/vpmd/- /VP/ mystery dungeon

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>>33473224
Shoot, I ruined it, actual title image

>>33473230
Rules: Periodically I'll ask for input on what you, Ron (and ONLY Ron), should do. When input is required, I will ask for a set of a few numbers. 5 minutes after asking for those numbers, the LAST post ending in one of the requested numbers will have their suggestion taken for Ron's action. Only posts made AFTER the post asking for a # will count. Other characters will move autonomously, acting of their own will, though you can make suggestions for them.
Dubs and trips will now be counted as 'bonus' or 'add-on' actions, actions that Ron will take, so long as they don't conflict or detract away from the main roll. Dubs and trips (or better) can be countered with dubs (or better) of opposite even-odd (ie, 44 can be countered with 11, 33, 55, etc.)
Other rules: -"Get bragging" will now be ignored. (These trips say x, If quads, x will happen)
-"Securing" is no longer allowed. Attempts to secure an action by use of dubs or better will now result in the original action being nullified and moving to the next-most qualified roll.

Keep note that actions can only be performed within the realm of plausibility. You can't pull out items you don't have, you can't use moves you don't know, you can't willingly try to kill yourself etc. etc.

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>>33473224
>>33473230
You missed the trips as well. /vpmd/ is dead.

>>33473245
He missed trips last thread too, wonder what happened to the real VPMD

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>>33473244
>You enter through the grass door into a room that you definitely haven't seen and had completely spoiled before.

>From over in the corner, you hear someone call to you

???: Hello? Twigs, is that you?

>>33473245
>>33473258
it's been a long day v_v

>>33473264
not as long as my penis

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>>33473259
Osha: (Twigs? "Twig & Berry's" Twigs?)

???: Good timin, Twiggy, I'm workin on a new potion and I need you to go run and grab me another bay leaf...
...
hello?

Osha: (Uh...) Uh... sure... heck and all that. W-where do we- *I* get that again?

???: Oh, honestly, you just so hopeless. Dunno why we bothered recruitin you. Go talk to Bayleef.

>>33473230
YOU MANIACS!
YOU BLEW IT UP!
AHH DAMN YOU!
GOD DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!

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>>33473224
>>33473230
It's over, OP. Delete this thread and think about what you've done.

Wait- were several pokes' partners kidnapped and being held hostage, and that's why they're stuck working here? Is the reason nobody can give out any details because they're sworn to secrecy? Will OP reply to me with another :otterthink:?

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>>33473326
???: She should be over by the pond still.

Osha: Uh... we just... take one of her leaves?

???: No... she *grows* bay leaves. You don't... you can't... that's not how grass pokemon work! Shouldn't you know that...? Being a grass pokemon and all?

Osha: UH! Y-yeah, of course... sorry must have slipped my mind. Heck.

???: Ugh, hopeless. Good thing we didn't recruit you for your brains. But with this potion, you and all our recruit's strength will be through the roof. Oh and keep an eye out. I heard our favorite otter and pig managed to slip in. I told the others already to raise an alarm if they spot so much as a glance of a stupid curly tail.

Osha: (Um... I guess we could get whomever that is a bay leaf then. We should try and keep hidden from these pokemon though. Sounds like they're looking for us.)

>What would you like to do in this room that you are only getting a look at right just now for the first time. 2, 4, 8

>>33473402
Have Osha follow your lead
and sneak around.
Be careful not to make a sound.

>>33473402
Something looks dodgy about that upper bush, try burning that. Then stay behind and let Omny do the scouting so as not to raise any alarms.

>>33473402
Bury your face in bayleefs ass and smell her "sweet scent".

>>33473425
re

>>33473402
Plan how you're gonna get a bay leaf from Bayleef without being seen by Bayleef while getting your bay leaf

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Yes. Time for Tactical Suidae Espionage Action.

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>>33473418
>You sneak up, humming a catchy tune to yourself, but don't notice a pile of crunchy foam sticks on the ground and step on them loudly. The Grotle on the raised walkway perks up at the noise... uh oh... did it hear you?

>3, 5, 9

>>33473522
Take the stick, light it on fire, then toss it somewhere away from your position to distract them.
Then blink away with your Outsider powers. Otherwise just sneak away.

>>33473534
Re? Pretty sure we don't have blinking, but we do have Ghost Armor.

>>33473522
Yell "We are not Ron and Osha!" so they won't know you are Ron and Osha.

>>33473545
Omanyte has the ghost armor, and at level 1, he needs it more than we do.

>>33473545
Right then just use that to sneak.
Also if you happen to go back there to the door, ask ??? if they care about Omanyte.

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>>33473549
Grotle: Who was that?

Ivysaur: They said they weren't Ron and Osha...

Grotle: Well whoever it is, there's someone there. We should probably go and check who it is.

>The grass pokemon start to head in your direction.

>1, 4, 6

>>33473600
Send Omanyte out to tell them that it got lost and wants to get help from Bayleef

>>33473605
Re. I hope this goes okay, or else Omanyte's 4x weakness to Grass will spell his doom.

>>33473534
Panic and do this

>>33473600
Do >>33473534 >>33473563

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>>33473621
>>33473534
>You light one of the stick on fire and toss it over the hedges.

Ivysaur: Hm! What was that now?

Grotle: I think it's over by you, around the corner there. I think I see some light...

>Luckily, it seems the Grotle up high wasn't looking at the right spot when you threw your stick and didn't notice its source. You've bought yourself a bit of time while they go check. What now?

>2, 6, 9

>>33473673
Run up to the Grotle, kick him in the nuts, and blame Ivysaur

>>33473673
Perform a stealth takedown on Grotle when Ivysaur's not looking. Helix muffles his cries with Constrict, and pig and otter go for the kill with Ice Beam/Fire Blast.

>>33473673
Sneak up to the Grotle, cover its mouth, and slit its throat.

>>33473690
>>33473694
This, but do a non-lethal takedown.

>>33473685
>>33473690
>>33473694
poor Grotle

>>33473673
Go to the other end of the hedge, near Bayleef. Then burn through it and take Bayleef hostage.

>>33473685
re, we are masters of stealth

>>33473690
This

>>33473690
re

>>33473685
Do this, but throw a seed or fruit to enhance our bluff.

>Still no gets

>>33473728
Re this

>>33473728
Also, I mean that we throw the seed or fruit at the nuts instead of kicking to avoid being in sight and to make the blame plausible.

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>>33473712
>>33473690
>Alright, yes, while they're distracted, you'll just sneak up this rickety ladder and perform a super stealth take down of this Grotle

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>>33473855
>shit, wait

inb4 Ron forgets the basics of CQC

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>>33473864
>fuck

>"osha, c'mon! we're gona stealth take down this guy!"

Osha:...

looks like this just turned into This is How You Don't Play VPMD

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>>33473876
>Alright, THIS TIME FOR SURE.
>You clamber up that ladder like some kind of frantic, over-excitable animal. NO LADDER IS GOING TO KEEP YOU DOWN.

>>33473879
Business as usual, I see

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>>33473886
>"alright, now we... now... uhm..."

>>33473895
Good grief OP, I rolled a 5, not a 1

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>>33473895
Grotle: Everyone! It's the pig! He's here! Go sound the alarm, alert everyone you can! Search for the Otter, he can't be far behind!

>Grotle wraps you in a Leech Seed.

>3, 7, 0 next

>VPMD: I think I'll let them try a stealth mission today.
>Anons: Alright, let's fuck this up

>>33473902
yeah but this is more fun

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>>33473919
Leave nothing but ashes.

>>33473919
Fire Blast the little turd. Have Osha emit Soothing Aura while going over to help Ron

>>33473938
this and use the Firium Z to raze everything

>>33473919
Get Osha to run. Roast the Grotle with an insult followed by a Fire Blast.

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>>33473938
>>33473964
>>33473968
All of this!

>>33473919
Burn the Leech Seed and then the Grotle, or vice versa

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>>33473977
>>33473938
>>33473964
>>33473968
>You expend your firium z to blast away the Grotle, its leech seed and a good sizable amount of the wooden walkway. Gosh if they didn't know you were here before.
>Osha attempts to run but there's nowhere else nearby to hide!

>2, 4, 8

>>33474057
RED BULL NOW
SEAR THROUGH THE HEDGE MAZE AND SOW MASS DESTRUCTION IN YOUR WAKE

>>33474057
Seeing as everything is grass around here we may as well just brute force this part of the dungeon. Go get the leaf or whatever from Bayleef and Fire Brastu everything that stands in our way/tries to touch our otter.

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>>33474057
Have Osha pocket Helix so we can turn on Revolt, then Fatal Push the Grotle into the Ivysaur.
Osha can do what he thinks is best.

>>33474080
Fuck, I wish I could have rolled for this.

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>>33474094
>You hop down from the walkway and fire blast the Ivysaur

Osha: Ech... alright, I guess we're just doing this now. Just so long as no one gets out and alerts everyone...

1, 5, 9

>>33474224
Do >>33474080, but make sure to hit Ivysaur along the rampage.

>>33474080
Do this but burn the entire hedge maze to the ground and cook every grass type in it alive. Osha and Omanyte will be fine because they are both water types.

Start eating hearts as we go

>>33474247
re

>>33474247
What if we kill innocents!

>>33474224
Burn them all. Then roll them into a giant joint and smoke it

>>33474332
at least we can still save the ones that were kidnapped

>>33474332
A necessary sacrifice

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>>33474354
Boi

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>>33474332
Caedite eos. Novit enim Dominus qui sunt eius.

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>>33474361
Then what's the point? What's the point of anything?

what's happening

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>>33474371

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>>33474241
>>33474080
>You consume your Brew of the Scarlet Bovine, filling you with IMMENSE ENERGY and causing you to grow wings. Then basically this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7cE0Aha2kk&feature=youtu.be&t=4

>Bayleef and the other ivysaur are making a break for it through a secret passage in the hedges!

>3, 7, 0

>>33474398
Shit, have Osha rush to Helix's aid, then close in for a pincer attack on Ivysaur! Don't let them escape!

>>33474398
Intercept and Final Smash their ass

>>33474398
Rollout to catch up to them, then murder Ivysaur to intimidate Bayleef. Promise that you'll spare it if it helps with your fetchquest and doesn';t raise the alarm.

>>33474427
Do this, but don't murder Ivysaur just yet. Just KO it with the threat of murder.

>Omanyte's first few hours of life include abandonment, going to a strip club, watching Ron kiss Pokemon in inappropriate places, death by hellfire, and destruction of property
Are we bad people?

>>33474473
No, we're just teaching a hentai monster how to do good hentai

>>33474473
Did you miss the chapters where we ate all of the hearts of the Pokemon we beat?

>>33474473
Hell no, this is the kind of awesome childhood Eva wishes she had.

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>>33474427
Ivysaur: Wait, but I-

>>33474487
I wanted to save an Ivysaur, shame

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>>33474487
Bayleef: Oh god what do you even want!

>You tell it that you won't hurt it if it hands over a bay leaf and doesn't raise the alarm

Bayleef: That's it?? Take it, Mew-fucking-two, just don't light me on fire like that!

>You've acquired a bay leaf!

>3, 4, 8 next

>>33474519
Witnesses cannot be allowed to live. Hearts are for eating.

>>33474496
should've saved the first one. That was the nicer looking one. this was some kinda lame chibi figure

>>33474519
Ask bayleef to join our team, she is pretty cute. If she says no, rape her. If she says yes, rape her anyway.

>>33474519
Give them a kiss and majestically swoop away

>>33474531
re

>>33474531
Rape is bad.
No.
Instead make her fall in love with you first then see where that goes.
Also ask her what exactly is happening.
It seems we maybe missing a major something and be hurting pokès for no reason.

>>33474526
this

>>33474482
I believe it.

>>33474483
Omanyte was still in the inventory when that happened.

>>33474519
KO implies Ivy's not dead, right?
Give Bayleaf half an Oran Berry for Ivysaur as an apology if so. Otherwise say nothing and GTFO.

>>33474531
First, ask what they were up to. The after bayleef fess up, take it over to the bushes and tell it to count the leaves while Ron do his deed

>>33474549
>>33474553
re, but no rape. Don't try too hard to recruit if Ivy is dead, as she may not like us, but Stockholm Syndrome is a thing. Don't want to be too evil since it can bite us in the ass.

>>33473932
Is this what you saw in our future, OP?

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>>33474543
>>33474526
>You slip the bay leaf through the doorway

???: Ah perf. What's goin on out there anyway? Loooootta noise... woulda checked on it but this potion needed constant attention. But it should be stable with the bay leaf now. Unfortunately, it turns out a Potion of Giant's Strength is ALSO going to need a lizard tail. Looks like you'll have to deal wit those jerks over in the lava room. Hang on lemme get you the

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>>33474591
Chicorita: ...key.

TO BE CONTINUED

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>>33474568

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>>33474597
Oh no.

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Is this what you guys wanted? Are you all satisfied?

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>>33474597
Thanks for the run, OP!

>>33474597
time for it to count those spots on the ceiling

I'm curious. Did you have plans for Treecko and company to do all this in the beginning or is this all a result of Ron's failure to socially interact with a pimp joke?

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>>33474618
I'm the anon that suggested we murder Ivysaur
And to answer your question, no I'm kinda disturbed. Maybe Treecko is right to hate exploration teams. Hopefully we have a less murder-y thread next time. Like when we dealt with the gatrs.

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>>33474667
>Ron saves the world
>becomes a hero
>pokemon get inspired and start to act like him

>>33474618
Hey, I tried rolling for stealth before deciding to murder everything.

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>>33474618
I tried to be stealthy. Then I tried using Omanyte. Then all of a sudden, many Anons wanted violence.

>>33474618
I was hoping to burn everything that didn't actively flee. I didn't roll to kill, just environmental destruction.
I'll fuck over Treecko's town, but I would try to avoid killing its citizens.

>>33474644
I think I talked about it a bit before, but pimp treecko came about because when I pushed all the figures off to the side after the very first picture of the series, Treecko's arm was wrapped around Chicorita, who had been right in front of him. Thought it was kinda funny and moved popplio under his other arm and pimp Treecko was born. Had no idea what the reaction to him would be but dang if the first reaction weren't for antagonizing him and his bitches. I don't even think he, chicorita or popplio were *that* villainous, but somehow they turned into antagonists and people wanted them back so sometime after the second encounter with them I started coming up with the idea for this chapter

>>33474618
I was up for stealth, but once the first takedown failed, I was okay with anything. So yeah, pretty satisfied.

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>>33474719
I knew about how you got the idea, french kiss anon here, that's why I asked if it was spontaneous as a result of us or something you were already planning on doing. Good to know that we have such a positive and friendly influence on this heartwarming story.

>>33474618
I would have preferred using stealth, but I never expected us to be able to pull such a thing off, knowing our track record.