How tall are you compared to your favorite Pokemon?

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>>25056871
>Politoed
Mah nigga

I'm lazy and don't want to learn photoshop so:

>be 5' 7"
>Porygon-Z is 2' 11"
>Gallade is 5' 3"
>Shedinja is 2' 7"
>Scrafty is 3' 7"

Pokemon are a lot smaller than I expected. Hell, Drapion is only like 4' 3", when I always imagine it as being this hulking 7' tall scorpion.

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>>25056863
I always thought florges was way smaller.

How the hell do you guys get things in front of that without having a black border around your Pokemon?

>>25057948
epic dude

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Wanted to include Aggron and Mega Aggron in here as well, but it was a mess since most of my favorites are fucking big as fuck.

For reference, I'm 5'8", yes a manlet. Anyways, maybe I didn't do too great of a job matching them all, especially Articuno since I never knew if it was wingspan for winged pokemon or actual height, but whatever, I did my best.

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this is the power of MS Paint

>manlet general

>>25059792
That's fine, womanlet girls need manlets, they go perfect together, they can keep their genetics to themselves.

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height shaming needs to stop

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>>25059835
Stop being as tall as Charizard and Blastoise, the King of Manlets.

>>25059807
Or, we could just prevent them from breeding so they won't produce any inferior manlet spawn

>people probably think I'm a manlet because I'm 6'5
feels bad desu
why couldn't I be average?

>>25059854
You can't stop that Anon, there are plenty of manlet rich people who can do as they please.

It's best to just segregate them into small manlet and womanlet camps and watch how they interact. Basically a big science experiment.

>>25057870
It frightens me how tall Gliscor is.

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>>25059866
i think you're a big guy

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>>25056863

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>>25059892
The birds should scare you more.

>>25059931
i could rip zapdos apart with my bare hands

>>25059931
Poor Zapdos...I used to think you were cool too.

Dat Lugia though.

>>25059969
>>25059980

He's an idiot and not scaling it correctly, going tail tip to crest tip at a weird angle. Look at it in the oras dex, it's just slightly smaller than articuno.

>>25059980
Lugia isn't nearly that big. It's wingspan is 17 feet, not head to toe.

>>25060000
Zapdos is still tiny Anon, he's 5'3". Meanwhile based Lugia is 17'1".

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>>25060004

>le fliers are measured by wingspan meme

>>25060004
Height Dex actually doesn't measure winged Pokemon by their wingspan, it measures them from head to toe, for whatever stupid reason, but it does.

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>>25056863

>>25060010

A 5'3 bird would fucking crush you. The Andean condor is only 3-4 feet tall.

>>25060036
>Manlets
>crushing anyone

My sides

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>>25060013

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>>25060045

I don't think you appreciate how fucking big that is.

Even an owl would murder you. Birds don't fuck around.

>>25060060
>bringing actual science into Pokemon

Anon just stop, your autism is showing. Pokemon doesn't measure by wingspan, deal with it.

>>25060063
>5'3"
>big

AHAHAHAHA

No, keep dreaming manlet.

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is this the right way to measure a pokemon?

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>>25060069

>height = size

yes, get a load of this tiny manlet.

>>25060075
In Pokemon, yeah it does. Not my fault your husbando Pokemon Zapdos is a tiny little midget.

>>25060080

I posted a pokemon you idiot. Height =/= mass.

>>25060089
You posted the anime, which is about as canon as to the Pokemon games as Halo is.

Pokemon games have height=size. Why can't you just accept this and accept that your husbando Zapdos is a little manlet baby that can't do shit, not even hoes and tricks.

>>25060097

Maybe you should check the ORAS dex you fucking mongoloid. It clearly proves that height =/= length.

Also, I said SIZE. As in accounting for width. Chimpanzees are less than 4 feet tall and they could literally rip off your limbs.

>>25060109
Maybe you should check it nerd. >>25060013

Also a chimp couldn't do shit to me, he's 4 foot tall, my arms would punch his little manlet face off before he even stood up to my chest.

Sorry I called your husbando a midget, also sorry you can't appreciate a real bird like Lugia and his manly height.

>arguing that pokemon uses only science to measure birds

If that's the case then you have to apply science to everything, so that makes Magcargo hotter than the surface of the sun.

>>25060121

Yeah no shit, Crobat's length = his height. Something like Salamence isn't 4'11 from head to tail, it's 4'11 from head to ground. If you actually look at Zapdos in the dex it's clearly bigger than that scale.

A chimp would rip you apart. Do you also think you could take a 5'6 gorilla?

>>25060146
Nah Salamence is only 4'11" on his hind legs kiddo.

Also yes, I could take 100 5'6" Gorillas, because I'm not a manlet.

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>>25060109
>Thinking any manlet chimp could rip off a 6'2" male's arm
Really manlet... You are so insecure about your manlet height that you have to bring in a worthless chimp to defend yourself? Pathetic... I bet that's the only kind of girl you could get, a fucking chimp, she'd probably be taller than you too

>>25056863
I'm 6'4, and my favorite pokemon is probably Noivern.
It doesn't matter though, I'm actually scared of heights. And birds. Fuck birds.
Seriously, fuck birds.

>>25060154
>Salamence is only 4'11" on his hind legs kiddo.

No, it isn't. Look at the ORAS dex.

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When will they ever learn?

>>25060182
Stop being man Anon, I can't help you only like baby Pokemon that are close to your height to make you feel better about your manlet body.

>>25060203

So you only like huge Pokemon that compensate for your tiny penis?

>>25060216
Shut the fuck up manlet. FUCK YOU

>>25060216
>he's playing the penis card now

Damn son, you're terribly insecure about being a manlet. It's alright, there are plenty of lonely midgets out there. You'll find someone eventually and then you can put aside your husbandos Zapdos and Salamence.

It's alright Anon, just accept being a manlet, your life wont improve any, but just accept it.

>>25060224

I don't know why you keep pushing this manlet thing, I'm 6'5. But many shorter animals would fuck me or anyone else up, including a 2 foot tall owl, let alone a 5'3 thunderbird.

>>25060245
>I'm 6'5"

Yeah I bet you are man, and I'm 17'2".

Only a manlet would get fucked up by a 2" owl or a 5'3" manlet bird.

>Error: You cannot delete a post this old
I just wanted a fun thread guys

>>25060264

The Haast's eagle regularly killed our much stronger ancestors, and its standing height was only about 3 feet.

>>25060276
And ancestors were also tiny manlets, of course they got fucked up.

Manlets never win, just the same as this Haast Eagle of yours, Zapdos, etc. would never beat a much bigger opponent. Not even in the games can Zapdos beat a bigger opponent, they just play dead until the manlet fucks off so they don't catch his disease.

>>25060285

They weren't 3 feet tall, and by your logic being even a few inches taller than a gorilla makes you stronger.

Haast's eagle didn't just shred things either, it could literally carry off an adult male.

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>>25056863

>>25060301
>being even a few inches taller than a gorilla makes you stronger.

Yeah that's how life works manlet. Taller things succeed, smaller things do not. Dinosaurs had to have a fucking meteorite take their asses out, because they were manlets compared to the meteorite.

Haast eagle couldn't carry off an adult male that wasn't a manlet, because it'd never reach a true alpha male.

>>25060323

So now taller = heavier.

The thing's main prey were moas. They were 12 feet tall and weighed 500lbs. It wouldn't be phased by a hungry skellington/fat fuck like you.

>>25060340
Like I said, moas just played dead so they those eagles would fuck off. Nobody wants manlet disease.

You need to calm your manlet ass down because you blow a gasket and end up even shorter.

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>>25060349

And fapping over giant pokemon won't make your dick any bigger.

I actually bothered to look for my 3DS so I could show that listed height is not consistent because of varied pokemon shapes. The player is just over 5 feet and Sala would clearly be much taller on its hind legs.

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>>25056863
I guess I'll just repost mine.

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I never asked to be a manlet, but what can you do.

>>25059771
nice job, anon

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Some days, I wonder if two-hundred cm is manlet cut off, and I just barely failed.

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>>25056863

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I'd add Rayquaza too, but it's just too damn big.