/vpmd/- /VP/ mystery dungeon

>>32450055
Rules: Periodically I'll ask for input on what you, Ron (and ONLY Ron), should do. When input is required, I will ask for a set of a few numbers. 5 minutes after asking for those numbers, the LAST post ending in one of the requested numbers will have their suggestion taken for Ron's action. Only posts made AFTER the post asking for a # will count. Other characters will move autonomously, acting of their own will, though you can make suggestions for them.
Dubs and trips will now be counted as 'bonus' or 'add-on' actions, actions that Ron will take, so long as they don't conflict or detract away from the main roll. Dubs and trips (or better) can be countered with dubs (or better) of opposite even-odd (ie, 44 can be countered with 11, 33, 55, etc.)
Other rules: -"Get bragging" will now be ignored. (These trips say x, If quads, x will happen)
-"Securing" is no longer allowed. Attempts to secure an action by use of dubs or better will now result in the original action being nullified and moving to the next-most qualified roll.

Keep note that actions can only be performed within the realm of plausibility. You can't pull out items you don't have, you can't use moves you don't know, you can't willingly try to kill yourself etc. etc.

Info sheet (inc. Moves, Abilities, and inventory): https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1FMmY3bDYUhif0da--HXa6SZxSC6TxiyV0tEWXC8Eo-k/edit?usp=sharing

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>>32450059
Osha: We made it to the top of the second tower!

Nibbles: That was one long ladder

Barry: I know, it felt like we were climbing for 2 whole days

Osha: Says the one who can fly... so uh...

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>>32450083
Osha: What exactly is going on here?

>2, 4, or 9

>>32450095
Jam to the music.

>>32450095
>page two and no rolls
Sad

Anyway, go talk with emolga

>>32450095
go rock out to these killer beats

>>32450095
Start mingling. See if someone will tell us what's happening.

>>32450102
re

>>32450095
Ask Emolga how he isn't dead. Also >>32450102

>>32450106
Rerolling

>>32450111
Oooh. Wait. We're not supposed to know about that. Nevermind, just go for talking with him.

>>32450095
Rock out with a rollout. No target just do some sick donuts!

>>32450138
ree

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>>32450104
>>32450111
Osha: Hey Emolga

Emolga: Oh! It's you guys. You're a bit late, you already missed half the concert!

Osha: Concert?

>"Hey, how come you're not dead?"

Emolga: Dead? Why would I be dead? Yeah, it's a big Thundurus concert before he heads out on tour! It was a huge thing in the city for months! And it's great, too. Been feeling like going somewhere and hanging out with friends. I feel like I haven't been able to do that in a while for some reason...

Osha: Wait, wait, wait. How... I don't even know where to start here... how did you all get up here? We had to gather coins and run through a bunch of mediocre puzzles to get here.

Emolga: We took the cloud elevator Thundurus made, just like it said on the tickets. Duh.

Osha: I feel... cheated...

>1, 4, 7 next

>>32450199
Enjoy the concert. No need to be a dick and ruin it.

>>32450199
Show your appreciation by holding off on the mosh pit but by rocking out with your rollout.

>>32450199
Act like a crazy fan girl so senpai Thundurus notices us

>>32450199
We are a fire type at a concert. Do the lighter thing that is apparently a thing

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>>32450214
>>32450222
>No reason to ruin everyone's fun. After all that time questing, it'll be good to kick back and have some fun, right?

Osha: I... guess we can wait. How much longer is the concert supposed to go?

Emolga: Well the tickets said until 10

Osha: Erm

Emolga: But when Thundurus is fired up like this, he can go all night!

Osha: ERM

>You continue to rock out to the music, in fact, rocking out so hard, you... you have to do something rock related!

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>>32450294

>>32450294
BUENO

>>32450307
DAMMIT RON

>>32450307
Of fucking course.

>>32450307
Time to blame nibbles

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>>32450307
Thundurus: YO! YO! Hol' up now. You 4 come to MY concert, late by the way, make a huge ruckus with your talking, then crash into my speakers!

Osha: Uh, sorry about this Thundurus, but we came here-

Thundurus: To see my concert, yes, I know! Pokemon from all over come to see me. I am a lyrical wordsmith, yo!

Osha: Um... no actually... we're here for the tower challenge. It's kinda urgent...

Thundurus: Tower challenge? That bs ain't urgent, y'all can wait.

Loudred: ACTUALLY THUNDURUS, I COULD USE A BREAK. THE SPEAKER HOOKUP IS KIND OF UNCOMFORTABLE.

Nibbles: How-

Loudred: DON'T ASK.

Thundurus: Fine. Fine, we'll take a break from rockin up here and I will rock you assholes with my genius fighting skills down there! Everybody CLEAR OUT

>>32450363
>we didn't blame nibbles
Nice

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>>32450363
>The pokemon clear the area and Thundurus hops down to fight you, immediately sparking up an electrical defense

Thundurus: You think you can stand up to an amazing pokemon like me? Bring it on! You'll be fried by my electricity!

>1, 3, 6 next

>>32450382
Touch that jolteon's butt before the fight

>>32450382
Suddenly, I feel like bringing Barry along was a big mistake. Have Ron and Nibbles take the lead with Osha doing his usual beaming. Barry does as he pleases.

>>32450382
Get Nibbles to freeze him in place then use earthquake. While Ron uses rollout on him. Osha covers with an ice move as well

>>32450415
re

>>32450415
rolling

>>32450418
Actually, let Barry jam out on the mic.

>>32450432
Do this but have barry sing eye of the tiger

>>32450418
>>32450432
Rolling

>>32450441
>>32450432
Re

>>32450382
inquire as to the placement of the 'hookup' and offer to loosen him up

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>>32450423
>Osha and Barry attack with an ice beam and air cutter from afar, while Nibbles goes in and holds Thundurus down. I assume you meant bulldoze, but Thundurus is part flying type so no go either way
>You attempt to roll in with a rollout, but Thundurus' electrical defense zaps you away.

Guys, we should use our bug armor to maybe pass on a command to one of the audience members so we can get them on our side.

>>32450559
Now that you mention it, Jolteon's Volt Absorb could be super useful.

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>>32450529
Thundurus: Bein an earth type ain't gonna win you this battle. Not against a fighting genius like me!

>Thundurus scoops up Nibbles and flies up high into the air

Jolteon: Welp, this'll be over soon enough. Not only are three of them vulnerable to electricity, but two of them are weak to it!

Minun: Heh, if only they had pokemon like us to help them, huh? Hey, we should play something while the battle is going on. I think electronica would be best for it!

Jolteon: Nah man, rock is way better!

Magnemite: Requesting: Metal

Jolteon: You all can fuck right off, I'll fight anyone who doesn't think rock is the best choice for a battle!

Jolteon confirmed for good taste!

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>>32450588
>Nibbles crashes back to the ground from Thundurus' Sky drop

>4, 5, 0 next

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>>32450588
>inb4 it starts to rain
If it does, the theme is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnKl4064vEo

>>32450441
re

>>32450613
Jolteon wants rock, huh? I got the perfect song for that.
Get Barry up on the stage and have him start rocking out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnLAC5AJPuM

Appeal to Jolteon's taste by doing a few donuts with rollout.

>>32450632
or is this metal fuck I don't know

>>32450632
Re for this and bug-armor Jolteon to volt-absorb some of thunderus' attacks

>>32450668
Re

>>32450632
re

Shit post. Shitpost like only a human can!

>>32450588
"two of them are weak to it" Jolteon doesnt know shit about typings

>>32450682
>Implying spiders aren't the best shitposters.

rolling for Thundurus to stop harassing VPMD's Internet

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>>32450625
>"Barry! Go sing Eye of the Tiger on the mic!"

Barry: Eye of the what?

>"Go! There's no time!"

Barry: Uh... um... "That tiger... has eyes... and uhh they're... brown" oh my fucking arceus don't make me sing...

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>>32450813
Jolteon: BOO! Get off the stage! Stop ruining rock!

Thundurus: Yo, fool! Get away, you're going to-

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>>32450824
Thundurus: My electric shield...!

>2, 4, 7 next

Get em in fast. It'll only take 45 minutes to upload the pics

>>32450831
Have jolteon sing eye of the tiger

>>32450831
team attack

>>32450837
re

>>32450837
>>32450844
These filthy Pokemon have no idea about the joys of human music. We must enlighten them.

>>32450831
We get on stage and sing Eye of the Tiger. And we put out heart and soul into it too.

>>32450831
Sing The final count down surprisingly Perfectly while Rolling out!

>>32450842
Re

>>32450859
Do this but also get mad at barry for butchering eye of the tiger

>>32450831
Get on stage and sing AC/DC's Thunderstruck.

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>>32450844
>>32450837
>"Why don't you sing eye of the tiger then, Jolteon?"

Jolteon: Nobody knows what a tiger is stop asking that!

Thundurus: You ruined my perfect defense you fool! Get off my tower!

>2, 5, 8 next

>>32450908
Show them the power of 80's rock and sing it yourself!...no fuck that Sing you've got the Touch demonstrating that Ron in addition to Prison time has apparently spent a lot of time in...choir

Also Rollout Thundurus

>>32450908
Toss Jolteon an oran berry, let's get on his good side so we can recruit him later

>>32450908
>>32450869 but Nibbles and Osha continue attacking Thundurus

>>32450926
re

>>32450929
Rerolling

>>32450937
Re

>>32450929
Re

>>32450915
re

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>>32450926
>>32450933
>wasting an Oran when we have two members weak to electric and only one reviver seed

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>>32450915
>You sing that song and rollout while your team moves in to attack while Thundurus is vulnerable.

Minun: Boo! Nobody wants your crappy genre now that Jolteon is out cold! We want electronica!

Magnemite&ton: Metal! Metal!

Loudred: I SAY GRUNGE!

Kricketot: Could I suggest classical, perhaps?

Pachirisu: I want pop!

>>32450994

Aim't for Kricketot while classical is awesome. Ron don't respect no classical.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A52--FKUQgU

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>>32450994
Thundurus: ENOUGH! This is MY show! The only music we need is the sound of me beating these fools!

>Thundurus' electrical shield sparks back to life and shocks everyone but nibbles away

>1, 6, 0 next

>>32451014
Use the dead jolteon as a shield to block thundurus attacks

>>32451014
Get Osha on stage to play Thunder Force IV and attract the Magne-s.
I guess I can add "difference between rock and metal" to the list of weird things VPMD's made me google

>>32450994
Shitpost at Minun for not appreciating the classics. I'm talking full attention leave yourself wide open to anything else dedicated shit posting. We want that little bastard to cry before chucking Jolteon's body at him.

Also can we use the protagonist stones? That seems like a thing we should do.

>>32451027
re

>>32451027
re

>>32451030
I forgot the protagonist stones even existed

>>32451027
do this

>>32451030
yup, they haven't bee used in a long while

I mean, if you want to use them up for this fight that is

>>32451027
reroll

>>32451044
Shit post so hard we evolve into a big shit dwelling pig then!

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>>32451030
>"Hey! Respect the classic, man! In 20 years nobody's gonna remember your electronica garbage, unlike these songs!"

Minun: !!

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>>32451107
Minun: Oh gosh sorry, I thought we were all allowed to have our own opinions and like things other than songs that are so well worn even the instruments get bored playing them!

Thundurus: Ah! Not you to! Get away!

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>>32451140

>>32451107
You call that shit posting? Coulda at least called it Beeps and boops. That bullshit fades from mind before the music is even done. The most memorable thing about that shit is the baseline. At that point you might as well be dubstep.

>>32451162
that's good! if only that had been in the roll Ah well, don't matter now

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>>32451153
>With Thundurus' defenses down again, you and Osha transform into your middle stages and give him a powerful wallop with your boosted strength

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>>32451207
Thundurus: Alright, alright. Those are good transformations, and I'm really happy for you, I'mma let you keep em-

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>>32451223
Thundurus:- But I have one of the best forme changes OF ALL TIME.


TO BE CONTINUED

>>32451227
Night OP

>>32451227
right when I'm about to shitpost/roll for Ron to start singing Justin Biebers baby and win the battle

>>32451227
Here we go again.
Night, OP.

Night all!

>>32451162
hey screencap san, can you add this to ron's insult in the screencap. I think it needs to be in

>>32451244
already on it

>>32451196
If you ever need a shit poster for Ron. I shit post with the best of them!

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>>32451252

>>32451268
could I suggest the next thread being Newest member of the GAD crew edition with thundurus, perhaps