pgg pokemon go general

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What would you do to send everyone home happy after this event?

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>Mystic

>>33093968
Norhing.

>>33093968
everyone gets a free blowjob

stream link?

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>Post yfw you didn't bother playing today for the unlock rewards

Thank GOD. We probably didn't even get unlock rewards anyway

>>33093968
Everyone gets a legend of their choosing.

People at the park get all legends.

>>33093968
Kill all niantic employees

Anyone got the clip of the instinct girl not wording right?

>>33093968
everyone gets a gf

>this montage video showing off their massive lines
top kek

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This just in, we have breaking comments from the President of the United States in regards to Niantic and the disaster they orchestrated.

>>33093968
Everyone gets to cuck nuck

>>33093968

mandatory post event orgy with the valor and instinct girl

joel's doing his windows destruction now

Can anyone give me a recap so far? Anything new announced? How are those challenges coming along?

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It has been confirmed that Ja Rule helped organized the PokemonGO fest.

Man, it's sad watching this vid and knowing how many of those people queueing were going to be dissapointed

reminder that the reason instinct girl has been quiet is that she's actually mystic

>>33093968
Releasing a free shiny legendary to each and every one of them and it probably wouldn't be even enough

>>33093999

Epic overdone reddit humour now fuck off

>>33093992
>1/3/13

There are over a dozen trump tweet generators. Put effort into your shitpost.

>>33093999
meme this

Hanke is the new Ja Rule

>>33093968

A free Mew. It's the least they could go.

>>33093992
>TFW I leave /pol/ to find that everything else has become /pol/.
We... We really did win, didn't we...

>>33093998
>long lines
>game crashing
>stream cameraman zooming in on people complaining about game issues early on
>production issues
>someone threw a water bottle at the presenter (went through her legs as she wasn't looking)
>Niantic CEO booed
>refunds issued

I'm missing a bunch of shit, too, but yeah, it's been a fucking mess.

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>>33093968
Give everyone the opportunity to buy some special boxes from the store

>>33094017
>not laughing at this mess

I just can't wrap my mind about how Niantic didn't think the cell towers would get overloaded with the amount of people attending the event.. You'd think they would work with all top carriers so they could handle a massive amount of data for the weekend, or at least today. No data= no PokemonGO, period.

Start the next thread off with instinct girl's feet.

LUGIA
U
G
I
A

RAIDS

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I hope we'll get a legendary today

>>33094017
Jesus Christ. The funny thing is those "refunds" probably won't be anywhere near the price they actually payed for off the scalpers.

Reminder: there are people still in line to get in

we better fucking get gen 3 for this shti

>>33094017
So did the third challenge happen already? It was mentioned an hour or so ago, but I wasn't paying attention, and heaven knows the schedule's worth nothing at this stage

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Best way to solve this dilemma is give everyone all six bonuses from the event for a week or so, boost Unown spawn rates and throw in some raid passes.

Anyone who traveled to Chicago, needless to say spent money to get to this festival are literal cucks.

>>33094025
That would require them to understand what they're doing.

>>33094022

>free box as an apology
>x1 incense x1 lure module and x5 pinap berries

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>its worse than anyone could have predicted
and there's still the possibility of riots
holy shit.

>>33094010
>implying these words of wisdom arent immensely appropriate here

How do you honestly fuck up Pokemon? Being able to make money off that brand is a literal gift from god, and the only way to squander that is to be absolutely fucking retarded.

>>33094025
The carriers were having trouble, even Verizon said they were having issues.
It apparently got working again when Niantic closed off all overworld animations like lures.

>>33094041
>nerd riots

I have never seen one

>>33094032

Their fault for paying scalpers in the first place.

Never give money to scalpers no matter what.

>>33094041

I actually feel like there's nobody in the park, there's no crowd noises in the stream.

"Lugia Raid Counters are out! Get prepared for the beast!"

>>33094017
>refunds issued
Really? I'm actually a little surprised by this. Though it really makes me laugh harder at the morons who bought from scalpers. The only thing that scalpers deserve is a mugging, followed by arrest when they try to report their mugging.

>>33094041
I think the worst of it has passed there; a bunch of people left, the game has stabilized some as a result, and things are a lot less angry in general than earlier.

That said, there's still the legendaries, so we'll see what happens when that comes to a head.

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Having fun Nucky? Did Hanke pay you enough to deal with this humidity? Enjoy posting your shill video tomorrow that you can't criticize Niantic in because you signed an NDA.

N U C K E D

>>33094036
yeah they did it and urged people saying they were close to getting the goal and never mentioned it again

I saw game issues happening, I'm sure everyone saw this coming, but the other issues are just an added laughing bonus.

>>33094010
???
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/286952264122396672

>>33094032
If you bought off a scalper the scalper is just getting 100 extra bucks today.

They get nothing back

>>33094055

he is living the life, anon, what have you been doing?

what'd he just say?

Final results in 5-10 minutes according to guy on mic!

>>33093968
announce gen 3 and give everyone who went a gen 3 legendary months before everyone else can get them

>>33094063
head to the main stage, results coming in 5-10 mins

>>33094054
>everyone goes back for the legendaries and obliterates their chances through mutually assured destruction

Cant wait for that aftermath

>>33094063
5 to 10 mins for the final results

FUCK.

What a fucking mess. It's 6:48am here and I expected Legendary Raids to pop up everywhere!

I fucking rejected a couple of easy pussy on a Saturday night to wake up first thing in the morning for this!

RESULTS IN 5 TO 10 MINUTES

I'm uninstalling if its not stardust
ENOUGH IS FUCKING ENOUGH

>>33094037
>everyone gets the boosts
Literally the only good outcome I can think of that requires no effort from them
Also release legendary raids.

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>>33094032
the refund will go to the scalpers since they're the cardholders. The scalpers basically got free tickets to the biggest shitshow since dashcon and sold them for $500.

like we don't know the results already

>>33094048
this
scalpers are literal scum, I'd cut off my own hands before giving money to them

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>>33094055
The most work nuck has done in his life
and he cant even do his favorite thing, which is bitch about it.
this is wonderful.

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>actually traveled to Chicago for this shit

>>33094063
He said, this music playing is Coachella trash. Please make your way to the exit lines. Sorry for the game errors!

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>biggest PoGO related Twitch stream besides the main PokemonGO channel is just two guys talking from their hotel room about how the event went

W E W
E
W

>>33094074
Worldwide legendary raids will be tomorrow and Monday. They're only in Chicago today.

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>>33094060
>>33094080
Oh yeah, that's right.

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RAIN IN 5
RAIN IN 5
RAIN IN 5

>>33093968
20000 blowjobs from Hanke

Non stop

>>33094077
They'll just give us everything if they know what's good for them.

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>>33094084

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>>33094080
>>33094060
Sweet jesus, have mercy

>>33094092
And they weren't allowed to bring umbrellas in, right?

>>33094097
>know what's good for them
That's the part I'm worried about

>>33094056
Thanks Anon

>>33094084
Now he gets to see how retarded the people are who support him and this game up close and personal. As soon as he voiced his favor for the new raid system I knew it was going downhill

>>33094074
>I fucking rejected a couple of easy pussy on a Saturday night to wake up first thing in the morning for this!

Normies, OUT.

The results will be the Stardust boost, on gold medal

>>33093968
gen 3

>>33093968
Free legendary code

>>33094074
Stop fucking middle aged women and land whales.

Please say the challenge was failed.....

>>33094107
They are actually talking about their cat.

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>>33094080
>the refund will go to the scalpers since they're the cardholders.

Holy shit, that's true. Haha oh wow

At least joel's going at vista now

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>>33094117

>>33094114
I hope so, but its clear they altered the results.

>>33094117
>his smile and optimism: gone

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>>33094085
kek i love how many twin peaks guys post in these threads

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>>33094117
It's real, holy kek
>@JoeMerrick 8m8 minutes ago
>I have been running Serebii for almost 18 years and GO Fest is unfortunately the worst and most painful thing I have had to cover.

>>33094123
Who's that Pokemon?

>>33094117
fucking hell...

>>33094118
Fucking lols xD

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>>33094099
>>33094091
>>33094118

The people who are actually there spent hundreds or thousands of dollars to go there and stand in a hot park all day with pissed off autists

>>33094122
Of course they'll alter results to just give us rewards, do you think they'd want to piss off this angry mob even more than they already have? Not to mention make the game seem less dead

>>33094128
Looks like a Herdier

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>>33094117

>>33094128
Lillipoop

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>>33094117
>it's real

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>>33094128

>>33094127
Hell yeah. Fuck Niantic.

>>33094123
I really wanna nut on those feet.

>>33094097
If it were nearly any other company I would agree, but it's plausible that John Hanke is actually a reptilian space alien with no concept of natural human behavior at this point. Anything could happen.

>>33094132

t. dumbass who bought a scalper ticket and attended the event

>>33094123
literally my mom's dog

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Hi its me nick from the youtube channel trainer tips

>>33094132
xD

>>33094090
Yeah that's cool, but has the objective been completed?

>>33094107
>>33094116
No, I had a couple of booty calls but I just pupt my phone on silent and didn't go out on my usual Saturday night of shenanigans. Not too salty though since it'll make them want me even more.

>>33094153
and welcome to jackass

>be me
>be instinct fag
>have poke gf
>play since day 1
>fly all the way from california to chicago to go to the once in a lifetime pokemon go fest
>walking down the street
>ay hol up wite boi
>get mugged and gf leaves me for tyrone
>at least i still have my ticket and my phone
>have to wait 3 hours to get im
>no instinct fags anywhere
>cant catch anything
>no vegan food options
>instinct representative is actually mystic
>junichi masada emergency exit's irl and bails out before he can sign my pokemon yellow cartridge
>night comes
>global benefits not unlocked
>all legendaries that were supposed to be released are replaced with 1 million cp spinaraks
>as an angry mob chases John Hanke down the Magnificient Mile he stops and risks his life to whisper his wisdom to me
>nothing personal kid

>>33094128
Literally my moms dog

>>33094080
>dashcon

What happened?

>>33093968
give em a gun

Hold on. Do they even test any of the things they do?

it's been more than 10 minutes you faggots

>>33094128
Literally my mom's dog.

>>33094167
Furfags with diapers in the Hilton (?).

Someone stuck in a truck or the tracks?

>>33094092
I mean honestly

>>33094167
B A L L P I T
A
L
L
P
I
T

>>33094175
That was rainfurrest. Dashcon was the ballpit disaster.

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>>33094117
Good.

>>33094167
Dashcon was basically tumblrcon.

>>33094175
That was Rainfurrest.

Google both of these for a wild ride of secondhand embarrassment

>>33094167
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ZgxeX2dCnQ

>>33094175
God it would take a quick google to know you're wrong you fucking mouth breather.

Dashcon was the tumblr con with the ballpit and 'give us 17k'

>>33094167
look it up
ballpit

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>>33094182
Oh shit yeah, time in the ballpit as compensation.

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Arrived at Grant Park 9:30am... waited in line until 11:15am. After admission and entering the code, game utterly shits itself. Walk over to the information booth and wait in line for another 30 minutes. All I get is an apology and them blaming my network. Okay...

Literally walk around Grant Park for four and half hours, spending money on overpriced food and drinks because its hot, humid and sunny. All I got from this event was witnessing Hanke apologize hundreds of times, a couple of dudes whipping water bottles at the stage, and sunburn .
Hanke was smiling all day. He made his money.

All I caught was an Unown..

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>>33094167

>>33094167
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ZgxeX2dCnQ

Basically one big scam and a disaster for everyone who wasn't an embezzling organiser.

>>33094167
>Held over the weekend of July 11, 2014 in Schaumburg, Illinois, the inaugural convention quickly became infamous for allegations of mismanagement among organizers, an alleged abrupt demand by the hotel for an upfront payment of cash for use of its facilities, and "celebrity" guests being forced to drop out of the convention after they were informed by the hotel that they would be responsible for paying for their rooms. A small ball pit placed in one of the halls became a meme after organizers offered attendees, along with raffle and concert tickets, an "extra hour" in it as reimbursement for a canceled panel.

Literally copied from Wikipedia. Do you not know how to google something?

Niantic has brought great shame to the pokemon name.

who here just watching to see the nuclear fallout when they fuck up the legendary raid

Holy shit...

Security team is organising a take-down of an individual live on the stream, you can hear the radio's!

>>33094197
>Unown
Well that's better than nothing.

Atleast you didn't fly to Chicago and pay scalper's price right? Right?

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>>33094080
>the refund will go to the scalpers since they're the cardholders.
holy fuck you're right

>>33094197
A GOD AMONG MEN! BLESSED ARE THOUGH WHO BASK IN HIS LIGHT!

>>33094213
>saying this after Gamefreak themselves released Sun and Moon

>>33094197
Not even that, since Hanked had to refund all the tickets to save his head.
20k people at 20 USD each. Plus the permit and whatever shit money they paid to put the event on.

Mystery challenge has fled away!

>>33094219
Same, but currently interested in seeing the fallout of the security revealing they have an armed individual near the Valor tent live on stream...

>>33094232
That doesn't compare to anything like this clusterfuck along with the various other retarded things Niantic has done

>>33094225
Sounded to me like it was just coordinating some technical thing, probably the results announcement.

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post tunes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RV5jJrv2kjY

>>33094234
That money amounts to absolutely nothing.

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>>33094197
Goddamn.

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>>33094245
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=72-ebRSMJdE

>>33094197
What was everyone else doing? There were a lot of Go youtubers or whatever there.

>>33094245
moooot

>>33094258

who?

>>33094245
HANKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>33094258
Who?

>>33094247
Especially if you count the bad publicity

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>>33094232

>>33094245
>Riendount
Disappointed

>Results of the event in 5 mins
20 mins later nothing

Is Masuda still at the hotel?

>>33094245
>>33094258
Haha, man, haven't seen that for a bit.

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>>33094245
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OG_6CopW9GQ

>>33094276
Had to extend it because the goal wasn't reached kek.

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>>33094241
At least Go was fun and has the chance to be better since GF can't into dlc or updates for their games

Fucks sake just get on with it so I can stop watching this fucking STREAM

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>tfw have a stone age S4
>literally cannot play PoGo in the summer heat
>just got back from trying to play
>"app has been closed down, phone is overheating" THREE TIMES
>in a family plan so idk how upgrading my phone would work
>everything else on my phone works just fine

I dunno what to do, spending a lot of money on a new phone just for PoGo seems like the height of autism

Should I just play at night until summer ends?

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>>33094080
This pleases me pic related

>>33094291
even as mobile games go this isn't worth it

just shitpost and look up porn like a normal person

Armed individual at Valor tent?

theyre 10 minutes late already

>>33094284
Wow really

>>33094061
>autist man children and regular children breathing near you and wanting to touch you with their sweaty hands
>hottest day of the year
>I'M NOT USED TO THIS HUMIDITY
doesn't seem like he's living the life to me, anon.

>5-10 minutes was half an hour ago

Fucking Dialga fuck off.

>>33094291
I have the same problem with my S4.
And after last update my Moto X Play is overheating as well.

>>33094080
>Scaplers are the RL spoofers

nigga

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>>33094117

>>33094310
you mean the Nougat update?

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>>33094125
pic related, the face of all current Chicago cucks

>>33094256
Yeah. I know a lot of people (fucking kids) are into these Youtubers. There were pretty long lines for people to meet them and get an autograph, shit like that. To me, I viewed them all as a waste. It was hot outside and these lines were in direct sunlight. Fuck that.
>>33094226
I got lucky. I live the burbs and managed to buy tickets for me and my kind right after they went on sale.

I took some pics of the line outside because, well, I was waiting with shit to do. I'll share if you guys want em. I just came back home about 15 minutes ago and I'm just so disappointed with how it went down today.

>>33094318
I mean PoGo update.

>>33094291
Clear some space or something.
Only upgrade if you need to, upgrading for Go is a bit ridiculous.

>>33094201
Night Vale?

Based Mike covering up for Hanke

>>33094308
COME ON UP TO THE STAGE HERE

FINAL ANNOUNCEMENT

>final anouncement

Here.
We.
Go.

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>mfw walkies tried using this event as a way to tell spoofers that they're BTFO
Silly walkcucks. Hanke doesn't care about you, he just wants your money. I try to tell you this over and over and you refuse to listen. Will you finally listen now?

Rachel's rockin

It's starting!

>>33094326
You not going back for legendary?

>BOOOOOOOOOOOO

REFUNDS FOR ALL
$100 IN POKESHEKELS
LMAO

4:52:51
Female "Eyes on individual"
-Male-
-Female-
Male "Valor Tent"
Female "Ah, i see him"
Male -Unknown-
Female "I have not, Alec do you copy?"
Male "Alec copies"
Female "____ wasnt in the truck was she?"
Male "Come again?"
Male 2 "People starting to move around, it'll be happening soon"
Female "Alexsa wasnt in the truck was she?"
-Male-

Wow this is hard to watch

>>Poe-Key

RREEEEEEE

Throw another water bottle at them.

>>33094326
Kek fair call. Post any or all pics. The chaos is fun to watch from over here.
Going to any after parties?

He holds the mic like he's trying to be cool for his grandkids

>we hope you had fun today

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Here we go

What a surprise

>>33094336
They never will. Dear god remember their arrogance this morning? Can't wait to catch all legends tomorrow aye friend ;)

>>33094097
OH FUGGGGGG

>Positivity

LMAO

h-here guys you unlocked every goal! I swear!

So is anyone legit believing the results

>unlocked every single bonus
>unlocked gold bonus on all of them
STOP LYING TO MEEEEEE

No shit, of course all bonuses are active. They manipulated that shit.

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>>33094365

>all you guys working hard at home
spoofers win again

>loogie-a

LUGIA

Her fake enthusiasm is cute desu

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>lugia

Lugia!

Just adding it to fest goers accounts.

>>33094377
When do they start? When do they end?

>>33094376
they lowered the thresholds in front of everyone

>Lugia

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

>>33094384
How do you pronounce it?

Lugia in 48 hours.

Lugia automatically goes to every players account for checking in.

>LUGIA UNLOCKED
>NOT FUCKING GEN ONE
whyyyyyyyyyy

Free lugia as if they could do anything else

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>this will never happen

the birbs confirmed

>Lugia for FREE
lol

>free Lugia for them

Well thats not really surprising at this point

>just giving them lugia

Fucking hell, there's no point playing this fucking game anymore, faggots get welfare legendaries for being retards.

Who give a shit about that nigger bird?

Give me ho-oh.

>>33094285
>at least go was fun
Literally how

then again I actually really liked sun/moon

Why does she need a fucking flash card.

Amateur hour confirmed

>Lugia straight into your account
Good, was worried they'd actually make them fight for it and that was gonna go poorly
>Team rankings
Ooh boy

>don't even get to catch it, it's just given to you

>only lugia

>>33094336
I feel bad for them. I have an army of perfect IV Dragonites, Gyarados, Snorlax, Blissey and Tyranitar.

I actually and genuinely want to donate some of them to these poor Walkies.

>>33094389
Can you even battle with it if manage to catch it.

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>Free Lugia

Tfw instinct

wow what a surprise that it went mystic, valor, instinct

Mystic fags KYS

They've literally been caught adjusting the score threshold. Did anyone expect they wouldn't unlock all bonuses?

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>a fucking Lugia

Lugia for all or just for GoFet attendees

shitstinct coming in last lol

>no battle
i was waiting for this fuckup

>tfw mystic master race

>>33094421
best feel

I'M GONNA CRY XDD

>team mystic confirmed biggest cucks
grats

>this fake sperging out on stage

Her kids will watch how she cries over a digital bird.

>this shitty acting

wow

>>33094424
NIGGA FIRE UP TWITTER THEN

>>33094431
Feels good

Fucking Mystic man.
The worst legendary bird fuck this shit.

>>33094421
Y-you too anon

>>33094426
What do you think?

Oh huh. Winning team decided which legendary is next. That's kinda neat.

Is the Lugia for everyone or just attendees?

>ARTICUNO
I HOPE YOU'RE FUCKING PROUD OF YOURSELF, MYSTIC NERDS

>articuno is to be released...
>eventually

>>33094426
Gofest get a free one
In 2 days, just spoof and you'll get one no problem

>Articuno

Nice, I'd have chosen Mystic if it wasn't for those Valor leader legs.

all these announcements were already leaked and I watched this all day for nothing

Most lackluster Fest ever. Bring that shit to New York or Atlanta. OR ORLANDO.

Articuno more like ARTICULooooO
AYYAYAYAYAY CARAMBA

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>>33094350
Me and my 9 year old weren't able to play the game. She managed to get some play time (roughly an hour total with multiple crashes and shit in between those minutes). I didn't get to play at all and I'm not taking my daughter's phone during Pokemon Go so my fat ass can catch some 'Mons.

>>33094361
Got a kid man. Parties mean birthday cake, family and presents now. I wish though.

>>33094412
From what I've just read, leaving early was the right move.

>>33094448
I fucking am, faggot.

>>33094446
I bet they just made articuno ahead of time and didn't bother with the other 2

>>33094446
NO IT'S NOT

THE TEAM SYSTEM IS SHIT

OF COURSE MYSTIC WOULD WIN

THEY ARE THE MOST AUTISTIC ONES

>>33094446
They literally adjusted events.

You think any of these numbers are real?

They didnt even want to risk one person not catching the legendary in the park
lmao'ing tbhfam

>>33094447
Attendees, were you listening to the stream?

So everyone who left early had the right idea, those who waited around did so for nothing.

>>33094446
>Normies pick charizard because it's the only pokemon they know that looks like a legendary.

whats the mystery CHALLENGE then?

>>33094426
Guaranteed lugia for attendees, lugia raids globally.

>>33094448

I am, I'm lacking powerful high CP ice types

I wonder if just giving the attendees a Lugia was the original intention, or if they altered it in light of the general shitshow that raid battles would have been. If they did change it, it's probably the smartest decision they made all day.

>>33094446
it's really not that neat
literally everyone is mystic

>>33094447
Attendies get it 48 hours early. After that it will be live

Wait...do we only have 48 hours to catch Lugia could it appear from legendary eggs from now on?

I don't have the time, nor am I in a location I could make that happen...

>WHOSE THAT POKEMON

KILL YOURSELVES NIANTIC.

Reminder;

> 2% catch rate

Have fun with that

>>33094409
>not playing with people outside
>not making ""friends""
>not exploring your city
>not having memories catching rare mons or hard raids
It is an experience that Pokémon hasn't given but has been trying to give for a long time. SM's meta was shit and was as barebones as Go.
Atleast Go gave a positive experience, costs less and is getting updated. It is just unfortunate that we're stuck with Niantic and constantly getting Hanked.
Gen 6 was better imo.

>>33094439
What did you mean by this?

>>33094473
Most likely changed due to the nature of the situation. They don't want to bring to light the fact that raids are simply a paywall to put powerful pokemon behind.

https://twitter.com/SpartanOctopus/status/888867067075735552

https://twitter.com/SpartanOctopus/status/869748174361112576

If someone's at the event you might have a chance to redeem your time

>>33094479
Not entirely clear. From the way she phrased it it sounded like a permanent thing, but I thought the plan was for it to be just Sunday and Monday.

So when do we get these fucking bonuses?

>>33094457
Bet that free Lugia feels good right about now.

Screenshot it as soon as it arrive good sir.

what did she say

I was fapping and I fucking missed the results

Will Lugia only be available for the next 48h?

>>33094485
Probably gonna give like 50 premier balls anyway, or a master ball.

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No Mew. No Mewtwo. Beautiful. Pure pottery.

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>we know we're incompetent so have a lugia
>... that you can't use to hold gyms, only to battle against bots and look pretty in your collection
You literally can't fucking make this up. Nintendo is taking Niantic to the woodshed for this.

>>33094496
see
>>33094478

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>>33094448
>>33094442
>>33094434
>>33094461
as much as I like zapdos you're all idiots for thinking instinct could win. Besides at least we're not getting a burning rubber chicken.

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WHERE THE FUCK IS ZAPDOS
#NotMyLegendaryBird

>>33094488
In what way are raids a paywall? I've never paid a cent for this game, and I've caught plenty of raid Pokemon. You can do *more* raids by paying if you want, but it's certainly not necessary to benefit from them.

Those gold medals for each type...For example fire is double candy. Does that mean you'll only get double candy for fire types or do we get an double candy event in general the next 48 hours?

THREAT LEVEL 5 THREAT LEVEL 5

so is the stream done?

>>33094499
That's what I don't get. You can only get one and it's not like it would even be hard to take down with a single mon.

Total waste.

>gift Lugia
>everyone cheers
>literally after waiting for 6 hours
>just for a Lugia

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RIGGED
I
G
G
G
E
D

Dubs decide how John Hanke gets killed by Nintendo

Its a nuck brainwashing episode again

>>33094499
>wanting Legendaries in gyms
Think of the balancing. It could orobably work if they limited it to 1 legend per gym, like species class.

>>33094508
sorry thats what I meant. They should make the feature more accessible

>>33094467
one hour in the ball pit

When can I catch lugia? Making sure I get it early before no one cares like tyranitar?

>>33094515
>but Valor won the popular vote

>>33094498
If they wanted hype, they should have announced Mewtwo

>>33094526
Supposedly tomorrow and Sunday. Whether it'll be available after that is unclear.

>>33094515
>n1ggahz no longer in top 10 for team instinct

Was he banned?

>>33094515
>FuroseMeme
Truly /ourboy/

>>33094526
1 hour from now

>>33094486
>your "city"
nice game : /

>>33094526
I just got my first tyrannitar like 5 days ago.

>>33094516
He gets hit by a No Guard Fissure Machamp

>>33094531
Tomorrow is Sunday

>the same b-roll over and over again

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>>33094526
GONE

So Lugia becomes available tomorrow.
>tfw there won't be enough players around to ever take him down.
gg

>>33094516
They don't kill him, they hire him to develop gen 8

>>33094531
>>33094537
>>33094541
How long do bonuses last? The double everything?

Not surprised, honestly. There's no way they'd be able to have a legendary raid with all of the connection issues.

>>33094540
>your town
>your patch of grass
Sorry that you're rural anon. Have you never traveled to a city? Do you work in your town?

>>33094547
Get in spoof raid discords and make sure to do it early.

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>>33094547
don't worry citizen, we the spoofers will always be by your side

Kelly Link is such girlfriend material.

Someone transcript this bitches' speech

Wait so Lugia confirmed for torromow?

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>>33094543
Today is Sunday
>got work tomorrow

>Niantic expands the rare spawn radius to within 2 miles of the park
Say it with me

Spoofers

Win

Again

>>33094543
Yep. I meant Sunday and Monday. Oops.

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>>33094516
beheaded with a nintendo switch themed guillotine

Gifting Lugia instead of having playes fight it, smart

>20,000 people get a free Lugia
>everyone else's gets a chance to find a raid and attempt to beat a 2% catch rate
Fuck hanke

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So walkies BTFO?

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I'm just waiting for him to send the Yakuza to mercy kill Hanke

>>33094569
Spoofers are still Pokémon Go players, so I wouldn't say they've "won".

>>33094574
>instead of an audible *SHINK* it makes the clicking noise

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What's wrong, walkies? You're awfully quiet right now. Spoofers BTFO, am I right?

>>33094579
You mean
>20,000 people paid thousand of dollars for a pokemon they can't use in gym battles or pvp

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>>33094583
Shit, they're based in San Francisco, aren't they? Yeah, I'm willing to bet the Yakuza will end up knocking.

>>33094542
Or f.e.a.r to represent hanke being a rodent

>>33094590
Yea that's more accurate

>>33094590

They had to make it so the people who spent all that money and time to get there weren't getting completely fucked by this shitshow.