Hiya. Last thread reached image limit. Post gardevoir. Discuss gardevoir. Request gardevoir OC or make some yourself.
Ignore trolls and shitposters. They are pathetic and will never understand the love we have for gardevoir.
>giving trolls attention
This thread will end well.
Reminder that we will never get those models because some of us can't ignore trolls.
I like a pokemon who likes me. Everyone should be so fortunate to have a gardevoir in their life. Heck I don't even care about the feet part, would massage her little stubs on her legs each night if it helped her feel better.
>your favorite Pokemon is worshipped by a thread of cringey degenerates
Why is this thread a thing?
If it's because you feverishly want to bang the ayy looking motherfucker, why not use the innumerable porn sites?
I mean holy shit, Gen 3 is 13 years old, what is left to discuss?
Please don't say RPing.
As always this thread is to celebrate our favorite pokemon, gardevoir
The same point it has always been. The same point it will always be. To post, talk and enjoy gardevoir.
Silly topic of the thread: Would you massage your Gardevoir's feet stubs?
The question is not "would I" the question is "what scented oil would I use?".
>implying garde even has nerve endings in its legs
its empathic. it doesn't want physical stimulus. you grab a hold of its horns and inject loving and warm thoughts directly into its head
>implying that it doesn't have nerves in it's foot nubs
>implying that rubbing your Garde feet isn't a loving act in and of itself
I'm guessing you've never done this with a 3d woman before.
my gardevoir isn't 3D. any previous experience i've had with 3D women wouldn't apply.
why are you drawing false equivalences?
There's literally nothing wrong with gardetits as long as it's not porn
That's a mighty pretty mouth you've got there stupid.
NTR would imply she liked you at some point
It also implies that you'd be able to convince anyone to fuck you
Honestly, though. What is the purpose of making a new thread before the other one archives or 404s? It's a slow board and in my experience discussion in generals gets better after the bump limit is reached, this is including generals that aren't on the board's shitlist.
You guys can't have a pokken thread without turning it into a /trash/ tier nsfw furfag thread.
>tries to crosslink
>no one cares
>no one cares
>you autistic retards
I think these threads shouldn't be generals and should go back to a weekly format because as it is everyone on all sides are getting salty over it being a general. Including the posters here. Also, because the OPs aren't smart enough to use a thread after it reaches the bump limit.
But let's get something straight. You are the last type of person who should be calling others autistic. Regular shitposters to a general are pretty much as obsessed and autistic as the other regulars in the thread. Honestly worse, there's someone like you for every general on this website I've visited longer than 4-5 thread. But how spergy do you need to be to dedicate time to throwing a fit because this thing shows up in your catalogue? Like I can't imagine what goes through your heads when you do this shit instead of hiding and filtering the thread. I'm not even talking about this thread in particular, I'm talking about almost every general, and the people like you who seem unbelievably analpained that some particular general exists. Seriously, though. Years of seeing guys like you come and go in all types of generals. You're just a different kind of autist, and I'd wish you'd own up to it.
>But let's get something straight. You are the last type of person who should be calling others autistic.
/v/ has always been synonymous with asshurt and manchildren throwing fits over nothing
Anon-sama you need to get laid its okay your on vp everything should make you mad.
Just give her the dougnut you asshole
Sweets will make her fat, and she has to stay fit to fight.
She's on a strict diet of calcium and carbos.
No she chubby.
But you fed her so many sweet when she was a Ralts, and even when she was a Kirlia
Her butt is already huge we don't need to make it huger.
But how is she ever going to lose that baby weight?
I honestly do not know too much. It is my memeself that is doing the actual fighting, not the form of me that's making this post. Ask Teehee or Boco if you ever see them. Teehee doesn't post very much, but he is always looking for new recruits. He's the pink guy with the green lips.
Denying the obvious won't help anything.
I am who I am.
And the fantastic thing about anonymity is that no one important will ever know.
I can be as disgusting as I like.
>arm bends up like every other arm in existence
>being this autistic
It's not something that's done constantly. It's just another pose, nothing more nothing less.
How would a group of Gardevoirs react to seeing a human after having never seen one before?
Not a Round Table or Order?
You know, sirknight,
Also Mage Guild could be cool only for Gardevoir groups, sorry Gallade.
Cautiously, Gardevoir are seldom seen in the wild. It's possible that they would just use minor psychic tampering to convince the human that they aren't seeing anything and want to go elsewhere. If they detect that this human is lost and isn't really a threat they might help them. Age might be a thing too. A very young human might find themselves spirited away by these fairies if they couldn't defend themselves. The overall issue is that if you're seeing wild gardevoir then you're definitely off the beaten path. I figure this goes for every fully evolved Pokemon you can't catch in the wild but then again all of the ralts line is listed as urban Pokemon so they would never be too far from humans.
This more of a desert island scenario. Like:
> human washes up on an island
> its full of Gardevoirs
> human has a relatively positive demeanor and doesnt scare them away immediately
So I think this applies to almost every pokemon that
>seem to be in the higher tiers of intelligence, in other words not too wild
>aren't said to be harmful to humans like hypno or drifloon
Normally, they would try learn if the human is a trainer since that determines whether they can hurt or capture them. Since these pokemon have never seen a human, they'd probably think said human was just some kind of weird pokemon and would react accordingly, on this I have no good guess as to how gardevoir react to other pokemon in general, but if the human's situation becomes apparent they might just adopt them into their group.
Now if gardevoir weren't psychic it would just be left at that, but through their powers they can learn of humans, their differences, and maybe a way for the human to get home if they're familiar with the area they were at prior to washing up on the island. It would happen eventually, because certain things wouldn't add up. Like if the human is an adult and has no useful moves to defend themselves with, or can't understand pokespeak. What they do with all that new information is up in the
air. They might come to fear other humans, even if they are all fully evolved most wild pokemon don't have the conditioning and strategy that trained pokemon do. Most have probably never been in more than 4 real fights in their entire lives.
>"AHAHAHAH!! Oh wow, you didn't know I was male! Well surprise perv, I am! Hahahaha, the look on your face is priceless!!"
No, that's just poor posting habits. I don't know why these went from weekly to generals, from what I've heard it was due to content creators and that was fine while they were still around. Some people just haven't gotten the memo to turn them back into a weekly thing. These are all really slow to begin with on a slow board so it's only really taking the content of one weekly thread and spreading itself out into three or two threads that last a week. Which means it's only offensive to anons who are too stupid to filter and sage or wannabe mod rejects.
Pushed away by endless arguing and raiding, no doubt.
/ggvp/ became high-visibility, attracted autism, and became unfun. I'd leave too if not for the fear I'll miss something important if I did.
>miss something important
Like what, a neckbeard showing off his custom-made Gardevoir fuck-plush?
I'm honestly surprised this thread is still standing.
It did and I'm a bit upset that it didn't stop after I left.
What a normal person does when he/she finds a thread he/she doesnt like
>see thread I dont like
>end of the story
What a highly autistic retard does when he/she finds a thread he/she doesnt like
>see a thread I dont like
>I will show them how wrong they are in liking something I dont by complaining like the massive faggot I am.
Mfw you know I am right.
No one has ever made a post like this before.
You're the first.
How do gardevoir's "ears" work? I figure the fins are their ears, at least the biggest one is. At the same time there's no visible opening, and I guess that's the artstyle, but would that mean gardevoir have small minimal noses as well?
They're probably filled with a fluid that carries sound well, if there is not ear holes. I can't see the nose, so I can;t really make any guesses.
Different artists have different ideas.
Some draw them as soft tufts of feathers or fur, others as hard sharp spikes.
Personally, I think they are fleshy, cartilaginous structures that are soft and sensitive on the surface, and rigid underneath. A lot like human ears.
You know the pokedex would be able to pick up the gender of any pokemon I don't know how someone could get the gender wrong.
Sounds nightmarish, imagine having to hear all that broadcast mariachi music 24/7 with no way to turn it off.
No she trying to chock him for saying her ass was fat.
Do you not even read these threads?
All the shitposting and autism scared off all the content creators we have.
The modelers have gone quiet, one explicitly mentioned leaving because of the mess, and even SMD has deleted his tumblr account and disappeared.
On hiatus due to slow threads and frequent shit flinging. My advice is to not make a new thread until this one ceases to exist, and to sage it most of the time when posting so as to not bring too much attention to itself.
I don't tend to go here too frequently. I was interested in programming something interactive once I finish a real-life project I'm doing.
I really hope it's just a hiatus and has the models there. It's sad that people who complain exactly about the repetitive content are blocking OC.
>I was interested in programming something interactive once I finish a real-life project I'm doing.
One of the modeling anons. A friend of mine directed me to your post.
> I was interested in programming something interactive once I finish a real-life project I'm doing.
I'm also the game dev anon. I'm working on something just like that right now. Would you be interested in collaborating? Let me know, we can skype about details if you want.
>Would you be interested in collaborating?
No problem, I just need to finish this project, have some time to chill out; and I would be able to help you.
My mail is in the following pastebin, send me contact info there: http://pastebin.com/KXx1bR4i
but I'm assuming that really nice one that guy did from mostly scratch.
Last I heard, he was rigging it.
Weight-painting can be a long and arduous process. Hopefully, he's still around, and is simply just not done yet.
Yo, guy. If you're here, fill us in on the progress please.
>Yo, guy. If you're here, fill us in on the progress please.
I'm the guy. I made a pretty decent rig and went to skin the model, then hit a slight roadblock. Some of the deformations were very nasty; I came to the conclusion that the topology in some parts of the model (hips, shoulders) was too far off from what it should be and giving me most of my issues. I went back and re-topologized those parts of the model which required me to re-texture certain parts because the UV coordinates didn't match up nicely.
Before re-skinned, I did some research into different methods of animations in Unity (the game engine I'm using) and decided that 3ds Max didn't have all of the tools I needed to properly animate my character. Instead, I'm in the process of re-making the rig in Maya where I will also create a bunch of corrective blendshapes so that the deformations in-game will look incredibly smooth and natural.
In short, it's coming along; I only work on it in my spare time, so its pace is entirely dependent on how free my schedule is. Even then, I'm splitting my time between the artistic side (modeling, rigging, etc) and the technical (coding, figuring out logic, etc.)
And that's where I'm at. It's also important to note that trolls didn't drive me away. I don't come here because these threads are nothing but super-concentrated autism with the occasional diamond in the rough.
Keep doing what you're doing. We like the content you provide, and don't think otherwise.
You make good stuff.
What do you guys think about this user's rants about mega Gardevoir? Cus I personally feel she's overreacting. Plus, I thought the mega was based on a ball-room dancer, hence why the shiny form has a black dress.
Tumblr tier, no joke. It does resemble a ballroom dress and the wedding thing is mostly a joke by fans. Also gardevoir was always feminine leaning despite having both genders, the same goes for Pokemon like the machamp with it being masculine leaning. Where did you dig up that junk anyway?
>he doesn't want to dissolve into pure, unbridled autism
I personally don't care for Gardevoir but I visit these threads sometimes because I aspire to be on the same level as some of the people here. I mean, yeah, I'm a little obsessed with my singular pokemon of choice, but I'm not nearly at that kind of blissful insanity that permeates the cult-like group that is the Gardevoir fandom. What I'm trying to get at is instead of seeing this thread as something to avoid becoming, I see it with a sense of wonder and envy towards this sort of mindset. I feel like if I were to ever truly understand absolute devotion to something that doesn't exist, then I'd be one step closer to experiencing unceasing contentedness and peace of mind.
I wonder why people think there is a "K" Present in ANY of Gardevoir's names. Sirnight is also a shitty romanization, the name means "come, night" lining up just fine with the two previous stages dance theme.
>implying they don't sound like opera singers
>implying Kirlia and Ralts don't sound like this
The one with the Garde turned around showing its ass, posted along with how this thread should be kept at page eight
Do you think if you train and communicate with psychic pokemon long enough that you would gain minor psychic capabilities? Or at least enough awareness block incoming mind reading from other psychics.
No. Seems like there are physiological differences that make psychics, psychics.
But it coudl be the case that the more you communicated with your Gardevoir, the more you'd be able to communicate with other Voirs, or even other psychic types. Thought likely not in as much detail as you would be able to do with your own Voir.
Hell is for autistis that believe getting fucked is part of a plan.
The answer has always canonically been yes.
Nah, Satan has all the cool stuff.
>getting fucked is part of a plan.
My fedora tips for you sir.
IIRC, some psychics have dialogue mentioning unlocking skills through training.
I think it might be a talent thing. Some people are born for certain skills, others have to work for them.
I almost thought you drew that just now, but then I googled it and discovered it was the first result. I'm unimpressed with the selection of gardevoirs wearing fedoras. We need more memevoirs.
So do you love your big sister kirlia and mother gardevoir?
I am getting mixed signals from that kirlia.
I'm not one of the anons instigating squabbles, but it seems to have cooled off on its own meaning it was probably just banter. Drawing attention to it only makes it worse.
Why doesn't she just snap that someone or something's neck with her psychic powers?
How about you go fuck yourself forever.
No skin off my back. I'm in favor of making these weekly again like they were the last time I was here. I'm just saying, getting upset over some minor exchange in which no one seemed truly upset really isn't helping. See how this conversation has gone on?
I have bills to pay. Don't make me have to post a render with all my posts/be smart and don't bite the bait.
I'll probably be back in under an hour, if things aren't busy.
Someone telling me how to get rid of Windows changing my sentences and spelling automatically would be much appreciated.
All the interesting people are gone. i'm just sticking around for the shitposting but that's going fade eventually. Really there isn't anything left for this thread they should just let it die and resurrect it after a sufficient time has pass.
There's your problem. I personally never had too much gripe with Windows up until they started porting mobile shit and adopting a walled garden mentality, I have a gutted 10 enterprise with that shit out by default and tons of registry hack jobs. Only keep it around for games, but I've had to turn this garbage off on a few family computers.
settings>devices>typing>turn off autoshit
>Letting those gems get damaged.
I'm starting to question who you loyalty lay with.
Intelligence is an attractive feature and we probably all share common Pokemon ancestors or something. A few of those are even in the human-like egg group. Most powerful humans in Pokemon seem to be psychic or users of aura. Meaning humans are squishy special attackers
or even normal/psychic.
>tfw no gardevoir salsa instructor to cure your two left feet
>moves almost exclusively on telekinesis
least she's cute
They probably retained the muscle memory from all their legwork as kirlia. Still, it's not wise to point out they're cheating. You'll get challenged to a dance off.
He sometimes does draw them in a way that makes them seem really big, but he's actually not as far away from the real size as you'd think.
The canon size of Gardevoir's head is approximately three times the length of it's torso, so even by canon, the head is surprisingly big and the torso is pretty thin.
Now I wonder. Is the head around our size and its body is really thin compared ours, even thinner than it appears to be I mean.
Or is the body closer to human proportions but the head is much much larger than a human's.
Gardevoir has a canon height of 5' 3" or 63 inches.
With a screenshot of the model and a little math, we can determine this.
Here, I scaled the model up to fit the grid in the background to represent its height.
Using the grid, we can measure its head as being about 1' 2" or 14 inches, a bit larger than the human average of 8-9 inches.
This means Gardevoir stands proportionally (relative to its own head) 4.5 heads tall, very different from humans who stand at about 7 heads.
Its mostly round head is also significantly wider than a human's, which is thinner than it is tall, meaning its body is actually pretty close to the thickness a young human's. Its shoulders and hips are both less than a foot wide, which is about what you can expect on a thin child.
So basically, Gardevoir has the body of a really tall loli with a freakishly large head.
Bizzare "hair" physics may make the head appear larger than it actually is. How does Gallade compare if you discount its head fin?
Still, even shaving a few inches off the height, that is a wide head.
Gallade's height is listed as exactly the same as Gardevoir's.
If it's measured to the tip-top of the fin, he's actually a little shorter than Gardevoir.
His head is also much smaller proportionally.
...and is it me or does Pokkenvoir >>25064386 have a more circular head than >>25064725
Pokken's gardevoir has it's head as wide as its shoulders, making it narrower than the other models. Hrm...
>flying back to college
>plane cant land in small town airport because of lack of visobility
>spend four hours flying to college town and back to aiport where i had a two hour layover
> currently sitting in airport waiting until 7:30 pacific time
> cant force myself to fall asleep on airport floor
I need Gardevoir and cute Gardevoir reated thing /ggvp/. I dont know how much more of this i can take
How is everyone? Keeping thoughts of Gardevoir in your mind at all times I hope.
I imagine having a gardevoir is a lot like having a stand.
What happened to its chest blade?
already in YOUR heart, silly
Are you sure anon?
All yanderevoir memes aside.
What do you think would drive a Voir so crazy that it would kill it's trainers pokemon?
The make up and ear thing isn't half bad, shame about the rest of it.
The most plausible theories usually center around a gardevoir taking its protectiveness to the extreme. If their beloved trainer is almost suicidally reckless and causes them a lot of stress as a ralts they might try to overcompensate. If this ralts also learns that it can maim and kill to get something to stop bothering it and its trainer, even accidentally, it might spell disaster.
The moment the other pokemon do something that loses the Gardevoir's trust or even unintentionally endanger the trainer to a great extent, this gardevoir might figure that it's better to make the others disappear for their trainer's safety.
I think a yandere gardevoir would operate a lot like Gasai Yuno, who actually isn't like most yanderes in that she'll mostly only do the crazy murder shtick if you do some top level betrayal, or also do the murder schtick yourself. Which boils down to life or death situations. They won't kill a love rival or something, although they wouldn't be above sending them away through other means.
That or they would just isolate you from everyone through subtle psychic manipulation and house arrest style stuff.
Batten down the hatches! A crap storm be a'brewing!
Perhaps this time she will reward you with sex.
That reminds me, I always imagine a realistic psychic would be the chillest person around. If they don't commit suicide early in life that is. Can you imagine being able to intimately read everyone's thoughts? It'd be horrible at first but sooner or later you'll realize everyone is kind of fucked up in some way and so you just roll with it. Now I don't think Gardevoir would be cool with acting out weird fetishes but they aren't going to flinch at the thought of them. It's sort of like being a proctologist, a mind proctologist. Stick your fingers up someone's anus enough times and anuses will just stop being gross. They're just sort of there.