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Why is this allowed? Was it added specifically to discourage lewdness?
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it was so they could fart on a steel type for no reason and give it a gorillion resistiances and stab bullet punch
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>>25058343
They were going for edge.
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>>25058343
>>25058355
>no reason
Those metal spikes are there for a reason.
>ルカリオ (Rukario) - From the reverse of orichalcum (a mythical metal) or oracle (referring to its supernatural abilities involving aura).
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>try to hug your qt pokemon
>get steve irwin'd

smdh
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>>25058343
Ask the Pokédex.
The Pokédex is omniscience.
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>>25058343
Pokemon are war machines, not things for you to hug. That spike prevents belly-to-belly suplexes.
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>>25058447
>Pokemon are war machines, not things for you to hug.
WHY MUST YOU. PERPETUATE THE LIE. THAT THOSE THINGS. ARE MUTUALLY EXCLUSIVE.

tumut
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>>25058457
Sorry. I'll consider not doing it again.
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>>25058447
>being edgy
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>>25058447
pokemon are pure and innocent and also a cute, definitely not war machines
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>>25058364
>only decent answer
>ignored as usual
Thanks Anon. That was actually pretty informative.
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Its like a lightning rod for aura
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>>25058364
Did not know this
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What happens if you tase it with a taser?
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>>25058747
>It's metal so it's automatically a good conductor of electricity.

I'm sorry anon, but that's not how chemistry and physics works.
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>>25058343

It's a handle specifically for lewdness.
You reach around from behind, obviously.
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>>25058447
You can go back on your mindset. Pokemon are for hugs and for sexual.
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>>25058821
You can just use its ears as a lewdness handle though, and they're fluffy instead of being sharp
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>>25058343

It's fine as long as you know how to avoid the spike.
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>>25058989
cute
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>>25058989
>tfw she didn't avoid the spike
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>>25058783
Not sure what you are getting at. You saying its an insulator?
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>>25058343
It doesn't hurt if you're it's friend. It's the same deal as how Magcargo lava doesn't burn anymore with high enough affection.
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>you will never fondle and molest lucario's spike
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>>25059784
So you can shove it into your chest cavity and you'll be fine? neat

>>25059800
I want to fellate Lucario's spike in public while he blushes furiously and the bystanders call the police
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>not just sitting him in your lap so you can feel him squirm while you jerk him off
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>>25059871
didnt you request pretty much the same thing with male braixeon trash drawthread?
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>>25060001
>braixen
>male
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>>25060001
nope, but that'd be cool too
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>>25059815
>public lewdness with lucario
yes
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>>25059871
>>25060081
lucario is not for lewd
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>>25058364
And where the fuck does the fist-fighting Anubis come in?

Lucario is a fucking tornado of random shit.
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>>25059815
The spike probably just goes through you or something. Kinda like how ghost attacks go through normal pokemon in the anime.
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I figure he has a metal skeleton
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>>25060434
The aura is where the Fighting-type comes in.

Not so sure about the Anubis design.
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>>25060655
>The aura is where the Fighting-type comes in.

Absolute horseshit and you know it.

Aura would be Psychic if it wasn't for it being pushed.

Steel/Fighting should have bee given to a knight based Pokemon, and Lucario should have been a Psychic/Fighting type.
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>>25060664
>Psychic/Fighting
You sure you don't mean Steel/Psychic?
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>>25060434
>where the fuck does the fist-fighting Anubis
I think I've heard Egyptian gods (or anubis specifically) were supposed to have metal bones.
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>>25060664
>Aura would be Psychic if it wasn't for it being pushed.
Aura, since its debut, has basically been the Pokemon version of ki, which would fall under fighting. The meta reasoning for it being to pad out fighting type moves with a few special moves.
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Hmm I don't know for sure, but I think I might have a clue.
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>>25060762
Makes sense, Betty would run a mono-Lucario team
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>>25060704
We gotta map this out.
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>>25060762
>inb4 anon pussies out
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>>25060762
You know what you need to do now.
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>>25058360
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>>25058364
neat
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>>25058371
no spike on the back
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>>25058360
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>>25058343
>Those shitty looking ears
>That long nose
>Awkward pose

How did people get attracted to this?
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>>25061984
>Wide hips.
>Evolves from friendship.
>Usually reserved as fuck, but super loyal.

Hell, even Pokemon like trash pokemon get some love.
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>>25060016
>87.5% male
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>>25061984
the booty

also, i like the idea of man's best friend becoming a friend with benefits
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>>25062255
You devil you
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>>25058343
Wolverine + Luke Skywalker + Anubis
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>>25062964

I want to marry Mightyena!
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>>25063122
l-lewd...
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>>25060664

Aura is life energy. That's a very different thing from psychic powers.
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>>25058447
>pokemon are war machines
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>>25058447
>Pokemon are war machines
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>>25061984
>Massive hips
>By extension, large ass
>Loyal to the max
>lovely paws
>knot
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I wonder if it feels good if you suck on it?
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>>25066157
That is, do you like the taste of metal?
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>>25066157
it's instant-orgasm tier
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>>25066157
>>25059800
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>>25065442
You're the same kind of faggot that says wyverns and dragons are different.
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>>25060909
I don't know
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>>25066188

Aura Sphere is basically the same thing as a Hadoken.

Would you call Hadoken a psychic power?
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>>25061984
because lucario a cute
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>>25061984

Encyclopedia Dramatica explained it

>The Krystal of the Pokémon fandom, Lucario are a breed of Pokémon. Much like Krystal, Lucario is lusted after by almost every furfag in the world. The fact that the male ones have the voice of a black man doesn't help the weeaboos who want that giant black cock up their buttholes. Seriously, every furry in existence wants to fuck the male ones in their furry asses and vice versa, even the straight ones.
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>>25066453
>ED

they still exist? I remember reading stuff on their wiki back in like 2008
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>>25066479

It became what it was always destined to be: a bunch of furries making hate articles about each other.

>>25066402

>male Lucario
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>>25066616
>breasts
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>>25066641

>knots
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>>25066616
>female Lucario
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>>25066651

>male Lucario
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>implying lucario isn't trans
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>>25060664
>Steel/Fighting should have been given to a knight based Pokemon

Y tho.
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>>25060664

Well, not quite a knight, but the only other Pokemon with Lucario's type combo is a swordsman.
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>>25066616
Do they still speak about lulz, win, epic trolling and horribly outdated shit like that. Are they still "trolling" irrelevant deviantart guys like Tom Preston.

I used to go to the forums and draw shit there but that was really long ago.


Anyway Lucario is my bro.
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>>25060664
Ground/Fighting would have been better fitting
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>>25066842

There's nothing particularly "Ground" about him either, except being able to use Bone Rush.
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>>25066784

speaking of bad design decisions Cobalions hooves are one of the worst offenders

its a horse that looks like its wearing people boots
what were they thinking
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>>25066784
>>25066981
The swords of justice are all ugly as fuck tbqh
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>>25066981
it's not a horse though?
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>>25060664
>this is my first time knowing about the whole concept of aura/life force/ki/chi/qi
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>>25058447
>That spike prevents belly-to-belly suplexes
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>>25058343
yes
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>>25058343
It's so you can't motorboat it.
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>>25067941
lewd poketummies are more fun to motorboat than chests desu
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Why is Lucario so lewd?
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>>25058364
>>25060704
>>25060857

Gold was considered to be the skin of the ancient Egyptian gods, but their bones were thought to be of silver.
At the onset of recorded history, silver may have been unknown to the ancient Egyptians. They could obtain gold and even electrum, which was a natural alloy of silver and gold from the mountains of the Eastern Desert and Nubia, but the Egyptian language at first lacks a word for silver. They described it only as the "white metal", and when they did run across it, they seem to have regarded it as a variety of gold.
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>>25060434
>Because he's perfect
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>>25068578
It's an anthro dog with wide hips and lots of fluff, even if Lucario didn't exist my sketchbook would still be filled with porn of furries that fit that description.
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>>25059300
It's new hidden ability is Insulator: Immune to electric attacks.
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They tried to do the same with Gardevoir and look what happened
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>>25068739
thats just dumb
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>>25058343
Why is this allowed?
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>>25071431
Yes, why? That resolution is disgusting.
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>>25071431

>Tyrantrum
>Cartoony and non-threatening

Cartoony, yes. All Pokemon are. Non-threatening, no.

As for the collar, T. Rexes had feathers.
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>>25071431
blame science for ruining dinosaurs
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>>25072613
>blame science for ruining dinosaurs
You say that as though dinosaurs are mythological beings and not actual beings that had once roamed this Earth.
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>>25072636
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In a sense they are.

Hollywood "Created" the image of dinosaurs we accept. We have no idea what they were, feathers and scales are both degradeable and do not preserve. so uit could have been either.

dinosaurs are no different then elves orcs and dwarves in that regard. Everyone has interpretations, but none are truly right.
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>>25058364
>>25058544
>>25058714
Again with this orichalcum Bulbapedo bullshit.

The Jap name for orichalcum is オリハル, (oriharu), not オリカル. It's a letter off. That's extremely tenuous. Since Japanese is phonetic, changing a letter doesn't really fly as wordplay. I've seen some stuff where they change a が to a か for a joke, but going from か to は is just too much of a stretch.

tl;dr the orichalcum thing is bullshit Bulbapedo trivia, except they cannot into Japanese to save their own lives.
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>>25062159
> Trubbish and Garbodor get some love
Hey there, hipster.
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>>25071431
I'm sure there's at least one kind of dinosaur that had spikes on it.
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>>25068646

>wide hips

Pokemon are incredibly lewd when you think about it. So many of them have ridiculous hips, thighs and bellies.
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>>25072796
I want to lie on top of Charizard.
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>>25072822
I want to give Charizard a paw massage
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>>25072822
I want to hug charizard
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