You wake up and find Roxie/Homika in you bed...what do?

>>24980171
Punch and tell that dyke to get out

Unprotected sex is the only answer

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/Roxie thread
Also would fug

>>24980171
Spill spaghetti. Roxie is too cute for me. ;_:

Sage your thread

Burn the bed.

Hope the cops dont come in

>>24980171
Surprise morning sex

>>24980171
Tell that bitch to get out.

dogars

>implying that anyone of you would wake up with another women in a lifetime
A man would be more realistic

>>24980171
Kick her out for being a short-haired chestlet.

Small breasts x big breasts is shit.

Prove me wrong without using Sonohana as an argument.

>>24980171
Speedwalk away.

>>24981567
Yuru Yuri

>>24980171
Freak out because I'm not a lesbian

>>24981567
It leads to breast envy which is great

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D O G A R S

>>24981567
Its pretty good when the girl with cowtits is the submissive one

>>24980171
Try again for Elesa instead.

>>24980171
Battle Her!

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>>24981567
Sakura Trick

Why is there a ton of fanart of these 2 and not January, who's actually implied to want to fug Rosa?

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I see where this thread is going

>>24981988
>tfw Hilda and Rosa will never create a perfect yuri baby waifu worthy of Lord N

>>24981844
Source pls

Why did Arceus decide to make yuri in the Pokeverse?

I know it's a lot to ask someone to play ORAS, but there's a straight up lesbian couple in Room 2 of the Sea Mauville.

>>24980171
Why the fuck is there so many tissues!

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>>24982073

U S3RIOUS

>>24981844
>>24982094
Why the fuck can't I find this anywhere?

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>>24982174

I think it is "R U S3RIOUS"

It is pretty old and it is non-h

>>24982094
>>24982174
Never mind.

>non-h
Kill me.

>>24982013
>worthy of Lord Ghetsis

FTFY

>>24982512
>Ghetsis
>compassion
>better than N

Did you even play the games?

>>24982555
Oh I did, but I simply prefer Ghetsis over N any day of the week.

>>24982094
Yeah i am, google gave me nothing nor did the other ways pls anon.

Get checked for STDs.

>>24982581
http://dynasty-scans.com/chapters/r_u_s3rious

>>24982764
Please let the sequel be lovey dovey smut.

>>24981711
LONDON?

>>24982206
>lolis
>swearing

Heresy.

>>24981814
Examples?

>>24981711
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N

>>24982206
The fucking thing has (C85). Why is it not porn?

>>24981941

Who

>>24984461
Guitarist January, one of the new Ferris Wheel NPCs.

>>24984133
Lewd.

>>24980171
Those tits are way too big.

>>24984960
4U

>>24984960
Bullshit. They're huge without reaching cowtits.

Have you ever woken up next to a pretty girl with huge tits?

You play with her nipples. That's what you do. Sometimes you get morning sex, sometimes you don't, but you ALWAYS play with her nipples.

Please, anons, don't ever forget this golden rule.

>>24986476
Anon stop, you're giving me a boner at work

>>24986476
>there are people on vp right now that have lost their virginity
This place has truly gone to shit.

>>24980171
Maybe silently freak out because i don't remember what i did last night.
Idk, make her eat the egg bowl thing.

>>24986618
>has gone to

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>>24980171

>>24980171
>no Poke Balls in the picture

>>24989813
>catching a human
Anon... Don't be selfish!

>>24989829
It's about reminding you it's Pokemon.

>>24982085
Why are there so many tissues?

>>24989923
for wiping up her drool

>>24990068
I thought were sure you were going to make that lewd.

wonder why best girl hilda isnt there and later give her tot he police since she clearly is druk and/or on drugs

>>24990187
>lolis
>drug addicts

>>24980171
Wonder when I got the balls to finally hang myself.

>>24984133
sauce?

>>24990406
Why not just blow yourself up?

Don't these threads usually have more fun replies?

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>>24990076
Drool is lewder than even semen, familiar.

>>24984455
Because there's actually more non-porn sold at Comiket but hardly any of it gets scanned because of the lack of demand.

>>24997664
>more non-porn sold

How horrifying.

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>>24997442
>girls
>semen

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>>24980171
Rape.

>>24981546
Shit taste.

>>24986618
>reee normies
Cancer.

>>24999502
Just because you don't see a guy doesn't mean he hasn't been there.

>>25000243
Yes it does. OP's image is pretty obviously yuri.

>>25000355
Probably, but that doesn't mean there isn't any room for a guy to have been there.

>>25000712
>probably

Except it does and it's tagged exactly like that.

>>25000712
>>25002194
And I almost forgot to call you a faggot for both being delusional and complaining about people wisely being intolerant for faggots who most likely obnoxiously shitpost about "muh getting laid" and spew moralfaggotry. And they didn't even say that in the first place, dumbass.