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>>31819622
Rules: Periodically I'll ask for input on what you, Ron (and ONLY Ron), should do with # posts. Other characters will move autonomously, acting of their own will. Only posts made AFTER the post asking for a # will count. Up to 5 mins after the ask post, you can override the get with dubs. Trips can overide dubs, etc. etc. Only the first of each type of get will be accepted.
In order to give people a chance to have their suggestions accepted after get posts, dubs, trips, etc can be overwritten with dubs of opposite evens/odd, i.e. a post that gets dubs of 22 could be countered with an 11, 33, 55, 77, or 99. A post of 33 could be countered with 00, 22, 44, 66, or 88.

Keep note that actions can only be performed within the realm of plausibility. You can't pull out items you don't have, you can't use moves you don't know, you can't willingly try to kill yourself etc. etc.

Info sheet (inc. Moves, Abilities, and inventory): https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1FMmY3bDYUhif0da--HXa6SZxSC6TxiyV0tEWXC8Eo-k/edit?usp=sharing

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>>31819661
>Climbing down the stairs with your team, you come to a long hall. As the air rushes through the once closed off passage, you hear a loud creaking noise, though you're not sure from where. Oddly, there seems to be a mirror lining one wall.

>What do you do? 5 to start

>>31819708
run up and punch the mirror

>>31819708
Approach mirror. Slowly.

>>31819708
Set the mirror on fire.

>>31819782
no, barrel towards the mirror and punch it

>>31819708
Check out self in mirror

Forget the mirror, we need to check out that treasure chest.

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>>31819735
>You inspect the mirror closely. It looks like there's a chest on the other side, but there's no chest where you're standing to reflect! This mirror is wrong! It's wrong and it must be taught a lesson!
>You run up and give the mirror as hard a smack as you can muster. Surprisingly, the mirror tilts back at your hit- it revolves on an axis!
As it moves back, the chest slides towards the mirror and falls through the surface, into the real world

>3 next

Now why couldn't the eban puzzle have gone that fast?

>>31819870
Gloat about how you did the puzzle to everybody, suck up to Oshawott while doing so

>>31819870
Flame charge the chest until it breaks open

>>31819870
offer to let Oshawott open the treasure chest

>>31819884
reroll , we gotta get the chest open 2bh f a m

>>31819882
rerolling

>>31819870

Ask Oshawott to open the chest because he has something resembling hands. As soon as he does, sex his butt.

>>31819885
But what if it's a mimic? We can't let our princess get hurt. I say we open it ourselves.

>>31819870

Ignore the chest and move on, forever.

>>31819903
lewd has returned
time to fug our princess

>>31819903
>You fumble with the latch on the chest with your hooves, so you ask Oshawott to open it for you, since he has hands... flippers... nubs? Actual arms at least.

Osha: I could swear I saw you open a chest once before... but alright.

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>>31819969
cool image

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>>31819969
goddammit
pic

>>31819978
now fug anuse

>>31819904
Then he'll be left...vulnerable. It's a win-win.

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>>31819969
>As Osha bends over to open the chest, you move in on his sweet otter rump. It's been so long... so very long, maybe this time...

>>31819903
>we aren't even pretending that we aren't lewd in front of Buddy
It was fun while it lasted.

>>31820004
Yes,
Yes,
YES

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>>31820004
let me guess

>>31820004

Hey, remember how in the DP anime, there was a running gag where whenever Brock got horny, his Croagunk would poison him? We do have a Croagunk here...

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>>31820004
>Plum smacks you and flings you into the mirror wall, cracking it. She knows what you were up to and does not approve!

>Oshawott opens the chest and pulls out a bunch of items.

Osha: Look guys! Another 2 oran berries, a pecha berry, a persim berry, a tiny reviver seed, and TM 33 Reflect! Cool!

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>>31820040
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
WHAT THE FUCK OP

>>31820040
>1 next

No sexual in front of teammates! c'mon, especially a no-nonsense croagunk, like plum?

>>31820040
just a reminder
this was the idea of an Anon, not OP
find and destroy that anon

>>31820040
*Sigh* if we're doing this might as well writte that after ron got hit there was laugh track playing in the background

What would Plum do if we made a move on her?

>>31820057
Pick your teeth up from the floor and go to the end of the hall.

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>>31820057
Flame charge Plum into fucking oblivion
WE WILL AND MUST FUG OUR PRINCESS

>>31820057

Eat the berries and seed. Smash the TM.

>>31820057
Let's move on and never speak of this again. Like all the other times.

>>31820077
maybe she was just jealous

or not who knows

>>31820081
you nigger
rerolling for not smashing the TM

Fuck, i'm late.

I wish i could draw good, i had this idea for a pic of the team, everyone looking normal and even somewhat cute and innocent, and then in the middle of the group is Ron, draw like an hyper realistic Tepig with blood all over it's muzzle and craze look in his eyes, the look of an addict who hasn't had his fix in a while.

>>31820103

I don't know if dubs beats my get since it was obtained before the get was gotten, but if it is, you're fine. If not then ayy lmao :^) 2 for 2

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>>31820077
>You pull yourself up, shake off the shards of broken glass and head towards the other end of the room. Chest now emptied your team joins you.

>9 next

>>31820177
Roll for whatever the post below me

>>31820177
Grab the Reflect TM and gaze lovingly at your reflection

>>31820177
Break through the mirror while yelling "ORAORAORAORA"

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>>31820199
roll just to nullify this

>>31820177

>>31820199
>9
>dubs

It was meant to be.

Unless....

Rolling for apologize to Plum, then kiss her. If she complains or fights back, squeal like a piggy. Loudly.

>>31820177

Use Reflect. Not the TM, just slow down for a while and reflect on who you are, how far you've come, and what about yourself you can improve. It's important to reflect sometimes.

>>31820199
It's a shame Ron won't learn Arm Thrust until he evolves.

>>31820223
flame charge can work

>>31820221
so close, reroll

>>31820199
I'm going to have to start imposing limits on jojo posts, aren't I? -_-

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>>31820269
no
it ruins the spirit of this entire thing

>>31820269
1 jojo reference per thread seems fine

>>31820269
how about we let digits decide
I say nay

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>>31820199
>Not done with this tricky mirror yet, you flame charge at the mirror, flailing your hooves and yelling ORAORAORA over as you punch at it, cracking it in several places.

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>>31820324
>A pokemon appears behind the mirror

Carbink: Hey. Keep it down out there please. Some of us are trying to sleep. Go outside if you want to yell and break stuff

>>31820337
>7 next

>>31820352
Just move on

>>31820337

Quietly apologize to Carbink, and oblige.

>>31820337
tell Plum to cross chop Carbrink and finish it off with a tackle

>>31820365
Rollin for this

>>31820337
I would say kill it but i doubt it has flesh that we can consume, so for now just ask him if he saw a gear or something interesting somewhere over here

>>31820352
Attack him with a karate kick

>>31820337
We don't take orders from anyone
Yell at the Carbink and break it

>>31820368
rolling for this but then finish off the mirror with one more flame charge

>>31820361
Re

>>31820352
Ask if the Carbink know of a way to turn back into a human

>>31820337
Compliment the unusually sturdy mirror then leave to the next room

>>31820365

Reroll for not being a dick.

>>31820368
do this just to avoid >>31820388

>>31820352

Ask Carbink to join the team.

>>31820337
Blame Plum, that bitch.

>>31820352

Turn on your teammates. Flame Charge Plum to disorient her, then Buddy. By this time you should be fast enough to dodge Oshawott's attacks.

>>31820352
Ask it if its got any gears back there. If not move on to the next room. Also reprimand Plum for cock-blocking. If she can't keep her morals to herself, she can get benched when you make it back to town.

>>31820426
Roll

>>31820426
yes please this

>>31820426
This is well after the five minutes, and OP has been clear that there are some limitations on what you can do. I suspect this is beyond them.

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>>31820388
Carbink: What? No. Why would I know that? Humans? There are no humans here. Ugh, I'm too tired for this. Going back to bed.

>Carbink floats off elsewhere in the mirror world

>>31820380
>>31820391
>>31820409
do these but in a logical order

>>31820475
fucker, I CANNOT REMEMBER TO DO DIGITS TONIGHT

>6 next

>>31820475
smash that mf mirror if you up f a m

>>31820475
Slap Plum.

>>31820488
Move on to the next room

>>31820475
Follow the Carbink into the mirror world

>>31820475
Ask Oshawott about their past while looking for the way forward

>>31820489
reroll

>>31820475
>In the mirror world
Oh boy, it's what i think it's is?
Roll for Totally ignoring that shit and going back to the village

>>31820477
this

>>31820508
Re

>>31820475

Just move on.

>>31820488
beat the shit out of plum

>>31820509
re

>>31820509
Re

Bite plum's arms.

Normally I'm against divulging this, but TIME LIMITS: there's nothing else in this room. You guys solved the puzzle on the first post. Every action after has just kinda been wasting time here.

>>31820533

Into the mirror world.

>>31820555

I think you win. But "just move on" was currently the winning roll anyway.

>>31820555

What the fuck OP, get out of here with your gets with almost every post you do

Just take us out of here and start the scenario from there.

>>31820555
>trips
Well, looks like we don't have a choice. Let's carry on then.
Though I still wonder what "mirror world" means.

>>31820566
>get out of here with your gets with almost every post you do
Wew

>>31820555
Huh, so we literally solve the puzzle in 1 minute, but we still wasted an hour in nothing.
stop stealing dubs/trips

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>>31820533
>You exit the hall and emerge out into the sunlight once more. It seems you're in a small clearing. There seems to be a familiar object on the ground before you.

>You seem to think a 4 would be a good next action

>>31820620
A clearing like this? With just a free gear in the middle? Suspicious as all hell, throw a rock.

>>31820620
grab the gear, but do a sweet back flip on the way

>>31820620
Run towards the gear and yell "ALL ME"

>>31820620

It's almost certainly a trap. Incinerate everything around the gear, as a pre-emptive strike.

>>31820620
Go get the shit

>>31820577
There really wasn't supposed to be a 'mirror world' or anything. The puzzle was that there was stuff on the other side of the mirror, but not in the real world, and you could only get it by tilting the mirror. But, if you hadn't solved the puzzle, Carbink would have come and started taking items from the chest. You guys solved it before Carbink could even show up!

>>31820620
Clearly a trap. Set everything on fire.

>>31820620
Take the gear quickly and get back to the village.

>>31820577
It's probably a world were a double of our characters exist but the personality of those characters are reverse to ours, i.e: mirror world oshawott is trying to rape Ron and mirror Ron is a saint

>>31820636
re

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>>31820596
>spoiler

>he thinks we're going to remember "touch nothing but the gear" and actually do it this time, not realizing that this is DEFINITELY A TRAP

rolling to secure >>31820634

>>31820577
>>31820648
>>31820655
or it could be nothing, lol

>>31820668
well, they did it everybody

>>31820646
>>31820649

Burn everything, and casually mention that when Pokémon piss you off, you eat their hearts.

>>31820634
blimey, the first post?
This is going fast as fuck nigga

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>>31820677
>"Hmm, you wonder aloud," gear just sitting out in the open huh? You know who that reminds me of guys? Slaking. Slaking sure did piss me off when he hurt Buddy. Remind me guys, what did I do to Slaking?"

Osha: You jumped on top of him and pissed him off, then ran off to hide in the corner?

>"N-no, after that. After we killed him."

Osha: Uhh, you ate his heart?

>"Yeah, I ate his heart. And how about after Kingdra hurt Plum with a Hydro Pump?"

>Plum makes a heart shape with her hands and takes an imaginary bite out of it,
Osha: Ate his heart too.

>"And that kingler who kidnapped my Osha?"

Buddy: Ate his heart?

>"AND THE SLOWKING AND SEAKING??"

Osha: Uhh, we exploded one and you ate the other's tail, but didn't kill him.

>"I ATE THEIR HE- wait, really? Alright, well I would have eaten their hearts if I had remembered! Because they pissed me off! And pokemon who piss me off with stupid stuff like leaving a trapped gear out in the open, GET THEIR HEARTS EATEN"

>You ember all around the gear

>>31820773
Slowking didn't have a heart, we told him that

>>31820773
Use your incredible hihg speed to retrieve the gear before the traps set off

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>>31820773
>The ground falls away beneath the gear, revealing that a deep pit had been buried beneath it

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>>31820803
Nidoking: Well well, look who thinks he's a smart little piece of shit. Been waiting for you kiddies.

>2 next

>>31820803
uh oh

>>31820823
REEEEEEEEEEEEE at the Nidoking and then ember it

>>31820823
Look to see if he has any helpers, then fight Nidoking

>>31820823
say "that's a nice horn there, too bad you won't be able to use it once I break it"

>>31820823
roll for remember op, RIP AND TEAR, RIP AND TEAR!

>>31820823
just fucking kill him. Ron is tired of this shit and i'm sure every other team member is. Turn Nidoking into a permanent Jobber like Yamcha

>>31820823

Taunt him into attacking you, then ¡Olé! his ass into the pit.

>>31820839
Rerolling

>>31820823

Ask him if he heard what you said, about all of the heart-eating. Surely he's got a Nidoqueen and some little Nidoran at home, right? Does he really want the gear THAT much?

>>31820841
rerolling for this but use a barrage of flame charges on the Nidoking

>>31820823
Tell nidoking that you know he's the "king of the forest" and hes gonna try and stop us.

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>>31820855
Them fighting words

>>31820838
reroll

>>31820823
Have Oshawott kill him with water attacks to make his death as painful as possible

>>31820848

Reroll

>>31820860
Reroll

>>31820855
Reroll.

>>31820855
Reroll

>>31820859
reroll

>>31820843
re

>>31820855
>Surely he's got a Nidoqueen and some little Nidoran at home, right?
Do you know why he wants to destroy the world so badly?, i'll give you a tip, he hasn't been able to put his ''tip'' anywhere near a female.

>>31820838
Roll

>>31820855

Reroll

>>31820855
reroll

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>>31820838
>>31820866
Nidoking: You want to take my heart? Come and get it, fire fag

>You screech as you charge Nidoking, spitting a burning ember at him

>>31820951
use tackle on his horn, break it off, and then shove it far up his ass

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>>31820951
Nidoking: HAHA, WHO DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DEALING WITH, USING SUCH A WEAK FIRE MOVE?

>Nidoking counters with Earth Power

Nidoking: I'll tell you who! The King of the fucking forest, that's who! Alright everyone, just like we planned!

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>>31820951
Something tell me this isn't gonna end well

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>>31820978
Nidoqueen: Hehe, you got it hon, I mean, Your Grace!

>>31820978
Oh boy

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>>31820987
NidoranM: We're going to get you guys for what you did to us last time!

NidoranF: And with the whole family here, I promise you we'll take things nice and slow and as painful as possible for you losers!

>Well shit, looks like you're surrounded. 2 next

>>31821003
Serpentine back to your teammates while squealing like some sort of pig creature.

>>31820987
O-op, what are you doing!, i though you were trying to stop the rape suggestions!

>>31821003
>>31820978
Have Buddy and Osha fight Nidoqueen while you and Plum knock nidoking into the hole in the middle.

Plum uses Mud-slap onn Nidoking's eyes so he can't see and Ron uses Flame Charge to knock Nidoking into the hole

>>31821003

Maneuver behind him, putting him between you and the pit. Even if you can't damage him much, maybe your combined attacks can push him into the pit. Suggest that your friends do the same with Nidoqueen.

>>31821003
Divekick nidoqueen.

>>31821022
>>31821023

Rolling to combine and lock in.

>>31821003
Jump on nidoqueen's breasts.

>>31821022
>>31821023
Please combine both op

>>31821022
reroll to secure this

i want to reclute nidoranF

>>31821034

Reroll.

By the way, if we succeed, our next move should be to defend Oshawott while he fills the pit with water, drowning them. Maybe throw some sleep powder into the pit too.

>>31821003
dab lol

>>31821035
Roll

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>>31821022
>>31821023
>"Osha! You and Buddy take care of the queen. Plum, Slap the king for me, would you?"

>Plum charges around the hole to join you, arm outstretched. As Nidoking readies to defend himself from a physical attack, Plum skids to a stop, scooping up a handful of mud and flinging it into Nidoking's eyes in a Mud-Slap.

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>>31821113
>Nidoking grunts and attempts to wipe the mud from his eyes, but while he's distracted, you quickly dart behind him and launch into him with a flame charge.

>On the other side, meanwhile, Buddy throws up a wall of Sleep Powder. As Nidoqueen begins to nod off, Oshawott runs behind her and blasts her with as much power as he can muster into a Water Gun.

>>31821113
Wait, if Nidokings falls into the pit... how are we suppose to get his heart to eat it? shit

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>>31821139
>King and Queen slam together midair before falling down into the pit.

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>>31821146
>The kids rush in and they are piiiiiiiiiiiiiiissed. Oddish takes a poison sting, Croagunk a horn attack, You and Osha both take a double kick.

>0 next

>>31821183
Rush past the Nidoran while the others fight them and try to locate the corpses of Nidocouple so you can eat their hearts

>>31821054 Do this. Defend Oshawott and drown them! And if possible while defending Oshawott, go subdue a Nidoran (that should be easy, right?) and EAT ITS FUCKING HEART. WE FUCKING WARNED YOU.

>>31821183
>suddenly, you feel pent up in the ass, something's not right...
>then it comes
>the shit of all shits
>it's like giving birth to a child, and smells like burning, rotten eggs cubed
>but it's not over
>finally it comes out
>but you only get a few seconds calm before the massive shit storm
>suddenly, shit floods out of your ass
>it's pure liquid
>it's so god damn much
it sprays all over the room, covering everybody and everything with shit
>oh god please make this stop
>It goes on for minutes
>you start shitting out stomach acid, and then blood
>it doesn't stop
>oh no
>more shit floods out of your ass than the Oroville dam has water
>you feel weak enough to pass out
>You say "now this is what I call"
>"a shitty situation"
>you pass out, luckily belly up so you don't drown in shit
so how do you like it /vpmd/ :^)

>>31821183
Use that eraser hiding behind the trees to erase them from existance

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>>31821205
i dont like it

>>31821194
Reroll

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>>31821222
I also don't like these wasted trips.

>>31821204

Reroll for drowning and possible kiddie-heart-eating.

>>31821183
Apoligize to the kids, this must be traumatic for them.

>>31821205
Rolling

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>>31821205

>>31821210
re

Attack the nido-kids. Do nothing with the hole because we don't know if they're dead. If you fill the hole then can just swim out of it.

>>31821232
Re.

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>>31821240
YOU MONSTER

>>31821183
Gang on nidoranM, after it's done ask NidoranF if she wants to die with it's family, or join our forces and live another day

>>31821205
This isn't your regular shitposting, this is advance shitposting too bad i've already read it somewhere else

>>31821238
Roll

>>31821205
not this

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>>31821205
What. The. Fuck.

>>31821254
>they can just swim out
That's why I said to throw in some sleep powder.

>>31821205
We already had a winning roll that involved shitting. No, seriously, we did.

it's okay guys >>31821205 was btfo'd by >>31821222

>>31821204
How about we go with this

#31821205
1/10 I've read better stuff. Apply yourself. Not even giving you a (you)

>>31821281
>We already had a winning roll that involved shitting.
I think this is the third time.

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>>31821205
Yeah, okay, hard no on this. If we want to get pedantic here, then if you're shitting out stomach acid and blood, something is seriously, fatally wrong with you and you're going to die, which breaks the rules.
So.
No.
Don't waste rolls on this

>>31821262
re

>>31821281
>We already had a winning roll that involved shitting. No, seriously, we did.
Ever other thread we make ron take a shit on something, first was shitting in the monkey room, and then was shitting in Kingdra's pool

>>31821302
I'm okay with this

>>31821306
Really? I missed the monkey room shit. Now I feel less clever about my Kingdra pool shit yesterday.

>>31821302
This is an affront to the rollocratic system

>>31821238
re since every get is a reaction/commentary

>>31821302
okay do it but without the stomach acid and blood

>>31821302
No one is going to complain about you ignoring that

>>31821222
>>31821277
>>31821300
>>31821322
Oh my god, so many dubs that went down the shitter

>>31821204
just do this

>>31821262
re

Congrats to the shitposter, he derailed the thread pretty hard

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>>31821238
>>31821330
>You turn to the nidroan next to you and give him an apologetic look. "Look, I'm really sorry about all of this. It must be very hard for you, traumatic even... to find out that your parents are this pathetic!"
>NidoranM has been burned

>He spits a poison sting at you all the same. Your team fight their individual Nidos.

>Nidoking rolls to escape the pit, but only succeeds in climbing halfway up and falling back down.

>Queen is still asleep

>>31821415
>to find out that your parents are this pathetic
I DIDN'T SPECIFY THAT

>>31821415
Scream "FUG BENIS" and cum on nidoran M

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>>31821415
that wasn't very nice, Ron

>>31821415
>5 next

>>31821415

>>31821204 Let's try this again. I think it could work. And it involves heart eating, so come on, guys!

>>31821429
rerolling >>31821427

>>31821429
>>31821429
Feel bad for what you just said

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>>31821429
Spit some Ember down the pit. Burn them alive.

>>31821429
Tell Osha to flood that hole!

>>31821427
reroll for big benis :DDDD

>>31821443
Roll

>>31821449

Can we flood his hole instead?

Rolling to secure >>31821445

Isn't the gear down the pit?

>>31821449
Roll

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>>31821433
you got it senpai

>>31821471

Yeah. But once the Nidos are dead it shouldn't be a problem to have Oshawott get it out.

>>31821433
Rollin

>>31821481
w-what the fuck?, i wrotte f-a-m and it turned into senpai, i didn't know there was a censor over here.

>>31821500
You must be new here
That is a thing, yes

>>31821500
also only subdue nidoranM

>>31821500
Welcome to 4chan, newfag. That's present all over the site. Lurk more.

>>31821514
i've been here for quite a while but i don't usually use f-am, are there other censored words?

>>31821514
>>31821518
>>31821524
Not him, but I've been here for like 8 years, and I didn't know that was a thing. Then again, I've never tried to use that word.

>>31821527
T b h becomes desu

>>31821533

Tbh, that's pretty weird, senpai.

>>31821544
When it's all lowercase, anyway
I think
Idk the exact mechanics of it

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>>31821433
>>31821204
>You call Oshawott over to the pit and run off from your battle to join him and tell him of your plan to flood the pit and drown the royal duo.

Osha: Erm... okay... Oddish, just hang on, okay

Buddy: I-I'll try Mr Osha!

>Croagunk nods as you go to ask her.

>Your teammates both take double horn attacks while Osha fills the pit. You hear Nidoking groan in pain. You toss an ember at nidorino, being the only one you can reach at the moment.
>Oddish is roughed up

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>>31821565
>Nidoqueen remains asleep in the slowly filling pit, but Nidoking has rolled high enough to climb out of the pit, even with the pouring water!

>3 next

>>31821581
Start having a spasm and vomit fucking everywhere
and no you don't die

>>31821565
>nidorino
check your reviver seeds, someone died and we didn't notice

>>31821581
Have osha throw one of the nidorans at Nidoking, impaling him

>>31821581

Mud Slap/Sleep Powder combo. Back in the hole.

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>>31821581
a-at least Nidoqueen will drown peacefully in her sleep?

>>31821581
push him back in. He's a ground type so it should still hurt like shit even if he does try to swin out

>>31821581
Feed Buddy an Oran berry, saying "Bon Appetit!"

Tell others to continue attacking their targets

>>31821565
We can't win this fight. Finish filling the pit, create a diversion, and run.

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>>31821600

>>31821581
Use your long-range semen to cum all over nidoking

>>31821581
Hmm. Have Oshawott saturate the ground near Nidoking, hopefully eroding it and turning it into mud and having him slide into the pit.

>>31821615
reroll

>>31821621
Roll

>>31821615
Reroll

>>31821532
To be fair, the filter's only been around for a little over a year

>>31821581
make the protag kill themselves

>>31821600
Rolling to secure

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>>31821600
>You instruct Osha to throw Nidoran at Nidoking, to distract him and get some attackers off Buddy.
>He picks up Nidoran and tosses her straight at her dad, though it's a bit far and the Nidos are a bit too sturdy to do any impaling.
Nidoking: You dare harm my children like this?!

>Meanwhile, you and Oddish attack Nidorino. Plum is trying to fend of her attackers but takes another horn attack from behind. Plum is now roughed up.

>Queen still slumbers!

>4 next

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>>31821711
Oshawott's got some muscle, damn

how do we best use this information for sexual

>>31821711
Oran berry time

>>31821711
>>31821205 but without shitting blood and stomach acid or passing out

>>31821711

>>31821601 Back to this. I want to drown them. Mix some sleep powder in the water pit, also.

>>31821711
Anyone can be a chef, but only the fearless can be great!

Roast some berries & feed the team

>>31821711
Throw an oran berry to plum, tell oshawott to keep filling the pit with water, and buddy to use energy ball/sleep powder on nidoking, while we attack nidorino with ember

>>31821711
Respond to Nidoking's statement by helping Buddy and Osha pick up the Nidorino and throw him into the pit.

>>31821743
rerolling with these modifications

>>31821754
>>31821766

We can do both.

>>31821711

>OP gets dubs
>again

confirmed for scripting

>>31821777
trips confirms

>>31821790
>>31821777
>After time limit
If OP is kind enough, maybe

>>31821790
Today's VPMD special, the Nidosoup.

>>31821809

Trips was within the limit.

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>>31821754
>>31821601
>>31821766
>>31821777

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>>31821844

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>>31821860
>"We dare."

>>31821844
GAHHHHFJQKFNWNEJNWNEB OP WITH THE DUBS AND THE SCRIPT AND THE HOBODOBO

>>31821873
Based plum taking most of the aggro in the back

>>31821873
I think we're going to have to stop for the night here. Getting late and I don't want the thread getting too long for screencap anon.
Also don't want to cut short the final boss fight for this chapter
But don't leave yet, cause there's something important to discuss!

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>>31821873
>"We dare."

>>31821900
so, are the nidos dead?, do we get to eat their hearts?, are we even gonna get to do something lewd at all?

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>>31821900
even after stopping, OP steals all our dubs

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>>31821900
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGHABABABABABABABABABREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE STOP FUCKING SCRIPTING YOU NIGGER FUCK REEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCK NIGGER FAGGOT FUCKER FUCK DICKS FUCKING MY BITCH FUCKING FUCKER OP FUCKING FAGGOT NIGGER ASS DICK FAGGOT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>31821915
Find out next time on /VPMD/!!!

>>31821900
What's up?

>>31821915

We're up for some R&R after this mission. We'll probably sex him up then.

>>31821915
>>31821937
>never touched the queen's titties
For shame

>>31821946

>having desires for anyone other than Oshawott

Please.

>>31821946
I was scared when op added nidoqueen thinking people would suggest to kill the king and rape the queen, but not even one suggestion of touching the queen's tits, i'm surprised

>>31821969

whoops >>31821035

>>31821900
VPMD posters, we've come a long way, but there comes a time in every young pokemon's life when they start to grow up. Their voices may get deeper, they may start growing more hair, they may start feeling more intense feelings for those they love, budding into sexual maturi-
No, wait, that's the wrong guide book
Osha and Ron are approaching evolving level. PMD usually doesn't let you evolve your pokemon. I think that's kind of bullshit, so I'm leaving the option up to you all if you want our guys to evolve. Gotta admit, I don't know if it'll be the same once they evolve. Getting attached to them as smol pig and otter BUT it also would open us up to learning more moves, idk! You guys decide!
Should we evolve?
http://www.strawpoll.me/12362305

Should teammates?
http://www.strawpoll.me/12362326

>>31821969
>scared
But for why?

>>31821991
Don't you guys realize how ugly pignite is?

>>31821991

I voted yes on both. Both have very cool middle forms. I could deal without the final evolutions, but the middle evolutions are worth it.

>>31822014
Aww. Pignite is one of my all-time favorites. Emboar is ugly, but Pignite is fantastic.

>>31821991
Why not give evolved stats and moves, but keep them looking like their unevolved forms?

>>31821991
At the start/a few episodes ago I was keen for our main duo to evolve, but now I'm more attached to the cutesy romance. I don't want them to miss out on the power boost from evolution though.

>>31822014
It's like you don't even want Ron to become Zhu Bajie. Hell, we even have the lecherous part of his nature.

If we evolve, our dick gets bigger.

I'm down.

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>>31822014
>Not wanting our princess Oshawott to fall into our big, strong piggy arms

>>31822036
>but now I'm more attached to the cutesy romance. I don't want them to miss out on the power boost from evolution though.
This very much.

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Evolve Ron and we get hands for better butt touching.
Evolve Osha to Samurott and we stand over him, he can't slap us down.
Win-win.

>>31821991
I love dewott but >>31822014 is right, pignite was a mistake, nothing but trash, let Ron stay the same, we could just say that because ron is a human he's unable to evolve.

>>31822036
this exactly! I was raring up at the start to let them evolve, but now it just feels like they have a lot of character and history as a Tepig and Oshawott. I don't know if I could even call him Osha anymore if he evolves! But the power boost...

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>6 for both evolving
>6 against

Well shit

At least we're mostly good on teammates evolving

>>31822084
Do you not want to do this? >>31822034

>>31822066
Also, do it even matters if we get stronger by evolving?, most of the time we win our fights through bullshit more than raw strenght, just look at this last fight, we won not because we overwhelmed the nidos, but rather because we made them fall into a pit.

I want them to get to Pignite/Dewott, but no further. Final evolutions would be overpowered, but middle seems about right.

power boost from evolution in actual PMD is pretty negligible

>>31822034
>>31822098
I guess that could be a good compromise. It's more aesthetics of if everyone wants the evolved forms then

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HERE WE FUCKING GO BOYS

>>31822129
We're definitely more endearing as base forms I'd say.

Alright, I'll check the poll tomorrow and we'll discuss it a bit more later. We still got 2 levels to go(well, 1 after this fight) I'mma go sleep.

Join in tomorrow for what might well be the FINAL THREAD of chapter 1. And then we decide if we want to keep going after that.

>>31822149
Fuck, i voted that only osha should evolve but if i didn't i would prefer that neither of them should...

>>31822105
Reroll for this.

>there are anons here that don't want the main duo to evolve
>they don't want Ron to embarrass Osha by using his first form nickname, even though he's a Dewott or Samurott
Plebs, the whole lot of you.

Here's a thought: Osha evolves, but Ron does not. That would make Ron's occasional rape attempts hilariously ineffective.

>>31822301
That's on the poll autismo

>>31822322
Yeah, thanks, I know. I was explaining my reasons for considering it.