/ggvp/ Gardevoir General will live forever

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>>25036098
>Titdevoir
>giving trolls attention

This thread will end well.

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Reminder that we will never get those models because some of us can't ignore trolls.

>>25036098
Third for Mawile.

cringe

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>>25036098
Good title

I'm in desperate need of some chubby Gardevoir.

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I like a pokemon who likes me. Everyone should be so fortunate to have a gardevoir in their life. Heck I don't even care about the feet part, would massage her little stubs on her legs each night if it helped her feel better.

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>your favorite Pokemon is worshipped by a thread of cringey degenerates

>>25036326
Get a better favorite Pokemon, then.

Why is this thread a thing?

If it's because you feverishly want to bang the ayy looking motherfucker, why not use the innumerable porn sites?

I mean holy shit, Gen 3 is 13 years old, what is left to discuss?

Please don't say RPing.

This should be a weekly thing, yet some of you morons insist on it being eternal.

Fuck off, all you do is embarrass us all.

>>25036328
Nah, I'm not an insecure nigger. I could honestly give two shits if some autistic nerd faps to something I like.

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As always this thread is to celebrate our favorite pokemon, gardevoir

What the fuck is the point of this thread? You chased off all our content creators and the Gardevoir artists aren't drawing Gardevoir.

Why the fuck are you making daily threads? Why can't you contain like the other waifumon fags? Jesus Christ.

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The same point it has always been. The same point it will always be. To post, talk and enjoy gardevoir.

>>25036371
There is no content and no one here can have a civil debate over their believes. This thread is going to do more harm than good.

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Silly topic of the thread: Would you massage your Gardevoir's feet stubs?

>>25036342
Your first post says otherwise

>>25036429
So shitposting isn't allowed?

>>25036414
I would do that and much more.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kas6akz1jWU

>>25036487
All I did was point out where you flip-flopped, there was no need to damage control.

>>25036414

Yes

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>>25036414
The question is not "would I" the question is "what scented oil would I use?".

I want to fatten up Gardevoir and lie down on her big belly!

>>25036700

>implying garde even has nerve endings in its legs

its empathic. it doesn't want physical stimulus. you grab a hold of its horns and inject loving and warm thoughts directly into its head

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>>25036842
>implying that it doesn't have nerves in it's foot nubs
>implying that rubbing your Garde feet isn't a loving act in and of itself
I'm guessing you've never done this with a 3d woman before.

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>>25036881

my gardevoir isn't 3D. any previous experience i've had with 3D women wouldn't apply.

why are you drawing false equivalences?

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>80 speed

/v/ here

You guys are extremely autistic and degenerate.

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>>25036103
There's literally nothing wrong with gardetits as long as it's not porn

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>>25036892
>false equivalences?
That's a mighty pretty mouth you've got there stupid.

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>>25036921

yes. your gardevoir loves it

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>>25036938
NTR doesn't work here dipshit

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>>25036945

NTR would imply she liked you at some point

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>>25036959
It also implies that you'd be able to convince anyone to fuck you

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>>25036985

touche

>>25036985
The "yum" gardevoir is so cute

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Honestly, though. What is the purpose of making a new thread before the other one archives or 404s? It's a slow board and in my experience discussion in generals gets better after the bump limit is reached, this is including generals that aren't on the board's shitlist.

>>25036900
>/v/ here

You guys can't have a pokken thread without turning it into a /trash/ tier nsfw furfag thread.

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>>25036133
Hi~

heads up but some fucktard keeps linking /v/ to your threads >>>/v/324478446

just thought I'd let you know

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>>25038163
>tries to crosslink
>no one cares
>tries again
>no one cares
deliciously pathetic

>>25038194
>you autistic retards

I think these threads shouldn't be generals and should go back to a weekly format because as it is everyone on all sides are getting salty over it being a general. Including the posters here. Also, because the OPs aren't smart enough to use a thread after it reaches the bump limit.


But let's get something straight. You are the last type of person who should be calling others autistic. Regular shitposters to a general are pretty much as obsessed and autistic as the other regulars in the thread. Honestly worse, there's someone like you for every general on this website I've visited longer than 4-5 thread. But how spergy do you need to be to dedicate time to throwing a fit because this thing shows up in your catalogue? Like I can't imagine what goes through your heads when you do this shit instead of hiding and filtering the thread. I'm not even talking about this thread in particular, I'm talking about almost every general, and the people like you who seem unbelievably analpained that some particular general exists. Seriously, though. Years of seeing guys like you come and go in all types of generals. You're just a different kind of autist, and I'd wish you'd own up to it.

Its kind of weird how mawfag come up when school ends I wonder if there's a connection.

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>>25038306
>But let's get something straight. You are the last type of person who should be calling others autistic.

>>25038334

Kek.

>>25036900
>this coming from the board that turned inside out when some guys pressed A 0.5 times

>>25037809
Fresh new art sighted!
Thanks Japan.

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>>25038687
This
/v/ has always been synonymous with asshurt and manchildren throwing fits over nothing

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>>25038306
>being this mad

>>25039464
But not half as mad as the guys that go on anti-general crusades, and my mad is from seeing the same shit for years and years.

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>>25039503
Anon-sama you need to get laid its okay your on vp everything should make you mad.

>>25036098
post that Drapion/Gardevoir lewd manga pls
also sequel when

>>25040291
No lewds, go ask /b/

>>25040748
my god, this thread's still alive

>>25036414
desu no

>>25040757
Can't stop the love train

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Just give her the dougnut you asshole

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>>25042010
No.
Sweets will make her fat, and she has to stay fit to fight.
She's on a strict diet of calcium and carbos.

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>>25042010
No she chubby.

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>>25043248
>>25043968
But you fed her so many sweet when she was a Ralts, and even when she was a Kirlia

How about some Gardevore

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>>25044965
Her butt is already huge we don't need to make it huger.

>>25045136
Why is anon so tiny?

>>25045125
Micro is shit same size is better.

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>>25045142
Perverted child?

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>>25044965
But how is she ever going to lose that baby weight?

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Are you all aware how disgusting you are?

>>25045188
Sup, Normality Wars guy. Instead of doing your routine could you explain that?

>>25045192
I honestly do not know too much. It is my memeself that is doing the actual fighting, not the form of me that's making this post. Ask Teehee or Boco if you ever see them. Teehee doesn't post very much, but he is always looking for new recruits. He's the pink guy with the green lips.

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>>25045188
Of course.
Denying the obvious won't help anything.
I am who I am.
And the fantastic thing about anonymity is that no one important will ever know.
I can be as disgusting as I like.

>>25036145
>>25036098
>>25036310
>>25036414
>>25036700
>>25036921
>>25036938
>>25037782
>>25038423
>>25040209
>>25045136

Hate these poses. Why do anime girls adopt the arm bent upwards pose?

>>25046423
Because the artist are deliberately trying to piss you off.

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A group of Gardevoirs is called a Garden

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>>25046423
>arm bends up like every other arm in existence
>being this autistic
It's not something that's done constantly. It's just another pose, nothing more nothing less.

>>25046970

its an embrace of gardevoirs

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Does anyone know what episode this gif is from?

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How would a group of Gardevoirs react to seeing a human after having never seen one before?

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>>25046970
Not a Round Table or Order?

You know, sirknight,

Also Mage Guild could be cool only for Gardevoir groups, sorry Gallade.

Holy fuck this is the most autistic thread I've ever seen.

Kill yourselves, all of you.

>>25047572
It's just a waifu fag thread, no worse than the latias or delphox threads. You guys are just more triggered and singling it out because these are up all week.

>>25047572
It's no more or less autistic than the last 20 times you said that.

>>25047329

Cautiously, Gardevoir are seldom seen in the wild. It's possible that they would just use minor psychic tampering to convince the human that they aren't seeing anything and want to go elsewhere. If they detect that this human is lost and isn't really a threat they might help them. Age might be a thing too. A very young human might find themselves spirited away by these fairies if they couldn't defend themselves. The overall issue is that if you're seeing wild gardevoir then you're definitely off the beaten path. I figure this goes for every fully evolved Pokemon you can't catch in the wild but then again all of the ralts line is listed as urban Pokemon so they would never be too far from humans.

>>25047572
Lel, no u

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>>25048022
This more of a desert island scenario. Like:
> human washes up on an island
> its full of Gardevoirs
> human has a relatively positive demeanor and doesnt scare them away immediately

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>>25048312

So I think this applies to almost every pokemon that

>seem to be in the higher tiers of intelligence, in other words not too wild
>aren't said to be harmful to humans like hypno or drifloon

Normally, they would try learn if the human is a trainer since that determines whether they can hurt or capture them. Since these pokemon have never seen a human, they'd probably think said human was just some kind of weird pokemon and would react accordingly, on this I have no good guess as to how gardevoir react to other pokemon in general, but if the human's situation becomes apparent they might just adopt them into their group.

Now if gardevoir weren't psychic it would just be left at that, but through their powers they can learn of humans, their differences, and maybe a way for the human to get home if they're familiar with the area they were at prior to washing up on the island. It would happen eventually, because certain things wouldn't add up. Like if the human is an adult and has no useful moves to defend themselves with, or can't understand pokespeak. What they do with all that new information is up in the
air. They might come to fear other humans, even if they are all fully evolved most wild pokemon don't have the conditioning and strategy that trained pokemon do. Most have probably never been in more than 4 real fights in their entire lives.

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>"AHAHAHAH!! Oh wow, you didn't know I was male! Well surprise perv, I am! Hahahaha, the look on your face is priceless!!"

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>>25049181
Sauce pls

>>25049181
Considering this site's love of traps that prank would be a risky move for any Guydevoir

>>25047608
>because these are up all week
which is exactly why its more autistic

>>25049290
That's exactly what happened to the Guydevoir in what he's referencing.

>>25049461
No, that's just poor posting habits. I don't know why these went from weekly to generals, from what I've heard it was due to content creators and that was fine while they were still around. Some people just haven't gotten the memo to turn them back into a weekly thing. These are all really slow to begin with on a slow board so it's only really taking the content of one weekly thread and spreading itself out into three or two threads that last a week. Which means it's only offensive to anons who are too stupid to filter and sage or wannabe mod rejects.

>>25049500
And the penis in >>25049181 is equally small, if not smaller.

I'm sad that our model pals are gone and SMD is inactive too.

>>25047572
nice meme bru le lol XDXDXD

>>25051087
Pushed away by endless arguing and raiding, no doubt.

/ggvp/ became high-visibility, attracted autism, and became unfun. I'd leave too if not for the fear I'll miss something important if I did.

>>25051261
after a while the trolls just leave due to boredom and you idiots start arguing with each other

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>>25051261
>miss something important

Like what, a neckbeard showing off his custom-made Gardevoir fuck-plush?

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>>25051300
I'm honestly surprised this thread is still standing.

>>25051261
It did and I'm a bit upset that it didn't stop after I left.

>>25051226

>>25051300
Yes, that is exactly the problem. And exactly what I meant by "endless arguing" coincidentally.
>>25051330
That would be worth seeing. Yes.

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What a normal person does when he/she finds a thread he/she doesnt like

>see thread I dont like
>filter it
>end of the story

What a highly autistic retard does when he/she finds a thread he/she doesnt like

>see a thread I dont like
>I will show them how wrong they are in liking something I dont by complaining like the massive faggot I am.


Mfw you know I am right.

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>>25051645
No one has ever made a post like this before.
Nope.
You're the first.

>>25051739
Well if they can repeat themselves over and over why not us?

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How do gardevoir's "ears" work? I figure the fins are their ears, at least the biggest one is. At the same time there's no visible opening, and I guess that's the artstyle, but would that mean gardevoir have small minimal noses as well?

>>25051766
Because we're not them.
Also, posts like yours are almost as annoying as actual troll posts.
When they see posts like that, it only encourages them.

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>>25051785
They're probably filled with a fluid that carries sound well, if there is not ear holes. I can't see the nose, so I can;t really make any guesses.

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>>25051785
Different artists have different ideas.
Some draw them as soft tufts of feathers or fur, others as hard sharp spikes.
Personally, I think they are fleshy, cartilaginous structures that are soft and sensitive on the surface, and rigid underneath. A lot like human ears.

>>25051785

they are her antennae. she gets AM and FM radio on them

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>>25049181
You know the pokedex would be able to pick up the gender of any pokemon I don't know how someone could get the gender wrong.

Please immediately go to >>>/trash/ where you belong

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>>25052124
Sounds nightmarish, imagine having to hear all that broadcast mariachi music 24/7 with no way to turn it off.

>>25052274

just turn the radio off by flipping her switch off. just flip the horn up on its hinge and turn the radio off

>>25052219
Is she mounting him?

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>>25052692
No she trying to chock him for saying her ass was fat.

>>25052796
What if you told her she had no ass?

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>>25053316
Then you'd be a filthy liar.

>>25036129
What happened to Modeler-kun?

>>25053392
Do you not even read these threads?
All the shitposting and autism scared off all the content creators we have.
The modelers have gone quiet, one explicitly mentioned leaving because of the mess, and even SMD has deleted his tumblr account and disappeared.

>>25053392
Modeled one too many ass polygons and mysteriously vanished from his cum-stained office chair.

>>25053392
On hiatus due to slow threads and frequent shit flinging. My advice is to not make a new thread until this one ceases to exist, and to sage it most of the time when posting so as to not bring too much attention to itself.

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>>25053411
I don't tend to go here too frequently. I was interested in programming something interactive once I finish a real-life project I'm doing.

I really hope it's just a hiatus and has the models there. It's sad that people who complain exactly about the repetitive content are blocking OC.

>>25053458
>I was interested in programming something interactive once I finish a real-life project I'm doing.
One of the modeling anons. A friend of mine directed me to your post.

> I was interested in programming something interactive once I finish a real-life project I'm doing.

I'm also the game dev anon. I'm working on something just like that right now. Would you be interested in collaborating? Let me know, we can skype about details if you want.

>>25036129
Which models are you referring to?

>>25053492
>Would you be interested in collaborating?
No problem, I just need to finish this project, have some time to chill out; and I would be able to help you.

My mail is in the following pastebin, send me contact info there: http://pastebin.com/KXx1bR4i

>>25053531
Right-o, e-mail sent.

>>25053500
Not him,
but I'm assuming that really nice one that guy did from mostly scratch.
Last I heard, he was rigging it.
Weight-painting can be a long and arduous process. Hopefully, he's still around, and is simply just not done yet.

Yo, guy. If you're here, fill us in on the progress please.

>>25053574
>Yo, guy. If you're here, fill us in on the progress please.
I'm the guy. I made a pretty decent rig and went to skin the model, then hit a slight roadblock. Some of the deformations were very nasty; I came to the conclusion that the topology in some parts of the model (hips, shoulders) was too far off from what it should be and giving me most of my issues. I went back and re-topologized those parts of the model which required me to re-texture certain parts because the UV coordinates didn't match up nicely.

Before re-skinned, I did some research into different methods of animations in Unity (the game engine I'm using) and decided that 3ds Max didn't have all of the tools I needed to properly animate my character. Instead, I'm in the process of re-making the rig in Maya where I will also create a bunch of corrective blendshapes so that the deformations in-game will look incredibly smooth and natural.

In short, it's coming along; I only work on it in my spare time, so its pace is entirely dependent on how free my schedule is. Even then, I'm splitting my time between the artistic side (modeling, rigging, etc) and the technical (coding, figuring out logic, etc.)

And that's where I'm at. It's also important to note that trolls didn't drive me away. I don't come here because these threads are nothing but super-concentrated autism with the occasional diamond in the rough.

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>>25053702
Keep doing what you're doing. We like the content you provide, and don't think otherwise.
You make good stuff.

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What do you guys think about this user's rants about mega Gardevoir? Cus I personally feel she's overreacting. Plus, I thought the mega was based on a ball-room dancer, hence why the shiny form has a black dress.

>>25053741
Tumblr tier, no joke. It does resemble a ballroom dress and the wedding thing is mostly a joke by fans. Also gardevoir was always feminine leaning despite having both genders, the same goes for Pokemon like the machamp with it being masculine leaning. Where did you dig up that junk anyway?

>>25053741
I think it's a deviant art user bitching about nothing. Litterally on the same level as chrischan getting triggered by sanics arms being blue.

>>25052796
Lucky bastard

>>25047572
>he doesn't want to dissolve into pure, unbridled autism
I personally don't care for Gardevoir but I visit these threads sometimes because I aspire to be on the same level as some of the people here. I mean, yeah, I'm a little obsessed with my singular pokemon of choice, but I'm not nearly at that kind of blissful insanity that permeates the cult-like group that is the Gardevoir fandom. What I'm trying to get at is instead of seeing this thread as something to avoid becoming, I see it with a sense of wonder and envy towards this sort of mindset. I feel like if I were to ever truly understand absolute devotion to something that doesn't exist, then I'd be one step closer to experiencing unceasing contentedness and peace of mind.

>>25054324
I honestly don't see it. Maybe I missed the days when these were super active, but it just looks like every other waifumon thread but slower and with more bitching.

>>25053741
I think, "Whoa mate, calm down."

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>>25036098

>>25053741
I wonder why people think there is a "K" Present in ANY of Gardevoir's names. Sirnight is also a shitty romanization, the name means "come, night" lining up just fine with the two previous stages dance theme.

>>25054841
Try a short half dress? Like almost a sash.

>>25053741
This is the stupidest, cringest shit I've ever seen.

>>25054841
What about a mini slirt, those always look
Good

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>>25055190

>gardevoirs make sounds similar to the little raptors from jurassic park

would you still waifu her?

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>>25055490
>implying they don't sound like opera singers
>implying Kirlia and Ralts don't sound like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aaqzPMOd_1g

Gardevoir was first for Pokkén

>>25055490
The noises it makes when it sleeps are too cute.

What if your gardevoir thought humans had tiny chest blades under their clothing this whole time? Would you continue to ruse them?

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>>25056669
Which would that be?

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>>25056675
The one with the Garde turned around showing its ass, posted along with how this thread should be kept at page eight

http://i.imgur.com/ixa4Rpq.jpg

>>25056727
>you will never spank your Gardevoir's ass like a pair of bongos

>>25057719
translation pls?

>>25057723
Below Gardevoir It says "Love me".

Why does gardevoir get so much sexual fanart? Is it because she looks like a human with short hair

>>25058007
>It look like a human girl

I wonder, too.....

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Do you think if you train and communicate with psychic pokemon long enough that you would gain minor psychic capabilities? Or at least enough awareness block incoming mind reading from other psychics.

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>>25059050
No. Seems like there are physiological differences that make psychics, psychics.
But it coudl be the case that the more you communicated with your Gardevoir, the more you'd be able to communicate with other Voirs, or even other psychic types. Thought likely not in as much detail as you would be able to do with your own Voir.

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>>25059131
Please, shut up.

>>25057838
I'm actually more interested in what Delicatty has to say.

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>>25059182
How about you burn in hell forever.

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>>25059271
Hell is for autistis that believe getting fucked is part of a plan.

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>>25059050
>>25059131
The answer has always canonically been yes.

>>25059280
You post this image a lot.

>>25059280
What's heaven?

>>25059284
That's what I figured, but it could be that they're just natural born psychics and gravitate to pokemon like them.

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>>25059302
>What's heaven?
Nah, Satan has all the cool stuff.

Kill yourself faggots, get a real girl

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>>25059280
>getting fucked is part of a plan.
My fedora tips for you sir.

>>25059302
IIRC, some psychics have dialogue mentioning unlocking skills through training.
I think it might be a talent thing. Some people are born for certain skills, others have to work for them.

>>25059330
I almost thought you drew that just now, but then I googled it and discovered it was the first result. I'm unimpressed with the selection of gardevoirs wearing fedoras. We need more memevoirs.

>>25059302
>they're just natural born psychics and gravitate to pokemon like them.
Basically this. Hell Sabrina bassically has a school for "gifted youngsters".

>>25059330
>>25059315
>>25059292
>>25059280

Here we go again! and you guys were doing so well. I even started working on actually animations again.

>>25059412

indeed. guess i have to keep my portal to the pokemon world a secret too

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>>25036098
So do you love your big sister kirlia and mother gardevoir?

>>25059412
fuck off, no one cares

>>25059425
I need more eyepatch garde.

>>25059429
It's not a secret if you tell 4chan, dumbass!
You're gonna get us blackbagged!

>>25059425
There is no sense in anyone coming here if the requests get washed away every time one of you gets hurt by the "banter", that's why we left the first time.

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>>25059478
I am getting mixed signals from that kirlia.

>>25059503
Clearly she is telling you to kill someone or something in exchange for getting use out of that condom. I don't understand your confusion.

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>>25059501
I'm not one of the anons instigating squabbles, but it seems to have cooled off on its own meaning it was probably just banter. Drawing attention to it only makes it worse.

>>25059530
Yeah, squabbles. Just move the thread to >>/trash/

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>>25059509
Why doesn't she just snap that someone or something's neck with her psychic powers?

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>>25059567
How about you go fuck yourself forever.

>>25059567
Could you be bothered to proved proof of your identity?

>>25059573
You're just feeding into his nonsense.

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>>25059567
No skin off my back. I'm in favor of making these weekly again like they were the last time I was here. I'm just saying, getting upset over some minor exchange in which no one seemed truly upset really isn't helping. See how this conversation has gone on?

>>25059582
^Provide^
I'm not liking these changes.

>>25059613
Right, one more thing. I don't won't even touch my computer until after I've eaten breakfast, which I normally take until 10:20-30 PM EST, anyone else is a troll.

Alright, lads.
I have bills to pay. Don't make me have to post a render with all my posts/be smart and don't bite the bait.

I'll probably be back in under an hour, if things aren't busy.
Someone telling me how to get rid of Windows changing my sentences and spelling automatically would be much appreciated.

i always say this thread can't possibly get any worse and you guys prove me wrong every time.
starting to think some of you are taking it as a challenge.

>>25059740
Could you at least wait the 5 minutes for me to save everything, shutdown my computer and walk out the door before you resume your rampage?

>>25059768
Im just here to laugh at you guys, this thread always provides me with some good keks.

>>25059814
That's weird I'm always on this thread to laugh at you.

>>25059822
See, this is the shit i love.
People here think they have to have the last word oblivious to the fact that all the anons throwing criticism at them are in the right.

>>25059856
May I have the last word?

>>25059856
No just the fact that your so obsess with a thread you hate make it hilarious. I really don't care what happens on this thread I'm just here for the show.

>>25059906
Who said i hate the thread?
I love it personally, its like a really bad car accident. You know you shouldnt stop and look but you always do anyways.

>>25059919
All the interesting people are gone. i'm just sticking around for the shitposting but that's going fade eventually. Really there isn't anything left for this thread they should just let it die and resurrect it after a sufficient time has pass.

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>>25059726
>Windows


There's your problem. I personally never had too much gripe with Windows up until they started porting mobile shit and adopting a walled garden mentality, I have a gutted 10 enterprise with that shit out by default and tons of registry hack jobs. Only keep it around for games, but I've had to turn this garbage off on a few family computers.

settings>devices>typing>turn off autoshit

I'm home.
Tonight wasn't exactly easy, but I did get time to(poorly)weight paint the skirt thing I made the other day.

>thread is nothing but images of gardevoir and people saying the thread is terrible
?

>>25059425
Could you render that machamp too

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>>25059468
>Letting those gems get damaged.
I'm starting to question who you loyalty lay with.

>Gardevoir
>Medicham
>Gothitelle
>Delphox
>Meowstic
>Jynx
what is it with Psychic type and waifumons?

>>25061771

they invade your mind and alter your perception of their bodies so they appear attractive to you, so you get along with them better

>>25061771
Intelligence is an attractive feature and we probably all share common Pokemon ancestors or something. A few of those are even in the human-like egg group. Most powerful humans in Pokemon seem to be psychic or users of aura. Meaning humans are squishy special attackers or even normal/psychic.

How can I be sure to get my OC pics fix from here when fgts.jp is being a fucking shit and 4ch.be only uploads the thumbnails?

>>25062476
https://foolz.fireden.net/vp

Beware, their search is pretty shit. I've only been able to find some /v/ threads by its post #.

Listen, gardevoir is pretty cool.

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>tfw no gardevoir salsa instructor to cure your two left feet

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>>25063817

>gardevoir dancer
>moves almost exclusively on telekinesis

least she's cute

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>>25064060
They probably retained the muscle memory from all their legwork as kirlia. Still, it's not wise to point out they're cheating. You'll get challenged to a dance off.

>>25064399
White Moon always draws the head ridiculously large though, the actual size is more reasonable.

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>>25064425
He sometimes does draw them in a way that makes them seem really big, but he's actually not as far away from the real size as you'd think.
The canon size of Gardevoir's head is approximately three times the length of it's torso, so even by canon, the head is surprisingly big and the torso is pretty thin.

>>25064725
Now I wonder. Is the head around our size and its body is really thin compared ours, even thinner than it appears to be I mean.
Or is the body closer to human proportions but the head is much much larger than a human's.

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>>25065002
Gardevoir has a canon height of 5' 3" or 63 inches.
With a screenshot of the model and a little math, we can determine this.
Here, I scaled the model up to fit the grid in the background to represent its height.
Using the grid, we can measure its head as being about 1' 2" or 14 inches, a bit larger than the human average of 8-9 inches.
This means Gardevoir stands proportionally (relative to its own head) 4.5 heads tall, very different from humans who stand at about 7 heads.
Its mostly round head is also significantly wider than a human's, which is thinner than it is tall, meaning its body is actually pretty close to the thickness a young human's. Its shoulders and hips are both less than a foot wide, which is about what you can expect on a thin child.

So basically, Gardevoir has the body of a really tall loli with a freakishly large head.

>>25066081

so

>ayy loli

>>25066081
Bizzare "hair" physics may make the head appear larger than it actually is. How does Gallade compare if you discount its head fin?

Still, even shaving a few inches off the height, that is a wide head.

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>>25066314
Gallade's height is listed as exactly the same as Gardevoir's.

If it's measured to the tip-top of the fin, he's actually a little shorter than Gardevoir.

His head is also much smaller proportionally.

>>25066081
>>25066314
...and is it me or does Pokkenvoir >>25064386 have a more circular head than >>25064725

Pokken's gardevoir has it's head as wide as its shoulders, making it narrower than the other models. Hrm...

>>25066384
Well Pokken is a fighting game, it makes a bit of sense they would beef up its body and tone down its head to make it look less awkward in battle.

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>flying back to college
>plane cant land in small town airport because of lack of visobility
>spend four hours flying to college town and back to aiport where i had a two hour layover
> currently sitting in airport waiting until 7:30 pacific time
> cant force myself to fall asleep on airport floor
I need Gardevoir and cute Gardevoir reated thing /ggvp/. I dont know how much more of this i can take

>>25066361
manlet lmoa

We need more soaked Gardevoir.

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>>25068816

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How is everyone? Keeping thoughts of Gardevoir in your mind at all times I hope.

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rodo rolla da

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>>25072322
I imagine having a gardevoir is a lot like having a stand.

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>>25072460
SEKAI ICHI

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>>25072503
What happened to its chest blade?

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>>25072533
already in YOUR heart, silly

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>>25072541
Oh.

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this one's my phone bg

What are the worst cosplays you've found on your hunt for qt cosplays?

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>>25072680
Are you sure anon?

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AND ONE MORE

>>25036098
>Gardevoir General will live forever
It will if you guys move to >>>/trash/ where you belong.

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>>25072503
All yanderevoir memes aside.
What do you think would drive a Voir so crazy that it would kill it's trainers pokemon?

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>>25072701
The make up and ear thing isn't half bad, shame about the rest of it.

>>25072741
The most plausible theories usually center around a gardevoir taking its protectiveness to the extreme. If their beloved trainer is almost suicidally reckless and causes them a lot of stress as a ralts they might try to overcompensate. If this ralts also learns that it can maim and kill to get something to stop bothering it and its trainer, even accidentally, it might spell disaster.

The moment the other pokemon do something that loses the Gardevoir's trust or even unintentionally endanger the trainer to a great extent, this gardevoir might figure that it's better to make the others disappear for their trainer's safety.

That aside.

I think a yandere gardevoir would operate a lot like Gasai Yuno, who actually isn't like most yanderes in that she'll mostly only do the crazy murder shtick if you do some top level betrayal, or also do the murder schtick yourself. Which boils down to life or death situations. They won't kill a love rival or something, although they wouldn't be above sending them away through other means.

That or they would just isolate you from everyone through subtle psychic manipulation and house arrest style stuff.

>>25072598
https://i.imgur.com/AMn415P.jpg

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Anyone have this but with the youngster edited out?

>>25072731
Nah, we belong here! However I have heard that /trash/ needs some new trolls. How about you go there? It is where you belong.

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Batten down the hatches! A crap storm be a'brewing!

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>>25074835
Good job.
Perhaps this time she will reward you with sex.

>>25075435
Hydriegon would be dead.

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>>25075441

>>25074243
Here
http://imgur.com/LPQf9C4

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threadly reminder

>>25077513
That reminds me, I always imagine a realistic psychic would be the chillest person around. If they don't commit suicide early in life that is. Can you imagine being able to intimately read everyone's thoughts? It'd be horrible at first but sooner or later you'll realize everyone is kind of fucked up in some way and so you just roll with it. Now I don't think Gardevoir would be cool with acting out weird fetishes but they aren't going to flinch at the thought of them. It's sort of like being a proctologist, a mind proctologist. Stick your fingers up someone's anus enough times and anuses will just stop being gross. They're just sort of there.

>>25075441
I need no other reward then knowledge that you were burned troll. No other gift then then to know that your only comeback was a weak one at best.

>>25078748
oh dear, if only you people could understand that multiple people come in here to laugh at this train wreck

>>25079315
>if only you people could understand that multiple people come in here to laugh
nobodygivesashit.jpg

>>25079445
You wouldnt have responded if you didnt care.

>>25079479
the people lurking in gardevoir general are not the brightest of the bunch

>>25079479
>lel i troll u XDDDDD
okay

Where is the OC?!

Why is Assdevoir the greatest thing ever?

>>25081775
Because bongo butts are the best.

>>25081521
It's right here. God!
Damn, are you fucking blind?
Stop shouting.

>>25084771
I DON'T SEE ANY OC! SHOW ME DA OC!

Because i feel as if this thread needs this.
https://soundcloud.com/doc-dic/50-shades-of-gardevoir-as-read-by-microsoft-sam

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