/vpmd/- /VP/ mystery dungeon

>>32115828
Rules: Periodically I'll ask for input on what you, Ron (and ONLY Ron), should do with # posts. Other characters will move autonomously, acting of their own will. Only posts made AFTER the post asking for a # will count. Up to 5 mins after the ask post, you can override the get with dubs. Trips can overide dubs, etc. etc. Only the first of each type of get will be accepted.
In order to give people a chance to have their suggestions accepted after get posts, dubs, trips, etc can now be overwritten with dubs of opposite evens/odd, i.e. a post that gets dubs of 22 could be countered with an 11, 33, 55, 77, or 99.

Keep note that actions can only be performed within the realm of plausibility. You can't pull out items you don't have, you can't use moves you don't know, you can't willingly try to kill yourself etc. etc.

Info sheet (inc. Moves, Abilities, and inventory): https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1FMmY3bDYUhif0da--HXa6SZxSC6TxiyV0tEWXC8Eo-k/edit?usp=sharing

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>>32115830
Spirtomb: Nopenopenopenopenope

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>>32115851
Osha: Spiritomb! Wait! You fought us earlier because you wanted to get out of that portal. Well... now you're free! And you're obviously a powerful pokemon. Maybe you could help us? Maybe we could be...

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>>32115875

>>32115886
>inb4 nope

>>32115886
Holy shit how did Drillbur and Croagunk get there so fast?

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>>32115886
Spiritomb: ...
...
...
You make me wish I could resurrect into a living being just so that I could vomit so painfully, forcefully hard that I immediately die again.
I'm getting out of here and finding a quiet place to live for the rest of my existence.

>What will you do? 6 decides

>>32115914
lets be nice with him

>>32115914
Tell spiritomb okay but we know a weak trecko that he could easily overpower and take the soul of.

>>32115914
Offer to let him stay at our place

>>32115914
promise to buy Spiritomb a home to live in if he helps us

>>32115914
Voice your disappointment

>>32115914
tell him to reconsider

>>32115914
Let's be friends

>>32115934
Re

>>32115914
I don't think he heard us, ask again until he says yes, getting more demanding each time

>>32115910
The power of friendship

>>32115828
Is this a cringe thread?

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>>32116027
it is now that you've joined
hehh

>>32116034
That and the people playing make believe with toys

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>>32115936
Osha: Ron, wait! We barely own the house we have! We can't buy one for Spiritomb too...

Eva: We have a house?

Spiritomb: Oh, I was going to say fuck off again, but you're telling me, this is something that would inconvenience you?

Osha: Uh...

Spiritomb: Very well. The contract is sealed.

Osha: But-

Spiritomb: I'm not joining your little asshole petting zoo jamboree here, but I will help you with one thing. You can ask me anything, or need something easy done, but I ain't doing any fighting. After that, I'm out of here. So, what'll it be?

>9 next

>>32116041
Ever played Super Smash Bros?

That's literally the storyline of Smash.

>>32116061
Ask him how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop

>>32116061
Deal. Agree with Spiritomb and find another area to explore

>>32116061
Ask him what is actually going on here.
(Then whisper to Osha that you'll weasel your way out of the house)

>>32116080
re

>>32116061
Ask about mansion lore

>>32116061
No

>>32116075
re

>>32116061
Say the following:
"Spiritomb, I'm glad we made that deal with you. There's a friend of ours who's a Trecko that I was thinking about letting you have but he's such a good friend too us that we would suffer unbearably if he were gone. I'm still pondering giving him up over the house, so I may be swayed, but the suffering would be so immense that I'm not sure whether or not I'd have the will to continue after that loss."

>>32116111
I really wish OP will let this happen, Treecko is a dick.

>>32116138
Probably he is important to the plot,so i dont think so

>>32116138
Agreed. He's a spoiled little bitch who's drink needs to be poisoned with herbicide.
Wait...
WAIT...
HOLY SHIT THAT'S IT WE NEED HERBICIDE.

>>32116061
Ask him to suck your dick and osha's at the same time

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>>32116111
Spiritomb: Alright, just asking here, cause I'm honestly curious if you thought that sounded believable. But fine. Go to town, find a treecko, kiss his ass, make his life great, you got it.
I'll be waiting for you guys to buy me my house. Iunno, maybe I'll bum around and find someone and plant suicidal thoughts in their head in the meantime. Later chumps.

>Spiritomb hops away

Osha: I... think I regret all of what just happened.

>2 next

guys,we are doing this all wrong. He is the one who got trapped for a eternity, he is the one who should be asking help.

>>32116188
>kiss his ass
SPIRITOMB WOAH

>>32116188
Explore a new room

>>32116188
REEEEEEEEEEEE at the Spiritomb that already left and then blame Buddy for this

>>32116188
Hop your way to a new room

>>32116188
Go back the way you came to prevent the story from progressing

>>32116212
The laundry, pls.

>>32116218
re

>>32116221
Not the laundry

GUYS DON'T YOU REALIZE
THIS IS THE PERFECT CHANCE TO GET TRECKO AND HIS MAFIA BOSS DAD OFF OUR BACKS.
WE CAN FIND HIM AND IF SPIRITOMB IS THERE WE CAN SAY THAT WE GOT HIM A NICE SPIRITOMB SLAVE BECAUSE HE'S GONNA BE KISSING TRECKOS ASS

We just have to find him and say we were sorry for how we acted and did this to make up for it!
He won't want to attack us anymore and he won't disparage us!

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>>32116222
you fucking nigger
rerolling for telling Spiritbomb "suck my dick faggot nigger"

>>32116248
Sure, what could possibly go wrong?
Except Spiritomb putting a curse on us for calling him a slave.
Or simply leaving Treecko because there's nothing to stop him from doing so.
Or something worse.

>>32116281
>doesn't know how to watch for dubs
>excessive use of "nigger"
t.Newfag

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>>32116222
What's that? Can't hear you over the pointless derailing not happening

>>32116212
>You use the laundry room key on the door to the room on the bottom right of the top floor and enter.
>Seems pretty standard fare in here. Washers, dryers, folding tables. Seems to be some stuff in the machines.

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>>32116324
>One of the dryers on the wall buzzes loudly as it finishes. It opens and dumps out a pokemon on the floor

Osha: It's... Buizel!

>8 next

>>32116331
Perform mouth to mouth. Make a good first impression

>>32116331
jump in a washing machine

because there could be hidden items of course, not for fun

>>32116331
attack the washers

>>32116337
re

>>32116331
pin him to the washing machines and violently interrogate him while beating the fucker

>>32116331
Say "It's still wet" and stick Buizel back in the dryer

>>32116348
Re

>>32116331
Attack the washer, it's a Rotom Wash

>>32116331
If the buizel is alive ask it to join us, if it's dead eat its heart

>>32116367
Or dry I guess.

>>32116348
Rè

>>32116348
do this

>>32116348
re

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>>32116344
>You hop in a washing machine and ride around in the spinning water. Buddy hops in as well.
Buddy: Yay! I could use some water and this is such a fun way to get it!

Osha: Guys, it's Buizel! The pokemon we're here to find? Ron, stop goofing off and help me out here.

>>because there could be hidden items of course, not for fun

>"Uh, yeah, I was looking for hidden items! We might need them!" You open the washer next to you.

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>>32116489
>Buizel pops out of the washer!
>???

Osha: wha

>7 next

>>32116498
ARM THRUST THE FIRST BUIZEL

>>32116498
Pin them both down and see whitch one is the real one.

>>32116498
Make them fight to the death, we take the winner

>>32116498
Cum on one so you can tell them apart

>>32116501
REEEE

>>32116504
*which
also, re

>>32116512
re

>>32116498
>This must be the work of an enemy Stand!
Attack that one dryer with a red mark on it on the right.

>>32116509
re

>>32116498
Open the other washing machines. There might be more.

>>32116501
reroll

>>32116498
They've got to go. Put them back into the machines

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>>32116533
>>32116509
>You shake the Buizels awake and set them up in the corner.

Osha: How can there be two Buizels here? Other than the fact that there exist many individuals of each species of pokemon... Uh, are either of you friends with Cubchoo?

Buizels: Cubchoo! She's my exploration partner!

>The Buizels look at each other incredulously.

>"Alright, they are the same Buizel... the only solution is to have them fight each other, and we'll take the winner as the real Buizel."

Buizels: Wait, I don't want to fight!

>1 next

>>32116603
Check the spots on the back to see if there's any difference, attack if identifiable as female. Touch butts while doing so.

>>32116603
autistically screech and punch both in the face

>>32116603
Put them back in the washer. The real buizel is a water type and should come out fine

>>32116642
Re

>>32116603
Slap both of them with your piggy dick, if one of them is a zoroark then the disguise will came off

Pose menacingly, then >>32116642

>>32116603
Hit each one of them once to check for illusions or other nonsense. If nothing happens just bring them both back. Double the Buizel, double the reward right?

>>32116630
do this

>>32116661
re

>>32116661
Winner!

>>32116666
SATAN HAS BLESSED US WITH QUADS

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>>32116666
>>32116668
Too late Satan

>32116668
You're joking, right?

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>>32116655
>"Well then, the only other way to check for shenanigans is THIS"
>You slap each Buizel with your dick. As this is not an actual attack and does no damage, nothing happens other than the Buizels looking disgusted.

Buizel1: Augh what the hell man.

Buizel2: Why would you do that? We're getting out of here!

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>>32116725
Eva: Fine, up to me as usual.
>Eva uses quick attack on each Buizel!

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>>32116732
>Buizel1 transforms into Zoroark!

Eva: Aha! So THIS one is an imposter, which means the other one is

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>>32116740
Eva: Oh, also an imposter

Zoroark: I told you to keep quiet and stay hidden!

Zorua: Not my fault he checked the one washer I was in!

Zoroark: Fine, let's just kill em.

>4 next

>>32116748
Say "not if we kill you first!" and attack them both

>>32116748
More hearts to feed us? Ok, arm thrust the zoroark.

>>32116748
Ember would do nicely.

>>32116748
Pose menacingly again, then run for your fucking life

>>32116748
Arm thrust zoroark while saying ora ora

>>32116762
re

>>32116748
Have the team focus all attacks on zorua, then hold him or her hostage.

>>32116748
fuck the Zorua

>>32116762
Re

Ah, you had to do it after i suggested it the other day, didn't you op?

Roll for laughing at the foxes for getting our dick in their faces, then gang up on zorua and use arm trust

>>32116773
re

>>32116748
Negotiate.

>>32116780
reroll, but then hold the Zorua hostage like in >>32116775

>>32116778
do this

>>32116748
We need to keep the Zorua for fucking

>>32116748
Time limit has been passed

Hey, op. I want to announce when time is up so we can keep shitposting after the timer is up to a minimum. Is that alright?
If not, I understand. I'll lose the trip and just resume normal play.

>>32116851
rolling to kiss Drilbur

>>32116854
Alright, point taken. Losing the trip.

>>32116851
the time passed a long time and you made your first appearance a joke, good job student kun

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>>32116762
>>32116774
>You, Osha and Buddy attack the Zoroark while Eva handles the Zorua with a quick attack

Eva: Finally something I can fight! It's been so long since I've gotten to eat something's heart!

Zorua: Uh?

>>32116866
Please don't compare me to him. At least I knew when to stop.

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>>32116885
>Zoroark retaliates with Night Daze to fend you off
>Zorua uses faint attack

>0 next

>>32116890
you're just as stupid as to use a trip tho.

>>32116899
Back them up into washers/dryers behind them and trap them. Warm up the hearts you're about to eat with a quick spin cycle

>>32116899
Say ''need help with your food dear?, let me help you'' and then break zorua's neck with an arm trust

>>32116725
>You slap each Buizel with your dick. As this is not an actual attack and does no damage, nothing happens other than the Buizels looking disgusted.

In the PMD games you have a "basic attack" that's something like a tackle which you can use instead of a real move. It does a very small amount of damage (in the newer games at least) and is rarely useful. We should make dick-slapping Ron's basic attack so that we can check stuff like this without wasting time for the inevitable "hit it with Ron's dick" choices. It would be hilarious to KO someone serious with a dick-slap.

>>32116911
>arm trust
Don't think we know that :^)

>>32116910
re

>>32116902
Precisely why I lost it.
>>32116899
Use all of our force to shove Zoroark into the washing machine with Eva using helping hand to boost our strength.
>>32116911
Fuck you and your calling the police ending. We need Zorua to add onto our harem.

>>32116851
Well, I thought it could be helpful... but I guess maybe just do it if people get gets after the 5 min and call for it like what happened with >>32116666 & >>32116668 And yeah, hold off on the trip

>>32116899
The amount of new people in these threads are making them unbearable.

EAT some hearts

>>32116899
burn zoroak's tail

>>32116926
Re
>>32116928
/k/
Fuck, I guess it's time.

>>32116899
Tell Eva not to kill the zorua, we gotta recruit it.

>>32116911
goddammit anon...

time for rolling has ended, and so is Zorua's time in this world.

>>32116972
These posts are pointless and make us reach autosage faster. We can count.

This idea was brought up and shot down near the beginning of VPMD.

>>32116972
Cmon, you really think he's gonna make it that easy?

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>>32116911
>You tell Eva to attack together to finish off Zorua so you can focus on Zoroark and attack together with Arm Thrust and Quick Attack.
>Zorua has fainted!


>>32117018
I am cause we're running short on time

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>>32117061
>Eva: FINALLY
>Eva dives in and rips and tears her way to a tasty heart meal

>>32117018
Obviously no, but it's fun to tease that one guy who wants to fuck Zorua

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>>32117077
>What?

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>>32117018
>>32117090
well fuck, he actually did it.
My condolences Zoruafag

>>32117077
Well, looks like we won't be getting a new teammate today

>>32117094
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>32117094
>Eva has evolved into Sylveon!

Eva: yeeeeeEEEEEESSS

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>>32117094
>>32117133
Yes... YES... RAISE MY LITTLE DRAGON SLAYER!

>>32117133
>6 next

>>32117133
Congratulate her, of course. Then get back to kicking ass.

>>32117153
brag to Osha about how you raised the child

>>32117133
Ask Eva if she's learned any new Fairy Moves

>>32117153
*cof*new move*cof
Kill zoroark

>>32117153
Cum with excitement onto Zoroark

>>32117153
Skip our turn, zoroark was nice enough to wait it's only fair we do the same.

>>32117162
>>32117163
Both of these

>>32117153
let her kill zoroark

>>32117170
>>32117171
It's on the info sheet! She learned fairy wind and replaced baby doll eyes

>>32117133
Fairy Wind that ass. Then whisper to Zoroak that Zorua's heart was delicious.

>>32117176
Re

>>32117178
Re

>>32117182
roll

>>32117176
Do this

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>>32117176

>>32117182
reroll this.

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Out sweet Eva grew up so fast. Eating hearts really is a legit way to gain power.

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>>32117211
>>32117176
Zoroark: Augh, ew gross, what is wrong with you??

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>>32117278

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>>32117295

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>>32117295

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>>32117305
Zoroark: Y-
Eva: Dark type, huh?

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>>32117315

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>>32117315
>>32117317

>>32117317
What happens when she gets 5 hearts?

>>32117317
my nigga zoroaek got vored what the fuck

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>>32117317

>>32117317
Tasty

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>>32117317
Osha: Well then, that... uh... ended. I guess. Not sure what the point of all this was but at least Eva evolved! I guess now we'll-

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>>32117317
OUR LITTLE GIRL'S ALL GROWN UP

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>>32117346
TO BE CONTINUED

I hope OP invents a way to give her pixilate

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>>32117353
Eva's new look is really working out.

>>32117353
Well, wasn't this a satisfying thread?, it really hit the spot.

>>32117353
thanks op for the thread, it was really fun, see ya tomorrow

>>32117384
Yeah, but we didn't befriend spiritomb. I knew he was too strong for our level to be recruitable, but at least i wanted to give a good impresion.

>>32117410
we didn't, but he is gonna get rid of treecko for us, which is just as good.

>>32117440
He's not going to get rid of Treecko, he's going to be nice to him just to spite us. See >>32116188

>>32117440
heh

>>32117674
I request Treecko is one of the main villains so that we can take him down one day.

Bump
do we care if we bump these threads?

>>32120659
There's not really any point bumping them when OP is finished, as he normally makes a new thread every day, sometimes he does ask questions or does weird shit like with Spiritomb.

>>32120724
I *do* like doing weird shit

>tfw no more Spiritomb Q&As now that he's been freed
Maybe it's for the best, since it would've gotten old eventually.

>>32121837
That was pretty fun
Character q&a thread after chapter 2 is done?

>>32121944
>every question for Osha is how Ron can appeal to him

>>32121944
That'd be really cool.

>>32121944
Sounds interesting. Any character we have met or just our team? Also, do these characters have to be alive?

>>32122239
Any character we've met, alive or dead as long as I can find their figure

>>32121958
>every question for Plum requires Buddy to interpret her gestures

>>32123748
love it


Real talk: Have some irl commitments starting tomorrow and I won't be able to stay as long tonight, so either we can do a short thread tonight (only about 1.5-2 hrs) or we can wait. I don't know what this week is going to be like, so there is a possibility that I won't be free to do another thread until next weekend. I'll leave it up to you guys.

>>32124196
If we are close to finishing this chapter and you think you can keep the thread on track, I wouldn't mind a shorter thread tonight. Do whatever is best for you

>>32124196
>so there is a possibility that I won't be free to do another thread until next weekend.
that's rough

I guess you could do some small filler today, and have the final boss or whatever next week, if we're gonna finish a chapter better have a satisfying ending rather than than a rushed one.

>>32124272
>>32124433
Tonight would be the last required room before the final boss, and I don't really want to leave the end dangling for a whole week. If we do though, then at least it would be like chapter 1 where we could finish the final boss and blow through the non-choice story stuff in one extra long session.

>>32124463
>2 battles
yeah, we're not gonna be able to get through that in 2 hours, especially since the final boss is suppose to be tougher than our regular bosses.
just try to think about a way to add more filler or something.
I mean, Mimikyu is still around isn't it?, have it give us the lore on this place or something.

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>>32124463
If this last room'll take a long time, maybe it'd be better to do it some other time then. Rushing it might not do well for the thread. I dunno though, it's up to you.

>>32120659
I sometimes bump them so that they're still around long enough for me to post these

>>32124521
>>32124583
Well, this next room will be short so I think we can do that, but no matter what the boss will need the full time (or more)

>>32124715
Maybe do the Q&A session today?

>>32125125
>>32125125
>>32125125
Finally, I'm awake for one of these for once

>>32124966
That might be good for during the week if things are bad and I can't do a full thread. That way it's not a full week with nothing


>>32125125