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Previously on /guz/: >>31288229
Postcuteart and fic.
>>31321222
good tripsthough she looks like shes fucking 6
>>31321244
>tfw his mouth game is strong
>all these shipfics that try to find every other way to say that Guzma is scary without outright saying he's scary because romanticising aggressive tendencies is unhealthy
Fuck that gay shit. Ya boy expresses himself in inappropriately intimidating ways and it's hot.
>>31321270
Maybe they don't use that word because they don't want to go as far as saying the person he's fucking is scared of him because that's not the intention?
>>31321270
It's called creativity. They just don't want to have to use "scary" as every description.
Can I get a translation? This is cute.
>>31321270
It's funny because nothing about Guzma is scary to me. Him being described as a "bully", which is an incredibly weak word, and breaking shit isn't intimidating to me. It's just like someone throwing a tantrum. Maybe it's also because this is Pokemon and all the "beating down" anyone does is through Pokemon battles, not fists on faces.
Tl;dr: Guzma isn't scary.
>>31321337
I just saw that one. Looks like it's implying, "How did I think this cuddle bear was scary at one point?"
>>31321268i want him to eat me like hes on death row and im his last meal
>>31321350
Especially if you consider the Grunts and his team in general. They're not an intimidating force; they're a bunch of troublemakers. Annoying, but not inherently terrifying or scary at all.
>>31321357
Kek
Same here. I'mchurning like crazy down there after looking at that lewd eatout comic.
>>31321350
I don't think he was supposed to be. They have him do that ridiculous animation in response to losing, his dialogue is like a typical poser gangster, and his team is purposefully not scary.
>>31321375
anon.
you know what i want.please
>>31321375l i n k m e
>>31321423
Pic unrelatedhttp://touch.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=60881023
>>31321447
>hand holding during oral
my heart's gonna nut
Our boi dies.
He is killed.
How does the Pokeworld react?
>>31321526
https://youtu.be/HGS3VVqRuaI
>>31321526
no
>>31321447
Thank
>>31321526
most of alola doesnt really react, some people even celebrate
but team skull holds a special funeral in po town and pot-plants guzmania in his throne room. golisopod never leaves the room and ends up starving. they spend weeks in depression and plumeria doesnt leave the trailer park until an old lady comes to find her
>"excuse me, are you a member of team skull?"
>"we aren't around anymore, grandma. beat it."
>"im sorry, i just...i want to know what happened to my son"
>>31321447
>Orgasms so hard she passes out
>>31321447
Translation when?
>he sees your butt/breasts/benis
>>31321883
>his face when I pull his pants and boxers down, and his erectcocksprings out.
>>31321626
The bitch that put him through years of child abuse together with her husband?
Spare me with your crocodile tears old woman.
>>31321907>you will never get on your knees and sloppily suck his cock in a semi-public place
>you will never push his hips against the wall he's leaning against to stop his bucking
>he will never tangle his fingers in your hair and double over from the pleasure
>he will never struggle to not make any noise so somebody doesn't catch you
>he will never fail miserably
>>31321994
You know what mama likes.
>>31321955
I don't think his mother had anything to do with it, but I don't think she ever tried to help/stop it. It seems like she's the type to deny anything bad happening around here as a coping mechanism.
>>31321994
>you will never circle his head with the tip of your tongue, teasing him as you lap up the pre-cum that oozes from his slit
>you will never listen to him groan above you as he fucks your throat as much as he can with the limited movement he has, his long-fingered hands tightening in your hair
>you will never feel his cock twitch as he empties himself into your throat
>you will never swallow every last drop of his hot seed
>>31322152
>>31322152
>>31321526
Shizzma deserved it.
>>31322267
Ftfy
>>31321447
Imagine riding Guzmas dick and suddenly, you grab him by the neck strangling him slowly until he is just limb in your hands.
>Not having him choking you
Weirdo
>>31322460
What's the matter?
Tell me /guz/, how does it feel having the life of our boi vanish inside your hands,
>>31322594
Ment to reply to >>31322436
>>31322120
Enablers are still just as bad as the main abusers.
>>31322668
feels less than stellar
>>31322788
Come on. I know deep inside you want to free Guzma from his pain of never being loved and always being hated.
i want to be part of their family
>>31322889
Shout out to the team aqua grunt and Maxie
>>31321994
>>31322152
>>31322436
>>31322460
This is the kind of content I come here for
>>31322889
>Maxie is doing it wrong
Oh I'm laffin
>>31323200
I have to give them props for their dedication to staying in character
>>31323200
>>31323257
thats the team magma pose you silly dipsticks
>>31323293
It's a pretty fucking stupid pose, though.looks like intentionally wrong dabbing for contrarian asshatsTeam Magma are contrarian asshats
>>31322788Young Guzma murders my heart
How did you think Guzma would be as a dad? Would he even want to be one?
>>31323371
probably not, but if he found out he had a kid he'd definitely recruit em to the team and make them the next boss
post team skull headcanons
- the entire team has dye parties once a month. no one believes guzma's hair is actually white but they're too afraid to ask if the carpets match the drapes. plumeria does everyone's hair.
>>31324656
Maybe it's just wishful thinking but I headcanon that theyhave wild orgies at the Shady House
>>31324656
they cant afford the best food and mostly have to resort to stealing berries
sometimes they'll get into fisticuffs with delibirds to pinch them
>>31324752
You know, this reminds me that since Guzma's childhood home was close to the berry place do you think Guzma is secretly some kind of connoisseur of berries?
>>31321337
You're right. It is very cute.
>>31325291
god bless thats too cute
now i need a fic of them being a cute domestic couple
>>31325291
das cue mang
>>31325291
It's too adorable! He is a cuddle bear!
>>31325291
You've done me a great service, Translator-Anon.
>>31326923
i'd pet his head in a friendly manner
>>31327001
Give him all the head pats
>>31327001
>>31327167
He has the cutest face.
>>31327651
he is quite the lovely
I see everyone's bans are expiring
>>31327767
thankfully
>>31327767
Ain't gonna keep me down!
>>31327651
I want to caress his qt3.14 face so badly
>>31327987
relatable
>>31327767
Bans, what? Sorry, bit out of the loop.
>>31328172someone was goading people into post their favourite nsfw pics of guz and then reported them allfilthy traitorous commie scum
Oh god, all of these Guzmas are delicious!
>>31328449
spicy
Post fic
>>31328561
youre going to eat him?not that i blame you
>>31328586
I'm not that anon but I'd eathis ass
shhhh let him sleep
>>31328689
sleep tight my darling boii'm still gonna wake you up with a bj
>>31328586
Delicious as inI want to trail my tongue across his chest and stomach. Then go trekking across his neck. And then? Give him an intense bobbin' on his cock 'til he comes into my mouth.
I do not want to eat himonly his cum
>>31328689
Oh no, he is so cute
>>31328753
>>31328888
You wouldn'teat his ass? How dare you neglect ANY part of Guzma, anon.
>>31328888
>quads
fucking nice
Plumeria is cute! CUTE!
>>31328963
Guzbee! Sorry, but I have some standards. I'd kiss his asswith spankies from my hands
>>31328972
Thank you. I only speak truths!
Small edit, but what the fug is this?
>>31329132
where in the world did you find this image
>>31329140
I need TP for my bunghole.
Modern enough for ya?
Will shoving these fingers up your poo canon make it more modern?
Scizor me timbers
>>31329158
oh dear i think we're about to tumble down the flaseflag shitpost hole again
>>31329186
Mega Guzma
"Kukui, are you making boner?"
"Shh, Guz. Let it happen."
"Kukui, your spouse will express displeasant!"
"She knows, fella."
>>31329193
Why do bad things happen toarguablygood people
Ayy lmao pass the weed nigga guz.
>>31329218
bc faggots hate fun apparently
"Don't mind her; she just discovered Jhonen Vasquez."
We Nick Baitin'
6.5/10
Because I am a connoisseur of Funyuns.
how many bad pictures did you sift through and save to your pc to do this bit?
Waiting for the ass like
Bitch, I got eternity.
>sans = guz
what would you do if you woke up next to him?
>>31329341
get up and make him some lovely tapu cocoa
>>31329299
Was keeping her alive, and look now see.
>>31329341
immediately jerk it
Does anyone have a gif or something of Guzma doing the Buginium-Z move
rember
>>31330029
always
has there been any wholesome vanilla love making fic yet?
>>31330122
So far everything is fairly kinky
>>31330223
darn it you guysi mean im not complaining
I want to keep Guzma on a leash. First I start licking his balls and dick then take a ride on his dick. When I look down on his red face I slowly start pulling on his leash making it tighter and tighter until he finally stops breathing. He's just lying there silently and you still keep riding that stupid boys dick.
>>31330285
well i hope youre ready for him to piss inside you when you asphyxiate him
>>31330285
>named after a flower that dies after it blooms
post yfw
>>31330363
>>31330386
i bet youre a real hoot at parties
>>31330315
You don't kill him, he's just passed out.
When he wakes up he won't remember a single thing but will still have marks on his neck. Stupid boy won't understand how those got there however.
>>31330285
>>31330419
calm down lusamine
>>31330412
I just never get to use that one
>>31329341
snuggle into his warmth and fall back to sleep
>>31330419
>>31330285
While he's already on a leash you could also tie him to a chair and start spanking his butt with a paddle until it's all red. Afterwards, you start slapping his face until his lip starts bleeding.
will him being a faller ever come back into play or is gamefreak just going to ignore that huge plothole/missed oppurtunity
>>31330536
>faller
A what?
>>31330559
have you played through the ultra beast missions?
>>31330569
>ultra beast missions
The what?
>>31330588
have you played the game at all?
>>31330514
And once you are done you tie him to a pole outside, buttnaked, where he can spend the night. Don't forget to "wash him" with a bucket of water.
>>31330285
>>31330605
>>31330419
>>31330514
careful you dont cut yourself on that edge there kiddo
>>31330597
>game
The what?
>>31330622
Not my fault y'all are boring masochists. I am not killing Guzma. Sure, I might be hurting him, but that's just my kink. He's just so bullyable.<3
why do i get the feeling that the cringeposter, the edgelord and this cunt>>31330588 are all the same guy
>>31330653
>masochism
what masochism has been in this thread?
sorry loving relationships are such a trigger
>>31330682
You must have missed the whole thing with a lot of posters here admitting to wanting Guzma to choke or do other awful things to us, it was a few threads back, really it was more to annoy an anti-guzma poster in the thread at the time but yeah it got filthy in here.
>>31330712
nice.
but if you're gonna bag on masochists expect to be bagged on for being a sadist. if youre really so adamant about it and not just doing it to disrupt the thread and i'll throw you a bone
>>31330752
Ah sorry I should have mentioned, different anon than the sadist anon posting, I'm just not surprised to see multiple levels of kinky fucks in the thread
>>31330752
You're the one calling me edgy because of my kinks. Our boy is just so easy to bully I have to take advantage of that. He's also a virgin anyway so he'd let anything happen to him.
>they will never feature in the anime with a team rocket-esque dynamic
>>31330816
They're too good characters they would break the anime.
Or better yet JOIN team rocket in hopes of fucking over ash. not officially, just ya boi and ya girl start bumming it with jessie and james cause of some super petty reason against ash.
>>31330773
>He's also a virgin anyway so he'd let anything happen to him.
NO WAY, THERE WAS THAT HOT CHICK THAT ONE TIME, WHO HAD LIKE HUUGE BOOBIES AND EVERYTHING. YOU JUST DON'T KNOW HER CAUSE SHE LIVES IN JHOTO!
>>31330847
>golisopod and wobbuffet hanging out and being dorks
>meowth constantly trying to get salazzle's attention
this shit writes itself
>>31330875
>Guzma keeps calling james out on how gay his plans are, but keeps staring at him in disguise
>>31330888trips confirm james isfeminine
jesse almost becomes like a mum took them, telling them to clean up after themselves and how unruly kids these days are
call the police this thread is filthy
>>31330925
the edgelords always ruin the fun: /
>>31330942
truth
lets post some fic, shall we?
this is a new one thats short and lil sloppy but still fun
http://archiveofourown.org/works/9215903
>>31330925
We can go even more filthy
But I don't want bully our boi
Guzma is for bullying us
>>31330974
thus sayeth the lord
>>31330974
hasn't our boy been through enough shit in his life?? :c
>>31330996
Exactly, no bullying our boi
>>31330974
>>31330996
>>31331096
see these guys get it
>>31331145
only love for the boy
I hate to say it, but these threads are becoming cancer.
Guzma is perfect for being bullied.
I also like to imagine that he is oblivious to everything and his childhood trauma caued him to never even masturbate so he eventually developed a really weird relationship to sex and mentally is still a kid.
I want to bully him hard.
>ya boy a virgin
>sucking Guzma
>the semen that has been built up through 10-20 years flows down your throat
>you can't swallow it all
>he is still coming on your face and your clothes are getting soaked
>>31333114
...A-anon. So much semen doesn't stay clogged up. It's not healthy.
>Guzma is lying on his belly half naked, sleeping
>you give him a massage
>he wakes up and tries to shush you
>but he likes it and burries his face into the bed
>so you keep on massaging him
>>31333329
It's not that much anon, you just can't swallow it all at once and when he comes in ya face it's flowing down your chest and your clothes
>>31333346
Massage fic WHEN
>>31333849http://archiveofourown.org/works/9103558
>Team Skull obviously listens to Nanu, but he doesn't exactly seem to be on their side.
what did they mean by this?
>>31334233
Where is this from?
>>31334369
Pokemon Sun and Moon's Official Strategy Guide
>you will never be her
Feels awful, /guz/.
Even Nanu hates Shizzma.http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=60781823
>>31330920
And then suddenly, even MORE mouths to feed in Bewear's den.
Bully Guzma VS bullied by Guzma
Take the poll /guz/ has always needed to take!
http://www.strawpoll.me/12085534
>>31334443
gib sauce
>>31335934
http://imgur.com/a/8dZaw
Here ya go, Anon.
>>31335882
>no both option
>>31336016
You can just tick both answers.
>>31335882
wannabe sadist fags BTFO
>>31336022
Huh, I didn't even notice that you could select multiple answers.I picked "bullied by Guzma", anyway.
good morning folks
thanks for keeping the thread semi-active
>>31322889
>gladion's hands are still in the edgy pose
50 quantum keks
>>31336189
So what do we think Guzmas age is?
>>31336225
popular vote is around 23 i think
Current results!
>>31335882
>>31336016
Jesus, those are some huge nipples.
I usually like huge nipples but...nah, not in this case. Guzma needs small nips.
>>31336193
>>31336193
i never even noticed
god bless
>>31336371
What will bugswole do?
>>31336268
Nice to see this isn't just masochistic virgins.
>>31336441
It's also sadist virgins
i find it funny how people still think guzma was infatuated with lusamine when this is what he says after she presumably dies
>>31336441
calm down buddy. let people have their fun
>>31336409
get guzma senpai to notice him
>>31336500
He's so cute! Help me!
>>31336441
Most of those remaining in the thread are GuzMoonfags so these results aren't surprising.
>>31335882
honestly surprised theres more than 5 people in here
>>31336731
well they actually have potential and chemistry so you cant blame us
>>31336824
They have the chemistry you want them to. That's the point of a self insert pairing.
I'm fine with GuzMoon but it's obvious when a poster is one and their tastes tend to align a certain way. That's all I was saying.
>>31336731
I like guzmoon, wouldnt mind some more guzsun to mix things up
>>31336850
yes, you've said this a few times, but is there actualy any guzsun content?
>>31337045
It's mostly porn I think, Ive seen a few cute comics though, dont have any on me
>>31337045
Also I think you got me mixed up with a different anon? Only said this just now
>>31336987
What ARE they trying to accomplish?
>>31337152
Probably makes more sense in context of the original post, thought it was cute enough as a standalone
http://kiyuyu.tumblr.com/post/155693767707/awkwardterezi-cryingpyromaniac-really-quick
>>31337185
Oh, I misread "huggable" as "hug a ble"
>>31337045
I love this picture. I wasn't even a guzhead, but how can one man be so based. My head canon is that I only beat him due to having hacked pokemon and shit even though I didn't
I fucking hate Guzma
>>31338679
Now I feel stumped, usually I am the one to bully Guzma (even though I love him) but this isn't even creative.
>>31338679
fuck
off
Ghetsis
>>31338740
Okay let me try again
I want to break both of Guzma's kneecaps with a golf club then leave him in a dark room to suffer and die from exposure!
>>31338848
Guzma can do that to me any day.
>>31338848
Exposure to what?
Anon, this isn't even bullying, this is just horrible.
>>31334195I fucking loved this fic and while it's great as a one-shot I would have liked to see it continued...
>Lusamine kills Guzma for everyone to see
How would you react, /guz/? Would it impact the story?
>>31340196
It'd make Lillie realize her mother is a psychopath bitch and leave her to rot with the jellyfish
>>31339828
Me too since the writer is good at smut
>>31340881
>>31321350
See what makes Guzma and team skull funny to me as that in the other Pokémon games the common people cower in fear from the evil teams while in with team skull, the only people who think they're scary or tough are the team skull members themselves and small children
Is this Gladion's pose?
>>31342333I'm not being ironic when I say he had so much TM87 in this scene
>>31321222
>owo what's this
>>31340196
>killing him
>not fusing him with a beast and keep it as a bodyguard/pet
either way lusamine is a skank, but it'd be more in character
>>31340881
>>31340900
sun is a(t)sundere
How do I convince someone that Nanu isn't creepy? Also post more Guz/Nanu please
>>31345461
Art or fic?
>>31345461
Ask and you shall receive
>>31345708
>>31344959
Which beast would you fuse him with
>>31345733
we need more of them
>>31345956
I don't got much, anon, but I'll cover your back with what I got.
>>31345956
>>31346107
>>31346119
>image limit reached
well that was short
lets make the next thread guzmeria themed, eh?
>>31346172
Already got your back, fampai.
>>31346135