/vpmd/- /VP/ mystery dungeon

>>33416453
Rules: Periodically I'll ask for input on what you, Ron (and ONLY Ron), should do. When input is required, I will ask for a set of a few numbers. 5 minutes after asking for those numbers, the LAST post ending in one of the requested numbers will have their suggestion taken for Ron's action. Only posts made AFTER the post asking for a # will count. Other characters will move autonomously, acting of their own will, though you can make suggestions for them.
Dubs and trips will now be counted as 'bonus' or 'add-on' actions, actions that Ron will take, so long as they don't conflict or detract away from the main roll. Dubs and trips (or better) can be countered with dubs (or better) of opposite even-odd (ie, 44 can be countered with 11, 33, 55, etc.)
Other rules: -"Get bragging" will now be ignored. (These trips say x, If quads, x will happen)
-"Securing" is no longer allowed. Attempts to secure an action by use of dubs or better will now result in the original action being nullified and moving to the next-most qualified roll.

Keep note that actions can only be performed within the realm of plausibility. You can't pull out items you don't have, you can't use moves you don't know, you can't willingly try to kill yourself etc. etc.

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Second for Osha a slut.

How's it going OP?

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>>33416464
Brionne: That's right. We've been taking in shipments of Switches to drive down supplies, creating an artificial rarity of the hot, new device and own the whole market, selling our stock for a massive markup!

Osha: I uh, I don't think Switches are all that rare anymore...?

Brionne: And now that you know our secret, you won't be leaving here alive. Treecko will be so happy we managed to take out his most annoying enemies hehe.

>Brionne advances on you. What will you do? 2, 6, 8 decides

>>33416516
boot up the switch to play

>>33416516
Reach into the salad bar and start pelting her with leaves. Make sure to pick out the berries first.

>>33416516
Do >>33416529
And try to get orange otter to help us.

>>33416516
Ask Brionne if she has a dick.

>>33416516
Kidnap the drunk orange otter and get out of there.

>>33416516
Apologize and promise to work off your crime by being a pole dancer.

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>>33416546
Brionne: S-stop asking me and my girls that!

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>>33416594
Osha: Hey! Don't slap him!

>1, 3, 9

>>33416611
yell for a bitch fight

>>33416611
Slap otters ass and thank him for slapping brionne for slapping you.

>>33416611
It doesn't want to admit what it is. I forgot what moves we got so... idk someone else picks a move then Ron checks if the seal has a dicc

>>33416611
Pocket the Switch while nobody's looking, then support Osha by doing >>33416529

>>33416611
While Brionne is down, steal the switch and kidnap the orange otter, then run out.

>>33416637
This

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>>33416666
>>33416637
>You quickly scoop up the Switch and run over to save o̶r̶a̶n̶g̶e̶ ̶o̶t̶t̶- Oshawott Dusk Form, but it looks like the Seel and Dewgong have run off somewhere with them already

>3, 5, 0

>>33416694
Well we have to save them now. Bash Brionne's face into the salad tray, then try to save the other customers.

>>33416694
I guess we should save him then.

>>33416694
Time to follow Spheal deeper into this sex labyrinth, I guess. But first catch Brionne unawares and flip her skirt to end this debate once and for all.

>>33416717
>>33416721
Re!

>>33416722
re

>>33416722
Reeee
Let's be honest you'd fug it either way

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>>33416735
>>33416722
Brionne: Oh, were those your friends? Well don't expect to see them again any time soon! You're dealing with an organization far beyond your level- the St-

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>>33416797

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>>33416804
>You chase after the others backstage

>>33416810
The dick will always be there in our dreams

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>>33416810
>You duck behind the curtains and look around. Seems empty back here...

>5, 8, 9 next

>>33416881
put on pretty clothes

>>33416881
...Or that's what they WANT us to think. Let's dig into the clothes bin and pick out some clothes for Osha while he inspects that gold thing sticking out of that console.

>>33416881
Wait for something to happen

>>33416881
Check behind the mirrors. And do >>33416891 to try and disguise ourselves and Osha.

>>33416881
Check out the console.

>>33416891
Tell Osha to check out that control panel and the orange thing at its base.
Meanwhile, we do this >>33416891

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>>33416900
>This appears to be the controls for the stage lighting and curtain. There are a lot of colorful buttons here, but heck if you know what any of them do.

>2, 6, 8

>>33416959
Hit one and hope it changes the lighting

>>33416959
do >>33416891

>>33416959
>skipping one of the dubs that even got the correct single
Goddammit. Steal the clothes, maybe we can use them for something later.

>>33416976
oh shoot, I forgot 9 was one of the numbers. I can tell you at least that there's nothing behind the mirrors

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>>33416976
>You grab a handful of clothes and costumes from the bin, but leave the ones on the hangers- upon closer inspection, it turns out those are fakes made out of plastic. Wonder what they would need those for?

>1, 5, 8

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>>33417032
how horrifying

>>33417032
Check the control panel again, specifically the yellow/orange petal thing sticking out of the bottom of it.

>>33417032
>skipping my dubs that got the correct single too
Eh. Inspect the orange key thing sticking out of the console.

>>33417055
>>33417058
re. and test out the buttons.

>>33417055
>>33417058
>Looks like a tuft of orange fur. Seems to be wedged pretty deeply beneath the lighting console.

>1, 3, 7

>>33417087
An image would be nice

>>33417087
break open the console

>>33417087
Move it, of course.

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>>33417087

>>33417091
WELL TOO BAD

>>33417087
See if we can't lift the console, move it, or flip it over.

>>33417087
push one of the buttons

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>>33417101
>>33417099
>The console is very heavy. Pushing on it causes a creaking noise, but it doesn't seem to want to budge!
>You decide to try and push a blue button. The lighting on the stage changes to blue.

>3, 4, 9

>>33417135
Send otter to ask Chatot what if they know what the buttons do while trying to force it open

>>33417135
Bend Osha over the control panel and fuck him in the ass to hit as many buttons as possible.

>>33417135
find a pink/red button and hit it in combination with the blue one

>>33417150
RE

>>33417135
Press all the buttons.
including Osha's

>>33417183
This

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>>33417139
Osha: Ron, I'm not going out there! Brionne and a Dewgong are still waiting over there. Plus, we don't even know if Chatot was on their side or not. In fact, we should probably hurry. No telling how much longer that salad will keep Brionne busy. That wasn't even a real attack.

>2, 6, 8

>>33417276
Press every single button. If that doesn't look, check the plastic clothes. They must be a hidden switch for moving the control panel.

>>33417299
Do this

>>33417276
>>33417150

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>>33417358
>>33417150
>You push one of the red and one of the blue buttons together

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>>33417396
>The console slides up to reveal a hidden staircase
>With nowhere else to go, you head follow the stairs down

>>33417412
But that fur though. We could use it for crafting.

>>33417412
>we solved the puzzle this fast
W-we are not stupid anymore guys!!!1!

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>>33417412
>You descend into the lair, coming upon a small chamber at the bottom of the stairs. Surrounding it are a red door, a waterfall cascading into a small pond, and a small plot of soil.

>0, 4, 6 next

>>33417478
check the soil for cameras

>>33417478
Always check behind the waterfall for secrets.

>>33417478
Drink all the water from the waterfall

>>33417478
Ask Otter if he wants to shower with us

>>33417478
Chick behind the waterfall, if there is nothing plant an Oran berry and water it, play with the Switch while it grows

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>>33417490
>You dig through the soil a bit and find no cameras

>>33417499
Osha: No, Ron. This water doesn't look very clean anyway...

>3, 7, 8

>>33417548
>>33417505

>>33417548
The door probably isn't locked. Get otter to check behind the waterfall then go through the doors

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>>33417558
>>33417505
>You try and peer as far as you can behind the waterfall, though you can't get too far due to your fire typing. Looks like there's a door behind there, but it's some kind of top-hinged rig- like a delorean gull-wing door. Trying to open it up while all this water is crashing down would be impossible

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>>33417634
>You plant an oran berry in the soil, but the environment isn't great here. There's no sun, it's way too cold down here, and, according to Osha, the water you just added is polluted. The berry just sits there turning to mush.

>2, 4, 8

>>33417652
Well. Try the red door, and if THAT doesn't work we dig a grave for us in that dirt patch.

>>33417652
Piggy gives warm and light
Otter gives clean water although he is hot too
Also, omanyte might be safe in here, let's take him off the bag

still need gets

>>33417652
Go through the door. We're just wasting time anyway.

>>33417728
This re

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>>33417728
>You go through the red door and are met with a wave of heat. You stand on a small strip of land next to a huge lake of lava. Looks like a chain with a handle on it extends from some kind of block floating in the molten rock.

>2, 5, 8 next

>>33417808
Well this escalated quickly. I guess we give that handle a good tug.

>>33417808
HOW IS THIS ALL UNDERNEATH RISELLAN?!
Go check out the door right across from us, then attempt to see what's off the board past the chained block.

one action, then TBC. Make it a good one

why did the customers allow being taken here

>>33417808
>go underground a few feet and you encounter fucking lava
Who the hell designed this city? Use your piggy strength to pull the block closer.

>>33417808
Slap otter ass

>>33417826
They were kidnapped!

>>33417808
Is that some doors on the other side? Make our way over there and open them.

>>33417831
Reroll

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>>33417818
>It looks pretty heavy, but you and Osha give the chain a yank

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>>33417909
>OH BOY

>>TO BE CONTINUED

>>33417923
Oh no, who could have seen this coming????????????
night OP, thanks

>>33417923
Thanks for the thread, OP!
By the way, what's up with the pose of the Charmeleon to the left of Osha? It looks like it tripped and fell.

>>33417923
>Breakdancing meleon
Great

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>>33417923
>Osha has Razor Shell and we have Magnitude and Rollout
Can't wait to wipe the floor with these bitches.
Thanks for the run, OP!

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>>33418053
It's A C T I O N P O S E Charmeleon

Alright, should I draw a shitty MSpaint cross-dressing Ron or Osha with the clothes we just stole?

>>33418306
I don't see why not. Go for it.

>>33418306
yes

>>33418360
>>33418369
You didn't answer which one I should draw. Ron cross-dressing or Osha cross-dressing?

>>33418392
Sorry, I thought you were asking if you should draw a picture at all, not which character you wanted.
If I had to choose, probably Osha. I feel like it would be out of character for him, but that just makes it funnier.

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>>33418460
1000000 Pokemon Black and White seasons in MSpaint.

http://i.imgur.com/7oM3EYQ.png

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>>33416666