Welcome to Anon Plays, where I play through the autism that is a game called Pokemon Academy Life, a dating simulator for characters in pokemon that has been nominated for GOTY fifty times already. The object of the game is to see how long I last before I reach for my gun with a bullet covered in barbecue sauce for one last trip to flavortown.
Rules:
Occasionally, the game will actually ask us to make an important decision rather than being left click simulator 2017. When this happens, I will ask you for what to do next and ask for a specific number or multiple. The post that has the number gets chosen. Repeats always get chosen unless I say otherwise.
Previous thread:
>https://archive.nyafuu.org/vp/thread/33195509/#33196032
We chose our electives for the classes that we'll be taking this year! Oh joy!
>>33240223
Here's our emo moment as we sleep
>>33240255
This title sequence was so fucking painful to watch, even partially...
>>33240272
We interrupt this game to bring you: Pimp muh Crib: Dorm Edition!
>>33240284
Welp, looks like we're going to the cafeteria first.
Also, look at these fucking uniforms, holy shit, they look like they're made out of spandex or something. How do you get your uniform to PERFECTLY fit your body to the point where it's skintight? Who tf is your tailor? HOW DO YOU TAKE THAT SHIT OFF?
>>33240310
Jesus christ, it's like they can't decide whether or not they want to be weebs or just strippers with these fucking uniforms.
>>33240331
Look, I don't care how much a kid is recommended: how the fuck is he able to pay off the tuition for this fancy ass school? It sure as hell 'aint comin' outta Oak's pocket, and I'm pretty sure a school as prestigious as this one is supposed to be wouldn't be giving out scholarships to just anyone, ESPECIALLY not some lackluster kid who doesn't even know what a fucking GPA is.
>>33240365
Well, fuck. There's just no escaping him. Absolutely none. No matter how hard I try, he's always there, staring me down with those bootleg Beats headphones and a physique to rival that of the fat bastard. I'm surprised he hasn't tried to eat Trevor yet!
>>33240388
This is gonna trigger someone out there, I just know it.
>>33240388
Fucking Tierno is in the game? WHY?! WHAT THEY WERE THINKING?
>>33240405
OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOI mean, I guess Poison and Fairy are pretty accurate for /vp/
>>33240426Darth Sidious:Knew it
>>33240388
>tierno
>coconut head
disgusting
>>33240446
That's just the polite way of saying we have autism
>>33240461
Jesus fuck, we get it: we have autism
>>33240471
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>>33240521
Oh wow! I guess the professors finally got bored of giving away rare pokemon and sending 10 year olds to complete the pokedex for them and actually got jobs!
>>33240471
>>33240521
You know, I think that talking, orange penis is calling us gay.
>>33240560
So, Gar- sorry, Ron's DICKS came over to insult us some more because we're in the same class as him, and then suddenly, Lea- sorry, UNKNOWN GIRL pops out of nowhere.
>>33240596
So, she leans in to get our name and we get hers, and our character does another fetishbait line! Fantastic! I can almost taste that BBQ bullet!
>>33240596
wow gary looks gay. SM really did a number on him
>>33240621
Alright, so we're in our new homeroom, and I gotta say, they sure nailed the design of this place. 11/10 totally makes up for the rest of the game. I like their huge portraits on the walls especially.
>>33240679
Leaf, your fanfiction needs a bit more work to rival the Roserade and Primarina ones, but it's a good start.
>>33240696
I may be a couple minutes, I just found a meme
>>33240679
>That table
THAT FUCKING TABLE.
How the hell do they get the portraits' perspective right but not the fucking table?
And the chair, fuck those too.
Sorry for the delay. Back on track now.
>>33240696
Oh, good, husbandoak is here to jerk Birch off.
>>33240745
More like Unbelievably low quality
>>33240758
Oh fantastic! With any luck, we should be able to fail out quickly and go back to being a NEET, hit rock bottom, and then get a job at the local Subway for the next 20 years!
>>33240745
God damnit. I just found what im doing for the rest of the day.
>>33240786
Oak gave a speech about how only 30% of us will graduate, and then Gary got up to splerge on about how he was gonna be the very best that no one ever was. Then Oak fucked his shit up simply by playing the Alzheimer's card.
>>33240817
Well, she may have been late, but at least now she's here and in our homeroom. Let's hear it for the Best Girl!
I mean, the game is still shit, but if I'm gonna be playing it, may as well have goals.
>>33240817
>>33240844
Holy fuck, Flannery is in the class and just memed harder than the titanic doing 9/11. Saved the face
>>33240844
>>33240870
There we go. Back to business.
>>33240891
I believe there was a move in the mainstream games that dealt more damage depending on if you were afflicted with a status condition. What was that move again?
>>33240844
>Whitney is OP's best girl
Well, you're respectable, at least.
>>33240936
Facade?
>>33240936
Alright, it's finally time to make a decision and stop playing Left-click simulator for once.
We're trying to decide whether or not to fuck up any potential friendship with Flannery. What do we say?
Let's start off the decision making process with a 1 or repeats. Do I hear a 1?
>>33240959Yeah. Whitney is best girl, but muh autistic splerging is afacade :^)
>>33240959
Hex u idot
>>33240974
want some coffee?
>>33240974
Coffee. Hot coffee.
>>33240974
Say nothing
>>33240974
Give her the C
>>33240974
1 for coffee
>>33240974
Be a sperg and say nothing at every chance.
>>33240979
The autism returns.
coffee
>>33241030
second for sperging
>>33241043
Someone please get a get
>>33240974
>>33241030
Say nothing. It's the most IC for Red
>>33241110
Didn't you say 1 or dubs?
>>33241022
>>33241110
Coffee already got dubs.
>>33241133
>>33241136
>>33241022
Oh, alright. Sorry.
Much like our perception in game, my perception must have missed a point.
>>33241155
Someone get that part from Threw it on the Ground where the hot dog man gives him a free hot dog.
>>33241171
Oh shit, she's mad. I wonder what deus ex machina will save us this time?
>>33241189
Best girl comes to the rescue. Fantastic!If I die for about 20 minutes, it's cause I have work to do.
>>33241201
>Flan
lul
>>33241201
>>33241247
>Flan
>>33241201
>f l a n
It's settled, she's a custard now
>>33241201
>Flan
>implying she is secretly sweet and loving under that sour exterior
I-is this game trying to be... intelligent?
Who the fuck made this game and why
>>33241428
for shits n giggles
and memes
>>33241427
You know damn well it's not.
Thread reviving in 20 or less.
>>33241201
>flan
>>33241201
Thread revived
So, we're just getting out of homeroom now and we have to go to our electives now
>>33241201
Buy Flantasy Flan!
>>33241616
my childhood
>>33241608
So, we're in poison first and someonewho I for once don't really know for sure.just caught a pencil we dropped. Nobody else we "know" is in the class, though.
Gardenia?
>>33241634
Alright, cool. I got her name right.
>>33241648
Oh, fantastic! Guess who our teacher is!
>>33241659
Holy shit, he just threw a kunai at a student! Can he throw one at me and hopefully blind me?!
>>33241634
>>33241648
>Gardenia
>Not making her a dank meme'n 420yoloswag'n drug mistress
SHIGGY DIGGY
>>33241677
Oh hey, it's Hilda!
Btw the question waswhat's the best way to get your date to sleep with you on the 1st date
>>33241677
>intercity
I think you mean "inner city," MC-kun
>>33241706
Oh shit, we're in gym now. Time to get /fit/ as fuck. Let's go! Fuck yea!
>>33241721
Well well well, look who we have here! It's the "I used to be a daddy fantasy but then a decade passed" himself, Alder! And he's a teacher! I can already tell how much fun THIS class is going to be!
>>33241751
Oh no.. oh NO... OH NO!!!
What have they done to you?! How could they have fucked you up this badly?! WHY MUST YOU DO THIS?! SHE WAS LITERALLY ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE TO FUCK UP!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>33241791
...ugh....run.now
>>33241791
I'm gonna try to ignore that and just continue on.
We're in the cafeteria and Leaf won't stop bitching about how little room she has.What did we mean by this particular part of speech?We also have Shauna for all you Lolishitters out there.
>>33241825
So, somehow, our conversation went on to talk about our DEEPEST. DARKEST. FEARS. What are they?
4 decides
>>33241861
Can't lose all your friends if you don't have any
>>33241861
>Failing to achieve my dreams
>>33241791
Welp, fuck this game. Let it burn. Now I'm glad that anon steered us away from Cheren.
>>33241861
growing old
>>33241861
Let's go with spinaraks, bitches love joke answers right?
>>33241917
rerollan
>>33241861
Losing my friends, maybe we get a free blowjob
>>33241917
last try
>>33241861
4 for pretending you have no fears
>>33241974
A winner is you! And guess what? That got us +1 with May and Leaf! (Whatever that means)
We said some sappy line and everyone ate it up.
>>33241989
Of course, now Brendan and Tierno think we're gay. Idgaf about Tierno, but we wanna fuck Brendan.
>>33241861
Friends.
Bitches love friendship speeches.
>>33241989
Oh shit, we got clubs coming up. Battle club is a thing, btw. There's gonna be battling in this.
>>33241989
well, voted a little late, but still, called it.
Also, fuck animay, but if shes anything like sapphire then she is objectively best girl
>>33242025
Tierno over here inviting Leaf to join the dance club. Got shot down quick
>>33242048
Alright, so this is a pretty big decision right now. We can choose:
1. the coordinator club, which has Brendan and May in it (and, if the creators of this game have even an iota of taste, Dawn)
2. The cheer team, which you guys are probably going to choose for shits and giggles because me playing this game isn't enough suffering,
3. The photography club, with that kid you bullied in middle school, Trevor
4. The dance club with NEET
5. The OUtdoors club, with Leafand Bianca (maybe)
6. The battle team.
This is a pretty important decision, so let's make multiples of 16 (the best number) decide and ONLY multiples of 16
(16, 32, 48, 64, 80, 96)
>>33242200
16 x 0 = 00
1 once again
>>33242231
I even put the numbers you needed.
>>33242123
32battoru team
>>33242264
fug
>>33242264
Welp. A winner is you.Tbh at least it's not the cheer squad
>>33242280
Huh. This seems pretty important. Almost as if it's telling us we can't join yet.
>>33242280
I just presumed Hilda/Rosa gotta be there so....hopefully
>>33242289
shut up trevor
>>33242289
So, Trevor's basically the deus ex for info now.
>>33242295
>how to spot a bad game 101
Then again it is a slideshow simulator.
>>33242295
Well, we just got back from lunch and it's now time for our fairy type elective, and, y'know... I gotta say, I really am starting to not mind the fact that you guys chose fairy as the other type. In fact, I think I'm really gonna like this class!
>>33242320
MC just said we're the only guy in the room. HAH! And they say Fairy type is the gay type!
>>33242339
>implying we aren't trying to get into brendans pants
>>33242320
Well, I can't shake the feeling that something important's about to happen...
>>33242349
You know damn well who I'm trying to fug
>>33242367
Get those gets ready
Cause we need to train these mons to graduate
>>33242374
Are you fucking serious?
We didn't even get to choose.
The game just forced us to take a charmander.
This fucking game.
>>33242393
Sad.
>>33242393
Its trying to tell you to go the Red route. This is the best (and gayest) timeline for sure.
>>33242393
So, Leaf got a (you already know), Gary got a (you already know), May got a Torchic, Best girl got a Clefa, and Memmery got a Numel.
Now we're trying to figure out where to go. Which should we choose?
6 decides.
>>33242416
>I'm good
Activities
>>33242416
>Flannery
>Numel
WHYYYYYYYY?
TORKOAL IS BEST GIRL THO!!!!
>>33242416
>>33242438
Srsly, wat do?
Btw this is probably last roll b4 break
>>33242416
I
am
good
>>33242416
frst choice 6 desu
>>33242416
Ask about buildings
rollin for activities
>>33242526
Activities it is.
>>33242535
>tfw can't skip this
Welp. See you guys later. Be back in about a couple hours after either this post or a couple of posts.
>>33242535
such a bullshit copout answer. Leaf can fuck herself.
>>33242550
Look, we're here again, so I'm just gonna press I'm good.
>>33242560
Forgot pic, but anyway, hour or two intermission.
While I'm gone, here's something:
I've been thinking about making a discordbecause I'm tired of using the /vpmd/ discord to announce threads, but I don't feel like I'm at that level of thread prestige yet. Should I get a discord or no?I have some... plans beyond PAL
When are you gonna fuck someone? You can fuck people in this game, right? What else would be the point to create something like that.
>>33242601
>>tfw can't skip this
no discord
and 1st choice
>>33242601
No Discord. Make people actually LOOK to see if this is up, don't spoonfeed, you...
you...Double nigger
no die
>>33245084
Let this thread be archived. OP usually make a new one for the next session.
>>33245315
Eh, alright. I only bumped it 'cause I thought he'd be back soon.