Cringe thread Keep it Pokémon-related

>>31297964
Inb4 somebody posts the ash kid

>>31297964
Last sub seems like real bad bait, but since it's tumblr I'm just gonna assume they need professional help. I mean if you feel like the entire world has to cater to your personal lifestyle then you definitely need help.

>>31297964
Ugh god, /thread right at the start. I consider myself librel minded and even open to transitionary genders, but jesus fuck get over yourself.

>>31297964
Speaking of said question why didn't kukui asked it in sun and moon? Or did they really complain to Nintendo to the point they had to remove it?

>>31298039
Maybe they just realised it's a retarded question.

>>31297964
>an androgynous third character that's referred to with "they" pronouns
Even that wouldn't be enough for these maniacs. They specialize in coming up with even more ridiculously specific gender identities because they need to feel more special and aren't capable of forming an identity of their own that's not based on bizarre "social construct"

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>>31297964

>mfw i'm reading this

Kek, stay mad, tumblrcucks.

>>31298711
Right on, fuck Smogon!

>>31298711

fuck off Verlis

>>31298711

He had enough time to make that long piece of shit comic, but not enough to acquire an Ability Capsule?

>>31298711
pure retarded autism like just get a fucking ability capsule if you are so attached to it

>>31298788
>>31298796
Even ignoring that, the sand veil ban page in the comic is from BW.

>>31298711
>Heliolisk is a Gen 6 Pokemon
>Looks at the Gen 5 Metagame Rules
>Evasion Clause for Gen 6:
>A player cannot increase their Pokémon's evasion stat with a move that specifically increases evasion. Items or indirect boosts do not break this clause.
>indirect boosts
>sand veil is not banned
>tfw this post is bad bait

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>>31298711
I love the unspoken implication that the bros you get playing showdown somehow aren't real
Half the reason I like gengar is how fucking fun he is once he gets going with his substitute shenanigans. In fact, I've learned to appreciate most OU pokemon when they start pulling through for me.

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>>31298821
Karenfags/vp can't into reading comprehension. That's nothing new.
>>31298854
Now, you don't understand, you are only allowed to like a pokemon if one of the following points stands true: You only like it for the way it looks like (Nothing that is in OU/UU is good designed btw. You are not allowed to like OU/UU-Pokemon), you caught it in your first playthrough and try to go into competitive with it (despite shit nature, shit IVs, no EV training), it pulled you through the dangers of the story (That is, battles designed in a way that a 6 year old only battling with his starter can do it) or your "all-time superduper bro" just recently won in some tournament ("I always liked Pachirisu, all pokemon can be good!!!1!!!!")

>>31298796
>>31298788
OP of that comic (fucking embarrassed that I made that) I actually learned about the ability capsule after the comic, and got one for him.

>>31297964
When is this written?
I ask because SM had actually acknowledged this and instead of asking you the good, old, "boy or girl?" question, Kukui asks you what your passport picture looks like. Which I found was a very organic and nice way to avoid all this shitstorm.

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>>31297964
This entire playlist is a mess

http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL3055741B94A5243A

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>>31299039
>almost 80 videos

>>31299076
80 videos of torture. Don't even watch them all, because the shit drawings by the person rivals Chris chan (I'm not fucking joking)

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>>31300599
>bumping a cringe thread

/vp/ right now
It's a ton of redditors wanting (You)s and acting like they've been here longer than us
And by right now I mean literally right at this second

>>31298039
Because it's a stupid question that ruins immersion, they're just trying to ask for your gender in a way that makes more sense with the story.
Plenty of RPGs do this since forever.

>>31298265
not cringe, that's a little kid ffs

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>>31301283
even Hau doesn't deserve this

>>31301312
>still wears a bra
>swim trunks for all occasions
wait which though

>>31301283
Pretty sure this one is meant to be ironical, in response of that one post that said that Hau is chubby and trans

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>>31301649
>ironical

>>31297964
read Cringe threads, thats always a bad choice

>>31298039
I thought it was for efficiency purposes. A way to conserve text space, memory, and reduce work done. Sure it's barely anything but I thought it was neat from that perspective.

>>31298265
What's cringe about this? It's just a kid trying to have fun

>>31298265
Honestly that's a lot more effort than you'd think a little kid would go to, I feel like giving them props.

You just seem like you hate children.

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>>31301649
It's not

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>thread's been up for 12 hours
>nobody's posted MARY!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efi9eZbJKzo

>>31298891
I don't think I ever saw this comic posted unironically here

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>>31298265
Not really cringe. Good for the kid for going whole-hog on something he likes.

>>31301743
>A way to conserve text space, memory, and reduce work done.
Are you legit stupid or what?

>>31298265

that's just a bloody kid cosplaying, what's cringe about that?

>>31302226
Please tell me that's in the official anime...

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>>31301286
>>31301778
>>31302133
>>31302416
>>31302437
being this new

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htuSEAODIuY

>>31297992
The average tumblrina has been coddled so much they're beyond help.

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>>31301312

>>31302477

>>31298265
who are you and why do you always post images that are not cringy in cringe threads?

>>31298993
When did you find out that Sand Veil was never banned at any point where Heliolisk existed?

>>31302328
>Deviantart
>when the trans headcanon is clearly Tumblr
It's literally there to trigger you guys. Tumblr loves that.

>>31302479
>muh 2 months old forced meme
Kill yourself.

>>31304487
Yeah, they've started doing this because they know it pisses people off. It's so bad I have no idea what's real or fake opinion on there anymore.

>>31304487
>>31304582
I thought this too and then I looked at the guys other art, wouldn't be surprised if he posted this on tumblr himself

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http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/randombattle-247965078

>>31303863
Also shortly afterward.

>>31300647
HOLY SHIT IS THAT A DICK!?

>>31298039
Because in Sun/Moon its stupid to ask if you are a boy or girl AND ask about your skin tone and hair. The way they did is more concise.

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Remember

>>31305707
didn't they still ask in xy?

>>31298265
Ohhh, I get it. He's the mascot of these threads, isn't he?

This right here
>>31302497

>>31297964
In Sun/Moon Kukui doesn't even ask you if you're a boy or a girl. He just asks you which photo belongs to you. They should have kept it IMO but they "took care" of that (((issue))) pretty well.

>>31304697
It's in every thread, and it always gets me

>>31301312
>transboy
>no interest in transitioning
This kind of shit is what gets people on FBI watchlists.

>>31305218
What am i looking at here? Freaky Fred from Couragw the Cowardly Dog recolor haircutting fetish art?

>>31302338
This is cute, but should have never found its way onto the internet

>>31298711

playing competitive pokemon at all is cringe

>>31302479
I've been on /vp/ since day one and I don't understand why a little kid dressing up as Ash is "cringe".

If I had to guess, I'd say this has something to do with the genwunner boogeyman that the fifteen-year-olds that make up most of /vp/ love to hate.

>>31306270
Smogon itself is pretty cringe

>>31306275
It's meme he's been trying to push for about two or so months now. Just ignore him.

>>31306279

What is this trying to say, that plat is better then sun and moon?

>>31298265
Why is some fag trying to force this like /mu/ forced Time Machine Modulus

>>31306545

I think so

>>31306279
>That nigger types SuMo

That's a nice way to detect a fucking retard

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>>31301283
>>31301312
Alberto ready the camals for war.

>>31305763
Lol thats not even something you can throw under the bed or in the wardrobe if you hear someone coming.

>>31306273
What the fuck
What?
Why?

>>31306007
holy fuck I remember this guy

>>31302456
>Fucking Armaldo

WHY

>>31304697

>fgtsrsgfzd: Buddy, it's 2015.

I hope you aren't fgtsrsgfzd because posting this for 2 years is almost as autistic as the edgelord in that replay.

>>31307988
Something tells me that person has 0 human contact

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>>31305763

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TCoD's "about me" section. My wrists started bleeding the second I finished the page.

Her two fanfics, TQFTL and Morphic are no better.

Pic related: One of her characters from Morphic. Sauce is her art blog. Should immediately say something about what to expect in the thing.

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Lubby chudder lubby chudder!https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lPyhlybViJw

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>>31302338
>>31305763
>>31306273
>>31308114
>>31309298

>>31306007
Story?

>>31302338

one day i will successfully fap to this.

But today is not that day.

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>>31302226
>>31302477
>>31302946
It's gotten much, much worse ever since XY ended.

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>>31313838
Wasn't /padt/ swearing up and down that the artstyle degradation was worth it because "the animation quality is so much better as a result!"

This doesn't look good still or animated.

>>31313870
what on earth is that image

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>>31313878
Pokémon fursonas of major WWII figures. The Audino is Anne Frank, Gardevoir is Emperor Hirohito, and the Hydreigon and Lillipup(?) are Erwin Rommel and Douglas MacArthur, I can't remember which of the two is which.

>>31313870
It's just their damage control. They only watch it because they love throwing shit at shipfags and XYfags. There's also people who hate the whole anime and join in just to fuck with the animefags, because they know most of them liked XY and those who didn't are a minority.