/pgg/ - Pokémon GO General

Reminder, Gen 3 Regionals

Gardevoir line: Japan
Flygon line: Australia
Salamence line: Europe
Metagross line: America
Equator: Tropius

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H A N D S O M E

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>>33379981
C U T E

>>33379981
>>33380002
KEKS

To the retarded anon in the last thread with the perfect IV Air Slash/Ominous Wind Xatu.

>Resists Psychic and Focus Blast, which are some of Mewtwo's attacks
>Flying hits for neutral
>Ghost hits for SE and charges very quickly

Go players more than any other seem to really have a hard time understanding type matchups.

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Post buddies: The Game!

Bonus point for no anonymity bars.
Bonus point if buddy isn't yellow devil.
1 point per 100km walked
1 point for nickname
1 point for buddy animation (like pichu/pudgy)
-1 point per km/candy needed (1,3,5,20km)

Well how did you do?
6 points for me and karp!

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>>33380027
I know I posted about this in an earlier thread but one guy at a raid tried to tell people Articuno was water type. People led out with grass types and Dragonites. This game is infested with fucking normies, and I can't believe I'm saying that unironically.

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>>33380043
I love this guy.

>Friday

It's still Thursday for me over here in California

>>33380132
Elaborate on nickname. I like it but is it a reference to anything? Other than the location.

>>33380258
burn the witch

>>33380265
Nice. Works for me. You just named my next 90%+ houndour

>>33380184
Same in Texas. We're behind bro :(

>>33380292
i wasnt the anon that named the houndoom
Once you think about it it really is a good name
fire = burn
dark kills psychics and ghosts (mismagius comes to mind) so 'spellcaster' type mons get rekt by houndoom

>>33380258
I loved the TV series and we used to have a cat called Salem when I was younger. I really love witches, sorcery and witchy history thingys.

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YOU FRIGGIN BUTTHOLE BUM SUCKERS GOT ME BANNED! I NEVER SPOOFED OR DID ANYTHING WRONG! I POSTED MY FRIGGIN NAME ON HERE AND ALL OF YOU SAID I WAS SPOOFING AND BOTTING! MY LEVEL 36 ACCOUNT I'VE HAD SINCE THE GAME FIRST STARTED WAS BANNED BECAUSE OF YOU NERDS! I SWEAR TO GOD IF I EVER MEET ANY OF YOU, ANY /VP/ DORKS I WILL GO TO PRISON! I'VE DONE EVERYTHING! EVERYTHING RIGHT! I SPENT HUNDREDS OF DOLLARS! 400+! I'VE BUILT MY GOSH DARNED ACCOUNT FROM SCRATCH AND STRUGGLED UP! YOU BUMHOLES HAD NO RIGHT TO TAKE IT FROM ME! NONE! FRIGG I'M CRYING! FRIGG ALL OF YOU!
FRIGG ALL OF YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>33380344
Fuck.

Now this is gonna be posted multiple times in every thread now, huh?

>>33380434
Autism is contagious.

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>>33380434

>>33380002
Tryhard. He is grotesque. Fsuatl is cute and genuine. I bet he has a large noodle mmm.

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Those who have them, post your 0% mons

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>>33380558
>Not powering it up

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>>33380583
Didn't mean to post with that pic, don't be confused

Redpill me on legendary raid DPS.

Say you're battling a Moltres. Which theoretically would do more damage: a 2000 CP Omastar with Water Gun/Rock Slide or a 3000 CP Gyarados with x/Hydro Pump?

>Load app
>Ban warning still appears
>Close app

Why not just ban me then? Fuck Hanke, the only sin I had committed is using IV checker

>>33380344
why do you keep showing up. ( bad bait) If you can't take responsibility for your actions then you don't belong here.

>>33380718

I've spoofed in the past. Not since 0.37 and I'm using iv checkers to this day. I have not received that message yet.

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Should i even bother

Please tell me how to catch a shiny Magikarp. I've caught over 150 and still no shiny.
Does the chaining trick work?

>>33380920
Completely random. Warp to a karp nest and just shiny check.

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>>33380920
Catch 150 more. I was trying to find one as well but instead found a 100% normal Magikarp so just gave up on the shiny.

I I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS. I POSTED MY NAME HERE ONCE JUST ONCE TO SHOW YOU ALL THAT I CAUGHT A NEW GOLDBAT WITH 78% IV 1380 CP I WAS SO HAPPY AND THEN YOU ALL SAW MY USER NAME I DIDN'T THINK MUCH OF IT YOU ALL GOING REPORT REPORT HAHSHAHSHAHAHAAHAH SO GODDDAMNNNNNN FUCKINH FUNNY VIRGINS I AM BANNED NOW I CAN'T DO ANDNY THING I TRY TO LOG IN JUST RED STUPID TEXT AND RHEE AUTHETUCAYIOKNNNNNM. I'M WAITING FOR THE REPEAL AND IF I GET IT I AN NEVER EVER POSTING NY NAME HERE AGAIN YOU CAN ROT IN HELL YOU STUPID CONTAINMENT BOARD VERMIN SCUM YOU RUINED MY SUMMER I PLAYED THIS SINCE LAST JULY I AM IN TEARS SWEATING SHAKING I HATE YOU HATE YOU I'LL REPORT YOU ALL FOREVER .

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Posting template

People still play this game?

>>33381034
Gotta catch 'em all

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>be portuguese
>spanish tourist comes to make a raid with me
>we start to talk with each other but only awkwardly understand about 50% of each other conversation
>he switch to english
It shouldn't be like this but it is.

NEW THREAD
http://boards.4chan.org/vp/thread
http://boards.4chan.org/vp/thread
http://boards.4chan.org/vp/thread
http://boards.4chan.org/vp/thread
kys you ammourshit shitposter

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>>33381034
People still ask this question?

Redpill me on legendary raid DPS.

Say you're battling a Moltres. Which theoretically would do more damage: a 2000 CP Omastar with Water Gun/Rock Slide or a 3000 CP Gyarados with x/Hydro Pump?

i think that making ball throws cost 1 pokecoin/throw is a great idea

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>>33381299

>>33380043
but candies from this fluffy guy go to 91% fishcat

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>>33381328
forgot a pic
fuck

I'll be visiting the US for 10 days and Canada for 5 days. How do I into PoGo given that I can't use my yuropoor data plan without overpaying out the ass?

>>33381283
If Gya has DT then it's a draw, if Bite then Omastar is better.

>>33381355
Thanks, so it's not even worth the stardust powering up a sub-2000 CP Omastar.

>>33381400
Your Omastar has RS so it's better for Moltress/Articuno than Golems. But it won't be as good for other legendaries.

>>33381342
In any city, find a WiFi hotspot. When you're on the wifi, just log in and chill. Most of the time there will be at least one stop in range. If you put a lure on it you'll get a decent number of spawns. All you need here is Tauros, so it's not like you're scouring the land for it.

>>33381479
Being in a big city like NY or Toronto and missing all those new 250-exp Pokestop spins is a shame though.

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>>33380558

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>>33380558
>>33381520
._.

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>/whohereshiny?/

I caught a 100% IV Lapras yesterday, that was pretty fun. Too bad it was lvl 1.

>>33381701
>Too bad it was lvl 1.
You know what you have to do.

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>>33380043
It takes so long...

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Should I bother dusting these guys up?

>>33381755
Machop yes
Gengar and Venusaur are hot garbage

>>33381768
T-they're my bromons though

Guess I'll evolve them but wait till I have extra dust

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>>33381770
>extra dust

i didnt know you could use those words together

>>33381781
I've more or less given up hope of making serious hankebucks holding gyms because of intense competition here, I just want to have mons I like

>>33381755
Check out their movesets after they evolve, first. Never dust something before evolving.

>>33381768
Gengar is okay on offense, though. And you could put Venusaur in a gym, it's not like it matters what you put in unless it's Blissey.

>>33381811
>fast TM
>charge TM

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Thanks, Hanke!

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Poast your biggest gym badge!

Nuck got a THICC gf.

>>33381889
Reversal isn't thicc

>>33381811
Gengar is worthless without Shadow Claw. Hex and Sucker Punch are worthless.

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>>33381889
>thicc

Naw man, that's a BIG BITCH.

>>33381908
Ewwwww

ewwwww

Yuck

Just ewwwwww

wtf nuck I just ate

>>33381811
Should I also evolve stuff with shit IVs but high levels?

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>>33381908

He got a piggy gf to lower the chances of him being cucced.

>>33381956
Mexicans like Nuck are naturally attracted to short fatties.

>>33381908
>>33381956
She looks like she gives some amazing head tho desu..

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Fuck, I have no way of guaranteeing I won't get a Hitmonchan. Fuck me.

>>33382060
try it.

>>33381956
Looks like Kermit and Miss Piggy

>>33382009
Naw, dude, just stop.

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Hai guis. I give like the best head.

MULTIPLE CHOICE TIME:
Who would you rather bang:

A) Cassie Moonface
B)Ms. Piggy
C)Reversal
D)Kill myself instead

>>33382158
>Letting something of this level suck on your resources when you could get better with earning 3000+ per month.

>>33382167
You know the only real option.

>>33382158
>he went from Moonface to this
Nigga Moonface was already low bar, how do you go worse?

>>33382167
>>33382253
A then B then C then D.

>>33379950

Keep Amourshit in its own thread please

>>33379973
I am ok with this

wen portal submissions

>amour fags also play pokemon go
Why am i not surprised

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>Find expiring Magikarp raid on the way to work.
>Use free pass, keep driving. Find out I can stay in, even 2-3 blocks away.
>Just as raid begins, phone idles out.
>It could've been a Shiny and/or high IV Karp.

A single phone tap would've prevented all of this, but I got lazy.

>>33382158
SKINNY DUDES AND FAT CHICKS
MATCH MADE IN HEAVEN

>>33382318
No, it's bait and not okay. Metagross is the Dragonite of Gen 3.

>>33382387
put them all in eggs problem solved

>>33382391
Oh, I don't doubt that the Ralts line will be the new Mareep line.

>>33382391
If they put ALL the regionals back in eggs, I'd be happy. It was a dick move taking them out.

>>33380340
>cat
Houndour is a dog

>>33382482
Is it? Thanks, I had no idea. i thought it was a hedgehog.

>>33380344
Hey anon I feel super re responsible post screen name and screen shots for proof and your personal army will petition on your behalf to un-ban you I posted pics of my ex pokegf here and anons found her on fb and petitioned her to be with me 4Chan saved my life they may say the love of your life looks like a cheap slag or you appear to be hiv+ but deep down anonymous is a good guy :)

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>>33379950
C'mon man

>>33382517
Heh

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>>33379973
>Metagross line
>implying a starter will be region exclusive

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>>33380558

>>33382541
>metagross
>starter

Ebin b8.

>>33381755
No, no, yes

>>33382550
>not immediately swapping your shitty starter for a pseudo every new game

>>33382556
Ebin takedown spam till level 30 starter.

>>33382550
Metagross is the Venusaur/Meganium of gen3 or am I thinking of sceptile. Whatever I only know like 4 gen3 mons mamoswine camelrupt and torterra

>>33382559
ye makes the game harder

>>33382548
Nice

>>33382568
See >>33382387
It's at the end of the Gen 3 Dex.

Been avoiding teleporting to avoid suspicion, but if I'm just going around town
and watching cooldown timers, is there any reason not to? As opposed to high speed walking.

>>33379950
>amourshitters are so insecure they need to invade threads to keep their headcanon
Ouch autism sure hurts doesn't it?

>>33382541
Kek

Before you correct someone, make sure you're correct yourself, you cute little dumbass

>>33379973
>Gardevoir line
That gets a pre evolution in gen6 right? It's like tyrogue?

>>33382596
I spoof purely to look at nearby gyms for raids since Silph Road is garbage now and there are no gym scanners in my area. I teleport all the time and haven't had any issues.

>>33382608
alt 3rd evo
google nigga

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>>33382387
>what is salamence

gen3 has 2 pseudos

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>>33382608
>>33382541

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what are the gen 3 you are mostly looking forwards to?

for me it's this motherfucker right here, and if it's region locked I have a nice chance of being in range

>>33382608
No, all three are in Gen 3, but it gets an item-unlocked evolution in Gen 4. (Fighting type instead of fairy, and clearly more masculine looking.)

>>33382621
Absol, Gardevoir and Blaziken

3/6 of my default team

>>33382387
Not bait. It's going to happen. Niantic realized they can make Hankebux by making evo lines exclusive instead of just unevolving shitmons.

>>33382628
what are the other 3 degenerate furfag mons in your team

>>33382636
Lanturn Garchomp and Staraptor

benn my overall team since diamond came out

>>33382630
Explain to me how they make money on regional locks...
I'll wait.

I have my free raid pass today but I don't know what to raid for. There is a moltres about 2 miles away but I already caught one. Is it worth it? Or should i wait?

>>33382660
No you fucking idiot. Only bird worth a shit is Zapdos. God you're so stupid.

So sceptile is going to make catching pokemon easier?

>>33382695
only if you have her as a buddy

Why is exeggutor listed as a dragon type serebii

>>33382707
alolan shitform

>>33382656
"Come to our exclusive events goyim!"

Alternatively, they can be regional exclusive in the wild but have a small, SMALL chance of hatching from 10ks, so "buy even MORE incubators than before!" Bonus points if you can only buy the super incubators and the regionals will only hatch from those.

>>33382167
B or D cause piggy can suck as hard as I can on the barrel.

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Do the starred mons stand a chance of soloing a Machamp raid? Or do I need to collect more high CP psychic mons?

>>33382807
God damn I wish I was able to get symbols like that easily.

Can someone explain to me what Niantic employees actually do? Because they certainly aren't working.

>>33379973
>Metagross is American
YES
PLEASE STILL BE GUD

>>33382840
Drink. They drink a lot.

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>>33382840

>>33382840
Collect money, pretend like they're working

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>>33382840

At one point, were you able to see shiny Pokemon you didn't have in your dex? I thought I used to have shiny Gyarados in my dex and I just saw a shiny Raichu. Didn't show up.

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>44 days until gen 3

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Thoughts?

>>33380649
use pokebattler and test.

>>33383058
Release it

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>>33383063
Not for those digits.

>>33380920
150 is nothing. catch at least 1000-2000 before you start to complain.

>>33382746
So, a thing that never directly made them money (spawn events are for a whole region, not just event grounds), and a thing they never have done despite people asking them to.

Regional locks are a thing that hurts Niantic's bottom line, not helps it.

>>33381852

I live pretty close to you.

>played this when it first came out
>lived in the boonies so I got fuck-all
>finally get an excuse to be in town more often
>forgot old account
I'm level 8 now, haven't been to a gym yet, is this game worth playing still?

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>>33382889
Yep, cocaine goes in and updates just flutter down from the player's hopes and dreams with no interaction from software devs whatsoever.
Niantic is shit, but you ungrateful babies deserve even less than they give you.

>>33383105
It is if you like walking and waiting for shoddy updates
With the occasional piece of irl drama

>>33383105
Games are only worth playing if you have fun or if it's your job so you tell me.

>>33383105
nevermind I already went to a gym and picked Instinct apparently.
Am I permanently screwed now?

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>>33382493
Doesn't seem right to name a dog after best cat

>>33383129
I need to exercise so yeah I'll walk.


>>33383131
It's not my job but I don't know if it's fun because I never got to really play.

>>33383124
>consumers are ungrateful babies
Fuck you you corporate cocksucking ninties baby. Consumer should be bitchy and not buy shit they don't like so companies cut the shit and make good stuff, but now we have this wave of people like you who defend stupid kike shit for no reason we deserve trading and battling that's what the game was advertised as to 40 million people.

>>33383142
Then go play and come back if you wanna do it again do it if not try spoofing.

>>33382493
>Hound-our
>Hound-oom
>Hedgehog

>>33383136
It's a good name for a black pet of any kind and the cat passed away a long time ago. Stop picking on me or he'll bite your balls.

>>33383159
One more question before I really start: where do I go to find a Sneasel?

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>>33381852

Ill get gold eventually

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>>33383164
Woah, take it easy kemosabe

How does the soft ban cooldown timer work? Is it the time between 2 actions?
Let's say I had the game closed all day. Would I be able to go anywhere I want? As long as I don't do anything right before teleporting

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>"Why do you spoof, Anon? What's wrong with going outside? You scared of the dark or something?"

Something like that.

>>33383155
>The bitchiest cunt to ever play a video game is representative of the target audience for anything ever.
No. You're a crybaby in an echo chamber of crybabies who would not be missed if you never bought anything again.
If a hundred copies of you were crammed into an office and given a decade to develop a game, the only thing you'd get is a couple more people just like you bitching just the way you are now with far more justification to do so.

>>33383221
>live in third world country
>in one of the good neighborhoods
>see/hear people getting mugged every week or so in my street

Must be good to play legitimately in Japan where you can RELAX.

>>33383308
That was in central park NYC. But to be fair NYC is a third world shithole.

>>33383291
Not the guy you responded to but what the fuck are you even trying to say?

>>33383183
I'm not having a good day. I caught my partner cheating and it got me a black eye. The guy she cheated with was supposed to cheat with me :/ now I'm drinking whisky from the bottle and trying to ignore her. Thanks for the distraction. I'm not sorry, never say sorry.

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>>33383291
>being this right

>>33383327
Really just venting work stress. People bitching about software devs "not doing anything" right between an update and the very badly needed bug fixes for said update hits a bit close to home.

Mostly, I wish I could rant at some of my company's clients, but that poster will do fine as a proxy.

Should I wait for a sale to buy storage upgrade

>>33383334
>The guy she cheated with was supposed to cheat with me

wut?

>>33383160

Being completely unironic, not being able to detect sarcasm is a symptom of autism

>>33383334
...what did he mean by this

>>33383385
Anon is a cuck but wanted to skip the middle man and get fucked in the ass. Instead, Tyrone fucked his girl and beat him. Likely the word bitch was used by all parties involved.

>>33383385
I'll green text
>got paid
>feeling rich af
>she's at work
>tell her I got paid early and am at a bar
>she says she's leaving work to join me
>kind of annoyed, don't reply
>am pretty sexy and fit
>in bar, in smoking garden, talking to a cute blonde guy
>asks if I'm gay and says he wants to suck a cock
>really want him to suck my cock
>gf shows up
>6 hours later gf is completely drunk, says she must go home
>thinking wooohooo
>10 mins later she comes back
>extremely pissed off.png
>run out of cigs, say I'll be back in 10
>buy cigs, go back, they're gone
>run out like a madman, straight to the promenade
>catch them at it, she's sucking his dick
>yell louder than braun strowman
>she smacks me in the face, he runs off
>now sat here apologising like fuck, i'm ignoring her
>going to 100% trade her for a homo.

>>33383338
Not quite a get, but certainly an asthetic post number there.
>>33383387
>Expecting sarcasm to show through text without a proper reaction image.
I was optimistically assuming sarcasm, but it doesn't take autism to miss something like that.
>>33383412
That's what I got from his post as well, but that seems like some serious over-sharing.

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>>33383450
And then you caught a Zapdos, right?

Though pretty much >>33383412 had it right.

>>33383491
Lol not quite. I did however manage to ignore everything she said and did by kicking out everyone from the gyms. I already have a really good supply of rare candies, 5 or more of every legend. All I need is fucking berries and fuck buying raid passes for 3 of those.
She's still here, in my house, using my internet, my gas and electric but I won't kick her out. I'm thinking revenge. I want her to see me sucking a guys dick and maybe then she will leave. I want to do it. My body is rrrrrready

>>33383528
Change the PW on the internet first. Fuck that cunt, she shouldn't get free wifi.

>>33383528
I'm sure >>>/soc/ , >>>/lgbt/ , >>>/hc/ , >>>/gif/ , >>>/d/ , >>>/hm/ , >>>/y/ , >>>/b/ or even >>>/bant/ would love hearing your story...
But nobody here gave a damn.

Holy shit, we have a lot of dick sucking boards... I never really stopped to think about it.

>>33382520
I have 100% slugma, any reason at all to use Magcargo?

hey /pgg/ I finally finished my regional dex today c:

>>33383608
You must be really stupid, I was replying to people but congrats on finding so many dick sucking boards, that's quite an achievement. One that even I won't earn.

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>>33383663
He's just a friendly anon helping your quest to suck a dick in front of your girlfriend

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>>33383412
Some people...

>>33383699
I'm sexy, I'm fit. I can't go out without girls and boys coming onto me. I certainly don't need his/her help. Lmao.

>>33383663
Well you sort of baited for the question to begin with... But I'll concede there was one anon who cared enough to ask.

As for listing off all those boards. Hell, even I don't know why I went through that much effort. I feel like I might be missing one though. This site really is a den of degeneracy.

>>33383725
And yet here you are :^)

>>33383528
That's...quite a story.

>>33383725
You forgot /trash/

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>articuno, zapdos and moltres notification until today

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>>33383725
...and yet here I am...
Waiting patiently for Gen3.

>>33383058
>Female
Exchange it for one candy.

>>33383718
Role-Playing is against the rules.

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>>33383810

>>33383780
Oh Niantic. Never change.

>>33383775
Well, he was waxing poetic about sucking human cock, so I left them out. I've never been to /r9k/ maybe that's the one I'm missing.

>>33383802
What even is this meme, anyway?

>>33383850
If it's a masculine Pokemon it should be male, also males should battle most of the time, not females.

I can't wait to take a picture of my girlfriend with this app.

>>33381029
Boy this just takes the cake for shittiest template yet. Where's the real guy who made the original?

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>>33383899
No matter how I try, I just can't seem to leave /pol/.

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>>33383942
Meant for >>33383869

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>mfw this is 9 weeks of hell

Should I uninstall and start from scratch? Or can something be made from any of this?

>>33383942
You don't need /pol/ to tell you women are not suited for combat. Okay, in Pokemon they can battle but it's disgusting because it's a man's task to do it.

>>33383996
>>33383869
>>33383802
Holy fucking shit this is the hardest I've cringed in a long time. You just know this dude's jacking it 6 times a day and ruins every interaction he's ever had with a girl who isn't his mom.

>>33384011
Are you saying that you want women to fight battles and run the risk of getting injured? You sexist motherfucker, you just want them to get hurt dont you?

>>33381235
Thats what eevee evolves into when holding a Whale Bone after walking 500 steps in Emerald, right? What's its name again?

>>33382552
You're gonna need at least one non-Exeggutor 2000+ CP Grass type for the eventual release of Suicune.

>>33384264
That's the Blastoise for gen3 right? My friend just told me it's the weakest of the 3
>tfw co worker at new job actually played till gen5 and knows that shit and I got him back into Go

>>33384279
...Suicune is the legendary dog, bruh, Feralagator is the Blastoise

>>33384279
Also it's gen 2, not 3, get the fuck off this board

>>33384279
fucking wow

>>33384264
Only if it has dark fast attack.
And even then Exeggutor would probably be better than most of other grass types.

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*SSSSSNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF*

Ahhh~

>>33383176
Can't say friend. If you start spoofing post here again and I'll give you sneasel chords. Have fun

>>33384306
Oh I guess he mean suicune is the weakest of the 3 legendaries. Gen3 is a new language to me

>>33383359
Not my fault you're a code monkey anon you made your bed not me. You can bitch all you want though if it makes you feel better. I mean that's why your clients aren't satisfied after all cause all you do is bitch. Code monkey want some tab mountain dew? I know you're you're a very simple man with aren't lol big secret heart.

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>>33384261
Waleon. Steps don't matter just the eevee needs to be level 45 to evolve into it.

It's a much shittier Vaporeon but given niantic its stats will translate to 3500 cp because stamina is weighted so heavily

Fight the power.

Keep this thread alive!

>>33384688
It is.
Raikou is stronger Jolteon, Entei is more durable Flareon while Suicune is shitty Vaporeon.

Reminder that Raikou will be better than Zapdos.

>Suicune charge move is rest, which completely refills it's hp and only makes it sleep the duration of the charge move
>Quickly given to Slaking as well, never given to Snorlax

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>>33384762
>Rhydon used Earthquake
>Its very effective

Zapdos is the better Raikou

>>33384762
Half the reason I haven't powered up my 15/12/13 Zapdos is because Raikou is a better pokemon and a better design.

Thunder shock and wild charge are way better than fucking cuck beam and thunderbolt.

>>33384787
Oh, it's one of those faggots. Look, I can do it too!
>Rhydon used Stone Edge
>It's very effective

Raikou has much better bulk and HP with only a slightly lower attack. It'll end up with many more uses than Zapdos.

This is so depressing. This is the third raid I've gone to where nobody showed up..

I'm running out of time and I'm still missing Articuno and Zapdos. Does anyone live in Deux-Montagnes or Saint-Eustache?

>>33384787
I don't know anyone who still has Earthquake on their Rhydon/Golem.

>>33384837
I still have EQ on all my Rhydons because why bother with stone edge when everything that stone edge hits SE both of rhydon's fast moves hit NVE?

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>>33384837
>not having 2 of each and having 2 different movesets

Wow, kys faggot. learn how 2 play

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>put Pokemon in gym this morning
>comes back just now
>100 more coins

ok then

>>33384688
Suicune is Gen 2

>>33384937
Max is 50/day

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Should I evolve it?. If yes should I spend some dust in him or to the trash it goes?

>>33385017
Evolve for sure.

>>33385017
trash it

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>>33385023
>>33385031
oh shit I went ahead and spent pretty much all of my hard earned candies by walking. Good moveset (bear in mind that I most likely will not be willing to change it through mt)?. Should I invest some candies in him?.

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>>33381852
Second account is in it right now.

>>33385047
Dynamic punch is better than close combat but as long as you don't have heavy slam you should be fine.

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Fucking hell. I can't find anything to waste these on.

GEN 3 FUCKING WHEN

>>33385081
Thanks anon then it is good but not the best therefore not recommended to invest dust isn't it?.

>>33385112
Dust it all you want, it's perfectly good as is, it's just not quite 100% MAXIMUM POWAH.

>>33381956
Are they really together ?

>>33382167
PkmnMasterHolly

>>33383334

Reminder;

> Girls do not view sexual acts as cheating.

This includes, but is not limited to;
> Oral
> Anal
> Foreplay of any kind
> Blowjobs

Normal sex is debateable, however most girls think its perfectly fine if the guy they are cheating on you with uses protection.

> Girls care less about sex than guys do and can get it easier than guys.

>>33385215
Yes they do it just sounds like your woman in your life just doesn't give give a shit and the way you act who could blame her. I am cheating on my current go with a better bitch I used to hate that kind of shit but after seeing women do it all the time I realize they do it cause they want the male to and if they are acting that way you gotta be worse my bitch fat lazy whiney etc I told her one day start satisfying me or I'm fucking other women. She kind of got motivated didn't believe me I started fucking with 2 girls online now 1 comes over to fuck and the other spams nudes and wants to come to fuck. And all 3 are jealous as shit when I ignore them for other chick but it keeps them all eager to please and scared of losing me cause I do shit for them and look good so they put up with my cheating and autism.
Tldr cuck your bitch sleep with other women and keep her around anyway only fuck others when bottom bitch slacks not when she's being good having 3 women is the perfect amount to keep them in a competitive triangle anymore and shit gets complicated.

>>33385371
Nice blog

>>33385180

Looks that way. Nuck flew her out to Europe and is sharing a 2 bedroom AirBnB with her, holly, and Reversal.

>>33385418
You guys love blogs. This is blog general

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>Faggot keeps yelling that a Zapdos just appeared close to our Cuno raid

>>33385582
Oh it gets worse.

He has a Steven avatar on Discord

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>>33385102
Tell me about it

>>33385604
let me borrow some charge tm's bro tfw probably used around 50 already

>>33385604
>tfw can't get anything good froms raids these days

>>33385947
delet

>stuck at work
>keep seeing Facebook and discord light up with raids
>finally home
>no good raids
>eventually Lugia pops up
>no one wants to help

Fuck

>>33385955
time to quit your job

>>33385955
Same for me but:
>Weekdays, everyone out raiding in the middle of the day.
>Weekends, whole discord channel is dead as fuck.
Fucking shitters need to be getting a job rather than playing vidya, I swear.

WALK

>>33386030
IN THE WOODS

>>33386081
FOUND A CHUBBY

savage

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>>33386091

>>33386091

SEASON

Best way to nickname for movesets/IVs?

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Nuck, your girlfriend... WOOF!

>>33386178

Words, symbols, numbers.

>>33386234
jesus fucking christ

>>33386234
Pokemon-Go-is-an-exercise-appfags BTFO

>>33386234

Would you rather fuck boney Cassie with her moon jaw and emo attitude

OR

fuck this fatty pig fatty who has a bubbly personality and an even bubblier body?

>>33382158
Holy shit, muh dick

>>33386248

More like worm fucking pig

>>33386267
Cassie

>>33386274

kek

>>33386267
The fattie. She probably sucks a mean dick.

>>33381956
Who is this semen demon?

>>33386361
Nuck's latest cum dumpster.

>>33386234
Nuck isn't too ugly and he's got money and social status. Why the fuck is he latching onto an obese gook?

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>>33386429

>>33386414
We have a name yet? In b4 Miss piggy. Can't seem to find the vid she's in

>>33386440
Erika.

She hasn't appeared in a Nuck vid yet because he's behind in uploads. She is in Reversal's and Holly's vids.

>>33386440

I think it's Erica or Erin. Something like that.

>gossiping about ecelebs
disgusting

>>33386451
As another chubby chaser, these vids are also relevant to my interests...link/embed?

>>33386497

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--nb-dWRnjk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aUM0jf4QP7I

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>>33386491

Bout to cop that go plus in the morning

g3n wh3n

>>33386573
get a gotcha instead

>>33386576
40 days or some shit like that.

>>33386579

Enjoy your ban.

>>33386589
enjoy your ham

>join local raid group on FB
>it's nothing but plebs and NEETs begging for help at all times of the day

I should've known better.

>>33386608
There's one retard in mine who never attends any raids but constantly asks for help with raids at one particular gym. The gym is in the middle of a park that is under construction right now. The only way to reach it is by canoe or spoof. Dude knows this but still asks.

>>33386579
THIS.

>>33382300
>>33382339
>>33382602

I didn't even know what the fuck you guys were talking about and had to google it. I don't watch pokemon cartoons so I have no idea why a picture of Ash and some girl caused you to spaz the fuck out.

Calm the fuck down.

>>33386234
Fat buu looking bitch lmao

I don't know about you guys, but I love Niantic and would invest heavily if they ever went public.

Who /completeddex/ here?

>>33386700
Only richfags and spoofers.

Mewtwo Monday?

I go away for a week and come back to Nuck banging a landwhale. Oh my lord.

>>33386715

Probably not.

>>33386715
sauce

>>33386700
None.

New Thread

>>33386755

New Thread

>>33386755

New Thread

>>33386755

>>33385371

> Pretending to be getting laid by three women who apparently all want him like some kind of harem

Stop with the bullshit anon, you are fooling nobody

>>33386700
Can't be done unless you get lucky with hatches and evolution item drops. I could theoretically get every 7 day Pokestops streak for the next 6 years and never get the right item I need.

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>>33381956
>ywn have a fat gf who plays pokemon with you

Why live?

>>33388360
That sounds like a good reason to live to me