Stuff that isn't necessarily funny, but that makes you laugh

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>>1626439

>>1626478
thank god, can't fucking stand furfags they're the biggest cancer on earth

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>>1626483

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>>1626487

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>>1626489

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>>1626491

>>1626441
this shit should make you cringe.

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>>1626492

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>>1626496
can just admit that you're jealous of his uchigatana's perfect strokes

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>>1626502

>>1626433
This retarded leftist had it coming.

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>>1626505

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>>1626434
Does this guy just read off paragraphs as a form of paid commission like Big Man Tyrone?

>>1626511
yep

>>1626518
Deer lord, this is unbearable.

>>1626509
100% pure autism

>>1626502
This makes us like him more...

>>1626483
Wow. Being born as a mouse must be a seriously shit fate.

>>1626473
>the fall of europe

>>1626518

>Call the po... call somebody

He seriously thought for a moment to report this to the police.

>>1626518
Doe
RAEGHYYY
Me

>>1626433
>no one even gives a shit

>>1626502
>tfw I couldn't even tell if this was an anti trump ad made by lefties or a pro trump ad made by /pol/ till the end

>>1626518
what exactly is "somebody" supposed to do? I mean, that does look like a very unpleasant way to die, but starving would be rather unpleasant, too

>>1626632
Maybe they wanted the bear to be chased away from their property.

>>1626567
>yeah there's two animals fucking...or trying to kill each other or something...and they're loud as shit can you take a look?

>>1626518
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>1626518
FUS RO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>1626518
This needs the screaming orgasm edited over it

>>1626483
Goddamn i need me a monitor lizard

>>1626505
This is some top tier banter

>>1626511
Fucking Foreman

>>1626433
>that crack.
Anyone else feel that.

>>1626483
I kek'd so hard

>>1626483

>Warhammer 2 Lizardmen vs Skaven.

>>1626447
wish that was me

>>1626487
none of those people should have children!

>>1626497
it fits so well though

>>1626505
I've got some great memories of singing this with my rugby club in college. We had ones that were way more "offensive" than that too

>>1626483
what is love
baby don't hurt me
don't hurt me
no more
what is love

>>1626492
wow I died laughing at this, honestly wasn't expecting something so dumb/funny

>>1626625
this

>>1626550
seriously, every single possible way other than old age (which is highly unlikely) they die in some god awful way

>>1626483
S A V A G E

>>1626518
RULES
OF
NATURE

>>1627216
i feel like i need the backstory here.

>>1626483
This beat needs a remix

>>1626441
well at least he knows how to sharpen things

>>1626483
It takes so little to entertain some folks, doesn't it?

>>1626518
>the weak should fear the strong

>>1626822
underrated post

>>1626502
>this is supposed to make me dislike Trump

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>>1626518
That would be super fucking annoying.

>>1627287
killed by a trash can, it's probably how I'll go too

>>1626502
wtf i love hitler now

>>1627278
the invention of the selfie

>>1626491

Holy shit, what movie is that music from? It sounds so damn familar but I cant quite think of it.

Lion king?

>>1627316
Amadeus

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TUt4DfGnyJQ

>>1627316
That's by Mozart..
How the fuck did you get Lion King

>>1627275
Man, that kid sounds suspicious.

>>1626483
i'll never understand people who think it's funny to put an animal in a cage with a predator then laugh when its getting eaten. Seems like the most cringey and lowlife shit possible.

>>1627316
I am profoundly disgusted

>>1626433
that head smack that maxs his RPM

>>1626497
God damn, this is the Kirby Smash Bros Theme, isn't it? Or Yoshi? Brings back memories.

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>>1627026
>mice - the potatoes of fauna

>>1627225
very old Asian man driving when he shouldnt be

yes really, he didnt even notice he hit anybody until he was stopped

>>1626632
kick the bear and then run fast as fuck

>>1626518

Damn nature, you scary.

>>1627287
'would it kill you to take out the trash'- bast file name Ive seen for this.

>>1627316
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TUt4DfGnyJQ
>>1627327
>>1627328
>>1627350

OK. As a guy who listens to classical during work on the daily, for years, I fully understand the opposition. However, many musical pieces from Disney sound similar to known compositions from the past, see the videos below.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IyFpZ5MZ7kk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCPZ_BLe6hE

So, I swear that this music sounds very close to something that was used in a disney film. It may take some time, but i shall find it.

>>1626525
die

>>1626483
thanks for the warning senpai

>>1626518
I don't mean to play devil's advocate but he should've called someone about this. Not because the bear is mauling the deer, but it's too close to human proximity and is obviously aggressive and a threat.

>also why the fuck does he not have a gun in bear country

>>1626447
Just finished the LISA games. What the fuck was Lisa the First.

>>1626441
I mean, that upstroke was pretty cool.

>>1626525
AHAHAHAHAHHAHA

>>1626483
This was funny as shit. Good on you for warning the mice people though

>>1627572

Im not laughing but im truly impressed. I hope that girl joins track and field, shes gonna be a highjump champion.

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I lose my shit almost every time with this one.

>>1627340
I'll be honest. Ive owned my snakes for about 13 years and i catch shit all the time for feeding them live mice (just swapped from frozen about a year and a half ago.) The frozen were nice but they were so inconvient. I had to thaw the things out and not get them too wet and not forget about them. It was like cooking. Just annoying and shitty honestly. I understand its upsetting to watch an animal die by my snakes need to eat. I think most people can understand this but some people thing "oh its furry blah blah cute" animals are animals. They are wonderful but they are all equals.

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>>1627622
Just think of Tom and Jerry if you ever start feeling bad.
Mice are little shits.

>>1627275
at first I thought the kid was telling his dad to save himself in a sort of childish attempt at self-sacrifice
felt feels I was not prepared to feel at that

>>1626433
the splats likes fu k

>>1626525
Best post in this thread

>>1627622
Mice are killed and "tortured" (mutated, organ-removed etc) by millions in research. No one cares.

>>1627610

That's a beetle, not a moth.

>>1627359
i see u were born in 2000's

>>1627316
The Big Lebowski. When Lebowski is mourning Bunny's kidnapping by the fireplace.

>>1626794
Ah yeah, that's the sound of bone and greymatter smackin' the ground.

>>1627316
Yeah, Lion King.

>>1626518
I would have gotten a gun and killed the deer

Obviously the thing is fucked, there's no point in the beat mauling it to death

>>1627316
>Lion King

Man, you deserve death.

>>1626458
>ib4 he mawled those kids to death

>>1627532
It was painful.

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>>1626525

>>1626489
>classic putin

>>1627755
fucking normalfags will never understand the feels this evokes.

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>>1626441

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>>1627795
>end up having your family raped while you're stuck in a prison in siberia
kekus

>>1627822
lmao @ ur 'life'

>>1627340
Because we're predators too.

That laugh in the video is actually sympathetic. Its a laugh acknowledging the situation, and nervously resigning that you're glad that wasn't you thrown into the cage.

Also, slapstick.

>>1626447
livin it

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>>1627840
>actually wanting to fight in a war that ends in you being cucked, you being imprisoned, and your country being split in half
lmao @ ur dreams

>>1627316
It's the Requiem buy mah boi Mozart.
But now that you mention it, it really sounds like when Mufasa dies.

>>1627316
That's the Lacrimosa, part of his Requiem

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1-TrAvp_xs

>>1626483
i giggled like a school girl

not edgy just took me by surprise i usually side against this stuff

>>1626487
>starch masks
i laughed loudly

>>1627810
Fat kid has some skill with the blade. He should workout to be a fucking ninja

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>>1627822
>>1627861
You opened the politics can of worms so I'm obligated to post this.

>>1627622
not the person who posted, but I think you're missing the point which was about taking pleasure in watching an animal suffer. you obviously don't, so it wasn't really aimed at you.

>>1626502
This just makes me hyped for the next 4 years.

>>1626518
how the heck does a bear catch a deer?

>>1626899
you are the worst kind of person

>>1626487
I havent laughed this hard in so long. I suffer from depression. thank you anon.

>>1626492
this is dumb. why did i laugh?

>>1628039
my lungs were burning after i watched that for the first time. so simple and dumb but just so hilarious. i hope your depression gets better, and you become happy. in the least creepy way possible, i will be thinking about you.

>>1626525
Top kek

>>1626899
please share these are hilarious

>>1626518

>helpful neighbour stops intruder from vandalizing friend's garden

>>1626518

>"it's nature babe"

>>1627734
>I would have gotten a gun and killed the deer
>gun

listen to that nu-male vocal fry, this is probably california

>>1626433
Requesting the webm with sheev spin and the lax music while he travels the galaz.

>>1627572
Literally creepy laterally

>>1627777
checked

>>1627281
Rocketmaaaaaaaan

>>1627572
I want her to climb all over me

>>1627777
His fake expression...

>>1626509
the slowmo KEKEEKEKEKEKEK

>>1627572
Shes is no doubt going to have some wild fetishes when shes older.

>>1626518
I can't tell if the bear is raping the deer, killing it, or both

>>1628208
they're just playing :)

>>1626502
WTF I love Trump now

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>>1626509
Based edit

>>1628064
kek

>>1627629
true

>>1627794
fookin wanka

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doot doot

>>1627993
>no Mladic when he'd obviously be the Joey of the gang,

>>1626433
That happened in france, and the audio is dubbed. In the real version, some people scream when he starts falling, and there's no idiot saying "smoke weed"; they're all speaking french.

>>1628265
kek

>>1626525
CARLOS

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>>1626511

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>>1627822
God I fucking hate that song

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>>1628039
It makes me more depressed that these literal retards can get laid but I can't :'(

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>>1626497

>>1626518
Man, bears suck at killing.

No wonder they rather wait at a river for dead fish

>>1626473
Every single time. Kek

>>1626458
this kills me every time I see it.

>>1626518
For the first 5 seconds of this I thought it was a sheep raping a deer.

>>1626441
He isn't actually bad at it.

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>>1626433

>>1627340
Oh, yeah
Let me get my vegan, orgniac free-range, cruelty and gluten free Monitor food.

I promise not to laugh when the lizard does something unexpected and needlessly brutal

>>1626441
>dude makes more money from addcents than I do in my job
>dude has more fun playing with swords than I do playing vidja
>in all honesty probably not a virgin
>he actuslly kinda looks adept at thst shit

Wtf am I jealous?

>>1626489
>Classic Putin

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>>1627275

>>1626483
:(

>>1627275
it's just tinnitus you little gay shit

>>1626483
I thought it would just get a bite taken out of it then the rest of the vid would be it suffering and dying like half of these edgy types are.

Bloody hell though the lizard had to beat the shit out of it first.

>>1628455
fucking hell, just how drugged up was that guy?

>>1628459
Sufficiently

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Sorry, had to do it

>>1628473
>That isn't necessarily funny
Fits thread perfectly

>>1628455
>mwf that actually happened to me once

>>1628344
sauce on music?

>>1626525
Enjoy your gold :)))))

>>1627794
I heard that this is a coming of age rite for autralian men

>>1627275
ho my ghawwwd lol

>>1628473
>standing feet away from some kind of brown bear securing a kill
>decide to film instead of leaving while it's busy
nigga

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>>1628071
>captcha: select all gas stations

>>1628429
>but everything changed

>>1626458
H-HES FAST

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>>1628298
Have you tried tinder? All you have to do is not be fat.

I'm gonna bang the shit out of this 18y/o mixed girl tomorrow

>>1627861
>actually wanting to fight in a war that ends in you being cucked, you being imprisoned, or up against a wall and shot because you werent collectivist enough
lmao @ ur autism

>>1628340
way to go, paaauuulll

>>1628523
check her driver's license.

>>1626505
Roasties taking banter as a personal slight against them

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>>1628551
Who gives a shit, she said she was 18 and that's all I need to get away with it even if she ain't.

>>1626483

if it makes some people feel any better, the mouse was dead by the second or third whack

>>1627810
Not gonna lie the 4 water bottles being sliced one at a time was sikk

>>1628555
love you xev

>>1628455

Educated guess, his car was RIPE with alcohol/gas fumes, and when the cop went in he ignited it with static/his radio/what the fuck ever

Or the guy tried to pull the cigarette lighter or something

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>>1628555
SHUTUP MOM AND GIVE ME MY TENDIES
REEEEEEEEEEEE

>>1626525
one reddit gold for you kind sir :)))))

>>1628499
Zabutom - Zeta Force

>>1626433
>SMOKE WEED

>>1626440
>when the dump is to much to handle

>>1628491
What, you once started flapping around like a fish after you were resisting arrest only to have your car explode into flames?

Happens to us all mate.

>>1628448
>preform le epic whip
>dislocates shoulder

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>>1628555
>tfw you'll never have a mom that cares about you

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>>1626483
>mouse
Fucking retards can't tell the difference between mice and rats

>>1626483
gnarly

>>1627622
>I let an animal suffer just because the alternative is inconvenient for me
Ultimate faggot

>>1626433
that dude died...

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/man-dies-at-techno-parade-music-festival-in-paris-after-falling-from-statue-at-republic-square-10509887.html

>>1626483
Love rats to death but that death scream was too good. Reptiles are a close second to rodents.

>>1628556
Except that it is still crawling with its leg and tail torn off.

>>1627216
At the first one I felt bad, after the second I kek'd.

>>1628369
Same

>>1626492
The sound effect for the boot really ties it all together.

>>1626525
hahaha have an upvote good sir!

>>1628455
>>1628459
>>1628566

it was a suicide attempt.

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/suicidal-texas-man-sets-car-fire-hurts-cops-article-1.2244645

>>1628022
Are you kidding? Bears run just as fast if not faster than deer at full charge, senpai.

>>1626518
Are bears carnivore?

>>1628523
The female krogan voice was also shit in me3.

>>1627281
Holy fukkin' shit. This real?

>>1628695
At least there it was still gravelly like they established with the male krogan

I don't have a webm on hand but there's also a krogan in andromeda that sounds straight out of a gay club

>>1628272
can you post the original

>>1628693
Pretty sure they are omnivores. Sure they mostly eat berries an shit but if they can get their paw on some meat rich in nutrients they won't turn it down

>>1626496
being able to get perfect slices like that is actually impressive, yea sure him being 400lb lard ass fedora is cringy, but being able to do that takes a lot of practice and 2 liter mountain dew bottles

>>1628512
song?

>>1628693
They are omnivore actually.

>>1628288
Damn Sofia...Nice

>>1628642
no shit

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>>1627777

>>1628575
xd

>>1628621
>I care about vermin
Penultimate faggot

>>1626567
If a bear kills in an area it remembers the area, so it'll loop back here in times of struggle.

>>1626441
>mfw people are saying this kid is kinda good
no

the slices should be straight. straight slices means instead death. curved ones means the person felt pain

i should know. im a vantablack samurai

>>1628426
>>1627792
>quote from video
XDDDDDDDDDD

>>1627281
>>1627216
>>1627287
>>1628455
>wsg thread
How the fuck is this safe for work ?

>>1627718
Not him, but never played kirby and born in '90. I associate that with smash bros 64 kirby level.

>>1628794
No gore. Just injury. On the same level as kids falling off bikes or that gymnast who broke his leg in the most recent Olympics. No blood? It's good.

>>1628794
Your home is reddit, you must go back.

>>1627734
t. numale

>>1627281
Ground control to major tom...

>>1627281
>demoman takes skill

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>>1628344
There's more than one of these.

>>1626489
Now that's how you president.

>>1628598
Song?

>>1628022
The bear didn't catch it, the dear just trusted him. It was a progressive dear.

>>1628287
I love it when Bush accidentally tells the truth.

>>1627543
That upstroke was an accident

>>1626518
Actually the humans being there and being able to interfere with the situation, is part of nature. Humans developed intellect and intelligence, are able to use tools and make weapons, the humans are simply a part of the environment that can interfere with the situation, animals need to deal with these variables that will play a role in the outcome of their lives everyday.

>>1626632
Nature is cruel and indifferent, it's an eternal war for survival where the weak dies and the strong lives to fight another day. And whether you're weak or strong to triumph isn't up to for the most part, it's based on luck, if you were born smarter, stronger, with weapons (such as sharp piercing fangs and claws, or horns). And in this situation the humans are the top dog, basically who won this fight and lived was up to the humans to decide, they could've shot the bear and saved the deer, or could've watched. Nature is based on a succession of accidents, that's how the gees that will become features that will give advantage to a certain population/species, originate, totally random, ad these new genes/traits need to prove succesful oly then it will spread across a population, nature is unfair.

>>1627794
post more man vs roo matches

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>>1628455
With sound

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>>1628712
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_Odncv-GcA

>>1627393
They rehash classical compositions. Like the Harry Potter theme is heavily based on Tchaikovsky's Swan Lake, you can easily hear it
https://youtu.be/1ea90L91eZk [Embed]
https://youtu.be/Htaj3o3JD8I [Embed]

>>1628728
2 seconds of googling the lyrics.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrO9-j_zALg

>>1627795
How does this envoke feels? Literally nobody besides a handful of people have even experienced the grittiness and desperation that went on during the second world war.

>>1628794
no penetration, reddit

>>1628856

still d.r.e.

>>1628780
What is this effect called?
Alternatively, source?

>>1626509
this got taken down from youtube for child abuse

>>1629038
That's kind of dumb. Surely, then, every video of a kid falling off a bike ought to be taken down, considering kids doing stupid shit and getting hurt as a result constitutes child abuse.

>>1628652
Twitching from left over action potential =/= Crawling

It's the same thing as if you put salt on frog legs or squid tentacles.

>>1629049
Or this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x74G4O0zyHk

>>1628443
>Not titled smack a bitch up

>>1626487
Every time

>>1626440
isly isly isly you neber lern

>>1627993
Where Seselj at?

>>1628555
>Who gives a shit, she said she was 18 and that's all I need to get away with it even if she ain't.

Trust me, no it isn't.

>>1628523
I know that voice but I can't remember who the person is. Anyone know the channel?

>>1629088
VideoGameDunkey

>>1629086
Trust me, yes, it is.

t. lawfag

>>1626505
This is called Swashbuckling

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>>1628505
Yeah. We also offer the corpse of the kangaroo to our beloved so that she knows how manly we are.

>>1626505
>That is actually quite scary
Yes, gently offensive puns are a huge cause for alarm.

>>1628780
I really want to know what the fuck effect that is on the voice recording, I had to listen to it 3 times to realize it was someone speaking and now I'm fucking mystified watching it over and over again.

>>1629142
Was that Kanes Wrath music added? Or was it part of the show?

>>1629171
The device that does it is called a vocoder.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvEmZ3S_Lp0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_eT1C6J5fnk

>>1626505
I remember shit like this from my days in college marching band.

I miss that shit.

>>1627610
got me good anon

>>1626505
>women using denial of their holes or implied denial of holes by proxy as the ultimate insult

like clockwork

>>1628429

That's pretty neat music. What's it from?

>>1629244

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPxjRpsNI3s

Got it. Gundam Unicorn OST 4 - 18 UNICORN

>>1628429
>lost karma

>>1626525
Fuck you for making me laugh at this joke

>>1628691
huh, I never knew

>>1626491
A metaphor for my life.

>>1628523
I don't know how to flirt or be playful on tinder. all i can think of talking about interests and then asking them out but they just unmatch me before then

>>1629046
But a kid falling off a bike is accidental- this was intentional. You don't accidentally punch someone extremely hard in their face

>>1628509
look how tiny that bear is

it cant even kill a fucking deer

>>1629535
Fucking bearlets.

>>1628704
No he's a professional stuntman.Don't worry.

>>1629125
>>1629086
No, its not. It doesnt matter if she even had a fake ID and lied to you. And you will get beaten and likely tortured in state prison for statutory rape. Have fun with that.

t. ex-max security prisoner

>>1628455
AHAHAHAHAHAHA HE GOT BACK INTO THE CAR AHAHAHAHAHA

>>1629557
I will have fun pounding her tight teen hole, and I'm so sorry you had a bad lawyer. I don't.

>>1627340
>>1627266
Get your condescending, holier that thou act elsewhere faggots.

>>1628025
What? The type of person who has an enjoyable time with friends?

Found the jealous loser

>>1628439
>Young kid terrified by loud explosion
>"you little gay shit"

Not only will you be an eternal virgin with that callous attitude, you're also a fucking idiot.

Tinnitus refers to a ringing that's heard in the absence of sound, not the ringing caused by loud noises.

I pray for the sanity of your unfortunate family that one day you'll be half as smart as you think you are.

>>1628301
Sauce on video?

>>1628787
trust me senpai, that bottle is dead as fuck, it isnt getting back up again im a centablack madara uchiha leaf ninja sharingan samurai level 5

Coleopteran confirmed

>>1628788
>Happiness = 4chan the Film

>>1628473
i have fuckin tears, fucking brilliant

>>1628571
>>1628344
>>1628499
Oh my god I love this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3sppUXoXck

>>1629513
If I'm not mistaken, this is actually a film project gone wrong. If I understand the story behind this right, these students were making a film for some class, and that punch was supposed to be a stage punch, but they missed. I might be wrong, but that's what I've heard regarding the webm.

>>1626518
"...call somebody"
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>1627633
THIS. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA this assinine comment made my day. my sides .BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hilarious

>>1629826
that's actually hilarious cuz something similar happened to me when i was a kid. i was making a stupid movie with my friends and i was supposed to swing a hockey stick over my friend's head. of course i missed and smacked him across the forehead. and we got it on film

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>>1628585
No. Long time ago was at work at a catering hall and one of my coworkers towards the end of the night invited me out to his car to smoke some weed. I hadn't smoked it in forever at that point and got really high. Like way too high. On my way back inside I had to walk down the main entrance path which was lined with these tall decorative torches. While I was walking down it, something weird happened with all the sounds of the lapping fire coming from all directions and it had made me think I had caught on fire when I hadn't. I shrieked and jumped and yanked off my jacket and started flapping it all over the place only to see it wasn't on fire. It was then weird quiet ambiance of me standing alone in the tiki torch pathway hoping that no one just saw that.

>>1630271
Not the same as attempted suicide by car fire, but funny story all the same.

>>1629142
kek

>>1626483
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oL2QrLWX6Jg reptar's a savage

>>1626525
i hate you so fucking much god damnit why

>>1628780
This souns almost like I song I have heard, just can't figure out which one.

>>1628284
>When it's last call and the she boon needs some dick.

>>1629557
>>1629604
Just wanted to report back

I did it. She stayed over all night and we fucked like rabbits. You can stay jealous though that's cool with me.

>>1629498
Ask them over for dinner, tinder is a numbers game. I usually pull 1/10 of my matches

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>>1631376
>Ask them over for dinner, tinder is a numbers game. I usually pull 1/10 of my matches
Is that it? Nothing before, just say hi and then ask them out to dinner/drinks?

>>1631385
Here's my pickup line, steal it if you want or modify it if you can't cook a steak or don't want to buy one for a hoe. I think a nice $7 steak is cheaper than taking them to a restaurant and it gets them in your house to start with
>Hey, I have an important question for you
>whatever they say
>How do you like your steaks?
>again, whatever they say (provided they don't say well done, unmatch or change food items if they do)
>Good answer, I cook a pretty stellar steak. Come over (day, today or tomorrow are both valid try not to give yourself too long or she'll lose interest with your boring ass) we can cook steaks, watch netflix and see what happens (emoji, I like wink)
They'll either stop replying or say something along the lines of "that sounds fun!" if they're up for it try to set an exact time and follow up a few hours before, not that morning. In the meantime you can spew your banal interests questions

You want to make your intentions known before she has a chance to stop replying for a different reason

>>1626518
how does a bear catch a deer?

>>1631395
Hmm, not bad at all anon i think i'll try something very similar to this next time, thanks!

>>1631453
who are the dark ones the c?

>>1629641
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TahFeqo1iiU

>>1631395
what do i do if i dont have any furniture or plates?
when is best to schedule the time for?
whats the easiest way to cook a passable steak?
most of my matches are 18, will it work even on them?
got any tips for not fucking it up when she is there? how do i do the "i would like to have sex now please" but with all the subtlety and nuance and such?

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>>1631599
>what do i do if i dont have any furniture or plates?
seems like you have bigger problems than not getting laid
>when is best to schedule the time for?
night, just pick a time and let them counter
>whats the easiest way to cook a passable steak?
>>>/ck/ or google, get some practice in first
>most of my matches are 18, will it work even on them?
Yes, the one I fucked last night was 18
>how do i do the "i would like to have sex now please" but with all the subtlety and nuance and such?
put some netflix on, watch for a while. Literally just look at her, when she looks back put your hand under her chin and go in for a kiss. Make out, grope her sensually and it'll just kind of happen or it won't. She knows why she's there if she showed up. Just don't be a sperg and you'll get head at the very least.

>>1631523
Good luck, don't be discouraged by a few failures.

>>1631652
i dont have a tv. is netflix necessary?
could i just move my computer desk to the side of the room and pretend its a kitchen table. i've got some garden chairs? i could say that i recently moved in and thats why my computer and monitor are on the ground.

>>1631657
Jesus, get your shit together man.

I have them sit on my bed and watch netflix, hulu or prime video on my computer because
"oh I guess my xbox subscription ran out so we can't watch netflix out here, is my bedroom cool with you?" It's not hard to fuck girls, but it sounds like you have some other problems you need to work out first.

>>1631663
im an ascetic. i dont have many material items or luxuries by choice.

i dont have a bed either. just a one bedroom gulag apartment. which of these things do i need to buy first?

in theory i could set up my monitor to run netflix. couldnt i just pirate? but i'd need another table for eating. im willing to buy these things but i'd need to know which is best. (i do have like a futon thing for a bed)

>>1631683
You don't have to be rich, but damn nigger do your back a favor and buy a bed. You can get a decent queen for like $300 delivered.

You don't need a table for eating, I have them eat on my bed while we watch tv. Use your futon as a couch, a bed should fill up a one-bedroom apt really nicely. I found a computer desk for $10 at goodwill, it's cheap plywood but it works to hold my shit up.

The bottom line is that no girl wants to come to your empty house and watch anime on your 12" tv. Just get some basic furniture, you shouldn't have to buy much if you're only trying to fill up one room. Make sure your house is at least moderately clean and so are you, you should be able to putt it in.

>>1631706
ok thanks for the help.
the place came with a sofa but i dont use it. that would do fine. might get a cheap TV, HDMI from hulu on my pc or something. ill just have to bodge it or figure something out when the time comes.

>>1631212
probably some daft punk stuff

>>1626525
Here's a (you)

>>1629640
American children must be euthanized; it's the only way for the human species to become socially and genetically prosperous for the small amount of time we have left until the inevitable end.

The attractive boys and girls will make use for the Jihad warriors their government funded. The impoverished eastern European states, too. Hell I'd buy an American child slave so long as the US of A project get's permanent termination.

Good day to you m'sir.

>>1627281
I don't understand why he looks all deflated, what the fuck does an explosion do to make you look like that?

>>1633106
[spoiler]It's fake[/spoiler]

>>1628455
He played his mixtape

>>1633067
>yuros are this jealous

>>1631683
Why would you let yourself have a computer but not a bed?

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>>1629643