/vpmd/- /VP/ mystery dungeon

>>32006404
Rules: Periodically I'll ask for input on what you, Ron (and ONLY Ron), should do with # posts. Other characters will move autonomously, acting of their own will. Only posts made AFTER the post asking for a # will count. Up to 5 mins after the ask post, you can override the get with dubs. Trips can overide dubs, etc. etc. Only the first of each type of get will be accepted.
In order to give people a chance to have their suggestions accepted after get posts, dubs, trips, etc can now be overwritten with dubs of opposite evens/odd, i.e. a post that gets dubs of 22 could be countered with an 11, 33, 55, 77, or 99.

Keep note that actions can only be performed within the realm of plausibility. You can't pull out items you don't have, you can't use moves you don't know, you can't willingly try to kill yourself etc. etc.

Info sheet (inc. Moves, Abilities, and inventory): https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1FMmY3bDYUhif0da--HXa6SZxSC6TxiyV0tEWXC8Eo-k/edit?usp=sharing

Missing trip, OP

Ron stabbing golurk will be one of the top 10 moments of these threads

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>>32006426
ty, forgot about it

>>32006421
>Walking into the mysteriously cavernous doghouse, you are greeted by a pair of growling dog pokemon, as well as a teammate chained up in the back!

>Suddenly, and odd, but unfortunately familiar feeling begins to wash over you. You've been struck by the Curse of Input Displacement! While active, any commands given may be sent to one of your allies instead!

>9 decides first action tonight

>>32006480
have sex with your partner

hehe thanks to the curse osha will sex us

>>32006480
>While active, any commands given may be sent to one of your allies instead!
LET THE FUN BEGINS!

roll for say something embarrasing about yourself

>>32006480
Have sex with Ron

>>32006499
Shit, sorry m8, i killed your dubs, but i'll try and give it back, re for this

>>32006499
>instant 9 and dubs
>>32006500

now that's unfortunate, poor first Anon

>>32006505
re

>>32006499
>>32006505
Roll

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>>32006500
"nnff"
>Noibat shifts from on your back and turns and tumbles off onto the floor.
Noibat: Aw man, did I get hammered again? Last time I did I shat myself in the middle of the bar and woke up hanging from the rafters in town hall... and I don't know why I said that out loud...

Osha: Noibat! You're awake! Are you okay?

Noibat: I uh, I guess. Last I remember, I was in town and heard some music coming from somewhere... ugh... who are you, btw?

Eva: Ron! Osha! Finally!! What took you guys so long to find me??

>2 next

kiss your friend

>>32006620
>noibat
well, that was dissapointing

roll for touching ron's butt

>>32006620
Masturbate furiously until you bleed

>>32006620
Go free Eva!

>>32006636
re

>>32006620
masturbate

Ok someone needs to make progress even though this is fun
Roll for carefully trying to go and rescue Eva and when you're there tell her if she wants to make a sex threesome with Ron

>>32006620
Well, let's go free her, I guess. What's the worst that could happen?

>>32006675
re

>>32006675
>and when you're there tell her if she wants to make a sex threesome with Ron
She was literally just born a few in-game hours ago -_-

>>32006694
>underage
>4chan

pick one

>>32006620
Ask Eva what has happened to her.

>>32006675
re

>>32006675
rere

>>32006694
she won't understand it, so we're safe, and it's just for shits and giggles

>>32006694
That means nothing in the Pokemon world.

>>32006694
Awww yeah!, old enough!

>>32006675
reroll

still no gets

>>32006675
re
>>32006694
if she can count, she's ready to mount

>>32006636
>>32006667
re

>>32006675
re get's why have you forsaken us!

>>32006742
winrar

>>32006742
welp, there you go op, this is totally better than just saying something lewd to Eva, right?

>>32006675
one last re just in case

>>32006667
Roll

>we missed our chance to tell Eva in a gruff voice "Kept you waiting, huh?"
I should have got here earlier.

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>>32006742
Osha: Ron, can you help Noibat up? Eva! Hang on we'll come free you!

Helioptile: Is that your friend?

Osha: Yeah, she's young and wanted to go on an adventure, so we added her to the team to teach her, but I guess things got a bit out of hand here...

Helioptile: You're helping to raise a child! Aw, how sweet is that?

>Helioptile gives Osha a peck on the cheek and gives him an odd look, like she's trying to remember something she's looking at for... later...

Eva: You guys gotta be careful! Even I ran into trouble in here!

>6 next

>>32006806
that would've been if we have done some progress, but instead someone is gonna jack off.
so you still have a chance

>>32006828
Roll for trying to rescue eva and doing this >>32006806

bite through eva's chains

>>32006828
Be sure that bitch doesn't touch our otter again

Ask Eva for details.

>>32006828
Melt the chains with a cool island song.

>>32006828
Summon spiritomb again

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>>32006806
obligatory

>>32006838
re

>>32006828
Make fun of Eva for getting caught.

>>32006838
Reroll

>>32006838
last re for progress

>>32006828
release the houndoom from its chains

>>32006828
Wasn't someone supposed to masturbate?

>>32006887
How do we know they weren't?

>>32006887
>gives him an odd look, like she's trying to remember something she's looking at for... later...
she's saving Osha in her spank bank. Or whatever the female equivalent of that is

>>32006887
yeah, wtf op?

>>32006903
RECRUIT

>>32006828
HOW DARE THIS FIEND KISS OUR PRINCESS OSHA?!?
THEY SHALL BURN!
(not really please i want to recruit the helioptile.)

>>32006903
we started this journey trying to make Ron be a pimp
yet Osha is the one who gets everybody's hormones running

what should we do about this

>>32006828
>osha didn't even react to getting kissed by girl
Poor osha is far too gone in his love for ron

>>32006933
give in and let osha be the dominant one
*Insert lenny because I'm too lazy to go find one to copy/paste*

>>32006941
Your post would be detected as spam anyway.

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>>32006856
>"108"
>"108"
>"108"

Spiritomb's shade: Stop calling me you asssssss~
When I get out of here I'm going to devour all of your sooooooouls~


Eva: What.

Noibat: Okay serious here, wtf is going on? Am I still drunk or somethin?

>9 next

>>32006963
Knockout noibat, he's better asleep.

>>32006963
Tell Noibat to fly over to Eva in exchange for alcohal.

>>32006963
it seems obvious
free eva

>>32006963
Tell everyone to break their own legs so they can escape the chains.

>>32006963
Casually walk over to Eva and see if either of the two assholes en route give you any trouble. Don't start shit with them, let them start shit with you.

>>32006963
Knock out those dogs. They're probably trouble.

>>32006999
>>32007000
Wew

>>32006999
re

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>>32006999
>>32007000
again the dubs trips get insta replaced

>>32006979
re

>>32006981
re

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>>32006999
>>32007000
We almost took the path of peace

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>>32007000
>You fill in Noibat on the details so far
>"-and now we need to rescue Eva from these dogs."

Eva: No, not the-

Noibat: Geez, is that all?

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>>32007075
>The dogs growl and bark as they yank at the chain trying to get Noibat, who casually walks between them.

>Noibat uses Outrage! Rockruff and Houndour are KO-ed

Noibat: 'Ere we go. Coupla weaklings them. Anyone could see that.

>Noibat passes out again.

Eva: No, not them! I did the same thing when I walked in! I've been trying to tell you-

>>32007091
Oh boy, here we go, i wonder what spoopy surprise awaits us, i sure hope it's not another ghost pokemon

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>>32007091
>Teleports behind you

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>>32007119
Lycanroc: Pssh, nothing personal, kid.

>Lycanroc uses crunch on Osha!

>4 next

>>32007119
befriend it and name it lucy
or lucas
:D

>>32007103
>sure hope it's not another ghost pokemon
you got it, bud

>>32007126
Compliment his or her excellent hair style then ember

>>32007126
Nobody else puts their mouth on Osha! Avenge him!

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>>32007126
Unsheath your katana.

grab a dogs chain and strangle him

>>32007126
Osha use the ability of your armor and then we need to be nice to this lycanroc so we can recruit :D

>>32007126
Start to howl

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>>32007119
>>32007126
h-he's fast
roll for releasing Eva while the team distract lycanroc

>>32007138
curse you vp, i'll get you next time!

>>32007168
THIS

>>32007126
Diss the colour purple and insult atheism.

>>32007168
re

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>>32007166
Man, Osha hasn't received an action from the curse yet! such is rng

Helioptile: Erm, nice Lycanroc... we could all be friends... (Hey Osha, you have that calming armor, don't you?)

>Osha tries to recover from the hit on the floor
Osha: Uhh, sure.
>Osha activates his armor's ability and spreads a wave of calming Aura. Noibat and the dogs smile in their sleep, their woes alleviated.

Helioptile: There now, don't you feel better? Why don't you tell us about yourself? What do you like?

Lycanroc: I like.. hurtin people!

>0 next

There is an eevee bound up. SEX IT UP!>>32007290

>>32007290
use one of the chain's to choke him

>>32007290
Well that's not very nice, how about only hurting mean people?

>>32007293
RAPE %

>>32007290
Make geology puns

>>32007290
Hurry and free eevee.

>>32007290
Do
>>32007177

>>32007311
Re

>>32007290
try to calm lycanroc and have a chat with him/her, meanwhile with Ron go and release osha while saying >>32006806

>>32007290
Ask him "but why though?"

>>32007336
re
i mean release Eva

>>32007339
Reroll. Let's try to go pacifist just this one time.

>>32007311
Reroll

>>32007336
>>32007351
last re

>>32007311
I still don't know what the % is supposed to mean

>>32007369
I think he wants us to rape Eva?

>>32007377
dubs confirm?

>>32007377
It was him saying reroll so yes

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>>32007355
>>32007339
>From in his sleep, Noibat gurgles something vaguely sounding like 'buh wha ough?'

>Lycanroc pays this no mind and uses crunch on Helioptile
>Helioptile is roughed up!

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>>32007421
>"We have no choice, we need to attack!"
>Your team unleashes a barrage of attacks.
>Lycanroc glares and bares his teeth.

>7 next

>>32007421
Can Ron not do anything without us?

>>32007421
Apologize for attacking the other two chained up.

>>32007439
Eevee still unraped? Fix that RAPE IT!

>>32007439
Bah, that was no fun. Rolling for running to Eva and releasing her, unless that command goes to Noivern again.

>>32007421
>>32007439
Fuck, so much for that i guess.
how come we haven't been able to do any action with Ron or Osha?

re for this >>32007168 with this >>32006806

>>32007456
RE also this way it won't come back to Ron! Especially if Osha does it. It'll fall on him and eva will be pressed into our love! FLAWLESS PLAN!

wake noibat up so he can be useful when he recieves our commands

>>32007439
attempt to release Eva, take a crunch like a hero if you must while freeing

>>32007439
Release Eva, but you have to dance over to her.

>>32007462
re

>>32007456
Lets see what cop-out happens.

So this and Order Ron to use Arm thrust!

>>32007469
re

>>32007462
re for this but tell ron to release eva

>>32007456
REE

>>32007456
Re

>>32007462
>how come we haven't been able to do any action with Ron or Osha?
I've been rng-ing the commands for who they go to, Ron is 1, Osha 2, Helio 3, Noi 4. Ron got one for the Spiritomb, but haven't actually rolled a 2 yet! It keeps going to 3 and 4

>>32007456
This and this!
>>32007498
Lets REALLY fuck this kid's head up!

>>32007513
maybe after 2 actions in a row you should take out that number so we get more variety

>>32007533
Just a bit overtime. Sad!

>>32007550
about a minute, and i already knew it, >>32007487 already won sadly.
doesn't matter because i wasn't giving a command

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>>32007487
>>32007456
>You run over to Eva while Osha hits Lycanroc with a S.E. Razor Shell

Eva: Ron! Help break this chain so I can help fight!

>>32007619
*CONCERN*

>>32007619
Hey we got ron!, and oh, OH, why aren't osha's anti-rape otter senses working?

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>>32007619
Eva: Just break the chain. Maybe try and heat it, or like, do you know any fire moves or... Ron?

>Lycanroc uses Counter! Osha is in critical condition!

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>>32007619
RON GOT ROLLED
ABORT ABORT!

>>32007647
oh no....

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>>32007647
Eva: Ron why aren't you saying anything?

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>>32007647

>>32007636
>osha is too busy to stop us
>we rape our most promising pupil
>she flees, never to return
Good job Ron, ya blew it.
No murderhobros for us now.

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>>32007647
op just stop teasing us and stop him already

>>32007647
Bye Eva have fun with your new family while Ron is arrested for pedophilia.

>>32007656
Quit playing at our heart strings! We know this will be okay!

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>>32007656

>>32007656
I hope the Lycanroc bites us honestly

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>>32007656

1 next

>>32007656
>>32007661
>>32007664

We know it ain't happening.

also 666 get>>32007666


>>32007670
RAPE THAT EEVEE!

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>>32007670

>>32007670
Scream in terror

>>32007670
LEAF SLAP

>>32007670
>wooper recieved the command and will now rape eva

>>32007670
KILL THE BASTARD

>>32007670
Ask that nice gentleman for assistance

>>32007670
Snap Ron out of it.

>>32007670
Fend off the vicious wooper to protect Eva.

>>32007670
Snap out of it and free her already! She's not ready for the lewd!

>>32007647
RON HAMMER ARMS THE EDGY OC

>>32007670
Push wooper back through that hole in the wall and never speak of this again

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>>32007677
STOP

>>32007682
re

>>32007677
RE!

>>32007670
FUCK NO
MOUNT EVA

>>32007682
Re

>>32007682
my reroll will save us all!

>>32007700
You fool! you need to command Ron to snap outta it!

also...nice triple dubs?

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>>32007700
reroll

>>32007716
Re

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>>32007723
off by 1

last re

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>>32007700
I was starting to ignore double rolls for the curse, buuuuut
>You throw a quick Arm Thrust and break Eva's chain
>"Eva, go help the others."

Eva: But who-

>"EVA RUN NOW THEY NEED YOU"

>Eva hurries off to help the others.

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>>32007809
>Oh boy.


>9 next

>>32007824
you got a purty mouth

>>32007824
roll for [EROTIC GAY SEX INTENSIFIES]

>>32007824
well Eevee isn't tied down anymore...and you said you were okay with us raping our enemies...and LOOK there be all around! Pick one and 'arm' thrust it

>>32007824
What business do you have here demon

>>32007824
Whisper sensually into whatever Wooper uses to detect sounds. Then kiss him and ask him to help take out edgedog.

>>32007843
RAPE LYCANROC! WITH ARM THRUST!...your dick is the arm

>>32007843
Re

>>32007840
re

>>32007824
Tell Ron to beat the hell out of that Wooper.

>>32007851
this

>>32007824
As random things are happening. Just Rape whichever foe is infront of you!

>>32007840
reroll

>>32007851
Re

>>32007824
Lock into stare with Wooper, and never let go

>>32007868
RAPE

>>32007824
PANIC

>>32007840
rere

>>32007824
Ask wooper as to why he does this

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>>32007877
>Noibat opens his eyes briefly and meets the cold stare of a Wooper.
>"Hm? What is that Wooper doing to that little black and orange gnome?
>Noibat passes back out

>>32007932
YOU LET GO YOU LAZY FUCK

>>32007932
fucking Noibat I swear to god

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>>32007932
Eva: Osha! You look like you need some Mighty Eva help! Here, eat an Oran Berry

Osha: Thanks... this guy is strong...

Helioptile: Focus on using special moves so he can't Counter us!

>2 next

>>32007932
Okay...so commands based on list
if your name is
Ron - Rape Whooper
Osha - Present to Lycanroc...because you're not dominate anymore bitch!
Noibat - Die in your sleep
Helio get into the human spirit and start with the rape!

>>32007956
Use special moves

>>32007956
moan seductively, for wooper's pleasure

>>32007956
Smother noibat with yourself until it stop living, this is the last time you waste our rolls

>>32007851
Re

>>32007968
This but if Eva Rescue Ron!...after giving him a kiss on his cheek!

discover your sexuality

>>32007956
Maybe Wooper is just a loyal helper who's just weird. Command him to stalk that douchebag mudkip. Vince or whatever his name was. If he doesn't listen, just pull him into the battle I guess and start using special attacks.

>>32007976
re

>>32007980
Honestly fairly clever

>>32007987
re

>>32007980
Roll

>>32007980
rerollin

>>32007988
Rerolling for this, as the alternatives are really fucking terrible.

>>32007976
reroll

>>32007988
Roll

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>>32008000
>>32007980
Eva: Hey listen, I don't know what... all this is here... but we could use some help over there? We need special moves and I don't have any. Any chance either of you want to... do something about that?

>Wooper pauses and thinks for a moment, then motions to Eva and points down at Ron, making a kissing face.

Eva: Uh?
>Eva kisses Ron on the cheek

>Wooper nods happily

>>32008092
what just happened?!

>>32008092
Wooper confirmed for wingman. He will prove useful in the future

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>>32008092
>Wooper trots over to the unconscious Noibat and picks him up

Noibat: Wha- what's happening now?

>>32008092
>Wooper is helping us
nice, that's a good girl eva.
>>32008110
>and now he's gonna get rid of the trash
Wooper is cool now

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>>32008110
>Wooper throws Noibat at Lycanroc.
>In a panic, Noibat uses Outrage by reflex

Eva: I said SPECIAL moves! SPECIAL!

>The powerful Outrage however, manages to finally put Lycanroc over and KOs him.

Eva: Oh, okay then.

TO BE CONTINUED

>>32008127
I fear and respect this Wooper

>>32008127
Wooper recruit when
Although reigning him in might weaken his ability to instantly appear anywhere, so maybe he's better off alone.

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>>32008127
>Noibat didn't get absolutly decimated and killed by a critical counter attack
well, at least we got the kiss

>>32008127
We must recruit all three honestly. Helio is cute, wooper is smart and lustful, noibat is powerful.

>>32008127
good night op and thanks for the thread

My own two cents here.
Recruit Helioptile. Decent coverage and synergy with both Ron and Osha move-wise.
Do not recruit Wooper, or else we'll rein him in and prevent him from appearing randomly again. Let him be awesome on his own.
Recruit Noibat. Dragon moves are OP, plus flight advantage/scouting.

>>32008232
We need to get rida Osha...he just shits on our fun!

>>32008255
>getting rid of a member of our ever growing harem
we will mind break him eventually
no we won't. OP won't let us

>>32008283
Exactly. Thus is OP remains as OPs always are. Than we must get rid of Osha!

>>32008293
>PMD
>getting rid of the partner
It'll never happen. At least, not until the postgame.

>>32008434
'accidents' happen

>>32008462
Your attempts on Osha only make him stronger and sexier to other pokemon!

>>32008503
That's kind of the problem. He is becoming unlikable

>>32008547
>>32008503
I mean shit smiles the frogger had likably qualities.

Buddy did too before he was stricken silent. Osha at this point. He sticks with us to keep US out of trouble...but why do WE travel with him?

>>32008255
>>32008558
Now that i think about it... our relationship with oshawott has turned from us chasing a young trap maiden and doing perverted things to it, to a bad marriage he's only here to stop us from doing anything slightly lewd.
I still remember when he used to let us kiss him just so we could let it out of our system, but now we're very very lucky if he gives us a peck on the cheek, even asleep he will still slap us just to stop us from giving him a kiss.

>>32008669
So yeah. first chance we can get. We should change up the party.

Frogger was kinda cool. She lets us get high and seems to enjoy that.

Eva will be raised into murderhobro.

and We've an ever increasing group that'll work with us and not against us.

>>32008775
You're just asking for OP to have something terrible happen to Plum.
I think it's better if we rotate new recruits in and out of the team, just so the party doesn't get too stale. Just look at Buddy, he's been irrelevant for forever now.

>>32008798
I dont' want anything terrible to happen to any of the party. I just wish Osha would stop being a ball and chain.

>>32008547
>>32008558
>>32008669
So basically
>We can't have sex with Osha, therefore, he's bad and unlikable?
Osha's been keeping Ron on track a lot this chapter because Ron's been railroading a lot this chapter. Look back at the part where Ron was alone in the mansion. How long exactly did it take to do literally anything productive?
Oddish might've been around to say something, but for some reason everyone insisted on splitting up and sending off everyone on their own the minute we stepped into the mansion.

>I still remember when he used to let us kiss him just so we could let it out of our system, but now we're very very lucky if he gives us a peck on the cheek, even asleep he will still slap us just to stop us from giving him a kiss.
You mean that one time back in part 2?? Literally the first time Ron tried to kiss him? By the time we got to town, Osha had already learned not to let Ron just have his way. The kisses he DID give? Look back at those in chapter 1, they were times Ron did well (and admittedly, one time just because it was valentines day) and managed to stay on track for 3 whole commands. Look at this thread alone. HOW many times did people try to get Ron to rape Eva? Why would Osha even consider anything romantic with Ron if he got away with that?
I've said it before and I'll say it again if I need to: This isn't Pokemon: Sex Adventures. It's a game with a story to it. I'm okay with some lewd every now and then. I'm okay with some heavier violence if it isn't too much, but I'm trying to keep things moving as best as possible and still let you guys lead things around. Osha is basically one of my pieces to help me do that. The harder you try to railroad things, the harder Osha is going to come down and try to keep things on track. If that's not the game you want, then you don't have to join in for it.

>>32008865
No. He is bad and unlikable because he stops our shennigans. Him slapping us for trying to mount him is fine but like half the time he is just being the means for you to tell us no.

We don't mind being cockblocked. if we did we wouldn't be here. but like mix it up. See that whooper? THAT was unexpected and funny.

Just like have Osha do funny things from time to time BEYOND having him just be the railroad tracks

>>32008865
hate to be that guy. But technically the players aren't railroading. They're trying to derail things.

>>32008865
desu I don't mind Osha doing that because some of the shit that gets through is outright retarded

>>32008910
Okay, I'm looking through the mansion parts since osha came back. The shower slap and the evo stones were really the only times I had Osha put a direct stop to Ron's actions. Otherwise,(besides a lot of strong hinting) I've more or less let you guys run things. Again, I have to think this is more about the sex stuff than anything. I mean, I think I had less complaints when Plum slapped Ron for trying to rape Osha that one time.
And I CAN do that with Wooper, because that's wooper, He's a non sequitur character that can do crazy and unexpected things. Osha is a main character. You're going to be seeing his personality more often, so maybe the things he does are more expected.
I personally thought that Osha slapping Ron and calling him hysterical when he hadn't even done anything yet (since the command was (yet again) to try and rape Osha) was funny, but it interrupted a sex command, so I guess that cancels that out!

>>32008965
noted

>>32008966
I have to agree. We need someone to keep us on track. I don't think that makes him unlikable at all. He's sort of like the straight man of our group.

>>32009094
Yeah fuck that. We don't need a straight man. More comedy! Quick find a clown nose for him!

>>32009077
>the evo stones suggestion
Honestly, I put that up as a half-joke. I seriously didn't expect it to win along with the Jojo shitpost I made afterwards, so I'm not mad that neither were followed all the way through. Nice job on the bathroom slap though.

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>>32009123
I'd rather not be forced to do dumb shit for two whole threads

>>32009176
that was me comically mocking the complaints. While I do agree there was a period of time that OP had messed up the balance of comedy and story. He got that sorted out.

You know next time we see chansey we should ask where poke eggs come from...just for funsies

>>32009539
I wonder what the eggs smell like haha

>>32009176
Is that Shadow from sonic as a megaman robot?

>>32008865
I'm fine with Osha just straight up denying commands/railroading about 90% of the time you do it, but I think >>32008910 does have a point in that that's most of what Osha has been doing lately. It's been difficult due to the limited party in recent threads, but do try your best to spread the load, like you did with Wooper.
Great move by the way, funniest thing in a while, and there's been some pretty good breads recently, despite all the arguing about Osha in this one.
To summarise my blog, don't stop doing what you do because a few people get butt-blasted, but do remember to keep the character in the characters.

>>32008865
>>32009077
You know, since you're gonna deny any attempt at rape why not just ignoring dub post with rape just like you do with post that try to kill ron or members of the team?
that way you finally get a break from all of those post and you can ''progress'' in the story faster.

>>32011010
It's part of the Sonic/Mega Man Worlds Collide special.

>>32011298
>that's most of what Osha has been doing lately.
See >>32009077 Osha has only stopped Ron like 2-3 times from doing derailing stuff, so I'm not really sure where this idea that he's been doing that a lot is coming from. He has been giving guidance, "we should find our friends" sort of thing a lot so maybe that's where it's coming from, but he hasn't been stopping Ron from acting otherwise. Maybe now that we have Eva back she can take some of the guidance/exposition roles. I wasn't expecting you guys would want Helio so I didn't really give her much personality, which makes her just kinda meh for that role

>>32012887
I mean... I could I guess. I usually stop things that would be hard or impossible for me to write around. If Ron tries to kill himself, how can I really stop it without having a pokemon interrupt every time or outright saying no? If he tries to rape someone, the other pokemon always have the option to fight back, some event could interrupt Wooper could show up . And sometimes it leads to some good moments. I don't want to completely cut off options I don't like, but just know that that's the sort of thing that will happen if it's attempted.

>>32012915
Sounds neat

>>32012998
>I don't want to completely cut off options I don't like, but just know that that's the sort of thing that will happen if it's attempted.
Just ban it already, you're getting a lot of people pissed because you're giving them the idea that they actually have a chance to get away with it, and then when they get cockblocked they get pissed at X character because it's ruining their fun.
plus you already said ''This isn't Pokemon: Sex Adventures.'', so why even have that option then?

>>32013070
I mean... this was part 30. If anyone's been with us this long and actually thinks there's a real chance to rape Osha or Eva, I don't know what to tell ya. Keep rooting for ash to win a league? Keep rooting for team rocket to capture Pikachu?
By pokemon: sex adventures, I mean I'm not running around with figures pretending they're raping each other to fulfill people's weird fantasies. Within the story, I've said I'm alright with lewd happening, and I think it has spawned some good moments (hell, wooper wouldn't have happened this time w/o it) and you'd have much better luck trying to perform these actions on enemies or throwaway characters rather than, you know, the people who are supposed to be Ron's friends and teammates.

>>32013337
Fine, have it your way op, you could've stopped a good part of the shitposting by banning rape, but if you wanna accept rape gets, then don't complain later about people trying to rape your 2 days old eevee or not doing any progress or fighting because there's too many people rolling for rape X pokemon.

OP you're the best.
We need to focus more on the story itself, with some fooling around, but not raping every friend or doing stupid things every second. We need a balance of story-extra stuff

>>32015846