/vpmd/- /VP/ mystery dungeon

Interrupting cow says GET FUCKED

>>32483437
>Ampharos is the true wielder of the keyblade
I believe it.

Rules: Periodically I'll ask for input on what you, Ron (and ONLY Ron), should do. When input is required, I will ask for a set of a few numbers. 5 minutes after asking for those numbers, the LAST post ending in one of the requested numbers will have their suggestion taken for Ron's action. Only posts made AFTER the post asking for a # will count. Other characters will move autonomously, acting of their own will, though you can make suggestions for them.
Dubs and trips will now be counted as 'bonus' or 'add-on' actions, actions that Ron will take, so long as they don't conflict or detract away from the main roll. Dubs and trips (or better) can be countered with dubs (or better) of opposite even-odd (ie, 44 can be countered with 11, 33, 55, etc.)
Other rules: -"Get bragging" will now be ignored. (These trips say x, If quads, x will happen)
-"Securing" is no longer allowed. Attempts to secure an action by use of dubs or better will now result in the original action being nullified and moving to the next-most qualified roll.

Keep note that actions can only be performed within the realm of plausibility. You can't pull out items you don't have, you can't use moves you don't know, you can't willingly try to kill yourself etc. etc.

Info sheet (inc. Moves, Abilities, and inventory): https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1FMmY3bDYUhif0da--HXa6SZxSC6TxiyV0tEWXC8Eo-k/edit?usp=sharing

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>>32483456
Osha: So uh...

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>>32483468
Osha: Did we make a wrong turn, or...?

Nibbles: But there weren't any turns. We followed the stairs straight up.

Barry: Maybe there's something here?

>3, 8, 9

>>32483472
Play in the water. It hurts so good

>>32483472
Pee in the water.

That's it. This is literally the only thread worth visiting in all of /vp/. Everything else is just people being autists or yelling at the redditors that aren't here or wanting their 10 seconds of (you)s in mediocre screengrabs...
I'm sorry you have to use this board to post, Op.

>>32483472
Ask osha to see what's down there.

>>32483472
Rollout around the perimeter to check for secret passages

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>>32483488
>You rollout around the room, feeling the walls as you go. As far as you can tell, the wall is smooth and has no secrets behind it

Nibbles: What's that?

Osha: I dunno. Some sort of symbol I think? It's just a blue line in the shape of a... blob, I guess?

>1, 4, 5 next

Hint coins available: 3

>>32483544
Try filling the blue symbol with water? Worth a shot.

>>32483544
are hint coins physical objects?
if so then put on at the indent of the shape
its like pac-man

>>32483544
inspect the blob symbol

>>32483558
re

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>>32483565
>A hint coin materializes from an abstract concept OP offered to become real and is placed in the indent of the 'blob'
>Nothing seems to be happening though

>6, 7, 0 next

>>32483635
fill the shape with water

>>32483635
Have Osha lie down inside the symbol, it seems to be perfectly made for him.

>>32483635
>>32483558
Rerolling.

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>>32483650
Osha: Okay, this does weirdly seem like an almost perfect shape of me, but I don't think anything is happening. I think this symbol is just a symbol...

>>32483719
>1, 4, 8 next

>>32483719
attack the symbol

>>32483734
push Osha out of the circle and dry hump the circle

>>32483719
cry in the symbol

>>32483743
re

>>32483749
re

>>32483719
Fill the symbol with water.
If nothing happens use a hint coin, since we'll be here all night otherwise.

fill with water

>>32483719
Sit on the circle and question our existence
Then get osha to fill it with water

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>>32483774
>Osha fills the circle with water, but his attack just seems to be dissolving the symbol, as though it were just painted on

>>32483772
You may have to think a bit more abstractly for this puzzle. The symbol is just a symbol, so interacting with it won't get you anywhere, though, if you're on a windows computer, you may recognize the shape.

>>32483844
paint the symbol white :^)

>>32483844
>2, 5, 9 next

2 hint coins remaining

>>32483880

re >>32483860

There's probably something invisible that we have to uncover by painting it.

>>32483880
Use the symbol to install chrome and or firefox!

>>32483880
Say "Ow the Edge" and install ubuntu rather than a shitty 2014 os

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>You don't have any paint on you anymore, so you wipe away the rest of the symbol to 'paint it white'

>3, 6, 0

We ready for hint 2 yet?

>>32483974
360 and walk your way back into ALL THE HINTS AT ONCE

>>32483974
I intended for Ron to cum in the symbol

>>32483974
Blame nibbles for us being unable to solve the puzzle

>>32483989
re

>>32483974
Use Osha's water to "paint" the floor and see if anything comes up. If that fails just use a hint coin.

>>32483979
Hint 2: Someone did mention paint... too bad you don't have anything like that anymore. Say, anyone else get the feeling that the figures aren't alone on the board? I feel like there's been something in all these pictures...

>>32483999
HOLY FUCK I thought of that Earlier!

USE THE BLUE MARKER!

>>32483999
Oh, I thought that was just you being lazy.
Use the markers to paint the whole floor.

>>32484005
this

>>32483974
Grab the marker and write "Team Regicide was here! Team Muddy Vines are losers!"

>>32484011
therein lies the puzzle. I leave the markers in frame all the time!

Quick use the last hint coin before we solve it!

>OP thinks 2 coins are enough

It's like you want to make us feel like we are not retarded

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>>32484011
>>32484026
>You pick up the markers that have been on the board this whole thread and do those things.

>3, 6, 9 next

>>32484052
Well... you need to progress, and this room is lacking something critical in that regard. Something that might look nice over on that far wall. That blank, canvas-white wall.

>>32484082
draw a beautiful arched entrance

>>32484082
Draw the stairs and let's get outta here. If only we could do that with every room.

>>32484082
Draw an elevator with a button pointing upwards. Also, two floors. This one and the rooftop.

>>32484082
Draw a door and a staircase on the walls and hope they magically become real, keep the marker for our fight against Landorus

your handwriting is fucking beautiful OP

>>32484096
Also, keep the markers and eraser.

Draw a dick on nibbles forehead

>>32484098
Do this but also draw a dick pointing at Osha

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>>32484096
>You draw an elevator and a little bellhop while you're at it. What they expect YOU to push those buttons?

Bellhop: Very good sir. Shall we travel to the next floor?

Osha: How about the roof?

Bellhop: The roof does not have elevator access, I fear

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>>32484156
...
...
>*cough*
...

>>32484156
draw a little monster to eat the bellhop

>>32484156
that's a small Bellhop

rolling for recruiting the bellhop

Draw bellhop a hot girlfriend

>>32484180
Do this as a reward.

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>>32484159
See how much of this room we can make it through

>You step out into 3F. In this room are a number of odd dragon statues standing in a ring.

Barry: Wow, okay

Nibbles: Ugh, I know. Are they serious with these things?

Osha: What? What's wrong with them?

Nibbles: Are you even looking at these statues?

Barry: Osha, they're just... super racist caricatures of dragons. Like, come on, I thought we were past these tired stereotypes.

Osha: Oh... sorry?

>2, 5, 9

3 Hint coins available

>>32484180
Do this

>>32484211
Read the sign then do this >>32484223

>>32484211
Read the sign first, I suppose.

>>32484223
reroll

>>32484211
Have Barry use OUTRAGE against the racist statues

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>>32484229
Osha: Ten dragons stand in a circle, each the embodiment of an element.
Four will match your party.
Attack to reveal their element, but be warned, an incorrect attack will result in the dragon attacking.
You may ask each dragon one question, but be warned, half the dragons speak lies

Osha: Well this seems complicated

>1, 4, 6 next

>>32484279
"ask the statues which statue looks like a bitch"

>>32484284
you uh... you want to use all the questions on that?

>>32484279
Ask the statues if they want you to kick them in the nuts, if they say yes, that means they're lying

>>32484279
Let's try attacking one first. Just to see what happens if we pick a wrong one.

>>32484279
Ask each statue which statues are correct.

>>32484325
Do this

>>32484315
Did I fucking stutter?

>>32484325
But if we ask all of them to tell if they're lying, then we won't be able to ask them what type they are afterwards.

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>>32484333
calm down with those trips Anon

>>32484334
Well if the lying statues tell different lies, then we'll know for sure which ones are correct. From there it's trial and error to see which belongs to who

>>32484344
You're right dubs. I lost my cool. Glad to have you there to keep me from flipping my shit.

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>>32484284
>The statues crackle and groan as they move to respond to your question. In turn, each dragon points to another

>2, 4, 0 next

>>32484416
Behold our type chart!...with some liars in there.

>>32484416
bottom one has to be electric or ground cause electric only has one weakness, but it could truthful which would make it ground

>>32484416
Let Osha, Barry, and Nibbles ask a question each. The sign said "You may ask one question," not "Your team may ask one question."

>>32484455
alright, that is good logic, but the puzzle was intended as the latter. So, I'll give you one more question to any one dragon

>>32484416
The one that none of the dragons pointed at is probably honest so ask him each of the dragons types

Ask half of them if the one to their right will tell the truth? This could backfire if both of them are liars.

>>32484509
But then ask the rest what type they are, along with the ones on either side of them.

>>32484501
Three of them have no one pointing at them
Pick a ?, gotta TBC

tell all of them to point north
only the truth tellers will

>>32484526
If nobody's going to suggest anything there's mine >>32484509 >>32484523
But I'm not the anon who pulled that logic trick.

>>32484542
This is really good, voting this

>>32484526
Ask the leftmost dragon above the pink wing one if he wants to fuck osha

>>32484542
but how do we know which way is North

Have them all point at Osha

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>>32484555
Okay so I said 1 question to ONE dragon back here >>32484486 and this is the only post that did that so....

>The dragon turns on the spot to address your team as you ask it your question.
Blue-Winged Dragon: I am Enzarel. I... do not wish to have sexual intercourse with this otter.

Osha: Oh my giratina I hope he's a truth teller.

TO BE CONTINUED

>>32484599
I don't even know what's happening anymore
Night OP

>>32484599
Clearly that dragon is a liar, nobody can resist otter butt.

Night OP

>>32484599
We should probably just use all three hint coins and get it over with. Thanks for the thread OP.

>>32484599
More fun-fact than help, b/c I dunno if we'll get to them, but their names, clockwise from Enzarel, Fleurric, Grimmaw, Hueron, Inarue, Jakare, Alonzel, Bothnol, Coquien, and Demari. I came up with these names when I was 19, no bully pls >_<
Also none of them hint their types, for the most part

I bully
Just kidding, that's cute OP

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>>32484333
Put this in the screencap