/vpmd/- /VP/ mystery dungeon

>>32248567
Rules: Periodically I'll ask for input on what you, Ron (and ONLY Ron), should do with # posts. Other characters will move autonomously, acting of their own will. Only posts made AFTER the post asking for a # will count. Up to 5 mins after the ask post, you can override the get with dubs. Trips can overide dubs, etc. etc. Only the first of each type of get will be accepted.
In order to give people a chance to have their suggestions accepted after get posts, dubs, trips, etc can now be overwritten with dubs of opposite evens/odd, i.e. a post that gets dubs of 22 could be countered with an 11, 33, 55, 77, or 99.

Keep note that actions can only be performed within the realm of plausibility. You can't pull out items you don't have, you can't use moves you don't know, you can't willingly try to kill yourself etc. etc.

Info sheet (inc. Moves, Abilities, and inventory): https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1FMmY3bDYUhif0da--HXa6SZxSC6TxiyV0tEWXC8Eo-k/edit?usp=sharing

Brace yourselves for lots of story that was supposed to happen last thread

>>32248579
Exposition! My favorite!

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>>32248579
Osha: Glad you came Shaymin. Is the mayor going to be okay?

Shaymin: Well... no. He's dead.

Osha: O-oh...

Shaymin: But he didn't die of... natural means.

Osha: I mean... yeah. I'm guessing Tapu Koko killed him.

Shaymin: No, I mean. Well, did you know, a while ago my forest was being sapped of life and everything was withering and dying.

Osha: We were there, yes.

Shaymin: Well that's what happened here. Something sucked the life out of Electivire.

Osha: But what could-

Shaymin: Wait, hang on, what's that?

>>32248579
>that was supposed to happen last thread
so why didn't it

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>>32248623
Shaymin: Is that... a Zygarde core?

>>32248630
because we wasted too much time trying to do things to shaymin and whosits and we ran out of time

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>>32248636

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>>32248664

>>32248664
10% zygarde incoming?

>>32248648
>shaymin and whosits
I don't know why, but suddenly I feel as if Shaymin might be more relevant to the story than Meloetta

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>>32248669

>>32248676
The mansion had almost nothing to do with the mystery from the end of chapter 1, so I wouldn't be surprised if that's actually true

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>>32248683
>Oh shit! Zygarde 10% noticed you! What will you do? 2 decides

>>32248692
Say hi

>>32248688
OR DID IT??

>>32248692
Flame charge

>>32248692
Ask if it killed Electivire

>>32248698
Re but do it in the way dogs usually do it.

>>32248714
roll this

>>32248714
Re

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>>32248732
>>32248714
>>32248698
Osha: Ron! Hang on, don't do anything reckless here...

>>32248833
a-are we... gonna... sniff his butt?

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>>32248833
>Mhmm. Yes. Good. Big inhale now. Yes, you're getting something here. One more huff... Okay this doesn't even smell like butt. It's like... maybe a pile of chopped up grass and leaves?

>>32248865
Now lick it

>>32248865
>the dragon doggo's asshole smells like grass
Huh...

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>>32248865
>Uncomfortable with your , Zygarde unleashes a Land's Wrath, hitting you and Osha for a ton of damage

>>32248886
Not our ,!

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>>32248886
>And runs off

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>>32248898
Shaymin: What the shit was that!?

>>32248886
>>Uncomfortable with your ,
i knew we shouldn't have used our ,

>>32248865
Well dogs do eat grass.

>>32248880
It's doggo made of semi-sentient cells that just absorbed a bunch of trees, what do you want. It's not even a real butt!

>>32248890
>>32248913
>Uncomfortable with your actions
-_-

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>>32248918
>dogs eat grass

>>32248974
dogs that are feeling ill will often start eating grass.

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>>32248906
Shaymin: Okay. Alright. That made no sense.

Osha: Well it looked like that Zygarde and its cells just absorbed those trees and ran off.

Shaymin: Exactly! Zygarde don't do that! They're supposed to PROTECT the environment. That was the same sort of life sucking thing that was killing this forest, and killed the mayor.

Whosits: So you think Zygarde is behind all this?

Shaymin: Maybe? Life absorbing is more something of Yveltal's territory... Maybe Zygarde is working for it? I don't know.

Osha: Oh! Hang on, I got an idea. We heard about a wishing well a while back that apparently really works. We were going to go there to investigate it, but you know, if it's real, what if we make a wish to get more information about all this. Or-or to revive the mayor. He might be able to tell us something.

Whosits: That could be helpful. Maybe if nothing else, try asking where we can find Yveltal and that Zygarde.

Osha: Will do. We'll see if that well is even real first.

>Drawing time! Want to do anything in the meantime? 8 decides

>>32249042
Go into the mansion and recruit rotomAlso, get some of those sweet arcade machines for the base!

>>32249042
go to the mansion and find Rotom

>>32249042
A montage to skip straight to the wishing well.

>>32249055
>>32249058
Got you covered broseph

>>32249042
Absorb a tree eating it. Show Zygarde he isn't special

>>32249042
Show shaymin and whosits your dancing skills

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>>32248974
i'm saving that image, that's fucking great

>>32249042
Tell shaymin to leave it to us and to go home.

>>32249065
Re

>>32249082
I was the anon that made the "Gigabyte of memes" thread a while back. This was one of the god-tiered images on there. Ron pls no rape me again. I have una familia

>>32249042
>Wishing well that works
>let's wish for information
fuck that, let's wish for a gun that can kill that fucking bird and dog

>>32249099
Roll for Ron raping meme anon's familia

>>32249115
I'll roll for that

>>32249099
>wasing dubs
rolls for anon to get punished by rape.

>>32249115
I protected my anus with my dubs from my post. I've learned. Only even dubs or trips can penetrate my barrier.
>>32249125
Shut the fuck up for the following:
> 1. Past the time limit
> 2. Odd dubs, so they wouldn't have counted anyway
> 3. I WAS THE FUCKER THAT MADE THE WINNING POST

>>32249139
>getting buttmad about a joke
roll for anon to take a chill pill

>>32249173
Didn't need to roll. Took one after seeing the punishment.
>tfw already used my sensible chuckle file and I don't want to rename it

>>32249099
>>32249199
>dubs
>same number of dubs
...shit. I guess my family's anus(es) are safe for today.

>>32249199
damn, angry anon, you're getting all the gets

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>>32249055
Osha: Ron, are you sure you want to recruit him, he was such a jer-

HALT INTRUDER. YOU HAVE TRIPPED THE MANSION'S SECURITY. DEATH LASER WILL FIRE IN 3 SECONDS.

Osha: -k.

>>32249232
Shot him!, shot him now!
are you having fun VPMD?

Is op kill?

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>>32249232
Rotom: Nah, I'm just kidding again. Saw you guys coming outside the windows. So, what's up?

Osha: You made a fake death laser just to fuck with us? -_-

Rotom: Oh no, it's real. I build stuff when I'm bored. I mean, it takes like 3 hours of focused fire to work, but yeah, it'll kill someone. It's neat.

Osha: Great we're leaving.

>"Rotom, want to join our exploration team?" you ask

Osha: NO

Rotom: Huh. I guess that could be fun. Can we play games?

Osha: NO NEVER

>"Sure, sometimes there's cool puzzles we can try and figure out for like, hours."

Rotom: Hmm... well it seems like it could be cool, but I'll ask you a test! To prove that hanging out with you guys would be fun. All you have to do
is tell me
what
does pot of greed do?

I only accept answers with a 5!

>>32249281
It lets me get this 5

>>32249281
Say "draws two cards. Can we also bring the arcade machines?"

>>32249281
POT OF GREED ALLOWS ME TO DRAW TWO MORE CARDS. I WILL START MY TURN BY PLAYING POT OF GREED WHICH ALLOWS ME TO DRAW TWO MORE CARDS. I WILL PLAY THE MAGIC CARD, POT OF GREED, WHICH ALLOWS ME TO DRAW TWO NEW CARDS

>>32249246
I'm kinda half asleep right now! and trying to do dialogue while tired takes more effort than usual

>>32249281
You draw 2 or 3 cards from the top of your deck. I don't remember which amount

>>32249307
It's a good thing you didn't win, then
>>32249299
Re

Roll for OP to not take requests from namefags

>>32249281
Answer by licking rotom

>>32249281
Draw 2 cards

>>32249311
Secure

>>32249319
Sorry for namefagging. I had it on from a thread prior to this and forgot to remove it. Sorry!

>>32249281
Do we still need to get a five? Draw 2 cards

>>32249355
We were out of time and the dubs was enough because the 5 was a normal call.

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>>32249299
Rotom: Huh. Does it? I actually don't know how to play, but that's good to know. Guess I'll join you guys then.

>"Can we bring a game cabinet to our Guildhouse too?"

Rotom: Ohh, hmm. Am I moving into the guildhouse?

Osha: NO

>"Yeah, you can if you want."

Rotom: Is there room for the death laser?

>"............ Sure?"

Rotom: Alright you got it. I still need to beat Buddy's high score anyway

>>32249395
>Casually aims for Trecko
Psh, nothin personell

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>>32249395
Osha: You just had to do it, didn't you Ron. I swear if I wake up to a laser in my face or, or electrodes all over me, or batteries hooked up to my nipples or something awful and electric related like that... I'd rather deal with, with, uh... I dunno if I can think of many worse people! Hey, what's going on up there?

>>32249467
Ah jeez, I didn't need this mental image of Osha's nipples

>>32249467
>Osha didn't use Ron as an example
a small victory

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>>32249467
Treecko: -and that is why, citizens of Risellan, I am running for mayor of your fair city! Inspired by the words of a close friend, I will take my message and make it a reality! We will bring the power back to the people, stop these invading pokemon from kidnapping our innocent citizens, and we will increase taxes on those burdensome exploration teams!

>>32249518
Looks like mimikyu missed a pikachu

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>>32249518
>A familiar pokemon fades into existence next to you.

Spiritomb: Yo.

Osha: This is your fault isn't it.

Spiritomb: Oh, you bet. You guys got my house ready yet?

>6 next

>>32249530
He and Rotom should be roommates. Introduce them

>>32249530
No,but start to reconsider

>>32249530
Borrow rotoms death laser to deal with treecko

>>32249540
Re

>>32249530
Vote for Treecko. Make Risellan great again

>>32249530
>>32249540
SpiritRom Should become like the Jessie and James

>>32249530
No but if you fix this and ruin that guy's life we'll give you a death ray.

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>>32249555
Thanks for gracing my post with these digits

>>32249530
Offer him the mansion. It's empty now except for gengar, right?

>>32249567
As someone who was gifted trips before, it's the least I could do to give back

>>32249570
You do realize he was there before, right? Oh well, no harm in trying.
Also, let's kill Trecko with Rotom's Laser. This can have no negative effects, right?

>>32249575
Huh, I got trips for someone in these threads once. Maybe things have come full circle

Okay, I want to point something out:
1. We can convince Vincent and his team to work with us to bring down Trecko since we now have a common enemy (higher taxes on exploration teams and shit)

2. We can vaporize Trecko with this laser that we just found.

3. We can just get Rotom to posses Trecko's mic to say racist things about everyone who isn't a grass type and make Popplio turn against him.

4. We can get buddy to run for mayor against him since literally everybody loves Buddy and make the entire city communist.

Let us celebrate our future https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U06jlgpMtQs

>>32249588
Did you also happen to offer an egg in a trying time?

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>>32249658
If it's this one, then yes

>>32249665
Holy shit, it really is you. Things really did come full circle.

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>>32249671

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>>32249555
>>32249540
>>32249570

>"Yeah! There's a mansion out in the forest to the south for you."

Spiritomb: It's the same mansion, isn't it? Gengar moved it through the ghost zone. Yeah, ghost here, I know these things.

Osha: I mean, no one else lives there anymore. Except for Rotom, who's moving into our guildhouse now.

Spiritomb: Shit, is he? I actually liked that guy. He better not be taking his death laser with him.

Osha: ...he is... how do you-?

Spiritomb: WHO DO YOU THINK TOLD HIM TO BUILD ONE, FURFUCK? Did he ever finish it.

Osha: He... uh... he said it worked, but not too well.

Spiritomb: Augh, that circuithead. He doesn't know what he's doing. He was just building it because he thinks it's cool. He needs someone with the actual motivation to USE that bitch to guide him through building it. Listen, I'll take the mansion, but you better leave some room for me and sparkles to get some work done, alright?

>Spiritomb... recruited?

>>32249682
>fix
Listen, I'll take the mansion, but you better leave some room at the guildhouse for me and sparkles to get some work done, alright?

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>>32249671
Wow. I hope we end up rolling for each other again sometime

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>>32249682
Osha: Ron... I have a terrible feeling about all this. But maybe that's something to worry about later. I think we need to get out of this city for a bit and try and find that well. Before we go though, we may as well set up a secondary team for another mission.

>>32249734
>I have a terrible feeling about all this. But maybe that's something to worry about later.
are we gonna become fugitives in the future or something?

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>>32249734
Osha: Alright, let's see how this works. We pick out up to 4 teammates and send them to one of the locations listed here. Depending on how difficult the location is, the better the reward and depending the team level and makeup, the better the chances of success. If they fail however, we're going to need to go and rescue them.

What should the team be and where should we send them?:

Goldlake
Difficulty: Easy Reward: $

Violet Springs
Difficulty: Medium Reward: $$

Butterflower Fields
Difficulty: Hard Reward: $$$$

>Decide with a 1

>>32249765
eh, we're not that badly in need for money but we're not pussies, so lets pick the middle one

>>32249765
Send Buddy, Rina, Gengar, and Spiritomb to violet springs

>>32249765
Let's send Plum and Bob on a mission to Violet springs.

>>32249765
Send our lowest level teammates to butterflower fields

>>32249774
ah i forgot the team
let's send Plum, Buddy, Bob and uh... helioptile

>>32249782
Re, but bring Nidorina too.

>>32249788
This arrangement is a good arrangement

>>32249787
Re

>>32249788
securing

>>32249788
Helioptile is not on the team

Plum, Noibat, and Buddy violet springs

>>32249765
Spiritomb, rotom, and death laser to butterflower fields

>>32249788
Helio has not been recruited

>>32249810
then i'll send noibat with them

>>32249818
Nidorina then

>>32249734
Okay hold up. Am I missing something about the Spiritomb thing? We freed him and offered him a home in exchange for fucking with this dickwad and instead he encouraged him to run for mayor and fuck us over, right? And now we're still making good on our house offer and just shrugging it off? Gather up the gang and let's smash that stupid stone thing that holds him together.

>>32249818
Roll for death laser

>>32249814
We need to keep the death laser at the base so we can have Spirit and Sparkles work on it. Remember, we want to kill Trecko properly.

>>32249788
>>32249823
Plum
Bob
Buddy
Rina

Going to Violet Springs

Guys, put nicknames here.
Rotom is already either sparkles (cause Spiritomb) or requesting Voltz, Watson, or Elon.

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>>32249847
My suggestion was the noibat.

>>32249860
alright, those 4 are going


And I'm ending before I fall asleep on my keyboard

TO BE CONTINUED

>>32249853
Why Elon?

>>32249874
Goodnight op, try not to get pranked by rotom while you sleep.

>>32249874
Aw I wanted bat to come with us. Swap if dubs?

>>32249874
Thanks for the thread. Goodnight!

>>32249875
Tesla Cars

>>32249853
I still want Oolong for Helioptile.
Rotom could be either Sissel or Sparx.

>>32249874
Night, OP. Sleep well.

>>32249888
good thing you didn't say trips...

>>32249883
I'll let you know if I wake up with a battery hooked to my nipples

>>32249888
Ooh, dunno if I can argue with trips here. Swap with who?

Name poll next thread?

Unless we aren't doing polls again after the team naming poll

>>32249906
Posting a pic of batteries hooked to your nipples would actually be a fantastic thumbnail to next thread. Can you please make it a thing?

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>>32249906
Rina
That leaves best teammates Eva and drunk bat who also needs a name

>>32249906
not that anon, but we should swap him with gengar

>>32249910
Yeah I was going to just wait till people suggested names like what happened for Bob and Plum since polling didn't go great last time. Buuut it looks like we got multiple at once for these guys so I guess we can do a couple polls. Who needs names? Noibat, Rina, and Rotom?

>>32249919
I am not nearly in shape enough for people to see my nipples

>>32249965
>>32249919
What about Ron and OSHA licking your neeps OP?

>>32249965
I like Rina as a name for Nidorina. I need to go over the roster, I don't know who we have and don't have

Why not just a drawing of Osha's nipples hooked up to a battery

>>32249965
gengar is in our team?, and maybe helioptile if we ever recluit her

>>32249965
Op confirmed a guy

>>32249980
Give it one more chapter for gengar. Didn't want to just plop a super strong pokemon with a mega stone and an almost-smogon moveset into your laps so early in the game. I mean what is this, PSMD?

>>32249997
wtf I'm gay now

Keep thread bumped till tomorrow and post nicknames for:
Noibat
Nidorina
Rotom

I'll make a poll for them in the morning. Or lunchtime if we don't get too many overnight

Also we'll see how tomorrows thread goes cause haha I'm super not ready for chapter 3

>>32250121
Noibat - Barry
Nidorina - Koraline
Rotom - Sparkles

>>32248886
>>32248938
Will you include this fail in the screencap, screencap anon?

>>32250121
We could call Noibat Drake or Phil, Rina for Nidorina and Rotom could be BZZZZT, or if you think it's better whatever onomatopoeia you'd give for the cry Rotom has in the games.
If you're not ready for chapter 3 and you think it might be shit with no plan I don't mind if you take a bit of time off to plan it better, or even if you really feel we need to have a thread we could just spend a day fucking around Risellan or Palderville Woods, maybe ask Xatu about Zygarde or something, plan our team and supplies out ahead for the next chapter, and maybe have some sort of a mini quest to do in the town.

>>32250182
You want me to?

>>32250382
Nah, no need to embarass OP

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>>32250403
Alright, wasn't planning on it anyway

I'll add the triples repayment get as an extra since it won't fit. Something like that doesn't happen often, you know?

>>32250121
Noibat:
-Ollie
-Bourbon
-Buzz

Nidorina:
-Barb
-Cide
-Nicky

Rotom:
-Sparkles
-Amp
-Diode

I'm not super good with naming things

>>32250648
Ollie from lisa? i vote for that

>>32250532
Neat. Thanks for screencapping these. It's weird there have already been 47 threads

>>32250721
Actually, counting the feedback threads and the AFD special it's been 50 threads now. Time sure flies, huh

http://www.strawpoll.me/12680747
http://www.strawpoll.me/12680739
http://www.strawpoll.me/12680733

Sorry if I missed anyone's. Woke up late this morning and tried to get it in quick

Bump so more people can answer the polls.

>>32250868
Man, has it really been that long already? I feel like I should do something special for the official part 50. Eh, though.

>>32253362
It doesn't seem like it's been that long. I remember the first thread

Poll bump again, just in case anyone hasn't seen them yet

>>32253518
I still remember when I thought 20 parts was a lot. Never expected VPMD to last this long, but here we are. I'm glad it did though.

>>32252190
You missed my suggestions for Rotom, but eh. Dunno if it's worth the repoll. >>32249898

>>32255318
Shoot I'm sorry. I really liked the idea for Sissel too. :/

>>32255297
I still remember being really nervous prior to the first thread, wondering if this board would like a game like this, and debating whether or not I should even post it!

Looks like we have pretty clear winners for nidorina and rotom, Noibat is currently a tie

So, looking at the figure bins here, I'm thinking we're looking at 6 maybe 7 chapters, but we'll see how fast we go through em.

>>32255773
>OP most likely has figurines of favourite Pokemon
>it will eventually appear to be killed or corrupted by Ron
feels good

Aaaaalso, since we only have bat and Eva inactive currently, I'm guessing we want to take them for the next mission? Unless we want to leave one or two spots open for potential recruits

>>32255824
Oh, rotom's there too. He just doesn't have a picture yet. I'll ask start of next thread

it begins
>>32255923

no nipples, unfortunately