/vpmd/- /VP/ mystery dungeon

>>32060695
Rules: Periodically I'll ask for input on what you, Ron (and ONLY Ron), should do with # posts. Other characters will move autonomously, acting of their own will. Only posts made AFTER the post asking for a # will count. Up to 5 mins after the ask post, you can override the get with dubs. Trips can overide dubs, etc. etc. Only the first of each type of get will be accepted.
In order to give people a chance to have their suggestions accepted after get posts, dubs, trips, etc can now be overwritten with dubs of opposite evens/odd, i.e. a post that gets dubs of 22 could be countered with an 11, 33, 55, 77, or 99.

Keep note that actions can only be performed within the realm of plausibility. You can't pull out items you don't have, you can't use moves you don't know, you can't willingly try to kill yourself etc. etc.

Info sheet (inc. Moves, Abilities, and inventory): https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1FMmY3bDYUhif0da--HXa6SZxSC6TxiyV0tEWXC8Eo-k/edit?usp=sharing

>>32060699
Second post of the thread and OP is already stealing dubs.

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>>32060699
>With Oddish in tow after your battle with Pumpkaboo, you return out to the upstairs hall and reunite with Osha, Noibat and Nidorina

Noibat: Oh hey, you got your friend.

Buddy: I'm Buddy! I'm very glad to meet you!

Noibat: Uh, y-you too?

Nidorina: Listen, Osha is just KOed, but these two don't look in great shape. That plant mind-control stuff seems like it fucked them up something good. Me and Noibat were thinking we'd take them back to town and get help now that you have your team back together. What do you think?

>Reply? Action? 1 first

>>32060767
Agree, and tell her to call you when you get back. Also, revive Osha.

>>32060767
Suggest that that's a good idea, tell Buddy and Eva to check out the room down the hall, and then get dat Osha ass.

>>32060767
It's probably for the best.

wait what?, so soon?, i'm not even wearing pants.

>>32060767
tell nidorina to take them back to town and then buy some revivers seeds and bring them or send them back to us, i got the feeling we're gonna need them for the boss.
also as she leaves give her a kiss and tell her to take care on her way back to the city

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>>32060800
>First and foremost, you feed osha one of the reviver seeds and also eat a pecha berry because you've been poisoned for like, 3 threads straight now and nobody remembers.

Osha: Ow, my head. Scratch haunted gardens off my list of acceptable places to visit.

>Then you tell Nidorina to do it and to call you when you get back so you can keep in touch.

Nidorina: Of course, hon. We gotta make our recruitment official after all. *;)*

>3 next

>>32060898
Defile the portrait of Bum Tickley from as far away as possible.

>>32060898
yell "SUCC MEME XDDDDDDDDDDDD", smash into the greenhouse, and destroy everything

>>32060898
enter one of the yet unexplored rooms at random

>>32060953
oh

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>>32060953
what have I done

>>32060953
*sigh* good thing we started early today i guess

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>>32060953
>You do a meme or something

>>32061028
please, make osha slap him

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>>32061028
>You turn to run into the greenhouse and slam into the wall

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>>32061040

>>32061040
We are such a bad influence to Eva.

>>32061050
RIP

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>>32061050
Osha: Anyway, we still have no signs of Buizel, but we did find a strange door that I think we need parts to assemble. We should keep looking around.

>5 next

>>32061063
Let's be a mentally sound living thing for once and follow Osha's lead.

>>32061063
this >>32060969

>>32061063
Search the house, but also look for furniture and shit we can use to decorate our house so we aren't living in a total shithole anymore

>>32061063
repeat what we just did

>>32061063
If you had just stopped for the night on that last picture this would've been the best thread ever.

Continue shouting verbal shitposts and tackle the portrait at the end of the hall.

>>32061063
Enter the nearest room that we haven't been in before.

>>32061085

re

>>32061085
Holy shit my Autism is actually being useful for once. Securing

>>32061100
Now it's being really useful.

>>32061100
Fuck yeah. Time limit pass.

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>>32061100
>>32061085
>"FURNITURE" you shout as you hop up. "If Nidorina is going to visit our house, we're going to need MORE FURNITURE"

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>>32061183
>...

Osha: *I* was the one who got knocked in the head by those plants... right?

>>32061183
Goddammmit Ron you're acting even more autistic than me. Just say that we should find Bui but also get furniture

>>32061183
hell yeah, let's do like in a RPG and take everything that isn't stuck to the ground

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>>32061202
>You run through the door down at the end of the hall. Seems like you've found some sort of closet.

???: Ron! It's you! It's actually you!

>>32061208
Also, we need a fucking bed. Like, one that Nidorina and Ron can fuck o- oh, what's this OwO

>>32061222
so, the key to good gets is being as autistic as posible?

inb4 it's the rival team
inb4 I'm wrong again

>>32061247
Yes, precisely.

>>32061222
>trips for Nidorina shipping

Otter dream is dead

>>32061254
It's Braviary.

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>>32061218
Osha: Ron! You finally found me! Oh man, how long has it been? I got scooped up by some shady pokemon as soon as we separated. They tied me up and left me in here. I don't know where Eva or Buddy went though... Let me out so we can find them. This place isn't safe for pokemon out on their own!

>7 next

>>32061271
Ember him

>>32061271
Burn the web around him, it's a trap.

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>>32061271

hit yourself out of confusion

>>32061271
Ember that. Just do it.

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>>32061271

>>32061260
>Autistic guy fucks up shipping
So, I'm Amazon.
>>32061271
WAIT... WHAT THE FUCK
ASK OSHA WHO HAVE WE BEEN TRAVELING WITH

>>32061271
Untie him

>>32061288
re

>>32061299
Nice. Securing.

>>32061288
>>32061299
do both

>>32061288
reroll

>>32061299
i think the other idea was more safe than this one, if it's a zoroark the fire will take out it's disguise, if not it won't do too much damage

>>32061288
Rerolling myself.

>>32061324
Thanks.>>32061329
You might be right.
Also, let's just be nice to the mons this thread

Proposing new rule: Don't accept gets from anyone unnecessarily using a trip.

>>32061344
faggot, veto

>>32061344
>Makes a new rule
>Targeting only ONE person
Nice job, bro

>>32061344
Student-kun's done literally nothing wrong. Yet.

>>32061356
drop the trip and the rule doesn't affect you
nice job >>32061344 :^)

>>32061356
Let's ask osha a question only he would know.
Rolling for next time, since the time limit's probably off.
>>32061366
Thanks.
>>32061382
No.
The rule wasn't canon, and so I shall remain.

>>32061403

If we ask you nicely, would you stop using it? It's just unnecessary and distracting.

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>>32061299
Osha: W-what? You've been traveling with another Osha? How?? I've been here this whole time! Free me so we can take care of that phony!

>You untie Osha's ropes and turn to leave.

Osha: Ron, wait... listen, being trapped here for so long, I had a lot of time to think and to realize how afraid I am... afraid of being alone. I know I've pretended I wasn't gay and wasn't interested in you in the past, but that was just me distancing myself from someone who might hurt me... might leave me alone if things went wrong.
But after this, I don't want to be alone anymore. Ron, I-I want to be with you. Do you think we could just... spend some time together and... make out a little?

>9 next

>>32061414
Well, if you put it like that, alright. I may just put student-kun in, or a spoiler saying it was me, but alright.
>>32061420
Ask a question only osha would know.

>>32061420
I never thought I'd type this, but don't make out with Osha.

Run out of the room screaming.

>>32061420
Make out with this supposed otter?
Ron knows he shouldn't
but Ron does any ways

>>32061420
It's a fake, fucking burn him. Or does he love Ron and the imposter kept slapping him?

>>32061438
Reroll

>>32061420
gladly accept and fug osha

>>32061420
Slap him

>>32061420
This ain't right. Get out of there, quickly.

>>32061438
Reroll, but pretend to kiss him before frying his face.

>>32061438
re

>>32061432
I agree, time to get out.

>>32061462
re

>>32061420
Back off and re for asking a question only Osha would know, like what our house looks like, or what he's angry at us the most for.
The whole reason I used the trip was because I'm actually studying right now.

>>32061478
good idea reroll

>>32061462
last re

>>32061478
Re

>>32061420
Wow now this is gay faggotry
Anyway, fuck him until his anus bleeds, then get out autistically screaming and go with the real otter and apologize for cheating on him

>>32061500
based student desu

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>>32061469
>>32061438
>Yeah, you're not buying this for one minute. There's no way Osha would say he loved you ;_;
>You ember this bitch, revealing it to be a Zoroark in disguise!

Zoroark: Aw, man. I know I laid it on thick, but I figured you wanted that stupid otter enough to try! haha.

>Zoroark moves to attack

>2 next

>>32061575
arm thrust while yelling ORAORAORAORAORAORA

>>32061575

This guy could be useful. Ask him why he's attacking. Maybe we can work something out and end this peacefully.

>>32061575
squeal for your friends

>>32061575
Arm Thrust while crying out that Osha will never love you.

;_;

How's everyone's Monday's going? I'm studying for a chem test and eating chocolate chips. I'm using this thread to associate the pokemon with different facts so that every time one of them speaks, I have to state that fact so I have them memorized. After a while, I switch up the facts so I'm not studying the same 5 or so every time.
True autism... [sadface]

>>32061588
Securing.

>>32061586
reroll

>>32061575
haha
;_;

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>>32061600
>wasted dubs
FUCK

>>32061600
Nice blog, where can I subscribe?

>>32061598
Re

>>32061575
Evolve and rape that asshole.

>>32061588
Good idea. Securing this.

>>32061612
It wouldn't have counted anyway, since they're evens.

>>32061600
Okay, now you've done something wrong.

>>32061598
Rerolling

>>32061586
re

>>32061588
Re

>>32061626
Does >>32061622 make up for it, anon?

>>32061575
Ah, fucking called it!
Fucking obliterate him with arm trust
swiper no swipping

>>32061615
Don't have a blog. Sorry, m8.

I keep fucking up the captcha.
>>32061588
Here re

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>>32061660
Make one and take your stories to it. Nobody is in this thread to read about you studying for your tests.

>32061678
k.

>>32061688
Don't worry, senpai. I know me and op love you, at least <3

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>>32061588
>"Wait, wait! Why are you attacking? We haven't done anything!"

Zoroark: Why? You haven't learned yet? You're on OUR land. If you're not going to scram, then we're going to have our fun with you. Fun til we rip your souls from your pathetic bodies!

>Zoroark uses night slash on you!

>>32061718
re >>32061648

>>32061718
Arm thrust

>>32061718
Say fucking fine and use hammer arm on him. Say ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA while doing it too!
Also, taunt him by saying we're gonna steal his bed and fuck on it later

>>32061729
re

>>32061718
>talking never does anything but waste a turn
Why do you make us suffer so?

>>32061729
>>32061732
>>32061735
>>32061740
He never even said to start rolling ;-;
Although that might just be his mistake...

>OP hasn't asked for a number
>people rolling
do we have some new people tonight

>>32061718
Ask him to change back into Osha so we can have some real fun

>>32061735
Re for this

>>32061750
I got over-eager

>>32061750
It feels like every night there's always new people that somehow never stop being new

>>32061750
Nah. I just want to get so I can have my solution easily "re" able. Thinking ahead.
So reing justincase.
I'm a lucky guy

>>32061718
Shoot sorry, it was going to be a 4, but I got distracted, I'll count any posts from >>32061718 on
+ 5 min from this post for anyone who was holding out because of my derp up

>>32061780
Make Zoroark go into a depressive state and lose his motivation to fight Ron by shouting Verlisify a shit, and he'll never fuck you at Zoroark.

>>32061780
Squeal for your team.

>>32061780
It's alright Op. Rerolling for my original idea.>>32061735

>>32061729
re

>>32061782
Re

>>32061780
Use hammer arm and hit his dick

>>32061729
another re

>>32061788
Nice job, man.
Still rerolling for mine, though.>>32061735
>>32061782
kek. So, mine and this.

>>32061808
Fuck, meant arm thrust

>>32061811
Ah, mine didn't cancel his. Oh well. Re again, I guess.

tell that baby that hes not a big boy who doesn't need his diaper, attempt to turn into a diaper, and eat Zoroark's ass

>>32061826
dragonite go home

>>32061826
"Saw a picture of Dragonite and Zorrark being stupid. Please don't do this"
Anyhow, >>32061824
re and shit.

>>32061808
>>32061819
re

>>32061799
>>32061782
I've seen that name around, but I still have no idea who he is, or why he's apparently hated on this board?

>>32061854
Dogfucker on Youtube who posts shit competitive sets, wears a dog collar, and hates smogon.
https://www.youtube.com/user/Verlisify

>>32061854
Verlis is a youtuber who's a furry and shit. Honestly, the whole thing is just a bunch of adults getting angry over a difference in opinion.
[spoiler, but not really a spoiler] If you choose not to give a fuck about it, it doesn't affect you.

>>32061872
also likes to shit on other youtubers and make unnecesary drama.

>>32061872
Additionally a lot of his passwords were leaked here a bit ago, making him the subject of mockery.

>>32061872
>those "competitive" sets
Seeing them always gives me a good laugh. I wished I saved them.

>>32061854
Best part about being an autist is that you can call people like that autists with no guilt.

>>32061872
>>32061881
aight then. Well, now that I've killed the joke, I'm just gonna go with >>32061788 and move things along a bit

>>32061911
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
At least write Verlisify a shit on the board.

>>32061911
/vpmd/ did ^ 9/11

>>32061921
I'd be happier if he wasn't even mentioned. Let's keep this thread a nice little haven from typical /vp/ shitposting, okay?

>>32061931
Not them, but I'm totally okay with that.

>>32061931
ha ha i cant believe we're forced to do vpmd with worst starters :^)

>>32061921
Just be above it. Not caring automatically makes you the greater person.

>>32061943
B-but I got the digits, sure it was a shitpost but it should be acknowledged in some way, I think it falls under the OP's rules of plausibility.

Getting my reply ready for the DOUBLE TRIPS coming up.

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>You run over to the door and squeal alerting your team to your presence

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>>32061981
>Velsifry

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>>32061981
Osha: Ron, we've been looking for you! You shouldn't go wandering off like that!

Helioptile: Osha! You have to help me! I came back for you, but Ron's freaking out and attacking me!

>6 next

>>32061994

Hammer arm yelling ORA and... basically this>>32061735

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>>32061981
Based OP, you did it. >>32061921
Thanks.

>>32061994

Attack other Ron, which I'm guessing is a Zorua.

>>32061994
hit Zoroark and break the illusion

>>32061994
Arm thrust zoroark in the dick until he changes back

>>32061994
tell osha he's a fucking idiot if he believes that

>>32061994
Tell Osha to ask you a question only the real Ron would know

>>32061999
Fuck yeah.

>>32061999
>yelling ORA
>>32061735
>Say ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA

Can we... can we NOT do this? Like, seriously?

>>32061994
What? No. We were clearly helping her. Give Helioptile an Oran Berry.

>>32061994
Freak out and act like a maniac

>>32062034
re

>>32062034
last re

>>32062012
re

>>32061999
This but also tell osha that Helioptile is back in town.

>>32062022
What a completely useless command. Holy shit.

>>32062012
one more re

>>32062069
Not really. At least now Zoroark can't claim that we're an impostor.

Past the 5 minute mark. Been past, actually.
Also, >>32062066 was me.
Using my trip to verify.

Nobody cares

>>32062086
Like Osha is so retarded as to fall for this obvious trap.

inb4 that osha is also a fake and actually a zorua

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>>32062022
Osha: What? I don't... are you NOT Ron? I don't understand? Are you actually hurting Helioptile? That's not cool Ron.

Helioptile: No, maybe he *is* an imposter, Osha. I don't think he would attack me if it were the real Ron.

Osha: Erm, fine. Ron.... what is my birthday?

>8 next

>>32062111
say you don't know and run against a wall to punish yourself for not knowing

only Ron would do that

>>32062111
say "lol i don't know but you can succ my piggy dicc"

>>32062111
i can see right through you op
ATTACK OSHA

>>32062111
tell osha that they never told you
then pat yourself on the back for realizing it was a trick question

>>32062111
This is a trick question, isn't it? He never told us his birthday.

What's with the text in the borders, you're scaring me

>>32062138
re

>>32062138
>only Osha
>no Buddy or Eva
I agree, attack the otter

>>32062138
re, give it an arm trust to it's neck

>>32062111
Use ember on osha, if its real otter at least it won't be very effective.

>>32062111
Tf is this shit Helioptile's in the next town over. Hammer arm the osha and the Helio.

>>32062186
re

Do whatever will win the battle

>>32062111
uhhhhh big mac

>>32062142
We've corrupted OP too much, he's becoming a /vp/ shitposter.

is OP kill?

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>>32062155
>You ember Osha

Osha: Ow, Ron, what the hell! My birthday is september 12th! We just celebrated it after king fiasco... everyone was there, you even gave a nice toast...

Helioptile: Osha! He's attacking you, he must be an imposter!

Osha: O-oh no! Everyone! Get in here! We need help!

>0 next

>>32062336
Here it comes.

>>32062341
Fuck the Helioptile.

>>32062341
try to rape osha

>>32062341
"OSHA! HELIOPTILE IS IN THE CITY! REMEMBER!"

>>32062341
Arm Thrust Zoroark to break the disguise.

>>32062341
Focus all attacks on helioptile, arm thrust

>>32062341
Huh. I would've thought that Osha's birthday would be the day of the first thread. Guess not.

>>32062366
Securing?

>>32062367
re

>>32062372
re

>>32062341
>It's the actual osha
well then, roll for this >>32062034

>>32062395
re

>>32062341
>only Osha bothered to show up in response to your squealing
that's kind of hurtful
kick the zoroark

>>32062395
Man, i can't roll for shit, i have yet to get dubs today.

>>32062372
re again

>>32062341
i underestimated how stupid Osha actually is

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>>32062377
>>32062367
>Your teammates arrive at Osha's call.
>Deciding to do something that might have cleared up this whole mess in the first place, you use Arm Thrust on Helioptile, revealing it to be Zoroark in disguise

Osha: What? Helioptile was actually the imposter?? Ron, why didn't you say so earlier!

Whoop, looks like we're out of time for the night. Kind of a weak point to stop at but oh well! TO BE CONTINUED

>>32062545
good thread, high level of autism today made it kinda hard but good thread anyway

>>32062545
Thanks for the thread OP.

>>32062545
Wait, we're finishing early today?, ah, well thanks for the thread op.

i think the zoroark disguise would've worked better if you had picked nidorina and said that she got lostand then she said that she wanted to take advantage that we were all alone and do some fun stuff

>>32062622
Dunno where you are so it may be different, but we got our hour stolen from us for the year, so it's 10 here.

And I knew it was pretty obvious, I just wanted to see if anyone wanted Ron to get Osha enough to believe it

>>32062712
>but we got our hour stolen from us for the year, so it's 10 here.
Yeah, that explain it, here we haven't change the hour yet.

>I just wanted to see if anyone wanted Ron to get Osha enough to believe it
maybe rapeposter, but personally i'm done with that. especially since we got nidorina, but even if we didn't, i still would've ember it
but be honest now, in >>32062111 was it always osha or it was going to be a zorua originally?, it seems pretty strange that osha forgot about helioptile leaving earlier

>>32062712
Nidorina Moveset when

>>32062712
WE NEVER GOT OUR FURNITURE. NOT EVEN THE BED I GOT TRIPS FOR
*AUTISTIC SCREECHING*

>>32062868
Never.

The team for the next chapter should be Helio + Nidorina for maximum shipteasing.

check drive chat

>>32062904
Ha, that would be fun

>>32062814
back here >>32061994 Helio said she came back for Osha, which, it's been a while, it's plausible (though improbable) that Helio made it back to the city and came back- and Osha had no idea there was a Zoroark wandering around so he believed it a bit.
And it always was Osha, but I was actually going to change it to be a Zorua b/c I liked the idea, but I could find the figure of it anywhere (which led to some frantic searching through the figure piles, hence some of the longer breaks between pics) so then I just settled for it staying Osha.

>>32062868
Scratch, tail whip, poison sting, double kick

>>32062920
I'm on a different comp now, can't see what was posted

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being behind is suffering

>>32063323
U2SLOW!

>>32063381
better late than never

>>32063323
that buildup to Wooper was the best part of this chapter so far

Jesus. The level of shit this thread was by no fault of OP makes me glad I'm on vacation and can't participate in the threads this week.

This is VPMD.

This is not your blog.

No one cares if you're getting gets.

Hell, there was one slow thread I got almost every get and you didn't see me say shit about it until now. Why do people have to be attention whores? Go find actual friends if you need attention that badly.

>>32063323
I should add more curses. We haven't had any in awhile.

Also, I got to work from home today and sleep in a little bit because of our not-blizzard, so I don't feel like hot garbage today! Maybe I'll be awake enough to write dialogue good today! Hooray!