Showderp: Counting Edition

bane?

dr showderp i'm CIA

>>31724024
talk about getting counter teamed

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-531088934

>>31724024
Banned caterpie

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-531090417

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-531092937
new team after in AG ;)

Any of the following.

burp (Ditto) @ Assault Vest
Ability: Limber
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 SpD
Relaxed Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Transform

sassy bitch (Caterpie) @ Choice Band
Ability: Shield Dust
EVs: 252 HP / 128 Def / 128 SpD
Sassy Nature
- Bug Bite
- Electroweb
- String Shot
- Tackle

Bananasaurus Rex (Tropius) @ Dragonium Z
Ability: Chlorophyll
Happiness: 256
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Dragon Dance
- Bullet Seed
- Outrage
- Aerial Ace

boringmon (Clefable) @ Leftovers
Ability: Magic Guard
Happiness: 256
EVs: 252 HP / 128 Def / 128 SpD
Modest Nature
- Cosmic Power
- Charge Beam
- Soft-Boiled
- Stored Power

new team AG BOYYYYSYSSSS

>>31724192

Landorus @ Psychium Z
Ability: Sheer Force
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Gravity
- Earth Power
- Focus Blast
- Sludge Wave/Calm Mind/any special attack

z-gravity is +1 spatk

OR if you already have a z-move on the team you may use this instead:
MEME MACHINE (Genesect) @ Life Orb
Ability: Download
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Hasty Nature
- Fell Stinger
- Extreme Speed
- Blaze Kick
- Iron Head

a regular garchomp

in honor of it being the counting thread, have a suggestion slightly more autistic than normal:

this post number mod 801 or last 3 digits of this post number mod 801

if illegal mon, add one to result until legal. if lc, donnel. if nfe but not lc, do NOT donnel

If OU, Shell Smash Crustle

If AG Arceus Bug

heh (Chimecho) @ Leftovers
Ability: Levitate
EVs: 252 HP / 124 Def / 132 SpD
Bold Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Rest
- Skill Swap
- Cosmic Power
- Stored Power

Big Bird (Ho-Oh) @ Life Orb
Ability: Regenerator
EVs: 248 HP / 216 Atk / 44 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Brave Bird
- Sacred Fire
- Earthquake
- Roost

>>31724295
articuno with mind reader, sheer cold, and two other moves

lugia
calm mind
sub
roost
attack

Pikablu

Weezing with Toxic, Will-o-Wisp, Haze and Explosion or Destiny Bond

>>31724300
this is either donnel skitty or heliolisk, champ's choice

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>>31724306
>cm lugia

>>31724298
>Hasty

Why not jolly.

test

>>31724366
its nature locked for espeed, like adamant on sacred fire entei

>>31724352
yeah, its surprisingly hard to set up a sweep for a pokemon with 5 weaknesses and 90 special attack

>>31724401
it's pretty much a meme in the ubers/ag community

kind of like crogre

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7anythinggoes-531100876
LETS FUCKING GO

>>31724412
>scanning ubers viability thread
>mandibuzz is now a golduck-tier forbidden topic

what happened?

>>31724431
idk about any specific fights that happened over it, Im assuming its there because just like Golduck, there's a mon in ubers (yveltal) that does the same exact job (foul playing setup sweepers) that it does, but better

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7anythinggoes-531103291

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7anythinggoes-531106467

>>31724464
im thinking for mandibuzz to be singled out, some retard had to have pushed it at some point

golduck was pushed as a mega fug and pdon check for example

>>31724560
what exactly does mandibuzz do better than anything else? golduck actually had a reason to be pushed. i'm legitimately curious why mandibuzz got pushed

>>31724575
it's a big bird

>>31724575
well they're close to bulk, but mandibuzz has overcoat, so i assume it's a debate over abilities, despite the 170 bst difference.

ubers autists are the most autistic of the bunch, so i could see them getting butt-flustered over trivial shit like that

>>31724575
it has +10 more defense than Yveltal. someone must have thought that meant it could foul play on arceus and shit better

but there's just no reason to use it over yveltal, its slower, has twice lower attack, and doesnt get the dark aura boost

>>31724602
can confirm this. Ubers is a fun meta but the auth makes it unbearable sometimes

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7anythinggoes-531110104

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7anythinggoes-531113528

>>31724618
also defog and whirlwind

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7anythinggoes-531115303
HOLY SHIT I CAN

UGH NEW TEAM OU

same caterpie

shiny registeel named regiteal

if very loud nigra, regirock named registop

>>31724300
this except with this post's number

me or

if 0-5, skitty named Rin Hoshizora
if 6-10, brionne named Nico Yazawa

>>31724304 if still AG

if not, use Get out.

heroic sacrifice

something with psychic terrain that isn't top lel

Pikablu

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ebin cade

all bark (Arcanine) @ Sitrus Berry
Ability: Intimidate
Happiness: 256
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Def / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
- Snarl
- Roar
- Howl
- Leer

juicy condom (Swalot) (M) @ Black Sludge
Ability: Liquid Ooze
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Atk / 212 Def / 40 SpD
Impish Nature
- Ice Punch / Body Slam
- Curse
- Amnesia
- Rest

>>31724889
why

>>31724915
Because you're shit.

>>31724915
because you deserve it

>>31724892
cloyster or regigigas

champ doesn't deserve cloyster

>>31724915
you know damn well why

>>31724921
>>31724920
>>31724919
yeah, true

>>31724889
>>31724891
>>31724892 (Cloyster or Regigigas)
>>31724893 (Skitty)
>>31724894 (Get out.)
>>31724895

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-531121987
here we go...

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-531123615
cloyster is fun desu

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-531126864
im goood. hahaha

new champ bros

>>31725312
never champ again gay boy.

free pick

>>31724902

Pikablu

anything goes no stall shit

me or brionne named Nico Yazawa

>>31725328

vespiquen (preferably a meme set)

if very loud nigra:
better cloyster (Shuckle) @ King's Rock
Ability: Sturdy
Shiny: Yes
Happiness: 254
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Rock Blast
- Shell Smash
- Knock Off
- Bug Bite

otherwise:
mixed shell smash minior

any pokemon with snatch but its name is a bad pun

>>31724896

Kommo-o @ White Herb
Ability: Bulletproof
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Focus Blast
- Draco Meteor
- Flamethrower
- Flash Cannon

you can run a z-move on this if there are no others on team

Weezing with Toxic, Will-o-Wisp, Haze and Explosion or Destiny Bond

yaga yeet (Chimecho) @ Leftovers
Ability: Levitate
EVs: 252 HP / 124 Def / 132 SpD
Bold Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Rest
- Skill Swap
- Cosmic Power
- Stored Power

>>31724901

shiny registeel named regiteal

boom boom 2 and a half

Corsola

>>31725325
>>31725328
>>31725331
nice trigger finger, desu

>>31725375
thank

>>31725345

>>31725347
>>31725350 >>31724902
>>31725351
>>31725353
>>31725355
>>31725356

>>31725345
anything goes
>>31725347 epic
>>31725350 (>>31725328 (>>31724902)) trash
>>31725351 trash
>>31725353 decent
>>31725355 trash
>>31725356 (>>31724896) trash

>>31725351
would you approve this?

Beest Boost (Vespiquen) (F) @ Chesto Berry / Weakness Policy
Ability: Pressure
EVs: 248 HP / 168 Def / 92 SpD
Impish Nature
- Fell Stinger / Hone Claw
- Acrobatics
- Defend Order
- Rest

>>31725443
If it has Defend Order it's a good meme.

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7anythinggoes-531137962

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-531139135

>>31725487
sorry desu, you have to say "me" on your champ call or its not valid.

i shouldn't be champing for long anyway

>>31725535
now that's just not true the intent just has to be clear, which it was

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-531140498

>>31725550
that's not how it works. sorry dude

>>31725535
thats not true at all. don't split the fucking bread
>>31725570
yes it is

>>31725535
>>31725570
welcome to showderp enjoy your stay but don't stay long

>>31725570
oh damn he said "no ur wrong" how could i prepare for such an argument

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-531143015

>>31725658
can you not

me
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7anythinggoes-531143010

eh its okay I dont want to start a fight in bread if it won't get anywhere

>>31725345
its fine that you're new desu but there's some rules that you have to follow. you have to put "me" when calling yourself as new champ to avoid confusion. you also have to start with OU (except I dont think that's an enforced rule)

new champ now

me lol

or electivire

me i guess

>>31725699
haha yeah it's the OTHER guy that's new

zoroark

Pikablu pls

me or a meme

boosts please (Regice) @ Leftovers
Ability: Clear Body
EVs: 248 HP / 252 SpA / 8 SpD
Modest Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Charge Beam
- Ice Beam
- Ancient Power
- Focus Blast

Mega Caterpie (Serperior) @ Starf Berry
Ability: Contrary
EVs: 252 HP / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Coil
- Calm Mind
- Swords Dance
- Growth

donnel wimpod

If AG:
Garfield (Mewtwo) @ Leftovers
Ability: Pressure
Happiness: 0
EVs: 252 HP / 160 Def / 96 SpD
Calm Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Barrier
- Calm Mind
- Psystrike/Flamethrower/Ice Beam/Thunderbolt/Shadow Ball/Aura Sphere/Energy Ball/Signal Beam
- Rest

Else:
Houndoom-Mega @ Houndoominite
Ability: Flash Fire
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Fire Blast
- Solar Beam
- Dark Pulse
- Sunny Day

fresh picked liligant

a doge

No Luck Needed (Togekiss)
Hustle @ Flyinium Z
Adamant 252 Attack, rest into whatever
-Sky Attack
-Roost
-ExtremeSpeed
-Filler

>>31725708
>>31725710 btfo

>>31725699
neither of those rules are real newfag
>>31725710
blacklisted

>>31725710
ARE YOU FUCKING

>>31725718
>not knowing houndoominite is banned

what a neoderp

A MESSAGE TO QTCHAN: Do you know how hard it is to champ? Do you, kid? Some of use put our ELOs on the line for this game. We don't hide behind alts when we champ, we go with the same accounts we show our friends and families. Sometimes, when you're out there in the field, you make mistakes, it happens to all of us. But of course you come. You come and say, oh not this shit champ again, you breathe down are necks. The pressure goes from bad to worse, one bad play and you've got this guy ready to blow up on you, impeach you, and act like an all around butthole. "oh i would have put bullest seed on this tyranitar to counter manaphy", my ass Qtchan, because when it's your neck on the line and the pressure of all those obeserves sometimes shit happens, I hope the mods ban you for good

>>31725726
>neoderps actually think there are rules here

>>31725718

Unown (Unown-A) / (Unown-B) / (Unown-C) / (Unown-D) / (Unown-E) / (Unown-F) / (Unown-G) / (Unown-H) / (Unown-I) / (Unown-J) / (Unown-K) / (Unown-L) / (Unown-M) / (Unown-N) / (Unown-O) / (Unown-P) / (Unown-Q) / (Unown-R) / (Unown-S) / (Unown-T) / (Unown-U) / (Unown-V) / (Unown-W) / (Unown-X) / (Unown-Y) / (Unown-Z) / (Unown-!) / (Unown-?) @ Choice Specs / Choice Scarf / Life Orb / Assault Vest / Draco Plate / Dread Plate / Earth Plate / Fist Plate / Flame Plate / Icicle Plate / Insect Plate / Iron Plate / Meadow Plate / Mind Plate / Sky Plate / Splash Plate / Spooky Plate / Stone Plate / Toxic Plate / Zap Plate / Scope Lens / Quick Claw / Normalium Z / BrightPowder / Razor Claw / Lax Incense / Mystic Water / Charcoal / Magnet / Poison Barb / Sharp Beak / King's Rock / Focus Band / Sitrus Berry / Leftovers / Focus Sash / Black Belt / Metal Coat / Dragon Fang / Hard Stone / Black Glasses / Never-melt Ice / Black Glasses / Silver Powder / Spell Tag / Twisted Spoon / Soft Sand / Odd Incense / Sea Incense / Rock Incense / Rose Incense / Sea Incense / Wave Incense / Lum Berry
Ability: Levitate
Shiny: Yes / Not Mandatory
Happiness: 0 / 255
EVs: 4 Atk / 252 SpA / 252 Spe
Timid Nature / Naive Nature / Hasty Nature / Modest Nature / Rash Nature / Mild Nature
- Hidden Power [Bug] / Hidden Power [Water] / Hidden Power [Fire] / Hidden Power [Grass] / Hidden Power [Steel] / Hidden Power [Electric] / Hidden Power [Ice] / Hidden Power [Fighting] / Hidden Power Rock] / Hidden Power [Poison] / Hidden Power [Ghost] / Hidden Power [Dragon] / Hidden Power [Dark] / Hidden Power [Flying] / Hidden Power [Psychic]

me persay... i overrule the above "pretender champs" with my stockpile of meme points

this has always been a rule prove me wrong you cant

>>31725754
boblak is default champ

>>31725754
free pick for the god of showderp himself

>>31725754
shit hes right
pikablu

>>31725747
qtchan is the ultimate neoderp
>>31725749
kek

>>31725749

Timid if you need speed or Modest if you need power, Hasty or Naive and Rash or Mild if you want to prevent specific Download boosts.
Happiness of choice in case you have specific headcanons about Unown's mood.
This is a devoted revenge killer so pick the type you need the most,
you can go full Specs or Scarf monoattacker or pick Life Orb so that you aren't locked into the same one attack,
you can also use a Plate in you don't want recoil, in case you think Plates should be used on Arceus only then try the standard type boosting alternatives.
Assault Vest is for a tanky set. Bright Powder and Lax Incense for evasiveness.
If you prefer longevity use Leftovers or Sitrus Berry, there are other healthy berries but they are more risky.
If you feel lucky you can also go with Scope Lens or Razor Claw or Quick Claw or even King's Rock and Focus Band.
Focus Sash is to make sure it can take a hit. Normalium Z is for situational coverage. Lum Berry for Spore leads and statuses.
Pick the nickname you like the most.

>>31725717
this tho

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>>31725710

agreed, other champs over-ruled

>>31725754
dont you have like 9001420133769 meme points?
new champ confirmed

>>31725773
what even is that

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>>31725820
ghetto memes are an art

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so...who is champ?

>>31725836
me

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-531147363

get in my ass

>>31725820
its what we here on the internet call a "meme", specifically a "reaction image", its okay, anon, we were all new once, you'll catch up, but if you need more information check reddit and 9gag

>>31725836
boblak obviously

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>>31725836
me give team

>>31725846
cute male attract aromatisse with aromatherapy named girly farts >(:3) ==3

>>31725846
reflect type starmie

>>31725846
AV limber ditto

>>31725844
Thanks, jackass, I was talking about the B in the red square.

>>31725899
https://twitter.com/MowtenDoo/status/828851971314421760
rough explanation

>>31725846
citizen snips

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-531149737

tfw everyone falls for your ruse claim and lonely turret will still defend me

>31725899 (you)
now, now, we don't need that kind of language around here, anon

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-531151333

check em bitches

>>31725954
trippppes

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-531153087

make regice OU

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-531154385

brb spending savings account on lottery tickets

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-531156928

draked

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-531158742

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-531160412

new team

>>31725718
this or http://dogars.org/set/858

mudde

>>31724901
tfw ur 2 slow everytime

>>31725443

donnel psychic type

ditto

snips

>>31725365

magmar

MEGA FAGGOT but its mega fug

free pick z bird

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-531162294

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-531162294
intermission battle

this teams not fuc*ing ou viable

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-531165235

>>31726347
This is donnel luvdisc btw

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-531167365

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-531168504

at least donnel is going up

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-531171716

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-531175498

MY MEMBER

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-531181766

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-531183504

new champ

me or StronkFetus

Showderp build Tyranitar

SPINDA WHEEL (Spinda) @ Figy Berry
Ability: Tangled Feet
EVs: 248 HP / 252 SpD / 8 Spe
Calm Nature
- Recycle
- Metronome
- Assist
- Wish/Encore

or

Masquerain @ Leftovers
Ability: Intimidate
EVs: 248 HP / 148 Def / 4 SpD / 108 Spe
Calm Nature
- Quiver Dance
- Lunge
- Roost
- Air Slash

Kommo-o @ White Herb
Ability: Bulletproof
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Focus Blast
- Draco Meteor
- Flamethrower
- Flash Cannon

boostan roostan

lileep donnel

a smeargle named autobots
only knows transform and rollout
item, nature, etc, up to you

Fertility Flowre (Venusaur-Mega) (M) @ Venusaurite
Ability: Overgrow
EVs: 248 HP / 12 Atk / 152 Def / 96 SpD
Adamant Nature
- Bullet Seed
- Curse
- Amnesia
- Rest

boringmon (Clefable) @ Leftovers
Ability: Magic Guard
Happiness: 256
EVs: 252 HP / 128 Def / 128 SpD
Bold Nature
- Cosmic Power
- Charge Beam
- Soft-Boiled
- Stored Power

modest mewnium mew

>>31727136
a mon with really stinky farts XD

>>31727143
252 Def

>>31727143
aqua tail

>>31727143
payback

>>31727143
Ice fang

>>31727143
avalanche

>>31727143
lum berry

>>31727143
252 atk

>>31727143
level 100
seriously can u start making them be 100 only

>>31727143
4 hp

>>31727143
Impish

>>31727143
named "you first haha"

>>31727143
0 spe iv

>>31727201
meant relaxed

>>31727143
champ must type "lol fruit man" in chat whenever it is sent out

>>31727143
unnerve

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-531188922

>>31727267
this is me btw

champ, are you locked?

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-531192208

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-531192759

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-531194483

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-531196497

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-531198038

new memsas

>>31727152

warrior of light

tricced (Pinsir) @ Pinsirite
Ability: Mold Breaker
Happiness: 256
EVs: 4 HP / 252 SpA / 252 Spe
Modest Nature
- Hyper Beam
- Focus Blast
- Struggle Bug
- Stealth Rock

bonus grandpa (Drampa) @ Choice Specs
Ability: Berserk
EVs: 252 HP / 252 SpA / 4 SpD
Modest Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Draco Meteor
- Flamethrower
- Surf
- Hyper Voice

Tapu Lele @ Life Orb
Ability: Psychic Surge
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Psyshock
- Moonblast
- Draining Kiss
- Calm Mind

>>31727144
spinda

your waifu

boringmon (Clefable) @ Leftovers
Ability: Magic Guard
Happiness: 256
EVs: 252 HP / 128 Def / 128 SpD
Bold Nature
- Cosmic Power
- Charge Beam
- Soft-Boiled
- Stored Power

showderp builds Garchomp

>>31727660
Jolly, rough skin, life orb, 252 ATK 252 Speed 4 HP Stone edge earthquake swords dance and poison jabbe ;))))

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-531200037

is champ banned from talking?

>>31727738
http://pokemonshowdown.com/users/jasethy

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-531202028

Mystery Pupper (Arcanine) @ Leftovers
Ability: Intimidate
Happiness: 256
EVs: 248 HP / 8 SpA / 252 SpD
Calm Nature
- Burn Up
- Morning Sun
- Will-O-Wisp
- Snarl

>>31727738
not champ but im p sure I got shadowbanned for whatever reason

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-531204264

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-531205486

neo memos

>>31727770

David.JL (Heatran) @ Leftovers
Ability: Flash Fire
EVs: 252 HP / 252 SpA / 4 SpD
Modest Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Magma Storm
- Earth Power
- Ancient Power
- Toxic

Sunflowre (Roserade) (F) @ Firium Z
Ability: Natural Cure
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Modest Nature / Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Energy Ball / Solar Beam
- Sludge Bomb
- Weather Ball
- Sunny Day

or

Flowre Powre (Roserade) (F) @ Normalium Z
Ability: Technician
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
- Energy Ball / Giga Drain
- Sludge Bomb
- Hidden Power [Fire] / Hidden Power [Ground]
- Growth

Z-Sunny Day is +1 Speed (+ Fire Type Weather Ball) and Z-Growth is +2 Sp.Atk (+ Technician Hidden Power)

boringmon (Clefable) @ Leftovers
Ability: Magic Guard
Happiness: 256
EVs: 252 HP / 128 Def / 4 SpD
Bold Nature
- Cosmic Power
- Charge Beam
- Soft-Boiled
- Stored Power

>>31725723

Something that really makes you think

StronkFetus

porygon z w/ normalium z and conversion as one of the moves, the rest is up to you senpai

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>>31728002
hmmm...

WE WUZ TRAINERZ (Oranguru) (M) @ Iron Ball
Ability: Inner Focus
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 Def
Adamant Nature
- Zen Headbutt
- Earthquake
- Payback
- Fling

alolan trainer perhaps

>>31728000
you forgot some Evs

>>31727993 >>31727770
>>31727995
>>31727996
>>31728000 (trips get)
>>31728001 >>31725723
>>31728002

>>31728040
>>31727659

Whoops, I meant Rhyperior, my bad

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-531208265

>>31728000
128 spd i swear to god

>>31728075
suggestor here, "spd" means speed

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-531209537

>>31728075
suggestir here, i literally told god to go fu*k h**self haha

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-531211222

Postan for later, maybe the magic of dead hours will let romeo and juliet come together again.

that's xcom baby (Kingdra) @ Scope Lens
Ability: Sniper
EVs: 4 HP / 252 SpA / 252 Spe
Modest Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Hydro Pump / Surf / Scald
- Agility/Blizzard/Clear Smog
- Draco Meteor
- Focus Energy

OR

Xcom's ayyylmao Helper (Scyther) @ Eviolite
Ability: Technician
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Spe / 8 SpD
Jolly Nature
IVs: Max
- Focus Energy/Swords Dance/Agility
- Baton Pass
- Substitute
- Roost

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-531212500

fresh champagne

i dont know what your asking for there champ but here have a ROUlette rock

me or >>31728224
pls no bully

StronkFetus

fuggle (Shuckle) @ Leftovers
Ability: Sturdy
Happiness: 256
EVs: 252 HP / 88 Atk / 84 Def / 84 Sp. Def
Adamant Nature
- Acupressure
- Rollout
- Power Split
- Rest

>1-2
Hoopa Unzipped (Hoopa-Unbound) @ Salac Berry
Ability: Magician
EVs: 252 HP / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Dark Pulse
- Calm Mind
- Rest
- Block

>3-4
Gamajun (Mismagius) (F) @ Salac Berry
Ability: Levitate
EVs: 248 HP / 8 SpA / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Shadow Ball / Dark Pulse
- Calm Mind
- Rest
- Mean Look

>5-6-7
Natural Rhythm (Zygarde) @ Leftovers
Ability: Aura Break
EVs: 252 HP / 120 Def / 136 SpD
Impish Nature
- Thousand Arrows
- Dragon Dance
- Rest
- Block

>8-9-0
Chudo Yudo (Zygarde) @ Salac Berry
Ability: Aura Break
EVs: 252 HP / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Thousand Arrows
- Coil
- Rest
- Block

Pheromosa @ Leftovers
Ability: Beast Boost
EVs: 248 HP / 52 Def / 104 SpD / 104 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Rapid Spin
- Roost
- Lunge
- High Jump Kick/whatever

z conversion porygon z with only signal beam as an attack

space anuse

>>31728392
so just conversion and signal beam?

>>31728398
no, you can use other status moves

>>31728398
you can use status moves, like nasty plot, toxic etc.

>>31728398
as attack
you can use 2 other moves
suggester cannot prove otherwise

make it recover and something else like embargo to ignore scarf and eviolite or wonder room to hit special walls

>>31728412
i already said he could
>embargo
i'm not trying to shit on him man

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>>31728412
>unironically embargo
im never listening to a word you say anon

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-531216532

>>31728384
>not the dyxia speed spread

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-531218867
1-0

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-531219125
2-0

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-531223419

80+ turn waste of time
2-1

it's really freaking late

new champ. apologies for the succ

iron hoge

Is there an OU mon that can reliably OHK Toxapex, Landorus and Ferrothorn without setting up?

>>31728791
Perhaps nidoking? nidoking learns flamethrower, ice beam and earth power. while earth power probably doesnt ohko toxapex, it definitely 2hko's

>>31728791
specs lele

>>31728791
>>31728849
>>31728861
Goodra (M) @ Choice Specs
Ability: Sap Sipper
EVs: 2 HP / 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Modest Nature
- Fire Blast
- Thunderbolt
- Ice Beam
- Dragon Tail

>>31728791
>>31728849
Nah, choice specs tyranitar with ice beam, flamethrower and thunderbolt has got you covered. Also give it edgy rocks so that it can set up edgy rocks

>>31728871
that 2HP was obviously a mistype heh dunno how that happened

CHAMP
WHEN

I'll champ for like 3 games but be warned

Free pick named after a meme

>>31728224
THE POWERS OF DEAD HOURS COMMAND THEE!

Ghost type named DEAD HOURS RULE

>>31728224
MINUTE POST TIMES

Shrekle

hoge

well my internet just cut out literally 2 seconds after I posted that, so if I disappear for a while you know why

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-531235578

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-531236951

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-531238026

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-531239310

new champ

me

Naive Endure Sceptile if tim has hazard removal

Rapid Spin Dhelmise or Defog Golbat otherwise

Bygone Evil (Masquerain) (M) @ Choice Scarf
Ability: Intimidate
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- U-turn
- Flash
- Defog
- Scary Face

>>31728224
This again

Forretress

boringmon (Clefable) @ Leftovers
Ability: Magic Guard
Happiness: 256
EVs: 252 HP / 128 Def / 128 SpD
Modest Nature
- Cosmic Power
- Charge Beam
- Soft-Boiled
- Stored Power

V4P0RW4V3 (Illumise) @ Leftovers
Ability: Prankster
EVs: 248 HP / 8 Def / 252 SpD
Calm Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Charm
- Wish
- Protect
- Encore

>>31729292
>>31729285
>>31729282
>>31729281
>>31729280
>>31729278
fire hazards
>>31729277
smokey

trying a meme

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-531243210

Should I replace the Golbat with Naive Sceptile with Hone Claws and Grasswhistle

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-531244628

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-531246484

literally facing nothing but smogonsets

impeach any time i wont take it personally

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-531248603

NEW AG TEAM

Chimecho @ Leftovers
Ability: Levitate
EVs: 252 HP / 124 Def / 132 SpD
Bold Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Stored Power
- Cosmic Power
- Rest
- Skill Swap

anything with eviolite and double team

THe RoᴀcH

balloon of evasion (Drifblim) @ Normalium Z
Ability: Aftermath
Shiny: Yes
Happiness: 256
EVs: 252 Def / 4 SpA / 252 SpD
Bold Nature
- Flash
- Minimize
- Shadow Ball
- Calm Mind

Another chimecho

mega medicham with bulkup and substitute

>>31729467
OHKO pokemon

>>31729481
but change Skill Swap to Sleep Talk

>>31729477
what is this, rhyperior?

>>31729494
THe RoᴀcH (Arceus) @ Lum Berry
Ability: Multitype
Happiness: 256
EVs: 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Swords Dance
- Last Resort
-
-

Wouldn't it be hot if an Alolan youngster got bullied by his friends to put his dick in a Pyuku? He'd be be embarrassed but he had to do it, so he asked his best friend to accompany him and help find one. Eventually they find one hiding behind a big rock at a beach. The youngster would stare at it nervously while the Pyuku would just stare back with its blank emotionless expression, it not even having a proper brain. After intoxicating the Pyuku with some Sea Incense, the two boys managed to pull the Pyuku off the rocks without it aggro-ing, but the effort and the hot Alolan sun would have left them with quite the sweat. Slowly, the dared youngster would prod and pry at the Pyuku's mouth and stick it in. The intoxicated Pyuku would convulse slightly and tighten to the boy's panic. He quickly withdrew his finger only to find that the Pyuku's slimy innards had latched on to his finger. His friend would be especially grossed by the sight and tell the youngster to hurry up and get it over with, and proceed to turn away.
The youngster lowers his pants, revealing his untanned nether regions and his genitals. Using the same hand covered in the Pyuku innards, he begins to touch his penis, at first with his bare skin but then rubbing it against the gooey white intestines. At this point the dazed Pyuku begins to stir and it feels its innards touching something warm and hard. It wakes up and reels its innards back into its mouth, pulling in the youngster by his dick which was wrapped in said intestines. The youngster let out a yelp of surprise, and his friend who was on the lookout whispered angrily to be quiet and not attract attention, only to turn around and see what happened.
The Pyuku was awake and agitated and latched on to the youngster crotch while the youngsters dick was deep inside its body. The sensation of the Pyuku's soft intestines compressed in its small body around the youngsters dick was pure ecstasy. Cont

He would begin stroking his own member jealously while his friend was getting the blowjob of a lifetime. Then he remembered what the ancient Alolan's used to say, that a Pyuku's mouth and anus could were pretty much interchangable. With this knowledge, he went over to his orgasming friend and grabbed the other end of the Pyuku, and thrusted his hardened member inside. This end had a lot more of the slimy intestines compared to its mouth, which meant a lot more resistance, but through sheer determination he squeezed through it in a single thrust. The youngster and his friend gasped as both their penises met and touched inside the Pyuku's body, covered in the now warm, caressing and stimulating innards. The two friends momentarily woke from their incredible ecstasy and looked in each other’s eyes. They then kissed passionately, their tounges invading each other’s mouths as the Pyuku's stimulations intensified. The two friends gripped the Pyuku harder, thrusting and thrusting, their prepubescent penises swollen to adult sizes, not clashing head on with each other, but sliding against each other inside the Pokemon. At last they couldn't handle it anymore and with one final thrust from each they leaned and came together while the Pyuku's innards gave one final squeeze. Slowly, those innards relaxed and massaged their penises, letting all the cum flow out as their dicks deflated. The two friends lay down on the sandy beach, the Alolan sun's glaring down on them with its warmth. The Pyuku, tired from all the exertion, fell asleep, making soft cooing noises accompanied by a slight gurgling of semen. As per Alolan tradition, the two boys carried the now slightly heavier Pyuku and threw it into water, letting the waves take it away.
The two friends then washed themselves in the sea, and went home, knowing that the Pyuku would return and would be waiting in the same spot.

>>31729520
>the now slightly heavier Pyuku

i always laugh at this part

>>31729482
medichamite is banned, skipped this sorry

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7anythinggoes-531251163

ok new champ sorry i got dinner

me or Rock Lee

>>31729578
naive endure sceptile

angery meta cade (Landorus-Therian) @ Choice Band
Ability: Intimidate
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Explosion
- Earthquake
- Stone Edge
- Facade

THUNDERDOGE

>>31729578
Kahn's Appendix (Golem-Alola) @ Focus Sash
Ability: Galvanize
EVs: 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Explosion
- Stealth Rock
- Toxic
- Stone Edge

>>31729469
this again

20% (Togetic) @ Eviolite
Ability: Serene Grace
Happiness: 256
EVs: 252 HP / 128 Def / 128 SpD
Modest Nature
- Ancient Power
- Ominous Wind
- Baton Pass
- Roost

>>31729585
leld

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-531254484

first game now!

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-531255254

>>31729637
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-531257082

>>31729676
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-531259237

>>31729721
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-531260541

>>31729752
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-531262849

>>31729811
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-531263010

new team please

Mr mime

banded alola muk

Porygon-Z @ Normalium Z
Ability: Adaptability
Shiny: Yes
Happiness: 0
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Conversion
- Last Resort

Sitre Meryamun (Cofagrigus) (F) @ Leftovers
Ability: Mummy
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 248 HP / 8 Def / 252 SpD
Calm Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Mean Look
- Curse
- Rest
- Iron Defense

subCM Alakazam-Mega

A pokemon

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-531266062

>>31729881
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-531268383

>>31729907
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-531271104

new team please!

fierce andy (Aggron) (M) @ Leftovers
Ability: Sturdy
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Atk / 252 Def
Impish Nature
- Block
- Curse
- Substitute
- Iron Tail

specs wurmple

bootleg hoge

choice band regenerator mienshao with u turn

gibe tendies (Graveler-Alola) @ Eviolite
Ability: Galvanize
EVs: 252 Atk / 252 Def / 4 SpD
Brave Nature
IVs: 0 Spe
- Return
- Gyro Ball
- Rest
- Curse

dadde hoge
252 spdef and an ass vest
everything else is up to champ

>>31729975
OH MY GOD KILL

>>31729973
no tendies left (Golem-Alola) @ Toxic Orb
Ability: Galvanize
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 Def / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Facade
- Rock Polish
- Rock Slide
- Earthquake

>>31729975
free pick named "ur 2 slo"

>>31729967
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-531274393

>>31730013
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-531276296

>>31730042
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-531278486

new ag team

Hoct (Octillery) (M) @ Leftovers
Ability: Moody
EVs: 252 HP / 4 SpA / 252 SpD
Calm Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Protect
- Substitute
- Hydro Pump
- Fire Blast

Fug