/vpmd/- /VP/ mystery dungeon

>>33019885
Rules: Periodically I'll ask for input on what you, Ron (and ONLY Ron), should do. When input is required, I will ask for a set of a few numbers. 5 minutes after asking for those numbers, the LAST post ending in one of the requested numbers will have their suggestion taken for Ron's action. Only posts made AFTER the post asking for a # will count. Other characters will move autonomously, acting of their own will, though you can make suggestions for them.
Dubs and trips will now be counted as 'bonus' or 'add-on' actions, actions that Ron will take, so long as they don't conflict or detract away from the main roll. Dubs and trips (or better) can be countered with dubs (or better) of opposite even-odd (ie, 44 can be countered with 11, 33, 55, etc.)
Other rules: -"Get bragging" will now be ignored. (These trips say x, If quads, x will happen)
-"Securing" is no longer allowed. Attempts to secure an action by use of dubs or better will now result in the original action being nullified and moving to the next-most qualified roll.

Keep note that actions can only be performed within the realm of plausibility. You can't pull out items you don't have, you can't use moves you don't know, you can't willingly try to kill yourself etc. etc.

>>33019885
Getting really elaborate with these title images, OP. I like.

>>33019885
I want plum to sit on my face!
Or brutally hit me!

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>>33019889
Osha: Are we sure this egg is okay? It feels ice cold

Shaymin: Hmm... it might've been left alone for a while. It'll need somewhere warm to incubate properly.

Jirachi: Would two lakes of lava be good? Because this room has that.

>What would you like to do? 3, 5, 8

>>33019933
roast it with No Parent jokes

>>33019933
That spot between the two lakes looks like a cozy place to put the egg. Let's put it there and act super surprised when we're ambushed.

>>33019942
Re

>>33019949
reroll. If that doesn't happen I guess we can do this>>33019942

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>>33019988
>Well this is obvious. You'll just tuck the egg away between these lava pools to heat it. Surely nothing can go wrong.

>As soon as you take a step forwards, a stream of lava shoots up and knocks the egg out of your hands and into the lava.

>WELP. 2, 6, 7 next

>>33020020
Shout at the source for being rude and force them to apologize.

>>33020029
re. And roast the egg anyway

so

>>33020091
Yeah, I dunno. Didn't want to reroll my own post but whatever.

>>33020029
>>33020034
re

>>33020029
>>33020034
re

>>33020101
>>33020121
all these 1s.
Re

so many 1s
I guess if no one's gonna roll anything else right now

cry for a get

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>>33020133
>>33020121
>>33020029
>>33020034
>"Hey!"
...
>"That wasn't nice!"
...
>"Apologize!"
...

>You turn and check the other pool. "Hey egg... way to get... thrown into lava?"

>Yeah this isn't doing much. 1, 5, 8 next

>>33020184
Well, we've exhausted all our options. Time to go for a swim and beat up that rude dude ourselves.

>>33020189
re. But also ask Osha to join knowing full well that he wouldn't

Just notice Ron hasn't done anything rapey for a long while.
Is he becoming a Faithful Tepig?!

>>33020184
Run straight across

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>>33020245
>You attempt to run between the two pools, but just like last time, the lava shoots between the pools, and manages to clip you. The intense heat of the lava has left you burned.
>Yes, even though you're a fire type.

>4, 6, 9 next

>>33020269
Go around using the upper path instead, and get angery at your teammates for just standing there

>>33020277
re, but instead of getting angry, ask Osha to kiss the boo-boo

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>>33020300
>>33020277
>You walk around the lava pool unscathed.
>"Hey way to just stand there everyone"

Shaymin: Yeah, everyone except you and Osha is weak to fire. *I* sure as hell wasn't going to cross until you figured out what was going on.

Just a reminder that Jirachi could have use Psychic to lift the egg out this entire time but didn't help

>>33020239
That doujin is fucked up, but the art is too good.

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>>33020350
>"Osha will you kiss my boo-boo ;_;"

Osha: *sigh* fine, but this is your last kiss for a while Ron. Now, I don't see any way up from here...

>>33020353
you never asked him to!

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>>33020365
Osha: Oh, well that was convenient

>>33020382
that's the tiniest ladder I've ever seen

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>>33020387

>>33020401
okay, now THAT's the tiniest I've ever seen

>>33020401
Get Jirachi to use his sick psychic Powers to get the egg and then climb the tiny ladder
where the fuck is everyone

>>33020425
I'm busy playing Metroid Prime 2 in between commands, but even then I can still stop to post. No clue what's keeping everyone else busy.

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>>33020382
Jirachi: Okay, I say we go back to the big cavern with only a little lava

Shaymin: I'd settle for the last floor even

Osha: There's nothing there- we have to keep moving upwards.

>What would you like to do next? 0, 4, 9

>>33020438
Feel remorse for leaving the cold egg behind

>>33020425
Meta-response: If it's not in sight, Jirachi wouldn't be able to manipulate it with psychic

>>33020438
Ask them if they know the darumaka we saved from sandslash and sandshrew

>>33020459
Ron literally have Seismic Sense to guide Jirachi

>>33020472
Seismic sense works by sensing vibrations through solid ground

>>33020457
Well it's warm now

No gets yet

>>33020465
re I guess

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>>33020549
>>33020465
>"Hey! Do you guys know a Darumaka? We saved him from some sandshrew and sandslash"

Darmanitan1: Darumaka? We know lots of Darumaka! I come from a big family of Darumaka, in fact!

Darmanitan2: My nephew is a Darumaka!

Darmanitan1: I was a Darumaka once!

Celebi: (psst, hey, you remember this is the past, right? The Darumaka you're talking about probably hasn't even been born yet)

>3, 6, 8 next

>>33020660
Ask 'em what they're up to. Is the thing in the middle a campfire or a hole or what?

>>33020671
Re

>>33020727
re, but also ask them how much they can lift with those huge arms.

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>>33020743
>>33020727
>>33020671

>"So what's this big black thing in the middle of the floor here?"

Darmanitan1: Hm, that? That's a shadow.

>"Also, how much can you lift with those arms?"

Darmanitan1: Ooh, a lot! We're very strong!

Darmanitan2: Yeah, we're good at lifting

Darmanitan1: And breaking

Darmanitan2: Ooh, I LOVE breaking

Darmanitan1: Bones especially

Darmanitan2: I love the crunch!

Osha: Wait, wait, wait, shadow of what?

>>33020811
the colossus

>>33020811
>A pokemon drops from the ceiling.

Heatran: Whaddya want? Can't you see I'm busy trying to melt all the rock here?

>Just roll

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>>33020827
>pic related

>>33020827
>>33020835
Ask him if he was the one bullying us earlier. Tell him we want our egg back.

>>33020835
ask him if he can carry us to the other side and we'll let him do his job

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>>33020845
Heatran: Oh that was you huh? Well that's what you get for messing with my lava. It takes a lot of work melting rocks, you know. Eh? You lost an egg in the lava? Well tough. It's probably melted by now.

>>33020868
Heatran: You want to go to that ladder over there? Hmm... maybe if you made a proper offering to me, I'd consider. You are talking to a legendary, after all. And by the looks of your party, I don't think you'd want to mess with me and these Darmanitan anyway, heh.

>Roll

>>33020893
Offer Jirachi. Let him grant one of Heatran's wishes. What could go wrong?

>>33020893
Offer our second finest maiden, aka not otter.

>>33020893
Offer pidove
If that's not enough, give all of them a berry juice

>>33020893
Offer him some water

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>>33020922
Jirachi: Oh! I thought you guys knew... I can only grant one wish per each of the tags on my head. After all three are filled in, it takes a while to recharge my wishing power and make a new set of tags.

Osha: Really?

Jirachi: Yeah, check the tags. Each wish is written on there.

Osha: 'We wish for this Zygarde to go away' That one was us.... 'I wish to be king of the world'

Jirachi: Poor sucker was murdered 3 days later in a coup.

Osha: 'I wish I had a 10 inch-'... I can't read this last word.

Jirachi: Yeah, wisher wasn't happy with how that one turned out. The importance of enunciation~

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>>33021016
>>33020926
>"Okay, but how about this fancy Pidove here?

Heatran: A Pidove? A PIDOVE?!

>>33021024
don't do it OP

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>>33021024
Heatran: I *LOVE* PIDOVE. THEY'RE DELICIOUS!

>"And how bout some berry juice to wash it down with?*

Osha: I don't get it. Pidove meat is kinda greasy and mealy, but I guess that's just me?

Jirachi: They're better if you eat em whole. The feathers actually give it a pretty nice flavor.

Osha:...

Jirachi: What?

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>>33021049
Heatran: Eh, you lot are alright. You head on up.

>Heatran solidifies some lava into a bridge.

Heatran: Just don't let me catch you getting mixed up with my lava again, got it?

TO BE CONTINUED

>>33021070
B-But the egg...

We need to get some more of those apparently delicious Pidoves.

>>33021077
Pidoves and Seaking, I'm tellin ya. Gourmet ingredients right there

>>33021073
It'll be fiiiiiine

Perfectly hard-boiled fiiiiiine

>team of leggies
ew

>>33021016
>I wish I had a 10 inch pecker
>the mon ends up growing a 10 inch beak or their beak grows/shrinks to 10 inches long if they're already a bird-like mon
I could see it happening.