This is Showderp, where a genwunner who picked the best alola starter dubbed champ is given six ashnime love interests to do rotation battles(best battle mode ever) in a stallmon-infested, no fun allowed Pokemon Showdown.
>Smogon is just as unbalanced as in-cart battles
dogars.ml
>2d sprites vs 3d models
showderp.booru.org
>Uses beast balls on non-ultra beast pokemon
!D4gGTraZ4E
Reminder that even if you are sad and want to kill yourself just remember that you are loved, even among the showderp community, and if we make fun of you with rude comments we are never being serious. Stay strong. <3
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-618748366
new team
previous bread
>>33309645
>>33312970
who is we?
>>33312970
/me kills myself
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-618750084
>>33312969
so this champ picked incineroar
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-618752034
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-618753658
>be neoderp and faggot like Reese
>decide to take a walk because mom keeps saying i have to lose weight
>live in bad neighborhood because mom has to support my neet lifestyle and i can't get autismbux anymore
>see pack of nigger thugs walking down the street
>i wish i could remove the whole world of them
>cross the street and walk on the other sidewalk
>decide to head into the 7-11 to grab some mountain dew and butterfingers for the walk back
>take out phone to ask mom if she needs anything because i'm a good boy
>someone grabs the phone out of my hands
>one of the niggers from before
>"AYYYYO HOL UP FO A MINUTE *lip smack* HOLLUP SENPAI HOL UP LEMME BORROW THIS FOR A MINNIT SENPAI AIIIIIIIGHT?"
>keep calm as fuck on the outside i might be chubby and weak, but on the inside im an expert chessmaster, i can resolve any situation
>i didn't want to do this unless i had to
>unleash my geass and stare directly at the nigger with my phone
>"AYYYYY DIS NIGGA HAAAAAAAAA HHHAAAAAAAAAAA DIS NIGGA *lip smack* DIS NIGGA THINK HE HARD AS FUCK GIVIN ME THAT LOOK THO HUH SENPAI"
>other niggers smack their lips in agreement
>main nigger punches me in the gut
>what the fuck is happening, why didn't it work?
>"B-bastard... you won't get away with this you ape..."
>niggers activate full dindu protocols, they all start screeching and beating their chests
>while they're distracted, i have time to cast my ultimate technique
>take a wide stance, start wiggling my fingers to activate my Metronome skill just like BOOM BOOM V2-sama
>i can feel the heat of the earth entering my fingertips, no doubt i'm preparing a fiery Blast Burn
>the niggers stop chimping out and stare
>i am one with fire, i close my eyes and embrace the heat coursing through my hands
>"BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAST BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURN"
>open my eyes
>niggers are still there
>get stabbed
>in hospital for a week
>thinking back on what the problem was
>realize I skipped suggestions and was impeached long time ago
Zoroark with balloon.
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-618755850
>>33313082
Reese is an oldfag
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-618758636
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-618760106
new champ
someone champ pls
me or
10 Inch Dock (Dhelmise) @ Leftovers
Ability: Steelworker
EVs: 248 HP / 4 Atk / 224 Def / 32 SpD
Impish Nature
- Anchor Shot
- Rapid Spin / Toxic
- Phantom Force
- Rest
trevenant
z hypnosis xurkitree named "i have tail glow"
air balloon aggron
Decidueye with Decidium Z
anything with serene grace and ancient power
gourgeist-largest
something 4x weak to fire
Lil doggo (Entei) @ Choice Specs
Ability: Pressure
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Eruption
- Fire Blast
- Shadow Ball
- Hidden Power [Ice]
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-618769082
This is just a daily reminder thay showderp sucks and should move their spam threads to reddit or gamefaqs, feel free to ignore it.
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-618770816
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-618774234
>>33313374
this is just a daily reminder that ur gay lmao
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-618777832
new fresh prince
me or cloud nine drampa weather moves only
Shuckle @ Assault Vest
Ability: Contrary
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Def / 252 SpD
Sassy Nature
- Knock Off
- Wrap
- Infestation
- Sand Tomb
snorlax
rest
curse
sleep talk
last resort
>>33313621
mega scizor
>>33313623
why not sturdy
boom boom v2
>>33313632
youre not going to get 1 shot as shuckle
donnel machop named after your favorite baneposting quote
>>33313621
any crab or crablike pokemon
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-618787784
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-618788952
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-618788952
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-618791859
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-618792630
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-618795167
ag team
bulky ekiller
COCKS
fug
lugia with double team
mega gengar
protect
substitute
destiny bond
perish song
>>33313798
dicks but groudon?
Shiinotic @ Leftovers
Ability: Effect Spore
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Def / 8 SpD
Impish Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Strength Sap
- Substitute
- Leech Seed
- Protect
dicks
>>33313811
aye
>>33313818
Thats terrible
>>33313829
it's better than dicks now, thanks to gen 7's nerfs to sheer cold
>>33313834
flying types
>>33313850
ice types
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7anythinggoes-618800176
>>33313857
>using an ice type
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7anythinggoes-618801766
@33313374
Hi, daily reminder that you don't do this in the Pokegirl threads. Fuck off. :)
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7anythinggoes-618806255
>>33312970
Bit too late for that HUH bucko
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7anythinggoes-618807620
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7anythinggoes-618808761
new champ
cart format only
may i
anything with sand veil, sandstorm and brightpowder
zoroark
>>33314034
no
z hypnosis xurkitree named "TREE NIGGERBUTTS"
would you
this smeargle
http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/gen7anythinggoes-618807620
>>33312970
Fuck off jump in front of a cliff
belly drum espeed linoone
use the most homo pokemon you can think of
Weakness Policy Metagross with NO ZEN HEADBUTT
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-618817171
oops sorry ahhaa
last night i dreamt that mami circular committed some kind of crime and was ousted from showderp forever
>>33314147
my only crime..was that I loved..much too much...
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-618820278
also im gonna put rocks on chomp now
>>33314165
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-618821781
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-618824030
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-618826325
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-618828720
NEW CHAMP
>>33314317
I AM HERE
something with weather that supports your team :)
>>33314344
nice dubs
harvest sub trevanant with berry that raises a stat
>>33314340
more like i am queer lol
mega houndoom
venusaur
victreebel
something with ancient power
>>33314344
>>33314373
>>33314374
That would be sunny day something.
>>33314382
dont tell her what to do
>>33314317
Steve Goldbloom (Throh) (M) @ Iron Ball
Ability: Guts
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 SpD
Adamant Nature
- Circle Throw
- Storm Throw
- Vital Throw
- Fling
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-618837056
>>33314413
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-618840309
>>33314455
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-618842807
>>33314486
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-618845544
>>33314500
new team
Alolan Sandslash
hoge
giratina w/ griseous orb named 'Mega Weedle'
Exeggutor @ Starf Berry
Ability: Harvest
EVs: 244 HP / 252 Def / 12 SpA
Bold Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Synthesis
- Substitute
- Ancient Power
- Hidden Power [Fire]
>>33314564
A at more lull
electabuzz
zapdos
POOPYBRO
specs weedle except its a kakuna
>>33314580
don't post ever again
>>33314564
uh oh actually new champ someone's visiting my house
>>33314598
h-haha
>>33314598
rip
>>33314598
just force your guest to champ it'll be funny
>>33314564
Steve Goldbloom (Throh) (M) @ Iron Ball
Ability: Guts
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 SpD
Adamant Nature
- Circle Throw
- Storm Throw
- Vital Throw
- Fling
>>33314613
new champ use this
me or
>>33314598
Poopybro
BLOOD ERNIE V2 but if you have no hazards on your team use storm throw instead of circle throw
>>33314622
Steve Goldbloom (Throh) (M) @ Iron Ball
Ability: Guts
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 SpD
Adamant Nature
- Circle Throw
- Storm Throw
- Vital Throw
- Fling
DOGARS KOFFING
rotom fan
turtonator
>>33314630
throh is already suggested
>>33314632
giratina is in ubers
noodle
zweilous
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-618856547
new champ
>>33314827
1 battle lol
me
a crobat with haze
Funclops
Fuck thorns (Crobat) @ Firium Z
Ability: Infiltrator
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Sludge Bomb
- Air Slash
- Heat Wave
- Defog
>>33314834
Incineroar
>>33314835
>>33314837
Rhyperior here, merge those two, replace Defog with Haze
Specs Primarina
rhyperior
Magearna
>tfw you're computer crashes and you get cucked from suggesting Decidueye along with the other gen 7 starters
feels bad
>>33314874
nu male
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-618869768
>>33314833
because I've work to do I'm not a disgusting NEET like you
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-618876077
>>33314897
epic
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-618880760
I love how you tried to troll me, and you failed noob, and you got trolled instead xD get rekt loser
btw thanks rectangularbrain for linking me this website
>>33315074
np problem dude
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-618882678
>>33315074
Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. FUCK YOU. You know nothing about Pokémon. You're a fucking amateur to me. You know bat dIcK AsS SHIT FUCK about Pokémon. You are fucking nothing to me. You are a level one Pidgey sitting in the first wild grass just sitting on his ass sucking DICK, doing nothing with his life. I have traveled across the land searchingfarandwidetoshowthePokémonthat'sthepowerthat'sinside. And I'm fuckING DONE. I'M DONE.
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-618884965
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-618886897
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-618890007
new champ
me or
WE (Watchog) @ Normalium Z
Ability: Analytic
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Gunk Shot
- Swords Dance
- Hypnosis
- Return
life orb azelf with at least 3 attacks
fuck baras
Boom boom v2.5
samurott
>>33315242
selfdestruct choice band snorlax
large hoge
>>33315267
post the this aint on dogars
>>33315282
its mamoswine you nigerian prince
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-618897189
>>33315282
large hoge (Mamoswine) (M) @ Focus Sash
Ability: Snow Cloak
Level: 1
Adamant Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Hail
- Endeavor
- Protect
- Toxic
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-618901583
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-618904164
BATTLE FOR THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-618907269
crit mattered
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-618909596
NEW INTHERAINORINTHESNOW
Tangrowth
me
>>33315636
...Tangrowth.
a flowre
specs electrode
citizen kicks
>>33315636
A big guy
>>33315636
Rhyperior
>>33315653
>>33315661
these are the same so use specs weedle
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-618918622
>>33315703
rhyperior is small
got a little lucky in that last game
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-618919611
sun and sand
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-618920398
diaper saved us
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-618922533
kicks 6-0'd so it's time for a new champ!
Me!
>>33316028
Aromatisse
>>33316028
Boostan Roostan
rhydon
Agility Kingler
>>33316028
muh hazards
spritzee or slurpuff
Not dead; merely deceased!
>>33316047
Using v1.35, since Smogon skilled v1 ;_;7
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-618938971
>>33316125
>Using v1.35, since Smogon skilled v1 ;_;7
True reason for the ban right here
>>33316145
>first funbro
>then boostan roostan
Who's next? Boom boom? Snips?
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-618940458
>>33316145
Wait what the fuck, why did it get banned
>>33316160
Smogon has it out for showderp, I tells ya
>>33316167
Batonp ass
>>33316167
Baton Pass was banned from all tiers as of gen7.
>>33316160
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-618942956
>>33316210
Pezcal: this spam and setup
Pezcal: its pitiful
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-618946609
>>33316263
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-618949955
And, with that, my job has been fulfilled!
Thanks for the keks as always, Showderp!
NEW CHAMP
me
specs magmortar
a Pokemon Mystery Dungeon spoiler
>>33316433
choice band trevenant
Anything with aromatherapy
anything holding metronome
>>33316444
dude nice, checked
HAIRY MAMA (Hariyama) (F) @ Flame Orb
Ability: Guts
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 Atk / 66 Def / 66 SpD / 124 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Close Combat
- Fake Out
- Knock Off /anything
- Facade/anything
Guts Flame Orb Hariyama
>>33316451
>>33316452
>>33316451
>>33316452
N-NANI??
>>33316405
https://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/gen7ou-618949955
tbf that's worth saving
>quiver dance lo acrobatics volcarona
>hp fire lando-t
>boostan roostan carrying the team
>>33316451
>>33316452
holy shit
>>33316433
the hero we need
>>33316437
>>33316438
>>33316444
>>33316448
>>33316449
>>33316451 >>33316452
his superpowers
>>33316489
idk either
best I can think of is a Grovyle named "Grovyle Survives"
>>33316493
>"[Player]! [Partner]! Can you hear me?"
>"I am alive!!"
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-618960439
Les go
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-618962381
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-618965244
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-618967844
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-618971448
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-618972407
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-618974668
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-618976772
Stretcher just booted me for being on a different alt to usual, mind letting me back in someone?
>>33316934
sent ;)
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-618980408
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-618981809
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-618985147
Daily reminder to remove (((Mods)))
new chimp
may i? or ribombee?
a qt vikavolt
conkeldurr
simple numel
av limber ditto
hariyama named hairiyama
hoge, the crucible
gloom
George
cherrim
>>33317066
skip this so i can get my suggestion in
>>33317059
Lieutenant Aldo Raine
>>33317060
>>33317063
>>33317064
>>33317066
>>33317068
>>33317069
His task force of six Jewish-American soldiers.
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-618991706
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-618994332
The opposing Kyubey's Alakazite is reacting to the Key Stone!
The opposing Kyubey has Mega Evolved into Mega Alakazam!
[Opposing Kyubey's Trace!]
The opposing Kyubey traced ave maria's Snow Cloak!
The opposing Kyubey used Psychic!
ave maria avoided the attack!
ave maria used Endeavor!
The opposing Kyubey avoided the attack!
The hail is crashing down.
E P I N
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-618995795
>>33317264
what even is that
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-618997603
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-618998308
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-618999689
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-619001614
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-619002172
new champion!
me or []
Come with me (Skarmory) @ Leftovers
Ability: Sturdy
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 4 Atk / 252 Def / 252 SpD
Impish Nature
- Sky Drop
- Toxic
- Attract
- Roost
if hoge in team, anything with snow warning
otherwise hoge
me
slow mega
special mega beedrill
or bateman
Evolve AV limber ditto into limber AV Hitmonlee
C I T I Z E N K I C K S
>>33317360
wtf you're not mami
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-619005750
>>33317429
UMA DELICIA
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-619010529
H O G E V I C T O R Y
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-619013220
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-619015675
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-619019044
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-619019894
>>33317533
>>33317634
what did you post
>cant refresh without forfeiting
lol
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-619021828
>>33317654
Tasteless ecchi
>>33317707
tasteful*
>>33317707
what qualifies as tasteful ecchi?
>>33317747
I don't know
Probably not generic animu grills with cowtits
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-619026571
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-619029395
>>33317429
why would you make a carton statue celebrating a tumors?
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-619031476
am i winnig
>>33317948
I'm gonna beat your ass, boy.
>>33317948
you made me sad champ
alright im gonna go home from mcdonalds at 3 am i hope no niger kills me
v cuck
>>33317969
>rect is a bong
really tinkles the dinkle
--mirror--
>>33317969
*teleports behind you*
AYOO SENPAI U FINNA EAT SUM BURGERZ SENPAI AYOO ME TOO BUT ME NO MONI GIMME SOME FO YA NIGGA AND ILL BE ON MA WAY BOSS
me or weedle
Mattressa Maneuver
Lil doggo (Entei) @ Choice Specs
Ability: Pressure
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Eruption
- Fire Blast
- Shadow Ball
- Hidden Power [Ice]
Clefable (M) @ Sitrus Berry / Normal Gem
Ability: Magic Guard
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 SpD
Adamant Nature
- Belly Drum
- Covet
- Meteor Mash
- Ice Punch/whatever
specs lele
galvantula
anything gay
scrafty named kil rect
>>33317989
alice
>>33317990
>>33317991
>>33317995
>>33317996
>>33317999
>>33318000
memes
>>33317999
>>33318000
checked
btw, when is >>33318000 going to come out to other consoles
waiting for champ
>>33318061
beep beep
rused :^)
new champ :3c
ME
vikavolt
my cats dog (Silvally-Electric) @ Electric Memory
Ability: RKS System
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Modest Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Thunder Wave
- Thunderbolt
- Ice Beam
- Flamethrower
Lil doggo (Entei) @ Choice Specs
Ability: Pressure
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Eruption
- Fire Blast
- Shadow Ball
- Hidden Power [Ice]
.
Any mon that was OU at one point
You can't use any psychic types
Clefable (M) @ Sitrus Berry / Normal Gem
Ability: Magic Guard
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 SpD
Adamant Nature
- Belly Drum
- Covet
- Meteor Mash
- Ice Punch/whatever
donnel Jangmo-o
Meido Waifu (Latias) @ Latiasite
Ability: Levitate
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 248 HP / 68 Def / 192 Spe
Timid Nature
- Hidden Power [Fire]
- Stored Power
- Calm Mind
- Recover
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-619046728
>>33318083
whoops will fix the reuniclus
alright new champ again
me or sticky barb unown
>>33318160
be patient sir
>>33318161
free pick if you just fucking play
volcarona holding metronome
Clefable (M) @ Sitrus Berry / Normal Gem
Ability: Magic Guard
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 SpD
Adamant Nature
- Belly Drum
- Covet
- Meteor Mash
- Ice Punch/whatever
lol rused again
>nearly a minute since last suggestion
>rused xD
Really?
>>33318191
rused
Wow. You guys are this desperate to watch someone play a shitty cock fighting simulator for your entertainment? You guys are pathetic. I will never post or participate in this shithole, because it's no different than fighting with a pack of retards cheering me. Fuck you all, and new champ.
By the way, read the picture I posted. It may get you virgins a chance of having a bit of social skills or even getting landing a girlfriend outside of posting 9gag worthy posts while someone is playing fucking Pokémon.
New Champ
is this the end of s**w**rp
>>33318282
>I will never post
but you just posted, idiot
me or another ruse
Clefable (M) @ Sitrus Berry / Normal Gem
Ability: Magic Guard
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 SpD
Adamant Nature
- Belly Drum
- Covet
- Meteor Mash
- Ice Punch/whatever
any doggo
lycanrock-night
Lil doggo (Entei) @ Choice Specs
Ability: Pressure
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Eruption
- Fire Blast
- Shadow Ball
- Hidden Power [Ice]
..
new bread
>>33318353
juicy condom (Swalot) (M) @ Black Sludge
Ability: Liquid Ooze
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Atk / 212 Def / 40 SpD
Impish Nature
- Fire Punch / Ice Punch
- Curse
- Amnesia
- Rest
>>33318344
have another doggo
Raikou
>>33318358
Oh hey
A verlis tier aet
My favorite
Absolute Madman (Stoutland) @ Choice Scarf
Ability: Scrappy
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Last Resort
>>33318773
you stupid fucking idiot last resort needs another move to be used
fucking neoshitter retard