ITT: Post your 3 favorite pokemon and let others try to guess what you're like.
girl who has owned many pets
enjoys art styles like cubism, dada, and surrealism
likes hardcore punk and might be vegan
/k/ommando and STEM major
watches slice of life anime
furry, has a thing for bedroom eyes
A shut-in, but can be fun at times.
You like anything, whether cute or strong. You live life in the present and are rather easygoing.
You've looked up to people who dedicate themselves to getting stronger and try to pursue a lifestyle like that as well.
You're more of a history geek than anything, especially when it comes to wars.
You try to appear tough and masculine, but you also have great respect to anything elegant and beautiful.
Regality and Strength are two qualities you enjoy seeing in people and what you hope people see in you.
You love the tough and cute. You're kinda shy but want to talk to people.
>a girl who has owned many pets
I'm a guy, but the reason I like fox and canine pokemon so much is because I was never able to own one as a kid, grandfather is really allergic to them.
You love the cock and taking it in the bottom you also seem to be a sub and a bottom. You enjoy being held and loved for who you are and have a mistery avout yourself you hardly speak about yourself and you love to listen to other people.
>/k/ommando and STEM major
/k/ommando yes, STEM major no
>A shut-in, but can be fun at times
I'd say that's about right
>You're more of a history geek than anything, especially when it comes to wars
Kek. You hit the nail right on the head. I play war games more than Pokémon.
Maybe bronzong in place of unown, I'm certain about my first two, but my last slot I'm pretty wishy-washy about.
Male Meowstic (Espurr included)
(Couldn't find a better pic with them. At least this shows at least one line of each one.)
Mechanical engineering major, gets good grades
this thread is the first time you've thought about Pokemon since you were 8 years old
fan of surreal horror films
played with action figures a lot as a child
last guy here and that's pretty accurate. Sorry you never got to have a kitty or a doggy. Also nice trips
I hate to use "ow the edge" when Absol is one of my favorites but...
You like really cute things but you do have a side of you that wants to be tough.
You like mysterious, supernatural, and elegant. Anything fantasy is your cup of tea.
You love the beauty you find in life, and you stick your bros no matter what.
You like whatever is popular but feel some resentment for it because you want to be unique but feel uncomfortable standing out.
You root for the underdogs, you enjoy the things that most people don't think twice of.
Your bros are top priority to you, you hate being alone and feel like you are at home in closely-knit groups.
You keep to yourself often, you are the definition of an introvert. However when you do socialize you are talkative and are very likable.
I am the Zangoose/Absol/Gourgeist guy, and I am not even edgy. Zangoose and Absol have been bros since Gen 3, Gourgeist is a new bro.
If this wasn't limited to 3, I'd have to add Dwebble and Joltik, and Umbreon.
Incidentally, I often lean towards cute Pokemon over edgy, my top 3 just combine cute and awesome.
> Noisecore fan
Probably a nice guy, but also a furry.
Someone who is fun to be around and possibly has a nasty fetish or two. Jerks off to anime porn in his spare time.
Definitely a furry. Has never had a girlfriend but is pretty content snuggling in a blanket on the couch by himself.
Autistic and spends most of his time online. Lives with his parents.
Autistic and jerks off to Pokemon but isn't a furry. Played competitively during Gen 4.
Someone who goes against the grain but can be annoying in large doses.
Someone who tries to be clever by shitposting but is actually just pathetic. Has a neckbeard, is overweight, and a tiny pecker.
A dude who likes cute things and is a little overweight. He's a student and unsure how to spend his future.
A nice person who enjoys posting on /vp/ during the high points of activity. During the low points he still posts and tries his best to create good discussion.
Cancerous personality. Family and non-family probably finds you insufferable.
100% furry, but doesn't own a fursuit because he's self-conscious and lives with his parents. He has a 5.7 inch dick.
No friends in real life.
meguca (with good taste).
Builds gunpla, or at the very least, his own PC.
Faps to Pokemon but isn't a furry.
Probably a little obnoxious and spergs out irl, but has a close group of sperg friends who don't mind.
Likes NFEs because he's insecure and their weak, powerless forms remind him of himself.
Cool person who likes unconventional mons like Exploud because he genuinely does and isn't trying to show off.
Jewish, but not part of the globalist subsect trying to destroy white countries.
Watches anime, but has basic tastes, and like the 4th Pokemon movie.
So you're a fatass.
Shiny Mega Gengar
>Probably a nice guy, but also a furry.
Never really was a furry though I did post in those obvious furbait threads over a year ago. Since then I got rid of all my beta tendencies, went out more, got a gf, and got my life on track.
Metagross, weavile, charizard.
You started back in the 90s with Red. You're one of those players that tries to find weird corner case strategies, like Johnnies in MtG. You were hyped as shit about megas, but kind of wish they'd go back and give shitmons proper evolutions too.
Abra, Unown, and Dunsparce
Or just the strange stuff guy
You enjoy being outdoors and exploring forests and creeks. You are kind and take great care of your pets, but you are not a pushover.
I guess Magneton, Dugtrio and Beedrill.
I'm definitely not pretty, but I'm also definitely not ugly.
>tfw that'll probably never actually matter