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The Pokemon you've selected in Amie is going to use a r

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The Pokemon you've selected in Amie is going to use a random attack on your dick. (Or analogous reproductive organ if you're a grill)

Use "All Attacks" mode of the site below and generate 1 attack.
http://thousandroads.net/misc/metronome

How fucked are you?
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>>25053342
Brine.

My dick gets soaked in Vinegar?
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>Zen Headbutt
I don't care what pokemon did that it would hurt like hell. I would probably die from pain.
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>>25053342
>Flamethrower
>fuck
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>Honedge
>X-Scissor
I'm dying
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>>25053342
>Electric Terrain
I can no longer fall asleep, and my electric abilities are strengthened.
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>Skill Swap
what does this even entail
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>Mat Block
>mfw safe sex with Greninja
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>Mind Reader

Alright then
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>>25053342
>Heavy Slam
w...what
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>Perish Song
Guess that means I'd better finish quick
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>>25053342
>Skarmory
>Poison Jab
literally a fate worse than death
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>>25053342
>Return
Dear god I hope the Pokemon in question hates me.
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>>25053342
Heal pulse

Just Sylveon being toocute
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>Quiver Dance
u-unf
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>Safeguard

The vagoo is safe
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>Meloetta
>Lovely Kiss
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>Metal Burst

Mew, no!
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>Flash
Hopefully I'm not looking at my dick area at that moment
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>>25054103
I realized the error of my ways and turned on All Attacks mode.
>Milk Drink
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>Furret
>Misty Terrain
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>>25053342
>fire punch
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Braixen uses Captivate!

I imagine she shows me her pussy to get me hard as a diamond.
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>>25053342
>My beloved Hawlucha
>Air Cutter

My favorite pokemon of all time, i put all that time and effort into and this is what i get.

Big cums
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>>25053466
>vinegar
salt water, famm
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Blast Burn
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clauncher
>pay day

Well if i knew there was a demand for it I'd be happier to show it.
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Bone Club.

Fucking hell sakes.
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>Mean look

S-Stop that!
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>Leaf Storm

noooooooooo
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>>25053342
>Aromatic Mist
Didn't even remember this was a move.
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>splash

Two possibilities : yay OR
>nothing happened
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>Cut
that sounds like a fairly ordinary way for my dick to go out
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>>25053342
>poliwrath
>whirlpool

Either intense pain or pleasure coming my way
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>Stomp
Mawile is not that heavy but damn, it's gonna hurt like hell.
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>>25054775
I could have sworn mawile was deceptively heavy for its size, being steel type and all.
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>>25053342
>Recover
Well that's nice of it.
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>>25054402
>Your dick can no longer escape
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>>25053342
>Disable

So... I can't have kids? Sign me up.
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>>25054808
no, you will never get an erection anymore
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>>25053342
>Dark void
So I fall asleep? Meh not terrible but I might get some bad dreams out of it at worst.
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>double team
do i have 2 dicks now?
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>>25054812
Pls no
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B O U N C E
O
U
N
C
E
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>Sylveon
>Forest's Curse

What would happen, I wonder?
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>mfw growth
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>>25053342
>Heliolisk
>Bolt Strike
Guess I wont be having any kids in this life
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>Grass Whistle
It can't be that bad.
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>play rough
>from raichu

this can either go really well or really badly
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>Sweet Kiss
flawless victory
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>>25054775
>not wanting a qt mawile to step on your dick
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>Haxorus
>Smack Down

...Ouch.
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>>25054191
>>
>>25053342
Sketch

Like one of the French girls
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>>25053342

>Mawile
>Pound

kek
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Rock Polish
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>Fury Swipes
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>Oblivion Wing
I'm not sure how it's going to look like, but judging by its signature user's affiliation with destruction my dick's probably going to be destroyed
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>Destiny Bond
How would that even work?
>>
Power trick
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>>25055240
From now on, whenever you cum, she will too, no matter how far apart you are. When she gets aroused, you will too
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>Sticky Web

Oh my
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>>25055285
That's actually kinda hot.
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>Drain Punch
o-ok
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>>25053342
>Male Goodra
>Sticky Web
Das gay mang.
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>Mesprit
>Yawn
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>Gardevoir
>High Jump Kick
Dear Jesus
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>>25053342
>Hold Hands
>Shiny female Druddigon

Lewd.
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>>25053342
>Garchomp
>Swallow
Please no.
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>Goodra
>Rain Dance
could be worse
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>>25054869
You cum literal seeds
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>>25053342
>Mightyena
>>
> Meloetta
> Trick

Oh god now waifumon has a dick
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>volcanion
>acid spray
"no"
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>Lugia
>Sticky Web
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>>25054191
>Milk Drink
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>>25057228
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>glaceon
>ember
Thanks special attack.
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>Milk Drink
>Hoopa-C

This is pretty much the worst outcome possible.
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>Ralts
>Growl

lolwut
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>Mewtwo
>Lovely Kiss
fuck yes
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>Taunt

I'm really insecure about my 4 inch penis desu
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>Thunderbolt
I guess I could've had it worse with a Scizor
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Fucking Mach punch. Dugtrio doesn't even have hands damnit.
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It's a one-hit KO
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>Aurorus
>Hyper Beam

Oh no...
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>Sylveon
>Covet
no sylveon the dick is mine
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>>25059096
not any more
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>thief
Is he gonna steal my penis
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>giga impact
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kek
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>>25053342
>bounce

Ok.
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>>25053342
>Rhydon
>Crafty shield
Well alright then.
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>worry seed

What happenes to my benis?
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>>25060539
No, just your virginity
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>>25060897
Get tested.
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>Earthquake
>mfw
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>Zoroark
>Flatter

Why thank you.
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d-drill run
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>Crobat
>Mirror Coat

Ooooh! Shiny!
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>Curse
Th-thanks...
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>>25057228
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>explosion
>>
>sableye
>knock off
:(
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>Precipice Blades
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>Protect
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Gardevoir used Lick
She needs to spend more time in super training, she needs to learn vacuum wave and swallow.
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>>25062089
>Super Training
You'd rather see her practicing on balloons?
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>>25062093
You're right, I should give her some protein.
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>Punishment
I really can't tell if that would be a good thing or a bad thing.
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>>25062117
depends how much you Bulked Up :^)
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>>25053342
>Role Play
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>Genesect
>Tickle
Conflicting emotions.
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Okie
This won't be too bead...
>Bide
>Aggron
Should I be scared?
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>>25063520
Nah you would have to do damage first
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>>25057228
>>25057228
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>>25053342
>Draining Kiss
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>>25053342
>Rest
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Nigga lol
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>Electivire
>Ally Switch
meh
>>
Dialga
Power split
What does that entail exactly?
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>Clawitzer
>Spatial rend

Okay
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>Lava Plume
>>
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>Flareon
>Iron Tail
goodbye friends i am gone
>>
>torment
>>
>Mawile
>Hidden Power

What does it mean?
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Not bad
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>>25066528
what ever you do, don't re-zip
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>Lopunny
>Mega Drain
>>
>Lilligant
>Giga Drain

oh baby
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>Vice Grip
>>
>>25057284
What the fuck
>>
teleport
>>
>altaria
>growl
Does that mean my d gets weaker from being shout at?
>>
psychic... if were going off how it works in the anime.... i think i might actually die
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>>25053342

>King's Shield

Well, OK.
>>
Outrage...

Not if it runs into me really fast or what.
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>>25053342
steamroller. this is worse than everything
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>>25067128
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>Roar
Welp, I guess that's not very effective.
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>Pyroar
>Super Fang

Dear Arceus help me!
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>knock off
>>
Power whip ... fuck.
>>
tfw brick break
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>>25053342
>soak
Uh
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>Ancient Power
Please
NO
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>False Swipe
>Never get finished off
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>>25053342
>never used Amie
heh
>>
>Leafeon
>Acid

Why me!?
>>
>Floette
>Future Sight

What's going to happen to me?
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>Rhyhorn
>Horn drill
SAVE ME.
>>
>Tri Attack

Do I win the trophy of the most painful death?
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>>25053342
>Be a girl
>Horn Drill
>>
>Gardevoir
>Dragon Breath
Welp, life was fun while it lasted.
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