Rosa redit

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>>1484971
It is chick or a dude with tits?

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>>1484976
Part 2A of 3.

>Just keep it cherry, keep merry and bright, and let me back into a Chinese second fast. They swing those little square, so I'm going up bushels fun. I'm really not, I just wanted to make a nice Christmas video for the festive cheer, and lat to apologize to those members of the Magic Circle whom I offended at the Christmas party. But I just I don't have the required levels of Christmas cheer and I just like to state categorically but that's not because of the underwhelming timeout my show all the events that transpired there, although I would like to take this moment to say that this is a magician's hat mission stop at to be not a fedora as the cleaner you just didn't even understand i tried to explain it to him for quite some time I'm not gonna name any names but come on me so obviously this isn't about blame is an apology video but i think a lot of the issues turnout have to do with the wrong date apparently being used on the other trainer I don't know exactly watched it i'm frankly i'm embarrassed by everything my assistant puts out but apparently she did get that wrong and of people killed the internship but anyway you know I'm not gonna not going to say anything more about that other than i could replace our an instant if I wanted to I just haven't because I feel sorry for her hopefully she'll turn around saying so as I said it's not about blame big another big factor is turning my magic skills liabilities or the mains just prior to my comeback tour but I understand completely what you did it.

Source: https://youtu.be/YUbcdTSRf1Y

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>>1485041
Part 2B of 3.

Part 2 exceeds /wsg/ max duration (5 min) so I had to split it somehow.

>I really shouldn't use that word. I don't know how it got into my vocabulary. It's just... it's just... I just find it so funny and that in that way is buried deep into my lexicon and I can't get it out and it's surreal. You know it is a terrible one I think it might even be racist. I'm honestly not sure but I just I need to get it out of my system and I knew that it was going to learn in trouble way the way liked erratically was just spilling everywhere but those I didn't get I didn't fit in the bugger should have done I'm asking for your help to help me get over this to wean me off of it to stop me using it and never use it again and then hopefully you'll accept me back in.
>And you know I can move on appeal willing to offer me that much after Lou is I'm so I'm just going to go and get the list and i'll i'll read off these alternative insult suppose that I've come up with that maybe can be acceptable as replacements complete global gonna longhand whale-sized mishap new twice ambler pilfering Doughboy right just in big enough happier trash a questionable choirmaster wrong called I mean the list goes on i'll send you they'll send you a copy of this you can let me know what you think I'm which was our acceptable problems with these was just make something up [Music] [Music] long [Music]

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>>1485045
Part 3 of 3.

Source: https://youtu.be/PnUPks5lpKM

INDEX OF CHRISTMAS 2016 ROSE THREADS

>>1443634 (13 Dec, 331 replies)
>>1459877 (24 Dec, aborted)
>>>/b/716203070 (23 Dec, 01:18:26, aborted)
>>>/b/716203608 (aborted)
>>>/b/716204832 (23 Dec, 01:36:53, 322 replies + 3 deleted)
>>>/b/716209216 ("Hi John. Do you still hate every one of us?")
>>>/b/716210558 (aborted)
>>>/b/716255119 (aborted)
>>>/b/716279098 (didn't read, 254 replies)
>>>/b/716308735 ("confused by this new Rose character", 235 replies)
>>>/r9k/33580085 (23 Dec, 01:32:54, 548 replies + 2 deleted)
>>>/r9k/33581860 (aborted, "How do you feel about the second coming of Rose?")
>>>/r9k/33587733 ("I, LOU GODARD, CAUSED RANDYTAYLOR69")
>>>/r9k/33590485 ("Rose's Feet.png", Rosemaker, 475 replies)
>>>/r9k/33593163 (aborted)
>>>/r9k/33599942 (aborted)
>>>/tv/77581556 (24 Dec, 00:01:55, "Is this Kino?")
>>>/g/58129608 (23 Dec, 01:30:40)
>>>/g/58131384 (drive-by Rose)
>>>/g/58132354 (drive-by Rose, "HOLY FUCK SHE REALLY IS BACK I THOUGHT YOU'RE LYING")

>>1485053
Disclaimer: I didn't monitor any threads following the release of Part 2.

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>>1484976
Appendix I: Rose's archenemy and the strongest rival.

>>1485053
>>1485059
can u pls upload the b ones

>>1485290
There is a /b/ archive. Can you find it?

gimme the latest on pedro antonio

-BREAKING NEWS-

We can CONFIRM Pedro has consumed food today.

>>1486229
holy shit when did that happen

>>1486515
>pedro is fat

>>1487008
Archives come and go. Only 4chan/ephemerality is eternal.

Did you find it?

>>1488424
ye

>>1487960
>pedro is manly

Does this mean Tool is gonna release their album?

>>1489601
no it means pedro will re-release his album "guitarillos autismo"

with hit singles like "senorita emma" and "autismo! autismo! autismo!"

>>1489724
Spanish men are very romantic!

>>1491155
absolutely. "envié un libro" really brings out the passion in our good friend

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tu4Hnbor9rI

although "cartero mierda" is my favorite song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MoarbRzwtgQ

/rose/ on /wsg/? didn't saw that one coming.

>>1484971
lol rose stalkers recycling webms again

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The first time I saw her I was completely awestruck, I wasn't sure what I felt, only that I needed her. After a while when I was able to process my feelings, I felt an even deeper yearning for her. Something that I've never felt before and have never been able to get rid of.

>>1492073
they've been here intermittently for the past year or so.

also nice seeing you here again. what's up?

>>1492542
nice copy and paste from /roze/ fag

>>1493598
That's Ashley, an american girl. U russian?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ea2kCxCaBh0

I'll never understand this girl appeal, she just look like another cute face

>>1493952
Have you tried looking beyond her cute face?
She's not a retard and she has a great personality.
She's the opposite of everything 4chan stands for.
That's why 4chan must look up to her.

>>1493329
That anxiety. That tension. That despair. Good one.

>>1492073
/wsg/ is the only natural place for Rose
because Rose is all audio/video.

>>1493952
>she

At this point, we should be equally worried about moot.

http://ChrisHatesWriting.com/
>last blog entry
>10 months ago

Murdered by Google?

>>1494897
That's not Rose.

>fixed version
At this point, we should be equally worried about her blog.

http://rozegutz.blogspot.com/
>last blog entry
>?

?

>>1494904
Not Rose but no less important.

>last blog entry
>?
Good point though.
I'm shaking from uncertainty.
I need some pills to calm down.

>>1494913
>Not Rose less important.
fixed

A strange thing happened. I was out in town and a girl with Rose's sensibilities, half Rose's age, complimented my look and started talking to me.

I'm petrified. We, anons, are meant to be betas. We aren't real men. Just imagine if it happened to Pedro or Lou – it's the same tier anomaly.

May Rose guide me through this difficulty!

>>1495248
That's the most autistic thing I've read this week, thanks anon

>>>/vp/31400668
>Discuss the women you want to worship.

Should we make them aware of their error?

>>1496491
2DPD

is having a gray toilet synonymous with being a great guy?

>>1493329
is that Pedro?

>>1484971
>Rose makes a comeback
>Rose threads are still filled with nonsensical meanderings
Good job, lads.

>>1499068
no that's just some faggot. pedro is middle aged and way more handsome.

pedro is a fat cunt

>>1502273
fuck you.

>>1500189
>mild-aged
And mild-mannered too.

>>1499068
That's skinny Lou, one very tough 4chan anon. He's "talked to paedophiles and serial killers" back in his time. Shortlisted by the CIA for a future job as an elite agent, though Putin could reach him sooner. Has black belt in shitposting. Not ugly at all but way too skinny. The last remnant of an archaic Paleolithic race, without Neanderthal blood. Beware: may have some unknown biological functions. Has cursed Rose threads but I turned his curse back on him, resulting in Rose's comeback.

Original video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pG0hZKseJNk

>>1493768
you guys do realize they are the same person... right? or is that some joke I don't get.

>>1503512
Ashley and Rose are two different people.

>>1503531

>not recognising a fake accent

I don't see how they are, but I'm open to proof. For me she seems a girl who used that accent when she got older for a different character.9

>>1503547
are you legit autistic or just fucking with us? ashley is way younger and lives in hickville usa.

plus they look entirely different.

>>1503203
>lou talking about lou

Weekly reminder that Lou is still a lonely anxious man that desperately craves attention
And also SHORT exde

>>1503203
>please watch my video
>lou is not attention whoring

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>>1503547
Perhaps the starkest difference is in their eyes: Ashley's eyes look like two squashed flies; Rose's eyes look like two glacial lakes.

The only similarity is large interocular distance.

Rose is a smart English person; Ashley's mind is plain and uneducated. You can't roleplay a smart English person whilst being a base person. This is why English people can imitate American accent but not the opposite.

Rose is skinny-skinny; Ashley is skinny-fat.

Rose is holy and pure; Ashley has the aura of cigarette smoke about her, of a rotten young woman trying to act sweet.

>>1503748
>This is why English people can imitate American accent but not the opposite.
it depends on the accent. west country speakers can usually pull off the generic burger accent but others just sound weird. but burgers can't usually do a good bong i agree.

>>1493598
She played us like damn fiddle

>>1503748
That video makes me feel like I'm on drugs, which is weird because I just took drugs, and I'm waiting for them to kick in.

I'm going to have to keep watching it until they do, and see what happens.

>>1504574
Full HD is even better.
https://youtu.be/m6-MqZOwcxo

>>1504590
>>1504574
Sorry, this version is full HD:
https://youtu.be/512Cfzfa2xA

>>1504592
fucking grammar autist

>>1504626
I missed the dash in “full-HD” though.

>>1504653
i was talking about gn you smart ass.

>>1503512
I'm not sure how you could confuse the two. You could start with things that could be changed like eye color, hair color, accent, but you'd end with characteristics that can not be changed. Eye shape, nose, jaw line and cheek bones.

i keep viewing these videos and pictures while trying to imagine what her butthole and pussy must've smelled like at the moment she took each one. her artsy days must've been quite musky given how active she was and lax her bathing habits were.

>>1503748
As an American, the few English accents I know of and Irish are the easiest ones for me to imitate. It's Scottish that I can't do properly. Also Aussie is easy but whenever I try to sound like a kiwi I just end up sounding like an Aussie.

Either way I dissent with your opinion that a burger can't mimic at least one of Britain's many accents properly.

>>1503748
you're also forgetting that rose is an angel, whereas ashley is a goblin.

>>1503748
>Rose is skinny-skinny
Not anymore.

>>1505710
what are you talking about? she's still thin as fuck.

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>>1505559
Vere dictum, o pie germen rosae.

>>1492542
Song sauce?

>>1506204
>"Bamboléo" is an internationally famous Spanish song made famous by Pedro in 1987.

>>1506313
>Being this upset with how life is going that you have to be a smart ass on the internet to a faceless person to make yourself feel better.
>I know something you don't, therefore I have a right to be a massive turbo cunt to you.
>This thing should be known by everyone because I say so.
Thanks, anon. You're doing God's work. Bless you and your selfless ways.

>>1507182
But Pedro has a face already, a big, pudgy, bearded, four eyed face.

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>>1507182
I don't think it's too terrible to falsely imply that Pedro is a famous Spanish folk artist. Actually I'm one of the biggest supporters of Pedro around here. I'm glad to see that you're one too. I hope you will support me and other good rosebuds with equal dedication. Please, confirm. So that I may sleep calmly.

I'm disappointed though that Pedro himself won't return us the favour. He's becoming another Rose by not caring about his loyal fans.

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>>1507238
You forgot the most important detail: pretty. Pedro is pretty.

Everyone that matters has abandoned us: Pedro, Rose, Lou... O wretched we!

Pray to namefag gods for mercy! May Lou protect us, insignificant anons without own YouTube channels!

I'm not sure who's more pretty: Lou or Pedro. But I want to be loved by both like they want to be loved by Rose.

>>1507400
>pedro
not entirely
>rose
eh
>lou
good he's worse than the grammar autismo.

>>1504824
>i was talking about gn you smart ass.
About good night? What makes you think anyone besides you knows what "gn" means for you? If you expect people to read your mind, why type at all?

>>1507607
how the fuck do you not remember grammar nazi? it wasn't even that long ago.

or are you the spelling autist himself?

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>>1484971
why do you keep posting this faggot around take your gay shit elsewhere

>>1508543
ye

>>1508543
stfu

>>1507631
You know things no other surviving rosebud knows.
Your loneliness is profound.
You belong to the Museum of Rose Wolfe.

Don't kill yourself. We need you. Tell us stories.

>>1508543
>gay
And what do you call someone who prefers ugly women to a beautiful man like Rose? To me, you are gay.

>>1507631
https://www.youtube.com/user/GrammarNazi1O1
Oh, now I see what you mean.

Though:
>(!) This channel is not available in your country.

I can see it only via different country exits.

>>1511114
you're lucky

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPqKwg3AAgk

https://instaud.io/JqA

>>1513858
why do you keep posting these instaud links?

>>1514770
that's cold
i wonder if rose will ever put on weight in the future?

>>1515767
Rose will be very heavy at the end.

>>1515790
how heavy? enough to snap the rope?

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>>1515794
Enough to snap the bar.

>>1515796
i don't think she'll be taking steroids anytime soon.

>>1515848
Let me dream though.

>Rose on steroids

>>1515865
her clit would probably swell to around six inches. she'd probably carry you on her shoulders tho which would be nice if you could put up with her increased dickishness.

>>1515894
This.

>>1515916
hope you've got a good mouth on you.

you'll be using it a lot.

gimme the latest on pedro antonio

>>1516991
Hes still fatismo

Where the fuck is Epi? Did he get out of Roses back pocket?

>>1517117
i'd like to know too he's been seriously slacking off.
almost february and no sign of statistics of her return.

seriously tho he probably blackmailed rose to get her to make videos again and to give him a blowjob. most likely got jewed on the latter big time as he premature ejaculated all over her chin before she even got a chance to wrap her lips around all 4 inches of him.

>>1517199
Epi has a 8 incher and he can go all night and he wouldnt black mail Rose

>>1517306
EPIc tale, friend.
and yes he would blackmail her because he's still a piece of shit regardless of his whiteknight persona.

>>1517306
His dick is tiny, also Rose was blackmailed into doing this.

t. knower

fuck we forgot to have the annual top 5 list awards last year

>>1517552
when should we do it?

i wonder what her pussy smells like right now.

>>1519247
obviously like blueberries

>>1519440
*Roseberries

>>1519440
and the butthole?

>>1519455
Aseptic smell.

>>1519451
Nice.

>>1519463
clean, tight, pink, cute little butthole with roseberry pussy.
i want to get in there so bad.

>>1517641
too late now. we used to do it late december

>>1484971
I'm kind of a newfag.
Just watched her "build a PC" video and for a moment I thought she was a biological girl and I was SO disappointed.

kek I always thought I'm 100% straight

>>1521476
Belated one is still possible.

>>1521595
0/10

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>just post that girl talking

>>1522571
why the fuck do you always post when i'm up? are you spying on me?

>>1523621
I'm sorry, this synchronicity was unintentional.

>>1523671
it's okay but i'm mildly frightened. how are you still doing this?

>>1523701
>>1523671
You're clearly meant to be together. One of you should dress up as Rose and go to town on each other.

>>1523705
THIS.

>>1523701
It must be something temporary. It's impossible that your day and my day will start on the same hour forever. They will eventually diverge.

>>1485069
I liked it better when she had dropped off the face of the Earth and her bubbly teenaged persona was all we knew of her.

>Be me
>It's a fine night
>Watches a video of Rosa.
>Feels bad because she's been gone for so long
>I wake up a day later
>New video of her comes onto Youtube
>Is happy to know that she's still alive
>Waits for another video
>Gets sad and faps to her in hope that she will return again

bwaha wonky deleted all his videos

you insecure little shit

degenerate pathetic druggie

but to be fair they were REALLY shit. something you could expect from a 10 year old vlogging

choke on your poppy seed tea you fucking loser

>>1524257
>>1524252
stop being a dick you stupid autismo
he may've actually committed suicide

>>1524319
dont bother brian during his projecting.

>>1524418
dont (((bother))) (((brian))) during his (((projecting))).

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I actually had the chance to fuck Rose, she was at this party I was DJing at and coked out her mind. She was all over me backstage but I didn't feel comfortable taking advantage of her so I kicked her off.

>>1524541
Wow, really? Tell us more, please!

You must be this "Pedro" I have heard so much about.

>>1524659
ye

What position does Rose like the most, cowgirl, doggystyle or missionary?

i wish brian would finish his fucking drawing already.
how long can it fucking take? FUCK.

>>1493952
>she

>>1524767
everything else than missionary is haram in london

>>1523820
>I liked it better when she had dropped off the face of the Earth and her bubbly teenaged persona was all we knew of her.
Not hating Boxxy but I totally know this feel. I feel it's a mean and cruel feel, and I'm not fond it at all, but its existence is undeniable.

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>>1522571

>>1524252
>wonky deleted all his videos
Were they hosted on YouTube?
Why are you laughing about this?
His departure means one rosebud less.
Do you want to be alone?

>Rose Wolfe dead at 100.
>Former University of Toronto chancellor Rose Wolfe, who graduated at least 60,000 students at 90 convocations and bestowed about 60 honorary degrees, died on Friday [Dec. 30, 2016]. She was 100.
>Picture: Rose Wolfe is surrounded by roses in 1997 during her final University of Toronto convocation ceremony as chancellor.
https://www.thestar.com/news/gta/2016/12/31/former-u-of-t-perfect-chancellor-rose-wolfe-dead-at-100.html

That's it, folks. So that was her last YouTube video... her swansong.

>>1525711
A blast from the past:

>>1428449 (Dec. 5, 2016, "Newer Rose thread")
>http://magazine.utoronto.ca/great-gifts/lessons-of-the-holocaust-rose-wolfe/
>>As a young social worker in 1947, Rose Wolfe helped place Jewish orphans from German concentration camps in Canadian homes.
>Our love is a true superhero.

>Paul Daniels: gone.
>Rose Wolfe: gone.
>Skinny Lou: gone.
>Wonky: gone.

Time to cleanup and die.

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>I'm currently reading "Frankenstein" by Mary Shelley. Here is the question 9 p.m.: what Bobbitt's a good at firm bookshop on Charing Cross Road. I bought it because she said, "Oh, customer! We don't get many of them!” Basically a show up on Jan Krista Rae can he help the book to keep down and overheard in talking about how the we can be shown in a month about a month ago it might be gone by now death for the highest you actually put webcam for shop for real sharp and it was the same price out they are mean to me work the fuck is and the is no appeal moneyweek amis wing.

>>1485010
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>Yeah, I see what you're trying to do: p-p-put people in little categorisations. A box for everyone – isn't that your... your... philosophy on life? "Oh, let's put this person in a box!" It's labeled. That's label[ing] people, as though they were cargo.
>Well, for you, I say... I don't know why I'm doing this! It was funny, guys realise I have convincingly portrayed that person. They said I seem like actually that person! Not quite sure how to... well, let's just say that you... you win this round.

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>Nananananah! I always loved reading about them portal 2 one cage me great times Marie that think Apple that I'll so company that liked it so much nothing about it night don't like my company able to until tonight and get change that have taken from sheen staring computer on twitchy killed.

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>Well... I spent, errrr... six months making OLEDs, so I guess that's what I like. I guess so, I making are making our LED what you have to do is get substrate more preferably multiple substrates that are roughly besides all this and you clean them for two hours you clean them two hours for two hours they are cleaned and then you make them in that machine that in the background of the video made. Two hours cleaning, man! That goes against everything I've ever believed in.

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>Yet donated 4.0 everything create this point let unique me think and that is predicated on the fact that me passenger x3 she's means that is Sethi first here we all suck may be a good idea I think they're degree book Tim is quiet calm throughout history it ET and depressing be think the on a downward spiral but if you look back throughout the previous decades and centuries iffy people saying same thing again pain about the day where you are at that point she I think it's much much the I hope I hope I kind of think.

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>no timedtext

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First thread I saw. Deal with it.

>>1525769
LOL. Welcome back, Alex Jones.

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>I've ever asked myself this question: the sin, I've done it. Say something's I'm running a modern I know what's going on to bring the 2009 from people and I think that allowing you to that 2012 mark ticket sure time the for not make that circus girl questioning dash has failed say what doing another thing I had to learn poker the car the which podcast register cheated you talking about keep on reassured gerber is a writer stoker and got me you have to be a camp that night basically a boy well diet shake sure that I make it is just a shit kinda a ride he was very weak getting been outfitted HHS but K but there is a mod known as giving many feared sir he here so looks support from the shadows she works there by the fire anyway it until they went dead and followed them into their said killed them still listed kit can I say a game make somebody gave their killed her as well it had trade great game.

>>1525744
>>1525753
>>1525755
>>1525760
>>1525764
>>1525776
The text is wrong on all of these. What are you doing?

>>1525796
Liar... It's less wrong than yours. You've posted none. So it's not wrong. Show us that you're right and post better text.

I post it so that you can make it better.

>>1525796
He's trying to be Epi

>>1525834
MFW I will never surpass epic rosebud.

>>1524418
im not brian
>>1525705
if i didnt care wouldnt post about him - its called tough love

>>1526554
i get it. good anon.

i mean, good rosebud.

>>1525705
wonky rarely posts anymore anyways

>>1526554
that's not tough love that's just being a dick
it's like if rose came up and kicked you in the balls as hard as she could several times

>>1525776
since when do girls actually download and partially play a game like STALKER?

is rose a rarefied female version of a neckbeard?
she even bought "The Void" on steam

>>1527682
>is rose a rarefied female version of a neckbeard?
she is! she is diluted neckbeard. estrified!

>>1527682
someone on /g/ once described her a neckbeard in the body of a cute chick.

>>1527682
She doesn't play anything like that anymore.

>>1527682
>she

is rose dying? she looks awful lately.

does she have cancer?

>>1531305
Pale people always look sick.

>>1531327
>White people always look sick.

>>1531327
Her brothers look healthy.

>>1531473
None of them look healthy.

>>1531305
she looks the same as always with the exception of being a tad older obviously.
we've come a long way from mousey brown rose with hints of mothers breastmilk fat clinging to her face.

>>1531512
You sure about that m8? Guy is very handsome, taller, and masculine. To a lesser extent Mark is just like that.

Guy alone looks very noble and strong, I can just picture him standing in a suit of armour, leading men through a damp field on a chilly English day as he cuts down his foes in fair battle.

>>1531305
she's pregnant m8

>>1531584
Coke and djs too amirite?

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>>1531532
>we've come a long way
I wonder what's at the end of this road.

>>1532359
murder suicide probably

>>1532778
I'll murder you and everyone else here if you so much as even THINK of harming my angel.

>>1531305
Would you still lick her butthole?

>>1533193
>...or any of her rosebuds.
Right?

>>1534524
The only rosebud i'd even consider defending at this point would be epi, he's simply too cute and precious. But if ANYONE (EPI INCLUDED) tried to harm m'lady they'd sure as shit find themselves in one heckuva darn diddly dang no good quagmire i tell ya what.

>>1531556
>tfw taller than Guy and have wider shoulders and better build but can't even grow decent facial hair, let alone a scraggly beard like his

*sigh*

also, are the /r9k/ threads dead? i hope so, let some of the embers go out.

>>1535087
well you better get to work then since people are harassing her constantly
>>1535126
>tfw taller than Guy and have wider shoulders and better build but can't even grow decent facial hair, let alone a scraggly beard like his
this is like saying "im taller than lou and more lean than pedro"

>>1535087
>Rose's enemy is my enemy
>Rose's friend is NOT my friend
choose one.

>defending Rose
>not defending her defenders
>not even defending YOUR defenders
how can you defend Rose in this way?
you're sabotaging your own efforts.

>caring about Rose
>not caring about the Kingdom of Rose
one is not pleased. step up your game.

>>1535126
doubt it, they seem to be happening once or twice a week now which is not unheard of.

>>1531305
>is rose dying?
She died one day before New Year's Eve.
Read news report in >>1525711.

friday night, whats rose up to?

>she was gonna make a new youtube vid but couldnt come up with enough senseless rambling to get it done

>she was go gonna record a song for her album but decided she had to wait for another obscure c-celeb nobody to die so she could make a cryptic song about it

>she was gonna write some words for her book but realized the book some nice guy sent to her parents was much better than anything she'll ever write so she lost motivation

>she wanted to ask n8n if he wanted to spent some time with her tonight but knew deep inside he'd much rather be on gaf talking about how the nintendo switch had alienated third party developers by region locking the code index so she decided to spent yet another day at the only place she felt appreciated, /rose/

>>1537922
>friday night, whats rose up to?
Something better than this garbage.

>>1537949
ye she has started to post in the dodger threads

>>1537922
she could be anywhere and no one would know.

>>1538283
at least post in /cara/ or something.

better than that other shit.

>>1538397
i was gonna reply with just
>at least post in /mydeadcamwhorethread/ or something.
but you know what sell me on /cara/

whaat's rose IQ

>>1538397
i was gonna reply with just
>at least post in /mydeadcamwhorethread/ or something.
but you know what sell me on /cara/

>>1539501
gj script writer

>>1539494
if we take into consideration all the mistakes she has made we can assume its pretty low

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>>1505715
I'm afraid that she is lost, friend

lost to the supersize this hordes

>>1539494
150

>>1539503
stfu

i love you rose.

please know that i love you.

>>1542171
do you love pedro though?
nobody loves rose without loving pedro.

>>1542298
Funny way of spelling Epi

>>1542298
:^)

>>1542347
where the fuck has he been?

Anyone got a torrent or .zip?

>>1542687
Can't say "no" to a Penis.

>>1542687
are you a friendly penis?

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Found mature version of Rose.

It's time that 4chan grew up and got an age-appropriate queen.

English women... perfect wife material?

>>1545084
stop bullying english women you jerk.

>>1503748
I don't care if shes a boy, I'm going to marry him/her

>>1545436
If you're this new there's no way you'll have a shot.

>>1545577
>implying oldfags have a shot
apart from those two guys? no way.

>>1545413
I love women who block me. They confirm my masculinity.

They don't block women, children and old men; they only do this to virile people.

As long as they do it, I know I'm a sexual thing.

I'll be worried when women stop blocking me.

>>1545622
when men block you does that mean you're attractive to gay people?

>>1545644
No, gay men don't block sexy men.

That's perhaps the single most important difference between gay men and straight women.

>>1545650
but why would women block men they find sexually arousing? i think you're leaving out parts either by ignorance or cognitive dissonance.

>>1545752
>but why would women block men they find sexually arousing?
I'm glad you ask. The answer is that women want to be raped.

Masochistic logic is mindbending but you're not the first one to struggle with comprehending the sick female mind.

Impotent creatures require violent stimulation.

>>1539508
I haven't seen her in years now. Any sources on who she is? Did the folks ever figure that out? Would like to meet her once, just talk about this whole mess that the Internet put in her life.

She was real good at covering her tracks, as far as I know. No real name, or anything.

>>1545818
but why block them and not say start confronting them, only to later bed them?

>>1545593
Much better chance than anyone else.

>apart from those two guys?
Which ones? Lmao it's more than two.

>>1545868
Yes, she was encountered in flesh both on YouTube and on the Tube.

Her flesh was pale green. The radiation in her vicinity was 600 μSv/h.

And much, much more. Basically everything imaginable.

>>1545878
I don't know. You are trying to apply logic to masochistic thinking.

>>1545899
Thanks. Good to know she is doing okay.

>>1545897
why? because they are old? they are many oldfags who were and or are still not interesting in the still.

more than two from her fans? i wasn't counting the sum total.
that info isn't exactly cheap. and to add further, i don't wanna confirm anything frivolously. you're a smart guy, you can figure it out.
>>1545900
maybe if they were to give themselves so willingly, then their value would diminish. in a similar way with rose and her fans where a lot of the longevity of the fandom, if i can call it, is dependent on her esoteric manner. the enigma, missing dots and so forth.

if it was served on a platter, it wouldn't be interesting.

>>1545622
Fuck you Pedro, you sick piece of shit.

>>1546212
Your post gave me a boner.

>>1542687
Rose has a new bud and it's a talking penis. Wew.

What happened to your owner, Mr. Penis?

>>1545622
> they only do this to virile people
>As long as they do it, I know I'm a sexual thing.

Women and poodles are sexual things too, does it mean they are virile ?

>>1546291
Some poodles are virile. Women? Not so much.

Except Rose.

>>1546291
Some poodles are sexual. Women? Not so much.

Except Rose.

>>1545994
Because of experience and know-how obviously.

I know what you said and it's not just two. Your attempts at being cryptic and trying to reference costs don't cover-up your ignorance.

>>1546443
sure, why not. i lied.

Is someone monitoring Rose's YouTube account for new videos?

It's been month already since OP.

We'll have to fire Rose and employ someone else if she continues to fail delivering.

>>1546567
You're always doing that with me aren't you.

>>1547484
as was my order. can you think of any reasons why?

yawn

Serious question:

Did Pedro move back to Tenerife to get closer to Morocco, were Emma now lives?

>>1547816
why wouldnt he just move to morocco then if that was his goal?

>>1547816
Nah, I was born and raised in tenerife, although I don't live there anymore

is wsg the new home for /rose/ or what?

>>1547619
You're pretending to be in contact and trying to be cryptic in order to extract info, yes.

>>1549039
Nope, still r9k.

>>1549109
exactly. i told you that you were smart.

>>1549109
>Nope, still r9k.
>i decide this

>>1549322
as opposed to who?

>>1549340
clearly you are new

big decisions like that has to go through the council of old

>>1549359
>big decisions
>"""""big""""
> the council of old
>larp
please be a meme

>>1549322
It's the other guy that does actually. It's been ages since a true move.

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POST ATTRACTIVE WOMEN

NO TIME TO EXPLAIN

>>1549039
Pedro??? Is my idol real?
Why are you hiding from your pedrobuds?

>>1549109
Fuck you. /wsg/ is cozy.

>>>>/r9k/rose
>Nothing Found

>>1546270
>What happened to your owner, Mr. Penis?
It's Rose's Penis.

>>1549571
">>34945317
I will post this GIF on a /rose/ thread with a message like "rose will never make videos again".
Thank you."


Thank you

>>1549579
>>>/r9k/34945317
FTFY.

>Thank you.
Thank you.

>>1549584
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wwTZLw3hqw

>>1549593
Is this a random post?

>>1549597
Never.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xaYVD_iSMxY&t=1m9s

>>1549605
Logical connection between my post and your post is lacking though.

>>1549611
Let me try your way.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZ72Im3lPQk
better or worse?

>>1549613
Or you could talk so that others don't need to guess what you are trying to say.

>>1549623
Mmmm. It didn't work.

>>1549454
why is this lil guy so sad?

>>1549450
why is this thing so fat?

>>1549579
>>1549584
>Error: You cannot reply to this thread anymore.
So much for /r9k/ Rose HQ.

And it wasn't even pruned.
It peacefully reached Page 10.

haha ur all dumb ass bitches. youre my bitches. MY bitches

>>1549703
You're late.
We've missed you dearly.

>>1549708
that's not me

>>1549442
Stop harassing young women fatro. Leave something for the cubs.

>>1549822
You shouldn't've waited that long to speak out.

You've broken Rose's heart.

She's stopped making videos because of you.

>>1549950
>fatro
Father?
Is that you?
Where are you?

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>>1549634
this was during her livestream when someone linked the john singer thread with her minidox. some accurate info, some false

it was not the legendary dox thread from april 16 2015

>>1549634
>>1550583
btw she shut down the stream right after the "uuh" and never streamed or made videos again

>>1549454
not gonna lie, pretty fucking hot

>>1550590
>>1550583
is it on the archive?

>>1549454
>>1549634
>>1550583
>>1550590
>>1550690
>t. ashley orbiter samefag

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>>1551018

p
o
p
p
y

p-o-p-p-y i'm poppy

>>1549822
That's all?

If you post here only to say "that's not me", don't post at all.

>>1551554
p
e
d
r
o

p-e-d-r-o i'm pedro

>there will never be a video of rose with her legs spread wide

>>1545084
>Milk in first
She's a degenerate slut who needs to be purged
t. Englishman

>>1491151
probably my favorite rose moment

>>1552887
For a moment you can see the genuine sadness in her eyes and hear the sadness in her tone.

>>1553006
Genuine sadness even though she's acting.

>>1553020
dont wake him up from his dream world

>>1553020
sadness or pity? i think sadness is not an emotion that rose has in her palette

>>1553836
Stop talking, autism man

PEDRO can you comment on the emma situation?

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>>1554110
I have the latest on Emma straight from Dr. Ron Paul.

The Emma situation is dire.

>>1554131
no retard i said i wanted pedro to comment on it not lousers

>>1554200
>said the total winner

>>1553020
She's not a good actress, that's why it's easy to tell.

>>1553816
Rose never gets upset by anything, you're right.

>>1554350
I disagree.

>>1554415
You think she's a good actress?

I hate finding out cute girls like this exist, I mostly have success in puting myself into a "sour grapes" mindset, but this reminds me (near) perfect girls do exist and I'll die alone.

She's a lesbian, isn't she? I just watched a few of her videos and everything seems to point that direction.

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>>1555258
does THIS look like a woman to you?

>>1555410
He's so dreamy

>>1555410
>>1555572
Which one is it?

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>>1492542
She's not edgy enough for me.

>>1555769
This bitch just saw suicide squad

>>1555410
this was taken from his friend's fb right?

I think I'm being cyberstalked. What should I do? Should I really move to a castle?

>>1556099
Just get rid of all devices in your home that can access the cyber or be accessed through it.

when the fuck are we getting a pedro blog update? it has been ages

PEDRO WHY DO YOU REFUSE TO COMMENT ON EMMAS DEGENERACY

>>1556488
yawn

>>1556488
She hasn't even posted a pic hugging a sandnigger, there's not enough graphical degeneracy going on

>>1556500
no, but its coming just wait

LOOK AT THIS

>learned about some v cool research happening here about redefining & empowering the role of women in islam

hilarious
comedy gold
10/10

>>1555769
Can anyone load any WebMs?
4chan file server is dead for me.

>>1556360
>pedro blog
No such thing. You've never told me its address, moron.

>>1556527
what are you talking about retard

>>1556099
Same.

I guess we should thank President Obama and American "security" agencies for killing online anonymity. Then we should thank President Trump for continuing the tradition. Then we should thank moot for making 4chan anything but free and anonymous. Then we should thank the police for their deliberate ineptness at protecting citizens despite having all these oppressive surveillance tools from the government.

As it is, the Internet is now useless for anything other than shopping, viewing YouTube and shitposting. Can't do anything personal.

R.I.P. the Internet.
R.I.P. the free world.

>>1556534
Exactly, what are you talking about. No such thing.

>>1556545
and then we should thank soros for funding shareblue and CTR to flood social media with anti-trump propaganda

>>1556557
>authoritarians blaming a liberal for exploiting their authoritarian tools and resources
You're not going to like me for saying that but Soros is on record for helping to bring down totalitarian communist governments and supporting the free Internet.

If you don't like corrupt techniques used by Soros, make them impossible for everyone... not only for your opponents. That's really all Soros wants. Mutual disarmament. I assure you he won't cry if no one can manipulate the world any more. He didn't cry when Hitler fell, he didn't cry when the Soviet Union fell. The one who cried was (((You))).

>>1556550
if trump was authoritarian you wouldnt be allowed to spread your propaganda.

they are the one silencing free speech - they are the oppressors, claiming to be oppressed

>>1556557
You know, "Don't hate the player, hate the game." You're basically blaming the player for winning your game even though it was rigged against him. That's what Soros is: a master player in a game he opposes.

>>1556597
In a way, I'm not allowed. I'm stalked and soft-harrassed online and in real life for things I say supposedly anonymously here.

>>1556597
Also, before you label me "CTR": I'm happy that Clinton lost. Trump is probably the best authoritarian that a liberal could get.

>>1556671
>>1556603
>>1556590
>>1556550
>>1556545
Holy fuck the new, it hurts.

Waiting more roseposting.

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>>1556729
And still no link to Pedro blog.
Your mental illness must be severe.

>>1556792
its a private blog for his inner circle

stop embarrassing yourself kiddo

>>1556785
who the fuck is rose

>>1556831
>his inner circle
Pedro disappoints me. He's even worse than Rose. Maybe it's true what they say that he's fat. I have refused to believe it for the longest time but it may be time to relent to the overwhelming burden of evidence. Pedro hasn't done even a token gesture in support of his Pedrobuds. He must be a very unattractive person. At least as unattractive as Rose.

>>1556845
rose is the woman with nose

>>1556847
yes. i now have doubts about him being a great guy.

he is as disgusting and fat on the inside as he is on the outside

>>1556865
:)

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>>1556785
are u binnish? :-DDD

>>1556894
Why would get that idea?

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>>1556940
you sound binnish xD
but perhaps russian?

im sensing something cold.

>>1556970
Might be BASIC programmer.

What happened to all the gifs and webms op posted?

>>1557529
Mods hate me.

No, not really... at least not here and not in this way. 4chan seems to have random troubles with its CDN over the last few days.

Just watched her angels and demons review, "rose vs rose" and that about Fritzl, and they're already some of my favorite so far. Sad I didn't get to know about her back then.

desperate attempt to bump

>>1559311
>what is bump limit
Hurrrr

https://www.instagram.com/frenchrosebud2/
https://www.instagram.com/french.rosebud/
>Rosee Divine

>>1559748
who cares

>>1559773
Should we end Rose threads?

>>1559814
Should=Could
You should, but couldn't

>>1559814
Nope. I was actually expecting someone would create the next one, now that bump limit has been reached.

>>1559814
>>1559819
>>1559837
expect an r9k one soon, soonish

remember to post in only legit threads approved by your beloved oldfags

>>1559846
I would but /r9k/ threads die too fast.
And no audio WebMs there.
We need a lasting base
...or we need to stop it for good.

Our beloved oldfags must demonstrate comprehensible and reasonable behaviour to in order to cement our trust and confidence.