/vpmd/- /VP/ mystery dungeon

>>33378174
Rules: Periodically I'll ask for input on what you, Ron (and ONLY Ron), should do. When input is required, I will ask for a set of a few numbers. 5 minutes after asking for those numbers, the LAST post ending in one of the requested numbers will have their suggestion taken for Ron's action. Only posts made AFTER the post asking for a # will count. Other characters will move autonomously, acting of their own will, though you can make suggestions for them.
Dubs and trips will now be counted as 'bonus' or 'add-on' actions, actions that Ron will take, so long as they don't conflict or detract away from the main roll. Dubs and trips (or better) can be countered with dubs (or better) of opposite even-odd (ie, 44 can be countered with 11, 33, 55, etc.)
Other rules: -"Get bragging" will now be ignored. (These trips say x, If quads, x will happen)
-"Securing" is no longer allowed. Attempts to secure an action by use of dubs or better will now result in the original action being nullified and moving to the next-most qualified roll.

Keep note that actions can only be performed within the realm of plausibility. You can't pull out items you don't have, you can't use moves you don't know, you can't willingly try to kill yourself etc. etc.

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>>33378178
>You've successfully purchased an unnecessary fire stone from Metang. What would you like to do next?
>3, 6, 8 decides

>>33378202
Eat the fire stone

>>33378202
Eat it in front of growlithe

>>33378202
Run to the back, withdraw 500, run back, and buy the Amulet Coin, the HUEG Bag, the King's Rock, and the Metal Coat
then eat the rock or whatever

>>33378209
re, we must crush his hopes of ever evolving

>>33378212
and by rock I mean fire stone

Just eat the fucking stone
>>33378202

>>33378202
give to growlithe

>>33378216
Emergency re

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>>33378218
>>33378212
>You run over to the bank and grab 500g from your savings, then purchase the HUEG bag, doubling your inventory space, the amulet coin which doubles your earning from adventures, the Kings rock, the metal coat, and to top it all off, you swallow the fire stone to make sure that 20g you spent on it was well and truly wasted.

>1, 5, 9 next

>>33378280
Admire the amazing buttocks of your otter partner

>>33378280
Vomit the fire stone back out now and make growlithe eat it

>>33378287
Rerollin'

>>33378280
Head for the bar. If we act quickly maybe we can still catch Cyndaquil.

>>33378280
Find nibbles and blame him for you losing cyndaquil

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>>33378295
>>33378287
>>33378288
Osha: Hmm... alright, what should we do next. Not sure where Cyndaquil went, so it might be best just to check around everywhere. There's still the smith I guess, dunno if we really need to craft anything.

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>>33378344
Osha: We could always check what the TM shop has for sale, or try the mystery box again. Or we could enroll some teammates in school. Oh! We still have to pay off the upgrade to our base, don't we?

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>>33378349
Osha: And I don't think we've stopped in the bar for a while either... hm, what to do.

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>>33378360
>You get so excited, you vomit the fire stone back up.

>3, 4, 7 next

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>>33378360
>that tramp stamp

>>33378370
Pick it up and book it to the bar.

>>33378370
Feed it to Osha, a part of us will always be inside of him

>>33378370
Eat the stone again and head to the TM shop.

>>33378370
Shove the fire stone up your ass

>>33378376
re

>>33378377
re

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>>33378393
>>33378388
Osha: What? Ew, no, I'm not eating a fire stone you ate and then threw up. They're not even edible anyway. Pretty sure they're like, radioactive or something.

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>>33378460
Osha: C'mon, let's go check out the bar.

>You snatch up the fire stone and follow after

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>>33378467
Osha: Huh, haven't been here in a while. Looks like Ludicolo renovated a little bit

>What would you like to do here? 2, 4, 8

>>33378478
Order a drink

>>33378483
>off by one
fug
rerolling

>>33378467
Did Ron just fart fire at the stone? That can't be very good for whoever uses it next.

>>33378483
re

>>33378483
this

>>33378483
Re but get one for otter too

>>33378509
Re but buy one for everyone in the bar

>>33378525
Re but buy one for everone in the whole town

>>33378532
Re but then give all of them to the otter

>>33378536
>turns out that Osha has infinite alcohol tolerance because he drinks himself stupid in his free time out of misery

>>33378532
There goes all our money.

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>>33378532
>>33378525
>>33378509
>>33378483
>You go up to the bar and order a drink for everyone in the entire town

Ludicolo: You got the money for that, friend?

Osha: Ron, no! We've only got 65g left on us, we can't do that

Ludicolo: S'alright. Mayor Treeco already set up a tab out of his own pocket to give everyone in town a free drink to celebrate his election. What a great guy!

Osha: Oh... (not sure I want this now...)

>1, 3, 8

>>33378591
Go thank treecko for being such a kind mayor by shitting on his lawn

>>33378591
say hi to helioptile and berry

>>33378607
We can do that later, first let's finish what we're doing here.

>>33378591
say hi to the fine-looking dame to our left and hope our fedora-tipping doesn't kill her

>>33378591
Get wasted

>>33378591
Who is that in the upper right corner?

>>33378649
That's Volcanion.

>>33378649
Daddycanion

>>33378591
Try to recruit that gen 6 lizard whose name I forgot and won't bother to look up

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>>33378628
>"Well hello there m'lady, what's a fine-lookin dame like yourself doin in a place like this"

Helio: Eugh, that was awf- Oh! You guys! It's been forever! I thought you had forgotten about me. You do remember me, right? From the mansion?

Osha: Hi Helioptile! Erm, sorry we haven't been around, things have been pretty busy.

Helio: I'll say! I've heard all about your adventures- beating the Daisan tower challenge, conquering the treacherous Mt. Yonder, it's a wonder you guys came back alive.

Osha: Yeah, I wonder that all the time.

Helio: So what's next for you guys?

Osha: Hmm... we're not sure. We got a clue to 'seek the companionship of a seal' or something like that.

>Helio blushes a bit and looks a little put off
Helio: Why Osha! I didn't know you were into that sort of stuff...

Osha: Uh... into what?

Helio: You... you go there often?

Osha: What? Where??

Helio: That shop! I think it's called 'The Seal of Approval.' I don't know where it is, but I'm sure you've been there lots, huh?

Osha: I honestly have no idea what you're talking about! We just got a prediction about Seals from Xatu!

Helio: Oh... maybe forget I mentioned it then...
>Helio blushes even brighter.

>1, 5, 8 next

>>33378710
Let osha talk with Helio, say hi to Daddy Volcanion

>>33378710
Recruit Helio and then take her to the Seel of approval
offer her to keep .000000000000000000000000000000000001% of the otter if she joins us

>>33378722
This is fine. If we leave things to him maybe he could even recruit her.

>>33378710
Tell Helioptile you want to go to 'The Seal of Approval' for science, and ask for directions.

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>>33378738
>>33378733
>You hop over to Volcanion, whispering to Osha to ask if Helio wants to join the team- but on the condition that she can only have a very small percentage of him. Osha glances over at Helio and blushes a bit himself.

>"Hi Volcanion!"

Volcanion: Ah, good you found me. It seemed very crowded outside so I ducked into this building here.

>"You don't have to hide. Nobody's going to give you trouble probably. Our Guildhouse is down the road out the southeast end of town, just follow the road south and go through the park. Magearna should be there waiting for you!"

Volcanion: I sure hope so. I sent her a letter recently, she said she was excited to see me again wanted me to meet some ghost friend of hers.

>"You wouldn't be jealous if she met someone else, would you?"

Volcanion: Hm? Jealous? No, I'm not into her like that! We're just friends who kept each other company when we couldn't be around others. Guess I'll go over and meet up with her then. Bit nervous after all this time...

>Volcanion heads out of the bar

>3, 7, 0 next

>>33378860
Spook the otter while they're talking but gently

>>33378863
this, but use a pool cue to poke him

>>33378860
Find out how many pool balls you can fit in your ass

>>33378860
Huddle on over to where Berry is and see how she's doing.

>>33378878
Op can't draw that many
Lets see how osha is doing with Helios recruitment and then ask Ludicolo about cyndaquil

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>>33378863
Osha: S-so I know we talked about it a while ago and never got back to it, but do you think you'd still be interested in joining our exploration-

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>>33378933
Helio: S-sure...

>Helioptile joins Team Regicide!

>3, 7, 9 next

>>33378937
Ask ludicolo if he has seen Cynda
Then go to the seal of approval

>>33378937
Head out and ask around for another lead for Cyndaquil's whereabouts.

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>>33378949
Osha: Ludicolo, you haven't seen Cyndaquil from Team Happy Eyes around recently, have you?

Ludicolo: Hasn't been through here, sorry.

Osha: Ah, well thanks anyway. Any chance you know where the Seal of Approval is- and no it's not for whatever is so bad about that place.

Ludicolo: Sure, buddy, sure. I dunno where it is, though. Stuff like that's usually on the hush hush, you know?

Osha: No. No, I don't.

???: Wait- the Seal of Approval?

>>33379003
Ron needs to be put in timeout more often

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>>33379003
Osha: Berry? Your voice sure has gotten deeper.

Berry?: Ah, you know my sister then! I'm her older brother, Dingle. I haven't heard from her in a long while, but the last I heard from her she was talking about some Seal place. She seemed a little out of sorts, so I'm more than a bit worried now...

Osha: Hmm...

Dingle: If it helps, she sent me a handful of these strange seeds in the mail too. Maybe it's a clue to finding out what's going on? You guys take one too.

Osha: Thanks then, Dingle. We'll keep an eye out for her.

>2, 6, 8 next

>>33379034
Give the seed to Osha so that it's impossible for us to eat it, then head out.

>>33379034
Shove the seed in your ass for safe keeping

>>33379051
re

>>33379034
Tell the otter that you'd prefer his seed

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>>33379068
Osha: Ron!! I-I mean, I'm not a grass type, I don't have any seeds, haha. ha. We should go.

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>>33379132
Osha: See you at the guild Helio!

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>>33379137
>Where to next? 2, 5, 8

>>33379144
Ask everyone you can about the "Seal of Approval" without shame, starting with Luxray

>>33379144
time to make a visit to our favorite mayor

>>33379167
re

>>33379167
>>33379178
This, but use the ghost armor

>>33379167
>>33379178
This, but get the ghost armor

>>33379183
>>33379187

whoops, got a stroke for a second

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>>33379034
>dingleberry

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>>33379178
>>33379167
>No need for ghost armor, looks like no one's in right now. Treecko must be off on vacation again!

>2, 5, 9

>>33379242
molest the otter within your enemy's very own quarters

>>33379242
Raid and take anything of value. Then, cum on the desk.

>>33379242
Search in his desk's shelves

>>33379242
Shit all over his desk

>>33379242
Ah heck, we don't have any way of detecting any traps, do we. Rerolling for this >>33379259

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>>33379265
>You break down the door and barge into Treecko's office, hopping up on his desk and squatting over it.

Osha: Uhh, Ron, I don't think we should really be here.

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>>33379326
>A Sticky Goo Trap drops from the ceiling, pinning you to the desk.

Osha: Told you...

>>33379337
We asked for the OTTER'S seed

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>>33379337
Magnezone: Freeze! You two are under arrest!

Osha: Ah shit.

TO BE CONTINUED

>>33379361
Looks like it's time for another reset soon. Night OP, and thanks as always.

>>33379337
Just because we are covered in Treecko's sticky goo does not mean we can't still shit on his desk

>>33379361
Thanks for the run, OP!

>>33379380
Rolling for this.

>>33379378
>>33379404
Thanks all for joining!

If there's any suggestions for Helio's nickname, reply them to this post. Poll will go up on discord probably tomorrow

>>33379583
Name Helio Penny

>>33379888
trips confirm it

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>be me
>thinking of characters to write for Mystery Dungeon fic
>spunky female Blaziken who's an expert treasure hunter but lets her "inner child" wander a little too freely
>immediately think of her lines in Kristen Schaal's voice

Does anyone else think of their characters lines in a voice actor's voice?

>>33379583
Okuu

since the thread's still up

http://www.strawpoll.me/13788558

Helio nickname poll