What wins one of each Pokemon vs. 1 billion lions

>literally anything used earthquake!

Anyone who unironically thinks this could end anyway but for Pokemon needs to be put to death before their lack of intelligence leads them to cause irreparable damage to the entire world.

1 Kyogre flood later and a billion drowned cats
1 Grodon appearance and a billion cats sleeping in the sunlight till dehydration
1 Yveltal life drain
1 Tyranitar who can't be hurt through conventional means
1 Magcargo try biting something hotter than the sun
1 Ghost type... Literally any
1 Machamp Dat punching speed
1 Blastoise Water Cannons

For more reasons as to why this is stupid check your pokedex

Oh look it's this thread again.

didnt realize /vp/ was filled with so many teenagers

lions would obviously win and anyone who seriously thinks the pokemon would win need to get off of /vp/ because the board is 18+

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>>24972406
>what you said
Top kek m8

>>24972406
>the contrarian

Tell us how they'd win

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SbhROBwrrUw

I'll leave that here.

>>24972514
>tittyvoir in the thumbnail
yeah this video's bollocks

>>24972504
That's not being contrarian, dumbass, that's just being plain retarded and baiting.