>What is this?
Lurk moar
>The Cul-de-Sac
dogars.org
>Current Dork
mami-kun !!cgJyrfhu32C (Siggy!)
We did it lads!
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-474729334
We did it again lads.
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-474734573
Combusken and Kingdra god tier combo.
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-474736447
Jew team.
REMOVE THORN
niggerzard
same mew
good goy
band talonflame
Mew
BECOME LUDICOLO (Smeargle) @ Focus Sash
Ability: Own Tempo
Happiness: 256
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
- Skill Swap
- Soak
- Forest's Curse
- Celebrate
altiri
FAST BUGE v0.9 (Wurmple) @ Choice Scarf
Ability: Shield Dust
Happiness: 256
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Bug Bite
- Poison Sting
- Tackle
- String Shot
Let's roll.
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-474743052
/me shakes maracas.
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-474754584
BECOME
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-474760494
New teamu.
any Danielswagg90 mon
BLOOD STARFISH (Starmie) @ Weakness Policy
Ability: Analytic
Shiny: Yes
Happiness: 256
EVs: 252 HP / 128 Def / 128 SpD
Relaxed Nature
- Cosmic Power
- Rest
- Sleep Talk
- Scald
or
BLOOD STAR (Jirachi) @ Leftovers
Ability: Serene Grace
Shiny: Yes
Happiness: 256
EVs: 246 HP / 156 Def / 106 SpD
Impish Nature
- Meteor Mash
- Cosmic Power
- Rest
- Sleep Talk
scraggod
lead azelf
SSJ5 (Claydol) @ Life Orb
Ability: Levitate
252 SpA / 252 Spe / 4 HP
Modest nature
-Rapid Spin
-Grass Knot
-Earth Power
-Explosion
gay niger
mega aerodactyl
scraggy (not donnel)
>>29858827
you (not hetero)
>>29858827
>>29858845
kek'd
Thanks lads.
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-474771317
Strong start.
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-474772588
impeach
>>29858985
imdaisy
>>29858985
stahp
New champ.
>>29859094
me i guess?
http://dogars.org/set/2887
assault vest limber hitmonlee
http://dogars.org/set/790
Alomomola
BLOOD STARFISH (Starmie) @ Weakness Policy
Ability: Analytic
Shiny: Yes
Happiness: 256
EVs: 252 HP / 128 Def / 128 SpD
Relaxed Nature
- Cosmic Power
- Rest
- Sleep Talk
- Scald
or
BLOOD STAR (Jirachi) @ Leftovers
Ability: Serene Grace
Shiny: Yes
Happiness: 256
EVs: 246 HP / 156 Def / 106 SpD
Impish Nature
- Meteor Mash
- Cosmic Power
- Rest
- Sleep Talk
Lambo (Rotom) @ Spell Tag
Ability: Levitate
Happiness: 256
EVs: 4 Def / 252 SpA / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
- Hex
- Will-O-Wisp
- Volt Switch
- Discharge
>>29859129
The NutShuck (Shuckle) @ Leftovers
Ability: Contrary
EVs: 248 HP / 8 Def / 252 SpD
IVs: 0 Atk
- Mud-Slap
- Shell Smash
- Infestation /toxic
- Rest
xXx420xXxNoScope
>>29859129
The Plumber
>>29859130
>>29859131
>>29859134
>>29859137
>>29859139
>>29859141
The Plums
okay here i go...
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-474784492
Damn what a meme
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-474790432
>call for new champ
>champ again with same trip
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-474794594
mr cum lol
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-474801068
>>29859514
>newfags don't know aboout the siggy experience
lurk moar
>>29859959
It's a wonderful time.
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-474808079
lol2ez
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-474808728
chimp is being cucked
>eat breakfest
>take a shower
>come back
>still this champ
for the love of
NEWteam :^)
anuse in bagina (Cloyster) @ Lansat Berry
Ability: Skill Link
Happiness: 256
EVs: 12 HP / 244 Atk / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Substitute
- Shell Smash
- Icicle Spear
- Rock Blast
terrakion
tfw neoderp hasn't impeached siggy yet
hoge named slut is back
shedninja
benis
>>29860339
Ugh, Siggy is still around...
Take a...I dunno, swadloon
Power Roulette
scarf heracross named Mr. Shitnames
heal pulse + last resort latias, no toher moves
>>29860355
champ nvm this PLEASE
GHOSTE :0 (Ferrothorn) @ Leftovers
Ability: Iron Barbs
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 SpD
Adamant Nature
IVs: 0 Spe
- Curse
- Gyro Ball
- Leech Seed
- Power Whip
>>29860360
this one
uncle benis :DDD (Ursaring) @ Toxic Orb
Ability: Quick Feet
Happiness: 256
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 Def / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Belly Drum
- Close Combat
- Facade
- Crunch
>>29860394
>burn damage supposedly nerfed
>we can finally stop running tox orb on guts users
Feels good.
Daddy cool
an electrode if you're feeling saucy
>>29860472
who is she i've seen other pictures of her
>>29860541
My girlfriend.
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-474820935
And so, the old Champions of Showderp, unable to truly kill the monster that was Siggy were forced to seal him away.
However, given the fact that Siggy literally has no life whatsoever, he lay in wait, as the old Champs withered and died off.
Now, the new age of Neo-Derp and it's champions are forced to deal with the monster that plagued showderp from ages past.
Can the new Champions of Neo-Derp realize that Siggy must be be vanquished? Or will his faggotry run rampant and only breed more champs of pure anarchy?
>>29860472
IMPEACH
M
P
E
A
C
H
>>29860569
literally near 3 years since the last time i read this trashy pasta. Good stuff.
>>29860427
yeah but you still cant use burn orb on quick feet phys attackers.......
I'm honestly curious, how many people in this thread know the tale that is Siggy's faggotry?
I think I have the screencap for it somewhere in my old files...
>>29860844
i do
>>29860569
am i like exodia now????? :D
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-474828617
>>29860844
me desu
>>29860844
post
>>29860844
POST PLZ
>3 years ago: people ignored, impeached, and shunned down siggy
>Now: bunch of fags from 2015 are glorifying him and telling 2016 fags how great this autistic nigger is
That's why the room is better than this shithole
>>29861066
yeaaah! xD
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-474836106
>>29861194
IMPEACH
>>29861338
specs weedle
Hoge
http://dogars.org/set/1427
>>29861338
raises paw :3c
keldeo
mew
Alright, final battle. I'll call champ after this.
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-474842160
Okay guys. We had our fun and it's over. It's been a real pleasure hanging out here again. And with that newteam :^).
dual status shifting cresselia
specs weedle
he been dabbin
you but bulkier
Citizen Shrekle (Shuckle) @ Custap Berry
Ability: Sturdy
Happiness: 256
EVs: 252 HP / 88 Atk / 168 Spe
Impish Nature
- Acupressure
- Rollout
- Power Trick
- Rest
Mario
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-474845780
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-474846716
Let's go :^)
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-474847031
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-474849044
>>29861617
Wow, I already have a victory. What do you got, fake champ?
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-474849195
>>29861717
>>29861634
Champs face each other in a custom game. there can only be one
>>29861731
he has 3 you faggot
try harder
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-474849278
>>29861737
I'm down for that.
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-474850001
>>29861731
>>29861745
SIGGY VS FAKE SIGGY. A DUEL FOR THE AGES!!
>>29861767
this
h
i
s
fuck siggy said no
he a shit
No fake siggy is being a pussy
>not chimping off
fking neoderp
chimpoff
the people demand it
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-474858465
>elibump
>siggy
>rectangular brain
tfw you thought the cancer died only to realise its been alive and well the whole time
>champ vs champ
neoderp indeed
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-474858465
CHIMPOFF
>>29862074
>hes never seen a chimp off
>calls others neoderp
go use the archive shitposter-chan
>>29862069
don't you talk shit about my nigga rect
tfw people whining about siggy when juicy still exists
SIGGY GOT REKT
HAHAHAHAHA
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-474863791
>>29862244
>juicy still exists
i wish
>people whining about siggy when fuck siggy skips specs weedle
impeach when?
>>29862334
>implying he skipped specs weedle :^)
http://dogars.org/set/198
i embarrassed siggy
you must deal with him again sorry
new champ
me or hoge
If same champ;
WeedleOfSpectacles if evens.
DittoOfLimber if odds.
If new champ;
DICKEE if evens.
DUCKEE of odds.
night slash snips
scyther
Cock Polisher (Tyranitar) @ Life Orb
Ability: Sand Stream
EVs: 4 Atk / 252 SpA / 252 Spe
Rash Nature
- Stone Edge
- Ice Beam
- Fire Blast
- Rock Polish
Samurott
WeedleOfSpectacles if evens.
DittoOfLimber if odds.
SUPER MARIO WAHOO
That's Cresselia @ Flame Orb
Rest
Psycho Shift
Sleep Talk
Psychic/Psyshock
Named plz no sac
specs wurmple
brave birb, choice band
>>29862385
the bump
>>29862387
>>29862393
>>29862394
>>29862396
>>29862406
>>29862410
the babies
>>29862410
>even or odd post
>rolls 0
literally every time
lord bateman wills the shitpost
>>29862385
>siggy into elibump
what did we do to deserve this?
>>29862443
0 is an even number
horosho isnt elibump
and we just had a not siggy
>>29862443
This is some low level bait.
0 is literally the first even number, linearly speaking.
>>29862450
Jokes on you, im not elibump
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-oususpecttest-474870623
>>29862268
>he doesn't know his alts
heh...
newfruits won't comprehend
>>29862528
>his
>>29862562
i want to frick those titties
>>29862562
Undereyes are too dark. Would NOT date. Not even platonically.
>>29862562
Nice boobs indeed
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-oususpecttest-474876214
>>29862562
I'd fuck her mouth with my wiener if you know what I'm talking about
anyone have a hq version of this?
Snips of fun is just as fun as always :)
NEW CHAMP
I'll champ for a bit
Luvdisc named Luvdicks
Quadracock if odds.
She-Hulk if evens.
thief snips
gaston
me or GIGA NIGGA
no homo (Gallade) (M) @ Big Root
Ability: Steadfast
Happiness: 256
EVs: 4 HP / 252 SpA / 252 Spe
Modest Nature
- Calm Mind
- Draining Kiss
- Confuse Ray
- Thunder Wave
Citizen snips
'Siggy A Shit'
Cresselia @ Flame Orb
Rest
Psycho Shift
Sleep Talk
Psychic/Psyshock
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-474887127
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-474890350
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-474898082
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>Just six days until we have Cosmog and Cosmoem as new meatshields to suggest to stroking chimps
Can't wait
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-474907861
>>29864229
Will it really only take a day for all the new mons to be in showdown?
>>29864520
Its normally within a week or less.
Zarel can do it now if he wanted to due to everything being datamined, its just when zarel will be bothered to do it
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-474916587
How long until Zarel gets off his ass and puts in the bravest birb nerf?
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-474923009
champ is an gay
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-474928730
hey guys xD
oldf*g here, i forgot how to champ1
>>29864803
Why would it be put in ahead of the rest of the gen7 stuff, silly? We just have to be patient! I imagine we'll see them a few weeks to a month after Sun/Moon's official release. It could even be sooner! With the game leaked they have ample time to get a head-start on it!
new team, new memes
FREE SHIT (Slowking) @ Lagging Tail
Ability: Regenerator
Happiness: 256
EVs: 248 HP / 252 SpA / 8 SpD
Modest Nature
- Trick
- Fire Blast
- Psyshock
- Scald
heroic sacrifice
USA
hoge
me or
Ledian @ Lucky Punch
Ability: Iron Fist
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Comet Punch
- Dizzy Punch
- Mega Punch
- Swords Dance
me or keknee
Dogers.exe
free heal estate
banded arcanine
donnel spheal
Whirlpede named THE WHIRL
>>29865304
They implemented gen 6 stuff two days before official release.
woah guys suggest more shitmons woah haha lol
>>29865284
>>29865754
Go to bed Siggy
>>29865710
what set is this
>>29865807
rhyperior
with rock wrecker
>>29865807
braviary
>>29865807
>what is braviary the usa birb
>>29865807
it's just braviary
or rhyperior
>>29865777
trips so do it
>>29865807
Braviary (M) @ Choice Band
Ability: Defiant
- Superpower
- Retaliate
- Brave Bird
- Swagger
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-474943268
>>29865708
>>29865709
>>29865710
>>29865712
>>29865714 (skipped)
>>29865716 (skipped)
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-474946515
>>29865716
not on the site what set is this
okay, enough of this retard
give me mons so we don't have to suffer through any more
>>29866353
cottonee @ focus sash
lvl 1
- endeavor
- encore
- leech seed
- sub
cool waifu
>>29866353
how new are you jesus christ
keknee (Cottonee) @ Focus Sash
Ability: Prankster
Level: 1
EVs: 8 SpD / 148 Spe
Bold Nature
- Leech Seed
- Endeavor
- Substitute
- Protect
>he cant even search in archive
>>29866367
hoge
>>29866367
uhm use my man weedle
>>29866367
band wurmple
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-474956320
>>29866367 be patient
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-474959138
>chimp can't even win in elo lel
well thats a new one, even siggy and other shitters like lebrons and lewdicolo can win in elo lel
Is this a new level of shit?
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-474962776
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-474965933
>champ struggling to break 1000
>literally 1000
Literally the worst champ we've had in ages.
I lied, new team
scarf metapod
>>29867032
OCD flowre
>>29867032
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA weedle
me or
GHOSTE :0 (Ferrothorn) @ Leftovers
Ability: Iron Barbs
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 SpD
Adamant Nature
IVs: 0 Spe
- Curse
- Gyro Ball
- Leech Seed
- Power Whip
wurmple
American Roulette
donnel wurmple
specs kakuna
>>29867032
harden only cascoon
Jewish Tricks
>>29867032
>>29867036
>>29867038
>>29867042
you brought this upon yourself
>>29867032
Do you want shitmons for life
Because this is how you get shitmons for life
>>29867032
>>29867036
>>29867037
>>29867038
>>29867040
>>29867042
>>29867043
I just got here, how is champ fucking up?
>>29867081
complained about team with shitmons, got new team with, more, worse shitmons
>>29867099
lmao. Impeachment time?
>>29867081
Skipping shitmons on the last team
Literally 1000
Bad plays
Said he'd call new champ but then calls new team anyway
And now look what he gets
One of the holy trinity of neo-derp shitty champs
>>29867115
yes. I'll champ. New team pls.
>>29867134
Clawitzer named Panprawn
this bread is shit
>>29867119
this
>>29867134
jewish tricks
>>29867143
ur shit
>>29867134
band mega rayquaza
>>29867143
You have only yourself to blame for not posting d0p3 c0nt3nt
>>29867167
i know :'(
>>29867134
scarf metapod
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-474972836
Th-thanks guys
>>29867177
newfag pls go
>>29867134
specs weedle
WE DO NOT IMPEACH OVER SHITNESS< AT LEAST CHIMP IS TRYING HIS BEST.
>>29867081
Oh wait, here's the best part
He skipped the shitmons because the suggesters said "Me or 'suggestion'"
Apparently champ didn't 'understand what it meant' and tried searching Me or on Dogars
>>29867177
>Suggesting Uber
leave
>>29867200
excuse me you little shit but I've been here since 2009 so why don't you eat my asshole and take my megafug and like it?
>>29867230
>he thinks showderp existed in 2009
hello neoderp
>>29867241
>he doesn't know about the Showderp of old
lurk at all, please
>>29867260
all of the day bro
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-474974711
>>29867227
No, its not uber, its anything goes
AKA anything memes
AKA boring as shit to watch
>>29867260
>trying this hard
showderp started in late 2012-early 2013 by apt-get you fucking newfag
>>29867303
this is a lie
apt-get was a rumor created by the jews
elibump created showderp
>>29867303
>neoderp actually thinks this
good job regurgitating whatever roomfags say, here's a gold star
>>29867260
>2009
>showderp
are you pretending to be retarded or just new?
2013 was when showderp happened, I still remember zarel himself champing
>>29867348
2013 is when we moved to 4chan you fucking idiot
>>29867372
SUCK MY DICKBITCH
Daily reminder that being oldfag IS NOT a sign of anything substantial.
The only thing being an oldfag gives you is more suffering as you would have experienced more shit champs.like pic related on the left side.
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-474979242
>>29867455
I miss Haru's ass
>>29867555
I miss mami's feet
>>29867455
Tfw its a list of the deceased may they rest in memes
Everyone on that chart is dead outside juicy, lister, elibump, siggy and rectangular
>>29867593
Aren't half the 'dead' champs just in the special snowflake elitist club that is the chatroom?
>>29867593
metan is alive too, i sawhimaround a bit earlier
>>29867629
He means dead as in they don't champ anymore.
y4 still shitposts regularly yet he never chimps as an example
>>29867593
>>29867593
jimml is still here sometimes
New champ, thanks for bully
ME
>>29867593
Wallace just change his namespecial mention to girlgamer4
me or BILL
which champ was the best back then?
which one is the best now?
>>29867682
Pangoro you bara loving slut
my membre
meme of the day
>>29867694
me
me
>>29867455
>we will never have another chimp like 0xq which wins consistently in the 1700s due to snips rng
>we will never have a chimp like perfectgreen which wins in the high 1600s with shitmons
tfw now we have chimps who can't even break 1000
thunderdoge
>>29867682
>>29867686
Eli's bird (Chatot) @ Salac Berry
Ability: Tangled Feet
EVs: 12 HP / 244 SpA / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
- Chatter
- Boomburst
- Substitute
- Nasty Plot
I WANT TO BELIEVE
Specs Jellicent w/Water Spout
>>29867694
There IS no best champ right now
Just there are some that aren't complete shitters likes Solanun and RealStupidName
specs wurmple
>>29867682
ursaring with avalanche and other cool moves
jewish tricks
>>29867725
I mean that those 2 are the shitter, not that they're not the shitters
another thunderdoge
>>29867694
The chart literally tells you who is the best
http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/ou-173502353
http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/ou-209548798
>>29867694
functor was the best
R.I.P.
>>29867804
Press F to pay respects
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-474985940
>>29867694
Whoever managed to get funbro to 2013 turns and get it banned even in ag is the best champ.
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-474989708
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-474992789
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-474996816made bara boyfriend 100% male
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-474998934
new team
give me shitmons so i have an excuse to be bad
Meme Lizard (Kecleon) @ Expert Belt
Ability: Protean
EVs: 252 HP / 252 SpA / 4 SpD
Modest Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Flamethrower
- Ice Beam / Something else
- Magic Coat
- Thunderbolt / Something else
http://dogars.org/set/2909
Chatot @ Figy Berry
Ability: Tangled Feet
EVs: 252 SpA / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Substitute
- Nasty Plot
- Roost
- Chatter
scarf metapod
>>29868555
nigga (Umbreon) @ Leftovers
Ability: Synchronize
Happiness: 0
EVs: 248 HP/ 8 Def/ 252 SpD
Bold Nature
-Protect
-Toxic
-Wish
>>29868555
cupkek
Throh
252 HP / 252 s.def
>>29868576
is this supposed to be three moves? Is this the meme?
>>29868612
yes
>>29868576
i asked opp about the set. here it is
http://dogars.org/set/2908
>>29868627
>>29868630
DestroyedxD
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-475003713
>>29868630
this makes me happy
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-475010526
so good i didnt have to battle to win
>>29868561
this should have 30 hp ivs
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-475014497
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-475018390
hi, im the most mediocre champ in the world
NVM IM DA LUCKIEST
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-475019179
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-475022319
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-475024787
NEW TEAM,
chatot please
special mienshao
donnel staryu
Utter shit (Flygon) @ Weakness Policy
Ability: Levitate
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Earthquake
- Thunder Punch / Roost
- Fire Blast / Roost
- Outrage
http://dogars.org/set/2910
Beautifly @ BrightPowder
Ability: Rivalry
EVs: 4 Def / 252 SpA / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Quiver Dance
- Attract
- Stun Spore
- Bug Buzz
Donnel Specs Weedle.
Can change item upon kill.
electrode
Roullete rock
>>29869757
cant find this, post it?
>>29869843
>>29869843
>>29869843
new route
>>29869768
sorry cant use, already a weedle
>>29869870
welcome to showderp, newfriend. but that's not how it works.
if you're suggested 2 of the same thing then it's up to you to make a choice.