The Pokemon you've selected in Amie is going to use a random attack on your dick. (Or analogous reproductive organ if you're a grill)
Use "All Attacks" mode of the site below and generate 1 attack.
http://thousandroads.net/misc/metronome
How fucked are you?
>>25053342
Brine.
My dick gets soaked in Vinegar?
>Zen Headbutt
I don't care what pokemon did that it would hurt like hell. I would probably die from pain.
>>25053342
>Flamethrower
>fuck
>Honedge
>X-Scissor
I'm dying
>>25053342
>Electric Terrain
I can no longer fall asleep, and my electric abilities are strengthened.
>Skill Swap
what does this even entail
>Mat Block
>mfw safe sex with Greninja
>Mind Reader
Alright then
>>25053342
>Heavy Slam
w...what
>Perish Song
Guess that means I'd better finish quick
>>25053342
>Skarmory
>Poison Jab
literally a fate worse than death
>>25053342
>Return
Dear god I hope the Pokemon in question hates me.
>>25053342
Heal pulse
Just Sylveon being toocute
>Quiver Dance
u-unf
>Safeguard
The vagoo is safe
>Meloetta
>Lovely Kiss
>Metal Burst
Mew, no!
>Flash
Hopefully I'm not looking at my dick area at that moment
>>25054103
I realized the error of my ways and turned on All Attacks mode.
>Milk Drink
>Furret
>Misty Terrain
>>25053342
>fire punch
Braixen uses Captivate!
I imagine she shows me her pussy to get me hard as a diamond.
>>25053342
>My beloved Hawlucha
>Air Cutter
My favorite pokemon of all time, i put all that time and effort into and this is what i get.
Big cums
>>25053466
>vinegar
salt water, famm
Blast Burn
clauncher
>pay day
Well if i knew there was a demand for it I'd be happier to show it.
Bone Club.
Fucking hell sakes.
>Mean look
S-Stop that!
>Leaf Storm
noooooooooo
>>25053342
>Aromatic Mist
Didn't even remember this was a move.
>splash
Two possibilities : yay OR
>nothing happened
>Cut
that sounds like a fairly ordinary way for my dick to go out
>>25053342
>poliwrath
>whirlpool
Either intense pain or pleasure coming my way
>Stomp
Mawile is not that heavy but damn, it's gonna hurt like hell.
>>25054775
I could have sworn mawile was deceptively heavy for its size, being steel type and all.
>>25053342
>Recover
Well that's nice of it.
>>25054402
>Your dick can no longer escape
>>25053342
>Disable
So... I can't have kids? Sign me up.
>>25054808
no, you will never get an erection anymore
>>25053342
>Dark void
So I fall asleep? Meh not terrible but I might get some bad dreams out of it at worst.
>double team
do i have 2 dicks now?
>>25054812
Pls no
B O U N C E
O
U
N
C
E
>Sylveon
>Forest's Curse
What would happen, I wonder?
>mfw growth
>>25053342
>Heliolisk
>Bolt Strike
Guess I wont be having any kids in this life
>Grass Whistle
It can't be that bad.
>play rough
>from raichu
this can either go really well or really badly
>Sweet Kiss
flawless victory
>>25054775
>not wanting a qt mawile to step on your dick
>Haxorus
>Smack Down
...Ouch.
>>25054191
>>25053342
Sketch
Like one of the French girls
>>25053342
>Mawile
>Pound
kek
Rock Polish
>Fury Swipes
>Oblivion Wing
I'm not sure how it's going to look like, but judging by its signature user's affiliation with destruction my dick's probably going to be destroyed
>Destiny Bond
How would that even work?
Power trick
>>25055240
From now on, whenever you cum, she will too, no matter how far apart you are. When she gets aroused, you will too
>Sticky Web
Oh my
>>25055285That's actually kinda hot.
>Drain Punch
o-ok
>>25053342
>Male Goodra
>Sticky Web
Das gay mang.
>Mesprit
>Yawn
>Gardevoir
>High Jump Kick
Dear Jesus
>>25053342
>Hold Hands
>Shiny female Druddigon
Lewd.
>>25053342
>Garchomp
>Swallow
Please no.
>Goodra
>Rain Dance
could be worse
>>25054869
You cum literal seeds
>>25053342
>Mightyena
> Meloetta
> Trick
Oh god now waifumon has a dick
>volcanion
>acid spray
"no"
>Lugia
>Sticky Web
>>25054191
>Milk Drink
>>25057228
>glaceon
>ember
Thanks special attack.
>Milk Drink
>Hoopa-C
This is pretty much the worst outcome possible.
>Ralts
>Growl
lolwut
>Mewtwo
>Lovely Kiss
fuck yes
>Taunt
I'm really insecure about my 4 inch penis desu
>Thunderbolt
I guess I could've had it worse with a Scizor
Fucking Mach punch. Dugtrio doesn't even have hands damnit.
It's a one-hit KO
>Aurorus
>Hyper Beam
Oh no...
>Sylveon
>Covet
no sylveon the dick is mine
>>25059096
not any more
>thief
Is he gonna steal my penis
>giga impact
kek
>>25053342
>bounce
Ok.
>>25053342
>Rhydon
>Crafty shield
Well alright then.
>worry seed
What happenes to my benis?
>>25060539
No, just yourvirginity
>>25060897
Get tested.
>Earthquake
>mfw
>Zoroark
>Flatter
Why thank you.
d-drill run
>Crobat
>Mirror Coat
Ooooh! Shiny!
>Curse
Th-thanks...
>>25057228
>explosion
>sableye
>knock off
:(
>Precipice Blades
>Protect
Gardevoir used Lick
She needs to spend more time in super training, she needs to learn vacuum wave and swallow.
>>25062089
>Super Training
You'd rather see her practicing on balloons?
>>25062093
You're right, I should give her some protein.
>Punishment
I really can't tell if that would be a good thing or a bad thing.
>>25062117
depends how much you Bulked Up :^)
>>25053342
>Role Play
>Genesect
>Tickle
Conflicting emotions.
Okie
This won't be too bead...
>Bide
>Aggron
Should I be scared?
>>25063520
Nah you would have to do damage first
>>25057228
>>25057228
>>25053342
>Draining Kiss
Nigga lol
>Electivire
>Ally Switch
meh
Dialga
Power split
What does that entail exactly?
>Clawitzer
>Spatial rend
Okay
>Lava Plume
>Flareon
>Iron Tail
goodbye friends i am gone
>torment
>Mawile
>Hidden Power
What does it mean?
Not bad
>>25066528
what ever you do, don't re-zip
>Lopunny
>Mega Drain
>Lilligant
>Giga Drain
oh baby
>Vice Grip
>>25057284
What the fuck
teleport
>altaria
>growl
Does that mean my d gets weaker from being shout at?
psychic... if were going off how it works in the anime.... i think i might actually die
>>25053342
>King's Shield
Well, OK.
Outrage...
Not if it runs into me really fast or what.
>>25053342
steamroller. this is worse than everything
>>25067128
>Roar
Welp, I guess that's not very effective.
>Pyroar
>Super Fang
Dear Arceus help me!
>knock off
Power whip ... fuck.
tfw brick break
>>25053342
>soak
Uh
>Ancient Power
Please
NO
>False Swipe
>Never get finished off
>>25053342
>never used Amie
heh
>Leafeon
>Acid
Why me!?
>Floette
>Future Sight
What's going to happen to me?
>Rhyhorn
>Horn drill
SAVE ME.
>Tri Attack
Do I win the trophy of the most painful death?
>>25053342
>Be a girl
>Horn Drill
>Gardevoir
>Dragon Breath
Welp, life was fun while it lasted.