>Meanwhile in café /vp/...

Someone put shit in my coffee

I shat in someones coffee

Is it okay for children to be working behind the counter?

Someone shat on the child behind the counter

[obnoxiously pulls out sketchbook while sipping very loudly]

[drinks coffee loudly]

The guy who's drinking coffee loudly doesn't seem to realize there's shit in it

Someone fucking a gardy waifu pillow

>machokes are posing

Would you like to give a tip?

>>25022523
I give the equivalent of ten dollars

[Play the accordion loudly]

>>25022449
Why is there no bathroom in this café?! I need to take a shit!

>>25022558
I believe there is a restroom in Laverre City Gym, if you'll kindly see yourself all the way over there...

Are there any goodsirs here to discuss the merits of atheism with?

Why don't they serve any tea here?!

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>>25022449
Faut vraiment être cpn pour faire une entrée devant un arbre.

>>25022566
Too late, I just went in someone's fedora. I don't know who it belongs to.

>>25022622
Laisse tomber, laisse les niakoués rêver un peu

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>>25022622
si jamais tu t'enfuis ta des risques de te le prendre,
et la c'est drôle!

What do martial artists serve at a party?

All kinds of punch...

>>25022599
Wtf why does your fedora smell like shit?

I wonder if they serve any sandwiches?

I got a boner while looking at the Machokes posing

>>25022944
Your just jealous of my superior intellect

>>25022558
Just take a shit in someone's coffee. Everybody's doing it.

Ooga booga, where dah whyt wemens?

>>25022523
Anyone dumb enough to work a job that cuts your wages to account for tipping doesn't deserve my monetary pity.

You did what you are payed to do. Yay. Why should I be forced to reward you for it? Working class scum.

>>25022449
...somebody is frenching their phox and/or gardevoir.

>>25023278
Lol Coffee shops don't work like that. They get tips AND a decent pay. At least at ARbucks that is

>>25023291
All the more reason to NOT tip.
What a garbage practice. Why is it even a thing?

>>25023302
Because people will give money to anyone that looks clean

>>25023302
Because AMERICA

>>25023314
Because UNOVA

>>25023336
FUCK YEAH, 'NOVA
>>25023302
You don't need to tip, especially not in Kalos, but it is only common courtesy in Unova.

This place is shit, they don't even sell coffee or fresh water for fuck sake.
Plus this one guy keeps recommending me a bloody fedora...

U-uuh
C-can I come inside? I was, uhm, asked to deliver this letter...
I have no idea what this is about or who I'm supposed to give it to... C-can I just leave it here...?

It smells like stale sweat and poo in here...

>>25023302
>not being generous

>>25023352
>U-uuh
>C-can I come inside?
L-lewd

So I was telling this guy the other day that my girlfriend is a superhero

He was like no way

And I was like yeah she was at the honor of kalos festival

And he asked me which one was she

And I said the one with the orange afro

>>25023190
Are you a girl?

>>25023302
You don't seem to understand the purpose of money, to be honest.

theres a dude fucking his luxray at the mens bathroom

>>25023363
You don't tip your mailman. You don't tip your bus driver. You don't tip the bank teller or a grocery store cashier. So why should I tip a cafe worker?

boom

>>25023566
No this isn't the Sonic thread.

>>25023551
Why do you assume I don't? Do people actually do this for cafe workers alone? If so, yeah, it doesn't really make sense.

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>>25023551
>doesn't tip people

I was trying to enjoy some coffee but it got spilled by some guys having a fight about tipping. Oh well, it smelled like sit anyways.

Uh oh the Health inspector is making a surprise visit

>>25023581
>Why do you assume I don't?
The bus driver and mailman already get your tax money. If you're actually giving them a tip on top of that, then you're just an idiot.
And I know you don't really tip those people. Don't spew lies just to be contradictory.

The concept of tipping only exists because during the great depression employers wanted a way to pay their workers as little as possible. It's not really an act of generosity. It's an implied obligation that has no reason to exist in this modern time.

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>>25022622
>>25022774

UNGA BUNGA ROCKSTOP

>>25023686
That as far back as you can see? Are you stuck in thinking money is a brick wall, and not a bouquet?

omelette du motherfucking fromage fuckers

There's a machop under my table.

>>25023675
Oh, shit.

Hello where are the serious discussions?

>>25024954
Finally! What are your thoughts on written works such as the god delusion and atheist universe?

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>>25022449
REMOVE KABABS!
DEUS VAULT!

Why would you raise a male meowstic over a female? Serious question, that thread died

Why is there an orange-wearing faggot who's fixated on money?

>>25023302
Sup Mr. Pink

>>25022492
HEY MAN WHAT ARE YOU DRAWING?!

I would like someone to shit in my coffee

Good morning people, I'd like a large decaf with a side of loli please.

>>25023675
Nwe have to hide all the shit

I AM A DOG.

TIP ME.

GIVE ME MONEY FOR THE MERE ACT OF EXISTING.

Holy shit, Pokefrance is the INTERNET.

>>25023686
I make $9.25 an hour and i get tips.
not very regularly, usually like $5 a night, $20 on weekend nights when its busier.

only ~20 hours a week though, but i'm able to afford rent and bills

I got a $100 tip one night

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>All of this shit and not a bathroom in sight.

I think I found the contractor, folks...

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I think you got the wrong cafe, the leather cafe is two blocks down.

>>25026643
Fuck you.

Isis terrorists run in and start to shoot. It appears there are terrorist attacks happening all over lumiose...

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>>25022449
Suddenly

>>25024652
was that a pun, anon?

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this entire thread made my sides hurt