/vpmd/- /VP/ mystery dungeon

>>32643389
Rules: Periodically I'll ask for input on what you, Ron (and ONLY Ron), should do. When input is required, I will ask for a set of a few numbers. 5 minutes after asking for those numbers, the LAST post ending in one of the requested numbers will have their suggestion taken for Ron's action. Only posts made AFTER the post asking for a # will count. Other characters will move autonomously, acting of their own will, though you can make suggestions for them.
Dubs and trips will now be counted as 'bonus' or 'add-on' actions, actions that Ron will take, so long as they don't conflict or detract away from the main roll. Dubs and trips (or better) can be countered with dubs (or better) of opposite even-odd (ie, 44 can be countered with 11, 33, 55, etc.)
Other rules: -"Get bragging" will now be ignored. (These trips say x, If quads, x will happen)
-"Securing" is no longer allowed. Attempts to secure an action by use of dubs or better will now result in the original action being nullified and moving to the next-most qualified roll.

Keep note that actions can only be performed within the realm of plausibility. You can't pull out items you don't have, you can't use moves you don't know, you can't willingly try to kill yourself etc. etc.

Info sheet (inc. Moves, Abilities, and inventory): https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1FMmY3bDYUhif0da--HXa6SZxSC6TxiyV0tEWXC8Eo-k/edit?usp=sharing

>>32643389
mmm mmm mmm

Looking good, Osha.

So I guess Corphish is named Robster now? Where did that suggestion even come from?

>>32643413
It's from a poll on the discord

>>32643499
We put tha robster on tha grirr, young pupir.

>>32643499
Right, but I was asking where the name came from. I checked the thread and discord and didn't find any mention of it until the poll

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>>32643395
Shaymin: Hey you guys made it.

Osha: Sorry we took a while. How did you guys get past the Rocky Rollers so fast?

Rina: We just bribed the guard.

Nibbles: *I* said we should fight.

Eva: Me too.

Shaymin: And they knew better than to mess with mythical pokemon. And those fishing rods! What an obvious trap.

Sparkles: Yeah, fishing rods out in the middle of nowhere? It was pretty blatantly some kind of scam. Touching them is obviously inviting some kind of unsavory type pokemon or other.

Osha: Hah, yeah... so where do we go from here?

Shaymin: This is the entrance to Mt Yonder here. We'll head in and see how it goes in there. So the portal should be somewhere deep in the heart of the mountain.

Jirachi: You know, this place used to be way bigger in the past, but some kind of cataclysmic event broke away much of the mountain. So it shouldn't be too difficult to get there.

Shaymin: How bout that. Anyway, here, everybody take one

>Shaymin hands you a Comm Device

Shamin: I only had enough stuff to make one for everyone, so use it wisely. Let's head inside

>>32643517
Oh Robster won? That was my name. Sometimes if there aren't a lot of names suggested, I'll try and throw one in too to give the poll a little more choice, but this is the first time I think it's won

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>>32643532
>You follow the entrance path into the mountain and come to a crossroads

Shaymin: Hm, looks like we hit our split up point already. Everyone pick a path and start exploring!

>Which way do you want to go? 1,5,7

>>32643581
The one single time a Divining Rod would be useful, and we don't have one. Ah well. Bottom left, I suppose.

>>32643581
Lets point our dick at all of them
Whichever gives us the hardest boner wins

>>32643599
Nevermind, looks like we have our "rod" now.

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>>32643599
>No.

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>>32643639
>No.

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>>32643641
>No.

>>32643649
Oh god, it's going to be the path directly behind Osha

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>>32643649
>Oh hang on, you're definitely getting some kind of feeling about something in this direction... yeah this is definitely a really strong clue about this path

>>32643659
>The path with the hardest boner was in the direction where osha was standing

>>32643659
Are we going to shoot our clue goo on otter?

>>32643675
That's the joke.

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>>32643659
>Each team heads off down a path

>>32643659
Now let's cum on Osha, give Rina a hot goodbye kiss and head to the tunnel

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>>32643698
>Your path leads you into a small room... it looks like this could be someone's secret base? There's even an oversized Snorlax plush toy in the corner! The owner must be pretty careless too, they left the TV on!

>What would you like to do? 2, 6, 9

>>32643708
Steal snorlax plush

>>32643708
Double-check if that Snorlax really is a plush. Other teammates can do whatever, like set off traps.

>>32643708
Make Plum use her perception,just in case

>>32643728
Wait, shit. Plum has that boosted perception so she could check if there's anything nearby. Use that instead.

>>32643708
Cum on Snorlax, then check the berry tree, check the chests and then watch tv

>>32643708
>>32643732
>>32643734
Ron is a jack of all trades right? Roll for perception too.

>>32643708
Steal their flag

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>>32643739
>Let's do one thing at a time here. Clearly you'll take care of the most important first.

>As you defile the giant poorly-drawn plush toy, plum perks up for a second, then pauses for a moment, then shakes her head and moves on. Seems she noticed something for a brief moment.

>What's next? 4, 8, 0

>>32643769
Use perception.

>>32643769
Let's leave. Clearly there's nothing that'll aid our progress here and we're only wasting our time.

>>32643769
Open the chests

>>32643781
re but check for mimics

>>32643769
Open the bronze chest.

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>>32643769
>you defile the giant poorly-drawn plush toy

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>>32643777
>Ron's perceptions is only as strong as you, the players' perception of the area around you. Perhaps there are minute details to notice about the board, perhaps an item moves slightly askew, perhaps a lock isn't drawn on a door, those types of things. If you want to get more info on any item in particular, you can ask for details of it however.

>>32643790
>>32643781
Which chest first?

>>32643845
>perhaps an item moves slightly askew
OP, you just gave yourself away.
Guys, check the lampshade.

>>32643845
The one with our color scheme, bronze
Or at least the more similar

>>32643845
Blue

>>32643845
shoot, you guys gotta remind me when I give a prompt and not numbers

>0, 3, 4

>>32643858
this

>>32643878
re

>>32643888
I thought you just did it to get the trips

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>>32643888
>stealing our trips because you can't put down a few fucking numbers

open the bronze chest you dip

No guys, seriously. Open every image of the room in separate tabs and cycle through them. The lamp wiggles.

>>32643928
I saw, but chests are more important

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>>32643904
>The bronze chest contains a crystal ball! You can use it to consult the spirits for advice whenever you want, for 3 uses.

>3, 7, 9 next

>>32643951
Ask it if Osha will ever love you in the non-platonic way.

>>32643951
Check the lamp.

>>32643951
Have the team approach the lamp with caution. Osha stands on the table so he can aim better in case he needs to shoot.

>>32643962
Do this

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>>32643967
>>32643966
>You approach the lamp slowly and gingerly as your teammates stand by for backup.
>As you approach, you hear a faint whisper...

Lamp?: (go.... go away...)

>3, 7, 8 next

>>32644024
Stick your dick in the electrical outlet

>>32644024
How about no?

>>32644024
Promise that we won't harm it and leave quietly it if it gives us directions further into Mt. Yonder.

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>>32644033
>Oddly enough, there don't seem to be any electrical sockets in this area. Hmm, you're getting the feeling that this might not actually be a real lamp...

>>32644044
Lamp?: (Mt. Yonder? There IS no Mt. Yonder, man. It's all smoke and mirrors set up by the Probopasses to make you THINK there's a Mt. Yonder.)

>2, 6, 0

>>32644100
Just take off the disguise already.

>>32644100
Ask him to explain this cave they're in, then. While they're distracted by their own rambling, we take the rest of their items and leave.

>>32644124
re, but also do this >>32644114 before we leave

>>32644143
Re. Let's get the ball rolling.

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>>32644172
>>32644143
>>32644114
>You pull the lampshade off to reveal a pokemon!

Sudowoodo: Ah! I knew they'd find me eventually! I knew it!

Osha: What? Who? What are you even doing here?

Sudowoodo: AAAA! YOU THE WATER TYPES!

Buddy: Hi I'm Buddy!

Sudowoodo: AND THE GRASS TYPES

Plum: ...

Sudowoodo: AND THE FIGHTING TYPES AAAAAAAA DON'T HURT ME!

>>32644226
Sudowoodo? I guess Lampent would've been too obvious

>>32644249
I think they never made a Lampent figure.

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>>32644226
Sudowoodo: Okay! I'll tell you everything I know, just don't spit water at me!

Osha: I-I wasn't-

Sudowoodo: It's not just Mt. Yonder that's controlled by Probopass, it's all adventure areas- look into it! The pokemon controlling them all have connections!

Osha: But-

Sudowoodo: The casinos weren't taken down because of censorship, the clefairy stole them when they got Fairy type powers and opened their own casinos on the moon!

Osha: Uh...

>>32644319
Nice, we can make a lot of lemonade with those twelve lemons.
yes I know it's gold ok

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>>32644319
Sudowoodo: -and we're not actually real! We're just plastic figures all being manipulated by a fat, lonely loser

Osha: Okay okay, but what exactly are you doing here?

Sudowoodo: Oh, it's *them.* They're after me man.

Osha: We're not. We really aren't.

Sudowoodo: Not you! I mean, yeah, you probably, but *them.* They know I'm a useless pokemon and they're coming for me!

>>32644356
Hey now, don't be so hard on yourself.

>>32644378
OP likes it hard, he deals with us

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>>32644356
Sudowoodo: Oh! And don't open that chest!

>You stop short at his declaration

Osha: Anything else you wanna get out of your system?

Sudowoodo: Treeckodid12/16

Osha: Feel better?

Sudowoodo: Almost never, no.

>2, 4, 9 next

>>32644387
Save this poor guy from his misery by recruiting him.

>>32644356
>fat, lonely loser
At least you have us, OP! <3

>>32644387
Ask who left the tv on.

>>32644387
Eh, let's take his word on it. Thank him for his enlightening info and leave.

cry

>>32644387
recruit him

>>32644445
fuck off

>>32644421
reroll

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>>32644429
Sudowoodo: I did, I was watching Zorua News when you came along and I had to spring into my hiding plan... and now...

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>>32644499
Sudowoodo: Now you know that I know too much...

Osha: Whoa now, Sudowoodo, don't do anything too rash here...

>>32644499
Don't tell me he's going to take out whatever was in the chest and use it on us

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>>32644510
Sudowoodo: YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!!

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>>32644524

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>>32644499
>Zorua news

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>>32644529
TO BE CONTINUED

>>32644534
I don't get it.

>>32644540
Zorua is a fox.

News channel.

Fox News.

>>32644537
We should beat the shit out of Sudowoodo next time we see him. Thanks for the run, OP!

>>32644537
So much for trying to negotiate things peacefully.
night

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>>32644540

>>32644552
>>32644569
I see, thanks. Didn't know 'cause I don't follow that sort of stuff.

>>32644552
Makes sense. Both are deceptive and fake

Dammit, we should've asked Sparkles to repair our headphones before he fucked off.

>>32644262
kek

#roleplaying was a mistake.

>>32648484
There's a reason I don't use the discord much anymore