/vpmd/- /VP/ mystery dungeon

>>33121939
Rules: Periodically I'll ask for input on what you, Ron (and ONLY Ron), should do. When input is required, I will ask for a set of a few numbers. 5 minutes after asking for those numbers, the LAST post ending in one of the requested numbers will have their suggestion taken for Ron's action. Only posts made AFTER the post asking for a # will count. Other characters will move autonomously, acting of their own will, though you can make suggestions for them.
Dubs and trips will now be counted as 'bonus' or 'add-on' actions, actions that Ron will take, so long as they don't conflict or detract away from the main roll. Dubs and trips (or better) can be countered with dubs (or better) of opposite even-odd (ie, 44 can be countered with 11, 33, 55, etc.)
Other rules: -"Get bragging" will now be ignored. (These trips say x, If quads, x will happen)
-"Securing" is no longer allowed. Attempts to secure an action by use of dubs or better will now result in the original action being nullified and moving to the next-most qualified roll.

Keep note that actions can only be performed within the realm of plausibility. You can't pull out items you don't have, you can't use moves you don't know, you can't willingly try to kill yourself etc. etc.

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>>33121939
>no transformation into Entei Raikou and Suicune

New Amaze-Halos don't even show up in front of you!

>>33121972
If we wait long enough for it, m-maybe it'll happen!
just like the appearance of info on USUM

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>>33121945
Osha: Ahh good to be out in fresh air again. Man, we're up really high now!

Shaymin: Like Volcanion said, we're almost near the summit. Just a little bit further and we'll have conquered this stupid mountain.

>What would you like to do? 2, 5, 7

>>33121997
Nothing out of the ordinary. Continue scaling the way up, ignoring the safety hazard lavafall.

>>33121997
Stick our dick in that lava

>>33121997
Teach ourselves Flamethrower (replace Heat Crash) and point out the fact that Spiritomb's missing.

>>33121997
Smash those rocks
Then cross the river
but hold hands with everyone so they don't fall on the lava

>>33122022
>giving up Heat Crash
U wot m8?

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>>33122035
>You smash the rocks out in the open, but the one blocking the path up is surrounded by lava. You might be able to get through it okay if it's not too hot, but it's definitely a no-go for the rest of your team.

>>33122022
>You do that and notify your team.

Osha: Oh huh, so he is. When did he slip away?

Shaymin: Just throwing this out there, but do we... care?

Jirachi: He does seem like kind of a jerk

Celebi: Hey, if he wants to get back to the present day, he has to come back eventually. I'm the only time traveler here.

>3, 7, 9 next

>>33122146
Push jirachi into the lava and blame nibbles

>>33122146
Hop atop the rock to get a better place to smash it from

>>33122146
Climb up the waist-high ledges.

>>33122146
Try to break the rock blocking the path, of we can't jump over it to cross to the other side and search for a way to help our friends

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>>33122199
>Well if nothing else, you can definitely smash this rock, even if your teammates can't come along.

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>>33122262
>?

>>33122262
Wait shit, we didn't pick up that gem.

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>>33122273
Torkoal: Huh? Who's there? Could've sworn I heard someone... hmm...

>>33122281
>1, 4, 8 next

>>33122289
Recruit torkoal

>>33122289
Ride the Torkoal up the river.
And someone else take that gem.

>>33122309
This, but tell him there's nobody on his back.

>>33122309
reroll

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>>33122324
>>33122309
>You try and direct Torkoal up the river, but it doesn't seem too intent on following your directions... hmm...

>"Hey," You whisper to it, "They went up the river there."

Torkoal: !!

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>>33122390
Torkoal: Oh I'll get them for waking me up and running away like that!

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>>33122407

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>>33122414

>>33122414
woah how'd the gang turn invisible

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>>33122428
>Torkoal are not fast pokemon

>1, 3, 8

>>33122445
Take a nap, we have plenty of time

>>33122445
Use Jirachi's Psychic to push him faster

Ask shaymin to carry us

>>33122476
This, but by shoving a gracidea in his ass

>>33122445
Have Celebi cast Haste on Torkoal.

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>>33122461

>>33122445
Have Osha Ice Beam the lava to make a path.
Jirachi can use psychic to carry Shaymin while moving using the Flying armor.
Tell Torkoal it was a Bunnelby who attacked it and called it slow.

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>>33122558

Ask Celbi if she can warp us to a point in time where Torkoal's finished crossing.

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>>33122578
Osha: Uh.

>4, 5, 9 next

>>33122594
>>33122546
Reroll

>>33122594
Play the Song of Double Time with the violin.

>>33122476
re

>>33122594
do this.>>33122559
and try to survey what ahead of Ron

>>33122594
Ask Celebi to make Torkoal younger so he moves faster.

>>33122594
Tell OSHA to threat Torkoal with using his S.E water moves on him if he doesn't go faster

>>33122594
We are almost there,just jump to ground.

>>33122619
roll

>>33122636
re

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>>33122619
>>33122476
Shaymin: What, are you crazy? Even in my sky forme, you weigh like twice as much as I do!

>>33122622
>>33122559
>Sure to any and all of that.

>3, 6 , 0 next

>>33122728
Bury your face in Vulpix's fluff.

>>33122728
Say hi to Vulpix in Kirby's voice.

>>33122728
Thank the old turtle for the napping spot, then see what's up with Vulpix.

>>33122728
That's bullshit Shaymin, I have played EoS.

>>33122765
re

>>33122743
re

>>33122728
Hump vulpix after thanking torkoal

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>>33122743
Vulpix: Uwah!

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>>33122818
Vulpix: Excuse you!
...
Vulpix: Although... hm, you're a fire type too huh. Alright, I'll forgive you. You've come to join the cause right?

Osha: What cause?

Vulpix: HEY! Did I SAY the non-fire types could come here? No, I did not! You jerks have to go back.

Osha: What?! Come on what's the big deal.

Vulpix: This is an important fight. We can't take any chances on the other types, lest we weaken our forces against our greatest rival...

Osha: And that would be...?

Vulpix:... her.

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>>33122846
A. Vulpix: What's the matter, my dear? Have you burned yourself out already?

Vulpix: YOU SHUT UP.

>1, 5, 8 next

>>33122866
Bury our face in alolan vulpix fluff

>>33122866
Step forward in an attempt to make peace with the ice fox. Tell her we won't tamper with her feud if she just lets us pass.

>>33122866
Say "make love, not war! Both your butts are equally fluffy!"
then do>>33122904

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>>33122866
Alright,I'll join the cause but...
What are we fighting fooooooor!?

>>33122915
RE

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>>33122915
>>33122904
A.Vulpix/Vulpix: What.

Osha: Hey, listen, not to be that guy-

Jirachi: (He's always that guy)

Osha: -but this is fire vs ice here. You have a huge advantage.

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>>33123005
>With all of the issues clearly solved by fluffy butts, you run out to go enjoy A.Vulpix's.

>>33123017
incoming rip

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>>33123017
Vulpix: She's stronger than she looks...

>2, 5, 7 next

>>33123028
Use shaymin as a shield to block its attacks

>>33123028
Use Rock Armor to throw her a rock

>>33123038
This, but with Jirachi.

>>33123048
reroll

>>33123049
re

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>>33123067
>>33123049
>>33123038
Jirachi: Owowow. This really stings.

A.Vulpix: I will kindly ask you fellows to surrender and turn back. I have claimed this mountain.

>4, 7, 9

>>33123138
And we kindly ask you to let us pass.

>>33123175
Do this

>>33123138
Bet alolan vulpix that we can fit osha up our ass, if we succeed it lets us pass

>>33123138
>Fire resists both Fairy and Ice
Nothing will stop us from getting that booty!
CHARGE!!!

>>33123138
Is that vent pointing towards A.Vulpix?

>>33123218
it's the cave exit from Volcanion's chamber. Steam is pouring out of it

>>33123207
Do this

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>>33123194
>>33123175
A.Vulpix: Hmph! Let a fire type such as yourself pass? I'm sure you'd ruin all my hard work building up the snow and ice here. Maybe I'd let the otter pass. Maybe.

Vulpix: Like hell he's even getting past me!

>1, 3, 5

>>33123274
grab otter's ass and throw him over

>>33123274
A fiery mountain such as this one seems like too inhospitable a place for an Ice type. Maybe convince her to settle somewhere else or maybe join our team. Maybe.

>>33123274
Burasto barf on a. vulpix

>>33123316
re

>>33123274
SInce when do we care about others opinions?
Grab Torkoal, everyone hides under it and force it to tank all the hits while we run to the other side

>>33123274
Fuck everything else.
Make that booty yours.

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>>33123313
A.Vulpix: Somewhere else? I am trying to convert this mountain from a drab volcano to a nice, snowy land to make more room for ice types to move in and take over. Moving somewhere else will undermine all my work.

>You ask if she would join your team.
A.Vulpix: Your team? A... *fire* type's team? Hmph. What could you possibly offer me to make me want to do something as absurd as that?

>0, 1, 8

>>33123393
Offer to let it use our face as its chair

Fuck this /pol/ish shit.
You dont need to be the of same type to be friends!
Look at Osha and us!
By joining forces,Osha defends me from rock and ground types and I defend him from grass types and in that way we can beat foes we wouldn't be able to beat by ourselves.
The same way,a fire type can protect an ice type from steel types and an ice type can protect a fire type from ground types.

>>33123393
It's one Vulpix. Everyone just attack.

Considering how un-icy the present day mountain is, it clearly didn't work. But we can't tell her that, can we?

>>33123410
rolling

>>33123446
Aww, now what fun would that be?

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>>33123485
She won't even let us bury our face in her tail fur. She has slighted us. It's what she deserves.

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>>33123438
Vulpix: Hmm...
A.Vulpix: Hmm...

Vulpix: I suppose he has a point...

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>>33123528
Spiritomb: OH MY GOD THIS HAS GONE ON FOR TOO LONG.

>>33123393
Tell her to go back to /pol/, all types are equally fuckable, if she lets us pass, fire and ice types would live in peace and they could protect each other from other types they are weak to

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>>33123539
Spiritomb: TOO. LONG.

A.Vulpix: Augh! She touched me!
Vulpix: Augh! SHE touched ME!

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>>33123554
Spiritomb: Let's just move the fuck along already. Goddamn. Fuckin... sappy friendship speeches and shit.

>Well... I guess the way is clear now. Uh... anything else? 2, 5, 6

>>33123554
>Missing trips

>>33123554
>she

>>33123574
join in the fluff orgy

>>33123574
Recruit both, by force if necessary

>>33123574
But will they fug? That is the question.

Melt all of A.Vulpix's hard work and march on through. And thank Spiritomb.

>>33123574
Equip rock armor,break rocks,get gems if we are lucky.

>>33123574
Follow spiritomb and then hug him and tell him how much we missed him

>>33123609
reroll

>>33123609
re

>>33123598
re

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>>33123632
>>33123598
>>33123611
>You thank Spiritomb for breaking that up and give him a biiiiig hug, telling him how much you missed him and how worried you were when he disappeared.

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>>33123688
Torkoal: Alright, now where are those pranksters go?

TO BE CONTINUED

>>33123695
>where are those pranksters go?
Thanks for the run, OP!

>>33123695
*where did those pranksters go

fug
you know I'm out of steam when my grammar starts slipping that bad

>>33123695
Thanks ohpee!
Goodnight, I hope you have lots of dreams about otter butts

>>33123695
Thanks for the thread, OP. Think we could've handled things a little more smoothly, though.

>>33123695
Thanks for running OP!

Hmmm,friendship speeches ussually work in cartoons... Oh well, at least we have Spiritomb back