Guzma thread

>>30317976
someone do a wake me up version of op pic please

Is writeanon here?

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Comfy.

>>30318006
This picture does things to me.

>ywn go out and catch bugs with guzma
>writeanon will never post the next part of the dom guzma fic
;_;

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would you hug a bug?

>>30318248
I want to lay down on him and not let go
he will be cuddled wether he wants to or not

>>30318252
Writeanon's probably asleep. They wrote a lot yesterday. Give 'em time to do their own thing.

>>30318320
>asleep
in which time zone is it night right now?

>>30318349
>being able to sleep at night
tell me what its like anon

>>30318403
sleeping only six hours is okay once you get used to it

>>30318298
I want to straddle him while he looks up at me like that then snuggle him.

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>>30318284
Yes, Pokemon bugs are cute.

>>30317976
I bred an Ariados so I could raise myself a Spinarak from level one. I named him Guzma.

This man truly is good.

Also, who else was supremely impressed by his team and battling skills?

>>30313639
Like route 2 or something, there's a dude's house.

>>30318573
The house next to the berry fields with the yellow swing outside. In english the dad says "But I was the one who got beat." That's not the wording you'd use if Guzma attacked first.

>>30317976
I want to carry Guzma's Wimpod babies!

>>30318647
I don't think he let his Golisopod breed in the daycare anon sorry to disappoint you

>>30317976
Did anybody else notice Guzma crying when Lillie asked Lusamine if she cares about him?

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i hope somebody at gamefreak got fired over this blunder

>>30318522
I got wrecked by him in his third battle. No regrets, I like that he was able give me some challenge, not saying others didn't, but yeah.

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http://archiveofourown.org/chapters/19897369
hnnng
this is gonna get good

>>30318708
the fuck do you mean

>>30318708
what blunder I'm lost, isn't that taken after he disbands team skull and he's wearing his new glasses?

>>30318788
>isn't that taken after he disbands team skull and he's wearing his new glasses
is that a thing?

>>30318706
>ywn tell Guzma that you really care about him

>>30318730
>AU where a lot of stuff is different
That sure is descriptive

>>30318813
yea, Guzma and Plumeria both get a 2nd outfit after that happens

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>>30318706
>tfw you follow the only adult who's ever cared about you into a different universe only to discover she couldn't care less about you and you will never see your home again and will die unloved and as alone as a human possibly can be.

>>30318888
maybe they just wanna keep it a surprise?
i'm just reading for the future lewds since mind break appeals to me.
also nice quads

>>30318977
Mind break can appeal to me too but eh

>>30318721
He totally wrecked me too, 3 times in a row.
I will always treasure the TM he gave me

>>30318957
i want to find this guzma a good home

>>30318957
B-but anon, we battle with him in the Battle Tree!
I like to imagine that when the battling is over Guzma and I hang out and talk. I also like to think we sneak away to a private area to fuck before I leave.

>>30318721
Me too holy shit. I never had trouble against him until the end. And just earlier, Anabel spanked me too. The jump in difficulty of the postgame was unexpected.

>>30318995
the summary could be better, yeah. the writing is passable so i'm fine with it.
mind break is great but whenever it's in doujins it's so predictable it hurts sometimes.
>hey we're going to rape you guys with our dongs ;^)
>no pls stop
>a while later...
>i love cock
>wow we sure broke those sows huh
>the end

>>30318957
And your parents and team members (not counting Plumeria) never get to know what happened to you.

>>30319207
Is there any art of them doing stuff with chicken yet, they even called her cute and were embarassed she heard their conversation.

Also the two dudes by the hedge

>>30319169
>>wow we sure broke those sows huh
>Nothing can beat the cock
>Yep, nothing can beat it

>>30318999
I'm not sure what to do with the TM and the dawn stone he gave you. Just keeping them as mementos for now.

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>>30319217
nah, havent seen any of that yet

>>30319225

Getting that dawn stone was great. I love how it basically boiled down to

>Shut up, fuck you, I don't like you. But here's my lucky charm since childhood so just take it or whatever

Why is Guzma so tsundere?

>>30319225
I dont like to use swagger but I'll probably work it into one of my mons. The dawnstone I dont know yet.

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>>30317976
>so this is z-power, huh...not bad...

>>30319217
What did they talk about?
Not sure if people are thinking too much over what they said.

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I want to cuddle the Gooseman. I bet he's warm.

>>30319338
Oh, oh. I get the reference now.

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>>30319360
The guy by the hedge says "Why does he keep staring at me? Does he see how hot I am or something?"

>>30319338
Delete this
Kittan didn't deserve his death

>>30319406
That doesn't sound gay, guys are concerned about their looks to, not just by girls but how people in general view them. Not to mention Team Skull is full of failed kids with low self-esteem, so it's no wonder if they look down on themselfs.

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>>30319568
It doesn't sound explicitly gay but with all the other gay stuff it's thought of as gay.

>>30319406
Are these the two who talked about a t-shirt the other one had borrowed and the second one came up with idea that they should just put names on them and then gets called out that they all are named Grunts?

>Post-story Guzma meeting up with all of his former grunts one by one
>He's supportive of whatever they're choosing to pursue next
>Some of them mumble "Is it ok to hug you, ex-boss...?"
>Gives them a big bear hug

>>30319612
yea

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>>30319374
Guzma was a mistake, A MISTAKE.
Thanks GF.

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Trying to do that 1-hour drawing challenge thing from Twitter. Gotta mske something cute!

>>30319598
Could be a girl who thought that battling in rain is romantic in general, not because you are there. Like almost everything they say is quite ambigouos.

>>30319715
Yea but since it's with a girl it makes it seem gay.

Like the shit with lillie and shauna or whoever it was in XY when you watched the fireworks with her

>>30319638
What a way to break the fourth wall. I thought that was hilarious.
>>30319664
Daw. Getting there.

>>30319648
A fuckin' beautiful mistake.

>>30319550
>not wanting Guzma to die as a hero
me neither but still

>>30317976
Is this the worst team boss we've had yet? Nobody else is pathetic enough to use a fucking ariados

>>30318706
I havent seen him crying only having a sad face (at least as much as i could see in that scene on a shit quality video), were there tears?

>>30319737
Mhm.
I remember back in XY there was this Black Belt character who went trough a sex change and it was explained quite well. In a way that you get an "Aha!" after you read what they said. I liked that.
I wish they could be more explicit or straight forward if they put gay or lbgt characters in general in the game. I don't mean in a lewd way, but in a way that you get the idea of instantly what is going on. Something like "Me and my boyfriend/girlfriend/lover came for a holiday/moved in here".
I dunno, maybe it could be possible in the future installments?

>>30319890
Yea a bunch of people got upset over that iirc.

>>30319867
fuck you Ariados is a good bug

>>30319867
Ariados is cool and Golisopod is great

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>>30319867
Well, he mains bugs and he does get Scisor in the post-game. It's nice to see Pokemon you wouldn't use being used by bosses or whatever.
You fucking take that back! Ariados is cute!

>>30319715
Stop pooping on this party

>>30319931
>>30319944
>>30319960
good opinions

>>30320011
nice get anon

>>30319889
https://youtu.be/dYOYJHde6bY?t=10m11s Look closely at Guzma's face. It's hard to see and the scene changes pretty quick but the tears are there

>>30319918
Yeah. I would like to think that when people are exposed to lbgt people in media or real life, they get better understanding of it and more accepting of it over time.

>>30317976
I felt bad that Guzma always had a breakdown whenever I beat him. I wonder if he's still in contact with Team Skull.

Speaking of which, why is Plumeria never around Po Town?

>>30320048
And naturally it doesn't start at the right point, fantastic. Put it at about 10:11

>>30319867
>Gets some stat boosts this gen
>Gets great moves
>Significance increased because fairies
Idk it seems ok. His late game pokemon are more intimidating.

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>>30320083
Because she is in the Battle Tree?
It is just me or did she feel like a mystery? We don't know much about her troughout the game. Except that she acts as a big sister for grunts and is Guzma's right hand man and in charge when he is away.
>>30319992
Sorry. Not sorry.

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Poor thing.

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>>30320048
yeah, that does look like a tear

>>30320048
>>30320289
either you're all fucking with me or i'm blind

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>>30320347
does smaller size and a circle help you

>>30320347
It's easier to see in the video, and even then you really have to be looking for it.

I want Guzma's shirt to shrink in the wash, and he'll wear it anyway, unintentionally distracting his grunts who are staring at his exposed stomach, not daring to say anything about it to Guzma

>>30320289
It is hard to say because of the quality. Looks like a conveniently placed pixel on the line between different shades.
everyone knows ya boi dont cry

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>>30319834
>After you battle Lusamine she realizes she's a Pokemon now and tries attacks you herself.
>Guzma jumps in front of you and blocks her, winds up getting bloodied but is still protecting you.
>He yells at you to run
>You don't want to leave him but Lillie grabs your hand and pulls you away
>You exit the wormhole and it closes, effectively trapping Guzma in Ultra Space.

>>30320048
>>30320289
>>30320390
No, guys, it's part of the model going down the camera.

If you watch even closer before that part, it shows up again earlier then regroups before rebounding back out.

Not saying it's a bad thought though.

>>30320430
*On the end on the line, that is a part of his face

>>30320390
>>30320402
i thought that's what everyone was talking about, but it still looks like a random pixel to me

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>>30319867
>Not realizing the trick with Ariados

No one takes Ariados seriously, that's what he's counting on. So while you sit there sending out one of your lower level shitters, not really concerned about it, maybe he surprises you and hits you with Fell Stinger (Which has been buffed to 50BP this gen), gets the KO, and gets +3 attack.

Then you're facing a Lv30 monster with 238ATK (It has 31IVs, 252EVs, and an Adamant nature), Shadow Sneak, and Sucker Punch, and a STAB bug move. Oh, and god help you if it gets another KO with Fell Stinger and hits 382ATK.

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>>30320442
No, anon, stop!

>>30320502
Why do you keep deleting it and reposting it

>>30320442
Are you the anon posting all those r00d images of Guzma getting bullied?

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>>30320408
What sight would that be.
Exposing every single muscle and body curve like wearing a spandex.

>>30320557
I forgot to add the EVs to the attack total

>>30320557
He didn't post the reply link

>>30320643
but he posted it in >>30320356

i guess it was because of >>30320608

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>>30320656
here you go

>ywn harvest guzma's semen with a well-practiced blowjob
>ywn drink his cum gratefully after he shoots his load into your mouth
>a little bit of his seed will never dribble out of the corner of your mouth and onto your face without you realizing it

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>>30320693
?
Yes dude I can see it.

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>>30319374
GOOSE

>>30320514
>ywn assume Guzma is dead only to have him come back, looking worse for wear but smiling, and run into his arms as he tells you that he fought hard so he could get back to you.

>>30320558
No. I only like bullied Guzma if it gets a happy ending.

>>30320693
lmao, it's not a big deal. I forgot to add the EVs in the first one, and the reply link got deleted in the second one. No need to obsess about it

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can cute grunts come too?

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>>30320460
shhh let us dream

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>>30320763
>when you're trying to be sly but people think you're obsessing
I shall take my leave

>>30320707

It's sometimes comical to read fanfics where the person cums like no tomorrow when reality it's about a spoonful amount.

>>30320801
Yes, grunts and Plumeria are welcome.

>>30320820
fanfics where the guy cums an unrealistic amount are the best though

>>30319664
I took too long, so had to change it before time ran out. Oh well, at least I tried!

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>>30320189
But anon, she hangs out in one of those trailers near Route 13.

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>>30320754
Oh, what a nice turns of events.

>>30320880
Is that old lady her grandma?

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reminder that guzma will never crush you like a bug with this beautiful, well trained, giant hands

>>30320912
>ywn be smashed by guzma after losing to him at po town
i don't want to live anymore
reality is shit without guzma

>>30320875
Oops, wrong one. Slightly altered version

>>30320442
I would cry.

>>30320875
It's ok, anon. Even a sketch is something.
>>30320880
Does the grunt know Team Skull has been dispanded? Also that granny looks like Guzma's mom. Probably just same model.

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>>30320768

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>>30320460
Ah shit ok I see what you're saying now.

Still looks pretty bummed out [spoilers]maybe he's just so dead inside at this point he can't cry[/spoilers]

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>>30320880
shes such a tsundere
you know if they were alone she'd turn to jelly though

>>30321007
Just press Ctrl+S to do spoilers, anon

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>>30320971
Good job anon! It's cute!

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>>30321040
oh shit not that anon but i didnt know that. thanks dude

>>30321052
Thank you! I accidentally left a small detail out, and can't go back to delete the file. It's driving me nuts!

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>>30320768
>>30321000
I bet this happens with hamburgers and ice cream too.

>>30317976
You team skull ruffians are nothin but trouble!

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>>30320971
Okay, HERE.
The real-real deal. Rushing makes me save fast without making certain things visible.

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>>30321062
No problem, just don't forget that even though a Guzma came out, doesn't mean it was our boi Guzma. He's a Faller now, and based off of what I could interpret, I'm fairly sure that within an Ultra Beast dimension, it causes dimensional rifts and timelines are a bit intertwined. Ya boi Guzma might actually still be in the UB dimension.

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>I think this is funny

>>30321156
but mohn is his dad

>>30321218
Step-dads are a thing, anon

>>30321218
Not anymore

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>>30321133
trouble you say?

>First fighting him
>Haha he is team skull so he is probably not that hard
>Golisopod kills half my team with priority moves
>Only survive because of Mareanie
What the shit is this thing.

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>>30321139
No, no, no, no. I didn't even consider that. No! Just when things were starting to go well for him.
>>30321135
>>30321104
It's ok, I most likely wouldn't have noticed anything if you didn't specifically mention it.

>>30321231
I meant because the image seems to imply colress is his dad

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>>30321139
>Faller Guzma ends up attracting Xurkitrees
>They're confused, because he's not a portal home, he's just a miniature Xurkitree
>They attack other beasts who try to touch Guzma
>Begs the protag to help him

>>30321272
the one who did it put Colress in as a a placeholder

>>30321243
the best bug

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>>30321273
>His hair grows out more over time
>The Xurkitrees see this as him gaining power
>Soon the Xurkitrees make him their king and forms a monarchy society based around him
>He doesn't understand whats happening

>>30321273
well I feel that this post a good enough excuse to post this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7Dfr4zDdAc

>>30317976
I just beat Guzma and Team-Skull in Po-Town, am i going to have more encounters with Guzma in the future?

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>>30321321
Gotta repost this Guzmanon piece because it's one of my favorite things

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>>30321376

>>30321250
I guess I'm my own worst critic, but thank you!!
>>30321376
Thank you for liking it that much.

>>30321351
Yep, Po ain't the last of him.

>>30321351
Yeah boi.
His next one is pretty tough. Or it was for me at least because the only thing I had to deal with Golisopod was a slightly underleveled Magneton. And he got rid of my toxic spikes with his damn spider.

>>30321321
>In the end, Guzma creates a "gang" of Xurkitrees like he did with the skull gang
>They're just as dumb as the skulls are but he reminisces about his past a lot this way and helps him deal with how out of contact he is with humans.


>Xurkitrees freak out when he manages to find out how to cut his hair.

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>>30321403

>>30321235
How will he even interact with them? It's bound to happen.

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>>30321440

>>30321406
I love it

>>30321406

I've gotta say, I absolutely fucking love your style, especially your animations. They have that crazy stylised 1960s cartoon distortion when in movement, do you have a tumblr by any chance ?

>>30321139
No, it just means having been to the UB dimension. All the fallers prior to lusamine and him were from that dimension though.

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>>30321335

>>30321444
>Shocked by how competent team rocket is compared to his own cronies
>Teaches them gang poses

>>30321424
>Guzma handing the protag pokeballs containing captured Xurkitrees, asking him/her to toss them back into a wormhole if they ever happen to stumble upon one again
>"They're homesick"

writeanon come back and give us that guzma/reader fic

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>>30321488

>>30321489
>team rocket
>competent
Even team skull managed to capture Pokemon.

>>30321487
>Looker and Nanu have a third accomplice that came from the UB dimension
>No one knows who she is or where she came from, not even herself
>Implies there's another "dimension" through the "Ultra Beast" Portals.
UB portals are only called thus because they discovered them coming through the damn things
They could easily be a dimensional tear through time and space.

>>30321527
They captured like one Yungoose.
Also I noticed a lot of Team Skull members had pokemon in friend balls for some reason.

>>30321530
This is my favorite hurt Guz piece. Anyone know the artist?

>>30321584
https://twitter.com/pikseart/

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I don't know how many, if any, of you has seen the the movie called Fly?
I just that had this horrible thought of what if he was never being able to return to his human form and slowly but firmly turning into this monster that has to be killed out of mercy.

>>30321636
Bless your soul

>>30321489
>>30321527
They can't even catch pokemon.

One of their mons caught them and the other one was about to kill them before its hate boner for pikachu activated

>>30321549
>Sinnoh remakes come next
>Take place several years before Sun and Moon
>Fighting between Palkia and Dialga cause chaos in the dimensional fabric of the world
>Cause the first Ultra Portals and make UB's known to the world
It would be neat. Doesn't explain why they would only be in Alola though.

>>30321636
No, wait, I got the wrong artist, I gotta search for the one you're looking for

>>30321486
Thanks a lot!
look up Guzmanon on tumblr

>>30321671
I need to follow more artists on twitter anyway, haha! You're just helpin' me out even more.

>>30321688

Thank you !

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>>30321512
>>30321530
Why hurt ya boi though.

>>30321645
This artist should make that a charm.

>>30321711
He's probably been hurt more than any other Pokemon character besides maybe some of the ghost types considering they died.

>>30321218
>no actual proof

>>30321660
It's not that it's only in Alola, but more because they're only just introducing the Dimensional Police in Alola, which has been a background organization for some time which reveal themselves to the first Alolan Champion because they heard there were UBs appearing there again and requested help from the newfound champion
UB's are still unknown to the world, which is directed by the government. Anabel is actually in the game to provide as support and make it so that no one sees them by implied various methods.

UBs will most likely appear in remake Sinnoh but only post-game, yet again.

>>30321754
>Mohn discovers wormholes
>One of those characters says Mohn is Lusamine's husband

Sure, Anon.

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>>30321754
>never played the game

>>30321782
which one then? I never found the guy that claims one.

>abused tall punk guy who acts like a thug but has a soft spot
I bet tumblr loves this guy.

>>30321321
There needs to be a gif of Guzma doing this.

>>30321834
I can't remember if it was Lusamine, Gladion, or someone else who said Mohn was their husband/father. I do remember it being said though

>>30321645
the fly? 1986 version? Yeah when Brundle starts morphing into a fly. That shit was fucked up. Wouldn't want that to happen to our boi.

>>30321879
see i've asked this multiple times, people claim it's someone then don't know which one it is, But nah everyone act like i'm a retard. fucking twats.

>>30321958
fuck off fag

>>30321711
>ywn take care of an injured Guzma

>>30321863
They don't love him as much as possible though because he doesn't have a good male character to ship with

>kukui is taken
>shipping anyone with faba ever
>okay i can actually dig nanu x guzma, don't think it's been brought up though and has no foundation
>male pc x guzma is too creepy for tumblr
>gladion is already being shipped with hau, and again tumblr would think it's too creepy

The only ships he has are straight.
>chicken-chan x guzma, but tumblr would think that's too creepy
>lusamine x guzma is the big one, but I can already smell future """"""""""discourse""""""""
>kahili x guzma is a meme ship but still a ship
>plumeria x guzma is probably gonna be a big one

>>30321958
>>30321994
>Samefag
>Doesn't just go around talking to every NPC but demands that everyone to just tell him who it was
Stop being a shitter and do the work anon.

>>30321863
Twitter and this thread loves him more.
Also Tumblr think he is a white fuckboy, so liking him is a no no, unless he darker than black. No kidding, there was a post that guilt tripped you for liking this "whiny bitch ass white boy" over Wicke. But you know, tumblr.

>>30322015
Why not Ilimia?

>>30322050
Good. Glad Tumblr hates him. They can keep their filth ridden hands off our boy.

>>30322015
>not liking young boy or girl x grown men ships that would work
Tumblr is full of people with shit tier taste

>>30322015
>>shipping anyone with faba ever
it's my favorite though ;_;

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>>30321444
if hes in the anime that is
;_;

>>30322050
>Caring about dumblrinas
I only acknowledge this place for pretty images

>>30322015
>shipping anyone with faba ever
>okay i can actually dig nanu x guzma, don't think it's been brought up though and has no foundation

Neither does Faba/Guzma, but i've still seen alot for that.

>>30321953
Yeah. That movie. That was horrifying. I remember him morphing on the last time with cables attached on him and then I thought of Xutkitree and Guzma.

>>30321701
Sorry anon, turns out it IS the same artist, but they posted the hurt Guzma on their Pokemon centric twitter

https://twitter.com/ghostegghell/status/768219294572376064

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>>30321512

>>30322148
Oh, thank you for looking for me! <3

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>>30322148

>>30322124
trips confirm. he's showing up.

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>>30322183
Glad you got your Guzmas!

>>30322191
this is comfy

points off for not drawing his hand shoved in his pants, because he WOULD sleep like that

>>30322145
Faba/Guzma actually exists? Color me wrong, then. Do you have any links, i'm actually kinda curious.

>>30322131
I don't care for them per se, I just come across their stupid posts while searching for the art.

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>>30321562
they got no people friends so they gotta have some poke friends
>>30322195
gdi he fucking better now. i wanna see my boy animated

>>30322050
But that's kind of the point of his character? I'm actually surprised, usually an implied abuse backstory is a bludgeon against character hate on Tumblr.

>>30322124
I could see him showing up purely because he's a very entertaining character. He'd be a huge boon to the anime, more than any other evil team boss.

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>>30322191
is he missing an arm? this isnt /d/ i'd still snuggle the fuck outta him

>>30322147
and his gf has to shoot him and all the while she's crying and screaming about how she can't do it

now imagine this scenario with plumeria and guzma

>>30321958

I recall a part being said in the Burnet building. I don't think it was ever explicitly "Mohn is Lusamine's husband" rather than it being implied. Something like in Burnet building they say Prof. Mohn discovered wormholes and later that Lusamine's husband discovered wormholes (thus Lusamine's husband = Mohn).

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>>30322387
it looks like its just tucked under his ass to me

>>30322191
>ywn gently wake him.
>ywn support him by throwing his arm around your shoulders and bring him over to his big comfy bed.
>he will never mumble tiredly in your ear and slump against you.
>ywn lay him down gently and then cuddle up carefully next to him.
>he will never curl his arm around you and nuzzle his face into your neck because your warmth makes him feel better.
>ywn rest your chin on his fluffy hair, rub his back, and tell him to go the fuck to sleep.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKQgZcU5Pl8
i want guzma to serenade me

>>30322356
yeah but gf heavily implied it instead of straight out telling you, and dumblrinas are to stupid to think so they just jumped on the hatewagon. not that i'd expect anything different but still.

>>30322356
Yes, but they don't like him because they think he is a white male. Wicke is fine for them though, and Gladion and Faba. But not ya boi. Apparently the way he dresses is cultural appropiation too. Go figures, I'm getting headache trying to understand their mental gymnastics behind this.

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>>30322586
>Apparently the way he dresses is cultural appropiation too.

>>30322586
>>30322643
guys please don't start

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>>30322557
thank you i needed this
mmd lewds when

>>30322557
I like how the lyrics are lewd and yet there is this comfy background music going on.

>>30322460
Thanks Satan.

Why does this somehow fit in a way?

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>>30322676
Don't worry, I'm done with anyway.

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>>30322586
the guzma tag seems popular enough to me

it's just an endless slog through trans guzmakin posts to find anything worth saving

>>30322050
If that post has less than 100 notes then it's nothing really worth sniffing at unless some anti-SJW dingus makes a big deal out of it

>>30322819
>How many Z-crystals do you think I can fit up my ass, Golisopod?

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threadly reminder that guzma will never coat your throat with this warm, rich, velvety semen and make you thank him for it

>>30322941
The post that I saw had over 1000 notes though. Not suprised there being more than one post of same subject.

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>>30322948
DELETE THIS

>>30322984
why'd you spoil the image?
you got my hopes up for nothing

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>>30322984
Don't remind me, anon. Reality is too cruel.
>guzma will never use you as his personal onahole at night when the grunts are asleep

>>30323097
you got a link, im curious to see this shit

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>>30323158
i was going to post something incredibly lewd but i dont know how lewd you can go on a blue board
sorry, nonner

>>30318813
They aren't new glasses
The glasses got broken when Papa Guzma golfed him, then Hala fixed them after disbanding Team Skull and becoming a better father figure to our boi

>>30322878
Hellooo nurse!
>>30323002
Aww, noo.
>>30323074
This is kind of cool, hope it's not made of Golispod, just inspired by it.

>>30323194
Lemme find that, even though I don't want look at it.

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>>30323270
pretty sure its just buge inspired armor, hopefully the gooks aint too fucked up

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>>30323178
NO!

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>>30323178

>>30319207
What do the moon runes say?

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>>30323351
yeah pretty sure that one is a fusion

>>30317976
Fuck Golisopod, Masquerain is the real threat of his team.

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>>30323390
dunno, maybe translator anon will help
>>30323475
you damn right, his only special attacker

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>>30323194
If you come across this pic with Guzma attached on it, you have come to the right post. Still looking for it, I should have taken screenshot of it or something.

>>30323528
>>30323679
what's the nip say

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>>30323736
STOP ASKIN ME HOMIE

seems more like a light hearted joke post

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>>30323600
Loving these new lewds I'm finding while looking for that dumb post.

>>30323856
meant that for -> >>30323600

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>>30323873
pass the sauce please senpai

>>30323988
Here you go:
http://ghostaries.tumblr.com/tagged/guzma

>>30323889
Does that mean I don't have to look for the post anymore?

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>>30324088
god bless you sir

>>30323831
Pouty Guzma is the best Guzma.

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>>30324191
agreed

>>30324153
is this a jojo reference?

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Guzma vore exists.
This is your one and only warning.

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>>30324379
everything is

>>30323074
Oh my freaking god, my heart fluttered.

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>>30324191
junkrat-smile guzma is good too
>>30324388
i looked up 'guzma' on and found guzma!sans ive already seen enough

>>30324488
link me up to that undertale famalam

>>30323935
blushing intensly

>>30324541
http://monsethewogon.deviantart.com/art/Sans-Underfell-Guzma-627839857
that isnt the only one though

>>30324643
>deviantart
>its even an au of undertale
man i love that game

>>30324694
IT'S YA B
AD TIME

>>30322460
I'm going to have literal nightmares now.

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Lewd.

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>>30324743
pffft

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>>30324388

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>tfw I read a lot of lewd Guzma fics
>tfw too horny
>tfw the closest thing I can get to his dick is the rubber handle of a brush

I'm not right.

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>>30324817
DELETE THIS RIGHT NOW

Does anyone have any fic ideas they'd like to see written out eventually?

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>>30324817
STOP

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>>30324823
c'mon anon, that's pathetic :/ you need to get it together

buy yourself a proper sex toy made with body safe non-porous material

>>30324991
Non-lewd Chicken x Guzma fluff please?
I like the lewd fics, but we have so many of them already.

>>30324991
Guzma learning he's gonna be a father.
Choice of mother is up to you, but I'd prefer Kahili or Plums

>>30324823
dont do that, my ex got a yeast infection that way

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Man I love Guzma as much as the rest of you but Christ there are some things you gotta keep to yourself

>>30324991
Lewd Guzma vs Ilima, during training with Hala, since he claims he will train both of them during post game. Guzma shit talks a lot and is very aggressive/dominant, but Illima is very slutty and just asks for more and is very cheeky about it (asking Guzma to spit in his mouth, etc), surprising Guzma.

>>30324991
An AU where Lusamine forces Guzma into merging with a UB (preferrably Xerkitree) and being turned into her pet/bodyguard.
With an emphasis on despair and mindbreak, of course.

>>30325084
seconding for guzma enthusiastically teaching chicken how to catch wimpod

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>>30324817
Consider death

>>30325206
>Guzma files for a restraining order or quits training with him

>>30325070
>>30325150
I wash it with alcohol before and after. no sex shops near me

>>30325416
Order it online, you really shouldn't be doing this...

>>30325416
Just order one online.

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>>30325416
you shouldn't buy anything from sex shops, anyway. too many cheap toys made with unsafe material. buy medical/food grade silicone toys online instead

>>30324991
Guzma and Gladion bonding over their shared childhood trauma

>>30324991
i'd like to see what guzma experienced when the UB posessed him. what he felt, what he saw, what it actually did to him
>>30325194
this board has no boundaries
this board has no shame
it only goes down hill from here, anon

>>30325194
I want Guzma to piss up my ass, just fill me up with his p

>>30325474
Oh, I see
one time, I bought a $9 vibrating dildo somewhere. When I shoved it up there and turned it on, it gave me the biggest shock and started smoking. But I'm also not sure of things made of food

>>30325541
same.
what do you think his piss would taste like?
just wanna know for a laugh, haha

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>>30325642
>it gave me the biggest shock and started smoking

I shouldn't be laughing, anon, but jesus

>>30325666
It was terrible. I was still horny but couldn't do anything since the shock numbed my bean

>>30325642
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLFyOJT6VMo

Sides went to orbit because I imagined it sounded like the Thunderbolt from gen 1. So sorry for you though, anon

>>30325736
It's okay. I guess it's funny looking back on it. hearing the sfx made me crack up. I just need a non-shock vibrating dildo so I can imagine it's Guzma filling me. Why do these dildos want to punish me with shock therapy?

>>30325642
food grade as in the material is safe to eat off of, which coincidentally also means you can shove it in your ass safely.

>>30325832
Oh good! whadda relief because I didn't want bits and pieces aimlessly floating in my cervix

>>30325825
Punishment of Tapus for lewd thoughts of our boy

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WOULD YOU LIKE TO?

>>30325875
At least the hair brush handle was help. Not it's original purpose, but I guess someone's gotta carry the lightning dildo's weight.

>>30325223
Saw you request this last thread as well, seconding

>>30325933
Would I like to what?

New thread? Someone?

>>30326339
hear the sound of a rubber ball breaking a window

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I stopped looking for that post, it has been 2 hours already and I don't want to see any Homestuck, Undertale, Lorax, vore etc. crossovers or kinky shit in the Guzma tag while looking for that post. Dunno if it has been deleted or why it's not showing up. I do hope that it was a joke, but the website is kind of hostile to certain kind of people, so you never know. At least I found new art to save for my folders, so there is that.

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>>30326711
what were you looking for?

>>30326976