How tall are you compared to your favorite Pokemon?
I'm lazy and don't want to learn photoshop so:
>be 5' 7"
>Porygon-Z is 2' 11"
>Gallade is 5' 3"
>Shedinja is 2' 7"
>Scrafty is 3' 7"
Pokemon are a lot smaller than I expected. Hell, Drapion is only like 4' 3", when I always imagine it as being this hulking 7' tall scorpion.
I always thought florges was way smaller.
Wanted to include Aggron and Mega Aggron in here as well, but it was a mess since most of my favorites are fucking big as fuck.
For reference, I'm 5'8", yes a manlet. Anyways, maybe I didn't do too great of a job matching them all, especially Articuno since I never knew if it was wingspan for winged pokemon or actual height, but whatever, I did my best.
Stop being as tall as Charizard and Blastoise, the King of Manlets.
You can't stop that Anon, there are plenty of manlet rich people who can do as they please.
It's best to just segregate them into small manlet and womanlet camps and watch how they interact. Basically a big science experiment.
>le fliers are measured by wingspan meme
I don't think you appreciate how fucking big that is.
Even an owl would murder you. Birds don't fuck around.
>height = size
yes, get a load of this tiny manlet.
You posted the anime, which is about as canon as to the Pokemon games as Halo is.
Pokemon games have height=size. Why can't you just accept this and accept that your husbando Zapdos is a little manlet baby that can't do shit, not even hoes and tricks.
Maybe you should check the ORAS dex you fucking mongoloid. It clearly proves that height =/= length.
Also, I said SIZE. As in accounting for width. Chimpanzees are less than 4 feet tall and they could literally rip off your limbs.
Maybe you should check it nerd. >>25060013
Also a chimp couldn't do shit to me, he's 4 foot tall, my arms would punch his little manlet face off before he even stood up to my chest.
Sorry I called your husbando a midget, also sorry you can't appreciate a real bird like Lugia and his manly height.
Yeah no shit, Crobat's length = his height. Something like Salamence isn't 4'11 from head to tail, it's 4'11 from head to ground. If you actually look at Zapdos in the dex it's clearly bigger than that scale.
A chimp would rip you apart. Do you also think you could take a 5'6 gorilla?
>Thinking any manlet chimp could rip off a 6'2" male's arm
Really manlet... You are so insecure about your manlet height that you have to bring in a worthless chimp to defend yourself? Pathetic... I bet that's the only kind of girl you could get, a fucking chimp, she'd probably be taller than you too
>he's playing the penis card now
Damn son, you're terribly insecure about being a manlet. It's alright, there are plenty of lonely midgets out there. You'll find someone eventually and then you can put aside your husbandos Zapdos and Salamence.
It's alright Anon, just accept being a manlet, your life wont improve any, but just accept it.
And ancestors were also tiny manlets, of course they got fucked up.
Manlets never win, just the same as this Haast Eagle of yours, Zapdos, etc. would never beat a much bigger opponent. Not even in the games can Zapdos beat a bigger opponent, they just play dead until the manlet fucks off so they don't catch his disease.
They weren't 3 feet tall, and by your logic being even a few inches taller than a gorilla makes you stronger.
Haast's eagle didn't just shred things either, it could literally carry off an adult male.
>being even a few inches taller than a gorilla makes you stronger.
Yeah that's how life works manlet. Taller things succeed, smaller things do not. Dinosaurs had to have a fucking meteorite take their asses out, because they were manlets compared to the meteorite.
Haast eagle couldn't carry off an adult male that wasn't a manlet, because it'd never reach a true alpha male.
Like I said, moas just played dead so they those eagles would fuck off. Nobody wants manlet disease.
You need to calm your manlet ass down because you blow a gasket and end up even shorter.
And fapping over giant pokemon won't make your dick any bigger.
I actually bothered to look for my 3DS so I could show that listed height is not consistent because of varied pokemon shapes. The player is just over 5 feet and Sala would clearly be much taller on its hind legs.
I never asked to be a manlet, but what can you do.
Some days, I wonder if two-hundred cm is manlet cut off, and I just barely failed.
I'd add Rayquaza too, but it's just too damn big.