...your Pokewaifu will become real!
i'd rather be a pokewaifu desu
>>32204041
Aye
>>32204041
>Armpits
Disgusting.
>>32204041
lmao legends say if you suck my dick ur gay
Challenge accepted!
Well, guess the only thing to do while we waitIs to claim our waifus before anyone else can
Claimed
>>32204845claimed
>>32204845
>>32204855
I fucking hate you guys but I can't deny your taste
>>32204791
>Not wanting to bury your face in sightseer-chans smelly armpits
What are you? Gay?
Remember to sage your posts to preserve the bump limit, lads. Your waifus are counting on you.
>>32204845
Bianca has been claimed. It's okay for you guys to be jealous though.
>>32204041
How can other waifus compete?
>>32204041
shameless bump
I'll do it for her
>Claimed
Lillie is mine.
But if you bump the thread will die!
And the mods shut it down, was fun while it lastedreupload the image, I forgot to save it
>>32204041
Doesn't mean she'd fuck you.
>>32205852
revolution when???
>>32205852
No, let it stay dead we're already 27% of the bump limit.
claimed
claiming
>>32204926
She's shit.
Claiming brown chicken
>>32206116
S-sauce?
>>32206493
Imma still fug her tho.
>>32206641
lmao
Good job goys. At this rate the thread won't even last 24 hours.
You're only supposed to bump the thread once when it's near death. During /vp/'s slowest times a thread managed to last more than a month like that.
>>32206116
>>32206571
Danbooro /2670452
>>32204041
>90 replies in first day
We fucking failed /b/ros...
>>32206657
Thanks man. Also bump.
Claming best girl
Shelly's mine and mine alone, faggots.
Claimed
>>32204041
claimed
We may be 1/3 of the way through bump limit on the first day but I believe we can do this!
DETERMINED STATEMENT: I WILL PROTECT THIS THREAD.
Fuck does anyone have the roll picture? I don't know who I got.
>>32204041
Jojokes on you, OP. I don't have a pokewaifu.captcha has dio in itFarmbrook Expendio
Remember, don't bump unless the thread is on page 10.
>>32208923
>he doesn't know how to view deleted posts
You contributed to the problem of putting us 1/3 of the way to bump limit.
Taken
Whether or not the thread lives you will not get your waifu, you bunch of desperate fags lol
>pic related, it's (you)
>>32209673
7 GRAND HEAD
>>32209673
No, this is me
>>32209673
Don't hate on bean head.
Claiming
claimed
We've almost made it a whole day. Good job guys.
BUMP LIMIT HOOOOOO
We can do this!
>>32204791
>disling armpits
What a sad existence. You're bellow garbage.
>>32204926
>disgusting body odor fetish
You're not much better either. You disgrace the pride of us armpitfags with your degeneracy.
>>32204054
see? this guy gets it.
>she becomes real
>just hangs out with the popular girls and ignores that you even exist
>get's hooked up with the Chads
>rides the dick carousel while you're crying on /vp/
How does that makes you feel?
We can do it guys!
We just might pull this off.
hopefully
Hello, everyone.
I would like to hear about these legends. Do you have any sources wherein I may research this?
I would very much like my waifu to become real. I want to make sure these legends are spoken with truth.
Page 8 bump
>>32215557
Human only, sorry.
>>32216667
W-what do you mean?
sage for -1 post
bumb bump
C-C-C-CLAIMED
One more post till the bump limit
Almost 2 days down, we can do this!
>>32206659
This^
The thread won't make it ;_;
please
>stop bumping this thread with images or posts. If you must, fine but for the most part just wait till this thread reaches page 7+
Sage
>>32220269
Did moot fix image saging?>implying half of /vp/ even knows what saging is
>>32208041
Thanks for the background
Hey,B U M P L I M IT W I L L B E R E A C H E D
>>32204041
Bimp
bump
I would definitely love a girl like Whitney. She could make me smile even in the worst day ever.
C L A I M E D
L
A
I
M
E
D
I'll claim a clone.
I don't care what pokewaifu I get I'll take any
>>32204041
Fuck, you reminded me how lonely I feel.
Good. This is fine.
Mine.
>mfw waifu not claimed yet
>>32221953
i've just noticed the fact that whitney is a normal type gym leader who's also a normie.
>>32222925
Mods doing God's work, we're definitely going to make it now. All we have to do is make less than 30 posts a day.
Post your waifu so the thread sages and you won't have to suffer rejection from her
>>32204041
tfw to intelegent too for my pokewaifu to please me
>>32206659
>/b/ros
>>32204054
Because you wouldn't exist.
ok >>32223215 here you guys might actually do this so claimed
claiming waifu
What if you have multiple Pokewaifus?
>>32224976
Consider killing yourself. None of your waifus deserve to be cheated on
>>32225081
100th post best post
dibs (so nobody may defile her).
bump
Bump
das is mine
Cannot let this die.
Claimed!
>>32222906
whitney looks so cute when she cries.
>>32231656
I know right?
4 more days
More than halfway through! We can do it lads!
I need her in my life..
Claimed
>>32234013
>inb4 some vindictive mod deletes the thread on day 6 just cuz
>>32213637
It won't happen , ever.
[spoilers] because I literally am that Chad everyone talks about on 4chan[/spoiler]
>>32234445
[spoilers]"S"[/spoilers]
Would have been disappointed wasting a get calling myself a Chad ...
WTF has this place done to me
>Thewildrideneverstops.Gif
I have so much Pokeporn in my hard drive that Ive been hoarding for the past decade. I can't stop, damn you Game Freak
Claiming Library-chan
Alright, this might actually happen. Claiming my beautiful wife.
>>32234146
N-no. We must keep this thread alive!
>>32204041
Would bumping now be a mistake?
>building up speed for SEVEN DAYS
>>32236920
Only do that when we're on the last page. We need to keep this alive
>claim
>sneaky bump
Claimed
Might as well claim
>Hilda taken
>Flannery taken
All I have left.
time to bump
Claiming all of them
Fuck you
>>32239964
Ew, even if they're real bestiality is still illegal.
>4 days
You can't win.
alrighty then
poke bump
>>32239997
It isn't illegal if no one is watching you
Postan
>>32241061
Yes it is
4 days, 11 hours and counting.
What's the point in my waifu being real if she's out of my league?
Fuck we're being raided, emergency bump.
>>32239997
And so is fucking 10 year olds, yet I don't see anyone in this thread complaining about that.
>>32242256
Doing God's work son. Thanks m8. 2/3 more days left anons
Suprised nobody took her yet.
Claimed
Are these legends from the ancient Hawaiians?
waifu is picked
now hope for the best
Here's a bump for you sad fucks. Enjoy.
Ah ah ah ah stayin alive
Bump
We're going to do it bros. Even based mods are on our side.
Claiming May
>>32204054
really, so you wanna be fapmaterial for many obese losers
Claimed
>tfw we went past the image limit but can still post images
They're on our side anons!
>>32248151
Image limit is 150
>>32248418
Oh, don't mind me I'm fucking high as hell.
Mistook the replies as images.
I would love a may in my life :3
>>32248793
It's been claimed
>>32248793
>>32249200
Gentlemen. There are plenty of May's to go around.
Anime May
Sapphire
Game May (Ruby)
Game May (Sapphire)
Game May (Emerald)
Game May (Omega Ruby)
Game May (Alpha Sapphire)
>>32248151
>Takecha
tits aren't massive
SOMETHING IS WRONG
Bumo
>>32204041
Bumpin
What if my waifu is a dude?
2 more days
>>32249215
Lets go for sapphire May.
Best girl
Claiming Rosa.
>>32209642
Fuck off mate she's mine
>>32250672
I'm sure we could work something out.
>>32249215
do alternate costumes count as different pokegirls?
>>32251108
I want her too. We could share her maybe? Take turns? If not I got my backup. Claimed.
>>32251129
Depends on what a pokegirl is to you.
If you only care about the looks then sure.
If you pretend the fictional girl has a personality, then no.
>>32235859
but she's already real
>>32251215
What if I only gave them a generic personality based on what they are wearing?
Claimed as fuck
>>32251242
if the personality comes from the costume, then by definition, the costume is the only thing that matters
>>32251338
Fair enough then, in that case I claim princess rosa
>>32236950
>bringing waifus from PARALLEL UNIVERSES
>>32251860
Just think of all the possibilities any body type, any fetish you want or you can even become them with a different universes tech, hell you could even have a clone harem if you wanted, plus since there's infinite universes people can have as many as they want while still having plenty for the rest of us.
o n e m o r e d a y
>also claimed
So threads can last roughly 12~ hours
>>32251873
You only get 1
We're almost there /vp/! One more day!
>>32207317
Damn, nobody claimed her? Lucky me then.
Best girl, best state of mind.
C L A I M
L
A
I
M
I hereby claim this girl.
Never have to worry. Claimed.
>>32204041
Pic related; never said it had to be human.
>>32242289
Statutory rape does not apply to waifus--the omnidimensional blue book is surprisingly thin.
>>32253917
Bumping this back from the 6th page
claiming best anime background character
In case it weren't obvious the first time:
Claiming DOKURO GRUNTO
>>32254345
No way is that going to happen.
Only 19 more hours!
T O M O R R O W
O
M
O
R
R
O
W
Gimme
>>32204041
Almost a whole week looking at her delicious armpit. Way to go, OP.
bumping it up
Soon...
C L A I M ' D
Whitney's still mine!
We are so close. I can almost taste it.
>>32204041
Claimed
I'm going to sleep, this had better be up tomorrow and there'd better be a Roxie in my bed when I wake up.
So close yet so far
Claiming SM Anabel
Claiming because this thread might make it.
I'll just be taking my Clam, and leaving.
>>32258251
please ignore the name, I forgot to take it off after posting in a shit thread
- Dawn of the final day -
24 hours remain
>>32258282
More like 8
>>32258345
>>32258356
>>32258361
It seem that this tread is kind of BUGgy !
Well might as well claim
I don't like being tricked
Hang in on
>>32257425
>Autistic waifu
unless there's a spam attack this thread won't fall off page 10 within 6 hours
we did it lads
>yfw some idiot posts porn or starts a hg and gets the thread deleted minutes before the thread gets to 7 daysOr >>32234146 happens
>>32258561
>>32258289
We made it -
So... Did it work?
[spoilers] of course it did [/spoilers]
>>32258628
Ctrl+s, nigga
D-did it w-work?
>>32258628
Take a pic with your waifu and post it here
>>32258628
>04:03:36
>>32204041
>10:13:37
Posting to make Lillie not real. She doesn't belong in this shit world.
>4 hours left
>thread still alive
>waifu not claimed (as far as I can tell)
>>32206493
Bata does good work.
>Thread posted March 30th (Thursday)
>Today is April 6th (Thursday)
HABBENING
>>32259838
Not for a few more hours
>>32259838
>>32259879
Just over an hour and a half
While you are all "claiming" your waifus, how can they ever achieve true equality.
By the power of 0, release your waifu!
>>32259999
Someone fucked up and got the wrong quads
>>32259999
hey look, a scriptfag that couldn't even get 0s.
>wrong quads
Savour them while you can! The day of liberation is nigh!
>>32259999
>By the power of 0
>Gets 9 instead
Respect the quads, too bad I only listen to Penta.
>>32259999
>When you can't even script right
We did it!
>>32260299
20~ seconds left
>>32260023
The actual worst character
WHERE'S MY WAIFU
>>32260313
Op here
Forgot to say that the last step to get your waifu is to tie a rope very very very very tightly around your neck for 5-10 secs!
>>32247849
Only if they belittle me while they're at it
We actually did it
Guys, there's someone knocking at my door. I wonder who it is.
>>32260457
Guys, the knocking won't stop. I'm growing worried.
Weird. My actual non-pokemon waifu showed up instead.
Hey guys, HildaFag here.
Saw her when I went shopping today but didn't have the balls to talk to her. She looks to be fairly young too.
>>32261993
Go for it anon, we believe in you!
We do it
CLAIMED.COM
Maybe the thread needs to be a week-old since your claim post?
>>32262042
Nope, the wording of the OP says if the thread in general stays up, and it is well past that mark.
I'm not making a claim because I forgot to do it before the time passed, and to do it now would not mean anything.
>>32204845
>>32261993
>fairly young
Lucky you
You know what. I really don't want to let this thread die even though it has served its purpose
Well guys I want to feel this worked, finally got the balls to talk to a young flat qt3.14 at work that I could consider Lana.
Has 4 letters for her name as well and short haired, seemed like a bubbly fun girl, looking forward to talking to her more as time passes hopefully snag her up.
>>32263204
Nice autism.
WELL?
>>32204845
Hey, look at that, it´s the two left-feet pic with slight editing to make it less left-footed.
>>32222790
NIPPLE
MODS DELETE THE THREAD
>>32257535
Anything looks good in that outfit it's too good.
>>32262081
Get out, I already have her.
This thread is more of a disappointment than i am to my parents,
>>32259999
Look at this baka.
OP YOU DIDNT LIE TO US DID YOU??
op come on
>>32264487
last image best image
Bamboozled yet again.
Now this thread will slowly die like my dreams.
>>32204041
Holy shit, you fucking madmen actually did it
I congratulate all of you
>>32259001
Correction: Lillie is utter shit and the world's better off without her.
>>32263090
>>32264983
Let's try to keep this up for as long as possible.
>>32267438
Sure
this has lasted for 8 days.
now that's what i call a successful thread.
>>32268921
Well, I still don't know where my waifu is so I wouldn't call it successful.
HildaFag here, again.
Talked to her today, but couldn't really start a conversation. She was wearing hoodie from a high school so it's probably illegal for me to be with her.
The dream is dead I guess.
>that armpit
HHHHNNNNNNGGGG... mmm
Thats so hot
>>32213114
Armpits are for smelling though
We made it, now where is my waifu?
>>32269299
As OP said,
>>32260457
>>32269225
Maybe it's from when she went there or she works there, keep trying.
>>32269299
You have to find her.
>>32263204
t. dreamer
never give up
>>32263387
t. killjoy
Instead of trying to obtain waifu, try to improve yourself to be the husbando that some nice girl out there deserves.
>>32270147
>3dpd
back to >>>/a/
>>32270147
>implying anyone deserves a husbando of my level
Bitch please.
>>32270147
t. Buttmad roastie mad no one wants her disgusting pussy
>>32270147
>wanting 3d trash instead of a perfect 2d waifu
barfinganimegirl.jpg
may as well keep it alive
>>32204041
Why did you lie to us OP?
>>32273491
She's real now you just have to find her.
>>32275668
Fuck if I'm going to France.
>>32275671
If you can't be bothered to try then you don't deserve her.
Came here on the last day and she's right here with me.Thanks OP
>>32278772
310
10 days
>>32279551
Let's see if we can make it eleven.
Up you go
Now that she's real, how do I trick her into falling in love with me?
>>32285282
Pretend to be someone attractive
13 posts left till bump limit
Just let it die
HE
Bane is my waifu
>>32288596
HAS
>>32288616
STYLE
o7 thread
I claim the final post in this thread in the name of my wife, Kris!
>>32204803
>>32208002
>>32208977
>>32215379
>>32219827
>>32223174
>>32226283
>>32229705
>>32247364
>>32254370
>>32260299
I tried to keep this thread alive by bumping and then deleting my posts but fags like >>32288596 >>32288603 >>32288616 >>32288618 ruined it.
Actual final post in the name of Hilda
>>32290890
Fuck off Kris reigns supreme.
@32290959
No YOU fuck off
Hilda go the azz
Kris
r
i
s
Hilda
i
L
d
a
Kris is best waifu.
your waifu will die in her sleep if you don't reply to this post
>>32291031
I never reply to the mother ones, but just to be safe.
also Hilda
>>32291049
is garbage compared to Kris.
>>32291053
In terms of ugliness
>>32291076
At least Kris isn't trailer trash.
K
r
i
s
>>32291094
Nice meme. Here's a fact for ya: Lyra > Kris
rip thread
>>32291196
>a mario ripoff is better
Yeah, no, even hilda is better than lyra. Of course Kris is better than both of them.
K
r
i
s
Is best girl.
We did our job that's all that matters.
I love Lana forever and ever.
>>32291249
This, good job guys.
Last post claimed for Kris.
Hilda
Kris is #1 girl.
Hilda #0 grill
Kris is the best.
hilda is the worst.
Hilda a best. That's the truth
hilda is a dirty trailer trash skank.
Kris is perfection.
Hilda takes the cake
Kris is a goddess.
>>32291208
Kris is ugly as sin, also not canon.
Kris!
>>32291315
Fuck you Kris is best girl.
Hilda is elder goddess
Last post claimed for Kris.