ITT: We pretend we live in the Pokemon world.

How do i wash my Mimikyu's cloth? I know i can't remove it, but holy shit it's starting to smell and he doesn't let me take it

>>30330886
>>30330886
I regret giving my number out to people in Johto so badly. I'm seriously debating whether or not to trash my fucking PokeGear.

>>30330967
spray him with a hose

How do I get porygon to stop blocking my porn? Spending time with him isn't an option either.

>>30330986
You think you have it bad? I'm a full grown adult and Johto champion and my mom still takes half my battle winnings and spending it on fucking potions and pokeballs.

>>30331027
Hey kid wanna buy some dubious disks to maybe help with your "problem"?

>>30330986
Doesn't the PokeGear have a block option?

>>30330967
>>30330967
Are you one of those jokers who won't even sew your Mimikyu some backup costumes? I bet you force it to patch its own costume between every single battle.

>>30331052
>I'm a full grown adult and Johto champion and my mom still takes half my battle winnings and spending it on fucking potions and pokeballs

I tried doing the same thing on my trip to Johto, but I had to just call it off after a while. Also congrats on beating the League, my man. Going for the same thing here in Unova.
>>30331134
They manage to find me again somehow. It's either that or they all say the same shit, I swear it's the same fucking people calling over and over.

>>30331200
Wishing you luck in Unova man and watch out.
Heard some green haired autistic man was going around ripping pokeballs out of people's hands trying to "free" them.
His fucking face when the pokemon returns to it's owner is priceless.

So, where do you people live? I'm from Hoenn

>>30331280
Hoenn too, does it feel hotter than usual to you over here?

whats your favorite pokemon
mines meowth alolan though kantofags get out

We all live in the Pokemon world.

>>30331275
>green haired autistic man

Has news of that guy really spread that far? I thought I was the only one having issues with him, always seeing me when I'm just trying to make my way to town when he says shit like "hearing the voices of my Pokemon." One time when this happened, I just looked at my Azumarill and we both just shrugged him off and went to the Center. I hope that I won't have to see him when I go fight the League, I just want to become Champion already.

Is it me or does it seem like every few years people start talking about a new region? I thought this was the future where the fuck is this "Alola" bullshit coming from? Why do I have to pay money for a dex upgrade when I couldn't even fathom being able to go there?

>>30331599
idk man it's pretty nice over there

Pokemon are for _____.

>>30331749
existing :(

>>30331599
But anon, dex upgrades are optional. Besides you need a Rotom to use the RotomDex

>>30331745
Fuck you man this is because of the league. Them and their fucking "OH WE CAN'T PUT YOUR POKEMON IN THE OFFICIAL DEX UNLESS YOU HAVE A LEAGUE" or what the fuck ever. I work a fucking desk job at Silph I can't fucking afford to go to Johto how the fuck is any of this shit going to affect my goddamn life?

>>30331807
THAT'S A FUCKING LIE MY BOSS HAS BEEN FORCING EVERYONE TO GET FUCKING DEX UPGRADES
god i wish team rocket burnt that place to the ground id either have a better job or be dead by now

>>30331815
>>30331852
>this mad

>>30331852
>>30331815
What happened man?
I thought Silph employees made decent money.

Why do people call Sinnohfags pokemon fuckers? Did anything happen there?

pangoro is the best power bottom out there

mine gets on 4 everynight before we go to sleep

>>30331964
there was a live leak of an entire town having an orgy with a herd of miltank

>>30331900
fuck you
>>30331950
Our shit's all been outsourced. I mean most of the hires here are just to make it look like Silph isn't completely useless.

>>30332015
holy shit
I thought it was because of how popular humanoid pokemon are there

dont listen to what the international police say about ultra beasts

>>30332196
>dont listen to what the international police say about ultra beasts

Oh great, ANOTHER conspiracy theorist. Ultra Beasts are a myth, have you ever seen one? I thought so.

>>30332247
yes actually
i was in the international police kid

>>30332284
>i was in the international police kid

Bullshit, prove it.

>>30330886
Some Skull thugs broke into my home and stole my furniture, I know people warned not to live near Po Town, but I can only do so much with this salary. Why wont the law enforcement deal with these hooligans?

>>30332326
and get myself caught by looker?
nah

Does the Aether Foundation grant scholarships to universities in Alola?

Can you get your pokemon pregnant? Purely hypothetical.

>>30332366
>and get myself caught by looker?
>nah

I wouldn't worry about Looker... After all, I worked with him.

I got given a Dratini from a family member as my first Pokemon, it's pretty nice but this thing seems to be entirely useless in battle.

How fucked am I?

PYUKUMUKU GIVE TRAINER NECK HUG
TRAINER BLINK FOREVER NOW
WHY HE IS THIS

>>30332247
I saw one not to long ago, in my front lawn. The fucker was just standing there, staring at my house. It looked like a giant, red and ripped Cutiefly. I figured that it was a bug-type so i told my Incineroar to use Flare Blitz on it but it started glowing and punched the fuck out of my pokemon. Thank god my neighbor saw and told his Arcanine to use Roar to make it run away.

Any Unovan here could someone explain why the incident in Opeculid City was covered up?

2 years ago I witnessed some alien spaceship freeze the entire city and yet you cant find a single source of it on the active web.

>>30332385
I don't think so, but why the fuck would you try? Fucking your pokemon is illegal anon

>>30332373
This better not be a reference to that fucking lusamommy fanfiction

>>30332409
>implying you aren't looker trying to stay undercover by claiming to only know him

>>30332332
consider moving to Poni Island, it's cheap, safe, and i get to live near the beach everyday
>>30332247
i was training with my Primarina near Brooklet Hill and hear some weird noise in the bushes, we investigated it but whatever it was just vanished
it fits with a rumor i heard from another trainer that some weird beasts were roaming alola

>>30332464
>Any Unovan here could someone explain why the incident in Opeculid City was covered up?
>2 years ago I witnessed some alien spaceship freeze the entire city and yet you cant find a single source of it on the active web.

That's because most cameras got fucked too when I was there. Most technology was useless for a long time afterwards from what I heard after I left.

>>30332409
hey 00kr wanna get some coffee later?

>>30332503
Poni Island has no police you are just asking to get crimed over there, I heard girls that wander into the canyon too far get raped and never come back. Its why they dont allow kids to venture beyond the small villages in Poni Island.

>>30332495
Why would I do that? Identity theft is a crime you know!

But if you don't want to leak information, fine, but don't go around bragging about it.
>>30332541
That sounds pretty good, actually.

>>30332373
if you are thinking about alola u then forget it kid, at best i was only able to afford melemele community college

>>30332569
is it true that place is full of gender studies fags?

>>30330886
Hey, anyone know where I can buy a heavy duty duffle bag?

Asking for a friend.

aren't these threads against the rules? I'm scouring the page and I can't find the specific ban.

>>30332503
this >>30332555
move to MeleMele, it's also cheap and it's comfy as fuck

What do you think the Champion Cynthia does in her spare time?

Shes so awesome btw and kill yourself if you dont agree Im her biggest fan.

>>30332555
that's why you need to get a mimikyu to keep watch at night, it's better than living in some shitty shantytown with thugs and hookers and it's always raining
if you are really poor i suggest taking up the island challenge

>>30330967

Once it trusts you, have a psychic mon help it wash itself in the night. Those things never risk letting a human see them with the cloth off but with enough trust, they'll should let you set it up so that your psychic mon can verify you're asleep and haven't set up any cameras and use its powers to get soap on the tricky parts to reach.

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My male Haunter has been harassing the local Gardevoirs and Muks. What should I do?

>>30332592
I did notice that we haven't had one of these threads in a while, but i couldn't find any rule against it

>>30332332
Being a Skull grunt aint for free dawg the main man Guzma and woman Plumeria charge us a monthly fee, we gotta steal shit just to stay in man we gots nowhere to go at all so just stay where you are let us steal your stuff ok?

>>30332632

Run it through a trade machine, that should get it through its puberty real fast.

>>30332619
>What do you think the Champion Cynthia does in her spare time?

Sleep with me.

Hoenn here

My girlfriend is jealous of my Gardevoir. How do I convince her I am not cheating on her with it?

>>30332590
yeah, but i was able to get my associates and land a pretty sweet gig as a pokemon center mechanic

also did you guys catch that kid doing a trial on wela volcano? holy shit kiawe really got his ass handed to him

>>30332619
i read in a magazine that she's a battle tree champ

>>30332644
I got banned for it back when, really when they died out

>>30332718
>My girlfriend is jealous of my Gardevoir. How do I convince her I am not cheating on her with it?

If things have already gotten to the point where she's suspecting you of cheating with a Pokemon, you're already a degenerate. Sorry.

>>30332718
by getting a gallade

So i was trying to use fly on my fearow to get from one alolan island to the next and got a ticket! Who gives tickets for using an HM?

My Stufful is close to evolving. I'm scared I haven't trained him enough and he might kill me upon evolving.

Any advice? I'm thorn between trading it or releasing it.

>help my gardevoir created a black hole and can't contain it
>is the world doomed?

seriously, though- i just want a dragonite to fly around on. get me one of those high pressure suits with a breathmask that f16 pilots use...
fuck yeah, mach 7 here i come.

Ok I see these people wearing weird flamey looking outfits doing some shady stuff around my city yet you never hear about it in the news, could someone explain why?

I live in Geosenge Town btw.

>>30332429
You saw it, too? It was standing on my next door neighbor's roof, flexing like a professional bodybuilder.

>>30332718
ask her what the fuck is wrong with her since Gardevoir is a pokemon.
>>30332723
i just made a quick trip to the rules and i couldn't find anything related to RP, so i think we are fine

>>30332756
Unlike in most regions it is forbidden in Alola you need to get Ride Permissions. It sucks I know. It has its up and downs.

Hey, I'm a top level Unova trainer and I've got a question.

You think that I could enter the Battle Tree despite having no connections in Alola or am I going to have to do something to prove myself there? Any help is appreciated.

>>30330886
>sleep with umbreon in my bed
>it gets hot
>he literal sweats poison everywhere
>gets sick because of this
man...
good thing I always stock up on antidotes

Sootopolisfags tell me why you live in an enclosed city? Dont you get bored having nowhere to go.

-Mossdeep islander

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>>30332817
>top level Unova trainer
Unless you're a champion or an important scientist they don't give a shit.

>>30332773
There's some crackpot conspiracy theories about it being the media warping it so that it doesn't get attention, but I don't know myself. Don't follow Kalosian news too much, so sorry if I wasn't much help.
>>30332807
I heard about that, is there any way to get around that if you have a permit or not?

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My Hypno and Musharna want to get marry. Should I let them?

>>30332817
The Battle Tree is a place for the best trainers in the world, so i think it doesn't matter where are you from. But you do have to take a test so they can check if you're qualified

>>30331418
POKEMON

I just fucked a garchomp. Dick is in literal pieces rn.

Ok my fellow Kantoians we need to discuss the Silph Co issue. This company controls every pokemon related product in the region and its a private corporation meaning the government has no control over it.

I'm just starting out as a bug type trainer, I've got a cutiefly from my sister to start with, and I've manged to grab a grubbin and caterpie, and they're doing pretty good... Does it ever get any easier?

I've been trying to catch up to what I think is the same wimpod for almost a week now, any tips on getting him? Is he even worth it? A Pokémon like that can't even battle...

>>30332877
>The Battle Tree is a place for the best trainers in the world

Then why is it full of six year olds? I know a few admit they use mons raised by their older brothers but still.

>>30332881
I WANNA BE THE
GREATEST MASTER OF THEM AAAALL
>GREATEST MASTA

Reporting in from based Sinnoh
Has anyone seen my Mamoswine going around? I love him to pieces, but he tends to travel like crazy. He answers to the name of "Perma." I live in Hearthome, near the gym, but it's been a few days.

>>30332854
Oh come on, I'm sure that I could get in. Apparently this place in Kalos had similar restrictions for only trainers at the highest level, so I'm sure that they'd allow me to compete.
>>30332877
I took on the Elite 4 and Champion once after the whole Plasma incident, I think I'd be fine.

>>30332903
fucking sinnohfags

>>30332927
Just spam powder moves and quiver dance.

>>30332844
>not having Dive queued up at all times

>>30332945
>I took on the Elite 4 and Champion once
Why didn't you say that before dude? I say go for it then as long as you can pay for flight costs or have a pokemon that can fly that long.

>>30332868
No way around it sorry.

Question to any Alolans out there. My muk keeps judging my fashion sense. Is that normal?

>>30332756
another reason to get your trial certificate, my buddy says he got a free charizard and gets to fly all over the place for free
>>30332817
>taking on the battle tree with no knowledge of z moves
good luck kid, your 40 floors in the battle tower too early to ever think of challenging the battle tree
>>30332844
they litterally live in a lake filled with gyrarados. they are truly the most cucked people ever

What the actual fuck? Some trainer I just battled used a really powerful attack I didnt even recognize in a battle and made some retarded poses before doing it?

What the hell is this?

>No League for years, shitty Island "Challenge" instead
>League is finally established, and an 11 year old kid from kanto becomes their "champion"

Why don't Alolans know how to battle?

>>30332927
Get a Spinarak. Their webbing can prevent Pokemon from fleeing.

A Rotom got into my fridge and is buzzing stupidly fucking loud.
what do

>>30332997
They're like that. They have a preference for certain colors so if they don't like what they see they'll let you know.

>>30332999
Alolan fad, just accept it and throw out another Pokémon. They can't do it again.

>>30333001
They're just crazy savages. They think those shitty god pokemon can do anything. Don't go there they'll probably try and sacrifice outsiders.

>>30332674
Dude, catch yourself a slowpoke. Their tails grow back every few months and they don't even know they're gone until they're already back.

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How do I pet vulpix? it just keep staring at me

>>30333001
They are islanders like Hoenn scum uncivilized savages that would be nothing if we the Unovans didnt civilize them at all.

>>30332332
Did you check outside your house?

Last time skull grunts broke into my place they tried to steal my TV but apparently decided it was too heavy and left it on the lawn.

>>30333031
Run or get a table fan to it fast.

Man, some of this just reeks of underage. I miss old /vp/. Like, the Cake the Lilligant era. (S)he (I never could fucking pinpoint their gender) may have been a tripfag, but damn if it wasn't a nice time. I dunno, things like Wubbunoir.

Lifelong Unovan here, is it illegal to buy an regional variant and have it sent to you? I'm considering buying an Alolan Diglett, but I don't want the international police on my ass.

I'm really glad I've got my Blissey with me. I've been having some really rough spots lately. But true to its PokeDex entries, my Blissey knows when I'm down and shares an egg with me.

I find it really hard to get out of my house most days, which ain't good for my Azumarill since it really wants to go out and play. But every now and then I try taking walks along the Village Bridge and listen to the nice street musicians. Sometimes Azumarill swims around or plays with the other Pokemon in the area. I hope I'm being a good enough Trainer to it.

I haven't fully explored all of Unova yet. I know my Lucario's itching to fight some stronger Trainers and Pokemon. I have heard a rumor of some Legendary Pokemon flying around some place called the Dreamyard. Wherever that is. Guess I better check it out.

I owe my Pokemon a lot. They've been good friends to me, so I hope that I've been a good Trainer and friend to them too.

>>30332983
>Why didn't you say that before dude?

I wasn't sure if they'd have access to records of League Challengers or Hall of Fame records or not, but good to know! I'll definitely go over there when I get the chance!
>>30332998
>no knowledge of z moves
I've done a bit of research on them after a bunch of kids started to get some, but I don't have any myself. I think I'll be fine if I can find a way to counter it.
>>30332989
Shit.

>>30332718
Dump your gf

>>30333015
Really? And he's a bug type, too, thanks man!

Are there any ways to stop my team from losing to fire types so much? There's always this kid with a litten near me, I think he's following me.

>>30333096
Just trade it.

>Rotom gets into my phone
>Starts fucking talking to me
WHAT DO I FUCKING DO ITS JUST HOVERING WATCHING ME TYPE THIS POST UP

>>30333080
>decided it was too heavy
What are you talking about? You should know we already have bags that are basically endless pocket spaces that can store an infinite amount of matter.

>>30333125
Powder and Sly Stalagmites.

>>30333126
Do I look like I'm made of tradebait? I only have a Glameow and a Lopunny. Hardly interesting desu

>>30332997
my primarina does the same thing, is your Muk male or female?

>>30333129
Attack it with Mold Breaker Axew's False Swipe and Ultra Ball it. They're bros.

>>30333125
There are several Bug pokemon that also have the water and rock type. Dwebble and Dewpider come to mind.

>>30330886
Boy, how I missed these threads.

>>30333125
Wimpod is a water type, so if you can catch that and then get some water-type moves you could have a chance.

>>30333168
>lopunny
Pretty valuable d e s u
You can also go outside and catch a Riolu or Venipede for easy trades.

>>30333080
I once saw these two Skull Grunts try to steal a bus stop sign. Couldn't even get it to budge.

>>30330886
Some fucker jumped out at me when I was looking for some pokemon to help with an island chalenge, he called himself the "first league champion of alola" I don't even think we have a pokemon league? Then forced mento battle him with my single Caterpie while he takes out a fucking Legendary and 5 other pokemon, and actually has the gall to demand money when I lost. Fuck this shit I don't wanna go outside anymore.

My Muk wants to learn venom drench ever since we started training in Alola. In not too sure about letting him learn some untested move, anyone ever try this one?

>>30333168
>>30333226
I know people that would eat their own shorts for a Lopunny, especially in regions that don't have it naturally.

>>30331964
Sinnohfag here.

In our region's antiquity, Pokemon and humans used to intermarry.

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>>30333192
how many posts do you wager until we get a "get this thread off my /vp/" post

>>30333241
These guys are hilariously incompetent.

Can anybody hook me up?

Anyone know what International Police is doing in Alola? They've been pestering me with in the containment of some dangerous Pokemon or some shit.

There was a horrrible landslide that killed alot of people, according to the police it was Tapu Lele that did it for shits and giggles. Just another day at the mercy of this thing, plz help.

Sinnoh here. Anyone know a good website for torrenting a Porygon? I don't want to go all the way to Kamto just to get it from some casino

>>30333191
I'll have to range pretty far for those, huh? I haven't seen anything like that around me.

I would trade, but I can't see anything on my GTS that hasn't been registered in the pokedex, I think it's broken.

>>30333096
i know a guy selling aloan exeggutors on the black market, their expensive but badass in battle
i can hook you up if you'd like
>>30333129
take the battery out of your phone, leave the battery near a washer machine or something and wait for it to leave

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>On vacation to Alola
>this asshole demands me to give him my Pokemon
>Rightfully beat his ass
>he flies into an autistic rage about losing
whats his problem and why does he look depressed

I was in Kalos last week to interview Professor Sycamore. I had some time to spare and had a battle with a trainer. I had my Tsareena use a Z Move and the trainer called it cheating. I believed these moves were common knowledge.

>>30333269
scoured the rules, they ain't got shit on us

>>30333125
Dwebble is a great choice for fire and flying-type pokemon

>>30333318
his mommy didn't love him enough

>>30333318
Run for your life, thats the head of Team Skull they gonna driveby shadowball you anon.

>>30333279
hey you really wanna know kid?
come to po town and come alone

>>30333286
Just buy it from Silph you retard, torrents are always shit.

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>>30333061
Please help, it is now following me around and keeps staring I tried petting it but it keeps staring.

>>30333319
Just a Youngster being a pissant, ignore him.

>>30333318
he's one of those ultra beasts, i wouldn't fuck with him anon
he's got some pretty serious clout

Does anyone remember Z-moves existing before a few weeks ago? Mandela Effect or do I need to lay of the Shroomish?

>>30332903
>Rough Skin
There's your problem mate

>>30333282
This is why I left alola as soon as I completed the challenge. I'm glad they're making advance with the new league and all.

>>30333282
Hahahahaha alolafags
Reporting in from based Sinnoh where we haven't had legendaries fucking with our zen for millennia

Alolafag here
Is it true that running around in circles on a tauros outside the daycare is the fastest way to hatch my eggs?
I tried doing it before but the cute cowgirl just looked at me like I was an autist and I'm not even sure if I'm allowed back there.

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>>30332247
I can't help but think of this when I read this post

>>30333475
Just say you're practicing for a taur-riding competition.

>>30333475
Get yourself a Toucannon. Those things hatch eggs like its a joke. Didn't you see the documental?

>>30330886
i'm sick of these fucking weedles getting in my kitchen
SOMEONE SOMEWHERE has to have a solution that doesn't involve getting MORE POKEMON

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>>30332247
Nigger, please, our fucking island kahuna was fighting one of those little shits (looked like some faggy bug cosplayer) with the guardian spirit of the island. Shit was so cash.

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THEY'RE COMING TO TAKE MY VULPIX AWAY FROM ME THEY DON'T UNDERSTAND OUR LONE

Ok call me crazy, but did anyone in Akala Island notice some weird black wire thing with white spiky hair I think coming out of blue hole in the sky that was darkened for some reason?

>>30333537
kys pokephile

>>30333475
Import a Bicycle from literally any other region, you'll be the hot shit and won't look like a gay cowboy when you're hatching.

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>>30333504
>That moment that Toucannon found out he got cucked

>>30333505
Silph released a new type of repellent that you can spread on window and door frames. It has no odor and it doesn't stain. My mom used it and it works.

>>30333553
Stop taking LSD you fag
Or at least take that shit to /x/

are there laws against killing pokemon in self-defense

asking for a friend

>>30333554
I can't, they won't let me

>>30333130
I guess Team Skull doesn't have them?

>>30333241
>>30333272
Honestly, I feel almost bad for them. I caught a few common pokemon on Route 1 and let a few of them beat me in a fight and take them.

I could afford losing the cash too, and they seemed to actually care about the Pikipek they 'stole' from me.

what's the best way to prepare finneon? Gotta bring a meal for a party

>>30330886
So have any of you guys gotten with a Gym Leader?

>>30333588
It depends, what exactly happened?
Don't lie to us you faggot we know you did it

>>30333624
Get a Wishiwashi instead. If you can, of course. They're delicious.

>>30333599
They do the most crazy shit all the time. Hell, I was having problems with giving away Marieanies that I caught, so I just lost a few battles and they went skipping off in glee.

>>30333624
>not choosing magikarp instead
dude just skin it, season it and bake it (or fry it if you're a fat fuck like those savages from koni koni)
>>30333629
I used to date Whitney from Johto but she was a total bitch

I wish there were more Pokémon video games, I really hate the idea of traveling for years just to play and battle with Pokémon.

Why hasn't anyone put it on the wiiu yet?

>>30333588
The Zoroark recovered just fine, stop being traumatized.

>used to hang out in these threads but started feeling like a super autist and ended up bailing
>tfw debating joining in again
What do I do lads

>>30333629
I have, just don't. The volume of challengers they get daily compounded with the fact that they're stuck doing one thing for the rest of their lives makes the relationship... depressing to say the least.

>>30333629
Candice was surprisingly nice but it didn't work out.

Alola is a rural backwater ruled by tapus that need to be put in their place. There. I said it.


They just got a pokemon league a couple weeks ago ffs

>>30333689
>Not playing Animals Sun and Moon

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Why do people get so butthurt when someone mentions pokephilia? Most Pokemon are sapient, I could understand the hate if they weren't.
inb4 >sinnoh

>>30333706
I do it because i'm bored as fuck but if you think about it it's not really that autistic
Besides i have a social life

>>30333706
Join us, rp is always fun.

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>>30333741
They just got a league and it was already beat by an 11 year old kid from Kanto.

Are you even trying Aloniggers?

I am a worried Alola Mother, the females in team skull kidnap young boys to molest them then kill them because they will the police everything, honestly something needs to be done with these predators.

>live in alola, under the benevolent watch of our "guardian" deities
>koko is alright, but only shows up and does its job whenever it feels like
>lele will sometimes give people cancer for shits and giggles
>bulu once destroyed an entire town and a supermarket because they were built on some poorly defined "sacred ground"
>poni is a desolate shithole because fini is a psychobitch that makes people wander in her fog until they die of exhaustion

Will someone hurry up and catch these fuckers already? Why the fuck am I supposed to worship those assholes when cause more problems than they solve?

>>30333759
>johto

>>30333759
>>30332015
you were there weren't you

Any of you Alolafags have any experience with ultra beasts? There's this wacky one in the woods near my condo. I thought it was some weaboo with spiky hair until it fried my power. Any idea how to deal with this thing? None of my pokemon want to go near it.

>>30333813
Dont engage it those things can wreck the fucking Tapus with no effort, just avoid it before it blows up a 2 km radius.

>>30333787
I need to do this. I want to make Koko pay for being a bipolar asshole. I want to use a Master Ball and box it so it never gets a good fight from me.

>>30333706
i do it because its fun my bud

>>30333759
I'm fine with it if it's consensual and that the owner gets the proper permits and shit. It's cases like with Vulpix or Salazzle that rustle my jimmies.

is there racism in the pokeworld?

>>30333787
I think somebody catched Koko not to long ago, but idk about the rest.
They dissapearence would be really important for the region tho, and it's not like they battle every single person that goes to the ruins

>>30333813
Just leave it to your shitty guardians and your 11 year old champion to deal with it :^)

Alolafags, when will they learn?

I need to sleep. May Lunala bless you guys or whatever.

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>>30333802
I don't follow, anon

>>30333813
Thank you for your report. An international police unit will be notified shortly.

Um guys what do you do when your Pokemon are trying to be to "friendly"with you

Collectorfag here, any apps I should get for my Pokephone 7? Wanting apps that connect to my PC like PokePelago or PokeAmie

>>30333787
Tapu Lele is a psychic type theres a rumor it constantly mindfucks everyone living on Akala Island to never pay attention to its shenanigans.

>>30333861
But have you seen an Alolan Vuplix? If it doesn't make your diglet harden, there's something wrong with you

>Tsareena keeps taking my chair to sit on with the other pokemon for meal time.
I mean, I can get it back easily with gently petting her crown, but jeez. High class indeed.

>>30333908
It would, but only because it would be frozen. Fucking Ice-types is just dickular suicide.

>>30333921
That's pretty cute.

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help there's a bidoof in my house and it wants blood what do i do

pic related it's the bidoof

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>get curious and decide to look up what's under a mimikyu's sheet
>see picture
Why have these things not been exterminated yet

>>30333892
That's funny, every shitty Kanto tourist I've met has been completely clueless. What about your guardian deities? What do you have, a couple of stupid birds?

>>30333357
Why are those female skull grunts thirsty? One of them snapped and forced herself onto me after I beat her in a poker battle off Route16.

>>30333884
Alola is full of shitskins, luckily here in Snowpoint they'll freeze to death

>>30332939
Greetings from Jubilife. Probably not here, would've been on the news. Get your shit together though.

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>yfw Gumshoo actually won his bid to become Unova's president

>>30333953
How did you touch it? Didnt it phase through you?

>>30331749
SEX

>>30333953
How are you not dead man? Everyone who saw what it looked like has died in a matter of minutes

>>30333954
Funny consdiering an 11 year old Kantofag is your champion, can't even win your own fucking pokemon league, when will Alolafags learn?

>>30333998
The sheet is physical material, I thought?

>>30333954
>What about your guardian deities?
See: >>30333787 At least your birds only fuck with you if you attack them.

>>30332247
Ultra Beasts are beautiful creatures, and should be treated as such. We should embrace their beauty and let them into our hearts.

>>30333981
They are criminal scum, I heard a group of female skull grunts used a pokemon to light a child on fire for fun.

>>30333951
Punch it in the face anon. Just machamp out on its rodent ass.

>>30334015
>believing superstition
What a fucki

>>30333953
>Looking under a Mimikyu's sheet without permission
Rest in shit anon; poor bastard's probably already dead.

>In Orre
>Everyone's been on vacation in Alola
>Have to fucking stay here

>>30334015
You probably believe that every Shedinja trainer is a soulless husk, too?

Pokefans can yiff in hell. I love pokemon but I sure as hell won't fap to the thought of shagging one.

>>30330886
Have any of you kissed a mon before? I admit I've sneaked a couple on my Gardevoir when one looks. She's been kinda too affectionate in front of company lately and I'm worried my folks will get uppity and try to sell her off.

If you have tried stuff on your mons, how do you handle it and do your friends know?

>>30334045
All lies. They're just a bunch of misguided kids from the inner city. No different from the average punk, they're easy prize money if you have the time.

>>30334092
t.Glaceon Owner

>>30333899
Pet them

>>30334072
dare you to toss a bunch of your local low-level fodder into an empty house or two

>>30334118
You sick fuck.

>>30334072
>>Have to fucking stay here
What the fuck do you mean by that?

>>30334045
I heard that they run a Tsareena prostitution ring out side of Po Town. Saw one of locals getting a quickie with a pregnant Tsareena while the skull trainer counted the money

Hoenn Scientist here

The Shedinja is most likely the most invincible creature on earth. Test have found the following do nothing to it:
Nuclear radiation
Poisoning
Nuclear explosions
Dropping the temperature to absolute zero

What on earth are these things made of?

>>30332411
Release it, bidoof is far better

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>>30334118

>>30334118
Vespiquen kisses taste like honey.

>>30334148
speak english next time
>>30334162
Hypothetically I MIGHT have POSSIBLY participated in one of the biggest heists in history and am on like 10 watch lists but let's not talk about that.

>>30334137
How does owning a Glaceon make you like that guy?
I don't own one but I'd totally fug one

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>>30334173
ghost stuff

My friend dared me to enter some weird house in the middle of Eterna Forest, should I do it Sinnoh bros?

>>30332411
Just stick with it. By the time it's fully evolved, you'll have a powerful Dragonite that'll be your companion for life.

>>30334036
Fuck off Aethershit

>>30334173
Did you light it on fire?

>>30334072
You're not missing much. Alola is a shithole.

I REALLY NEED HELP LADS, I GOT LICKED BY A HAUNTER WHILE VISITING LAVENDER TOWN AND THERE ARE NO EXORCISTS AROUND

HOW FUCKED AM I?

>>30334173
Scientist from Orre here.

The thing about a Shedinja is that its body isn't fully tethered to the corporeal plane. Our research here suggests that Shedinjas' bodies exist on the same layer of existence that the energy released by attacks travels along.

>>30334267
Can't be worse than Orre. Yesterday some meathead challenged me to a pokemon battle for being too close to him.

>>30334273
How in the fuck are you typing?

>>30334273
Just go to a hospital. Haunter licks are poisonous, but not lethal to humans. Do you have a rotomdex? Those little shits always exaggerate to fuck with you.

Good Afternoon eveyone I would like to make a declaration for a business proposition. There is a girl with blonde hair, green eyes, and wears a stylishly just terrible white clothing style with a ugly bag on her at all times. I will pay the highest bidder around 30,000 dollars if they deliver her to the port in Akala Island at around 8 p.m on Sunday to one of my informants. Dont worry this is no scam I really do alot of money but my informant will hand it over to you, we will never meet but you have my promise.

>>30333733
Damn anon, I remember her being pretty chill when I met her. She let me just skate around and battle incoming trainers in her gym. She looks really fucking cute too anon, sorry she just wasn't right for you.

>>30334308
Hate to break it to you but that happens literally everywhere

>>30334317
i've been numb for like the last 5 minutes
i can't even reach for my pokeballs or i'd just have chansey heal me up

if any kantobros are in the area HELP

>>30334308
You think THAT'S bad? Try being worried about having cancer whenever you see your "guardian" deity.

Hey guys, I have a question. My Tsareena woke me up last night (she doesn't like being in a pokeball), and did some strange things to me. First, she started stepping on my penis and wouldn't stop no matter how much I pleaded. I tried to run but whenever I did she'd just attack me. Eventually she started emit this weird scent and I blacked out. Now when I woke up in the morning, it hurts to pee and I'm not sure why.

Has anyone had this happen before? I'm afraid to ask anyone around me because I don't want them to think I'm a bad trainer. Tsareena is currently in the other room but I'm scared she's going to do it again tonight.

>brother tells me he'll give me 50,000 pokedollars if i can catch a feebas and show it to him
>been at it for 3 fucking days and not encountered a single feebas this entire time
The Magikarp population is too out of control in Alola. Someone really needs to do something about it.

>>30334308
At least that sudden string of Pokemon stealing ended, right?

>>30330886
>force your smeargle to paint masterpieces
>say they're your own
>feed him berries so he won't even care
>sell them for thousands
>profit

>>30334267
They've got some cool looking 'Mons though. If I take my Muk to Alola, will it change colours?

>>30334326
i can't move, my entire body is frozen and i'm stuck near pokemon tower

i'm even starting to hear voices now
someone fucking send help

>>30334414
just pray to arceus or some shit that you'll be fine

>be me
>breederfag
>raising bounsweet for food
>bounsweet corpses around pens
>decide to put Riolu on guard to alert me on what the fuck keeps killing my bounsweets
> fucking eevees
How do I stop the bastards from touching the Bounsweets? I can't use my Riolu because it has never fought in its lifetime.

>>30334378
Access the GTS through whatever devices you have nearby. I'll send you a Volcarona to scare some submission into her. Or an Ariados, if you'd prefer a more ironic punishment.

Did you guys know Ghost type pokemon can possess people? You didnt hear this from me but get this the owners of Lavender town are all ghost types inside of human bodies, the town was built using their resource to trick humans into living there, under the town is a spiritual insignia many kms wide and as long as a human is on this insignia their souls can be taken from them.

Most of the crime in Lavender town is actually this but the Lavender Town officials will never tell the truth, many people report their love ones dropping dead mysteriously. The ghost types that take out your souls also are smart they possess people then murder them and extract the soul afterwards.

Just warn people to not go to Lavender Town, even the pokemon center nurses are ghost types convincing you to stay.

>>30334414
Use an antidote on yourself if you have one. They aren't designed for human use, but will do the job in an emergency. Good luck.

Hey guys do any of you know what an Indian elephant is?

>>30334414

The Pokemon Rangers have received your SOS and will be sending a pair of Rangers to help you immediately. Do not power off your Pokedex, Gear, or otherwise. If a Pokemon happens to drag you off after you've done so, it will become much harder to locate you.

>>30334445
Riolu is super effective, give him a chance to fend off some vermin. Who knows, maybe you'll end up with a lucario

>>30334445
Primeapes.
If you're lucky, after he kills the eevees, it'll get so mad from the lack of eevees to kill that it dies

>>30334401
Nah, it has to evolve there.

>>30334463
I think it's some Water-type Pokemon from a region that hasn't opened up to the world yet.

>>30334445
get a lycanroc (midday only, night ones are fucking vicious)

Orrefag here.
Anyone want their pokemon powered up? I got a cool machine that unlocks the inner potential of your pokemon

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I'm so fucking sick of the fridge I have to share with my dumbass roommate. I keep my vanillite in the freezer and his fat ass always thinks its a spare ice cream cone.

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I found this in the sand yesterday and now it loves me and the cops want it. What do?

>>30334497
Don't listen to him. That machine gives a single burst of power, but shuts down all other growth potential of the Pokemon, and causes it to go feral. By the time it's done, it might as well be wild again.

>>30330886
I taught my Alakazam to speak english, it can also translate for the other pokemon. Pretty cool. Now I can know exactly how they feel, and what they want and need. I can also bond closer to them and in some cases have conversations. Why haven't you taught your psychic type how to talk? They're smart enough.

>>30334521
sell it on the black market

>>30334497
Nice try Orme kike. This is why Orre will never be a relevant country

>>30334545
That's horrible, it's like a 30 foot tall fat pillow that likes belly rubs.

>>30331323
Dude, are you judging people based on their origin of birth?
Not cool dude

>>30334521
You are lucky lucky, so lucky! One of the wondrous ones have contacted you! You have been blessed! Blessed! When this world is culled for judgment by Arceus, you will be safe in the next! We chosen few will build the new world!

>>30334489
I live in Floccessy (breederland) and Primapes aren't in Unova, anything else? I also cant kill the Eevees because tourists get very pissy.

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If I be killed will I become a gastly then some asshole is going to catch me and keep me in a fucking pokeball forever because he needs me in his dex? Am I the only one that fears this?

>>30334527
>>30334565
You guys are such fucking faggots. You know when Cipher disbanded we destroyed all of those shadow machines anyway?

>>30334604
>2016
>still believing in arceus

>>30334358
I don't know how the hell you're typing this, but anyways, you're fucked man. Gg

>>30334604
>culled for judgment by Arceus
lol he thinks imaginary pokemon are real

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>>30330886

Did you guys hear theres some backwards shithole really far away that is still in the feudal era and it has a very weird shape.

>>30334613
You know ghost types pokemon aren't actually ghosts right?

>>30334614
They're all destroyed? I got out of Orre when that ocean liner was wrecked.

>>30334612
Trap em and export them to the Kanto/Johto/Hoenn/Sinnoh regions. In fact, Mr. Backlot of Sinnoh is always looking for more Eevees to put in his trophy garden.

>>30334654
Conquest was the shit. Why does no one talk about it?

My Primarina wants to learn Misty Terrain, wat do?

Anyone else find it weird every Akala Island Kahuna has a nonexistent love life?

>>30332903
>Sinnohfags in one post.

>>30330886
Holy shit I just beat the elite 4 and got a full ride to Smogon university
I'm gonna be a pro trainer

>>30334628
>>30334625
Arceus isn't a god though!
Arceus is an alien! An invader from another world! Thousands of years ago, there were no Pokemon on this planet! But when Arceus arrived, it wiped civilization, and humanity rebuilt it alongside Pokemon, with the two keeping one another in check!

>>30334695
No idea but the music in it is just holy sweet arceus amazing.

>>30334675
That shit was amazing. I still can't believe we fucking stole an ocean liner. Can you believe that?

Anyone else own a Garchomp here? I've raised mine since he was a Gible and he's never shown any aggression towards me or my team but lately he's been getting snappy and agitated, like he's mad at me or something. I've taken him to a couple of Pokemon centers to see if he's okay and they said he was healthy and as far as I know, I've not done anything to upset him. This has never been a problem before so any advice would be appreciated.

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>>30334604
>Arceus
>Not The Flying Tangela Monster
Pleb, the giant thing is now sleeping in my yard, snoring. Sorry neighbors!

>>30334754
Let him hunt.

Guys I started breeding Mareanie in order to get a different coloured version but because of the recessive genes it took thousands lf attempts, I released the rest back into the wild but now officials are talking about a great decrease in the region's Corsola population and the international police are beginning to ask daycares, what do I do?!?

>>30334604
>>30334625
>>30334725
Hail Giratina xdxd

>>30332927
From a fellow bug trainer, the best bug is Ribombee. That lil thing kicks ass. Also grab a Heracross, Scizor, and Pinsir. Use a net ball to catch Wimpod.

>>30334789
From what I heard, you go to the distortion world when you die. Shit's fucking neat there, sideways water

My sister took a swim in Verity when she came back she just stared for hours and responded to everything I did as if she had no emotions. Is their something in that water I should know about.

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>mfw this loser's been trying to be a pokemon master for 18 years

Ok, so I'm like 10 or something, and I just became Champion of my region.

This happened all in 2 hours, or something I swear. This morning I got my very first pokemon from a professor, and before I know it I beat a terrorist organization, captured a pokemon that controls a part of the universe, and now I'm champion.

Here's the thing though. I don't know jack shit about politics. What do I even do now?
Do I give out a message to my people?
How do pokenomics work?
Should I worry about war with other regions?
Are the Elite Four like my advisers or something?
So many questions.

I appreciate any help.

>>30334824
Are you tourists or something? Every native knows you don't fuck around with the lakes

>>30334838
In what universe is coming second place at the Kalos league at the age of 10 a "loser"?

>>30333944
Generally, it's cute. Other times, it's annoying. Especially with how crafty she's getting...

>>30334775
You think that would help? I'll try it but I just landed in the Unova region for the first time in a while so I'm not too familiar with the locations. Where's a good place for that?

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So I recently evolved my Luxio into a Luxray.

Well I didn't do anything. I just kind of caught it while on a trip and brought it back home. I like to let it loose out of the ball around my apartment since I cant keep that thing inside. Anyway it likes to kill Ratticate and Linoone in it's freetime. Which is how it evolved.

I'm not a trainer and I dont even have 1 badge, so she wont listen to me. Pretty sure I lost her ball. If I dont do something quick she might scare the neighbors and I could get evicted.


What do?

>>30334917
Unova? Shit. Contact a ranger service, there are some preserves to the east.

Why are Kantonians such stuck up assholes. Everytime I meet one they always go on about how better the Pokemon are from there and how lame all the Pokemon form other regions look. I swear it's like they act like they started the whole idea of battling Pokemon

>>30334864
dude's been a literal joke since the hoenn championship, instead of going back home and getting better he fucking goes to shit up another reigon

i was at the docks earlier and saw this fucking poser and i wanted to sick my dragonite on him right there
but he was with the kahunas and i don't want to fuck with them
dude is cancer and should just retire

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>>30334972
>Kanto still thinks there's only 150 pokemon

>>30334936
Are you a pokemon photographer?
I've never seen that one before! Which region is it from? I can't find anything in the dex for it. It looks a tiny bit like a Meowth but with different colored fur and differently shaped face.

>>30334989
dude their Champion is a fucking legend, have you ever seen Red in a match? he's a fucking genius

>>30334824
She got mind wiped by Uxie bro. Take her to Rowan's lab, he'll probably listen to you

>>30335042
Red is a fag, at least Cynthia has a great body and doesn't hole herself up on a fucking mountain all the time.

>>30335028
It's actually a highly detailed drawing I've resized.

I like to draw cute made up animals in my spare time.

My 5th generation Pokedex is starting to glitch out, what should I do

>>30334952
My cousin mentioned those when I first got here, I think. I was going to double check tomorrow afternoon before going out. Thanks for the reminder.

I'm still worried though. If this doesn't help, I don't know what else to do.

>>30335070
You should make them into a video game sometime. Call it "Animals"

>>30335082
Merge with it and become the perfect life form.

>>30335084
Have you been Mega Evolving your Garchomp recently? I heard that unless your bond is strong enough it could have some psychological trauma.

>>30335084
Garchomp are fierce and proud. It'll help, they need to hunt. They get antsy if they don't kill their own meat once in a while. Alternately, look for some strong trainers to fight, their blood runs hot.

Danm why do you guys hate us Sinnohfags so much
Anyways I got two things going on here, I found two Ralts and their both the opposite gender, and i've heard that it's not smart to keep both since they tend to make LOTS of babies.

Also anyone heard of those Galactic people?
Going on about creating a new Universe? Sounds like bullshit to me, but I have seen them, pretty strange group... my Infernape doesn't seem to like 'em...

>>30335107
Sorry, not interested in becoming a god right now.

God I fucking hate dragon types they should be banned they are too overpowered to the point where most pokemon battling professionals are usually dragon specialist.

Guys, my little sister lost her favorite toy 10 years ago and I swear it's standing in our backyard. What the fuck is going on?

My Kirlia got so excited it distorted some reality and now there is this white hole just floating around in the Petalburg Woods, it may look harmless but I saw a a Beautifly fly into it and just disappear afterwards.

>>30335256
They hate us 'cause they anus

Sinnoh master race!

>some fag trades me a zoroark for my lycanroc
>the zoroark always trashes my house and fucks up the neighbors yards while i'm asleep at night
How do I get this situation under control? My neighbors are going to start charging me for the damage soon.

>>30335278
Git gud. Dragons are in general the hardest type to train. There's a reason why most trainers don't have one but the professionals do.

humanzzzzz zzzzzzuck

>>30335256
>Going on about creating a new Universe? Sounds like bullshit to me, but I have seen them, pretty strange group... my Infernape doesn't seem to like 'em...
Maybe they'll make a Universe where pokemon don't exist. I think it would be hilarious.

>>30335341
Oh anon dont you know all dark types are evil.

>>30335343
t.PorygonZ

>>30335390
Are there porygon among us right now?

>>30335160
I don't have Garchompite yet. I don't know if it's because it's outside the region, but it's too expensive to buy and I haven't heard of anyone finding some outside of Kalos. After I finish this family visit here in Unova I'm heading over there to try and find some myself.

>>30335173
One of the nurses at a center said something like that too and I've been having more battles since then to see if that helps. I'll keep trying. I care for him a lot and I don't want to be neglectful like I feel like I'm being.

>>30335387
Considering what this thing has done to my poor house, I'm willing to believe that.
Someone fucking help me.

I hatched an egg my Decidueye found and this Rowlet is green? Is it sick?

>>30335418
PorygonZ can somehow bypass the captcha

>>30335387
Not all dark types! #DarkTypesMatter

I best most of you privileged trainers traveling the world with your Pokemon got all the money you needed from your parents.

>>30335429
Minty green? If so, that's a shiny.

hey i just caught your god
i own it now
dont worry i give it lots of pets and pokebeans

>>30335424

First thing off, you traded for an evolved dark-type known for having an aggressive streak that you had absolutely no prior relationship with. That's a pretty stupid move on your part.

Best thing I've seen done in such cases is to appeal to its sense of superiority - it believes it's the strongest around, so with no competition, it does as it pleases. Please don't tell me it's your only Pokemon, as one of the best things you can do is consistently battle your new Zoroark into submission over and over again, treat its wounds personally(this is important, don't take it to a Center over and over again), and try to reassure it that you can help it grow stronger if it LISTENS TO YOU and stops vandalizing everything.

>>30335526
Basically what anon is saying is piss on it to assert your dominance.

Ever since my Buneary evolved, I have had strange feelings for it. I was used to it trying to punch me with my ears, but over time, it has become more okay with being around me.

But then it evolved. And even from it just sitting down next to me, I can't help but stare at its legs.

What do I do?

>>30335545

I think he'd lose his dick if he did that, anon.

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>>30335466
>mfw I had to get my starter pokemon from a Nurse Joy rather than a snoody professor
>mfw I couldn't go on an adventure with it because parents were poor
>mfw because the government cut corners, they acquired my starter at a Breeding Mill
>mfw because of the poor breeding quality, it developed several genetic diseases over the course of the year I had him
>mfw he had to be put down because he was only suffering at that point

Who's your shoulder mon? Mine is my blue Shuckle. Apparently they're really rare.

>>30335552 go to the nearest psychologist and have a talk

>>30335492
Shiny? Is it supposed to be glowing or something? I mean, I heard Pokemon would have different colors sometimes, but I didn't know there was a term for that.

>>30335596
Why didn't you just hit a rattata with a stick or a rock a few times? Just save up enough for a single pokeball, and you are good to go.

>>30335633
Some Professors in Johto coined the term when they started showing up.

some of you trainers are alright, don’t go to the battle tree tomorrow

What sort of magic are these totem pokemon on Alola dudes? Im from Unova and came to take the trial challenge but holy fuck these things are unreal they tank even super effective moves without a single shit given, how did people even beat these things?

>>30335773
I heard it has to do with some of the weird holes that opened from the sky recently.

Johtoen over here, hows the crime been over there in the other regions? This place is boring and ive been thinking of moving, but I hear about crazy teams in other regions all the time....

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Because I don't want to be part of a system that manufactures pokemon just because it's tradition.