Can we get a slav thread going?

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>>887622

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>>887627

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>>887628

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>>887630

>>887622
>WOAH HOOOOOOOOO

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Fucking niggers

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I would like more like this

>>888417
What in the world does this have to do with slavs?

>>887357
the soul of braishinkov came out in him near the end

>>888442
They're Polish by the way.

>>888733

Is Romania even Slavic?

>>888740
Nope.

They're latinized peoples like the Italians, Spanish, Portuguese, and French.

But they're surrounded by slavs so there's basically no real difference anyway.

>>887622
sauce plz?

>>888456
When camera gets stolen you can hear "Suka"
RT is Russia Today news channel, so KINDA slav

Does anyone have the webm where there's a ton of tumbleweed rolling accompanied by the soviet anthem?

>>888437
miusic name?

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>>887367
Superior version

>>888994
he say "they broke my arm, they will pay it"

>>888437
i came here to post this

>>888989
Russian Road

This man with broked arm said "Ukrops, this is for you, for today's bus, for all civilians. Attention, to all gun-crews, to battle". It's somewhere in Ukraine and missiles were launched to ukrainian official forces. Nothing funny here, lot of soldiers could die.

>>889097
what does he say into the radio?

you know, slavs are such trash, but their culture is really endearing. thanks for the thread.

>>888888
Holy shit

>>888858
>cyka

>>889097
no he doesn't, he says
Grozniy, this is for todays bus, for all of the civilians

>>888989
Игopь Pacтepяeв

>>887622
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NyCD3LqfbJ8&feature=youtu.be&t=76s

have to post this in every fucking thread.

>>888994

He always reminds me of De Niro in taxi driver

>>889371
he says "ukrop" in the beginning, meaning the ukrainian army forces.

>>888994
More like this?

>>887622
wow looks like some real life metal gear solid or something. even the song sounds like a russian cover of "when heavens divide"

>>889406
yeah but this video has been around since way before the ukraine conflict

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well it does have slavs in it

>>889476
Is that shooting what I hear after the explosion?

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>>887622

>>889519
is that a dota sign?

>>889460
what a beautiful human being

>>887359
>Victory dance after taking the Ukraine.

>>888417
>Blacks speaking in Portuguese, >Russians running away
>Russians pinned to the group by white cops speaking English.
Wut

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These fags know how to sing.

I'm looking for a clip which is all old red army clips but it has a really cool modern song beat over it with the red army destroying lots of shit.

There is a lot of clips of artillery firing in it.

>>887635
Somebody made a webm in such a way that the first guys head appeared stationary while everything else moved around it.

Anyone have that?

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>>888442

>Being scared of snakes

>>889830
Man fuck NATO, this kid will take out the rebels.

>>889830
i'm dying holy shit

>>889854
>emu
But tovarisch, that is a cassowary

>>889662
what happen

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>>889830
>Norwegian dude in norwegian military
>slav thread
>mfw

>>889469
I'd do him

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>>888733
>Slavs
>Romanians using gypsy language and Latin alphabet
pick one

>>890022
>Norwegian flag on shoulder
>Fuck Nato

M'kay

>>889939
I am now thoroughly impressed. Yessir.

>>889830
>Norwegian
>Slav
you're fucking stupid

>>889460
Why the fuck she needed to break AK like that

>>890366
You gotta kill time somehow.

>>889823
i see this in every thread, so qt i want her so much :(

>>889823
I generally envy Russians because it seems that the whole looking-at-your-phones culture when it comes to social get-togethers hasn't been that successful, and instead they do things like singing and playing instruments

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they know

>>889926
/r/ing the spongebob one

>>890159
That's the joke, cossawary is weaponised emu

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>>889835
this?

>>889519
song?

>>890915
battlefield 4 theme i think, maybe the victory song

>>890918
Yea, it's probably from extended main theme, thanks

>>887628
Damn, what chemical did they put in those containers?

>>890938

potato vodka and communism brother

>>889446
no, it hasn't.

>>890161
>Bo вpeмя бoя, oдин из тaнкoв пoпaл пo вышкe, в peзyльтaтe чeгo бoeц пoлyчил paнeниe cpeднeй тяжecти
What's there not to understand?

>>889208
just commanding the operators to shoot

>>891084
this always gets me

>>888842
keep dreaming gypsy
muh latin ancestors

>>891084
You see comrade, this is new soviet time travel bike. You just need to cycle to 8.8 miles per hour and you'll arrive in future to spread revolution

>>890580
Trust me, we look at out phones too.

I'm a failure of a slav

>>890680
typical

I really enjoy this

>>891604

get rekt brainwashed americuck lol

>>889476
half of these look like bishkek god i miss that place

>>888437
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RLUntrViCo

>>889460
haven't changed since ussr times. Had to do that shit in school.

>>889830
He's Norwegian but goes to show we're alike in some aspects.

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Holy fuck.. 20 years already passed since...

>>891908
>now with 3 /pol/ power!

>>891906
What the fuck happened?

>>887359
HOLY SHIT
gg well play 11\11
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JM07HYSGVho

Someone the webm of the singing duo? One breaks the wood he throws it and the other gets in the head

>>890938
High on the list of possibilities is calcium carbide and water.

>>890366
its just a field strip drill pal

>>890580
>le technology is bad meme
kek
literal autism

>>890171
WHAT A RE YOU A FUCKIN FAGGOT DUDE? WHAT ARE YOU A FUCKIN GAY?

>>889467
sauce?

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>>889842
This is the only thing I can find in my folder that's close to your description

>>892486
>projecting this hard
Spotted the autist.

>>887628
Russian Johnny Knoxville

>>887357
>slav guy
>spanish pasodoble

Hamburguer detected

>>888692
Polish are slavs.

>>892725
Read the filename m8

Requesting the Slav rap with sunflower seeds and shit

>>887628
This is why Slavs are such good folk.

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>>889830
>>890167
>>891945
>>890237
This man is a Slav at heart.

>>891759
it's just typical of russia to blame other countries for their fucked up "government"

>>888994
"This is FPSRussia..."

>>891908
>Česká soda FTW

>>891977
nothing
its usual demonstration in my country

>>893148
He's not blaming anyone. He's just speaking truth.

>>893285
They are so calm. The epitome of slavic not giving a fuck.

>>888417
IT WASN'T ME MAN

>>890580
fucking idiot
things are the same in russia as in the west

>>890680

He said negro, not nigger.

>>891977
>>893316

I guess, 2012 Euro, polish nationalists against russian fans. I remember watching this.

>>887357
Still looks like Friendlyjordies.

>>891908
Česká Soda rules, it's a shame that nobody has the balls to put it on the tv again

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>>887357

>>892619
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hksRnR4oIfg

Thats Hard Bass project, dude :)

>>891765
shitskin mongoloid detected

>>891906
ruski = slav nigger in denial

>>891970
anyone know the song?

>>889557
fireworks mate

>>893618
darude - sandstorm

>>888417
I think this was the Ferguson riots after the officer that shot Michael Brown got off

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screech of a true nation

roamanians are not slavs but gypsies.

>>893593
D&D slav version

>>891084

FUCKING HOW

>>893618
Sampled from: The notations - if i lost your love

>>889138
At least they're Ukrainian

>>889138
And hopefully they did.
Ukrainians are scum.
And im not even russian.

>>894671
thank u

>>893591
What does he scream?

>>893591
Why did he jump? Did they die?

>>892551
It's from the 2nd season of danger 5, I think it's still on Netflix

>>892422
song name?

asfasdfds

>>893591
Ahahahhahaaha andruha ))

>>888417
What a shit place America is.

>>889469
Those are the eyes of someone whose heart was broken by a crazy girl.

He's not lying, guys.

>>889926
zero discipline. Look at how they march

>>890862
Europe loves to destroy itself every century it seems.

>>893596
sauce on this?

>>892422
>>895138
I would like the song too.

>>891906
Polish-Russian relations are at an all-time low it seems.

>>895138
>>895285
Dj Jim - Hard Bass adidas

>>889939
Legend

Why only 4 mb?

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krautchan.net/download/1452292374001.webm/Pyccкий гoпник в Hью-Йopкe! [Пopa Baлить] gta and brat.webm

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>>890680
>Slavicmanstruggles

>>894650
sauce?

sexy body

>>892422
War Dance

>>892422
Slav Flash mob?

>>887622
"Directed by Hideo Kojima"

>>890580
right. because you saw this one video on th einternet

>>890198
You gotta be fuckin shitting me!!! I laughed so hard I puked!!!

>>889686
There is one ginger in Russia; they throw eggs at him.

Anyone have that webm with the drunk Russian dude walking funny while this plays?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AUG1YEUuGw

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>>896451
Found it

>>888847
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=be0SXBDBySE

>>890680
fucking spot on

>>893878
holy shit that trashcan is stolen from holland

>>895641
there is either a breeze or someone told the shittest joke in history

>>889108
me too

>>890862
sauce on song?

>>890580
She's practising that song for a performance.

>>895631
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Tq-DNlqklc

>>897422
That's certainly one way to get a cat out of a tree.

>>888733
I heard the amen for like half a second.

>>895138
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yH8qsZNRuYU

>>897449
Yes, the slav way

>>895103
it was extremely painful

>>897630
They seem like big guys.

>>890198
romanian isn't a "gypsy language", romanian is a romance language like french or italian.

>>895103
yes

>>895174
no niggr here speaks anything other than ebonics, mr mohammad

>>890580
isnt she holding a fuckign ipad there

>>889395
thank you anon <3

>>893148
>typical of russia to blame other countries for their fucked up "government"

Literally when did they do that? They have blamed them for TRYING to mess shit up with sanctions but that is about it.

>>897746

This is not russia, is it? What the fuck is going on?

>>888733
This isn't slav, it's romanian

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l482T0yNkeo

>>898011
Looks like some people think the kid on the ground's possessed and are trying to exorcise him.

>>898011
Posted in wrong thread?

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K

>>895103
>>893591
they both survived
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVwPZFPuJ-0

>>888442
if u noticed 'kurwa' why didn't u notice that that's polish

>>892486
>can't function in a social setting without looking at his Goyphone
>calling OTHERS autistic

>>896453
>you will never be this drunk
What's the song name?

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>>898086

>>890161

Some stupid vatniks though engaging a Ukrop tank with small-arms would be a good idea. Ukrop tank shoot them with big-arms.

>>889854
>australian nightmare.webm

>>896859
It seems a remix of "Justice" (2007 french electro)
for example https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWaWsgBbFsA

>>888417
She sounds cute. Makes me sad to hear her cry.
Fucking niggers.

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>>898432
>posting italians in a slav thread

>>898432
>Cutting out the best bit
For what reason?

>>898086
Sauce on creepy song?

>>889467
I don't get the satire here.

>>895179
No, Slav eyes just look like that. My ex-girlfriend is Polish, and her eyes look sad despite being a peppy, bubbly kind of girl. This one Russian guy at my club always looks like he's about to cry (at least his eyes do), but is a very chill and laid-back dude. And a classmate of mine, an exchange student from Lithuania, has sad-looking eyes, despite a gorgeous and warm smile when she greets you.

>>891215
But do you look down at them an almost constant 24/7 like here in America?

I DIDN'T THINK SO!!!

>>890751
>Just another day in Russia.

>>891084
The X-Files Theme would work here too.

>>895164
Eurobeat intensifies.

>>895191
Europe actually has things to fight for.

>>898044
romanians are slavic

>>898432
are you fucking retarded?

>>898432
this triggered me so hard how can you mistake a romance language for russian

>>899499
why the fuck are those flags all wrong? Isnt the nazi boy suppose to be russia?

>>899625
Not if some russian guy make the webm

>>898449
>He even let's of one hand
Fucking Slavs man.

>>898534
MARIE MADELEINE - Swimming pool

>>898601
>>896859
nope, it's Kavinsky
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ew_heGDWUtg

>>899598
No they're not. I hate to use wikipedia, but this time it's accurate
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slavs

>>899187
>just another day in the Zone

>>899499
One more ruski shitty propaganda like this ... one more....

>>895999
That's Polish though. We have plenty of gingers tbqh

>>889519
ahah epic !

>>899625
Ukrops go full Bandera Waffen SS and are proud of it. I see nothing wrong here. PL btw, not a ruski

>>889460
<3

>>889460
this rifle,this girl

>>889686
nice aim.

>>895191
yeah, because we've got more than a couple centuries under our belt

>>888994
Eh. I would just prefer a version with the sound and not the
>BWAHBWAHBWAAAHBWUBBWUB

>>899625
you might be retarded.

russians are known for comunism. not nazism

ukraine's leading goverment on the other hand, has had some "involvement" with certain "extreme right movements."

if you catch my meaning.

Does anyone have the webm of a guy in an elevator filming, the doors open, and the entire hallway is filled with squatting slavs? Been trying to find it for a while.

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>>899916

>>895098
One, two shit, three assholes

Or something like that.

>>893946
seriously?
the biker was riding and the other guy was blocking him the whole time.
you can see a little bit of the old guy in the bicycle before he appears, over the other guy's right shoulder.

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>>899922
might as well throw this in here

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MONAY MONAI

>>899598
nope

>>892954
Don't have webm, but here's the video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sBmrDiBMAoM

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>>900009
WASSUP! MONAY! MONAY! MONAAAAY!

>>893440

He even turned his wipers on before hitting the water.

>>900003
i have seen this webm a few times, this is the first time i notice the guy in the shower

>>899499
source?

>>899922
Thanks anon

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>>900117
Eurotrip
the only actually funny movie from that American Pie movies era

>>888437
>>888989
>>889108
>>891770
lyrics for friends

By crying earth sensing boots
Our squad bleeding out from the enemies
Eating on the run sorrel leaf
Sleeping in a gully under a bush Kalinovoye

We can not relax - run, run, run
And our supposedly friends sat down behind the hill
And look how they beat us, his eyes
Only long road completely for us

Wipe your tears, get some rest, I'm Russian road
Waste, and I'll cover, rags with water

But deep in the mud, in water up to the eyes
After some period of enemies overtook us again
And the beat even more strongly on the verge and poreshat
But severe frosts us hasten to the rescue

Spending dry your bitter tears, we Russian frosts
Freeze zametёm anguish, beckoning Muscovy

The nature of the war, we were like a mother
But there is time to bury, and there is time to step
And soon we showed up at foes towns
And they destroy everything around, smashed to smithereens

Torn to pieces in the trash rozmolotili
And, achieving, explained moaning enemies:
Remember the mysterious tactical reception -
When we retreat - we are going forward!

Along with cold weather and woods ahead Susanin
Just bequeathed to us by God Russian road
Russian road Russian road Russian road ...

>>899187
I've been looking for this webm. I wish I would have saved sciencefag's explanation for why this works and why it's stupid.

>>900398
systema?

Whenever I watch slav Webms I always have a good laugh, but I also always get this uneasy feeling that they're all incapable of compassion, empathy and love on a deeper level, just as likely to suddenly start fighting or break out in silly dance
Can slavs love?

>>897746
why isn't he just leaving her alone?
>>898359
no? they ask what kind of drugs s/he took.

>>895346
I think when russia purged polish people when retreating from the germans in WW1 was a lower point to be honest.
A bit of rioting doesn't really beat genocide to be honest.

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>>900545
I don't believe everything we see on here is representative of them as a whole.

This one is for you. I'm not the best webm maker nor a slav but for what its worth...

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>>900398
Бoй нa бeгy, Бeлый Caмopяд
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRosPMyotj4
>mfw comments are on and author is replying

>>900545
Are you fucking serious? Read some slav literature, timeless classics, and you will realize that answer is really obvious

>>900106
Is... is he peeing in it?

>>900660
lmao

>>900653
HOLY SHIT!!! I know this crossroad - it's in my city! And yes - the road is very bumpy there.

>>900651
w-wat?

>>900545
Read most classic Russian authors. Dostoevsky was very compassionate.

>>900988
>>900648
they could be outliers.

>>900636
If it fits,
I sits.

>>900994
doing stupid shit because you have nothing to do doesn't equate to being a race of psychopaths.

>>901207
attacking people at random, breaking their stuff for fun, being apathetic to disasters, those do.

>>901213
I see how you got that idea, but don't think that apathy and brutishness are mutually inclusive. there are mob-types, sure, but that's separate from the very similar cultural apathy.

that said, I ain't no slav, and they're posting here, so they could probably give you a better answer.

>>899941
When the guy falls down I mean.

>>898432
>ooga booga only in Russia snows

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Two girls raped a man with a corkscrew in Moscow.

>>901369
the 2nd chick is so dumb, why the fuck doesnt she just curb stomp the dude's dick? would've put an end to the fight in less a second.

>>890751
As there is weed growing there I don't think he's asking for a cigarette.

>>901401
>put an end to the fight
You missed the point.

>>901421
Do you have blunt, Sergei? I am stress, I need relax.

>>901369
There is literally no reason why a man of his size would be overpowered by two girls of their size.
does he have a disease?

>>901421
That's not weed lol

>>900651
Russian DMV?

>>895792
Check hardbass.
It's like Harlem shake or Gangam style in West, just that hardbass is older and more fun.

>>899894
Both Russia and Ukraine have gone full Fascist these days. Ukraine's Government though is openly Fascist playing up Ukrainian Nationalism and the absurd idea that Ukraine was only "free" when the Nazi collaborators had control of the country during WW2.

Russia of course can't do this for 80+ years of full on anti-Fascist propaganda, so while Russia's government is actually Fascist for all intents and purposes (very conservative, insanely reactionary, filled with Oligarchs, devoutly religious) it still knows that Communist, anti-Fascist ideology is very strongly a part of the Russian mindset especially when it comes to cultural pride and national nostalgia.

Both Russia and Ukraine have both gone completely off the cliff into insanity.

>>899894
russia has som efucke dup involvment with other countries of the world too. like selling them SAM's and ak's etc etc.
go ahead tell me i'm full of shit so i can laugh at you.

>>900430
Simple explanation: they are making a radio out their bodies.

>>901768
Sciencefag's explanation was better.

>>890580
She's holding a tablet and somebody is recording her you dense fuck

>>901519
>Russia's government is actually Fascist for all intents and purposes
Don't sleep at school m8

>>887357
▲
▲ ▲

>>889717
fury road.gif

>>900577
what the fuck is this thing?

>>902108
IIRC it was some sort of early warning radar thing for ICBMs.

>>902266
>>902108
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duga_radar

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>>902350
This.

>>900080
Fuck I wish I could explain it better.

Not this one, bald guy wearing cap with red adidas jacket and baseball bat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IV4IjHz2yIo
skip to 1:00, this is the most based thing I've ever seen

>>893518
>
THE FUCKING SAME

>>905099
Sauce on music?