GUZMA THREAD

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Ey, boss! Grunt T reportin' for duty!
Found some sweet pics for ya!

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Reminder Guzma did nothing wrong and Lusamine is literal hitler

>>30157759
Someone repost that heartbreaking comic from when the thread was on autosage.

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So did Guzma let edgeboy in because he sympathised with him or was it something else?

>>30158170
Guzma did nothing
FTFY

Where can I find more about Guzma on post-game? Just finished capturing all the UBs.

>>30158301
I don't think he knew until after he was in Ultra Space.
He probably sympathizes with him now though...

>>30158301
He probably saw a little of himself in the kid. Or maybe because he wanted to get to know his stepson.

Just so any shipfags know, I only consider this valid and mostly one sided until the final Lusamine fight. She just used him and broke his heart in my headcanon. Don't yell at me.

>>30158301
>You at least figure out he was holding his arm and keeping it like such because of what happened when he rescued Type:Null.
It really dawned on me when I noticed that arm had the most cuts across it.

>>30158307
Go to his old house on route 2, and then do what he tells you to do. Then you can find him in the battle tree.

>>30158373
IIRC he was crying the scene before the last Lusamine fight, meaning that he barely met her

>>30158569
That's a fair assumption, but I prefer to see it as him being heartbroken. She was the only adult who ever respected him, he got a crush on her,she exploited it, and he got heartbroken when she didn't give a shit about him. Then postgame he gets over it by fighting you and training with Hala, and then the rest is up to you. I could see him getting with Viola or something.

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>Guzma really getting into sex no matter whether he's top or bottom
>Vocal as fuck
>Enjoys getting his hair pulled
>Really arches his back when he's cumming while riding his partner

GUZMA WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?

>>30158713
GUZMA IS STRAIGHT AND CRUSHES PUSSY EVERY FUCKING DAY.
Don't you dare make my boi a faggot, you faggot. He's been powerless for most of his life, he's not gonna give power to anyone else anytime soon

>>30158789
Considering his past, you could say that his skills are below his par. Or maybe that his father really drove a wedge between them. Or maybe that he S-putters when he gets angry. Or maybe that he's the driving force behind his team.

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>>30158878
Would Guzma cry if he ever met Kahili.

>>30158817
power bottoms are a thing just saying

>>30158817
he sure gave a lot of power to lusamine

>>30159014
Why does she sit like that?

>>30159014
No.
She would love him and care for him.

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>>30159079
golf squat

>>30159035
UNWITTINGLY. He's been hurt too many times and that was the final straw!

Based on their final ingame teams, do you think Guzma could beat Kukui in a Pokemon battle?

>>30159118
>>30159014
N E W S H I P
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Or maybe she's his neglectful celebrity mom.

>>30159079
maybe her ass hurts

>>30159331
G-Man has a Mega Pinsir, so that puts him very far ahead. However, Kukui is a move specialist, so I bet he has a team with movesets tailor made to kick Guzzy's team's ass.

>>30159014
>Bug and Flying specialist getting together
>Ever

And

>Guzma has been traumatized by golf clubs
>Kahili is pretty much the most popular golfer in the region

>>30158170
>Reminder Guzma did nothing and was barely relevant to the story outside of your headcannons

>>30157759
Why did Lusamine need him and Team Skull anyway? She didn't seem to actually gain anything out of their alliance.

>>30158817
Our boi is a fag.

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I want Guzma to pull my hair and smack my ass!

>>30159444
Team Skull brings her the pokemon that she "rescues"

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>>30159404
>Implying she wouldn't try and help him
>Implying she really cares what her lover's social status is
>implying the type matchup doesn't makes it even sweeter

>>30157759
>Some lazy stoner artist that can't even be bothered coming up with a Trial or training a Totem becomes Captain
>Guzma doesn't despite being strong, hard-working and dedicated
IT'S NOT FAIR

>>30159444
Team Skull kidnap Pokemon for her and serve as a front so the Aether Foundation doesn't look suspicious.

>>30159446
He's straight, dammit. Why do you think the female grunts wear short shorts?

>>30159444
Team skull just attracted attention and prevented people from focusing on team aether and whatever they were doing in there.

>>30159480
>Totem Golisopod appeared!
>Attack brings Totem Golisopod to half health
>Emergency exit
>Totem Golisopod ran away!
>Grand Trial complete!

>>30159547
>You fail if it runs

>>30158301
>run away from Aether
>join Team Skull with hopes of sticking it to Aether
>is unknowingly working for Aether vicariously
Did Guzma not think that Gladion would like to know this or did he not have the heart to tell him?

>>30159547
>The trial is about catching wimpods
Fund it

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Ayy, Guzma thread.
>>30158817
Anon, are you saying a man cant be on top and woman on bottom? None of that sounded gay desu.

>>30159547
>"here's the totem pokemon who needs no introduction!"
>"destruction in bug form, golisopod!"

>>30159596
He probably didn't know he ran from Aether until after Lusamine went psycho in Ultra Space

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>PLUMERIA AND THE REST OF THE TEAM SKULL ARE ALSO WELCOME

Alright, anyone happen to have a screen or video of that freak out Plumeria supposedly has after losing a Title Defense match? I think it might only occur after you beat her more than once or something.

>>30159404
You forgot

>Punk who lives in trash town
>Rick girl daughter of a five star hotel owner

>>30159547
>Totem Wimpod's Wimp Out!
>Totem Golisopod switches out for other, full HP Golisopod
>This continues until your Pokémon all faint or you one shot the Golisopod
>Afterwords, Guzma tells you about how first impressions can be misleading and that brute force isn't the answer to life's problems, just like it isn't the best way to battle.
>He gives you the Bugnium Z and walks away
>Hala walks up to you and says "He's changed a lot, hasn't he?"

>>30159645
Did Plumeria get her tatoos removed with lasers? Bet she regrets putting it near her crotch area now.

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>>30159446
>likes Lusamine
>has all his girl grunts in skimpy clothing
>does about anything Lusamine asks him to
>cries when he is rejected over a fucking jellyfish

Suuuure. Also I need edit of Guzma of the pic related.

>>30159610
>riding his partner

>>30159675
I want this

>>30159649
>Lady and the Tramp.exe

>>30158373
Guzma's like half Lusamine's age. He wanted to smash MILF puss and I can't fault him for that.

>>30159681
It was a temp tat, and you have a weird sense of space if you think it was any where near her puss

>>30159715
Partner can be used on both genders? >>30159720
No!

>>30159675
>Totem Golisopod
Meant totem Wimpod*

>>30159775
>riding
>Guzma riding
>implying he's the receiver of a sexual ride
>riding a dick

>>30159838
Strapon? Lusamine seems like the type.

>>30159838
What if he riding a strap-on?

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>>30159838
>Pegging

>>30159863
>>30159872
>>30159875
That is still somewhat gay. And it also completely goes against his personality. Too aggressive to be a sub.

>>30159897
>Too aggressive to care about what could be considered gay by other people

>>30158303
>>30159418

Yes, he did. Aside from boss duties he fought you 3 times during the story and is story relevant as side character.

>>30159909
>>30159875
>>30159872
>>30159863

Pegging is gay as fuck, faggots. Literally the same as getting fucked by a dude. Ya boi ain't gay.

>>30159897
>it's gay to explore different forms of pleasure

Whatever, anon.

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Why can't I ruffle his fluffy hair?

>>30159875
S-source?

>>30159972
>ywn see guzma gradually become comfortable with you touching him

>>30159965
>It's straight to have a plastic dick in you
Lel

>>30159975
http://wheresthebeet.tumblr.com/post/150762999852/so-i-may-or-may-not-absolutely-love-the-idea-of

>>30159480
Come to think of it, if there had been no Kahuna on Poni Island for a while, how did Mina get her position?

>>30157759
Guzma had better be the fucking champion in Pokemon stars.

>>30158817
He fucks whoever he wants, anon.

>>30159675
>Brute force is not the only answe
>Have to win with one shot

>>30159994
Disgusting. Gyarus are for being dominated or getting your dick stepped on. Plumeria is too pure for this.

>>30159645
How come Plumeria challenges you for the Title but not Guzma?

>>30159897
>too aggressive to be a sub
>literally all he wants is attention and acceptance and respect
You do know someone can be on the bottom without being demeaned, right?

I bet Guzma would get nicely flustered by some body worship. Starts off all tough like "YEAH YOU KNOW YOU WANT SOME OF THIS FUCKING DICK" and starts to melt the longer you tease him...

>>30160054
He's training with Hala.

>>30160054
Too busy training to suck Hala's dickto have time to challenge you

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I don't mean to bring back the sad thread but this crossed my mind earlier

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>>30159960
>using sex toys is gay
It's normal to find other ways to get pleasure than PIV, that doesn't make a person gay.
They are gay if they only feel sexual attraction towards same sex, not because they have their ass played with sex toys.

>>30160041
>have to think about which move to use to KO Golisopod
>Can't just spam Leaf Blade or Spark at it because it'll just heal
>Golisopod uses brute force only and loses

>>30159645
The text dump gives her two sets of lines.

Those old dudes Molayne and Nanu somehow talked me into doing this. I’m starting from scratch as a Pokémon Trainer and doing it right this time. I’ve got a Z-Ring and everything, so I might actually be able to live up to their expectations.[VAR 0114(0018)]
Even when I give it my all, I’m nothing compared to you! Maybe my Pokémon and I need to go through more together to deepen our friendship. I’m out of here, Champ.[VAR 0114(0018)]

My team and I are battling for all the Pokémon we took out on our way here![VAR 0114(0018)]
I failed again...like I always do. I promised myself I wouldn’t! I told myself I would never fail again! It’s all right to feel a little jealous, right? How else am I supposed to get stronger? My team and I really did take out so many Pokémon to make it here![VAR 0114(0018)]

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>>30159994
Holy shit that blog hits all my kinks just right.

>>30160072
I like the stuff in the spoilers, but I don't like the idea of Guzma being fucked in the ass or mouth. It just seems wrong. He's likes doing shit, breaking shit, and fighting shit. Very aggressive, probably likes to be in control in bed.

>>30160116
>Those old dudes Molayne and Nanu somehow talked me into doing this

What sorta other shit do you think Nanu talks people into doing

>>30160077
>>30160090
So he has time to go to the Battle Tree but now the League?

>>30160154
>hey want to help me kill myself?

>>30160100
There are other ways besides an equippable dick, though. Getting your ass fingered by a chick and getting assfucked by one are two very different things.

>>30160153
Bottoms can be in control, too, anon. It's not as simple as "I stick my dick in you, that means I'm in charge.".

>>30159989
>he starts to lean towards your hand when you reach to his head in order to pet him
>he slowly lets you to hug him or hold his hand
>he gets to know what affection is little by little

>>30160190
I'm not saying it's wrong because he's can't be in control, I'm saying he enjoys dominating his opponents and it's hard to dominate with a dick in your ass.

>>30160191
>eventually he starts initiating contact rather than the other way around
>tries to act tough while sticking out his hand so you can hold it

>>30160238
Power bottoms are a thing.

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>>30160096
I never thought of that. Oh shit.
I'm getting sadder everytime something new gets pointed out about our boi.

>>30160116
Thanks. I'd still rather an image, but this is nice too.

>I failed again...like I always do
>like I always do

Does that line strike anybody else a little suspicious? I get the impression that she's got some longstanding issues with failure that we never hear about.

>>30159495
>>30159446
Why not both?

>>30160249
HOLY SHIT THIS IS GOOD STUFF

>>30160280
Leave bifag
FUCKING neutrals, can't decide shit. I bet you order your pizzas with half pepperoni and half mushroom instead of full BOTH you half faggot.

>>30160276
If Stars doesn't expand on the Skull trio I'm sending a very strongly-worded letter to Gamefreak.

>>30160238
You'll be surprised to find that it's actually not that hard, but I totally get where you're coming from.

>>30160280
My headcanon is that he's bisexual, yes.

>>30160189
But you can get your ass fucked by fingers too. Or basicly with almost anything now when I think about it.

>>30160263
I know, I had a gay friend in college who taught me all this shit, but If Guzzy were gay he would definitely be a dominant top based on my friend's teachings. He really doesn't fit the bill for any of this shit though, vp is jut infested with gays.

>>30160367
Yeah, but a strapon is literally a strap-on plastic dick. It's a fucking dildo.

>>30160238
>having someone dedicated to pleasuring you out of your mind isn't a form of dominance
C'mon, man.

He does honestly strike me as the kinda guy who's so aggressive everywhere else that he has some appreciation for just letting go in bed. Maybe not 100% of the time, but at least sometimes. It's fuckin' tiring to be mad all the time.

>>30160368
And girls.

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>>30160315
Having two full different pizzas is too much for me, so if there was an option to have a little from both, I would take it.

>>30160330
>>30160280

Literally what leads you to believe this? I'm bi and he's the straightest fucking guy ever to me.

>>30159930
Yes you fought him and all, but he seems completely void as a character compared to literally anyone else. Even Faba stood out more.

>>30160276
With her dedication to her "siblings" in Skull, I kinda get the feeling she chose to take care of them so she'd have something she could succeed at. She's a kind person overall--she raises a Crobat, she's very honest and straight about apologizing to Lillie and asking for your help--but it doesn't seem to have gotten her anywhere in life. Postgame, you find her in a trailer by the oasis.

>>30160408
Nah, man. He has angry sex where he's in control because he never wants to give up power ever again after what his dad did to him. Secretly, if he ever let the girl take control, he would bust his nut instantly, but he pins bitches down and fills them up instead.

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>>30159994
bless you anon

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>>30157759
A NU CHEEKI BREEKI I V DAMKE

>>30160439
I'm bi, too, and we both should know that you can't just assume shit like that.

>>30160438
Indecisive fairy bitch. I bet you like Gogurt because it has two flavours, huh?

>>30157759
So, how old is he supposed to be?

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Reposting from the last thread. Not mine.

Golisopod
>It battles skillfully with its six arms, but spends most of its time peacefully meditating in caves deep beneath the sea.

>Imagine Golisopod trying to get an absolutely fuming Guzma to relax
>Holding him back when he tries to smash stuff into pieces
>Trying to get him to meditate with it

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>>30160551

>>30160513
I just don't like being misrepresented. Not every evil slut or abuse victim or mental patient is a bisexual vamp, dammit. I don't want to be thought of as a sex-hungry rapist or anything just because that's a stereotype.

>>30160462
I'm not saying he has a bit hollow presentation in the game. There are a lot things I want to know about him, but at least GF gave him a little backstory and side mission during post game. At least we get to know what he is going to do after Team Skull got dispanded.

Can't say much about Faba since I didn't pay much attention to him other than he works for the Aether foundation and Wicke has a thing for him and they tale care of Gladion after the main story?

Why did Lusamine dodge Lillie's question about Guzma?

>>30160551
>>30160584
This wasn't ok at all, anon ;_;

>>30160615
Despite her madness, the bitch knows a good dick when she feels one.

>>30160569
i need this, golisopod is so fucking bro tier its nuts. hes the perfect pivot and takes insane damage just so i can win

>>30160615
Is it "dodging" if the next thing she says is "I don't need anyone?"

>>30160593
I get you, and I didn't mean to imply any that, sorry.

>>30160662
It's fine. Just pisses me off when people try to make a character bi because it's "hot".

>>30160545
Early twenties assuming from his crave for adults to acknowledge him.
>>30160541
I have never heard of that before.
Why not have best of both words?

>>30160584
>what if a wimpod can only evolve after it does something truly brave for the sake of its trainer/friend/itself

With each thread I am loving the Wimpod line more and more ;_; i know it's not yours, but great comic

>>30160593
>>30160513
Another bifag chiming in; he strikes me as the sort of guy who's primarily interested in women but has bigger issues with power itself than masculinity. So like 80/20 women/men and he'd only ever sub for someone he truly loved and felt safe with because he did for Lusamine and she chewed him up and spit him out.

>>30160439
I didn't say he is. I just proposed the question to the arguing anons.
>>30160315
I like my pizza with one topping, actually.

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>>30160551
>>30160584
I like this but at the same time I hate to see my boi and his Wimpod hurt.

>>30160584
>>30160551
Can anyone explain to me what the fuck happened here?

>>30160803
Wimpod's witnessing young Guzma getting beat by his dad, but it's too afraid to do anything about it. Eventually it has had enough, and it evolves into a Golisopod to protect him

>>30160694
Because I fucking love cherry but some faggot decided to put it with FUCKING BERRY FLAVOR.

Just like I love pussy, but you want to put a dick over it

>>30160690
That shit is the fucking worst. The question of his sexuality and the abuse/his mental state need to be completely seperate, imo.

>>30160738
Power and trust, I mean he blindly followed a woman who was clearly manipulating him because he was shown the slightest amount of attention.

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>>30159989
>>30160191
>>30160249
I like how in the mist of kinks here and there, you can find cute and sweet stuff like this.

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>>30160738
I don't know where this perceived desire for dicks comes from. He's a FUCKING street thug. Those are straight as fuck. WHEN have you ever seen a gay cholo?

>>30160891
>street thugs are straight as fuck

I mean, i'm not a street thug, but i'm sure at least some street thugs are gay.

>>30160891
If people wanna headcanon him as gay or bi just leave em too it.

>>30160765
I bet you do, you NEUTRAL FENCE-SITTING SCUMBAG

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reminder that the best team skull member is your favorite

>>30160885
It's the cute that make the kinks so much better, anon.

>>30160945
That is in fact my favorite.

Specifically the one stargazing on the roof. Romantic~

What if Guzma had longer hair before Lusamine gave him a haircut to match UB-03, and he ended up liking it because it's so much easier to ruffle his hair and run his fingers through it

>>30160803
basically
>wimpod sees kid guzma abused by pops
>wimpod feels bad about it
>one day Guzma gets second place at some tournament, but they both know dad is gonna beat him up again
>wimpod sees Guzma get beaten but this time tries to protect him
>dad beats wimpod
>Guzma goes berserk and uses the golf club to beat his dad
>wimpod evolves carrying Guzma with him in the rain
I think it's crying at the end because Guzma just lost his home/a place to stay

>>30160927
Pretty sure if a gang member was ever openly gay he would be shit upon by either other gangs or their own until they lost all credibility. Most places with gangs aren't the most PC, desu.

>>30160970
this desu, i wanted to hold her hand

>>30160891
>Street thugs are paragons of knowing what they want
Is there something you'd like to tell us anon? You seem awfully adamant about this

>>30160945
my favorite is the one goon that was guarding the way up to the roof

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>>30161011
Not being able to show it doesn't mean they aren't gay though

>>30160978
I like that cute ponytale he has in that anon's comic.

>>30160710
>golisopod always fights its hardest for guzma to make up for those times he couldn't protect him

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>>30161011
>>30160927
>>30160891
I know you're gonna >tumblr me, but consider that Team Skull is textually made up of a bunch of failure rejects and the whole point of them is that they look like a tough street gang but they're actually pathetic.

What's a thing that kids often get rejected for?

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skull girls do it in the ___________________

>>30160891
maybe guzma might not be gay but that's not stoppin one of his grunts from being a prancing lala man

>>30161045
I know, but I'm just saying.
>>30161024
I actually like pepperoni pizza the best, but i pick off the pepperonis before I eat the slice

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>>30160842
Then you have to tell them that they got your order wrong.

>>30160891
This suddenly reminded me of Boondocks character, where there is this gay rapper. Outside he was your tough guy, but in reality a gay man. There were subtle hints about his sexuality, like doing group hump against homies, a feminine way (doesn't always imply, but in this case it did) to dress up etc.

Does Japan like Guzma?

That's basically our only chance of seeing him in future games.

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>>30161071
And the male PC doesn't get this line.

I'm just saiyan, man, Skull is hardly the Bloods or Crips.

>>30161078
Honeymoon suite with their newlywed spouses
>>30161017
Hey, now. She's mine. Keep your paws off.

>>30161084
Sounds like you really like pineapple.

>>30161115
Moon is cute though. Things can be cute without being sexy.

>>30161124
o-oh sorry, ill go talk to the one that wore the wrong shirt. she was cute too

>>30161149
I like the way the pepperoni spices the bread.

>>30161071
That's not gay, someone is thinking that they are hot shit for what exactly? What about the other grunt?

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>>30161184
Good luck! Maybe her friend will be interested if she's not!

>>30161110
Hard to say, but from the looks of it, there is a small fanbase in Twitter.

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>>30160970
female grunt is a qt

>>30160280
His bed had three pillows. Obviously likes taking and giving.

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>>30161239
>Dude wondering if some other guy sees how hot he is
>Not gay

>>30161239
The other grunt is waving to get his attention, that's all this guy knows.

But come on man, seriously?
>Why's that guy staring at me? Is it because he thinks I'm hot?
>this isn't the slightest bit gay or even questionable

At this point you're just not willing to imagine anything you don't like.

>>30161343
Or he just likes pillows

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>>30161337
>only accurate lewd picture of bandanaless/punk girl grunt
>no pussy shots

>>30161071
>>30161115
Are people taking these out of context?
You can say a person or object is beautiful or nice, without being attracted to the said item or person.

And you are an 11-year-old kid, little kids are considered cute (assuming grunts are late teens to young adults), so they most likely just thinking mc is a cute without any suggestive intentions.

>>30161408
Female grunt/punk generally has really bad ooc and/or off model porn, it's suffering

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>>30161472
>mfw FUCKING SHADMAN made the best Ass shot I've seen so far

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>>30161343
>>30161366
Or maybe they are for his bugs?

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>>30161454
No and
>>30161352
When's the last time you described a male friend as hot?

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How do I help our boy?

>>30161352
>>30161357
>Guy being conserned about his looks is considered gay.
Yeah, nah.

>>30161523
Sleep tight buggers

>>30161523
SOURCE??

>>30161553
Therapy.

>>30161553
Replace arm rests with spikes

>>30161598
Are you not a native english speaker? The wording he uses reads as incredibly fucking gay. This is the kind of statement "no homo" was invented for.

>>30161540
Brad Pitt is thought as some of the hottest male on Earth by males and females a like and there is nothing gay about it. As a matter of fact, he is used as prime example what women want in male (I don't find him that hot desu) and some males aspire to be more like him lookswise. Point is, it's doesn't make me gay to think that yes, BP is a handsome, but that's about it.

You sure you are not stuck in a headcanon over a little wording?

>>30157759

>Name Wishiwashi "Jeb Bush"
>Yell "Jeb surge!" every time I use Hydro Vortex
>He dies protecting Donald Trump during a Nuzlocke

This is truly /pol/'s gen.

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Well? He's waiting, /vp/.

>>30161785
I'd pay for a Guzma daki, just not that one.

>>30161785
Why is he so skinny? Someone give that boi some dinner.

>Guzma is invited to hang out with Kukui and Kahili to have some fun.
>Initially declines it as he's still kind of a douche
>Eventually forced to go by Hala
>It's golf
>Guzma begins to act hostile and frustrated
>Constantly goes to the restroom and inside the building
>Kukui gets suspicious
> Asks Kahili to check on him, as he knows Guzma wouldn't tell him anything
>She does so and asks him why the great and fearless Guzma is freaking out over a game of golf
>Guzma tells her he's not freaking out
>Tears streaming down his face
>Kahili points this out as he tries to deny it
>Guzma realizes the jig is up
>" Alright... If you tell anyone this, I'll break your clubs..."
>Guzma tells her the whole story
>Kahili is, of course, shocked and tells him he can leave if he wants
>Guzma says Hala would kill him
>She asks if a battle would take his mind if it
> He accepts
>Being a bug type user, he gets defeated, but manages to take her down to her last Pokemon.
>Before he can go on his self-beration, she says that's he actually pretty strong.
>He decides that maybe golf's not so bad.
>manages to beat Kukui by 2 strokes

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>>30161785
Can I buy this? If so, where?

>>30161845
These disgustingly sad scenarios are the only reason I even look at the Guzma thread anymore.
Well, these and the prospect of new art being posted. And the cute shit.

>>30161736
Or maybe I'm not fixated to see every little thing as gay.
So, guys are not allowed to think others being attractive without "pause, no homo" phrase after saying something that is not considered manly. That's a problem. So, it's fine for girls to compliment theirs and others looks, but if a guy does it, he is gay?

>>30161940
I'd be a liar if I said I didn't enjoy the pictures of Guzma being hurt.

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>>30161845
Anon
My HEART anon, be careful with it!

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>>30161785
I want a dakimaru of him, but that looks like the pic related than a bishie.

>>30161845
I really like this Guzma Kahili ship.
Can we make it canon?

>>30162024
Yeah, part of his appeal is his rather rough appearance.

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>>30161984
You rang?

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>>30160511
CYKA BLYAT

>>30159547
Honestly he'd ditch the trial shit and just battle them head on.

>>30162093
Not him, but post more.

>>30162093
You got anymore, anon?

>>30160050
Plumeria is absolutely anything but pure.

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>>30162024
Speaking of bishie, HOW COULD THEY DO THIS TO HIM?


https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rNO_QVs_ws4

>>30160054
He would go overkill and he knows it.

>>30162060
Oh come on, she doesn't even have a personality. Plumeria is a much better match for him.

>>30160891
Ever heard "don't drop the soap"?

>>30160096
Goddamn, is his mom still alive?>>30160438
>not capable of eating two pizzas
Shame on you.

>>30162301
She dropped his ass though, and Team Skull too.
At least Guzma and golf lady have a some kind of connection.

>>30162301
How old is Plumeria anyway?

>>30162276
That's not from pokespe

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>>30162253
>>30162258
That's pretty much all I have, sorry anons.

>>30162301
She has golftism. Over ten hours of practice a day.

>>30162359
About the same age as Gizmo

>>30160615
She literally forgot he existed.

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>>30162349
Depends on the size.
Can't imagine eating two huge pizzas in one go.

>>30162408
Really?
Guzma's in his early 20's at least and Plumeria looks like she's still a teenager.

>>30162399
>golftism

KEK

>>30162389
I hope drawfags are working on things with possesed!Guzma

>>30160945
That one that was talking about how hot he was was pretty funny.

>>30162472
>>30162399
I don't get it...

>>30161523
Literal bedbugs. I bet he owns plushies of them too.

>>30162467
Women are youthful in Pokémon. Fucking Lusamine is 40.

MMDs were a mistake, a mistake!
https://mobile.twitter.com/SmashBros_Nin/status/801248888711692288/video/1

>>30162529
>golisopod is too big to sleep in the same bed with like he did when he was a wimpod
>bug pout

>>30162561
At least with Lusamine it makes sense as she's rich and can afford a shit ton of plastic surgery.
Plumeria is literally a punk, I don't know how the hell she's the same age as Guzma.

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>>30162597
I wish he had an Z-move. I bet it would look sick!

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>>30162359
Probably 19. Younger than Guzma but older than most grunts.

>>30161845
I like more the idea that Guzma also did golfing as a child as well as pokemon stuff
>tfw father beats you with the clubs you lost with

anyway
>Kahili has an edge when battling pokemon due to type
>Guzma though is actually really good at golf, and many times manages to beat Kahili by 1 or 2 strokes
>she is so angry and aroused all at the same time

>>30162349
Yeah, his mom shows up in the post game at his house and gives you the TM for Swagger

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>>30162720
Stop anon, my ship faggotry must have limits!

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>thread for OUR BOY GUZMA
>half of it is debating whether he's a top or bottom

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Oh my laaawd
>where is the tentacle going

>>30162690
>we will never see him use a z-move that ends with the team skull pose

>>30162790
He's clearly straight.

What do you think the briefly possessed Guzma looked like

What would he look like under the possession of a Xurkitree

>>30162790
Hey, at least they are talking about him. This shouldn't come as a suprise, there has been way more lewdness in the previous threads.

>>30160988
Damn. Feels bad man

>>30162720
>Guzma works as her caddy because he's a poor thug

>>30162143
The slav-est.

>>30162912
>when he's possesed the neurotoxins fill him with fear
>he's taken back constantly to to that moment when he was a small child being terrorized by his father

Since the possession was brief there was probably a clear distinction between the Nihilego and Guzma, unlike with Lusamine.

>>30162912
Probably a confused and fearful jellyfish with UB-01.

>>30162808
>Grabbing the inside of the thigh
Subtle but lewd

>>30162912
Pls no more suffering.

>>30163013
Goddamn that's traumatic. I wonder if that's how the ultra beasts destroyed the universe, by forcibly merging with every living thing until there was nothing left.

>>30162912
4-5 meter cable/human hybrid monstrosity

>>30162808
porn when?

>>30163202
>xurkitree "encourages" its hosts with the occasional electric shock

>>30162790
It's still our boi

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>>30163128

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>>30160584
>>30160551
Oh, my soul

>>30162790
it is surreal knowing the debate started over a picture i drew lol

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>>30162903
>top or bottom
>must be straight

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>>30163128
Got this in a bigger res? That'd make a nice wallpaper.

>>30163428
Yes, these are things they were said.

>>30163202
Jesus fuck that's disturbing, I hope there's fanart.

>>30162903
Nah he's bi

>>30163302
How many pokebeans does he feed his bugs?

>>30163532
Only rainbows.

>>30163516
bi which you mean heterosexual.
Let's not have this argument again, there is nothing to suggest he is anything but straight in the game.

>>30163478
Nope, but here is where I found it.
https://mobile.twitter.com/2saKae5/status/801384844500475904

>>30163573
No I mean bi as in bisexual

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>>30162808
From the preview sneak peak I thought this was going to be something lewd.

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>>30163647
You know you can add :orig to a Twitter picture to get the full res?

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How long until anime appearance? If he is in the anime.

>>30163901
He better be in the fucking anime.

>>30163852
Sweet, thanks for the tip.

>>30163573
There's nothing to suggest he's anything in the game

Hopefully Stars will tackle the important issue of who Guzma wants to fuck

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>>30163852
I didn't. Thanks for the info, anon.

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>>30163915
I mean, it'd be kinda weird for these guys to be there but him not to.

>>30163980
The anime has a track record of huge disappointments.

What do you think Guzma's and Nanu's first meeting was like?

>>30163937
Yes there is. Or at least that he legidly likes Lusamine from what Plumeria said about Guzma. And his supposed tear over Lusamine's rejection.

>...who Guzma wants to fuck
But that's me anon. No contest whatsoever.

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>>30163980
>Show grunts
>show team Rocket
>Guzma never ever

From the looks of it, the animation looked good and I can't help what Guzma would look and sound like, if he was in the anime.

>>30164050
He wanted an adult's approval. Not her pussy. They literally tell you this. He didn't like her that way.

I think the whole discussion about his sexuality is stupid, but it triggers me that people misread what he wanted out of that relationship.

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>>30164131
No, he did like her beside her approval. Plumeria uses the word "suki" when described how Guzma feels about the president. And "suki" means "to like, to love".

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>>30164131
Ok but a good number of us don't care how Guzma's meant to be and just like whatever we find hot.

>>30164131
JP uses "suki", which is one of those questionably ambiguous words. IMO he did have mixed feelings of admiration and crushing on her and she purposely manipulated that. Not hard for her to act motherly one minute and teasing the next.

>>30164246
This is my opinion on the matter, too. Like, he's so fucked up and desperate for positive adult attention he would mix up admiration, loyalty, and love.

>>30164343
Yeah, exactly. And given that she's canonically smokin' it's not hard for her to purposely cross those wires since her only goal is to use him anyway.

>>30164464
And no wonder he's devastated when it's clear she's dropped him like a rock in Ultra Space. It's another adult who has betrayed him.

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The closest I'll ever get to an embrace is by self-inserting into a recolored Serena.

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>>30164193
I don't give a fuck about shipshit but suki can mean love in a platonic way.

>>30164246
How is it ambigouos when it's primarly used on speech when describing something or someone you like?

She said it herself that he likes her.
There are other words to describe admiration or adoring, but suki was used in this context to say that he likes her.

>>30164672
i'm sorry but i cringed
anon you need yourself a boyfriend

Considering that Guzma is most likely bathed in the ultra space energy now, what do you think he's attracting towards himself, does he have to leap out of a window when he sees Xurkitrees and Nihilegos approaching him

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>>30164757
Reposting this masterpiece

>>30164672
>that smile
cute asf, makes me feel all warm and fuzzy

>>30164757
All he has to do is play his jamming tune and maybe wiggle a bit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7Dfr4zDdAc

>>30164193
I mean, I can say "chair ga suki" and that doesn't mean I want to fuck a chair.

>>30164756
this tbqh fampai

>>30164756
Why not both?

>>30164783
Is this by homemade kun?

>>30164757
Pls no, the last thing the boi needs is to be chased by ultra beast who tried to posess him and an ultra beast he is not aware his style is based off. >>30164796
It means that you like the chair.

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>>30164904

>>30164756
Let me vicariously live, anon.

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>>30164940

>>30164796
No, you would say "watashi wa kouza to sekkusu ga shitaisedu". You are welcome.

>>30164794
This shouldn't be as entertaining as it is

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>>30165009
shitaidesu*
Fucking typo.

>>30165045
Nobody would have noticed.

>>30164783
>>30164904
>>30164940
>>30164967
So glad that our boi has friends to wiggle with.

Best ships list
Guzma and Lusamine
MC and Lillie
Hau and Gladion
Kukui's already taken so not much to see here

>>30165116
>guzma and plumeria

FTFY

>>30165116
Good taste, anon.

>>30165116
Great taste, these are actually all my favorite ships

although for some reason i enjoy crack shipping mina "dude weed lmao" x the dark type kahuna. doesn't even need to be romantic, but I can see them having a chill friendship

also kahili x guzma because of the golf meme

>>30165141
bless you

>>30165067
I am anal about grammar.
I have ADHD and I make typos constantly and it's frustrating. People say it's not a big deal, but for me it is. As long as it'a readable.

What's his story with golf?

>>30165141
Where is the art? It's killing me.

>>30165219
I see. Then if it's for personal reasons, I understand. Just a lot of people don't know Japanese, so they wouldn't have noticed (if that was your concern but it wasn't).

>>30165235
I've seen it here or there but they're very cute as a couple or as friends.

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>>30164672

>>30165235
I think Tumblr or Twitter is your best for now. Probably the former mostly.

>>30165319
Cringe. Stop.

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>>30165319
This one is PG-13

>>30165390
You're killing me here, fampai.

>>30165227
His dad used to beat him with golf clubs because he always got 2nd and 3rd.

>>30165411
It's what I do best.

>>30165319
>>30165390

nigga stop

>>30165116
Guzma/Lusamine is only good for mindbreak and heartbreak. Guzma/Plumeria for bro love.

>>30165235
if you want some sweet art of guzma and plumeria as a couple or otherwise, i'd be more than happy to oblige. i just need some ideas.

>>30165202
Sauce? Is it from Twitter?

>>30165227
If you visit his house on melemele, his dad says he used to beat him and there's a set of broken golf clubs in the house. Guzma's room has a set of silver and bronze trophies in it.

>>30165490
@nassan195X

>>30165435
>Guzma/Lusamine is only good for mindbreak and heartbreak
Yes, exactly. This is what we want.

>>30165390
im too scared to click this shit

>>30165508
Thank you!

>>30165532
My heart broke seeing Guzma Kermit-sitting on that space tree and crying.

>>30165552
No problem!

>>30165555
NICE QUADS SENPAI

>>30165532
Perfect, then.

I ask because there's legit some tumblr "she luved him all along" headcanon bullshit that turns him into her handsome prince who wakes her with a kiss. Fuck that, I want her to step on his heart.