Pick one

>>31587365
Tepig

>>31587365
wotter

bulbasaur

>>31587365
owl

>>31587374

>>31587365
Squirtle

>>31587365
My jelly levels are off the chart, I want all of them

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>>31587365

Popplio

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>>31587374
>>31587386
>Tepig, huh? Tepigs are pretty cool you suppose. Hang on where are you? Everything seems white and empty... and you can't really remember what's going on. Maybe let's start with something simple. Let's see if you can remember your name. Should be pretty easy. After all, you'd never forget your own name, since it was announced with a resounding dubs

shit the lighting is terrible here. buuuut it's the most comfortable spot to do this so I apologize for nothing!

>>31587454
Ruddiger

>>31587454
Winslow

>>31587454
Hamilton

>>31587454
Big Dumb Faggot Nigger

>>31587454
Faithful

>>31587454
Assjuice

>>31587478
Reroll

>>31587454
cockwhore

>>31587454
Trump

>>31587454
Goosh

>>31587492
Reroll

>>31587454
Ron Potter

>>31587454
Pig

>>31587454
It's Trump

>>31587487
Reroll for Winslow

>>31587478
one last try

>>31587535
reroll

>>31587454
Benis

>>31587454
Dumbass, but it's pronounced Jeffery

>>31587555
Wew!

>>31587454
Gip

>>31587365
Bulbasaur.

>>31587558
Reroll.

>>31587592
One more try.

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>>31587555
>Yes, of course! Your name is Ron. Ron Potter. And it was with a Trips, no less! How could that have slipped your mind
>You do feel weird though... almost like... you're a pokemon! Walking over to a nearby lake confirms your suspicions as the reflection looking back at you is not the human face you've known for years, but that of a Tepig's!

from here on out, I'll ask for #s but dubs overrides, trips overrides dubs, etc

>>31587454
Ron Potter

why trips doesn´t count?

Snivy.

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>>31587609
>Your thoughts are interrupted as off in the distance you hear a loud noise. A call for help, in fact! No time to dwell on the how or why of your sudden pokemon-ness at the moment...
>Up ahead you can just make out a couple of figures. One of them kind of looks familiar... maybe another pokemon from a couple post ago in fact... another starter pokemon? Huh. Maybe a post with an 8 could help you see better.

>>31587658
mudkip

>>31587658
Oshawott

>>31587658
gib 8

>>31587658
Popplio

>>31587658
Mudkip

>>31587658
Oshawott

>>31587658
popplio

>>31587678
>>31587668
L O L

>>31587658
Totodile.

Chimchar

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>>31587688
stop these 8s

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>>31587668
>>31587678
>>31587688
I came here to check those 8s

>>31587658
Turtwig

>>31587673
reroll for this

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>>31587668
>>31587678
>>31587688
>>31587698
where were you when wotter was confirmed the king of eights?

>>31587658
Bulbasaur.

>>31587699
and then dubs came along and destroyed those 8s

>>31587717
But >>31587688 already got dubs

>>31587658
Chimchar.

>>31587724
But he wasn't rolling [/spoiled]

>>31587724
all that says is L O L

>>31587724
but he wasn´t voting for any starter in that post, just quoting

>>31587658
Totodile

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>>31587668
>>31587678
dang, you guys and your gen 5 mons
>Yes! Up ahead is definitely an Oshawott and it looks terrified at the moment, surrounded by some angry looking bird mons. Oh man, what should you do? If only you had a 5 to decide.

>>31587717
>>31587724
ok, flaw in the system, I took the pic before that was rolled. Uhhh, I guess I'll have a cutoff of like 5 min?

>>31587658
Oshawott

>>31587764
rolling

>>31587776
Rape the oshawott

>>31587776
ice beam

>>31587776
grab tailow with mouth and use as sword to fight the others

>>31587776
Rollout

>>31587776
Kill yourself

>>31587776
Real talk, though, glad you guys didn't pick chimchar or fennekin. They don't stand on their own

>>31587776
release him

>>31587776
let it get raped and go for the sexy popplio

>>31587776
fucking kill the birds

>>31587776
Use tackle on spearow

>>31587776
Put your dick in starly

>>31587835
winner

>>31587816
re

>>31587834
reroll

>>31587776
Fuck those niggas up.

>>31587776
let it die and joint the birbs

>>31587877
do not do this

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>>31587835
>You don't really know the situation that well, you must save that poor oshawott. I mean, it's another starter mon, right? AND from the same region. That's like, closer than brothers. You gotta stand together! Overcome with rage at these birds hurting your unova starter bro, you resolve to just straight up kill these asshole birds. No real plan here, so you just bum rush the taillow

>>31587776
Wreck the birbs.

>>31587893
but dubs demand

>>31587877
DUBS HAVE SPOKEN

>>31587904
NO
FUCK YOU

>>31587904
>VERY fast Tepig running at incredible hihg speed

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>>31587877
>>31587911
>>31587922
>tfw already past the 5 minute cut-off
such a sad waste of all these glorious numbers

>>31587937
5 min cutoff, dumbass

>>31587949
>>31587954
Fuck your shitstain 5minute fucking cutoff you faggot nigger cock sucking infested cum swallowing yeast drizzling aids crackin slurpee slut

the birds win
and the fucking Dubs reign king

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>>31587990

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>>31587904
>Having taken the taillow by surprise, you fling it aside, knocking it out.
>The spearow of the group hops in between you and the scared oshawott
Spearow: Ey yo, back off! This otter here stepped into OUR forest and ate OUR seeds. We took forever gathering them, so now we're getting what we're due, either seeds, money, or blood!

Oshawott: I didn't! It was one seed laying in the grass! You guys weren't even around until after I had eaten it!

>Now what? A 3 might be a good idea.

>>31588008
form a peace conference to negotiate a deal

>>31588008
blood

>>31588008
Tell the birds to back off before Tepig embers all their seeds

>>31588008
Ember

>>31588008
you are tired of all this shit, leave these faggots alone and go for popplio

>>31588033
But does Tepig know Ember already?

>>31588033
Trips to beat it, you got 3 min

>>31587365
snivy

>>31588046
reroll

c´mon trips

>>31588066
>>31588008
dubs with snivy, start all over again

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>>31588033
>Without a care for all this squabbling and without responding to either party, you dig into your new pokemon instincts and unleash a ember at the feet of the nearest pokemon, which happens to be the spearow, burning it severely.
>Spearow utters off a string of expletives while flapping its wings to try and quell the flames. Starly comes up and pecks at its wings urgently.
Starly: C'mon man, it's not working with these guys it's not worth the trouble!

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>>31588142
>The bird trio grabs their KOed friend and awkwardly hobble off through the trees.

Oshawott: Thanks... sorry to drag you into that. I got a bit lost in the forest and those birds came in and caught me by surprise. They got me pretty bad... I don't suppose I could trouble you to help me back to my village? I'll gladly give you a meal and a place to sleep for the night. What say you?

>With a 9, you respond...

>>31588207
"Is that sexual harassment?"

>>31588207
>"I'm not hungry, faggot"

>>31588207
kill Oshawott and then eat it.

>>31588215
Re

>>31588207

"You seem like a nice guy, but I'm not looking for that sort of relationship right now."

>>31588207
Don't sayou anything and just keep walking

>>31588207
don't eat me please

>>31588207
use your seduction ability

>>31588230
reroll for this

>>31588215
>>31588236
Reroll

>>31588207
Bring me your most eligible women!

>>31588207
"Sure, but where's the nearest brothe?l"

>>31588207
leave it alone and go for popplio

>>31588266
dubs get

>>31588207
Um ok.

>>31588207
I want fug

>>31588207
I want tacos mommy

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>>31588266

>>31588207
Benis

>>31588207
No fuck off I want a different starter

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>>31588266
Oshawott: Uhh, I mean... we've got some female pokemon back at the village... I think... it's hard to tell sometimes. Why don't we get back to the village and you can see them for yourself.
But uh, I don't really know where we are. It looks like there's a ravine up the north path or a cave down the southeast path. I'll let you decide how we go.

>1 decides

>>31588207
Give me my kiss for saving you girl

>>31588348
jump down the ravine

>>31588348
let's go to the cave, but first, you must kiss me

>>31588348
Right is right

>>31588348
North.

>>31588355
Dubs.

>>31588348
Potter and Oshawott go to the village but all girls have been kidnaped

>>31588348
Up, to the sky

>>31588348
Let's go southeast!

>>31588348
cave

>>31588383
reroll

>>31588383
reroll

>>31588348
Bathroom break.

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>>31588355
>You head north towards the ravine, intent on jumping down it. For some reason.

>>31588421
diaper beam lol

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>>31588439

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>>31588452
Oshawott: Uh... Should we... uh...

>>31588452
Does Oshawott have a tramp stamp?

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>>31588472

>>31588482
did we start a forest fire

>>31588482
Will that come back to bite us in the ass? I bet it will.

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>>31588482
>You come upon a large ravine. There seems to be a thin, crumbly bridge connecting the two sides. It's too dark to see all the way down, but it sure looks like a long drop. Are... are you sure you want to jump down there? Really sure? 7 sure?

>>31588538
eat oshawott

>>31588538
We are 700% sure, jump off

>>31588538
Maybe go see if those birds we beat up will help us safely descend.

>>31588538
turn back & rape oshawot

>>31588538
jump
theres a portal at the bottom trust me

>>31588555
winner winner

>>31588538
anon is secretly part of dev team of the new mystery dungeon game
screencap this.

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>>31588555
>Yeah... those birds are probably not gonna be happy with you right now...

>>31588603
Cross the bridge with reckless abandon

>>31588603
Bring them a peace-offering and put out the fire. Any ideas for the peace-offering?

>>31588603
Rape and cum on oshawott

>>31588630
offer oshawott as their personal twink

>>31588637
-_- why must you make me do horrible things

>>31588603
tepig cums in oshawott's juicy pokepussy

>>31588630
rape Oshawott and then let the birbs rape her too

>>31588637
not for sexual

>>31588655
dubs confirm that this will get the birds to help

>>31588603
Have Oshawott use water gun on the flames, then try to make ammends with the birbs.

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>>31588637
>Overcome with a sudden, utterly insatiable lust, you sneak up on Oshawott and hop up on your piggy hind legs in an attempt to mount him. Startled, Oshawott begins to teeter on the cliffside...

>>31588603
Tell Oshawott to extingish the fire.

>>31588603
fucking jump, pussy, that fire is getting closer

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>>31588721

>>31588721
STOP THAT

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>>31588721
HAPEN

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>>31588721
>>31588745

>>31588721
I better see some cum on that Oshawott, anon.

>>31588745
And then the someone/something swoop in and saves them because reasons

>>31588745
oshawott was a female and is pregnate

>>31588745
A mysteryous flying pokemon comes all of sudden and saves them

>>31588781
Rolling for this too

>>31588799
Yis

>>31588781
rolling

>>31588781
Rolling for this.

>>31588781
this

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>>31588745
>Down down down the two of you tumble into the pitch black abyss. I GUESS THIS IS WHAT YOU WANTED ANYWAY. Had to try and rape an oshawott in between, why not. What awaits you at the bottom... who knows...

Sorry guys! That's all I have time for right now. If you guys liked this, I can come back later tonight to do some more, I guess starting with >>31588799

>>31588842
see yo later OP

>>31588842
Had a good time, waiting for you next thread. Could you mention this thread in the new one?

>>31588781
rolling last time

>>31588884
Will do. I'll name it /vpmd/ vp mystery dungeon next time

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>>31588842
Later, Opee!

>>31588906
I hope it doesn't count as RP.

>>31587711
>king of eights
>an eightman
>eight is otto in Italian, the language now spoken in Rome
Great Sultan Osha Wotter of the Osman Turks confirmed true Roman Emperor

>>31588906
Great.

>>31587365
Uuuummm, green!