GUZMA THREAD: daddy edition

http://www.dickssportinggoods.com/products/golf-clubs.jsp

>Golisopod will never ram its long bug dick into Guzma

>>30279908
DELETE THIS

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>>30279908

>>30279873
>daddy edition
stop making me flustered on a sunday I need to go to church

>>30279922
>Yer shoving it all in, huh? What a frisky boy you are today, h-hah

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>>30279873

>>30279967
>accurate size representation of the 5'0 anon and guzma

Stupid shotalikers,leave this board with your husbando shit.

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>>30279975
>not ditching the father for your daddy
its like youre not even a degenerate or something

>>30280015
>Shota-likers
Guzma is an adult male

>>30279967
This would be me. Too freaking adorable. I bet he is so squishy and warm.

>>30280039
hes doing this in waifu/husbando threads for (You)s. just ignore

Why do you people think he was beaten with golf clubs/

>>30280015
The fug you mean?

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Had to clear out my photos for the 4th or 5th time, so will just post my chicken-scratch.

Anon from earlier, currently working on the Lusamine thing.

Oh god it's 500 words now, it might actually be longer than I thought it'd be.

>>30280097
western spy

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>>30280097

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>>30280100
2/2

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>>30280014
No...please...

>>30280027
I'm going to pray right here and no one can stop me praise the lord
I'm here to discuss important Guzma related observations such as his hair looks really soft and fluffy and I'd like to run my hands through it

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>>30280014
>mfw 5'5"
Comfy. I love when guys make me feel all tiny.

>>30280116
>500 words
>long
kek.

what Lusamine thing?

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>>30280136
pray for your soul young man, be led not to temptation. and DEFINITELY dont look at this >>30280169

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>>30280136
You have the right idea. Bet it's as soft as a clean kitten. I just want to pet him 'til he falls asleep on my lap. I'd watch him sleep while giving him soft kisses every so often. Probably would braid little pieces of his hair as well.
found some old doodles in my wallet

>>30280249
That doodle of a grinning Guzma with his shades down is making me feel funny on the inside

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I want to Feed him brownies.

ITS

>>30280274
Yes, yes. Good, good. made me feel the same when I doodled it; had to contain it in my wallet

>>30280290
YA

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>>30280202
>young man
I did it...I've evolved into Anon
Guzma looks like he's stepped on a sharp piece of coral and Kukui's trying to support him as he wobbles his way across the super hot beach sand, they're both barefoot so it's a struggle for everyone involved.

>>30280283
oh my god I want to put that grinning Guzma picture on my fridge, it's adorable.
He strikes me as the type who'd turn a lot in his sleep...

>>30280174
Didn't call it long, just saying it's going to be longer than I thought it'd be after reaching this point.

>>30279295

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>>30280361
wow youre right, i guess kukui is just a wonderful friend

>>30279984
Guzma ends up full of its eggs

>>30280488
>Plumeria enters the room right as it's pumping Guzma full of its hot seed
>"GET OUT"

>>30279922
>>30279984
>>30280488
>>30280517
Doujin when?

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>>30279922
Golispod is pure, PURE!

>>30280634
>Implying it wouldn't roughly take Guzma because he's big enough for it, and there aren't other Golisopods around

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>>30280634
this anon gets it

>Guzma will never put his arm around my shoulder to mark his territory while introducing me as "his girl" to the rest of team skull
My heart...it hurts...

>>30280658
>Guzma ends up fat and plump with all those eggs and seed leaking out of him
>tries to play it off like he's perfectly fine

>>30280634
on one hand, i agree with you
on the other hand, as long as it passes the harkness test...

>Guzma will never make you sit on his throne with him all day wearing nothing but a skull design sweater that barely covers your privates

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>>30280736
Don't fucking do this to me, Anon.

>>30280830
a gym of baddies should be purdy cute

>Grunts knit him a sweater
>They severely underestimate his size, making it too small for him
>He still wears it, not caring about his exposed stomach

>>30280611
Not soon enough.

>>30280871
>old man giovanni comes back
>unites the evil team leaders
i love it

>>30280898
>Big claws are gripping Guzma by his sides
>The small appendages are gripping his hips

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>>30280840
>he will never secretly slide his hand under the sweater when you sit in his lap, caressing you lewdly even while he addresses his grunts who don't notice your squirming or reddened cheeks

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will guzma love me if i dress like like a team skull member?

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damn kids

>>30280975
NO!

>>30280986
>That Guzma
>That Nanu

Hnnnnngngh

>>30280975
guzma is a man with taste and liking girls with glasses is top tier so yes

>>30280911
aah also cute interactions with maxie/archie ;_;
would they argue who's the better gym leader?

>>30280938
>Name Pokemon Guzma
>Opponent uses Leech seed
>Guzma was seeded!

>>30281057
maxie and archie would still squabble amongst each other, occasionally teaming up if someone insults the strength of either. guzma would constantly heckle gio and cyrus would spend a lot of time alone. admittedly i dont know much about the personalities of ghetsis or lysandre

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When someone says Guzma isn't their boi

>>30281008
:(

>>30281039
awesome. i hope he lets me spraypaint something.

>>30281135
Lysandre would be busy getting his dick sucked by Sycamore while plotting to murder everyone

>>30280965
> He will never make you climax while several grunts are in the room, unknowingly watching your seed drip down between your legs, as you desperately try to hide it.

>>30280382
I may write some other stuff if you guys are interested. Requests? I'm comfortable doing pretty much anything, bisexual master race.

http://pastebin.com/8UQfxUye

Sorry if the length (lack thereof?) bothers anyone, I don't really like doing longfics. :x

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>>30281180
>Your seed
My what
Are we feeding birds

>>30281163
a girl took me spraypainting one time, it was very romantic desu. i feel like guzma would be full of date ideas that seem lame but turn out amazing

>>30281158
my new wallpaper thank u anon

>>30281231
>guzma will never take you on a wimpod-catching date

>>30281208
Yeah anon we're just out feeding some birds.

it's another word for cum ya dip

>>30280840
>>30280965
>>30281180
more

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>>30281254
>grunts sign up thinking he'll do hard shit 24/7
>he always wants to take them out to catch bugs

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no

>>30281257
OH
Why would I have that though does it come in like...sauce packets like fastfood ketchup because that sounds terrifying and unsanitary

>ywn join team skull to be a rebellious 11 year old girl only to develop a massive crush on GUzma

>>30281307
Oh, alright

Guzma will never get angry at a group of grunts for asking to share you, aggressively fucking you later that night growling about how you're a little slut and you're all his as he fucks you, before finishing inside of you.

>>30281360
It depends on the kind, some of them came in like the kind of bags you would get potatoes in, and some are in like the kind you would get sugar in.

>>30281336
>Guzma comes back with his arms spread, absolutely covered in Wimpods
>The grunts are in awe

>>30281204
Not my favored pairing or fetish, but nicely written for a little lewd. Well done, anon.

>>30281395
>ywn accidentally let slip you love guzma while ya boi just happens to pass by

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>>30281501
i like to think wild wimpods follow him around just out of sight while hes patrollin alola

>>30281565
I like this idea.

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>>30281479
Yikes, that sounds complicated. Is it like..organic free range stuff? With a green little stamp on the bag? Fancy.

>>30281564
>oh god there he is act natural
>"iloveguzma"
>"what"
>"I love goulash, boss!!"

>>30280570
My heart! I just wanna hold his big warm hands.

>>30280938
What a horrible way to die.

>>30280632
Oh no. This is too much! I am now blushing. I need Guzma.

>>30281648
>he gives you a weird look and keeps going on his way
>you breathe a sigh of relief

>>30281360
Jizz is the seed to a girl egg. The sperms are like sesame seeds, but with cat tails.

drinking mommy lusamine's fresh urine with your boy!

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>>30281648
>i love goulash, boss!!
Audibly chuckled.

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>>30281809

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I want to give Guzma a hot blowjob by first drinking a a warm cup of Tapu Cocoa which adds extra heat inside the mouth and watch him go crazy and let the whole Alola hear him moan, groan and pant in pleasure. And switch between cold and hot drinks to give him sensation on both extremes.

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mandatory

>>30281501
someone has to draw this
now where's the drawthread

>>30282086
you guys are actually nuts

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I was gonna draw more Guzma, and found the notebook where I drew a few things back when Guzma was revealed. This has to be one of the worst things I've created.
not gonna post the rest due to it being extremely cringey
This panel made me snort, though.

>>30280975
guzma would definitely yank on your pigtails as he facefucks you roughly

>>30282086
w-what

>>30282143
That is hot.

>>30282140
no need to be ashamed, just post the whole thing
doesn't matter how bad it is we can always use more Guzma

>>30281551
Thank you! :^)

>>30282180
If I do post, gonna do some editing and black myself out

did anon ever post part 4 of that guzma dom fic?

>>30281648
>>30281779
Anon has you covered in the drawfriend thread >>30282234

>>30282128
>>30282174
You know how hot mouth is after a drink a warm drink?
You seriously didn't think I meant to blow him while having a drink in my mouth?

>>30282229
post. the. whole. thing.

>>30282262
No I don't know what that feels like on my junk because my past grills and boyos haven't ever done this to me. Is this a thing I need to ask for in the future? How would you even ask someone to do this? jfc

>>30282262
oh i knew what you meant, i just think your creativity is wild

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>tfw german
>tfw I have to read Guzma's terrible german name while playing the game
Why the fuck did they change his name to Bromley, Guzma was just fine. I just don't get it. They even renamed Lillie to Lilly which is completely unnecessary, changed Gladion to Gladio and gave Lusamine a slut name.

>>30280658
>>30280743

GET THE FUCK OUT

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>>30282272
Editing now. Have these crudely-drawn grunts from a panel while you wait.

>>30282335
Can't handle your arousal, anon?

>>30282327
It's ya boy
B R O M L E Y

>>30282327
D I E
I
E

>>30280763
>"The destruction pokemon? Fuck yea-- wait why's it gotta be a bird?"

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>>30282327
>Gave Lusamine a slut name
what is it anon?


>Bromley
>mfw

>>30282401
those are some cute supportive boys

>>30282402
GUZMA X KUKUI is way better than that furfag shit

>>30282451
Samantha
every single person I met who had this name was a fucking slut

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>>30282498
>Kukui with Guzma
What are you.. gay?

>>30282327
That's why you select english as your language.

>>30282498
finally, someone else agrees...

>>30282512
>Guzma calls Lusamine "Samantha"
>She calls him "Bromley"
>They get in fist fights over this

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>>30282319
>Is this a thing I need ask in the future.

No, if you don't want to. If you are curious, start with something warmer than hand, no need to go for 100 C boiling hot tea. And know your partner and what he likes and what he thinks about the idea etc. Like with almost anything sex related some love it, some don't. I don't mind a cocoa tasting dick, I like it much better than lube.
>>30282326
Why, thank you. I was thinking of mixing two of his favorite things into one.

>>30282545
duh. There are no women on the internet

>>30282576
>when guzma almost overpowers her with his man strength she breaks out the golf club and he instinctively cowers

YA B O Y
R
O
M
L
E
Y

>>30282576
>>30282642
we need art of this

>>30282725
almost

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>>30282725
Anon..

>>30282729
take it to the drawthread

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>>30282725

>>30282740
I'll live with this shame at least my name isn't Bromley

>>30282327
>>30282403
>BRO-mley

>>30282964
This is cute

>>30282964
Took me a awhile to get this.

>grunt fails a task because of a fear of heights
>tries to explain himself to boss
>upon hearing his excuse Guzma tackle-grabs his waist and thrusts him into the air
>grunt scream.wav
>Guzma, still holding the grunt aloft, begins to hop and demand he touch the ceiling
>the other grunts can only watch in fear and awe
>Boss is such a bully

>>30283062
Fat people are disgusting.

>>30282903
>Eating goulash with Guzma
>Finally gather up enough courage to break the awkward silence
>Panic and emit a high-pitched "Bro—"
>Catch yourself just in time, he's glaring at you
>"Bross!!!"
>He nods very slowly in acknowledgement, your meal continues in silence

>>30283097
plebian

>>30280283
Translator's note: he accidentally calls her mommy (kaachan).

I write really slowly, but what sorta depraved shit you'd like to read?

>ya boi will never find out you have a massive crush on him
>he will never call you to his throne room and bully you for it in front of the other grunts

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>Guzma specializes in bug-types
>Could never be Trial Captain
>Steals all Bug-Type Z-stones to make sure nobody else can be

Really, all he wants is to be the Bug-Type trial captain.

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>>30283242
heheh good taste guzma

>>30283243
Plum and Our Boy punishfucking a female grunt after they lose a battle to MC. I mean, if you want to. Please.

>>30283243
Guzma getting egg-pregnanted by any of his beloved bug pokemon.

>>30280986
Gladion looks misplaced

>>30283117
>grunts out shopping in a dollar store
>next to the 'spoopy' and 'congradulasions' ornaments are mugs that read '#1 bross'
>"DUDE"

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Bed or the throne?

>>30283422
>just noticed it's a triple bed
Oi oi.. Guzma

>>30283422
Wherever he commands me

>>30283422
sitting next to him on the throne when other grunts are around and using the bed for lewd stuff when they aren't

>>30283243
guzma being breeded by a big bug pokemon dick

>>30283422
On the floor.

>>30283422
riding his cock on the throne like royalty. Spoon fucking on the bed after that. Then lots of snuggling.

Gonna write bugfucking, then

>>30283484
The shit with Lusamine crushing Our Boy's balls is more sane than this. Are you mental?

>>30283248
>he will never ever snoop through your room and find your diary
>he will never read the passages aloud and hold in his laughter at how red your face is getting

>>30283671
reeee normies go

>>30283657
bugs are not for lewd

Man you guys are even more autistic than most people on /vp/. Guzma wasn't even a good character, he was underwhelming as fuck. He and Skull existed to be a red herring for Aether/Lusamine.

>>30283735
He's Our Boy though.

>>30283735
>more autistic than lolifags
That's your opinion and you're free to have it, but you're wrong.

BASED ANON >>30283763

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>>30283735
This is nothing compared pokemon or underage waifu threads we have everyday. Thanks for the bump.

>>30280736
I read this as 'his head on my shoulder' for some reason and that's even cuter. He curls his arm around your waist from behind and puts his chin on your shoulder while he calls you his girl.

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>>30283714
>ywn end up liking the bullying despite feeling extremely embarrassed and humiliated by ya boi

>>30283856
bless

>>30283735
>falling for the red-herring
>not immediately being suspicious of the all-white building of Aether in the initial cutscene

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>Guzma will never whisper filthy things in your ear in his low, husky voice
>you will never feel his warm breath tickling your neck
>you will never reach out to grab his hair when you feel your legs suddenly give out underneath you
>he will never hiss at you to "mind the hair" before shoving you down and ravishing you right there

>>30280169
Sauce?

>>30283978
hell, the very first cutscene is Aether grunts hunting down Lillie
it shouldn't surprise anyone that Aether turns out to be evil later in the game

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>>30284101
Why GF even created him in the first place? Do they think it's funny to make someone you can never have? Unless you get creative.

>>30284101
I feel like Guzma would like when you pulled his hair.

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>>30284147
>the very first cutscene
>in the initial cutscene
We're talking about the same thing here, anon.

>>30280130
Why dicks are so omnipresent?

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>guzma will never ever freak out and panic when you tell him that the condom broke and the two of you had an "accident"
>he will never ever pace around the room smacking his own forehead
>he will never ever be worried that he'll turn out like his father and wants to be a good dad

>>30284101
This becomes hilarious to me because my headcanon voice for him is Danny Devito

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>>30284344
>don't want kids ever, with anyone
>knocked up by the gooseman
Damn, both of us are fuckin' boned.

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>>30284344
>not being on pill

>>30282086
E-excuse me?

>>30284101
Delicious!

>>30283356
Seconding, please

>>30284408
I want his minions.

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>>30284344
>Will never have him spoon my tiny body with his large frame, his arms wrapped around me as I trace circles on his chest with my index finger and rest my head against him
>Will never cradle his head against my chest when he wakes up agitated from a particularly bad nightmare
>He will never feel protective over me

>>30284431
>not wanting the thrill of guzma finishing inside, knowing it is not a safe day
>not wrapping your legs around him so even if he wanted to pull out he couldn't

I need help

>>30284431
>ywn have Guzma call you an idiot for not being on the pill and then instantly apologizing and calling himself an idiot before smacking himself on the forehead and throwing a grunt

>>30282143
golly that's lewd

>>30284457
Have a drink heating your mouth, leaving it warm/hot for blowjob.

>>30284666
OH, I thought it meant with the drink still in your mouth.

>>30284518
no worries. I feel the same. I want his cum to marinate inside my wormyhole

>>30280975
this girl screams "upper middle class white girl who thought being in team skull would be 'fun'"

the solution to this mindset is bug rape

>>30284666
I'm not sure how credible Satan is for blowjob tips, but thanks

>ywn have guzma suck on your lactating breasts

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>>30284693
No, no, no. Lol, I should have just kept it simple, I'm afraid people are taking it VERY differently because of the way I wrote it. Not that I blame them, ha ha.

>>30284786
> "upper middle class white girl who thought being in team skull would be 'fun'
I guess that's the reason the grunts bully Gladion so much
>rich guy probably thinks he's better than us!

>>30284838
oh shit you're right that does just describe gladion. i ship it.

>>30284804
>tfw you have small bust
>can't give him boobjob
Why live

>>30284804
>think about this regularly with non-guzma husbando
>see this thread
>see this post
guys stop HE'S MEETING ALL OF MY STANDARDS

>>30284838
>sudden headcanon of grunts secretly planning to gang up on Sadion and kick his ass
>"rich boy can pay 2 years advance on a motel room, let's see him pay 2 years in the hospital"
>Guzma overhears
>Golisopod brings the BEAT DOWN

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Either you're all Chinese, a samefag or there is a collection of people getting hot and bothered over being impregnated by Guzma in the middle of a Sunday afternoon

>ywn give guzma a boobjob while he's sitting on his throne and harvest his thick white semen afterwards

>>30284901
boobjob is in my shitty comic

>guzma will never ever go commando in those sweatpants
>the sticky humid alola heat will never make him all sweaty
>he will never make you suck his musky ripe balls while his cock drips in your hair

>>30284981
Well, it's pretty hot.

>>30284981
desu i just want him and my oc to snuggle and get into mishaps

Too much estrogen in this thread. I just want to see Guzma choke on a dick.

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So do you think Plumeria is his daughter or his cumdump?

>>30284946
I feel like Gladion is like a female Legion-allied Courier
>FO:NV reference
nobody likes them, they're not afull member and everyone makes it clear how much they hate your guts
but the boss makes it clear that even lifting your hand against you gets you beaten blooody and raw so all you can do is calling you names and bad mouthing you

>>30284981
This is no different from wanting to get prego by a famous artist/actor/musician.
And it's almost 9 pm.

>>30285118
both

>>30285130
I meant 'all they can do'
I hope the meaning isn't lost

>>30285118
neither,
just the big sis

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>>30285004
Where?

>>30285039
>he will never take you up against a tree afterwards all hot and sweaty, demand you call him daddy and tell you to take his seed as he empties into you and whispers promises of impregnation

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>>30285039
As a dom male bifag I've never met anyone that would get off to this, and seeing this excites me.

As you were, friends.

>>30285103
Why would you want our boy to go out such a horrible way?

>>30282512
can confirm. My aunt was called samantha, and she was a big fucking slut. shagged a family friend in a caravan while 'er husband stood outside smoking a fag. Fookin' bitch.

>>30285140
>not getting wet to the thought of being made pregnant makes you a minority

I will be over in the corner enjoying my non life changing fucking with Guzma.

>>30285257
this is the most British post I've ever read on this board

>>30285202
Cute!
still editing to a smaller comic, was 18 pages long

>>30285306
>implying I wouldn't use a pill to have non life changing sex while not being worried of unwanted pregnancy

>>30285140
Euhg, no preggo. Don't need more little bastards in this fucked up world.

Getting filled with cum while on the pill on the other hand...

>>30285315
Kek

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>>30285321
Oh, wow, that's a lot. Nice.

>>30285438
this

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>>30285118
His waifu

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>>30285438

Mm, yes.

>ywn have guzma stick his hand up your skirt in public and snap at the waistband of your underwear
>ywn never get ground against while trying not to gain everyone's attention
>guzma will never move his hands up your shirt and pinch at your nipples
>he will never ever give you his jacket afterwards so you can hide how hard they are

>>30285654
>ground against

Nah, baby, your boy would never ground against you, just bug ya a lil.

>>30285844
Nice pun there, friend.
where should the comic be uploaded?

>Golisopod will never force its gigantic bug organ down Guzma's throat, cumming right into his stomach
>You will never rub his stomach, listening to it gurgle from all the bug cum

>>30285654
>tfw Guzma will never do you in public, but in an hidable place like beaches, parks, allies, darkened movie rooms or bars etc.
>he will never tell you to keep it down so others won't hear you

I know people have been holding off on it, but I've added some of the recent Guzma drawfag art to the vp booru.
I may have been biased on the art though, so I uploaded the ones I thought was good.

>>30285876
imgur album maybe?

>>30285876
imgur?

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>>30285894
>delet this
Guzma and the relationship with his Pokemon is pure, PURE.

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>>30284786
please go on

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>>30285911

God, I'm just waiting for someone to make a VR Guzma sex simulator.

>>30285939
>vp booru
Is it a booru site like gelbooru? I have never heard of this before.

>>30286048
Yes. http://vp.booru.org/ http://vpdrawfriends.booru.org/

>>30285941
>>30285970
Alright, will do that once it's done being edited.
>>30285939
Thanks. No worries! As long as there's some things there to make the gallery grow, then it's good.

>>30286048
>>>>http://vp.booru.org/

>>30286048
vp.booru.org friend

>>30286036
This anon gets it.

>>30286071
Damn, VPdrawfriends is fucking dead

>>30286115
Can't you see I have a name, Anon?

>>30283735
>more autistic than the "shipping" threads which inevitably turn into wars about which gender MC Lillie likes more
I don't think that's possible.

>guzma's ariados will never breed you while ya boi watches and takes pictures

>>30286036
I mean, someone made an Pokemon Amie based on Professor Sycamore, so I wouldn't be suprised if there would be a similiar for Guzma.

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>>30286138
>Now I can flaunt all of my autism!
We see it, now take it down.

>>30286071
>>30286073
>>30286080
Thank you.

>>30286186
No.

>you will never catch guzma in your room smelling your underwear like the degenerate that he is

>>30286138
Feels weird saying that, sorry.

>>30286244
It's fine, I was just joking.

>>30286241
>he will never use your underwear to jerk himself off
>you will never catch him in the act and punish him for it

>>30286241
>you will never catch Guzma jerking off while having your underwear wrapped around his dick

I just realized how perfect golisopod is as guzmas ace
>starts off weak
>evolves into a tough mon who hits first and then runs away of hurt too much
Ultimate pottery

>>30286332
>>30286337
Great minds think alike

>>30286332
>not just watching entranced
What's wrong with you, Anon?

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>>30286369
Indeed.

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>>30286369
good taste

>>30286412
on second thought, masturbating to it without him knowing would be better.

>you will never notice the waitband of that pair of underwear you thought you lost sticking out of ya boi's sweatpants.

>>30285204
Please someone write this I will sell my soul for it

>>30281204
>>30286633
Write this

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I just want to have cute and cuddly moments with him.

>>30286690
O-Oh. Okay. Uhh... Gimme a little bit.

with Chicken or an xReader type thing?

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>>30286633
Seconding this.

>>30285654
>>30285911
>ywn be riding a train with Guzma standing behind you
>ywn feel him push you up against the window and grind his cock against you
>ywn feel his hand slip up your skirt and start to rub you through your panties
>ywn hear him whisper to you in a low husky voice about how hot it is that you could get caught at any moment
>ywn have your panties pulled aside by him so he can slip his cock in and fuck you right there
God is cruel.

>>30286808
Not them but chicken please.

>>30286808
x Reader.

>>30286808
chicken

>>30286808
Whichever you want. Chicken is the female MC, right?

>>30286808
reader
chicken chan is 11 years old and she's a self insert anyway

>>30286584
I-is he wearing them? Shit I never had this kink before. Guzma does things to me.

>>30286899
More seem to want Chicken anyway. And yeah, it's the feMC.

>>30286952
I'll age her up you goon, jfc I'm not a lolifucking savage unless it's Hapu

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I'm so turned on by this thread, fuck.

Im still confused

What did guzma even do for lusamine?

>>30287015
she wanted a pet

>You will never accidently make Guzma go over his boiling point when he was having an already bad day, causing him to start verbally lashing out at you, calling you every bad thing under the Sun, and complaining about everything you do, leaving him out of breath by the time he is done.
>You will never start crying in front of him, making his eyes widen in shock as he realises what all he just said to you
>Guzma will never gently pick you up, carrying your little frame over to the bed, pulling you into a hug as he apologises for going off on you like that, quietly shushing you.
>You will never have gentle cuddlesex with Guzma as he whispers sweet nothings after calming down and accepting his apology

>>30286962
they're real tight around his dick/balls but you can see from the stains he's cummed in them quite a few times

>>30287009
Please forgive me if I'm being rude writeanon, but I'd like to request that you give Chicken big titties in the story.

Ya'll a bunch of nasty ass degenerates but Imma share this with ya anyway cause I like it.

http://archiveofourown.org/works/8672062

>>30287015
Lusamine was the only person who ever liked him for who he truly was apparently, so he just felt compelled to help her out with all sorts of things we don't see

>>30286832
Stuff like that in really public areas like trains isn't really that great. Doing it in a private or a more secluded yet still kinda public area with the risk of someone watching in secret is much better.

Someone's gonna have to make a new thread for me I've ran out of meme-y Guzma pics please and thanks
>>30287106
ao3 is a degenerate site, it fits right in with us

>>30287322
Do we need a new thread yet?

>>30287158
I realize it's probably not great IRL, but chikan play is one of my favorite theoretical kinks.

>>30287374
We hit bump limit. Of course we do.

>>30281057
Doubles Gym Battle

>>30287458
Here ya go
>>30287546

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>>30280308
BOYEEEEEE

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>>30279984
>>30280488
>>30280658
>>30280743
what the fuck is wrong with you

>>30281208
he means semem, dear
or vaginal fluids

>>30288116
>semem
Ya Boi's dick would shoot out liquid memes.

>>30282086
>manyakisart
good shit

>>30282327
>Lilly
Is she also blind?

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In conclusion