Movie / TV #9

why are these all so unsettling

>>1709219
*swooshes trench coat like a cape*
because life is unsettling
*tips trilby he mistakenly calls a fedora*

>>1709219
???
These are film webms, not rekt thread webms.

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>>1709272

>>1709219
Is this what you mean?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_5848fS6Us

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>>1709219

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>>1709083
Question for the thread, I have a shitload of movies that I want to turn into webms but im not sure which program to get. which one would you guys recommend
>mfw i dont have a movie webm yet

>>1709314
I resolved to using WebMConverter (WebM for Bakas) https://github.com/WebMBro/WebMConverter/releases

The sticky on the first page of /wsg/ is misleading and doesn't give any good webm makers.

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>>1709345
first webm, thanks for the software breh

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>>1709412
Change the metadata "Title:" so that when people save it and play it (in the future) they will know the title/sauce.

This webm is okay since it took the proper source file name (Raging.Bull.1980.1080p.BluRay.x264.YIFY).

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>>1709428
>YIFY

>>1709167
More.

>>1709092
Context?

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>>1709314
http://www.softpedia.com/get/Multimedia/Video/Encoders-Converter-DIVX-Related/XMedia-Recode.shtml

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NjzMKzjNnKk

>>1710056
what the hell

>>1709858
From the movie Sunshine.

The Sun is dying and the crew of a spaceship must deliver a nuclear payload to restart the fission chain.

In this scene, they are repairing the shield at the front of the ship which protects against the extreme emissions that occur at such a short distance from the sun.

Without the repairs, the shield will fail and the ship will be vaporized. They tilted the shield so that the damaged piece was shaded for safe repairs. Tilting the shield caused direct rays from the sun to reflect off of a comms tower and destroy part of the ship.

Having sensed destruction caused by manual override, the ship's nav system overrides the controls and begins to counter the tilt of the shield. Captain Kaneda orders the other crew member back and stays behind to finish the job before the shield is fully immersed in sunlight.

Because the shield is being forcefully returned to standard position, Kaneda had to stay and finish the repairs knowing that he wouldn't have enough time to retreat behind the shield. Kaneda finishes repairs and the shield reaches fill coverage. He is vaporized much to the dismay of the crew.

>>1709092
Everytime Searle asks "Kaneda, what do you see?" I get shivers down my spine.

Great scene

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>>1709314
>I have a shitload of movies that I want to turn into webms but im not sure which program to get.
me too, figuring this>>1709345 right now

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>>1709635
That's pretty much the best scene in the movie. Rest of it is just Alien all over again instead of Prometheus 2. The movie really should have been more about the blue man people, sadly its not.

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>>1710072

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>>1710211
I thought he just stood there because he was a suicidal jap or that everyone was going insane seeing how the movie progresses.

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>>1710604

>>1710404
God damn. This is the most nausiating thing I've seen in years, and I've seen some weird shit on this site

anyone has that webm of a guy sitting on a bench who said that he doesn't go to sleep twice a day because he hates the feeling after waking up?

>>1709314
this tutorial is what I used 3 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WeM3SUp-HRg&t=28s

>>1710077
I thought he was about to kick some ass lel

>>1711557
Watch the movie, he is, and does kick ass.

>>1709313
https://streamable.com/7voyx

you gotta check out that scene but with the original's soundtrack

>>1710395
that soundtrack is fucking badass, what song is it I can't seem to find it

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Last one.

Does anyone have any leftovers kino?

>>1710395
Actually it's mostly like the Alien comics.

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>>1710077

the first scene with werner herzog is great

although if you want to get autistic Gulag prisoners didn't have pockets in their padded jackets(known as Vatniks) so they couldn't hide things

although often they sewed their own secret pockets for contraband or anything they didn't want stolen by guards or other prisoners

>>1712913
New Crow is perfect.
Jonah is good. Different enough to be worthwhile, but similar enough to not be shitty.
New Servo is the worst part of the show. And I include Felicia Day and Patton Oswalt in that.

>>1710351
Movie?

>>1714449
SWAT

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>spend hours trying to get a webm to look good
>can't post it
I bet it was an mp4 disguised as a webm

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>>1716327
You can just run ffprobe on it. Also, you don't need a huge resolution on 4chan. 640xH for H=whatever is fine.

>>1716341
Cool. I determined that the other file is using VP9 instead of VP8. 4chan supports VP8. I probably used the wrong encoder.

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>>1716341
anything smaller than 270px in height is for ants

>>1710658

you're retarded, that's the freshest sushi one could get.

>>1716733
"Transformers: Dark of the Moon" reusing "Apollo 13" Tom Hanks Film Footage

>>1717094
Was it really reused Apollo 13 footage or just NASA footage that both films used?

>>1718490
You can see on the shot of the lander & reentry vehicle a complete side panel missing when it going past moon as well as stock footage from Apollo launches

>>1718736

Looks like it's the Scientific Instrument Module to me

>>1709083
hey, is this a /comfy/ thread?

>>1716743
Muh Cinco Food Processor

>>1719780
Times change huh.

>That feeling when people still keep the original numerals you've imposed to kep track of movie threads

>>1709083
>>1709086
>>1709087
>>1709088
This movie was such a massive disappointment. But then again, there was a time in my life when I was making a living by teaching kids how to sail, so it's a given movie sailing is going to be disappointing.
Either way, the sheer incompetence of Old Man is the very reason he is in danger throughout the whole story.

My head canon is that he's a terminal cancer patient, but still didn't decide if he really wants to kill himself or try to live some more, hence the whole struggle. This is the only way to make his brain-dead decisions and lack of even most basic precautions anyone makes when sailing alone bearable.

>>1709364
How to know the movie was made by Americans?
A lone mining technician in a Moon station and probably the only human there has an assault rifle for his disposal.

Still, one of better sci-fi films to date.

>>1710401
From where the hell the blood comes out? I mean... is it some sort of secret knowledge how blood vessels are distributed in the body? Jesus fuck, who made this shit?

>>1709518
Got the lighter catch scene?

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>>1719970

>>1719932
Teeth aren't solid bone anon. The core (called the pulp) contains blood vessels and shit. Ever heard of a root canal?

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>>1719977

>>1719982
This is an upper incisor, you moron. They don't behave like that and there is barely pulp inside of them, since they are fucking incisors. That goes without mentioning the obvious fact that no human tooth is going to gush blood like a broken artery.
I get it, the movie apparently runs on medical horror, but it won't make it any less retarded. Medical horror works as long as it matches reality even at a slightest, instead being a random hotch-potch of elements piled together.
Oh, and those straps to keep his mouth open? They are designed for kids below age of 10, since anyone older has enough jaw strenght and muscle tension to break free from them.

And before you ask - no, I'm not a dentist. But shit like this makes me laugh at best, cringe at worse.

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>>1719984

>>1719970
>>1719977
>>1719984
>>1719994
I remember this movie, it was great.
But what was it called?

>>1719995
It's in meta-data

[spoiler]Kate & Leopold[/spoiler]

>>1719977
>>1719970
Source?

>>1719997
Metadata me here and metadata me there, I can see no metadata anywhere.
Thank you nonetheless.

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>>1719999
How to access meta-data
>Beginner tier
Have an extension installed to your browser, it will display it automatically
>Easy tier
Download a .webm. Open it with just about any software designed for movies. The meta-data title will pop out instantly, even if you are using a hand-held or a phone.
>Intermidiate tier
Download a .webm. Open it with notepad. At the very top, the only words (instead of random signs and obvious data gibberish) are going to be what was put in meta-data. Meaning the title. This LOOKS hard, but doesn't even require a movie playing software installed on your device.

Now you know for the future

>>1710132
Source?

>>1720063
"God Bless America" (2011)

>>1710051
Every time someone posts something from RE1 I feel the urge to watch it again.

>>1711534
>>1711537
pleases can someone tell me what movie this is

>>1720190
That laser grid defence was the tits. I want one of those for my front door.

>>1710404
it's pretty easy to breath through your mouth without opening it enough for them to shove that thing in. you could just keep jaw clenched and breathe through your teeth.

>>1720789
True, but I imagine he would be panicking too much to think of doing that.

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>>1710132
Here is the one with sound.

>>1720241
Watch the German version of tentpole movie Stalingrad for more realistic approach to history and cinematography instead of Russian version which is all almost CGI.

The one you're replying to is Russian version of Stalingrad.

>>1720789
The entire movie is like this - it works as long as you turn your brain off and just watch moving pictures. The moment you start to apply just about any amount of logic to is, it collapses entirely.

>>1719913
i thought that shot was off the inspection team or whatever that was sent in to essentially kill him and make sure everything gets set back up properly

>>1709124
It was a puppy. There was a puppy in the yellow can.

Does anyone have any webms from The Young Pope? Specifically looking for the "typical plebeian reaction" one.

>>1719913
Jokes on you, since the film is British.

>>1721185
Mate, there is nobody on Moon, but Sam. And he still has a rifle on himself

>>1720685
They liked it so much they copied it for the games.

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>>1722632
Fuck, I've forget to add sound when cutting it (the first version was 4.01 MB)

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>>1722634

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>>1709083

>>1720190
>>1710051
Me too. RE1 is not terrible to watch. Those after it are worse.
Makes me think of Alien too.>>1709167
As a movie loving person, started from loving horror movies, I hate movie franchises.
After I watched the latest Alien movie, all I want to do is cover my face, and say "sure, whatever man".
And I've already stopped watching RE long ago. I feel too dumb to step in a cinema and watch a such terrible movie.
I understand making great movies after great movies isn't easy, but seeing a series gone downhill like this, you lose hope and faith.

>>1722727
Sauce?

>>1722732
>The Cabin in the Woods (2012)
Loved it.

>>1710211
Good summary but TLDR

>dude is fixing shield
>if he doesnt, whole crew vaporized
>not enough time to fix shield and get back in time
>RIP

>>1709092
>>1709095
Always wanted a prequel with the Icarus 1

>they could call it Sunrise

>also whose genius idea was it to call a mission to the Sun, the Icarus lol

>>1722742
That explains why the technicians looked familiar

>>1719913
>>1721955
>didn't watch the movie

>>1721185
>this is literally what was going on

>>1722632
>>1722634
>>1722638
>>1722640

what fucking movie

>>1722771
The part when the horror things happening, cut in with the technicians partying and shit is hilarious. Makes me laughed to tears.

>>1722793
>The Girl with All the Gifts (2016)
The teacher is kinda hot, especially with that sweater.
>Sweater is my fetish.

>>1722793
this fucking movie
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt4547056/

>>1721185
>>1722775
Only that it is Sam who picks up earlier version of Sam, you fucking morons.

>>1722829
She's played by Gemma Arterton, so even in baggy clothes and with fuckload of painted freckles she's going to look hot as fuck.
God, what a waste they don't hire her to do 2-5 movies a year. She has both the skills and looks for a movie star, but apparently it's her fault the movies she played in didn't made 20 times their budget, so Hollywood ditched her and she's doing roles in small-ass movies (good ones, but small) ever since.

>>1719995
>>1719998

IT'S JUST
A TOASTER

>>1722854
My biggest - for lack of better word - problem with "The Girl with All the Gifts" was Paddy Considine playing career NCO, Stg. Parks. This guy was playing for his entire life roles in comedies, hell, he was hired for this role due to playing in "The World's End" out of all things. Every single scene I was expecting he's going to crack up some joke.

>>1722854
>Only that it is Sam who picks up earlier version of Sam, you fucking morons.

What the fuck? You seriously didn't watch the movie, or even the webm?

Do I have to spell it out for you?

>Dying/Dead guy is old Sam
>New Sam is flying away to earth
>Cleanup dude 1 opens hatch, talks to other cleanup dudes

>>1722863
To this day I'm trying to figure out what the fuck Leopold saw in Kate. She's rude, she's brash, she constantly whines about everything and most importantly, is so bitterly cynical she's simply unbearable with her constant "LIFE IS PAIN, HURRR! WALLOW IN SUFFERING DURRR!".
That toaster scene, for example. Her acceptance to the fact she can't even eat a half-decent breakfast, combined with "BUT THAT'S HOW LIFE IS!" and then followed with all the fucking whining simply paints her as utterly incapable of doing anything else than constatly whining.
And then she goes back to late 19th century New York, because that's a place where she's going to improve her life. Probably by dying on pneumonia at the ripe age of 40.

>>1722871
Only that this is a scene from earlier in the movie, where New!Sam picks Old!Sam
So way to go with that "you didn't saw the movie"

>>1722880
>Only that this is a scene from earlier in the movie, where New!Sam picks Old!Sam

Dude seriously, stop.

This is literally the last few seconds of the movie.

Please. Just stop. And go watch the movie again.

>>1719970
>His best performance ever

Nope. It was that scene in the first X-Men movie when I uses his middle claw to flip Cyclops off, Brilliant!

>>1709083
fag doesn't have a life jacket. Violation.

>>1710072
What's this from?

>>1722890
How about you stop feeding a fucking troll?

>>1722901
If you find crap like that "best", I've got a bad message for you. You are a manchild.

And here is a tip - it was a joke about best performance.

>>1722933
Neon Demon

The movie is so bad, it's fucking horrible. This is literally one of the worst films made in past few years and that alone should told you how utterly awful it is. You could trim out 45 minutes out of it and you would lost absolutely nothing for the story, that's how horrible the editing and pacing is.
But then again, it's made by the one-hit-wonder Refn, who still thinks of himself and acts like it was straight after Drive's success, having an imaginary career of world-famous director in his head, which producing one shitty movie after another.
If you don't value your time and enjoy falling asleep during watching a thriller, go check yourself. It's not that I didn't warn you.

>>1722933
The Neon Demon

And adding to this anon >>1722981 my tip for all film-makers is:
If you are going to make a movie about "most beautiful woman ever", make fucking sure the actress doing the part has at least above average looks. Because it's hard to buy the whole story if your selling pitch is someone with looks and acting range of Elle Fanning.

>>1709368
Best way to spend 5 hours

>>1710056
Kek, I laughed so hard when that happened, and I had to rewind just to make sure what I heard was real.

>>1722877

Trumps 2020 campaign sure is strange

>>1722677
this movie sucked
I liked zero day a lot more

>>1722768
Humanity is stupid, honestly, they always name their shit like that.

>>1722721
RE got better after 3 though.
4 is the best movie in the series.

>>1710072
Is Lolita some kind of term for underage girls or something? Like how Jeffery Epstein private rape jet was nicknamed the "Lolita Express".

>>1723884
I watch this movie just for the original soundtrack

>>1724490
Lolita is the title of a famous book about a pedo who molests a little girl.

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>>1722963
His best performance ever

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>>1722877
MEDIOCAAAAR!

>>1723904
I think that's Hillary without her makeup.

>>1721801
what the fuck? haha

>>1722151
that soundtrack with those "almost the star wars theme, got ya!" let us anxious

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>>1723881
neat

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/g/ in a nutshell

>>1723884
Brazzers tr0n pr0n when?

How the fuck Miller went from this >>1724428 to this >>1722877 >>1724925 fucking shit? I mean - HOW?! One of the best action movies ever made turned into some retarded bullshit with constant gunfire and explosions.

>>1725544
Tell me about it. The very opening chase in Fury Road managed to fuck up the franchise with Not!Max surviving a fucking car explosion and following tumbling as if nothing happend. And it only went downhill from there.
The title should be Mad Max: In Name Only. For Christ sake, the very essence of Mad Max was the avoidance of the unkillable hero cliche. How the fuck you want to build tension in a movie, when you open it with a scene that basically says "it's ok, this guy can survive everything"? It's the same shit as in the 4th Indiana Jones movie - you are expect to be afraid about Indy's well-being when he punches some Russian next to an anthill, while in first 20 minutes he SURVIVED A FUCKING NUCLEAR EXPLOSION.

I deny to believe Miller actually wrote the script and he simply gave up after so many years to Warner Bros. execs. They've already turned Thunderdome in piece of shit with their "advices" and studio-appointed supervisor, so I wouldn't be surprised if they did the same shit with Fury Road.

>>1725550
*expected

>>1724490
Underage, leave

>>1725040
i liked them

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>>1725544
you forgot the middle part when he did Happy Feet and Babe movies

>>1725550
>For Christ sake, the very essence of Mad Max was the avoidance of the unkillable hero cliche.
Wait, wut
I've never actually felt that way for a single moment in any of the first three movies.

>>1724466
>4 is the best movie in the series
Sometimes I question myself "Do I really know, what is a good/bad movie?", but sure, whatever you say bro.

>>1722963
>How about you stop feeding a fucking troll?
Hanlon's Razor, man

He's not a troll, he's just fucking dumb.

>>1724925
>>1725544

>IF I PULL THAT OFF, WILL YOU DIE?

>>1710072
Keanu needs to do more roles like that. Man's range is criminally neglected even though his action flicks are still top notch.

>>1725544
>>1725550
Miller said each Mad Max film is suppose to be from the perspective of different tribal legends. They ended the second and third movie with this tribal chief narration but failed to with Fury Road which bugs me. But it explains the inconsistencies of each story. So basically he's kind of a post-apocalyptic Australian Paul Bunyan story being told around a camp fire.

I agree that the Max storyline was disappointing and they should have let Tom Hardy make it his own but the movie itself was still pretty fun. The universe/setting was every bit as amazing as the other ones if not better and the Furiosa storyline was great. Stop trying so hard to be whiny film-buff hipsters and just enjoy the movie.

>>1725564
WhatR U sum kindof word notsea? Ill leave if hue exlane wy.

>>1726091
Oh, I can totally see someone thinking especially 4 onwards are complete shit, actually.

Something about 4 and 5 in particular is just striking. For the lack of better words, I'd call those the demented vision of Paul W.S. Anderson. It's basically exactly the movie he wanted to make (sans a few budget issues, especially in 5), which is incredibly interesting to observe.

Also, stupid talk about film-worth aside, they're just enjoyable in a weird way. Not ironic "haha so dumb" which is something I can't stand, there's just something about it that's rather entertaining.
Plus, it has that amazing scene choreographed by Reuben Langdon.

>>1716733
Tears in my eyes, when will we go back there.

>>1724747
Does the metadata of this not have the title or am I an idiot? Alternatively, can anyone give me a hint for the source?

>>1728115
what metadata?

>>1728511
4chanX extension, the title button, alternately some video players will read the metadata regardless of filename and give you the title that is either the original movies name, or something someone put in there, as a joke or to be an ass, usually it's just the original name.

>>1728529
>>1728115
>>1724747
well, here's the answer
>The Purge: Anarchy (2014)

>>1709518
i remember watching this with different dialogue where he says he'd never hurt a pretty woman like this. do you know where this sub came from?

>>1709088
Wtf is this shit? How did his fucking inflatable life raft catch fire?

>>1709092
Why don't they just launch the payload via rocket covered in reflective armour?

>>1728560
That's one of many things you have to accept to enjoy this movie.

>>1710406
>that everyone was going insane seeing how the movie progresses.
That's a valid explanation. Everyone in this movie is slowly going crazy.

>>1710416
I don't understand this movie. What is so great about it ?

>>1728544
>>The Purge: Anarchy (2014)
Huh. All right, thanks.

>>1722823
I cant decide which i like more between stalag 17 and the great escape

>>1724459
>>1722768

if you're superstitious you shouldn't be a scientist.

>>1728599
Watch the whole thing, out of context parts of any movie make little sense, you might understand then, you might not, but at least then you put in the requisite effort.

>>1709877
Lol 9mm

>>1722149
>>1722151
You know the empire deserves to lose when they couldn't invent proper space rules of engagement.
Like proper fighter support for those huge star destroyers.

>>1728903
But I did watch the movie. And the beauty of the thing still escape me.

>>1716724
>>1716727
this could have easily been the scariest movie of the decade if it didn't shit the bed so bad in the 3rd act

>>1728980
Then maybe it's just not your style? I've never watched it, so I don't know either, but it's probably something generational, or the beauty is that it has no real point, and rather than appreciate the beauty, you appreciate the ugly?

>>1729004
I don't like pointless actions, and the hero's action are pointless until the very end, and even then, he acts foolishly. But I might be an idiot, the film is often described as a masterpiece.

>>1729021
That's why I don't look at reviews or look for other peoples opinions, save a few that I know in person, on a movie before I've seen it myself. It creates a sense of hype, or some kind of expectation that I go in with and am usually disappointed because of, and whether the film is a masterpiece or what-not, I'll decide for myself.

I'll give a recommendation to someone who asks but I think that as long as a film entertains and engages me, on some level, then it's worth watching.

I never analyze or be critical, on my first watch, I just watch it and when I've seen the end, I look at what I've watched and judge on what it made me think or feel.

>>1728946
They realistically thought that no one would attack the planet on that scale. Once the back up arrived the rebel fleet was pretty much wiped out.

>>1724490
>not knowing literary classics
forgivable
>not knowing how to use fucking google
kys

>>1710056
What's this from?

>>1730780
I miss old Mad Max, the new shit is just ridiculous

>>1709086

>>1730100
Probably Narcos.

>>1733492
Yes it is.

>>1719896
not really no

>>1719907
Whoa are they really that bad? I have never even seen the ocean so I guess I'm not well equipped to catch any of the eye-rolling blunders he made.

>>1726298
>2017
>If you dislike subpar movie, you must be a hipster
Ok, let's play your game - I'm glad you are too young to remember originals.

>>1726008
>Mad Max
>Barely scraps away from encounter with Toe-Cutter's gang, ends up knee-capped, with broken arm and thus limp for life
>Mad Max 2
>The fucking car crash scene, from which he barely gets out in single piece, left with lazy eye for life; then the final chase, which ends with him getting badly mangled
>Thunderdome
>Gets easily overpowered when the bad guys no longer need him alive, but can't exactly kill him on spot; almost dies out of exposure

and then
>Fury Road
>Survives car explosion in opening 2 minutes of the film, from which he instantly gets up; shit only goes more retarded from there; anything after the sand-storm is his dying dream, because otherwise he would have to start bending laws of physics.

Max went from anti-thesis to being text-book example of invincible guy that shrugs away any sort of damage he can sustain, without getting slower, weaker or in any way imparied.
What makes it so much annoying is the fact it's not a remake/reboot made by random nobody Hollywood hired for the project, but fucking George Miller himself turning the series into a mockery of itself with such antics. I couldn't bother any less with the whole "le evil feminism maymay" bullshit (in fact, it was pretty solid), but what killed the movie for me was the fact Max was literally unkillable and you never, ever feel any form of endangerment throughout the entire fucking movie, despite all those chases, shooting, explosions and more explosions.
The movie is simply dead on the emotional side. A long, thrill-less ride through desert that literally goes in circle, but can't make you for a single second even assume anyone can die or suffer. In a 4th installment to series build on lack of certainity. A lot happens during those two hours, but none of it makes you question the fact Max will succeed, survive and be fine.

>>1730086
One of the best 80s movies...
... made in fucking 90s.

It's a damn shame nothing came out of the project to make a trilogy out of it. It would be pretty cool to have American Zatoichi.

>>1733432
Best movie by Boyle and completely under-rated. It barely even got any distribution at all.

>>1733797
Let's be blunk. All the bad things that happen to him are his own god-damn fault, almost entirely based on the fact he only makes 1st step for all his emergency situations, but never the following ones.
His hull has hole but he still can sail? Well, why not sail aimlessly to nowhere (that's why I assume he's suicidal).
Called for help (with SOS, instead of pan-pan)? Surely, don't even bother with making it easier for rescue team and still sail aimlessly.
Storm (a real, naval one, not storm as some rainy weather) is coming? Well, who needs storm sails prepared before, surely you want to try to switch them in the middle of storm (trust me, that's close to impossible with experienced crew, and here we have a single guy)
Storm is raging around? Surely, let's try to fight it (you can't) instead of making sure your badly patched hole is not leaking further.

And the completely separate subject is the utterly convoluted way the hole is patched. It's literally one of the worst ways to do it and it doesn't even take experience or training to realise that.

In short - a lot of things go to shit, because Old Man apparently doesn't bother with making sure he will survive any of the hardships he encounters. Hence the suicidal/terminal patient interpretation

>>1734925
*blunt

>>1722768
>>1724459
I figure they were living in a pretty depressing time, global winter and the prospect of 'If this last chance plan doesn't work we're all going to die', you're not going to give it a particularly upbeat name

>>1710048
A. What's the sauce and
B. Is the audio fucked on this or did my speakers just die?

>>1729631
>Googling Lolita
Maybe anon doesn't want to end up on a watch list.
The coward.

>>1710395
Covenant felt like a bunch of pretty cool scenes strung together by a pretty "eh" movie. Also there were some pretty big scenes that weren't really necessary to the plot. Like, the whole hunt withe the Xenomorph on the ship at the end felt like they were trying to pad time.
Plus they shouldn't have fucking went out of the planet without goddamn helmets.

>>1735489
>manlet uprising

>>1714407
He's very supportive.

>>1714619
Shit, I remember watching SWAT when I was just a kid.
Does it hold up?

>>1735502
Yes.

>>1735502
No

>>1735503
>>1735509
Excellent.

>>1734915
Their losses. No fucks given by me.
I knew nothing about it before I bought the ticket. Watched it. Loved it. One happy night.

>>1735456
>That Wilhelm
My fucking sides

>>1735502
If you ignore the original hype around it, it's decent.

>>1735523
All I knew about it was it was made by Boyle, Cassel plays in it (love that guy) and it's about hypnosis. Still had lots of fun.

>>1719812
very nice

>>1709472
what movie?

>>1735502
It contains cringe.

>>1738524
Why bumping if there is a new thread?
>>1738503
>>1738503
>>1738503

>>1738578
bump limit
so it never bumps again

>>1738585
and I thought it's 300

>>1738590
what is it anyway?

>>1738591
310.

>>1738592
4

>>1738619
3

>>1738623
2

>>1738626
1

>>1738578
new thread right here

>>1738585
If it wasn't bump in the first place, it would simply auto-sage, as this thread was on page 9.
So it was easier to just let it die than hit the limit

>>1738652
sure
but I aren't the guy who prematurely launch the new thread, without hitting bump limit.

>>1738796
I am. And this thread had then 12 posts to go and only 4 image slots left. While being on page 9.
The sane choice was to ignore its egsistence and start a new one.

>>1728938
yes, that was the joke from the more famous gif version of this clip

>>1716257
>>1716261
>>1716265
>>1716268
>>1716268
>>1716270
>>1716274
Red Dwarf was fun and all but these clips on their own seem really shitty

>>1720851
why didnt she just drive away

>>1735456
that was probably the worst-placee wilhelm in all of the history of film

>>1738809
>The sane choice
you keep believing in that

>>1739334
Because she is retarded.

No, really. That's the answer. It's kind of the plot-point of the entire movie that all those characters (and I mean all) are stupid and short-sighted.
Aside maybe the gun dealer. He's simply greedy.

>>1709298
that is a bit out of proportion to breaking someone's arm

>>1728557
started a fire to signal a ship

>>1728551
Iirc those are the subtitles from the english dub, webm is probbly a rip from the dvd, where those were the only subtitles