Alola Starters Thread

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but why not all starters

>>32193060
Let's not.

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>>32193060

Alolan starter threads and Olivia threads can't be made on /vp/ without devolving into shitposts.

Part of me has to wonder if you are new or if you just wanted a thread full of shit flinging.

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>>32193060

>>32193076
Does anyone have the malicious laughter Sableye image?

>>32193060
Look at this sexist ass shit. Incineroar here looks like a man of action. His bulky physique, coupled with hands clasped in anticipation and that shit eating grin. He is preparing to do something. Probably something nefarious, he is a cat after all, one of nature's most villainous creatures. But he will do something, nonetheless.

Decidueye, on the other hand, appears to be the scholarly sort. His incredulous expression at the other two's simple mindedness and hand waving dismissively indicate that he regards the other two as beneath him, intellectually. The feather on top adds to this image, as it brings to mind a quill pen, which would only have been used by the educated, upperclass back when quill pens were a thing.

And now Primarina. Fucking Primarina. Ditzy expression on her face, hands clutching at her chest in shock. Everything about her body language suggests she is a female. An incapable, weak, female, who needs the men to take care of things for her. Oh, I'm sure she has her good points. Like she can cook. Or mend clothes. And I'm sure she has a lovely singing voice. And that's it. That's the extent of her character. The very model of a man's ideal woman. Weak and useless beyond doing things for her man.
How utterly disgusting. I suppose I should expect nothing less from this patriarchal community.

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>>32193100
No i just want to have a good thread and to fill my folders

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>>32193142
nice

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>>32193060

I'm not some nostalgiafag, because I like a lot of the newer pokemon. But why is there so much blatant furbait these days?

After Gen IV, the starters have had retarded looking final evolutions.

>>32193325
I don't know if this can be called furbait considering this is Don Bluth art style parody

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Only pic I have but I want to support alola starters!

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>>32193345

It shouldn't look like Don Bluth it should look like pokemon. Why does the cute blue seal starter evolve into Olive Oyl?!?! Welcome to the bench, you lanky bitch. I'm getting heated just thinking about this.

>>32193376
chill bro, just because we got 1 effeminate final starter evo in one gen out of 7 gen means that the series is ruined, just don't think about it.

>>32193421
>charizard, meganium, sceptile, empoleon, serperior, and delphox aren't effeminate

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>>32193352

>>32193421
I don't care that it's effeminate, I'm just annoyed that so many new pokemon look like some random fursuit.

>>32193427
you've spent too much time on the internet my man.

>>32193446
you're just now becoming aware of the many many humanoid pokemon that are there, if you wasted a little more of time looking at the other gens you would realize that this is a thing that has been going for a while now.

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>>32193446
>so many new pokemon look like some random fursuit
I can never understand this accusation.
If you're seeing "furry" in a lot of Pokemon, you're may be acting a little insecure and paranoid about furries in general - or might need to go have a little introspection about yourself.

>>32193427
how the fuck are charizard and empoleon feminine

>>32193427
>Charizard
>Sceptile
>Empoleon
>effeminate
Wat

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>>32193325
> But why is there so much blatant furbait these days?
>After Gen IV

>>32193060
Why did they make the gen 6 and 7 starters look like sonic characters

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>>32193540
Literally Perfect

>>32193571
But they have two eyes and some of them can't even wear tennis shoes.

>>32193540
>>32193582
Blaziken and Sceptile are some of the worst starter designs. Not even megas could save the mess that is Blaziken

>>32193325
>Mermaid is furbait
>Tiger mask reference is furbait
>Robin hood reference is furbait

End yourself

>>32193690
>mermaids aren't scaly bait
>tigers aren't inherently furshit
>pretending Disney's Robin Hood isn't a thing

End yourself

>>32193690
They all turn into anthropomorphic tropes.

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Made for sex

>>32193325
>Implying blatant pokeshilling and furbait didn't start with blaziken

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>>32194752
>furbait started with blaziken

>>32194759
Blaziken is literally a human in cosplay

>>32194769
eevee did it first

>>32194773
Oh. Yeah, she does have a pretty human face, but by furbait, I mean
>Literally a human wearing a costume

>>32194791
furbait isn't just anthroshit

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>>32194221
Don't sexualize my naive and trusting muscle cat!

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>>32193862
>>32193325
>anthro features automatically means pandering to furries

I remember a time where we could enjoy anthropomorphic animals/creatures without idiots thinking some furry conspiracy was going on.

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>>32193060
The tiger is one of the worst designed pokemon there is, its literally a man in a poor fitting fursuit.

God /vp/ is stupid

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>>32193352

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>>32194888
>inferior Unova starter