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>>907458
10/10
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Just seeing this thread mad me nervouse
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>>907417
>>907450
Fuck these people, fuck them with a barbed wire dildo.
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>>907699
I was in physical pain watching this, how can people like this function in the world?
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>>907713
They're fearless. Maybe you should learn something from them.
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>>907652
w-wat?
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>>907717
Like how to be a total idiot?
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>>907652
omg did he die????
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>>907867

There is a chance he lived. There were trees, they could have broken his fall.
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>>907867
It's fake, they edited out the parachute
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>>907780
he understands that everything is meaningless and enjoys life to the fullest. I bet that must feel amazing.
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>>907652
what was this about?

looks like he had a parachute on but didn't fly so good?
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>>907920
You could do alot of other things that are more enjoyable than an adreniline rush and don't have such high risk of death.
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>>907650
Couldn't even finish this one
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>>907920
>>907717
>They're fearless
>enjoys life to the fullest

Oh that means they do have fear of it. If they didn't then it'd not even be fun.

It is like roller coaster rides. I dislike them. I do not find them fun. I also have absolutely no fear of them. When I was a kid they were awesome, but I was a little afraid of them. Now they are boring shit and I'd rather be doing something else.
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>>907453
that cant be legal
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>>907417
hold up, looking for a gif of mom's spaghetti
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>>908169
Hurry up my knees are weak
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>>907457

It's amazing how simple this jump seems when you see it from a regular angle.

Not saying it's something just anyone can do, but the POV lens makes it look about 50 times longer than it is.
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>>907458
Huh!?
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>>907524
Why? Because you can't do that?
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>>907652
RIP
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>>907417
>>907450
>>907696
>>907699
Jesus christ. Why do people like this even exist
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>>907701

kek, finger already bitten
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>>907920

> tips fedora
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>>907458
song?
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>>907940
And maybe they did all that already? So now they're seeking new thrills.
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>>907650
yeah you got me. dat filename
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>>907417
>selfy stick
such a pussy
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>>908057
Legal? Yes.
Enough to be banned from the mall? Also yes.
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>>907450
isnt this a fucking video game? looks like a video game
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>>907933
Not gonna lie. Pretty sure that was just a backpack.

Best you can do it orient yourself head first close your eyes and hope it's as instant as everyone says.
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>>909797
Yeah, oculus rift.
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>>907955
I have absolutely no fear of roller coasters, yet I still find them very fun.
So yeah, argument completely invalid.
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>>907450
Now imagine that you got your balls together and did that.
Then you realize how fuckin insane you are and go pussy, but you still have to jump back to the first one to get off the ride!
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>>907652
Did he dead?!
He looked like he had a chute!?
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>>908999
Because someone has to do what the rest won't.
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>>910480

Cavers are fucked in the head.
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>>909045
This is the song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJYuxIHlerc

And this is the source of the webm:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6I0Bgb-vAAY
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>>907453
mirrors edge for real
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>>907920
His fearlessness is genetic, not learned.
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>>910480
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>>910480
How the hell does he plan on getting out?
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>>910781
There's another, larger entrance. He used that one to be a cheeky bastard.
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>>907650
women are clearly retarded right?
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>>911607
yes

or lack of parental/fatherly/common sense advice
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>>907450

My asshole tightened
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>>907920
How old are you? Death is meaningless, life is the only thing with any meaning. If these dumbasses have to hang off a building to get a kick they must be really boring conversationalists.
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>>911697
agreed, anons don't understand that life should be filled with what you love

at the same time bring happiness to others
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>>910655
Everyone dies...what's your point?
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>>909130
>Legal? Yes.

No.
Reckless endangerment to others. He could fall on someone.
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>>907652
I think that was intentional and he was gonna jump anyways, just made it look like a slip. Hardly anyone reacts.
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>>907450
This made my feet tingle
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>>912536
hehe
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>>911736
For the curse of life, is the curse of want. And so, you peer... Into the fog, in hope of answers
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>>908999
they won't for long
:^)
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>>907417
>>907450
So did they drown in pussy after making these videos or are they professional eunuchs?
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>>907652
Looks like the KL tower in Malaysia, popular base jumping location. Look at the foot he "slips" with, it was fake as fuck. That blob attached to his head is a camera, how they used to do it before GoPro's. Probably editing to make it look like no chute was pulled.
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I don't even know how people can stand on top of those high ass building swinging off the edges and shit like that.

I can't even stand on top of the kitchen desk without feeling nervous as hell.
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>>907453
full please.
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>>910480
>DRR DRR DRR
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>>912536
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>>907458
Full version
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>>907417
HIS PALMS SPAGETTI KNEES WEAK ARMS SPAGHETTI THERES VOMIT ON HIS SPAGHETTI ALREADY MOMS SPAGHETTI
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>>908585
Because he could fall on someone, or end up costing taxpayers an insane amount of money.
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>>915165
FUCK YOU
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>>915034
Last time I saw this I was drunk as hell moping over my own shitty life and this tore me the fuck up. People living through this. Even kids. Fuck.
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>>915165
FUCK THAT
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>>912623
praise the sun
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>>915165
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNAk6oIKAjI
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>>914768
>this hole is mine, it was made for me!
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>>914709
that nigger could have died
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>>907453
>just cause 2 Burj Panau
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>>907650
My dad use to use an electric drill to put a hole in the coconut, then we'd use straws to drink the milk.
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>>907652
Was expecting a Wile-E-Coyote style puff of dust, when he hit the deck!
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>>914757
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPQdPHP32CY Got you senpai
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>>907699
there isn't a person on earth i trust enough to do that with
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>>915034
Video link?
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>>916936
there a story to this ?
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>>917129
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NyCD3LqfbJ8
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>>916935
Lucky that cliff broke his fall
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>>916936
human life is so fragile
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>>907652
>>907652
he hit his head on the ledge when he first slipped and it knocked him unconscious, so he never pulled his chute
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>>915165
I still remember runing from a bunch of them like the pussy kid I was while exploring the forest when I was camping
>>916726
Thank you based anon, you just helped cure my arachnophobia
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>>917155
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>>917137
The dumbass holds onto the route
>not that hard
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>>914709
did this idiot just caused a fucking avalanche?
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>>910781
You can see at the end there's someone in there holding him up. That's not the only wayin
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>>911736
Why would someone take such an awesome scene and then put in their own shitty background music? o.O
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>>916935
>literally managed to hit the ONE sharp area on a flat wall

I hope he fucking died
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>>916973
mu dad would use a hammer and nail
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>>917404
He did not

>Compression Fracture of the T12 Vertebra, 5 stitches to the eye, 6 stitches to the chin, severely sprained Back, wrist and hand. multiple bruised areas.
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>>916935
Some Homer Simpson shit right here
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>>917137
Not sure if this counts as a "story", but this is a good sauce
http://www.keepbusy.net/play.php?id=guy-should-have-let-go-of-bungee-cord

Apparently he held on purpose
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>>915034
this is fucking masaterpiece. Also is that auuh auuh auuh taken form 300 spartians?
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>>915034
jesus, how fucking loud is this.
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>>907696
0:21

>This is how I shit on the world
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>>916935

0:16 - I made an audiable "owwf" noise watching this
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>>910480
I love the fact this video went viral, I know the people in the video. Funny thing is like right off screen to the right there's a MASSIVE hole you can just walk into the cave in. Just a fun second enterance at deep cave in west texas
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>>907696
Notice his sweater starts out blue but ends up being red due to him bleeding from his nipples.
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>>907450
>mirror's edge VR edition.webm
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>>917244
I'm sure you're retarded.
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>>907699
This is why humans are the only species with idiots like this. We go out of your way to keep shitheads like these alive when nature wants them dead.
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why is everybody so upset at these? they're willingly doing what they do, who cares
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To be honest, someday I'll create like a group/sorority like this, and all of the members would be suicidal.

I mean, if you're suicidal, why not experience this? I'll train you for months.
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>>919291

Cry babies being scared of heights obviously. Looks fun to me in all honesty
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>>919313
honestly, that sounds fucking awesome. i would definitely subscribe to your YouTube channel "The Coolest Suicide Jumps in the World". can you imagine? a large group of parcour-trained people hell-bent on offing themselves... you could do some pretty awesome stuff with that!
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>>910480
He is so fcking skinny fag.
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>>916726
Would you stick your dick in that for 25,000 dollars?
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>>919325
That shit ain't right brah
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>>907650

that was just a lot of screaming on that webm why
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>>915034
Why is this posted in every thread?
Vladimir, is that you?
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>>907650
Easy way I always did it was take a corkscrew, and put it through the soft black bits (the bowling ball fingers looking things) drain it, then hit it with a tenderizer to break it open
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>>919393
As much as I want 25,000$... i'm not sure
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>>908999
people who have lost control of the call of the void
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intrusive_thought
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if not for different reasons...
Can someone take off the sound and chip this to a little under two megs?
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>>907701
Natural Selection in action
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>>912536
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>>907450
Please make this to work on VR
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>>917517
sauce?
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>>920537
Danger 5
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>>915165
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>>920586
There was no landing ramp, what was this idiot expecting to happen?
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>>917183
Pretty sure he used his arms to not hit his head
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>>920763
I think he had a parachute on
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>>910511
Calling bullshit
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>>920810
The adrenaline rush you get from roller coasters and similar activities does not exclusively come from fear. I actually doubt it plays a notably positive role in most people at all.
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>>920763
Look at the way he stays upright instead of tumbling. His parachute didn't open fast enough or didn't deploy fully. He's still an idiot, and its still hilarious because it looks like he just wants to jump off a mountain with no plan.
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>>912532
And he didn't. Police need less discretion, not more.

Being sued is enough deterrent, because in any case, this man and others like him don't care in the first place. Once he hurts someone, then I'm all for arresting him on the spot. And of course, if I was the owner of the mall, I would throw him out with my own hands, and not give a shit about it any further.
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>>916935
there is a version of this with sound.
the audio is 10 times more horrifying than the video
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>>920810
im not afraid of them either
was the first time before getting on, but not since.

Thing is, i know its safe, and it feels safe and familiar. Not any different than watching a first person view on tv; its why i dont go on them often cuz i feel its not worth the money spent visiting parks that have them.
Are you terrified of driving? im sure someone from ye olden days would be, but it probably feels like watching a video to you at this point
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>>917155
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>>915034
>filename
kek
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>>920900
fake, there is water in the original video
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>>920706
those are harvestmen; they're harmless and they're not even really spiders

>>920903
he broke the escalator and fell into the grinding machinery, which ripped him apart
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>>907450
Palms sweaty
Not sphincter tight
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>>920706
Bunch o fucking pussies getting scared of a spider that isn't poisonous and not even big.
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>>917144
>Russians
>Defenders of Donbass
>Defenders
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>>920706
Those aren't spiders

Those are harvestmen
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>>907699
lost it
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>>919639
I know that voice....
fuckin Lori Petty
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>>920586
>no n in the reflection

ya dun goofed
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>>907457
anybody know song name?
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>>920706
Masses of spiders is what they should have added to darksouls
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>>920874
post it
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>>920968
>breaking spaghetti

WHY
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>>916936
Fake. The cord goes through the coat.
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>>921477
ignore him, he is just a faggot without a sauce
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>>920524
>doesn't know what a cave is
That's an arch ya fuck
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>>921566
fucking idiot
http://www.keepbusy.net/play.php?id=guy-should-have-let-go-of-bungee-cord
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>>916967
I understood that reference. Those elevators were sick to fuck around with. Almost as much as the windmills near the race track.
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>>914709
Fucker was riding a SNOWMOBILE ON A CORNICE. Fuck man, any sane skier wouldn't have gotten twenty feet from that lip, and this guy just rides on it with a 500 pound machine. Either he learned his lesson or died next season.
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>>908999
because natural selection takes care of the bad ones = only left with people like this
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>>917183
its a joke played by a professional. he does this to make people freak out
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>>921593
That video only proves him right. He would have fallen off the cord if he weren't attached attached to it
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>>920799
>>921793
it was supposed to be a joke but he actually did hit his head
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>>914709
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rgd01qJjnR0

there you go
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>>917428
>last 3 seconds of it
>2 watermarks
>letter boxing

Add a blingee dancer and this would be compete shit.
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>>917404
>bad luck
>hope he died
You sound like a good man. I bet you spend a lot of time on 4chan.
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>>915165
these guys kill black widows and brown recluses, i never kill them in my house
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this counts
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>>921918
HEY PAUL
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>>920911
Nah bro, naah
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>>915063
Not just that, but it's a fucking evil thing to do worrying the family like that. There's literally no reason to do it. If I had a kid I'd rather them shoot up heroine than do this stupid shit.
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>>921918
sauce?
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>>907457
my problem with this vid is that you fall at 120 fps. he falls for 4 seconds
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>>907652
pretty sure this version is edited, I've seen one where he very obviously opens a parachute
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>>922798
>you fall at 120 fps
What?
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>>907450
>wearing fucking jordans
Goddamn, get some proper footwear, do you want to die?
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>>922026
>Canadian cavalry
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>>920911
Do you actually have to pedal at all for something like this? Or can you just use the momentum from the first drop
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>>920905
that hurt my teeth to watch
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>>922768
Creep
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>>907650
jeezus christ, just hit it with a fucking hammer. not hard at all.
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>>907696

I'm baffled why there aren't any videos of these people falling.

It has to happen, right?
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>>922026
That has got to burn huge amounts of energy. I wonder why that animal did that.
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>>923044
they pedaled for the large jump, other than that, not really any other place on that run
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>>917104
that's like
%5 cool
%5 dangerous
%90 cringe

like cheerleaders meets parkour
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>>923450
>like cheerleaders meets parkour
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>>915034
Nice "poor people brainwashed into war" meme, mein freund.
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>>917231
Blacked
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>>920586
Ayy
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>>914709

In the actual video he says: 'I just literally shit myself'.
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>>907652
its a stunt, hes ok
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>>916936
fake - the second one leaned towards edge before "dragged", also he bends his legs in advance.
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>>923772
monkey see, monkey do
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>>907458
sauce pls
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>>921918
sauce!!!!!!!!!!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OvjUUgJgxJ4

I know there's a .webm of this out there. does anyone have it?
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>>907417
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>>920968
keked
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>>907453
Fuuuck I already named this >>907450 webm mirrors edge irl
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>>907652
I like pranks but shit like this is not okay. You can legitimately cause heart attacks or traumatize people like this.
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>>923247
Yup a few videos on Liveleak already of mostly Russian youngsters falling from cranes and stuff. Cant be arsed to search. it wasnt pov though.
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>>917517
Poor Jackson, falling straight into the friendzone
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>>917517
this is why you wave back
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>>923772
EXPLODING KNEES
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>>908281
I've always said the same thing. It's not by any means easy but it really isn't as gigantic as it seems with the fisheye
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>>917168
The guy lived...
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>>917550
I thought it might be. Looks like Enchanted Rock.
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>>911667
I fucking love the bits that fly off in spirals whenever something big explodes. Like how does that even happen.
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>>919291
My only issue with it is if they fall and kill someone else by falling on them.
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>>921819
If he had gone forward one more foot he'd be fucking dead. Amazing.
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>>915165
>>920706
>>916726
Daddy Longlegs are the fucking worst. They're harmless and beneficial but fuck they're unnerving. Once went camping and the roofs of our tents were covered in them during the day. I would not sleep in there if we didn't have mosquito nets.

>>919393
I'd do it.
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>>919291
Because most human beings who aren't sociopaths have empathy and naturally envision themselves in the situation.
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>>919639
Lucky fucking man
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>>920900
>Spyro IRL
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>>923772
>When you realize the video isn't getting played backwards
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>>925172
Should have named it acme.
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>>920524
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-C_jPcUkVrM
Someone make a webm, i can't be arsed
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>>921957
thanks
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>>921566
Not fake
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>>923267
tryna fuck, or not be fucked, or predators, or tear gas
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>>925418
Any curved piece of metal, maybe a hose, can spin like that when pushed through air.
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>>923247
because the camera gets destroyed by the fall
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>>923450
yeah that was pretty gay in many ways at once
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>>917517


poor jackson, that drove him to homosexuality
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>>919639
name of girl?
I wish to find porn of her and masturbate.
>>
>>928515
Lori Petty
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>>928542
>Lori Petty
Could have just said Livewire, but thanks anyway.
>>
>>907650
>women failing in the kitchen

you had one job...
>>
>>921918
Is this real?

I don't know what is and what isn't anymore
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>>928629
>what is metadat
>what is other people asking for sauce
>>
My palms are actually sweaty, and I'm uncomfortable.
>>
>>928629
it's a movie
>>
>>925441
Dude, I used to have nightmares of falling off cliffs like in spyro and I'd always wake up like I was on the brink of death. Fucking swear to god...
>>
>>920851
>someone needs to be injured/crippled/killed before we do something about it
>even though I just watched someone do it, a lawsuit is enough of a deterrent
>>
>>920706
the ceiling is dripping spiders...
>> Fucking metal.
>>
>>908272
Seconding this. My arms are heavy
>>
>>925343
Do you know where you are senpai
>>
>>929406
Earth?
>>
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WNOBIv2.webm
494KB, 720x404px
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>>909045
Check this!
https://youtu.be/Ra0ozaE-oy0
>>
>>911607
What are you expect from being that's guided by maternal instinct?
>>
>>929392
If you're afraid of getting hurt stay inside you nugget.
>>
>>921540
'mericans are idiots
>>
>>907417
>webms/gif that make your palms sweaty
nah more like
webms that make me hope that dick falls down
>>
>>910480
oh fuck this shit gets me. its like getting buried alive. why are they doing things like that? Instead of exploring caves you could explore your gfs holes instead!
>>
>>919639
I expected freakazoid
>>
>>920706
>FUCKINSPIDERS
those are not spiders mu nigga ;)
>>
>>920903
I thank god everyday that I live in Germany and dont have to worry about defect escalators and elevators.
>>
>>921540
Maybe its what americans do? I dont know for what purpose though
>>
>>931462
what? you germans only have stairs?
>>
>>923054
Fuck, me too.
>>
>>920968
every time you break spaghetti, an italian dies.
>>
>>924792
this
>>
>>919291
pussies

there is a reason why they sit all day home and shitpost on 4chan
>>
>>907453
>Dukeskip.webm
That aside, there's no way anyone is in this much of a hurry in a mall.
>>
>>907457
rememberthis, he fucked up his leg on the roof pretty good tore away some skin
>>
>>928380
That, and who would upload a video of their friend fucking dying in first-person
>>
>>919393
Wouldn't stick a hand in for twice as much.
Dangerous or not, I hate crawling things.
>>
>>919660
Goddamn you’re retarded
>>
>>920586
>be an hero
>>
>>921540
I'm not exactly sure why, I always figured it was so the noodles will fit in the pot better.
>>
>>921918
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Creep_%282014_film%29
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXtnqrWCciM
>>
>>924842
Nigger
>>
>>932378
cool webm
>>
>>919233
paradoxically, it's exactly this kind of risktaking behaviour that has allowed us to dominate the planet. this kind of people are exactly the kind that is needed to start domesticating wolves or sailing across an ocean.
>>
>>932657
i'd like to think the courage to innovate isn't quite the same as adrenaline highs for shits and giggles
>>
>>907450
>doing this
>without rope
>with fucking Jordans on

This man puts a lot of faith in the manufacturing skills of Chinese children
>>
>>931998

Maybe it's Yeezy day
>>
>>932569
Yes, by a nigger.
>>
>>932741
I think he meant "only a feeble-minded nigger would obsess over the porn he lives vicariously through and believes is some sort of representation of reality"
>>
>>919619
lel those aren't intrusive thoughts anon

you've never had severe intrusive thoughts anon, the whole point of them is they are stuff you DON'T wanna do.
>>
>>920911
That was pretty tame desu senpai
>>
>>907650

I'd beat the shit out of her is that was my knife. Do you have any idea how much time and effort I put into sharpening those damned things? Of course you don't, you probably just use them until they're dull and then buy new ones.
>>
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3MB, 310x232px
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>>920905
FUCK
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>>907458
What does NVR stand for?
>>
>>931462
Instead you have to worry about being killed and raped by muslims.
>>
>>912532
How are guns legal then?
>>
>>932002
He didn't fuck up his leg at all, he had some form of protection on, a lot of it.
>>
>>934028
Because some of us are adults, anon.
>>
>>910480
I like to imagine this hole leads to a large plastic slide.
>>
>>932773
Stay mad lmao
>>
>>931462
The idiot kept the plank upwards making it lock between the roof and the escalator, not much of a defect on the escalator's part
>>
>>907701
classic
>>
>>933666
checked
>>
>>923247
actually there are some third hand ones on live leak
police and family wont release the video from the victim
but you hear about those retards killing themself all the time
>>
>>907417

Nature is not wanting these people to reproduce. Let him fall.
>>
>>923772
>>925447

That is exactly what I thought too.
>>
>>907453
Huh, I actually found a reason to go to the mall now
>>
>>915165
yay look at all the new friends he can play with! :D
>>
>>920911
with all of those people standing right there too
>>
>>922026
Canadian here. Fun facts about what looks like a western moose bull:
>838 to 1,543 lb
>Approximately 6'6''
>Attack more people than bears and wolves combined.
>A full grown moose has almost no natural predators, except siberian tigers.
>Aggressive as fuck during mating season. Big and dumb, will charge cars on highways intentionally.
>Known to fight off black bears, grizzlies, and packs of wolves.
>>
>>937390
moose and grizzlies are the two things to avoid when camping
>>
>>925172
the guy was actually perfectly fine
the snow was few feet deep all around
>>
>>922869
feet per second
>>
>>916726
Looks like something out of an RTS game.
>>
>>937930
>perfectly fine
>>
>>921540
>>931540
>mfw I'm italian and I do that
>>
>>912536
kek
>>
>>914727
>kitchen desk
>kitchen desk
>kitchen
>desk
>kitchen
>desk
>>
>>915034
GD this stuff gives me such a boner. Sometimes I miss the action in Iraq.
>>
>>921918
>not naming it Raskolnikov.webm
>>
>>915034
Is this pro russian or pro ukrainian propaganda? If it's pro russian it's kind of fucked, Russian's are the ones causing all the pain in Crimea right now. I can't tell Ukrainian and Russian apart so I guess it could be either. Even if it's pro-Ukrainian propaganda, the Ukrainians are almost worse than the Russians in terms of being brutal fuckheads.

Everyone loses in Eastern Europe I guess.
>>
>>934030
No, he at the very least shredded his pants on the leg that slid down the roof.
Right after he lands he spot checks his leg because it's road rashed to some degree.
>>
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>>907417
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>>910480
>This is my hole.
>It was made for me!
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