>http://www.barnesandnoble.com/s/%2 2Red%20Smith%22?Ntk=P

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You can thank capitalism

>>31940967
I doubt they got licensing for any of these, and there are so many of them

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>>31939805
CAN SOMEONE AT LEAST BUY THESE?! I REALLY WANT TO SEE THEM!

>>31941011
me too, just as a joke haha

>>31939805
I'm a fartfag and this still disgusts me

>>31939805
is this the sequel of Diary of a Farting Creeper?

>>31939805
haha
a
h
a

>>31939805
>Pokemon Go

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fug has his own book

For those of you who haven't checked the link or gone through the 3 full pages, there are FOURTEEN "Diary of a Wimpy Pikachu" books.
God only knows what the fucking content is like?

>>31941233
I think someone said they are all fetish shit being marketed to fucking children

>>31941218
I wonder what Fug's diary would be like.
>Deoxys carcass on meteor this morning. Extremekiller tracks on shattered core. This meta's afraid of me. I have seen its true face.

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Just bought a copy. Ill storytime it with shitty scans when it comes in.

>>31941218
how the fuck does a tube fart?

>Diary Of A Fiery Litten
>Diary Of A Wimpy Rowlet
>Diary Of A Not-So Popular Popplio

>>31941365
I don't know whether to thank you or call you a fucking idiot.

>>31941365
Why didn't you buy a digital copy? Much cheaper, could've screencapped it. If you have prime, you can get it for free, also.

>>31941376
Not him, but I have prime, but I don't want this under my name

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>>31939805
The real sad thing is that this is only the tip of the iceberg.

Dive deeper and look what else this guy made.

>>31941011
>>31941035
I demand a dramatic reading by an anon with a sexy voice or Gilbert Gottfried if he's available.

>>31941374
Call me both

>>31941376
Really? Give me a sec to cancel the B&N order

>>31941465
OP here, bracing myself

>>31941365
We will be waiting, anon.

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>>31941218
>Pokemon Go

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>>31941365
I can't wait Anon. I can't fucking wait

>>31941299
Kek. Do more.

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>>31941504
>>31941475
>>31941467

I'll be back on friday

Also I can't seem to cancel the barnes and noble order so I'll be getting TWO copies of this godforsaken book

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>>31939805
This triggers me even more.

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>>31941514
Anon, I said digital. Digital is cheaper.

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>>31941514
that's not how digital copies work you retard, you must be REALLY into this if you are buying two physical copies

>>31941365
Normally I would be opposed to posting a book because of copyright, but is it really that wrong to pirate something that is using stolen intellectual property?

No really, are there any moral objections to this?

>>31941528
see
>>31941233

>>31941529
>>31941531
I'm going to nail them to a tree in the woods or something when I'm done

>>31941532
do it, they aren't entitled to money for a property they don't own

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>>31941218
>I am the guardian of Hoenn, the master of the legendary weather trio. I have lived for hundreds of millions of years. Immortality is perhaps the greatest curse that can be thrust upon any living being. Why, you ask?
Simply because I have been forced to go through the same routine for millennia. Nothing seems to interest me anymore. I have seen everything in my lifetime, from the age of Aerodactyls and Omanytes to the age of Z-Moves and Pokemon Leagues. It gets extremely dull up here at times with absolutely nothing to look forward to. It is not until the day when I met Glen who has called me from the very top of the Sky Pillar… Everything has changed ever since. I would say my life had just begun. Join me on this extraordinary adventure that will rewrite history!
Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.
~Rayquaza

Fug, now I feel bad for fug.

>>31941544
Post pics.

Video if you burn them.

>>31941558
will do

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>>31941544
You better deliver I want to see results

http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/32075949-pokemon-go
Hey, it's got good ratings.

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>>31941233
>>31941538
Fuck...

>>31941587
> Though it will surely leave a lasting impression, with nuggets of prize-winning writing like "Prrrt prrrt prrt prrt prrt prrt! I basically used my Quick Attack to run at him at the speed of sound, leaving a little fart bomb around him with every step."

this is shitty writing even by fartfic standards

>>31941577
>be not me
>be 10 year old kid
>wandering the woods
>looking for slander man or whatever the kids are into now
>see something nailed to tree
>it's a book
>look closer
>there is blood on it
>on the cover a message is written in sharpy
>"this evil is not meant for the eyes of man"
>do as all 10yearolds and freak out
>run away crying
>have PTSD for years wondering the story behind that book

>>31941577
>>31941558

The Barnes and Noble book won't come till the 27th, so I have time to cancel/return that one at least because FUCK having two of these books let alone one. But I will deliver on the amazon copy.

>>31941628
and you didn't just get the digital copy because?

So this is a front for something, right? It's gotta be some sort of money laundering scheme or something to that effect because no way someone does something like this for an actual honest-to-god living.

>>31941628
You know, if you wanted to be REALLY evil, you could mail on of the books to a youtuber who has a PO box and does mailbox vlogs to spread the gospel of these books.

>>31941640
My belief is that it's some legitimate autist, who wrote them using their love for Pokemon and diary of a wimpy kid.
Also the volcanion book is just the plot of the magearna movie through volcanion's point of view, so it's not like these are difficult books to write.

>>31941639
Because I couldn't find the digital option at first because I'm a tired retard.

But I do have the digital copy for free thanks to buying a physical copy, so I'm capping and cropping all the pages now. I really need to go to bed though so the storytime is still on for friday.

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>>31941670
Someone better fucking mail 10 copies to Ian, I want to see this shit when he starts doing Bad Unboxings again

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>>31941218
Thank me later

>>31941691
Are there pictures? Or all text?

>>31941678
I, personally, think it's probably some guy pushing the boundaries of how low-quality children's books can be. Since the books are digital/not printed by him, I bet it's really easy to just pump out some drivel and get paid.

>>31941698
Does Smosh even do anything anymore?
It's been a year or two since I heard anything about them or look at there channels.

>>31941718
I was talking about NiggerFaggot, not smosh

>>31941718
I think he meant Idubzzz

>>31939805
Do you think God stays in heaven because he too, lives in fear of what he's created?

>>31941707
Mostly text. There's pics on every few pages and most of them are taken from the anime. There's one which I'm said to say I recognize from a youtube fetish channel.

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>>31941732
>There's one which I'm said to say I recognize from a youtube fetish channel.

This is going to be a ride.
I have something to look forward to Friday night.

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>>31941594
what
the
actual
fuck.

is this like those fucking "pregnant frozen brain surgery" mobile games where it's just made by a godamm machine?

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>>31941732
>There's one which I'm said to say I recognize from a youtube fetish channel
I don't know which is funnier, the fact that it's a fetish pic in a kids book or that you recognize it

>>31941759
>youtube fetish channel
wait, what?

>>31941759
To be fair, some of that stuff has been posted on /vp/ enough for it to become known to the collective /vp/ hive mind.

Now here's the real question, do we let /lit/ in on this?

There aren't many times /vp/ and /lit/ have a chance to cross paths. Even as stuck up as they are, this needs to be shared.

>>31941768
just type in "farting pokemon" on youtube. I wish I was making it up

see y'all friday

>>31941823
Any specific time, OP?

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>>31941813
>probably going to be at work when this shit goes down
someone please archive this shit when it happens so I can see it

>>31941823
Do you fucking think I don't already know about the gmod shit? I can't even get off to it because it looks so fucking horrendous and it's why the no outlines mod triggers me so much

>>31941813
I feel like sometimes /vp/ doesn't realize how it's looked at by other board goer's. They already assume we're into this shit, we don't need to drop it on their doorsteps.

>>31941823
>searches it
>finds this
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLkeNmA9eqZbyVSoclLBFkpaVRZSu9uHJk
Good lord

>>31941851
>And dump

Surely this can't be allowed on youtube
I can see getting away with farts but that CAN'T be allowed

>>31941594
>lost in the mushroom kingdom
It wouldn't be autism without a nonsensical crossover

>>31941827
Not ass of yet, but I'm thinking maybe early/mid afternoon.

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>>31941897
>not ass of yet
please tell me that was intentional

>write autistic fart fetish fanfiction
>print it and get it marketed to children
>kids want it because "tee hee farting is funny"
>parents buy it because they're too innocent to understand what this really is

This is not acceptable

>>31941851
diaper beam lol
https://youtu.be/OVjgn5Go1d0
>>31941864
pretty sure it isn't

>>31941921
exactly why it disgusts me

>>31941916
Well I noticed the typo then decided to leave it in so sure c:

Goodnight all. Be back friday.

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>this thread

I hate you all

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>>31941886
Guess Where Ash, Pika and Lillie are Going Next in this Episode...

No one believed the Mushroom kingdom existed within Pokemon, ...

And no one believed Ash when he said he has a ticket to ride...

Or that the same would happen to Pika and Lillie

But that's exactly what happened.

And today... with new friends and strange new occurrences, visiting the Mushroom Kingdom will reveal an even BIGGER surprise of a character.

I strongly encourage you to check out this urgent entry on this situation.

You can access his full analysis, free of charge with unlimited, right here...

Sincerely,
RED

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>>31941988
eat my ass

>>31941995
How the literal hell is this legal to publish and sell?

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I just bought one of these books on kindle out of morbid curiosity, and can confirm that the writing is as atrocious as you would expect

>>31942070
is it fetish shit or is it just the pikachu one that's fetish shit

>>31942070
Post some pages.

>>31942073
The farting ones are fetish shit. The one i have is just regular shit.

>>31942084
There's multiple farting ones?

>>31942073
Give me a moment to grab some screenshots

>>31942073
meant for
>>31942083

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>>31942070
>607 pages

>>31939805
there's no way they got the go-ahead to make these

the pokemon company is never going to admit pikachu has a butthole

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>>31942121
just realized that 607 wasn't the page count, i'm not familiar with Kindle

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>>31942134

>>31942121
>Malamala Island

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>>31942137

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>>31942148

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>>31942155

>>31942121
>>31942134
>>31942137
>>31942148
>>31942155
This fucking hurts to read. It's not even funny bad, it's just bad.

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>>31942166

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>>31942121
>>31942134
>>31942137
>>31942148
>>31942155
>>31942166
>>31942177

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>>31942177
How does this have positive reviews on amazon

>>31942194
It does?

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>>31942194

>>31942194
That's why I think it's a front for something.

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>>31942200
yup

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>>31942201

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>>31942216
and this ends chapter one.

What scares me the most is that it wasn't written by an AI

these hurts me

>>31942228
It definitely wasn't touched by an editor.

god please save us from ourselves

when does it devolve into fetish shit

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>>31942270
fuck no youre on you're own lol

>>31942121
>>31942134
>>31942137
>>31942148
>>31942155
>>31942166
>>31942177
>>31942194
>>31942201
>>31942216
>>31942222
I think I'm starting to understand how he managed to write so many books.

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>>31942222

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>>31942302

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>>31942312

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>>31942322
this is some ungodly amounts of lazy

>>31942334
I take it he writes Ash into all his stories so he can use anime screenshots for illustrations?

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i want to know what this author can teach me.

>>31942430
>How to Make Money Off Other People's Creations With Minimal Effort: An Autobiography and Self-Help Book In One by Red Smith

Does the author hold the wrights to make these books?

>>31942478
what do you think?

>>31942137
>if you're reading this I bet you don't have friends

I feel like there is some darker subtext that pops up the more you read.

>>31942484
I wouldn't want to be friends with people that thought this shit was worth reading either.

>>31939805
Anything goes for bootleg merchandise, except for games.

Bump for intardest

>>31942334
So... Is farting pikachu canon on the anime?

>>31942430
I bet that photo was just taken from Google Images

>>31941528

SHOULDN'T it be 'has/had been'?

>>31943400
Read the pages posted here, the guy's English is atrocious.

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put me in the screencap

>>31942028
Here's something else he should be in legal trouble for: http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/minecraft-red-smith/1124476831?ean=9781537296630

>>31942155
>owl type

>>31943846
>implying owls are Flying

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>>31943420
>Minecraft
>Aquaman

Dear lord

I'm tempted to look up some way to contact the lawyer teams from Nintendo, Microsoft, ect. This should not fly and needs to be purged from the face of the earth, and I can't think of any better way to do it than at the katanas of lawyer ninjas.

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>>31943420
>That overview
>"Will the discovery of Aquaman be a boon or bane for her?"

xD

>>31939805
Why the fuck doesn't Nintendo go after these guys who actively make money off this shit?

>>31942194
Is that top picture cropped fanart?

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>this thread
what the fuck am i reading

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Jesus fucking christ, there's a lot of these things.

>>31944107
>35 Diary of WImpy/Farting Pokemon
>Red Smith on Baseball
lolwut

>>31944128
All I did was screencap the pages, I didn't see those.

>>31944136
And by pages I mean the books on the page.

>>31944107

I wonder if this is popular among kids

>>31944289

Anon...

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>>31944107
Does this kid go to school?

>>31944107
>Nintendo, Gamefreak, and the Pokemon Company (Pokemon)
>Niantic (Pokemon Go)
>Microsoft, Mojang (Minecraft)
>Warner Bros, DC Comics (Aquaman)
>Abrams Books, Jeff Kinney (Diary of a Wimpy Kid series)
>Whoever the Red Smith guy who is writing about baseball is

We need to contact all of these people so they can get their lawyers on this guy. This guy needs shut down.

>>31944352
>Nintendo, Gamefreak, and the Pokemon Company
i think pokemon is the only franchise that's owned by three fucking companies.

>>31944352
Red Smith IS the guy

Baseball is his only non-copyright infringing thing

>>31944352
>Whoever the Red Smith guy who is writing about baseball is
Anon, can you read?
Red Smith IS the guy.

>>31944384
It's owned by more than those. Haven't you seen that long ass copyright notice on all official products?

>>31944394
>>31944385
And I'm asking you two if you're blind.
Compare the covers of the infringing work to the covers of the baseball/sports shit. You can't say to my face that that's the work of the same guy.

Alternatively, it IS the same guy, and I'm a complete faggot. But it does seem like an odd departure from endless copyright infringement cash grabs involving Diary of a Wimpy Kid and Pokemon Go at $6 to $8 a pop to suddenly $16 to $18 books about baseball.

>>31944419
I just noticed
>Red Smith On Baseball
>by Ira Berkow
It's not even his book at all
Either he just shares the name, or he copied even that

>>31944385
>>31944394
>>31944419
>>31944432
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_Smith_(American_football/baseball)

Confirmed to be a different guy

>>31944419
>Walter Wellesley “Red” Smith was the most widely read sportswriter of the last century and the first to win the Pulitzer Prize for commentary. From the 1940s to the 1980s, his nationally syndicated columns for the New York Herald Tribune and later for The New York Times traversed the world of sports with literary panache and wry humor.

Yeah, different guy.

>>31944433
>>31944432
Yep, different guy.
Well, fuck me.

>>31944432
It's a book about sportswriter Red Smith and his writings.
No relation to half retarded fartfag Red Smith.

>>31944107
Calling all /vp/ lawyers.

First off, do you even exist?

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>>31942137
>reverse puking

so he was eating hairballs?

>Intellegent Humor. A must buy for all Pokemon fans.
this is a fucking review with 5 stars

the fedora memes will never die

I want to die even more now

Thanks /vp/

>>31944550
/mlp/ has a couple of lawyers if you're willing

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>>31943414
same

>>31942155
>Popplio is a dolphin

>>31944107
>Pokémon Go 99 Amazing Facts that will blow your mind
He's literally selling clickbait.

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What the actual fuck is this.

>>31944573
>tfw to intelligent for any book that isn't Red Smith's works

>>31939805
Cease and desist, when?

>>31944858
Paid reviews.

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There's dozens of these!
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?

>>31944939
Take a look at the pages that got posted. You can easily shit out one of these things a day.

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>>31942121
>>31942134
>>31942137
>>31942148
>>31942155
>>31942166
>>31942177
>>31942194
>>31942201
>>31942216
>>31942222
>>31942302
>>31942312
>>31942322
>>31942334

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>>31942155
>Implying owls are bird -the meme, the experience
>implying owls are allergic to sunlight
>Implying owls has the same IQ as that one kid with nut allergy
>Implying Poplio is a dolphin

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>>31939805
>Red Smith
So this is what Red does in his spare time.

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>>31942166
>At that moment she was my hero and afterwards a really tight friend
>tight

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>>31944107
Why

>>31944674
Yeah but how?
Just make a thread over there telling them to come here?
No, that would just be considered off topic spam at best and a raid at worst. I don't feel like being banned.

>>31944858
>By Ashish
What did xe mean by this?

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This thread

This isn't Japan. How is he not violating some copyright law?

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Jaysus wept.

>>31940967
Yeah, we wouldn't have any books

>>31941011
>>31941459
Somebody call Brendaniel

>>31944107
oh dear god what the fuck
Who wrote these? Could we get a name?

>>31949085
>literally says "by Red Smith" under all of them

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HE WAS DESTROYED

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>>31949351

>>31942312
OP checking back in again.
What the fuck is this? I barely noticed it but threw it in photoshop, I'm sure it must be some fetish shit subliminally hidden in the book.

Also
>saying damndest in a childrens book

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>>31949989
Forgot pic like an ass

>>31945272
What a coincidence. The GIF is about an episode of the AVGN playing terrible, rapidly produced garbage.

>>31943395
>google sad kid
Wew lad!
http://www.publicdomainpictures.net/view-image.php?large=1&image=19826

>>31950168
I think this confirms this is a money laundering scheme

>>31951102
But using a copyrighted property for an unauthorized children's book is a little too conspicuous for a money laundering scheme.

>>31949351
>Tashjan

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>>31939805
>High-quality FREE (non-profit) fangames that would in no way harm the integrity of Nintendo's IPs, like AM2R and Prism (Uranium withstanding) get shut down as soon as they officially release
>But shit like this, which unabashedly uses Nintendo's characters without proper permissions, is free to be sold for profit and create an association of a beloved mascot with farts of all things

Why.

This is a clear example that literally anyone can write a book and get rich with it

>>31940967
pokemon wouldn't exist without capitalism, so you're right.

>>31941698
get off my fucking board and go to sleep, child.

>>31951530
>my board
how cute

Anyone speak to /lit/ about this?

>>31951552
Put your phone away and go to bed already. Your single mom can hear your autistic smirking from her room.

>>31951393
This.

It's more like a scam if anything.

>>31942121
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>>31942334
Truly the Catcher in the Rye of this generation

>>31951592
You don't own this board. You’re like one of those fuckers who think 4chan is "le invasion website".

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>>31941594
The author probably spends a few hours writing each one.

>>31951486
I may have to pin it on these books being rather low key in both production and publishing

>>31951486
Nintendo even takes revenue from videos of their games on Youtube. No other developer/publisher does that.
>>31952881 is almost definitely right. If they knew about it, this guy would have a cease and desist shoved halfway up his ass.

>>31951486

because law allows this

>>31952199
Catcher is overrated as fuck.

So has ANYONE contacted anyone? I really just like seeing fartfags and people who can't write to save their life get blown out.

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>>31953304
>I really just like seeing fartfags and people who can't write to save their life get blown out.
Do you really think that I expect this to be arousing in the slightest? I may be a fartfag, but that doesn't mean I don't have standards

>>31953304
It's not written for fartfags, it's written for children who are young enough to actually find legitimate humor in fart jokes.

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>>31944107
>fiery Charmander
>Bulbasaur
>wimpy Squirtle

Squirtle fags BTFO

>>31953461
No, Captain Underpants was for children with humor like that. This is just a fetishist with bad writing skills.

>>31953469
I don't think anything he's writing seems fetishistic, he's just an autist.

>>31944939
More than "who wrote this?" I want to know "who published this?"
Does Amazon have a scheme where you can just send them a document and if somebody happens to buy it, they print it as a book? Or is there actually somebody who spent thousands of dollars getting this bulk produced?

I don't know either. What five year old autist thought this was a good idea to write? And what clueless publisher would put that out in stores for people to buy with their hard earned money? I think all of /vp could write a better novel than that. Get on it, fags.

Diary of a (adjective) (copyrighted fictional species)

GO!

>>31953553
Diary of an Expanded Donkey Kong

Diary of a Retarded Smurf

>>31953547
I think the general attitude towards children's media is "whatever, it doesn't matter what level of quality we put out, shithead kids will eat it up anyway, this will be a profitable venture, no reason for us NOT to publish this guy because he's writing about Pokemon Go and Minecraft and those things are currently popular with children according to our analyses"

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Diary of a Gassy Salazzle

Pikachu doesn't have shit on our queen

>>31953583
I thought the fart queen was Bianca?

>>31953593
we'll work Bianca into it somehow

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>>31953535
I'm not really sure what the actual requirements are regarding publishing but in effect Amazon will distribute pretty much anything. They don't seem to have an effective vetting process, to put it mildly.

Pokémon go was a mistake

>>31954091
e-books were a mistake

Doesnt the story continue?
I wanna know how the depressed owl watxhes the kid getting squashed.

>>31953553
Diary of a trashy King Crimson

>>31953461
So are americans

>>31940967
>commie

>>31953553
Diary of a FUCKING PISSED Kirby

>>31944107
Holy fucking shit, that's a lot.

>>31944858
He made those himself

>>31952937
>No other developer/publisher does that.
Are you retarded? I can name 6 companies who do.

>>31951486
>(non-profit)
No that WAS the issue, Patreon and advertising friend, even if it was to break even, Uranium and the Metroid 2 remake both had those

so is storytime still happening?

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>this entire fucking thread

Why is this thread still alive?

>>31949042
Was about to say this.

Smutweek 2018, guys.

>>31960403
Yup. Tomorrow. I need to find a park with barbecue pits to burn it in, after all.

>>31939805
It's your fault, isn't it?

>>31960527
Waiting for storytime.

>>31944107
I wonder how many of these have lines copied among one another, or even lines ripped from the Wimpy Kid series, just with names swapped.

>>31953553
Diary of a Retarded Fan Fic Writer

bump for story time

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>>31962979
That's tomorrow.

>>31942322
I've read shit on ffnet better than this. Fucking hell, this guy is writing literal fanfiction... and getting paid.

>>31942334
Post chapter 2.

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>>31944107
Fucking hell man.

>>31944107
>diary of not-so popular popplio
REEE
this man needs to be purged
seriously how does a publisher even publish this
who fucking got these books from this man and agreed to sell them. it doesn't make sense

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>>31944107
This is just... insane.

>>31950002
>Rectangular Snip
Simebody call showderp

Today's the day, folks.

>Come here
I didn't know what to expect
But it wasn't this
It wasn't this

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>this thread

>>31966084
I honestly can't tell if this is rel or not.

>>31966084
Which book is this one about?

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>>31965973
You should know better. Whenever /vp/ and /lit/ crossover in a way that isn't approved by TPCI you know it's about to get real.

>>31966661
The 99 facts clickbait one.

>>31966546
I can't either

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>>31966084
>these reviews
What even.

>>31967150
The positive reviews are probably paid or the author is using bots

I already sent an email to Nintendo about these books. It's not that hard, they have an email address specifically to warn them about this kinda stuff I'm their website.

>>31967150
>Oral Seymour

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>>31942148
is that a fucking deviantart pic.

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>>31967150
>discusses its popularity in relation to the porn industry
>pictures of scantily clad woman dressed up like pokemon
>MURDER

>>31941555
Is that the actual synopsis? It wasn't that bad.

>>31967313
Used without credit.

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This kid is literally selling his unlicensed, cringe-worthy fan-fiction, all of which costs about $300. How the fuck did this slip through Nintendo's noses?

>>31967313
http://quas-quas.deviantart.com/art/Wallpaper-Pokemon-Sun-Moon-Starters-608263591

Yes, yes it is. Likely used without credit or permission too.

where the fuck is storytime?
Have we been batied

>>31941725
>>31941726
Missed the joke real hard

>>31967992
Hope we haven't been baited.


If we have been baited, there's a version for the Kindle on Amazon, anybody willing to spend a few bucks for that?
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Diary-Farting-Pikachu-Unofficial-Pokemon-ebook/dp/B01M0GT7YN

>>31968030
A joke is supposed to be funny

>>31967992
It's 2:51 PM and still NO FUCKING STORY
gimmie cringe plz

>>31968052
Continuation thread when, leaving for work soon

bump.
I want to read this shitty story.

>>31968033
Not bait. The postman is just taking his sweet fucking time delivering this piece of crap and I know how exicted everyone is to see this thing nailed to a tree when storytime is done. It looks like it may have to wait until tomorrow.

>>31968277
Well, shit.
Hope that shit actually arrives.

Second thread when?

>>31968286
This thread hasn't even hit bump limit.

>>31968286
Yeah, looks like it won't be here till 8pm since the rest of the mail came in not five minutes after I posted last, but the book wasn't in there. I mean, I may be dumb enough to buy a book about farting pikachus, but I'm not dumb enough to go into the woods alone at night to nail said book to a tree.

>>31968330
On that note, I was planning on doing a new thread for the storytime anyway. Should we just let this thread die? Or keep bumping it so I can link to the storytime thread from here? I do have every intention of delivering on this.

>>31968405
It's 20 posts from bump limit, so just make a new one when you get the book and link it here if this thread is still alive.

>>31968436
Can do. Will be back tomorrow morning. I'm sorry for making everyone wait.

>>31968405
>>31968445
make a new thrread and link it here. I suspect people put this thread in their thread watcher

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>>31966758
Will never compete with the tale of scrotie mcboogerballs

>>31968405
>I'm not dumb enough to go into the woods alone at night to nail said book to a tree.
why's that dumb

>>31970373
It's Slenderman's mating season.

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bumping

how do we stop this

>>31967150
>5 starts
seems like Oral needs to pick up a book sometime too

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>>31967150
>It was good it explains what pokemon go did and other stuff lol lol lol lol lol lol
I'm 90% convinced that an autistic /vp/ nignog wrote that review. Come clean now! Which one of you did it?

>an actual kid bought farting pikachu
https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/cr/rR38B4QBRP6CML5/ref=aw_cr_i_5

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>>31971598
Fuck.

just got back from work, is shit happs yet?

>>31972127
see >>31968405

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>>31972158
Huh, did you buyed the book for your son?

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>>31972158
Oh fucking christ...

Bump for le farter

Can't wait for the retardation

>>31942212
OW COME, ON, ARE PARENTS, THAT, RETARDED, ONLY 1, OF THOSE PEOPLE IN THE PHOTO IS A DECENT FORM OF LIVE

Book scans when? I wanna cringe

NEW THREAD WHEN?

Here:
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>>31973849
We're past bump limit you retard.