Who thought this was a good idea? How long before some kid gets raped and killed in the woods while trying to catch a legendary?
Some pedophile who is also looking for a legendary stumbles upon a sexy little boy and fucks him in the ass and then slices his throat.
OP may have had a different scenario but whatever.
It's a social mobile experiment that's literally a clone of a game that was barely popular
it's not like they want priority over the main series game, its not even gamefreak doing the fucking game, it's the developer of the game this is a clone of
>Planning to go the forest to look for kid to bully whose looking around for Pokemon
>Try to jump him
>Trip on a rock and spraint my legs
>Kids comes up and laugh's
>Decides to bully me instead while i can't get up
>Turns out he was out in the woods for a week and hasnt showered
>Takes out his musky sweaty foot and places it on my face
>My face is suffering from this goddamn kid's dirty ass feet
>All the while he's laughing looking at his phone saying "Sweet i found a Treeko, thanks loser"
>Gets his foot off, only to slide his shorts down and takes a massive shit down my throat before leaving
Guys okay this is no lie
Today driving I saw:
>big black dude
>white long sleeve shirt
>folders under arm
>on cell phone
>red baseball cap
>walking down highway
Was this Google? Could they be working on GO all around us as we speak
your mom designed it so she can rape kids in the woods.
>walk to some kid on the streets
>hey, could you give me some honey?
Better to stay in /vp/ where it is safe and you never have to make person-to-person contact.