/GUZ/ GUZMA GENERAL

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>>30445899
the male grunts are my boyfriends
every single one of them

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First for Grunt love.

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>>30445899
Hello, Guzzy. I've been waiting for you. Your Bugs and your bones will soon be broken. Don't take it personal old man, it's just business.

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Does /ourboy/ call his Golisopod GOlly?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFHXObwx9tc

Man I missed the whole end part of the last thread before it disappeared. Any new/unfinished draw requests?

>>30444374
>Guzma's not just naturally attuned to Bug types
>He's spent years studying them to a Level Kukui would be shocked by
>He has literally hundreds of notebooks full of his Research on the Proper rearing, upkeep, and Grooming of Bug types
>Nobody but Plumeria is allowed to read them without his express permission lest he freak the fuck out

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Anon requested Skull Chespin

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>guzma shows up on 20th super tree battle
>sends out megapinsir
I-I'm so proud of our boy, even if he never got a Z-ring he still has mega evolution

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>>30446142
das breety gute anon :--D

>>30446167
Where's the Keystone? Is it like Maxie's?

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>>30446242

>>30446167
>xurkitree
>against guzma

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GUZMA THREAD

>>30446167
nice, pinsir is who i chose for my mega on my rendition of his team

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Usually I'm a Guzma fucker, but I wanna talk about Plumeria right now.

Do you think she grew up in that trailer near Maile Desert that whole life? Do you think she ever got to try the island challenge?

Where the hell did her tattoo go in postgame?

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>tfw this doesn't happen if I walk up to guzma wearing a skull tank

NOTICE ME BOSS

>>30446389
It has a decal mang.

>>30446389
>Do you think she grew up in that trailer?
No, she's probably just hanging there for a bit.
>Do you think she ever got to try the challenge?
Most of Team Skull has at least attempted the challenge, if the lore's to be believed. All of them have either failed or been kicked out of it for bullshit reasons, which is supposed to be the motivation for their team. They're bitter about tradition holding them back, so they try to fuck up tradition but really end up just being a bunch of thugs.
>Where the hell did her tattoos go in postgame?
She's either using makeup to cover it, or it was body paint to begin with. You can make decently-lasting fake tats using a bunch of different stuff. It usually lasts anywhere from a week to a couple of months. When you're sick of it, you just stop applying it and it'll eventually wear off on its own. Henna is an example of this.

Important question: just how bangin' is that Guzbooty from all that squatting he does?

>>30446389
I can easily see her growing up poor in that trailer park. As calm and collected as she likes to act, she's probably just another kid pissed off about failing the island challenge and being rejected. Her second TD loss dialogue suggests she's got something of a history of being a fuckup at least.

WE CAN'T HAVE ONE GUZMA THREAD THAT DOESN'T DEVOLVE INTO HOMO PILLOW TALK.

ONE THREAD.

>>30446550
No

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>>30446550
it doesn't have to be HOMO pillow talk...

>>30446550
BL is probably one of the more 'normal' things about these threads

>>30446261
he's very good at sweeping singles desu

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obligatory MMD link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NYIBsL9abNM

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What was the deal with lusamine when Lillie asked her about guzma in the ultra space thing, and she just doesn't say anything and tells her to leave?

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>>30445899
AM I STILL NOT GOOD ENOUGH TO BE INCLUDED?!

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so guys
what kind of expression should ya boi be making?

I wrote that grunt hazing yesterday, and I'd like to give another suggestion a try, but I'm not sure which one to pick next

>Multiple grunts of both genders teaming up to sweetly seduce Guzma.
>a grunt taking care of his bug-pokemon, but he's incredibly scared of bug-pokemon
>Grunt(s) with a crush on guz
>Male Grunt hooking up with Guzma expecting him to be a rough top but it turns out he's a cute bottom.
>Grunts all scrambling to nurse an injured Guzma.

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>>30446142
Cute! If you have some time, would you ever consider drawing a Quagsire in the Skull uniform?

>>30446550
What else would you like to talk about, anon?

>>30446841
last one last one LAST ONE
>turns out guzma just scraped his knee or some shit

>>30446828
control your sword hand nerd
>>30446839
something that displays caring i dunno im not creative

>>30446841
Oh God I want all of 2-5 so bad

I feel like 2 would be best if you need a Guzma break, but dear God I'm a sucker for bottom boys. I especially like how some people have given him a praise kink as a bottom.

So why does Nanu live right by Po Town with Team Skull running amok, and why hasn't Guzma beaten him down or anything?

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>>30446939
I'm gonna give the nursing grunts a try, then!

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>>30446550

>>30446841
first one blease

i want as many grunts you can fit down there mackin on that boss dick

>>30446999
Both of them take care of their own business. They don't particularly give a fuck about what Nanu does, and Nanu's alright with whatever happens in the town as long as their keep it locked up in there.

Also cheap rent

>>30446849
>What else would you like to talk about, anon?
All of Guzma's measurements and his height/weight.

>>30447049
*they're keeping it

>>30447049
Okay, but why does he (Nanu) seem to have free access to the town?

>>30446834
>"It's fun, huh, Kukui?"
>It's like...ah...that euphoric feeling from back in the day.
>"It's fun...Guzma."

>>30446841
>a grunt taking care of his bug-pokemon, but he's incredibly scared of bug-pokemon
THIS!

>>30446839
Blown pupils and his tongue sticking out

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>>30447146
thats awesome! i wish they did battle at the bridge

>>30447178
essentially, guzma ahegao?

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>>30447069
6'4", maybe 200lbs? He's a big boy.

I can't help you with the measurments, I don't anything about sewing.

>>30447283
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Ba9_jaN7EA

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>>30447228
This face

>>30447683
Seconded.

This is the face of pure masuclinity and seduction, known to only a chosen few.

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>>30446100
Want me to dig it for you?

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>>30446480
Very promising at least.

Writefriend from earlier here.

If I shared the Pastebin of my Nanu x Team Skull Grunts threesome fic, would you guys be interested in reading? At first I didn't think it would count, but if this thread also includes Grunts, I thought some people may be interested. I originally posted the first part of it on /y/ from a request, but that thread is augosaging.

No AO3 account yet unfortunately because I'm waiting for a second one to be approved to put my smut and ideas from /vp/ threads on, such as the smoking one from earlier, but should have that in about 4 days.

Post a song that makes you think of Guzma
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCaw_26Z2BU

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>>30446815
She doesn't care about Guzma. >>30447283
>wet Guzma
hot

>>30447895
If it's ok for you, could I read it? I don't mind that it is in pastebin or whatever.

>>30446257
More

please these are my two fave bois

Gaia Online made an item of Ya Boi that people have to pay real money for. :^)

>>30447895
I'd love to read it.

>>30447895
Yes, please, there needs to be more content with Team Skull and Nanu

>>30447910
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=aA5PLLOrjUM

>>30447910
https://youtu.be/GWxg8Z1a9EY

>>30447895 (me)
>>30448018
>>30448086
>>30448098
Alright, here we go. Request from /y/ was just "Nanu getting gangbanged by Team Skull", and I kinda... Went with it and added a few of my own kinks.

Obviously very NSFW. First smut fic in about 7 years, so if it's kinda rough, that's why.

http://pastebin.com/iJnZtXby

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Why does this song remind me of my boy so much?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yd9p4n5hLEg

>>30447910
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ko9UgxRxN20&index=9&list=FLCHzs7UCqmx46sTwNbX2lJw

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Have some cute Guzma and Joltik.

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>>30446849
I couldn't draw quagsire with angry eyes, it just looked wrong..

So he's doing the pose instead.

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>>30448570
This is cute. CUTE!!!

>Po town
>beating all the grunts with a Blissey
>beating Guzma with my Snorlax
>just can't enjoy it because everything about this town is so fucking depressing
and the worst part is how just full of anger Guzma is
I didn't think it ended well for that grunt who stole that Yungoos

>>30448597
The yungoose was a divertion to kidnap lillie and nebby

>>30448597
Guzma wrecks furniture and items not people. One of the female grunts in the mansion mentioned that Guzma is going to destroy the house again if he hears that she lost.

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Wintery Guzma is cute, CUTE!

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>>30448570
Anon what did you use to draw this? Its freaking adorable and looks awesome.

Would you be down for a team skull rowlet? It would be too cute for words imo

>>30448351
Thank you!

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>>30448351
>That Nanu
>That writing
>That humor

Jesus anon, that was hot as fuck

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My boy!

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>>30446389
how the hell do those straps work? like, do they clip on or is it one elaborate hard-to-get-into/hard-to-get-out-of bikini?

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>>30448351

> "Back in my day, kids like you used to call guys like me Daddy."

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>>30449007

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>>30448351
holy shit anon

thank you for this gift

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>>30449124
a lot of sad goose today

>>30449085
I thought they were part of the top.

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>>30449171
Yup.

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Hug the Guz

Love the Guz

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>>30449007
now we need gladion saying "sure is boring around here"

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>>30449287

>>30449200
yeah they are
im just wondering its a swimsuit she wears under her pants or if the straps clip onto her pants

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>>30449323

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>>30449231
And kiss the Guz again!

>>30448772
>>30448780
>>30449093
>>30449166
Awww, thanks everyone! I've gotten a lot of positive feedback on my writing and it's making me want to continue haha

My next thing was supposed to be KukuiGuzmaNTR but I'm thinking of doing something shorter first so I don't get burnt out because I'm prone to writing too much if I don't purposefully limit myself haha

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>>30448351
oh sweet jesus

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>>30449287
>>30449323
>>30449363
Who hurt him?
>>30449231
Yes.

>>30449400
Could you add Guzma as a bottom in that?
Even if he's a top in the beginning, there's not much bottom Guzma out there

>>30449400
Ya welcome. Don't overwork yourself too much, there is no rush.

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>>30449456
>Who hurt him?
i blame lusamine

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>>30449231
Done.

>>30449479
Can't really contribute fic, but I can share some bottom Guzma draw smut, if you want.

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guzma will never call you ma'am

>>30449479
I stated earlier in this thread that I love bottom boys, so I can definitely write that, maybe not in that one but as a short oneshot. Would femdom with Lusamine or Plumeria be okay with you? Lusamine would be all kink no love, Plumeria would be his girlfriend in it, probably, so your choice.

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>>30445899
reminder that guzma is an absolute beast of a man

>>30449579
Lusamine would be great, you're the best thanks
>>30449535
yes please, all non cringe guz is welcome

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>>30449559

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>>30449638
I want to kiss him!

>>30449638
In the japanese version he just refers to you (at that scene) as "Omae...!" aka "You...!".
Dunno where they got the idea to make him sound ruder in the English version.

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>>30449638
>>30449695
i want him to destroy me

>>30449510
So pretty, can I have some sauce?

>>30449719
same

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>>30449642
Some bottom Guzma, not really graphic but spoiler just in case.

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>>30448570
It's perfect, thank you!

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>>30449797
https://twitter.com/syoudaaaa/status/804707572095692800

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>>30449829
i do believe im coming down a case of the vapours

>>30449829
AAAAA

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Congratulations everybody

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>>30449829
Nice nice

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>>30449913
Good that means there's no competition for my sweet baby

>>30448836
This is something I'd do.

>>30449525
How adorable?

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>>30449913
>byakuya togami
>not shite
well that blog is obviously misinformed

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>>30449913
K.

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>>30448725
I use mechanical pencil, fancy pens, and a white gel pen for minor corrections. Then I scan it and clean it up a bit in photoshop.

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>>30449829
perfecto

>>30450016
oh no my son has joined a gang

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>>30450016
THANK YOU ANON! and thanks for the info. You're wicked talented. <3 <3

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>>30450033
you can save pictures as emojis?

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>>30449997
Too adorable!

>>30449999
Nice digits, but you're reading it wrong. The blog considers Togami among the shittiest.

>>30449832
you're welcome!
>>30450081
aww thanks, I'm slowly getting better at drawing, just gotta keep doing it!
>>30450054
gotta let them out of the nest sometime

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Making something stupid.

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>>30450166

>>30450016
Could you draw a Skull Scolipede? <3
a skullipede if you will?

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Is team skull's grand dad aloud?

>>30447069
I like to imagine that during his Team Skull years he was underweight for someone of his size, but after Hala takes him on he puts on more than enough and takes a while to realise he might have overdone it. Maybe he gets a teasing comment and his brain momentarily grinds to a halt.

If the bottles in Po town suggest alcohol then he's probably a little soft round the middle and didn't notice the difference.

>captcha: select cookies
I wonder if Japan's drawn Chicken gifting him homemade cookies yet.

>>30449999
Well, can't argue with those quads.

>>30450297
Yes, Nanu is always welcome.

>>30450249
I gotta do a chore real quick, but I'll give it a shot when I come back because I friggen love bug horse

>>30450297
no hes a quiet, youre allowed to post him though

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>>30450346

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>>30450346
>>30450384

>>30450346
Kek

>>30450384
>>30450400
/sug/ go back to /co/

>>30450543
MURMAIDER MURMAIDER MURMAIDRRRR

>>30449829
G-guh. Anon, this is the hottest Guzma art I've seen yet. Absolutely bravo.

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do you have any idea how much i wouldve payed for a guzma/ub fusion

>>30449829
Nice job!
Do you take requests?

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Our boi is so bad!

>>30447910
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=neNC4mCVA-0

>>30450715
>You will never witness a gigantic Guzma/Xurkitree fusion scream with a broken voice as it reaches out to you with enormous hands made out of wire and organic matter

>>30449913
Please do not bully Byakuya.

>>30450715
In my mind he would look horrifying. Like being fused against his own wish. And that fusion would reflect it.

>>30450750
Yeah, most of what I've drawn have been requests. Go ahead and post and I'll probably give it a shot.

>>30450752
please mr. guzma im just here for a z crystal put some clothes on

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>>30447910
https://youtu.be/EICCRiwlQd0 this for some reason. makes me think of him possessed/in ultra space
>>30450808
byakuya deserved to be bullied

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>>30450752
Noice.

>>30447910
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBBDuIpct5o

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>>30450848

>>30447910
>>30450893 reminded me of mcr and this song screams team skull
https://youtu.be/faG5mmkDbyc

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>>30450897
Wow, Guz kinda reminds me of Dr. Horrible. In a way

Why is everyone shipping Chicken-chan with Guzma? Are these threads just stealth loli threads?

I'm also finding it very disturbing that I cannot tell if this thread is full of people who want to be girls or are actual girls.

>>30450715
>>30450802
>>30450810
>Stars/SM2/Whatever
>Guzma's still training with Hala, turning his life around
>Suddenly wormhole over Melemele.
>Xurkitrees rain down
>Guzma is a Faller now, so they're attracted to him.
>Cue Xurkitrees chasing down Guzma
>One catches up to him and fuses against Guzma's will
>It's your job to save him

>>30450963
Its been said before

If she's 11 then i'm 11, know what I mean senpai?

>>30450942
gross i still know every word to that song

>>30450963
Did you miss all the content that wasn't Chicken-chan and Guzma or what? Half of the Chicken stuff that isn't art we're posting from other places is aged up Chicken anyways.

>>30450963
No.

>>30450752
Yes I do

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>>30450963
honestly I'm a girl and I can't decide if I want to kiss guzma or BE guzma

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>>30451105
Both

>>30450963
Chicken is self insert

>>30451114
sounds good to me

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Well my gf made this
So there's that I guess...

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>>30450963
Chicken is used a lot for self-insert purposes. I'd complain but the more platonic stuff is cute and it's better than Guzma/Lusamine.

>>30451173
Tell her I love it!

>>30451105
I'll make your decision easier by telling you that waking up at 3AM at night with morning wood because you have to take a piss is literally the worst possible feeling in the world.

>>30451173
tell her i love her

>>30451173
She did nice job.

>>30451215
who's gonna tell this guy about periods

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>>30451192
Will do
She does a lot of Guzma memes for some reason

>>30449642
Here we go, a short Lusamine x Bottom!Guzma fic. This ended up sadder than I expected.

http://pastebin.com/E8C7n9nm

I think I'll be done with requests for now though, next two things I have are the NTR fic and the hallucination fic based on >>30449829's art.

>>30451223
No

>>30451234
Periods include cramps along with mood swings and blood dripping from your vag. Which is pretty bad....but morning wood while taking a piss is just....why is this a thing?

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>>30451256
Saved!

>>30451256
Marry her

>>30451298
thats why i just lazily hump my bed till it goes away before i get up, ez pz solution

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>>30451298
have you ever had a charlie horse? its that bad on the first day, and its constant all day. Not to mention its gross and it smells bad and its one week a month thats SO MUCH OF MY LIFE and sometimes I think I might have dysphoria I feel like I'm gonna throw up

why am I talking about this. I don't want to talk about this. lets go back to talking about Guzma. I like Guzma. he's relatable as a character and I want to give him hugs. lets all hug Guzma ok

>>30450994
please
imagine how it would happen
>its starts with his fingers, nails growing out long and yellow, eventually spreading to his fingers
>the tendons in his arms starts to ripple and burst out of his arms, coiling back around them and turning black like the wires
>his legs start to do the same and crumbles to ground screaming in agony, but everyones too scared to approach
>it creeps up his body and his spine stretches into a tail
>then he pretty much goes silent as his hair starts to glow and stand on end before hardening in place
>he stands up and his eyes are empty of all emotion
>"...guzma?"
>whatever he is now screeches and you enter a battle with it, but all i can do is flail and discharge

i just want monster/robot gore in my family friendly childrens rpg

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>>30451463
You got it anon

b-but what if guzma hugs me?

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>>30451234
>Guzma checking the store shelf for tampons or whatever for Plumeria because other grunts were too scared to approach her ask her what's going on
>Guzma confused of the selection and not sure what to get

I just beat him post game and now I really want the next game to be a sequel to see him all reformed

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>>30451298
drips nothing, mines like an angry laserbeam of clumps and viscera. I always destroy at least one par of panties each time, all my sheets have ghosts of bloodstains on them, even the mattress has been tagged a few times. To say nothing of the 'I'm being knifed repeatedly in the stomach' cramps I used to get.

But nah needing to pee through a boner is way worse

>>30451568
I-I was joking anon....

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>>30451568
rofl truth

The back pain is what kills me. Oh and blood clots. those are fun

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>>30451568
oh god the clumps are the worst, when you can feel them come out, BIOLOGY WHY

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Need more of Guzma and grunt stuff.

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H-hugs... Guzma hugs....

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>>30451673
just for you

so TS formed around an older Kahuna
>or was it Captain?
we know Guzma is not a Captain
so does that mean Nanu formed TS and pissed off tapu bulu so much by questioning their old values that he's basically trapped on the island and forever cursed to live the rest of his life in Po Town?
and then Guzma took over TS?

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Why is this theme so perfect for him?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJEAeZmOqjM

>>30451750
If only I could grind on his sexy leg like that. I'd explode within an instant.

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>>30451515
"why are you buying tampons at the soup store???"

>>30451750
Thank you!
>>30451758
TS was formed 2 years ago by Guzma for unspecified reasons.
>>30451815
Thank you for reminding me of that wonderful CG parody.

>>30451264
Bless you, that was spicy, and sad is good sometimes too

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guzma is gay btfo straightfags

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>>30451935

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>>30451935
bi masterrace

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>>30451945
Just how much sugar he puts in his drink?

>>30451998
pretty sure he only likes jacking men off :^)

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>>30451673
>saving thumbnails
Why.

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>>30452016
the man needs some sweetness in his life

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>>30452016
hes all about the sugar anon. cant get enough

>>30451935
guzma is the straightest man.

>>30447982

"Isn't this getup a bit childish?"

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>>30451264
I fucking love character drama with my porn. Bless this fic.

>>30452121
:^).... :^)?

>>30452121
It's a false flag anon (again). Just ignore.

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>>30448351
this is great.

>>30450827
Can I request some young Guzma and Kukui bromance?

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How many cups of Tapu Cocoa he drinks during the day?

>>30452306
I like how Plumeria just puts the drink in his hand.

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this thread is a rollercoaster

>>30447885
Does anyone have his model sheet in HD?

>>30451298
It's not the cramps that get you. It's catching flu or stomach flu the week before, then being unconscious and unable to eat during, then having whatever you had the week before miraculously return the week after. Without medication I'm like a doubled over corpse three weeks of the month and near blind.
>>30451568
How about when it tricks you into feeling horny but any degree of pressure causes an indescribable pain inside your abdomen that bothers you every time you pee after?

God damn does period talk bait me.

>>30451472
That's some good shit. Nice to see thought put into the process.

>>30452306
Good god, my headcanon is being drawn without me asking.

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After looking around the internet, I found the reason grunts and Guzma sit like like that. As I thought they are presented as yankees (not to confuse with muricans) or delinquents and they way they sit is called "yanki suwari" or "yanki sitting". Yanki is refers to juvenile delinquent in the 1970-80s.

It is a rather rude way to sit and seen as lower class thing to do, mainly because yankees could rest on their elbows and smoke (cigs) this way.

These days, it's pretty outdated and often parodied in Japanese media like video games and manga.

>>30446828
Thank you for your dark business, Gladion.

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>>30452823
Slav Squatting

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Do you guys think Guz man drinks ? Or do you think he avoids it because of his father and prevents all his grunts from doing so?

Any good GuxmaXPlumeria writefaggotry?

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>>30452823
they're squatting not sitting

>>30452932
NEW THREAD

>>30452970

>>30452823

slav squatting

>>30446100
If you're still looking for some, I don't think we've seen Skull grunts play Don't Drop the Dedenne yet.

>>30452905
The spinda were on something at least.

>>30449717
Omae IS really rude in that context.