/vpmd/- /VP/ mystery dungeon

>>32909958


Rules: Periodically I'll ask for input on what you, Ron (and ONLY Ron), should do. When input is required, I will ask for a set of a few numbers. 5 minutes after asking for those numbers, the LAST post ending in one of the requested numbers will have their suggestion taken for Ron's action. Only posts made AFTER the post asking for a # will count. Other characters will move autonomously, acting of their own will, though you can make suggestions for them.
Dubs and trips will now be counted as 'bonus' or 'add-on' actions, actions that Ron will take, so long as they don't conflict or detract away from the main roll. Dubs and trips (or better) can be countered with dubs (or better) of opposite even-odd (ie, 44 can be countered with 11, 33, 55, etc.)
Other rules: -"Get bragging" will now be ignored. (These trips say x, If quads, x will happen)
-"Securing" is no longer allowed. Attempts to secure an action by use of dubs or better will now result in the original action being nullified and moving to the next-most qualified roll.

Keep note that actions can only be performed within the realm of plausibility. You can't pull out items you don't have, you can't use moves you don't know, you can't willingly try to kill yourself etc. etc.

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>>32909962
Celebi: Something was up with that ice ball... we should probably go check on it a little more closely.

Osha: Alright, well, if we're all good then, lets get a move on. I feel like we've been sitting here for a week already

>2, 6, 9

>>32910004
Let's harvest whatever's on those trees before doing anything else.

>>32910019
re, then go down

>>32910019
Eat them all and get sick

>>32910019
Re

>>32910044
no

>>32910004
>missing quads

Where is the real OP?

>>32910075
The real OP is dead, and we killed him.

>>32910089
Blame Nibbles for OP's death.

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>>32910019
>You harvest the BLU, PNK, and ORG Apricorns

Osha: Alright, let's head back down.

Lanshil: Suppose I should go with you. I don't want to be stranded out here if crazy legendary shit starts going down.

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>>32910129
Shildril: Oof, chill in the caves today, huh?

Osha: Hmm, it was actually quite warm in here before... I get the feeling our freezy friend has something to do with it

>1, 6, 8 next

>>32910157
Cum on shildril to keep him warm

>>32910157
*lanshil
fuck

>>32910075
We took too long off! I'm too out of practice

>>32910157
Advance, but let Jack, Nibbles, and Celebi trail behind so that they don't get fugged by any potential ambushes.

>>32910157
Leave no boulder unsmashed.

>>32910192
do this, with >>32910182

>>32910205
re

>>32910192
>>32910182
reroll

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>>32910216
>>32910205
>>32910192
>>32910182
>You break up the boulders and, thanks to your Rock armor, you're rewarded with a Yellow Gem for your efforts
>With nothing else here, you head back into the main chamber

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>>32910257
Tyrantrum: Move it you layabouts! I want that thing out of here! As far away as possible! I don't want anyone to even MENTION the word 'ice' around here!

Bastiodon: How are we supposed to move this thing? You all saw what it did to Carracosta.

Kabuto: Maybe we could dig it out? Hmm...

>Looks like nobody has noticed your entrance yet. What will you do next?

>2, 7, 0 next

>>32910325
Kiss tyrantrum

>>32910336
re

>>32910325
Walk like an Egyptian on over to the exit on the right. At least, I think there was an exit there.

>>32910325
Should we try to goad the Tyrantum close to the ice ball? We would have to deal with his minions. Maybe try something else? (not a GET post unless rerolled)

Otherwise just do >>32910348

>>32910336
roll

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>>32910355
>>32910348
>You begin to walk across the room like an egyptian

Tyrantrum: YOU THERE! Hmmm have I seen you lot somewhere before? No, you don't seem familiar. I've never seen another pokemon acting like that here! What do you think you're doing in my kingdom? Well?

>Well??
>3, 6, 9

>>32910514
We came from the future to tell you about the wonders of microwave popcorn

>>32910514
Walk back like an Egyptian, wait, and then walk the dinosaur towards the exit on the right.

>>32910514
make fire

>>32910532
re, but apologize, addressing him as pharaoh, before leaving

>>32910514
Tell him we're just here to check the plumbing

>>32910531
Re, but get jack to use his ghost armor to push the Ice Ball and crush tyrantrum

then try to recruit baby Rex

>>32910532
>>32910545
do this

>>32910514
Stop walking like an Egyptian and start to walk the dinosaur like we did before, maybe that'll throw him off.
Meanwhile, tell him we're here to help move the ball out of the room. Maybe that can get us on his good side.

>>32910514
Take tyrunt hostage, its clearly his kid

>>32910561
re

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>>32910569
>>32910561
>You switch back to dinosaur mannerisms and tell him that you were just goofing around a bit. You're OF COURSE a loyal subject and have come to help out in the efforts of removing this horrible ice ball from the room for him.

Tyrantrum: Hmm... alright... go ahead then. Remove the ice...

>1, 4, 8 next

>>32910651
do >>32910553, but the person with the highest freeze resistance or Ghost Armor duration does it, whichever is most successful at touching the ice ball safely.

>>32910651
FACE FIRST HEAT CRASH

>>32910651
Summon all our inner strength to BURASTO BAAN the ball of ice from a safe distance.

>>32910671
do this, then try >>32910683 if that doesn't work, but be careful on your aim because you only have one good shot and he might dodge

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>>32910681
>Surprisingly, this had the same reaction as the last time you tried to do this exact thing and you are frozen solid.

>2, 7, 9

>>32910760
I got the get first: >>32910671
reroll

>>32910767
(rules are now last get wins)

>>32910760
If the king's so smug then why doesn't he do it himself

>>32910789
fug

>>32910796
If >>32910767 doesn't work, use Tyrantum's pride against him by flattering him about his strength to get him to do it.

>>32910760
Ice types cant get frozen solid, Amaura should be able to move the ball

>>32910814
good point! Try this with Ron in Ghost Armor trying to push it

>>32910863
Why Ghost Armor though? It only makes us invisible, not invincible.

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>>32910767
>>32910671
>>32910531
>>32910553
>Alright, you have a whole rabbit hole of ideas going on on how to get this ball to hit this smug fuck. Also something about microwave popcorn maybe WHO KNOWS.
>Let's see, you need someone who's ice resistant. Man, you did NOT pick a great team for that. But wait- maybe Amaura can move it since it's part ice type? Yeah let's try that.

Amaura: U-uh... o-okay...

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>>32910901
>Amaura at least resists being frozen, but just being in close proximity manages to chill and slow her to the point she can barely even push it.

Amaura: I-I've never felt this cold before. What is this thing??

>2, 6, 9 next

>>32910927
Think of that hot, steamy stuff that thawed you out before. Tell Amaura to think of something that makes her feel hot as you demonstrate your thawing out.
She'll likely interpret it literally rather than our degenerative finger-locking.

>>32910942
This seems like a good idea, do this

>>32910927
Roast the ice with momma jokes. Make it contemplate its existence.

>>32910789
If that's the case, then do dubs matter?

>>32910968
Since dubs were easy to snipe if you were watching the front page (giving people the opportunity to control the whole game if abused), dubs, trips, and so on are now 'bonus' actions- things that can be appended or incorporated onto the main get, so long as they don't conflict or contradict it. And if no gets are gotten in the 5 minute window, the win will default to any dubs or trips.

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>>32910949
>>32910942
>You think about some hot, steamy things. Thing you could never say out loud in pleasant company. Things like respecting Osha as an individual and not as a sex object
>The resulting feelings shatter your ice prison. You tell Amarua to try and do the same

Amarua: Hot thoughts? I-I don't really like heat though...

Lanshil: Hey, listen, I'm not looking to step on any toes here, but it looks like this ice ball freezes things on contact, so that's probably something to avoid. Just throwing that out there. Also heard something about digging earlier. Dunno if you know, but that IS kinda my thing. Just, you know, if you want.

>Lanshil has learned dungeoneering! through necessity of moving things along

>2, 6, 9 next

>>32911068
HEAT CRASH WHILE THINKING OF OSHA

>>32911068
Ask Lanshil for advice, then call your buddies on the comm device to see if they have any advice

>>32911068
Let Lanshil dig to his heart's content, then. Dig a tunnel for the ball to roll out into the ocean.
Is he joining our team?

>>32911095
rerolling this just so that the post above it doesn't get used

>>32911098
Do this, but try to cancel out Amarua's discomfort by gradually applying heat.

>>32911068
Tell Tyrantrum the ice ball called it a bitch

>>32911098
>spoiler
Do you want it on your team? Am I going to have to make its evolutions then?

>>32911125
As long as you're cool with making them, but maybe wait and see what everyone else thinks first

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>>32911106
>>32911098
Lanshil: Alright, digging. Digging is always a great option, in my opinion. So then, let's.... just...

>>32911125
I personally want to keep the team with real pokemon. I think the fakemon are best as an encounter or battle thing

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>>32911177

>>32911185
ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH

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>>32911185

>>32911196
I've lost track of how many holes we've fallen down this chapter

>>32911196
>trusting the fakemon
We deserved this.

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>>32911241
stop talking shit

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>>32911196
>You awake somewhere deep underground... man it is SWELTERING in here. Seriously. Even for a fire type like you!

Lanshil: Man, where ever are we... I don't think I've ever dug this deep before...

Amaura: Ohhh this heat is no good... I think I might pass out

>Hang on, looks like the ice ball landed just ahead next to something else...

>>32911296
Looks like it's time for a big dumb boss fight.
Is it the golems? I bet it's the golems.

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>>32911296
Celebi: Here you guys are!

Osha: Man we were worried... that hole seemed pretty deep...

Celebi: We teleported

Lanshil: Wait, how did you guys... uh...

Osha: Uh, this is something she does, just keep going.

>You open your mouth to speak

Celebi: Because I have to be touching what I'm teleporting and no way I could even get close to the ice ball to try, that's why not. Also, you never asked.

>You close your mouth

Celebi: Anyway, this is pretty interesting. See that thing there next to the ice ball? That's something from the legendary shrine in modern day Mt. Yonder! In fact... I think that's the portal to Aula Calesti! But it doesn't look quite right...

>2, 6, 9 next

>>32911342
Get close to the ball for coolness. You might be able to interact with it. Examine the object close to it.

>>32911342
>she

Let's go get the portal, but get the others to get prepared if we have to fight

>>32911356
have I not referred to Celebi as female before?

>>32911356
This, but have Celbi teleport Amaura out of there so she stops suffering from the heat.

>>32911370
Good idea, but make sure Amaura is teleported away from Tyrantum and his lackeys.

>>32911370
>>32911373
>>32911356
re

>>32911362
I don't remember
But I have shitty memory, so maybe you have

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>>32911394
Proof is everything, anon. If you don't have any you may as well not have an argument.

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>>32911370
>>32911373
Just cause there's too many pokemon here right now...

Celebi: Hey if you want to go somewhere cooler, no need to convince me. This heat is killing me too. And then who's going to time travel you guys.
Lanshil: Wait, what do you mean, time trav-?

Celebi: NOTHING.

>Celebi and Amaura teleport out

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>>32911472
>>32911356

>Well then, may as well check out this thing. Huh. Just looks like a normal thing or whatever. Wonder how bad it would be if you just touched reaaaaal qui-

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>>32911490
>OH IT'S BAD. IT'S REAL BAD OH JEEZ

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>>32911493
Nibbles: Hey, is everyone alright?

Osha: I think so yeah...

Nibbles: So did you guys ever play 'the floor is lava' when you were younger. Because uh... a lot of it is now. Oh and also

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>>32911541
Nibbles: This is a thing now

>1, 2, 7 next

>>32911550
Say hello, and apologize to Groudon for waking it up.

>>32911550
Where is the ice ball?
Maybe we should NOPE out of there and have the dinosaurs deal with it.
Try >>32911561 first to see if it can be reasoned with.

>>32911550
Tell Groudon we're fans.
Try to convince him to help use build a mountain as a "place of worship" for it.

>>32911550
Oh hey, it's that one midboss suggested all those months ago.
Should've guessed that'd be it.
Reroll for >>32911561 and trying to locate the ice ball.

>>32911574
this, but if he's angry blame NiTyrantum

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>>32911581
>"So hey, Groudon, big fans. Uhm, listen, we were just getting around to thinking that this place would be really neat with some more land. Lots of land. Hey, a mountain, why not? And then we little normal pokemon could, i dunno, make a shrine to worship you all powerful pokemon. How's that sound?"

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>>32911664
>OHSWEETARCEUSWHY

>Groudon roars angrily and stomps around in its lava.

>Hoooly shit that was bad. You are in some pretty critical shape here. Yeah, no, this isn't a coherent, sophisticated Groudon like you might find in your own time. This is some kind of... feral... primitive... ancient version of it- you don't even know what you would call that!

>You'd better come up with something- and quick. It's only getting hotter down here...

>1, 4, 7 next

>>32911682
Thrust open that crack leaking water. And I don't mean Osha's.

>>32911682
>>32911574
Reroll for running away like pussies and getting Tyrantum to deal with it!

>>32911698
Do this but with Osha's crack

>>32911698
Wait, do this^, then do >>32911700 if it does nothing!

>>32911698
re, but get the others to find the ice ball, then do >>32911700 if nothing happens
Also maybe eat an oran berry.

>>32911698
Do this but throw the blast seed at it if we can't walk on the lava. And if that doesn't work, run while screaming like little girls.

>>32911717
Re
Also, is Harsh Sunlight on?

>>32911725
the harshest
extremely harsh in fact

>>32911725
Unless OP says otherwise, I would be inclined to say yes.
I, >>32911720, and >>32911698 are hoping our plan will somehow negate the effects by making the room a 7.8/10 for Primal Groudon.

>>32911735
As harsh as otter's cold denying our of undying love?

>>32911746
>As harsh as otter's cold denying our of undying love?
just a skosh less harsh than that. So still very, very harsh.
Precisely this harsh: https://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Desolate_Land_(Ability)

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>>32911707
>>32911698
Osha: What do we even do against this thing. Man I wish we had a... a mega evolution or something. But if not raw power, we'll have to figure out something else to take him down and-
>*crack*

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>>32911807

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>>32911814
>The crack in the wall bursts open, allowing ocean water to flood in. Groudon roars furiously, and begins to rush over to the leak.

Osha: Oh! That's right, back in this time, the mountain was surrounded by ocean. Surely that much water must be able to do something!

>What would you like to do next? 2, 7, 9

>>32911814
This is some Mario and Luigi Superstar Saga shit. Bros. attacks when?

>>32911828
Have Osha or someone else redirect the water to give us more walking room. Maybe we can even force Groudon into a corner and douse it.

>>32911840
This, but also break open the other crack while Groudon's distracted.

>>32911840
>>32911849
Do these, but make it cooler with Ice Beam. Maybe we can make icicle spears to chuck at Groudon.

>>32911829
>Bros. attacks when?
God, I wish.

>>32911828
Thrust open groudons crack this time

>>32911828
Slow it down with Bulldoze and blame Nibbles for not doing that earlier
An Ice Beam its feet with Osha
And crack open a cold one (the wall) with the boys

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>>32911849
>>32911840
>Osha, Nibbles, and Lanshil head over towards the leak to try and make use of the rushing water, but it looks like Groudon made its way over there first

Osha: Agh... it's closing up the leak with lava! Alright, but while the area here is cooled, we should try and get some attacks in!

>You and Jack meanwhile try to head over to the other end... but it looks like there's a pretty sizable gap between you and the other cracked wall...

>2, 7, 9 next

>>32911952
Thrust oshas crack again to get him to knock us into the wall

Distract Groudon from Osha, then have Osha build a route towards the second crack. If it's too late, try >>32911959


>>32911829
>>32911859
Ron & Osha

>[something] Grinding
Ron rolls out on the foe, but rolls out towards the ground to pin them. While spinning, Osha spins horizontally with a continuous Razor Shell spin attack.

>Ice Breaker
Osha freezes the enemy. Ron tries to pull off as many Arm Thrusts on the enemy as possible.

Jack & Nibbles
>Dicey Slice
Jack and Nibbles surround the target and slash in opposite rotations in a 1-2 consecutively. Their blades will not touch each other, but they will pass in opposite directions to make a scissoring effect while also disorienting the target.

Ron & Buddy
>Agitated Acid
Buddy launches a ball of acid towards the enemy, but Ron blasts the ball with fire to make it explode. The hot acid is stronger (I think) and gets everywhere where the target is.

Ron & Rina:
>Violent Volley
Rina kicks the enemy off towards Ron, who slams the enemy back, probably with an Arm Thrust, back towards Rina. Repeat.

>>32911952
Hurl a Blast Seed at it and hope it hits.

>>32911977
That's a pretty good idea.
But do>>32911973 if that doesn't work.

>>32911952
Continue trying to break the other crack.
Meanwhile, cool the lava with ice beam and have Nibbles make the first crack bigger

>>32911973
Ron & Woomy
>some name about reversal or gravity, I dunno
Ron jumps off Woomy to gain some air, who uses Topsy Turvy to hurl the enemy upwards. Ron and them then slam together in an explosive fiery fashion.
Those are some really cool ideas, thanks for sharing 'em

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>>32911977
>With the right hole closed, Groudon turns its focus towards Osha and co. Meanwhile you hurl the blast seed left crack-ward

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>>32912043
>The left side bursts open, causing water to flood in from a new hole. Enraged once again, Groudon rushes to fix that side

>2 ,3 , 9 next

>>32912056
Hop on over to where Groudon is using the platform he created and team attack his sweet succulent ass.

>>32912056
Go to the right sealed wall and work your way around the north wall towards the second water.

>>32912078
re

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>>32912099
>>32912078

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>>32912139
>Okay, you made it here and
TO BE CONTINUED

>>32912151
Weird place to stop, but alright. Thanks for the thread OP. Next time we'll finish the fight and/or find that ice ball.

>>32912158
The fight could be over in a couple more commands to be honest, but I'm having trouble staying awaye right now so we'll finish it up at the start of next thread