/pgg/ - Pokémon GO General

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>tfw all the raid pokegfs are all either taken or fat/ugly
What do guys

NUCK IN THE WOODS

>>33170337
keep looking and hoping for qts

Is this some kind of sick joke to you, hank?

>>33170337

Get a fat one and mold her into a qt. You can do it anon.

>tfw looked at gymhuntr for an hour and all I find are Articuno
Fuck off Articuno I have two of you already

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>Free from pogo
>watch durarara after 7years
>reminds me pogo exists
A maggot infest corpse of a game isn't a live game you know.

>>33170380
The maggots swarming over it are my only friends

>getting 3 random King's Stones in 3 consecutive days at the very same Pokestop at my home

Lord Hanketh moves in mysterious ways

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>>33168338
>he doesn't have his own local tracker
lmaoing @ ur life

>>33170365
in the process of doing this, it is a truly monumental task

So anyone got coords for a Moltres or no?

>>33170415
>King's Stones

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>tfw when still no moltres
>tfw when raid curfew in less than 30 minutes

>>33170380

Real talk though. Are Mystic the Dollars?

Or is it:

Yellow scarves = instinct
Blue squares = mystic
Valor = Saika or dollars?

>>33170423
tell me how to do it bra, please?

>>33170337
>tfw when meet 2 qts during an Articuno raid
>none of us catch it
>Lugia raid pops up afterwards nearby
>walk with them there
>talk about playing in public and how weird it is to see if people are in the raid areas for Pokemon or just people chilling on their phones
>share someone else's powerbank with one of them
>do Lugia raid but didn't catch it
>the other qt catches Lugia
>hands me her phone to show me
>appraises it in my hand and it's 100%
>later say "thanks for the raid" and leave
>both say "nice meeting you" as I leave
>regret not asking their names or anything on my way home

Just got a sub 2000 cp sub 50% IV vape with aquatail. Do I ditch it? It's only my second one.

>Fail to catch an articuno, revives, candy no tms
>Fail to catch lugia despite berry+great+ curveball
>Moltres wont spawn on the east coast until tomorrow

>>33170450
gostoso autismo
uma delicia

>>33170465
You had the change to transfer it and you didnt...

You have failed us anon.

>>33170502

I don't speak your shitty language.

Sorry that you were born in a third world country.

>>33170507
chance*

Ffs, ftfy

>>33170486
Meh. I'd use it as raid fodder if you don't have many water types or not have enough revives or potions

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>>33170502
Embarasso só. Aprende a ta calado.

>>33170439
Due to raid spawns, the last ones that spawn do so roughly 1hr-1hr 30m before the raid curfew

>>33170450
2nd one

Mystic has rules,dollars does not.

Valor being saki would imply valor is a sleeper cell within both teams.

Instinct being yellow scarves at least in my area is accurate as mystic is 2nd in number to challenge them

Dollars are the players who didn't pick teams

>>33170526

sven?

>>33170526
>>33170502
Google translate is cheating.

Para a próxima tenta com mais vontade, paneleiro.

>>33170511
Meh

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>>33170535
Poxa manô, não é prexiso ficá todo folgadinho não.

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>burp
>stomach acid
Is moltres out yet ?

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Saw a guy capture a 100%, 2056cp, Lugia today (while I missed a 93%, 2044cp).

Some fucking luck brah

can someone help me with creating a go tracker?

I will make it public if it works.

>>33170621
Do u live in bermuda triangle?

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>tutu down
>raids ending in 30 minutes anyway
>nothing nearby to walk to
>no sign of moltres here

>live on East Coast
>won't get Moltres on the day Hanke said it would be released thanks to West Coast favoritism

>>33170451
Not the anon you're replying to, but I'm working on a comprehensive guide for building your own scanner. Will probably finish before zapdos arrives

Hey /pgg/ been on my hunt for a good lugia for a week now. have 2 82% 12/15/10. After some long searches I've done a Ttar, my last articuno and 2 lugia raids today. I caught 2 of those 4. wanna guess which 2 got away?
FUCKING LUGIA REEEEEE

>>33170621
Seriously now. Reading this post. Has anyone been tempted to just snatch another players device? I have seen parents wishing to do it to their ..... their ..... sprogs ........ that look ...

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>articuno was released
>wasn't live for many people in the west coast
>east coast fags are the worse desu

Also check em

>>33170701
That model is just so bad. Moltres was bad pokemon design.

>>33170701
East coast will at least survive the Nortj Korean nukes tho

>>33170701
tfw 0/1 here we go again

>>33170701
>Flaming Chicken

I've had this Articuno raid glitch hard for 20min.
Used my pass, got to the bonus stage, glitched on last ball.
Redo the raid, glitch.
Now it's just glitching at the "GO" screen.
And now I wasted my pass. Pretty fucking bullshit.

Should I even bother trying to contact them? I can't even find an email.

>>33170509
>portuguese
>third world

I want to take a hammer and beat the anger out of every one of you Godless baby killing meatheads.

>>33170731
The meme is Brazilian you retard.

>>33170705
It is ugly desu. Atricuno was majestic. I mean, just look at Candela.

>>33170731
yeah Portugal is like 4th world

>>33170742
sub humans

>>33170730
Good luck. Tey won't refund you shit because the problem was on your end.

Believe me, I tried.

>>33170730
You need a better device ^_^

Stop making fun of Moltres

It's a good Pokemon design

>>33170742
>thinks I'm talking about shitty Portugal
>not glorious Brazil
Lol faggot

>>33170749
The design is good. The model isn't

>>33170749
>pokemon
>design
>good
choose your own adventure

>>33170749
It looks like a bird version of rapidash. Not legendary at all.

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Itt

>no Moltres spawns
What the fuck?

>>33170747
Who'd you talk to? Worth a try.

>>33170748
Phones a month old. It wasn't the phone.

>>33170741
Chest beard.

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another week of no one showing up to raids

>>33170696
Oh dear... the Pokemon which is around for three weeks got away from you while you managed to get a useful T-Tar and a Pokemon that is now not available... life must be so hard for you

>>33170805
who needs a 72% ttar when I have 6+ 90% or higher
so yeah, I'd rather have the limited pokemon rather than stuff i can get any time.
Please just inform everyone now that you were only pretending to be retarded.

remind me what the good IOS IV app is

>>33170805
Articuno isn't good so who cares if its available or not?

>>33170805
>>33170831
oh yeah im also 11/15 on articuno. dont need that trash either. only did it to speed up the normie horde to rush Lugia.

>>33170836
Poke genie

Why can't I karenfag in this game?

>>33170840
>board rule catch them all

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Obligatory YELLOW DEVIL post

Yellow devil should be our mascot.

>first moltres to spawn in my area spawns in a park near me
>group chat is blowing up over it
>show up, 50 people are infesting the corner of this tiny ass park
>walk up and join the first group that says they are starting
>beat it easy
>team instinct so only get 7 balls to try and catch it
>waste first 3 balls missing/it attacking at the last second
>first ball i land crits it and i catch it

its so nice knowing i wont have to try multiple times like i had to for articuno

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>>33169653
>Post final Articuno counts
The 1655cp is a 14/15/13 93%

I used the nanap first berry trick today and was 4/4 for legendaries today

>>33170893
fuck you

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>go to local park and be a walkfag today
>haven\'t got an articuno, saving a raid pass from yesterday and another from today
>one finally spawns
>get set up and chill near it
>no one comes in an hour
>another spawns about 300 yards away
>cool.jpg
>45 minutes later
>still nobody
>a wheezing raid spawns
>say fuck it, walk across the park
>fail the raid because im an idiot who tried to solo it
>get back, group of 10-12 people standing under a tree muttering away
>find out its a raid party
>fuckyeah
>we destroy the articuno, I get 10 balls
>it fucking knocks half of them away, never get it
>sad.jpg
>forgot the other one
>no raid passes
>they got it too
there goes my favorite legendary bird until christmas

>>33170893
>6/16
lol
I have 4, 2 in each account. Couldn't give a shit, I'm hoarding Lugia not the other birds.

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>Moltres live
>Raw is on
fuck

>watch as firebird slowly takes over the raid map for my area
>the last articuno will be gone in less than 2 hours

absolutely tragic

>>33170891
Use the nanap first berry trick. Then use golden razzs

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>>33170931
>watching wwe in the year of our lord 2017
I'll go ahead and spoil it for you so you can go raid
it's going to suck

>>33170831
>>33170843

You have presumably a month to get Lugia - why come to 4chan crying about it?

>>33170840
If Legendaries do not return, which may well be the case given Niantic are idiots, then the value of a Legendary increases both in-game and out -game.

If they can be traded the whiny anon can just trade for a Lugia.

If they cannot be traded then anon can just sell the account at some stage down the line and people will pay for an account with many legendaries.

>>33170674
With which scanner?
I'm currently struggling with Monocle - it's showing some really weird spawns.

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>>33170903
>tfw only 8 charged TMs
Girlfriend's done 95% the raids i have and has used a few charged TMs

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Ridiculous luck

>>33170931
I never watched Wrestling but the last 2 weeks. Shit's funny af. Love the irish dan guy

>>33170893

Articuno;
> 21 seen
> 9 caught
> 95.6 highest
> 73.3 lowest

>>33170870
Hell yeah I don't even care if this is self-shilling I want it.

TutuApp is down :(((. I'm going to have to socialize. fuck.

>>33170985
how much cash have you sinked into this game?
what level are you?

what the fuck basedsmugleaf

Why waste your talent on your shit???

NSFW or humanity
>>>/trash/10762522

>>33170979
Damn someone pissed in your cheerios. Someone posts that they got dicked by RNG (we've all been there" and you assume they're whining.
You need to go learn some definitions and stop using terms for words you do not understand.

>>33171004
I wish it was self-shilling, the cute french instinct girl left us after we discovered her hidden personaility.

>>33170705
Some things just weren't meant to transition to 3D. Moltres is one of them.

You can't blame Niantic for this, either. These models are extracted straight from the main games. This is all on GameFreak.

>>33170861
>not having a >70% minimum capture rate for legends.
What are you bad?

>>33171011
Good question. Probably close to $500 between my gf and mine account (ofc she makes me sign into her account and buy the coins) we're both level 39 and played through chicago winter. A bunch went to home lures and incubators. Hell I saved thousands with this game. I used to drop >hundred a weekend at bars. No shame. Fuck niantic tho

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>>33171021
What

Why do I get brought into everything, I have nothing to do with those images

>>33171041
Not him but i dont have that rate. I pinapd 8 articunos. Im closer to 50% with lugia tho

But hey i got 116 revives today and 1 fast tm from 4 raids

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>>33170907
>there goes my favorite legendary bird until christmas
>implying

Being on the East Coast is suffering

>>33171069
>Instinct numale
Same shit
Glad it's not smugleaf

>>33171035
>Some things just weren't meant to transition to 3D on handhelds in the current year
Ftfy

>>33171083
( ?´_ゝ｀)

>>33171069
abolutely disgusting, fuck those furry fags

>>33171099
I dunno it's kinda funny, that's the whole reason it's a meme

Someone in this general paid money to have their PoGo avatar fucked by a furret
That's fucking hilarious

Did YellowDevil really post a pic of her ?

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>>33171021
Why are you on /trash/?

>get up at 10 to take a shit
>spoof to nearby city, see a Moltres raid a block from where I spoofed to
>join lobby, 15 other people
>beat it in just under 2 minutes
>get 9 balls to catch, figure I've got a decent chance
>the pressure and excitement sets in, simultaneously pass a big turd
>throw first ball, get a nice throw
>just as I squeeze out the next one it catches
>clean up, finish getting ready, head to work
Spoofies win again

>>33171112
Reposting the atrocity from last thread

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>>33171107
>YellowDevil
Yellow Devil is the Furret. I think someone posted a pic of a girl claiming that it was the French instinct girl but I'm pretty sure it was bullshit.

>>33171105
I find it hot, I am very far gone

leave it to a board as autistic as /vp/ to overthink porn

Someone is trying to commission art of my avatar getting fucked by an Ampharos to trigger me
What do

>0/3 on Moltres

epin

>>33171143
how could you possibly be the losing person in this exchange

>>33171152
If that shit leaks I'll forever be known as a degenerate
No one would ever believe the story that someone else paid money for my avatar, let's be real

Send help

>>33171160
If that shit leaks, just change your avatars hair colour, problem solved

>>33171160
do you think all this overthinking and all this taking it too seriously might just be the reason why the other person would want to do this in the first place

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Well, thanks Hanke. I thought I was gonna have to drop $10 for my team birb but I'm very happy. HAPPY PLAYING POGO!!!

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>>33171167
>>33171172
But I like my avatar, and being able to post in /vp/ without being hounded
Yellow Devil girl gets memed on everytime she posts

>>33171160
>muh easily changeable avatar will forever be ruined
Do you even know how retarded you sound? Personally, I'd be honored to have my avatar fucked by one of the coolest Electric-types in the game, especially if it was drawn by a respectable artist who put in some serious effort.

>>33171182
do you honestly think anybody would do all the following:
>remember
>recognize your avatar
>care
you're certainly not hurting the chances by making such a ruckus about it in the first place

is lugia gone too?

>>33171187
I just checked Vegas' raid radar. Lugia is still around.

>>33171186
>>remember
>>recognize your avatar
>>care
We're currently over-analyzing 3 porn pics from some other anon
Yes to all three

Alright I'm gonna settle this shit so hopefully you'll stop posting about it

I commissionned my avatar getting fucked by a Furret 3 times because I'm a freak

I never posted about it here because it wasn't really on topic and I understand that it's fucking weird. It got out because the artist wanted to post it to his lewd twitter, I accepted.

Someone recognized my avatar and started spamming it here everytime I posted a pic of my game ( Furret is my buddy so I guess I'm recognisable )

Yes I'm a frenchfag and I still lurk here without posting. No I never posted a pic of myself and everyone claiming that I have is a fucking liar.

I'm embarassed everytime someone bring it up and I can't believe some still post about it nearly 3 months later.

Move the fuck on.

Fuck you Hanke

>>33171144
tfw 1/4

got 1 charge TM in each raid though im okay with this

>>33171203
Just had a fap to the new image
Commission some more thanks

>>33171203

You're full of shit, faggot.

I'm always here and I've never seen what you are talking about. Go fuck yourself, you mentally ill furfaggot.

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>>33171203
I fucking love that this is such a big deal when it shouldn't.

>>33171203
wouldplaypogowith/10

>>33171203

>because I'm a freak

Good that you admit it. Please don't procreate.

>>33171203
Yeah just about what these two said:
>>33171218
>>33171222

>>33171203
Tits or gtfo

>>33171219
That's because you are a new friend and you obviously weren't there when it actually happened faggot.

>>33171226
I don't intend too. I've given up on dating a while ago because I'm a disgusting landwhale with no self-esteem.

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>>33171245
Best reply possible. Ten out of fucking ten, you're a legend.

My stepson is now 0/7 on Legendary catches and he is getting really discouraged with the game, not wanting to even try anymore because it seems like he's never going to catch one. He already missed out on Articuno and we already tried a Moltres tonight and couldn't catch it. He's doing all he can, golden razz berry, nice/great throws, he can't do curveballs yet though. But it's discouraging to him and it annoys me that this game makes catching them so hard for some people. If you aren't high level and catch everything to get the gold medals, it makes it harder. He doesn't have gold type medals because he doesn't really play the game that much. Any advice?

>>33171203
hey bby want sum fuck?

>>33171256
Yeah. Tell him to git gud.

>>33171256
>nice/great throws, he can't do curveballs yet though
Yeah that's the problem. He's cutting his chances in half.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qdjCk-cT08

>>33170893
>seen 7, caught 6
Am I the legendary whisperer?

>>33171245
Just to let you know, I legit like you.

>>33171136
I mean i fapped to GoT last night, the furret shit posted last thread (wanted to see if i could) and a fully closed girl i saw on tv this morning

>>33171278
me too and I am neither of the posters above

>>33171256
my nephew got a few legendarys nigga just wants a dex entry also his throws weren't even great/nice/excell and that fucker got em. he also went 3/4 the first day shit is all about luck

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WHICH BUDDY WOULD YOU FUCK

>>33171294
Dragonite

>>33171294
FURRET HAHA :D

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>>33170893
First one was 100%.

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>this thread

>>33171318
>not wanting r eddit to leave

>>33171203
Your furret is so fucking lucky.

>tfw you will never be knotted by a Furret

RIP the pgg threads,
thanks retarded furry fag.
all the underaged virgins that wanna fuck cartoon monsters are now coming out of their holes.

So basically my 96% marowak is shit because the game gave it shit stats?

>>33171377
>the game gave it shit stats?

Marowak was always shit, even in the main series.

>>33171203
Are you a hamplanet irl??

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neat

>tfw your weenie is raw from fapping to sparkie joy's livestream

>>33171392
See: >>33171245

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>>33171368
>he seriously thinks a general is dead over one tiny dab of shitposting
never leave your containment board, it's so much worse everywhere else

>>33171381
>he doesn't know about Alolan Marowak

>>33171404
>fapping to a confirmed trap

nigga you gay

>>33171368
Nah, we've survived worse. Longest running general baby. This will pass in a day or so.

>>33171407
VERY UNFORTUNATE

>>33171410
>confirmed trap

You are fake news.

>>33171410
shit meme brah

>>33171409
>he doesn't know Alolan Marowak isn't in Pokemon Go for another 20 years

>>33171410
>trap

Have you ever heard her speak? Clearly she's just a haggard uggo. Transfags can't get their voice like that.

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>>33170307
>go out to catch articuno since it was the last day and I didnt even try prior to yesterday
>do 3 raids and get 3/3
>start chatting with some of the non-autists that were there
>"we have a city telegram group"
>join
>the group is literally just angry-manchildren witch-hunting people who allegedly spoof or bot
>mfw

>>33171439
It's amazing how butthurt normies/walkfags get over someone who might be cheating. Not even a confirmed cheater - just a possibility. Despite never spoofing in my life, I got kicked out of my facebook raid group because I was supposedly in two places at once.

>>33171439
What did you expect?

>>33171439
>that time the local group went full blown autist against Anon and AnonJr because "he's a multi accounter lets gets him banned"
>it was a dad and his 7 year old son
I hate having to rely on these people for raids. The game was better without it

>>33171245
I'm sure you are cute. Post pic

>>33171463
I'm getting deja vu here...

>>33171439

Ikr, I wonder why these people get THIS mad about a fucking mobile phone game THAT'S FUCKING FREE.

>>33171466
What do you mean, Ive talked to girls online saying they were ugly until they send a pic and they are either pretty hot or dorky but cute.

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>go into local fb group with 4 fake accounts
>start accusing non-spoofers of being spoofers with one account and shooped screenshots
>use other 3 accounts to back up the first
>start a whole bunch of infighting
>fights start
>within a few hours I had over 15 people arguing with each other and accusing each other of cheating
>mfw I'm the only spoofer in the group and they still don't know

Post final Arti Kuno rate
2/6

>>33171488
>1488

GTKRWN, brother.

>>33171485
this is so sad. like REALLY sad. you really have nothing better to do than instigate fake witch hunts on innocent people's group messages?

>>33171488
>1488
Carry on, my white brother

>>33171488

4/17 and another 5 or so wasted raid passes from when not enough people showed up

>>33171497
Spotted the Tumblr fee fees fag

>>33171497
leddit concern troll pls go back

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>>33170307
FUCK LAST RAID OF THE NIGHT AND LAST CHANCE TO GET ARTICUNO AND IT FUCKING FLED

FUCK THIS GAY EARTH FUCK NIANTIC FUCK EVERYTHING I'LL NVEVR HAVE A COMPLETE DEX NOW FUCK IT ALL I'M NEVER PLAYING THIS GAY ASS NIGGA GAME EVER UCKING AGAIN

Judging by youtubefags, it looks like moltres is waaaay easier to take down than articuno. Could probably do it with 4 people.

>>33171523
See you tomorrow

>>33171523

It will be back, lad. Trust me. They will roll all 3 out at some point for a shitty event.

>>33171529
Vape army that sucker?

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>>33171515
>>33171520
This is not something to be proud of you know. I've seen some really fucking hilarious grieving in my time, but this is just sad.

>>33171529
thats because most of articunos counters were also ground type. now we get to dick on moltres with no hassle.

>>33171529
I would account for the fact that everyone's got water Pokemon too.

>>33171529
Well no shit. Everyone and their mother has a Vaporeon army. Also, Moltres doesn't counter its counters like Articuno counters Ground-types.

>>33171529

Good. That means less retards here begging for spoofies to come save them.

>>33171538
FACTS DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR FEELINGS

tutu back up for anyone yet?

>>33171567
Dude drop the $10. It's worth it just to not wait 3 days during these inconvenient liscense revokes.

>>33171560
what did he mean by this?

>>33171574
10$ for whut

>>33171599
VIP version

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>>33171574

Just spend the $10 on pokecoins so you can get one of the raid pass bundle boxes!

A much better value then spending a dollar on individual raid passes!

>>33171606
>giving my credit card to mysterious chinese automobile companies who are strangely producing apps like gardenscapes and marvel contest of champions hacks

yeah nah cunt

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>>33171399
I'm blackity black and I'm black y'all!

>>33171636
>not having any type of respectable bank that flags out-of-state purchases above $50. Sorry about your lost identity brah.

>>33171654
who are you quoting?

>>33171636
>implying they don't already have it
Credit card leaks everywhere man

Hording premier balls for Zapdos

>>33171800

lad....

>>33171800
>he doesn't know
What's it like to be a verified retard?

>>33171800
>Hording premier balls
>Hording
>premier balls
This is some fine new bait

who /hoardingpremierballsforMewtwo/ here?

>>33171203
I remember you bragging about it several months back, though. And you were like, "lol I have pucs of my Go trainer being fucked by Furret but you guys can't see!"

>>33171823
Lawful evil should be PoGo players who intentionally spend money on the game so Niantic feels no pressure to improve it.

>>33171848
oh yeah I have like 100 premier balls saved up my man

>>33171878

>100

look at this pleb.

431 here.

>>33171860
False, what happened was that the pics were posted nowhere but on the artist twitter, cropped, poeple saw them and asked for them, I never responded to these post. Stayed like that for a few weeks, then he posted the pics to his NSFW twitters and poeple picked it up and posted it to rule 34 site and e621.

Morning, lads.

>>33171896
Oh, guess that was someone pretending to be you, then.

Any walkies here have a Moltres?

>>33171905
Maybe, I remember posting and poeple going "Post the uncropped pic you bastard". I think I remember saying that they wont be able to see them until the artist makes them public. Also things have been twisted pretty heavily in a weird way since I never answered any of those stupid post.

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Do you have a poke bf, lads?

>>33171925
nope. no one does
it's gotta be a honeypot

>>33171925
Tomorrow morning, hopefully.

Hoping I can get it within two freebie raid passes. There's about 15 gyms in a concentrated area in town, so it shouldn't take long.

>>33171800
How do you do that mine always disappear?

>>33171943
I had a pokebf once

>>33171964
How to be a faggot : The Attire

Reminds me of those idiot who tattooed their team logo on the first week after release.

>>33170951
wat

>>33171431
>>33171409
>They don't know about gen 2 wak

>>33170893
What is this nanap first berry trick, first I'm hearing of it

fuck all you people catching multiples of these fucks.

1/10 articuno,
1/8 Lugia

I joined a FB group for local town raids, and every time I go it's always Mystic and Valor as the prominent teams. If I'm lucky, Instinct will posses the gym or there will be kids in the raid so I can get some damage balls, but I usually get unlucky with 6ish balls for the raid.
Where's my Instinctbros at? Are we the natural antagonists since we have so few comrades?

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>Oh, look, it's an easy gym on my way to work
>Fucking Electabuzz raid starts right as I approached
>At least I can feed Dratini I left last night near my office
>Moltres cucks me again

It's fucking impossible to play with this stupid amount of raids, REEEE

>>33171866
more like lawful retard, amirite?

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>>33171964
Why not just make a fedora while they're at it?

>>33171964
Who's that cool looking dude on the left?

>Update is live for iOS
>Spark is back
>God is real

>>33171964
There's this fat guy I see at raids who has a Mystic towel he's always wiping his head with. I'm not a dick to him or anything, but it's pretty funny.

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First catch babyeee

what's the best charge move for articuno and why

>>33172050
>no articuno

>>33172001
Throw nanab on first toss, the effects seem to last past it breaking out so you can use a golden Raz on the subsequent throws

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>>33171485

>>33172012
I caught my one and only Articuno at 8pm est, last one I could find today before the switch over.


I'm 1/12 Articuno
0/8 Lugia
With golden Razz and great throws on almost all of them too

>>33172050
Sorry about Arti

>>33171069
sauce

>>33172063
Oh damn, thats pretty nifty, I thought it was just a meme for that savage shit, good to know.

>>33172063
>>33172001
I heard it was patched. Was it?

>>33172085
No idea I only found out about it today at a raid and I never stock nanab berries

>>33172083
Did you read the fucking thread you blind imbecile.

Just got 2 premier balls from a pokestop. Time to hoard them.

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WHY THE HELL IS FUCKING SNUBBULL SO DAMN RARE?
WHAT THE FUCK

>>33171982

every spic has a team decal on their shitty car

>>33172063
I still suspect this is the Go equivalent of Down+B

>wanted to make a joke about that during a raid but I knew everyone there was a casual that would look at me like I had lobsters coming out of my ears

>>33172055
>>33172076
delet

>>33172121
you have one, what's the issue

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>>33172121
>tfw can never hatch a Tyrogue from an egg

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>Met a bunch of cool people while raiding today
>Caught 2 Articunos and 1 Moltres(2 got away)
Pretty good day

>>33172123

the same way every amerilard is fat, gross and smelly

Why won't nuck do mailtime? I sent a glitter bomb disguised as a book and I'm growing impatient.

>>33172131
I've hatched 17 now and have 9 Hitmontops total

if I could trade one of them for a nickel I would

>>33172141
stay mad mohammad

>>33172142
he's on a summer long vacation

>go to fb meetup raid Lugia
>waiting 20 minutes for call time
>while waiting dude talks about the "private group" trick
>the one where you can join in mid battle of a raid as long as you have the group code
>tell him I've tried it before and it doesn't work, it ate a pass from me
>he says that can't be because he and a friend did it earlier today
>other guy comes and backs me up saying it also didn't work when he tried it
>didn't want to argue over anecdotal evidence so I let it go
>only 2 minutes left on raid
>we call it and get in
>dude convinces everyone to private lobby
>in lobby with 12 others
>lobby countdown hits 0
>get a big ERROR message
>can't get back in because raid timer ran out
>others start fighting
>other guy got kicked too but was still at raid screen
>he goes to type in private group code
>he gets "Error: group for code does not exist"
>he gets confused and leaves
>players get overwhelmed because 4 people got dropped
>failed raid
I may have wasted a pass, but at least I get the smug satisfaction of being right. I'm sure Niantic will never respond to my report I sent regarding today (I'm still on a back and forth about the report I sent last month and responding to the "our wait time is longer than expected" emails), but at least I get the satisfaction of being right.

REMINDER

Nuck is /ourguy/

https://vid.me/wWFTz

>>33172142
Please be true.

If I have the may security update for android I'm screwed for spoofing right?

>>33172161
REMINDER get that eceleb shit out of here
>>>/trash/
>>>/reddit/
>>>/out/

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>>33171245
A for honesty

>>33172176
FsuAtl pls leave.

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>>33172161
>slash pee gee gee...slash

>>33172172

No.

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>>33172161

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>me and mom grab 6 gyms on way home
>they are fairly far apart
>all but 1 are taken 1 hour after being home

Started spoofing today, lads.

I feel so free.

>>33172161
Daily reminder that he did nothing wrong.

3 dogs when

>>33172231
But anon, aren't you scared your account will be banned?

>>33172063
>all this anecdote

It's like holding A as hard as you can, it'll surely increase the catch rate!

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>>33172236

Well, just one thing...

>>33172053
blizzard. because it's the highest dps.

Has anyone done the math on how tall your trainer is in relation to the in-game world?

>>33172249

No. Spoofers only get banned if they a) act like bots or b) trigger multiple softbans in a row

>>33172107
nope, just realized I could find sauce by searching for Furret on paheal

>>33172262

11'4

Just found out sparkie lives in my area

Gonna try to hit that lads

best Articuno I caught was 91%. Is he worth using a TM on, since legend raids make TMs so easy to get?

Best popsocket?

>>33172288
Bring lube, you don't want to use that weird post=op intestine shit

>>33170951
What is that?

Anyone got a good Forretress?

>>33172331
Perfect one here boss. Too bad it's still a piece of shit

lmao this dumb youtube faggot could've gotten a direct flight from his country to Chicago. Instead he tried to save $200 by taking a train to a different airport and getting on a two-leg flight there, but security wouldn't allow him because it was a one way trip. So instead of just making it a round trip, this retard ends up in a whole different country and ends up taking 3 days and 5 flights to get to Go Fest.

Holy shit.

g3n wh3n?

>>33172362

Which one?

>>33172362
ok

Tried spoofing, getting "failed to detect location" error. I guess no spoofing for me

>>33172393
the fat hapa

>Wobbuffet nest near office
>They're completely worthless because their gimmick is not in the game
So much wasted fun with missing mechanics.
Can't wait for gens 3+ with mons focused on abilities

How do spoofies even know when there are people at a raid?

>>33172399

Nothing personal, cheater.

>>33172422

Just go to populated spots. Downtown areas of major cites. You get a mix of normies and other spoofers.

Night, lads.

>>33172382
Before Labor Day.

>>33172424
so gambling? That doesn't seem very consistent.

>>33172403

Rev?

Couple of us at Labrador Shopping Centre on the Gold Coast for Moltres, could use a few more

>>33172432

No. It works quite well. Never had a problem yet.

New Thread

>>33172441

New Thread

>>33172441

New Thread

>>33172441

I got my free raid pass on sunday. I didn't use it then. I didn't use it today (monday). Will it carry over to tomorrow?

>>33172161
>>33172236
heck off

>>33172404
>he thinks complex mechanics will ever be implemented

lmao...

>>33170893
seen 7, caught 2

one of them knows Ice Beam so eh good enough for me

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Who still full Pokedex? Just need Zapdos now.