> Pokémon uses amazing moves, take severe wounds and compete

Kind of makes you wonder why army generals are remembered at all.

By the way, Pokemon also get experience and prestige/glory are the same thing.

>>24990837
attention seeking faggot obsessively refreshing the catalog

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Pokes must battle to grow, it must be done.

>>24990837

> Kind of makes you wonder why army generals are remembered at all.

Army generals have an extremely hard job. They need to coordinate hundred of thousands of soldiers, examine carefully the battlefields and all possible complications, weather, geo, supplies, etc and a tiny mistake results in a lot of casualties.

A trainer just tell Pokémon to use moves, which wild Pokémon can do by themselves. Do you really need someone to just keep shouting 'thunderbolt'?

This actually reminded me of Korrina and Lucario, where Lucario was usually just doing things without Korrina really telling him, then during the Gym battle with Ash Lucario decided to wait for Korrina's orders and ended up performing much worse than he was before.

>>24990826
its explained that pokemon fight like that in the wild too. And actively want to get better.

what trainers do is give them better tactics, and stop the match before anyone is seriously wounded, only fighting until a KO happens.

Compare boxing coaches to bar brawls with broken bottles and knives.

Which is why pokemon show up to trainers in the wild. They want to be caught and trained, or failing that, at least engage in a match that's completely safe to participate in and hopefully get a bit better from it.

>>24990916
>Ashnime

No thank you.

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>>24990929

Does that apply to Audinos?

>>24990954
yeah probably.

Audino's just aren't very suited for direct battle.
They try really hard. You can see them frantically spamming random moves at you. That's the best they know how to do.
Its just nearly all their moves heal things instead of hurting them. And being a wild pokemon, they don't know enough to really tell the difference.

And their constant failure would of course makes them want to get stronger to defend themselves even more. What if something really dangerous comes along next time? I must train harder! Have at you huma-spbluh.
okay. you win. I'll just lay here and rest for a while.

Wow I got wrecked. What if something actually dangerous came along next time? I'd be toast! I really need to train harder. Have at you huma-spbluh! okay. you win. I'll just lay here and rest for a while.

Wow. I got wrecked. What if something actually dangerous came along...

>>24990826
that pic is kinda _______lewd and hot______:^3

>>24990987
if you imagine it as a moan instead of that horrible, horrible screech it actually let out, you could almost see it as sensual necking as opposed to face-biting.

>>24991043
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAdGv89e0sE

What this one? Naaaaaah, that's definitely the sound of arousal. Love blossoming on the battlefield.

>>24991043
you never heard cats fuck?

>>24991064
cats have barbed penises.
you'd make that noise too if something like that was shoved up whatever your respective sensitive netherhole is.

>>24991075
well, turtles have mace dicks. ill pick spikes over a mace any day

>>24991043
>>24991058
>>24991064
>this noise is the reason that the daycare couple doesn't know where the eggs come from
>they can't stand the sound and leave while theyre still in foreplay

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>>24990984

What about Abras?

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>>24990929

Yeah, but my point is that Pokémons deserve a higher share of credit. It's like Doc Louis getting famous instead of Little Mac.

>>24991058

Jesus.

Does anyone still want to be a Pokémon?

>>24991140
Doc Louis taught him the star punch.
Also, Little Mac has more autonomy in the ring. He doesn't just swing wildly unless Doc "says okay, now punch him in the nose. okay now dodge. okay now uppercut"

Little mac is a person making most of his own decisions, with pointers being given between rounds. Pokemon are for the most part fairly smart wild animals.

>>24991155

That's silly. Wild Pokémon also have autonomy. Does Pokémon get stupider after they get captured? Wild Pokémon seems to grasp things such as 'throw fire on the plant' and 'dodge, don't take it like an idiot' pretty well.

>>24990939
Well shit if you don't actually want to discuss anything

>>24991058
>bit his cheek
Whiney baby! If it was neck he wouldn't be able to scream

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>>24990826
You give trainers to little credit
Trainerd do the managing:
>Picking what moves the pokemon will learn
>Provide food shelter and healing(yes, the PC does this but it is a trainer's responsability take his pokemon there)
>Device trainer routines(In games this means EV Training
>Tactical support during battles

If a pokemon can battle better without, you are just a shit trainer.

Also, Pokemon join humas to become stronger, they choose to do so.
They are in to get stronger, that is what they want.
They grow stronger with humans, that is why they join us. That is all there is.

>>24991201

Pokemon don't have human intelligence, they just thrash each other, while a human can employ strategy. They also don't have a full view of the battlefield while the trainer does, so they trust their commands.

>>24990916

Pikachu was stronger, and Ash knew to stay on the offensive this time, and find openings while Lucario was attacking instead of trying to outspeed it outright.

>>24991821

> Picking what moves the pokemon will learn

And yet wild Pokémon can have different moves. Also isn't that four move cap gameplay?

> Provide food shelter and healing

Wild Pokémon easily hunt for food, berries also heal, solve hunger and are everywhere.

> Device trainer routines

A Wild Pokémon can battle as much as he want, if he wants that is.

> Tactical support during battles

You mean using a potion while your Pokémon loses a turn because he cannot act while you are opening your bag?

Really, you haven't made a point. Several wild Pokémon actually fought better than trained ones.

>>24991828

> Pokemon don't have human intelligence, they just thrash each other

So they don't use diverse moves when they are fighting?

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>>24991852
What you are forgeting that the games make pretty clear that friendship with humans makes them grow stronger.
It helps both parties

>And yet wild Pokémon can have different moves.
Also isn't that four move cap gameplay?
Access to TM and Move Tutors.

>Wild Pokémon easily hunt for food, berries also heal, solve hunger and are everywhere.
Yes but with a Trainer that is, in theory asured.
Instead of hunting or gathering they can focus on training.
Also while berries do heal, they can't be compared to human medicine.

>A Wild Pokémon can battle as much as he want, if he wants that is.
Yes that is but a human makes it easier
That reminds that Charizard's dex entry states that they fly around looking for battles

>You mean using a potion while your Pokémon loses a turn because he cannot act while you are opening your bag?
Planing and that sort of stuff.

>Several wild Pokémon actually fought better than trained ones.
Have you ever lost to a wild pokemon?
Again, this would be the trainer's fault for being shit.

>>24990826
N pls go, Ghetsis doesn't love you

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>>24991967

In Pokemon, being a good trainer means you love your pokemon and treat them with utmost respect. So logically, the trainers who are celebrated are the ones who have a deep commitment to their Pokemon. Giovanni may be a great battler, but he isn't respected or celebrated as a good trainer

>>24992002

> In Pokémon games however a good trainer is the one who makes mass factories of good Pokémons and then grind them to hell.

>>24992002
>>24992054

Also perhaps this applies to the series as well. Lots of trainers try to catch all Pokémon because "well, why not?"

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>>24990954
Audino's have massive orgies, according to that one copypasta

>>24991201
Do they really? How many times have you seen a wild pokemon use an immuned move against you in combat, when you know they have a better move they could be using but aren't?

There's a reason they give the trainers (mild) AI, but the wild pokemon just choose moves at random.

>>24991852
wild pokemon have moves based on eggmoves and whatever their level is. its not random.

choosing a synergistic combination out of what they learn through level up is the part that takes expertise.

>>24991867
they use diverse moves. just without any form of planning. they just pick something off the top of their heads and do it.

>>24991929
>Also while berries do heal, they can't be compared to human medicine.
>sitrus berry - 30hp
>potion - 20hp

riiiiiight

>>24991852
opening your bag and using it on them.
they have to stay still for that. can't just be discharging lightningbolts willy nilly while you spray some neosporin on the ouchies.

did nobody else watch origins? Pokemon are weak as shit without a psychic bond to trainers.

>>24990826
yes the nips work very hard so you can indulge your autism.

>>24990984
>you will never train your own audino and make it the world's qtest god slayer

>>24995495
why is Naruto riding Alphonse Ulric?

So Pokémon are like orcs, they are only happy when they are beating the shit of someone?

>>24996613
Yes

>>24996613
Remember that lady who rubbed Pikachu's cheeks talking about his discomfort from not getting to discharge his sacs enough
I cant find a gif

>>24998419

> discharge his sac

lewd

>>24991144
As a matter of fact, this only makes me want it more.

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>>24998692

Are you sure anon?

>>24991064
There was a webm of two cats doing a gay 69.

>>24990887
Trainers have to be inventive and clever
Do you think a wild pikachu would of aimed at the horn?

Pokemon need coaches. Without our human ability to not only sympathize with others, explain and rationalize to others why we feel the way we do, Pokemon would live in a lawless society where only the fierce survive.

The symbiosis comes from us teaching them how to think above the level of fight-or-flight, and be more compassionate, this aids their evolution of a frontal and temporal lobe(the sympathetic and emotional parts of the brain) ushering them into their next evolution.

We are the catalysts, the agents of progress. We push them beyond their self-placed limits, and nurture them when their biological parent is not around to do so.

>>24995169
>highest hp healing berry
>lowest hp healing potion

>>24998900
why would you even have the knowledge of such thing?

>>24998419
>that feel when your trainer is such a spineless loser he's blueballing your electric cheek sacks.
fun.

>>24999030
>there is a developed medicine that heals less than eating a fruit
>many other medicines are exactly on par with the effects of raw fruit
>lets not even get to the whole vending machine beverage thing in here, where medicines cost more but do less healing than soft drinks. Lets just focus on fruit, and how for everything other than hyper potions, max potions, PPmaxs, and full restores, there's a naturally occurring supplement that far surpasses it.