New You Boner, You Lose thread.
>KEEP IT SFW
"good thing I carried this child in my womb for nine months then gave up my dreams to raise it instead of getting an abortion like a rational person. so it can do this in the wally world parking lot."
Didn't think I'd be losing so quick
Somebody PLEASE sauce this for me
>tfw after I saw this webm on /fit/, I subbed to her channel and cried watching her videos for two weeks straight
There is no god.
I'd like to take her past the Wall. If you know what I mean.
I'd like to show her my white walker. If you know what I mean.
I'd like her to Meera my Reed. If you know what I mean.
Something something winter is coming. If you know what I mean.
>"good thing I carried this child in my womb for nine months then gave up my dreams to raise it instead of getting an abortion like a rational person. so it make retarded fucking posts on the internet."
>tfw you will never be the lucky guy who got to fuck her while wearing that
This has piqued my interest if for nothing but to see how that could be physically possible. All those spikes...
Perhaps you are a time traveller from the paleolithic age but suffer from amnesia and can't figure out why your sexual instincts defy the logical progression of beauty (i.e. athletic and slim) in a post-industrial world?
Imagine being smart, intelligent, and loving, but unable to control your muscles the way you want to.
To give you an example what it is like having c.palsy; imagine there is a 2 feet wide beach ball floating in mid air at your head height just off center of your face and about 6 inches from your shoulder.
Now imagine that beach ball is invisible, you can't see it, no one can see it. You can't put your hand through the beach ball, but other people can.
Now think about how your arm and hand must move AROUND the invisible beach ball in every daily task you must perform for the rest of your life. Go ahead and give it a test. Do a few things around your place and see how difficult it is and how it will look to other people watching you.
Then remember, that if you have c.palsy, you will have more than a beach ball to worry about. You won't be able to talk correctly, wipe your ass well, if at all, or even walk normally.
That is Charisse's entire life.
Well she is pretty cute.
i dated a chick like her.
by the time she's done, you'll be dry, your dick'll be injured, and you'll feel like you've just ran crosscountry through the entirety of canada.
and she'll still want to go to the club afterwards
still, best sex i've had
i made a similar thread to this and i got a warning. it was less lewd than what op posted. I wanted webms of girls kissing in a non-lewd way. wtf mods
never payed attention to people posting "you will never get a girl like this" but now it's really hitting me
it's so weird to think that no matter how much success I experience in life, no matter how much money I make or what I accomplish girls this pretty won't be attracted to me
I'm just an average looking guy, a would be good looker but my acne pits and ongoing acne which will eventually turn into acne pits will forever keep me down with the unattractive, and there is nothing I can do to change that
you can stop being a faggot though.
in all seriousness, all throughout my middle school/ high school years, I was an awkward son-of-a-bitch. but i made up for it by being funny. I had a big forehead, pimples, and varying degrees of embarrassing haircuts, but I also had some beautiful girls I was dating. A lot of girls really do dig a nice guy with a sense of humor.
Now i've grown into my looks and have an attractive wife. I still get flirted with, and it still blows my mind because I always considered myself a 3/10.
The notion that a personality and they way you carry yourself can turn an average joe to an attractive man is something I've always believed and I'm only questioning it now
I've done some really stupid shit and although I am piecing things back together, I don't have any friends right now, so I don't know how true what you're saying is
You could be hot, or your wife could be ugly, although god knows I hope neither is the case, I won't know for sure until I make some actual friends and see your law of attractiveness in action
In any case your kind words are appreciated
You should try out Accutane. It's the only severe acne medicine that actually works. But with insurance, that shit is $150 but it actually works so I'd say it's worth it. It worked for me
I've looked into every acne cure bro, I don't think accutane is for me
the thing is I don't exactly have "severe" acne
I always have a few pimples coming and going, and then I have a couple of longstanding blemishes, and then everlasting marks that although aren't super visible, have been with me and will continue to be with me for years to come
Do me a favour and stick around until later tonight, I'll upload a pic of myself to show you what I'm talking about
>anon makes a looped version at 1080p and no one comments
I love how the ones on the right are shaking their flatness as hard as they can, while that cheeky semen demon on the right just jiggles her jongles.
She's all like "I know what I'm about, this amount of effort is plenty enough".
Some chic from reallifecam.com "Ilona, Irma, Anna and Layla" can't post most of the vids due to blue board.
Ouch, that sucks. Have you tried going to a dermatologist? I'm sure they'd have something for you. They'd probably put you on Tretinoin, Panoxyl and Doxycycline to treat your acne. That's usually the working standard for the type of acne you have.
Trust me I'm an expert.
I wasn't aware I had a "type" of acne or there was a specific treatment for it
in highschool I tried to go to a dermatologist but my dad called me a retard and took me to the family doctor instead
they gave me benzoyl peroxide which didn't work for shit
I'll look into seeing a derm, how do you know so much about this?
you're a doctor?
My sister is one, actually. I was near pizza face level and she taught me so much shit about acne.
If you don't mind me asking, how old are you? Realize most people will eventually grow out of their acne unless they have a hormonal imbalance, then they'll be stuck dealing with acne for the majority, or the rest of their life. So no matter how bad it is now, it will most likely go away once you get older. That doesn't mean you'll stop getting a pimple on your cheek every now and then.
Benzoyl Peroxide doesn't get rid of existing pimples. Benzoyl Peroxide is used as a preventative because it kills the microcomedones before it gets deep into your pores and forms pimples. Benzoyl Peroxide is what Panoxyl is. The meds I listed in my other post actually kills the bacteria that causes acne. When fighting acne you'll have to take a lot of different meds, different combinations until you find one that works. Tretinoin and Adapalene Gel (Differin) are the two most common creams used to fight acne, so expect trying both of them out if you go to the derm. Doxycycline and Minocycline are the two most common capsules used when fighting acne,so expect trying both of them out if you go to a derm.
I hope I wasn't too confusing.
Sorry for the long post and sorry it took 2 days to respond. I forgot all about this thread.
I'm glad you replied at all
I started getting it at like 14 and now I'm 20, I know it goes away but I don't want to have acne for another 5 years, plus potential acne scars, which I already have quite a few of.
I was going to upload pics but I suppose if I'm seeing a derm they'll just diagnose me there anyway.
Do you know what the billing is like for the meds?
And is there a bill for just seeing them?
>Do you know what the billing is like for the meds?
>And is there a bill for just seeing them?
I don't know if your insured or not and what kind of insurance you have so I can't really help you there ;_;
>Also I know what BP does but the burning sensation was so intense I can't take it daily for longer than a week or so
Nearly all, if not all, acne creams will burn and dry out your skin. The way to counter that is to get non-comedogenic lotion such as Cetaphil and use it within 10 mintues after putting BP on your face (I sound like a pretty big shill right now)
Taking a bunch of different meds for acne is annoying as fuck but there isn't much that can be done for that. Maybe some time in the future we'll have acne magic pills that gets rid of all acne within a week.
damn dude you're the best
When I asked my doctor about these type of things he didn't know shit, told me I shouldn't be using any other creams with BP
Ur advice has been very handy
>When I asked my doctor about these type of things he didn't know shit, told me I shouldn't be using any other creams with BP
Hahaha. That's pretty damn dumb. I'd never trust a family doctor for acne.
I wish you the best with your acne! Make sure to boost your confidence and get all the qts the world has to offer!
Good luck anon!