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>all of his pokemon are female
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>all of his pokemon are female
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> MFW when I was breeding my Normal-Type team they all hatched female
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>>25052629
>all of his Pokémon are legendaries
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>>25052629
>feeding and taking care of another male
why?
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>>25052815
To raise your son to be a better version of yourself.
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>>25052629
not Pikachu.
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>>25052629
>prefers all their pokemon female because they are female
>refuses to use 100% male pokemon
>ironically dislikes the genies
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>>25052897
W-who is this godess?
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>>25053759
Another feminist
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>All his pokemon are OU
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>>25052629
>all of his pokemon are feminine looking, such as lopunny, gothitelle, glaceon etc
>they're all boys
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>>25052629
>all of his pokemon are male
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boys r gross desu
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>>25054845
Underrated post

>>25054847
Found the lesbo
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>>25052629

The reason that all my Pokémon is female is because I don't want to have my Growlithe trying to hump my leg.
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>>25052815
>he doesn't have bros
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>none of his pokemon are genderless
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>>25054903
Male and female dogs do this out of trying to establish dominance.
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>>25054920

Or sexual. Regardless no Growlithe penis on my leg.
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>>25054903
Anon, sorry to break it to you but female dogs hump shit too. I own one.
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>>25054936
Would you rather have a penis or vagina rubbing against your leg?
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>>25054956
If it's anything but human, it shouldn't matter unless you're a sick fuck.
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>Playing Colosseum as a kid
>Entire team is male
>Didn't notice
>Random NPC has all female team that spams attract/cute charm
>Battle lasts nearly an hour as none of my team can get an attack off
>Always split teams 50/50 now because of it

Never again
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>>25055201
This is why you use genderless Pokémon. Because they're impervious to attract or any of the other infatuation moves.
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>>25054845
I do this anon, fuck you gonna do about it bitch?
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>>25055201
>none of my team can get off

kek
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>>25055448
attract
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>>25055201
>fight a female trainer with an all-female team
>your team is all-male so you get fucked up by attract and cute charm
>lose
>you have no money
>trainer tells you that you can pay in bed and drags you to her place
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>>25055448
i'm going to add you to my potential school shooters list
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>>25052629
>Having only genderless pokemon
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>>25052815
>muh utilitarianism
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I do it half and half though
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>>25055780
>be literal opposite of neckbeard
>so opposite that I'm christian
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>>25052629
> Gardevoir, Lopunny, Lilligant, Absol, Delphox, Sylveon

I... I don't see the problem?
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>>25055855
>liligant
>waifumon
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>>25055835
Didn't Jesus take care of other men?
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>>25054843
I do this.
It makes cumming on my ds in amie so much more satisfying.
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>>25052629

Yes, I only have females on my party. I will only get males when it's a gender only Pokémon and then I will release them after them are evolved (just to register on Pokédex).

Why? I dunno, I consider Pokémon like pets and I really dislike male pets.
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>>25055835
>that I'm christian

A really shitty one apparently.
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>>25057024
What the fuck are you talking about
>>25057035
Please kill yourself
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>>25057046
>to be a Christian you have to be a crazy nutjob with a pole up your ass
There can be accepting, leftist Christians too. You don't have to be one of those freaks that pushes the ideology and threatens of no believers burning in hell. You don't have to make sure you have no flaws. You don't understand how Christianity works, do you?
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>>25057057
> leftist Christians

You mean the ones who keep dismissing the word of God and embracing abominations because new age liberalism?

Protip: you don't need to be 'leftist Christian' to be a decent person.
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>>25057049
A Christian tells people to kill themselves. Living the way of Christ I see.
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>>25057074
I don't embrace any of the shit. I just say people can do whatever the fuck they want, with a few acceptions being shit like abortions which should honestly be illegal unless it's a life or death situation
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>>25057463
>wanting more niggers
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>>25052629
All my Pokemon are male and extremely buff and masculine.
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>>25057553
Don't worry anon, I hate dindus just as much as the best /pol/ack, but A: white girls are more likely to get an abortion and B: it's unethical and an infringement of one of the inalienable rights. More blacks just need to become successful people. I have black friends and they're actually desirable compared to niggers.
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>>25057556

> making a team of shitmons

Did you really brought the 'Machoke is good' meme?
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>>25055187
What's wrong with being ttracted to real animals?
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I like having my dogs and pets males so they dont get assfucked by another dog. Same applies to pokemon
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>>25058260
>I like having my dogs and pets males so they dont get assfucked by another dog

You'd be surprised if you obsvered how male dogs behave with each others
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>>25052823
Right answer. Good job anon.
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>having a single-gender team
Did Whitney teach you nothing? That only leaves you susceptible to Attract.
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>>25058389
As dumb as you frogposters usually are, you have a point for once.
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>>25058464
>implying anyone ever uses attract on a male Pokemon

All female teams are objectively superior.
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>>25057950

Let's not start this shit again, because no matter how many times you try to pull as many strawman arguments out of your cloacea, your mental illness has no ground.
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This actually is somewhat happening in my current run of Gale of Darkness if you ignore Umbreon (and Lunatone since it's better than an empty slot) The upcoming Shellder being female would really complete the team
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>>25060922
If I ever do catch a bird, he's a male and he'll know attract
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>not having three male and three female Pokemon
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>>25060974
>hoothoot
>bird
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>>25060981
>not having 2 male, 2 female and 2 genderless Pokemon
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>>25061010
>owl
>not bird
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>>25061012
>>25060981

>not having any agendered, genderfluid, genderqueer, or genderbender pokemon

How very problematic of you, cis scum
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>>25061021
But pokemon don't have humanity's meme powers and therefore can only be common sense genders.
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>>25061024
But what about ditto? Ditto is literally genderfluid
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>>25061066
Mr. Ramon!
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>>25061020
>implying owls are birds
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>>25061066
Ditto is speciesfluid. That's like, seven and a half times better than genderfluid.
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>>25061084
>Still using this shitty meme
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