Movie / TV

>>1496695
Aaaand I'm sold on this movie. Gonna go watch it.

>>1496822
>>1496823
Tell me this movie is just a series of physics demonstrations during high energy occurrences.

Anyone with anything rogue one related?

>>1496699
where is this from?

>>1498051
Jin Roh

(and the Wolf Brigade)

>>1496700
My favorite movie.

>>1497252
>>1497250
>>1497247
Is this movie any good? I saw ads for it everywhere, but it seemed really bland and no one talked about it.

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>>1497261
The only good part of TF3

>>1498502
Yeah it was pretty bland and stupid. It wanted to be a Bourne movie but with autistic people, and it did both of those things poorly.

this movie is just a series of physics demonstrations during high energy occurrences

>>1498505
Did they apologize at the end?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fcR-EbHx3Tk

best death scene of all time

>>1496700
He killed Mo Zart!

Ice a guy, cone a phase!

>>1496707
The "you will dig a hole" line was once a meme in Poland.

>>1500382
>>1500383
>The source material
>The budget
>The motherfucking Rufus Sewell
And in the end, they still produced a piece of shit.

Literally the biggest disappointment since the reveal Christ Carter was making X-files mythos on a fly.

>>1501350
Sauce?

>>1501397
>Take 1300+ pages of source material
>Cram it into 110 minutes
>Miscast pretty much everyone
>Cut out all the actually good bits
And I still can't fully hate the movie.

>>1498498
holy kek I forgot about this scene

>>1499434
There's AIDS blood in the pool!

>>1501972
Nah man, the movie is shit and nothing changes that. Plus it aged like milk - have you actually saw it recently? Especially when you compare it with Interview, which only aged in sense of late 80s aescethics and technology being around.

>>1500382
>hitler having a swiss accent
wow america, great job

>>1502212
You should be thankful he speaks German at all. There was a serious push to make it all-English show, akin to the infamous Fatherland.

>>1501971
Downunder

>>1496828
Movie: Deep Impact

>>1499752
This isn't a filename thread you jackass.

>>1498496
movie?

>>1502778
cloud atlas

>>1502647
lemme just turn the volume down

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RIP!

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>>1502634
>>1502647
>Literally reposted from previous thread
>Even the same filenames

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>>1503027
Fuck, wrong version...

>>1498505

fuck I hate women

>>1499752
ayy, 0:22, it's that BF3 map

>>1498502
the movie is pretty great
it's essentially an autistic kingsmen, and the ending is great and hilarious at the same time

genuinely hope it gets a sequel. works in-canon anyways.

>>1503027
>>1503029
I dont see you making any oc you cock nigger

>>1503120
It's not about oc, it's about directly reposting the same shit, probably by the same people.

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>>1505034

>>1505034
>>1505036
Awful as arthouse
Horrible as porn
God-awful as crime film

Seriously, the fuck von Trier was thinking? That he can fill 4 hours of film with nothing but stirring up some controversy?

>>1505566
My favourite version. It's not as iconic as the first one, not as famous as the one with Sutherland, but fuck man, it was the most creepy of them all.

And I'm still playing "Never" with people I've just met

>>1505597
My favourite too. Takes a decidedly different spin on the story than the other two. I feel the other two are mostly about the lead up whereas this one is about the aftermath and takes it to really interesting places. I love that scene too, I swear her voice gives me asmr too.....

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Watched it yesterday.

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>>1497252

is it me or do his feet look fake? like he couldn't spread his feet all the way out so they had to stage it.

>>1506112
which kitano movie is that?

>>1507181
is that a british movie? n ame?

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Sorry for lack of sound, but it kept getting out of sync. They basically just whistle for the dog

>>1506112
my favorite kitano film, japan was really a different world in the 90s

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I wish the rest of the film was as good as this single scene

>>1507726
I love the interpretation where she imagined all those things and there were no witches, magic or devil. Just their own, combined paranoia and cabin fever.

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One of my happiest childhood memories. It was my 10th birthday, I was surrounded by friends, I had all the snacks I could ever want, a cute white girl was snuggling up against me, and I honestly think my life sort of peaked there.

>>1507796
>My life peaked when I was 10, because I was in cinema
At least when I'm saying my life peaked when I was 22 and still walking back then, it has some meaning.

>>1507796
That nice, subtle racism. Attaboy, Cletus.

>>1507796
>a cute white girl was snuggling up against me

You know your mum doesn't count right?

>>1507796
There are low standards for life-peaking moment.
Then there are no standars for them.

And then there is shit like this.

>>1499867
Holy shit, that's great. What show did he do this for?

>>1499975
>feminist
>apologize

>>1507845
>How to know it's already day in Australia: The Post

>>1506212
Someone has Macrophilia

>>1507830
learn how to google

>>1496702
sauce?

>>1507177
>>1507188
who is this bone drone?

>>1498498
So glad someone else noticed the hilarity of this

>>1507791
Film?

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>>1508686
Are you fucking serious?

It's the motherfucking Groundhog Day! Seriously, this film has been spoofed so many times, it's almost impossible to NOT recognise it. Hell, the concept of time loop is referred now as a "Groundhog Day scenario" in script classes for over a decade now.

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>>1508705
Hell, I've just realised this thread contains already a spoof of it:
>>1503029
>>1503027

>>1508942
It's almost a decade and I'm still "going to start watching it tomorrow"

>>1508686
Honest question and please answer honestly - is this trolling or you genuinely never saw Groundhog Day?

Because I'm not certain if it's one of those moments when I wonder what else kids those days never saw, after all that film is barely 25 years old

>>1509132
>>1508705
Sorry grandpa that not everyone recognizes your ancient movies.
I hope at least you can feel special now.

>>1509156
>Ancient movies
Neither of them, but let's think... Pulp Fiction was made in the same year. And Groundhog Day, as already stated, had so many imitations it's hard not to know it. It would literally take not watching films and TV series made past, say, '95, thus I assume, the "non-ancient" stuff.

>>1509124
Don't bother with the first two seasons save for a few episodes. Season 3 is great and the show only gets better until the end

>>1509408
Let me re-itterate myself - I can't get myself to watch it at all. Not because I don't want to, but because a lot of stuff always happens when I try.

The exact same shit goes with Avatar, of which I've only seen first season when I was taking care for my nephew, but then never had a chance to see the rest.

>>1510173
Why the fuck keep firing?

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>>1510198
Maybe to disorientate him? She is shooting right next to his ears after all, fighting would be so much easier without a machine gun going off inches from your face.

>>1510248
So is using your actual fist in a fight, rather than having outstretched and useless palm

>>1510332
but he already had a grip on her arm, how's she meant to punch? also there's a chance a ricochet could damage him.

If i was that fembot i wouldn't change anything about that scene.

>>1497293

>this how they've propagandized the Boston bomber chase

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>>1510574
love it

>>1510574

what's this from?

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>>1502745
>Movie/TV
>Anything related

>>1511768
what's this from?

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>>1511776
Check metadata, mate. And if you don't know what metadata is - just download it and play again. Title will pop out on it's own

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>>1511778
For pretty obvious reasons I'm not going to post the fight, but this get me thinking - was the soundtrack finally released? Not songs, but the background music.

>>1511776
Fucking Streets of fucking Fire

There is a chance your dad got your mom on a date to cinema for this.

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Shame they ended up restoring the kid wetting himself in all versions. Back in the day the scene just jumped to his panicked face and throwing the cig away

>>1511781
I don't know anything about metadata, but thanks!
>>1511788
Looks like a cool flick, no need to be condescending. I will not be jousting today

>>1511815
That flick is literally made on the principle of being cool. Have fun watching.

And the slapping scene was once a meme, so go figure

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>>1511778
>>1511785
Fuck me Defoe is cute in this.

>>1511880
>2017
>There are still people giving fuck about Star Wars
Can we finally be OVER with this? It's literally third generation of consuments being groomed as we speak to buy that shit

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>>1511882
>Can we finally be OVER with this?
Oh my sweet summer child. Star Wars won't die, no matter how much you hate it. Disney will keep it alive forever and ever.

>>1511924
It's not about hate, believe me. Rather just fed up. I remember the "hype" created in early 90s, before there even was the "prequel trilogy", created solely by re-releasing the original three.
Then the bullshit around prequel trilogy, so dads could bring their sons to watch it.
And currently those kids are bringing their kids for the new one.

Hence - fed up.

>>1511924
Well they've spend a literal billion on that monstrosity, just to get the rights. Then comes production. So until they release about 4 movies, it will be still considered "unprofitable".
And knowing Disney, they are going to shit out at least one per year for next decade.

>>1511944
they'll finish the new trilogy, with side movies in between. after that will come a hiatus for movies, but with a million books and tv shows and games and after like, 5 years, another trilogy, and on and on.

>>1511949
No man. This won't stop, just like cape shit is not stopping. There will grind it to the ground, simply because it's cheaper that way, to make those movies in bulk. You can get easier contracting, less hassle about sets and storage of props... Mark my words - they will make at least 5 "numbered" movies plus the fillers a la Rogue One, until people will wise up and revenue will start dropping.
Same shit as Marvel movies. Do you even remember times when they were actually enjoyable and funny? As in - for real funny, not because immersion and sunk cost fallacy investment.

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The scenario at least was about "US Postal Service", fitting the theme...

God, it takes a real mastermind to pick book as good as "Postman" and make such piece of crap out of it.

>>1512946
My video editor won't let me crop. Forgive me.

>>1509156
Back to your selfies and social media, fucking millenial

>>1507815
This board needs more Kindergarten Cop webms. Underrated movie.

>>1510601
Source?

>>1511882
>2017
>Getting riled up over what people choose to spend their money on

>>1513120
>2017
>Not understanding basic cause-effect reactions
Not even him, but people "chosing" to go watching another cape shit movie and another Star Wars piece of shit means that another one will be made, which in turn means less money and initiative to make something else.
In short - those films in = less other flicks.

And I would gladly go and see some popcorn flick that isn't remake, sequel or cape shit. Tough luck, right?

>>1513190
>Potential of this movie
vs
>Actual movie

One of bigger disappintments in later years from big budget productions.

>>1513050
Sticky notes

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>>1507546
Man, this is a great fucking movie. The soundtrack is the best part.

>>1513649
Ravenous is definitely one of better thrillers around, especially that fucking cave scene. It was so tense it took me 2nd watching to realise the next scene is followed by wacky banjo music just to calm the fuck down audience. It hardly worked, especially since right after thre is that cliff scene.

I was planning to throw in Colqhoun's story, because it's great moment with even better music, but it would take 4 parts to get it done, as it lasts for 5 minutes and we are under 4 MB limit here.
So it was easier to just drop it, since I don't want to look like that Slav posting scene after scene from some movie

>>1513717
Daily reminder Raul Julia was dying out of untreatable cancer, so he literally asked his kids to pick last roles for him to both play in something they will enjoy and secure their future with hefty stacks of money.

>>1513656
what is that music pleaaase

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>>1513691
Managed to do it with a little help of guys from anime thread. Still a two-parter, since in single file it was just too pixelated

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>>1513816
I just love that music building up from cheerful tune to pure horror by the end of the story.

>>1513750
I think the last part is from the Inception soundtrack

>>1507546
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>>1513816
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>>1513842
And here I was, asking before the new year for Ravenous webms. Thanks a lot, mate! Much appriciated

>>1514125
Did they dieded? And this reminds me a film I need to make a webm from

>>1511929

>And currently those kids are bringing their kids for the new one.

The prequel trilogy was released between 1999 and 2005. That's 12 to 18 years ago. The people seeing this latest set aren't the kids, they're just the children millennials who haven't grown up yet.

>>1514321
Simple math for you - 1999 was 18 years ago.
That means if you were a teen - age 13 to 19 - back then, then you are now between 31 to 37.
Which is a pretty normal age to have kids, and those kids closing to being teens themselves.

Which brings as back to the whole concept, you fucking moron. I mean how fucking stupid are you, on scale from one to you?

>>1514331
Oh, and to add to this, between the original trilogy and the prequels there was a 22 years gap, bringing us... you've guess it, next generation.

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>>1514336
Posting a sketch doesn't make it any less of Trump posting and we already have 4 threads for that going. So fucking contain yourself.

>>1514366
- NO SOUND!

That's what he said

>>1507751
Really? That trope stopped being interesting a decade ago.

>>1514862
Spoilers for those who never saw the film, so don't read, as this board doesn't have spoiler option.

There is even a fan edit of the film, cutting the initial scene with the witch and then fading to black in the end when she enters the forest, rather than reachinjg the witch circle.
And it makes the film twice as good. It has nothing to do with a trope. The sole option that she - and by extension her entire family - imagined the whole thing rather than actually being attacked by real, flesh and bone witch, makes it just that more creepy. Instead of monster horror, you have one of the better psychological horrors made in years. We are talking about The Thing tier here.

Sure, in original edit this is a very, very good film, but with removal of just two scenes, it leaves MUCH more to imagination, being that much scary.

Remeber The Descent? How genuinely scary it was for the first hour, even if there were no monsters and just character interaction? And how it became almost laughable when finally the monsters showed up, because rather than imagining things, you were watching them, thus making the fear go off, as it just turned into round the mill monster horror from extremely claustrophobic experience about being lost in a cave.

>>1507753
I can't get over how much of a sad, old, ashamed, regressive sutherland has turned into.

>>1513816
>>1513823
The most underrated actor

Anyone got anything from ww1 televison or movies?

>>1511818
1984, baby. Very cool flick. It was supposed to be the first of a trilogy, but it bombed so horribly they scrapped the idea.

>>1505154
movie?

>>1516330
The Core

You don't want to watch it sober. It's one of those extremely stupid films one can only watch piss-drunk to not gauge own eyes out.

>>1515688
The entire cast of that film qualifies

>>1516947
That movie not only was bad, but also looked like shit, and now aged like milk to boot. Literally what was the point to even make it?

>>1496705
Good movie

>>1516369
Great

>>1517173
>This film already here
Jesus, can the hype finally take a break or something? It's a dopy piece of shit that surely will get an Oscar or two, like every dopy war film, but that won't make it any less god-awful.

>>1507380
Yes, its called "The Cement Garden";

>>1507753
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>>1507776
This film is criminally underrated. It's pretty much cinema-tier, yet not pretentious or convoluted

>>1515604
What do you mean?

>>1517253
>What do you mean?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5j0XouT-I8

>>1509156
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_h6xjoa6rM
This is you, anon. And you definitely sound like someone with a punchable face

>>1517316
Not sure what's worse - this or Clint Eastwood going so fucking conservative he turned outright reactionary.

>>1517327
Personally I think it's Sutherland. Why does he have to be ashamed for working so hard and honing his craft for so long while never really making it big. It baffles me.

Clint has always been Clint.

>>1517338
Nah, Clint went from being Clint to being Hardcore Clint.

And the worst is Hurt, since he fucking died

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>*cat noises after first shot*
>no cat to be seen
bravo Tarantino

>>1517478
And that's a problem... how?

>>1517500
shoehorned sound effects that make no sense don't bother you?

>>1517513
No, because I'm a normal, fully-adjusted grown up. And there are two perfectly reasonable ways to solve the existence of the cat sound effect:
1) Joke referring such cats in spaghetti westerns, and this is Tarantino's take on western, so go fucking figure
2) It's called "implying". You imply existence of the cat without showing it, but by adding sound effect of it.

The cat plays no role in the story. It might run away, it might hole somewhere. It doesn't matter. Meanwhile, the sound is FUNNY, which is the main reason why it's put there, followed by making the scene more life. After all, a sleepy cat in a wagon station that gets startled is one of the things building the atmosphere. And wasting camera time to follow it while a motherfucking shoot-out is going around would be fucking pointless.

tl;dr - 'tism is strong in you, logical reasoning is not.

>>1511785
What are the pretty obvious reasons? I have no idea what this film even is.

>>1507546
Movie?

>>1517513
Son, how many films you saw in your life? I'm betting you can actually count them. And I'm betting that would be less than... say, 500 titles. Meaning you didn't saw enough to even speak up about basic film-making tricks, especially those you obviously don't understand.
You don't need to show things in a film for them to be there, especially if there is some reason to don't show them. In fact, not showing things, but making audience convinced those things are in the movie is what differs good craftsmanship from lack of skills. It's a magician trick, only applied differently - the film crew convinces you to believe in things they want you to believe. It's like that famous suicide in the end of Shawshank Redemption. We never actually SEE Norton shooting himself or blowing his brain on the wall and ceiling behind him. And yet you are dead sure he did so.

>>1517550
The fight lasts for 5 minutes. And I have hard time getting 60 seconds of decent quality under 4 MB limit.
So it would be either in 5 parts or literally unwatchable quality.

>>1517559
Ravenous. Those:
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>>1513816
>>1513823
>>1513842
Are from the same movie. And it's REALLY good.

>>1517513
>>>/tv/

>>1514308

yup

>>1507181
>not dressing her up as a queen bee

>>1507753
The only way to get your dad to say "I'm so goddamned proud of you!" is to slaughter someone.

>>1518128
When it's Papa Sutherland, you can also be good at shooting squirrels.
The entire point of the film was him being an absolute tyrant with no heart for his own family, but constantly using and abusing them.

>>1514626

I haven't seen it in 10 years but I think he said "no papers" or "no ticket"

The joke was that they were asking everyone for their papers earlier.

>>1518146
>Not getting the irony
>Explaining joke that is spoofed by said irony
Have you considered testing yourself for autism?

>>1518128
When your father is a professional killer by trade and groomed you for past 20-something years to be one too, it's pretty natural reaction.

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>>1509156
Wow, I haven't seen good bait in a while, and I still haven't.

>>1510601
>not coming back with "hows about each other's crotches, stud"

>>1513190
The engines look like bluetooth speakers.

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Trust me. I know what I'm doing.

>>1518262
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>>1518322
Those are even going anywhere or you just post them at complete random?

>>1496695

wow Scofield breaks her out of prison while sacrificing himself and she is already jumping on another dick

>>1518564
>2017
>Giving a fuck about Prison Break
Seriously?

>>1517173
Literally poor man's FMJ

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>>1517173
>>1518655
>FMJ had a 10/10 1st half and a 2/10 2nd half
>Hacksaw has a 10/10 2nd half and a 2/10 1st half

>>1503494
>>1507177
>>1507188
what movie?

>>1518655
This film WISHES to be FMJ tier. Instead, it's literally poor's man Windtalkers, which was already poor's man war epic.

>>1518702
>Hacksaw has a 5/10 2nd half and a 2/10 1st half
Here, ftfy. If that films wins any meaningful Oscar, I will literally burst open laughing on how bad the award have gone lately.

>>1508021
filename

>>1514331

>Which is a pretty normal age to have kids, and those kids closing to being teens themselves.

A 19-year-old in 1999 is 37 now, a 13-year-old in 2005 is 25 now. Average age of mother at first child in 1999 was 25, putting average age of mother to a teenager at 38 to 46. If you're banging cougars, good for you, but otherwise you're full of shit.

>>1519178
>If I will start autistic nitpicking, this somehow will change reality SW is a generation-based business
Not even the original anon, but either you are retarded, or extremely missing the point

>>1519084
Appleseed.

>>1520179
Is the series worth watching? Or is it another "evil corrupt church that is evil" shit? The sole fact Jude Law plays pope throws me away

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>>1520278
It's definitely worth checking out. It's not like you would expect.

>>1520339
DEAD ALIVE

>>1520479
You obviously mean BRAINDEAD. It's only DEAD ALIVE if you are American and fat

>>1519099
It could easily win sound editing or sound mixing imo, I watched it in the theater and the war scenes were very well done, had me on the edge of my seat by the sound alone

>>1520564
So were Windtalkers. I'm not making that comparison by chance or coincidence. That's literally the same film, only told again and with worse main lead.

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>>1520278
Its Jude Law being a based traditionalist pope.

aka Ride the Tiger.

>>1520729
>American TV series
>They are not promoting shitty fast food as the best food imaginable
I'm impressed

>>1512949
we do not forgive
we do not forget

>>1513424
>200 on Richards
>100:1
Even ignoring the inflation of the setting, that guy got rich that night.

>>1521078
Please tell me you've got the one where the first master catches the lighter mid-air and claims it was him doing all the trouble. That single scene sold me the entire fucking movie.

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>>1521586
something like this

>>1521078
>>1521586
>>1521976
>Kung Fu Hustle

that's muh boys

>>1521976
Glorious... thanks mate

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Shit film, but damn stylish

>>1520278
It's worse than that. If you happen to be Catholic, it's pretty offensive on the bare basis of going against the basic fucking teaching and NAME of the Church. As in - catholic, thus common, universal. So instead of being a typical "evil corrupt church that is rotten to the core" you've got a story about a seriously messed up guy being miraculously elected for Pope just to get plot going and then watch him torch the entire structure in the name of his vision. Quickly goes from darkly hilarious to darkly apathetic and then just plain unwatchable.
Said that, go see for yourself first two episodes. If you won't like it after those, then you won't like the rest. If you like those, you will stop liking it around 7th episode, so you will probably just watch the rest, because you've already downloaded it

>>1521118
>Traditionalist
You mean ultra-conservative and revisionist in a fucking Protestant sense.

>>1522616
The real irony of that series is how it both combines corrupt church (the cardinals are no saints) with villain protagonist and somehow manages to make said corrupt church look better than the stupidly evil pope leading it.

>>1515025
I humbly disagree. The Babadook does a great job of selling the idea that it might be all in the mom's head and I hate it. I'm not interested in "we were the monsters all along!". It's been done to death. Monster movies have been done to death too, but I find it really frustrating to watch people freak themselves out when there's no real danger. Black Swan pissed me off especially. The trailer shows feathers growing out of this woman's skin and I was like "holy shit this looks awesome", I was ready for some weird supernatural shit. No, just a girl freaking out. Nothing happens in the genre, people just get upset and hurt themselves.

You mention The Thing. I mean, that monster existed in the movie. The Witch is a great monster movie and does the devil extremely well. I love it :3

>>1522787
>I'm not interested in this
>Any horror that is actual horror and not monster story is shit
Kys

And tell me - were you afraid in The Thing of the monster, with which they dispatch pretty easily each and every time or about the possibility that they might no longer be human? Because if the first one, then I advise you - go watch the remake/prequel from few years aback. A perfect movie for people like you.

I literally don't give a fuck about your preferences. Thing is - The Witch works better as a psychological horror about all the problems brought by cabin fever, isolation and malnourishment than a monster story about actual, flesh and bone witches. That final scene with flying brings absolutely NOTHING to the plot and undermines what could be a truly epic ending, regardless if witch was real or not. Her going naked into woods implies a fuckload of things, while her walking naked into woods followed with explaination what happend next ruins the ending completely. It's like that joke about BWP, where there was supposed to be a scary monster in the end, but they've broke the camera and ended up with no ending, so decided to spin the marketing for it anyway.

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>>1509132
I've heard of Groundhog day but I've never actually watched it either. I can't recognize this scene as being from it by sight.

>>1502778
darude sandstorm

>>1507878
Never ever.

>>1518702
really I don't understand the hype for this hollywood trashy film. The story is touching but framed in this way is just bad taste. The interviews would be great in a documentary not pasted on the end of a ""realistic"" pissy film. wtf